The REAL reason Yoda didnt want Anakin to be a Jedi!!!

[@thealexexperiment1677]

That’s almost as good of a Yoda impression as mine

[@Kewbles]

I’m doing an impression of you doing a yoga impression so thanks!

[@pucktheblackswordsman999]

​@@Kewbles And it was a very good yoga impression

[@thealexexperiment1677]

@@Kewbles Yoda doing yoga, I'd love to see that

[@BLUEJAYMusic1994]

He just REALLY liked Yoda

[@Kryptnyt]

Usually I'd stop doing that upon seeing a Yoda

[@thestevenofsuburbia8431]

Looks like we need to talk about Anakin before he slices up a school of younglings with his lightsaber

[@Kewbles]

The youngling slicing is CANON, so this must also be CANON!

[@StoryBearKuma]

Deep lore discovered
Yoda HATES masturbation.

[@Kewbles]

Jedi are just an allegory for the Catholic Church imo

[@VinluvAntonHandesbukia]

@@KewblesI through they were Buddhists

[@nickmeale1957]

"He is too old"

[@M.A.S.K._Crusader]

The force is strong with him.

[@MegaSean45]

Ah, I understood that reference! I forgot what the movie was called, but it was about the kid who wanted to see his mom's world burn

[@Kewbles]

I’m glad some of you are cultured enough to get my references! We need to talk about anakin was my alternative title, the movie kid was named Kevin.

[@SatanasExMachina]

Looks like he was really using some Force there... very nice.

[@piccolothegreat22]

also because of that stank ass bowl cut on his head

[@nolan6137]

Him looking into Yoda's eyes and not stopping is an act of overwhelming dominance.

[@enermaxstephens1051]

I think you mean mental illness

[@neazurer]

omgee, he wonking his willy!!!!?????

[@Kewbles]

UA-cam offering to translate this comment is very funny to me

[@Raegasm]

You were supposed to destroy the sith, not jork it!

[@romansanchez3989]

Wtf 🤣🤣🤣