2 Stoned 2 Podcast! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano: Hey Babe! | EP 95
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- Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
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THE BABES are off the GANJA THIS EPISODE! STONERS talking sugar and what real food is these days. Memory is tough. What effects did Nukes have on humanity? Chris makes a fool of himself at school. Shout out @BrendanSagalow and his rap music. The babes start the Hey Babe National Anthem contest #HeyBabeNationalAnthem Chris admits he feels conflicted in his life. Rare rainbow cloud in China. Why lightning strikes certain people. Microsculptures are SUS. What is the human mind and what do we really know. The gut is key to your health. Walk barefoot on the reg babe itll save your life. What happens to your soul when you die? Sal talks about a new punishment on Impractical Jokers with Anthony Davis. Shout out those weird web toe shoes. Are you happy in your meat vessel? Chris hates Disney! Who poops at DISNEY!??!?!
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00:00 Sativa or Stevia Sugar?
03:24 Robert Oppenheimer Created Cancer?
5:49 TBT Bernie Sanders!
6:35 Saw Colors That Don’t Even Exist
10:01 Brendan Sagalow AKA Sag Daddy The God
15:21 Sing the National Anthem
16:55 Babes Sing Messages
24:02 #HeyBabeNationalAnthem
26:09 What’s On Your Mind Sal? -Or Really Chrissy’s Mind!
28:13 Workout Babe
30:05 Rainbow Cookies
31:09 Babe Superpowers
34:08 Struck By Lightening Skills
36:05 Babe Messages
38:56 Futuristic Brain
41:22 Where Does Your Energy Go When You Go?
43:00 Mind is in Your Gut
44:36 Black Hole Sounds Like
46:03 Organ Transplants Give You Skills
49:03 Anthony Davis and Sal Hang on Impractical Jokers
52:12 Babe Ads
55:20 Impractical Jokers Give Sal $5K Sneakers --for a price!
59:00 Barefoot Babes
1:01:46 What’s the Point of Sports? Cancel them!
1:07:33 You Don’t Need Disney Land, Disney Land Needs You
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I love how Chrissy high is deep conversational topics, big words and research versus Sal high is just happy to be here
It’s like they switch😂😂
I'm very much Sal in this situation lol
Depends on the weed I'm both lmao
I do both, idk how , don’t question it either but I get in these deep ass conversation with people
Completely loose my train of thought, make light of every situation I’m in just being happy to be there but also not really knowing what’s going on , then jump right back into that previous conversation lol
Perfectly sums up why it was such a good pod. 👍
Chris is DEFINITELY in my dream blunt rotation.
You would learn so much history and then forget it immediately
girl you are glowing
Chris AND Sal? Get outta here, sign me up.
@@chillinwithchris1536 right , both of them would be dope asf
@@MPHswayze Half the shit he said was bs
The fact that Chris had this deep thought and sal answered his question by saying “no” is hilarious
the cut after to “what’s he working out for?” had me dying lmao
why does chris articulate himself better when hes baked🤣 usually hes just filled with anxiety saying like and um every word😭🤟
Possibly the gas pack workin it’s magic 🤝😭😂
Chrissy elegant as hell when he's high. Stay golden, Pony Boy.
I know wtf lmao. I’ve never seen someone get smarter when they are high. And Sal over there don’t know what the fucks going on lmfao
And so eloquent
Next Ram Dass? 😆
Reservation Dogs is such a good show!
I wanna see what happens if you give him Indica.
Nothing beats laughing hard at the dumbest shit with your best friend while faded 😂😂
I used to do that all the time😢 I miss it more than anything. She passed 💔💔
@@Daisy31833 I'm so sorry to hear that !
Yes+Yes!
Wish i could do it, too much anxiety n paranoia. Sucks
You got that right. Remember just cracking up and laughing for absolutely no reason? But you just couldn’t stop because you and your friends just could not stop making each other laugh. All by smoking from a pop can. Those were the times
Sal cannot handle the level of deep Chris was trying to go. He was internally screaming thinking about his existence. 😂
😅
I love cozy Chris. Him speaking so well while cuddled under his jersey, is DELIGHTFUL
You can tell Pimp got high to edit this, really adds to the vibe!
I'm fucking crying at this editing. There's no way you can watch this trip without also, tripping yourself. Chrissy philosophical !!!
Pretty sure Pimp is always high lol
So much zooming.
Smoking while listening to this now baby stay high boyssss 😎
Me too. High and sheit.
me too good shit y’all 😂
Gay
Me too 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Same. My dog just lost his shit when the black hole sound started playing 🤯
The slow zooms as Chris is thinking are great
Bro. Chris being high is the best. He actually can say everything at once fluidly instead of taking 20 minutes to get to the point of the story 😂❤️
This might be the single greatest podcast episode ever created. Chris blew my balls off. Hats off boys. Stupid hats off. Respect. And also, TAKE IT UP WITH BLOOM CAFE!!
didn't they just release it 12 minutes ago?
@@Theorist9 not on audio my friend
Yea I listen to the audio first cause I’m inpatient. It comes out the night before then video is usually the next morning.
@@tyinknots9264 ahhh gotcha! Definitely a good one. Sal laughing at Chris is the best.
Could be, but until the Bertcast where Ari Shaffir drugged Barf Cryshart with molly gets released, we won't know for sure.
Sal confusing carpenter ants for mice had me dead.
Carpenter ants made horror movies I think
i hate carpenter ants so much lol
Thank you!!! I came here to ask what the fuck a carpenter mouse was.
@@jackosnmh I thought it was a construction working mouse 🐭
I like how Sal is best friends with the couch cushions when he is high.
Hey Babe Army needs 1 of these "2 Stone 2 Podcast" episodes per month! fuckin hilarious
Chris gets equally smarter and more stupid when he's