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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @500KiloVolt
    @500KiloVolt 2 місяці тому +44

    >gets rejected by a girl at cozy office job
    >goes on lunch break and records videos talking about masculinity

  • @baphomick
    @baphomick 2 місяці тому +41

    am i the only one that thought blag got cancer, shaved, and did the j dawg impression?

  • @understanding77
    @understanding77 2 місяці тому +45

    Listening to metal doesn’t make you tough

    • @METALFREAK03
      @METALFREAK03 2 місяці тому +3

      Depending if it's iron, copper or aluminium I guess.

  • @ohmyrod88
    @ohmyrod88 Місяць тому +6

    I don’t know who hurt this guy in life, but I pray he finds healing soon

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 Місяць тому +1

      Big Bubba tore him a new one, his anus will never heal properly.
      He sharts everytime now....🤣

  • @andrija1764
    @andrija1764 Місяць тому +13

    Honestly I never liked Slaughter To Prevail, to me it sounds bad, but calling Alex not manly is just absurd.

  • @raulserrano3670
    @raulserrano3670 2 місяці тому +17

    The guy is literally the biggest troll in the metal community atm .

  • @jinjunmei
    @jinjunmei 2 місяці тому +40

    Average nsbm listener

  • @CountBlagorath
    @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +35

    OH BY THE WAY: You might want to know that Vlad the Impailer (you know, the reason for your name and profile pic?) was Catholic and I'm pretty sure thats part of that Judeo Christian PUUUUUUUUUSSSSSY shit "snake oil from Jerusalem" stuff you hate so much.
    OH! And the concept of Satan comes from what you hate so much, so is that no long "black metal"? Satan is a Judeo Christian concept after all.

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux Місяць тому +5

      bro he wasn't even from Translyvania but from Wallachia too (the southern part of Romania). Its just stupid on so many levels

    • @rustymetalhead7714
      @rustymetalhead7714 Місяць тому +1

      Vlad the Impaler was Greek Orthodox Christian not Roman Catholic Christian

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux Місяць тому

      @@rustymetalhead7714 the Orthodox Church also claims to be the "Catholic Church". There is the Roman Catholic and the the Orthodox Catholic churches.

    • @rustymetalhead7714
      @rustymetalhead7714 Місяць тому +1

      @@gnomueaux ah fair, what I meant to say was the Greek Orthodox Church

    • @gnomueaux
      @gnomueaux Місяць тому

      @@rustymetalhead7714 yeah I get it would be confusing though because that part isnt commonly known

  • @xtransxcorex
    @xtransxcorex 2 місяці тому +39

    dude save some 😺 for the rest of us

  • @kapriizais8278
    @kapriizais8278 2 місяці тому +21

    Dude got into bm propably a year or two ago

    • @SulphurBorne
      @SulphurBorne Місяць тому

      His channel like a year old lmaoo

  • @wyattxhim
    @wyattxhim 2 місяці тому +77

    Dude is such a dork

    • @understanding77
      @understanding77 2 місяці тому +20

      Dude I been watching this guy for the past few weeks, I can’t even tell if he’s serious or not

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee 2 місяці тому +2

      He thinks he's so bad ass and tough lmao

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@understanding77 he's a serious joke tbh

    • @CoffinReaper2006
      @CoffinReaper2006 2 місяці тому +12

      He had a video where he said celebrating Christmas is for posers cause it’s a judeo-Christian holiday. I bet he thinks having friends is for posers as well. Your channel is good tho.

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee 2 місяці тому +2

      ​​@@CoffinReaper2006lmao dude I'm a Christian and I like metal and i like black metal especially am I not manly enough according to him?

  • @nukkleargarlicbread
    @nukkleargarlicbread 2 місяці тому +15

    Is this one of those "J-Dawg clones" that the guys in the Dawg's comments complain about

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +23

      @nukkleargarlicbread Absolutely yes. It's funny because I feel like if the Dawg watched some of his videos, he'd be like "Why do you care so much about fashion, brah brah?"

  • @ICantStopTheNoises
    @ICantStopTheNoises Місяць тому +10

    Who tf has not heard of Mariah Carrey that’s how I know this dude is just lying to look cool😂

    • @nupraptorthementalist3306
      @nupraptorthementalist3306 Місяць тому +2

      It's amusing how he doesn't realize how obvious it is that that's what he's doing.

    • @Awesomeroxy-vi5fd
      @Awesomeroxy-vi5fd Місяць тому

      Right I was like he can't be the one to not know who tf Mariah Carey is lol 😂 just for the damn attention

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 Місяць тому

      @@nupraptorthementalist3306 This clowns got the assburgers, i'm tellin' ya. I've known a few over the years, he exhibits all the tell-tale signs.

  • @KeymoEmbryo
    @KeymoEmbryo 2 місяці тому +6

    wait, wait, wait... he hasn't been Trolling this whole time?! He actually believes what he's saying.
    *Mind blown *

  • @matheusst.3655
    @matheusst.3655 Місяць тому +4

    I came across this guys channel some time ago, dude is stealing all of JDawgs mannerisms and have none of the redeeming qualities that makes Justin an endearing character. You cant complain about weakness and lack of masculinity while looking like that lol, the Dawg can pull it off with his physique but not this guy.

  • @Baochuaden
    @Baochuaden 2 місяці тому +6

    this is what a person that got into that toooooooough shit 2 weeks ago looks like

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 Місяць тому +2

      Totally Varg tryna one-up Euronymous attitude all over again.

    • @andrewjackson2843
      @andrewjackson2843 Місяць тому +1

      I was referring to him, not you btw. Looks like a Nyogthaeblisz skull pic you got there, I approve.

  • @brianmoudry5066
    @brianmoudry5066 Місяць тому +1

    Hey, where did you get that iron cross necklace, I like the smaller ones like that..lemme know.. All I can find is the big old Lemmy/Darby Crash lookin ones...

  • @METALFREAK03
    @METALFREAK03 2 місяці тому +7

    You do know about half of the vocalists from NWOBHM and Black Metal "extreme", are/were "gay" right?

    • @romainvicta9793
      @romainvicta9793 Місяць тому +3

      Halford, Gaahl, and... who else?

    • @arjunmenon1796
      @arjunmenon1796 Місяць тому +7

      I wouldn't say half, but metal fashion comes for homosexual leather fashion due to Rob Halford being a part of both subcultures

  • @gregkelly319
    @gregkelly319 2 місяці тому +12

    Ham and egger

  • @solitarynightt
    @solitarynightt 2 місяці тому +17

    music of destruction 2.0

  • @MelanieLovesDeathMetal
    @MelanieLovesDeathMetal 2 місяці тому +18

    😂😂😂😂 top tier content right here.

  • @hookslogan
    @hookslogan 2 місяці тому +2

    I found this guy in the comments of every Justin Horval video. I assumed he was just a parody, but this seems to be his entire personality.

  • @rustymetalhead7714
    @rustymetalhead7714 Місяць тому +3

    this guy is such a real man, he can barely bench his own body weight 🤣

  • @Cliffjumper38
    @Cliffjumper38 2 місяці тому +1

    Why is The Transylvanian on Blag’s channel?

  • @stevesekora
    @stevesekora Місяць тому

    Feels like I'm watching Sling Blade. This dude and Doyle have a lot in common.. What'cha doin' with that lawn mower blade Karl?

  • @rmppotts
    @rmppotts 2 місяці тому +6

    I have that same shirt, I think. I’m so fucking manly and tough.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +8

      Jealous! I wish I could be part of the man club 😪

    • @KommandoKvltcollect
      @KommandoKvltcollect Місяць тому

      I had the same thors hammer necklace as him, after I saw him wearing it I chucked that shit in a river

  • @TylerTruckDriver
    @TylerTruckDriver 2 місяці тому +3

    “If you ask me!”
    Nobody asked you bro. 😂

  • @nikhtzatzi
    @nikhtzatzi Місяць тому

    I saw that guy and I was like. Did someone from like 2006 used a time machine?

  • @Fulci.LivesMLM
    @Fulci.LivesMLM 2 місяці тому +5

    I watched many of his videos and still can't tell if it's satire or not

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +7

      @@Fulci.LivesMLM Buying death head shirts and giving high recommendations to RAC sites that sell propaganda flags and shit seems like a really weird way to do satire..

    • @nupraptorthementalist3306
      @nupraptorthementalist3306 Місяць тому

      Of course it is not satire, that's nonsense.

  • @iKnowFast
    @iKnowFast 2 місяці тому +2

    Nice that Shagrath is getting out and about these days.

  • @zackeryyy
    @zackeryyy 2 місяці тому +1

    This guy is a beast!

  • @Agrippa91
    @Agrippa91 2 місяці тому +1

    Can someone tell us the name of this channel, gotta see more of this lmao

  • @themetalmeltdownofficial
    @themetalmeltdownofficial 2 місяці тому +4

    HELL YEAH BROTHER 🗣🗣🗣

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 2 місяці тому

    That guy looks like the love child of Chris Peeters and Varg Vikernes

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 2 місяці тому +2

    Ughh LMAO! I miss the old days of UA-cam. I miss you countblagorath, runnerjma, coverkillernation, etc. Nowadays it’s mostly jackass clones of Chris Peeters aka music of destruction like this guy. I mean I’m always up for comedy and a good laugh but come on. Take me back!

  • @David-py6bz
    @David-py6bz Місяць тому

    What's this guy deal

  • @PrettyBoyGriffith97
    @PrettyBoyGriffith97 Місяць тому

    This dudes the NS Chris Peters.

  • @Tethrys
    @Tethrys 2 місяці тому +2

    Who is this guy?

  • @amitbitan
    @amitbitan 2 місяці тому

    I hoped for bestial warlust albums review😢

  • @plamenvjecnogcrnila
    @plamenvjecnogcrnila 2 місяці тому

    Always seen his channel as recommended, never clicked on any...first thing i thought when i played this vid is that he hacked you or w/e....atleast now i know that i made a right decision by not clicking on any of his vids

  • @Avliv_Satan
    @Avliv_Satan 18 днів тому

    Oh man, imagine being this out of touch, lmao

  • @necro.daemoness666
    @necro.daemoness666 2 місяці тому +4

    Oh No, don't Bully the Justin Horval Wannabe.

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +18

      @necro.daemoness666 This isn't bullying! This just showcasing his manliness! He doesn't want to be around the giiiirrrls! He wants to be around reeeeaaaal men! Because everyone else is gay but him. He's not closeted so deep, that he's showering at the Great Waterfall in Narnia. At all. Just showcasing how a reeeeeaaal man talks!

    • @CoffinReaper2006
      @CoffinReaper2006 2 місяці тому +5

      He’s like jdawg without any charisma or personality

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  2 місяці тому +9

      @CoffinReaper666 He's like J Dawg without the gym membership but add a bit of brain trauma. (I have measurable brain damage from a stroke and seizure so I can say that)

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee 2 місяці тому

      @CountBlagorath you're going to make him cry if he sees this video 😂😂 (oh yeah, brother, I'm so manly and tough and bad ass 🥸💪🤓)

    • @CoffinReaper2006
      @CoffinReaper2006 2 місяці тому

      @@CountBlagorath At least Jdawg is funny and entertaining

  • @RobboElRobbo
    @RobboElRobbo 2 місяці тому

    who is this

  • @METALSCAVENGER78
    @METALSCAVENGER78 Місяць тому

    This is the try too hard wimper,anemic,, failed J-Dawg

  • @RanterInShades
    @RanterInShades 2 місяці тому +3

    God, 2013 me would have HATED this.

  • @natas6307
    @natas6307 2 місяці тому

    Isnt he so cool lol

    • @funkynutsmcgee
      @funkynutsmcgee 2 місяці тому +1

      @natas6307 He's so manly and tough, brother (💪🤓🥸). Anything mainstream is wimpy sh*t and if you listen to that, you're not a real man

  • @Angel-xu3sq
    @Angel-xu3sq 2 місяці тому

    🤮

  • @bigsam69
    @bigsam69 Місяць тому

    Shawn, why did you post this?

    • @CountBlagorath
      @CountBlagorath  Місяць тому +4

      @bigsam69 Because Sam, I want everyone to know how a real man talks.

    • @galactixbear
      @galactixbear 6 днів тому

      ​@@CountBlagorathExcept real men don't talk like this...

  • @KINGOFSWORDSMETAL
    @KINGOFSWORDSMETAL 2 місяці тому +7

    Music of destruction 2.0

  • @damoncrannell156
    @damoncrannell156 2 місяці тому +2

    Who is this guy?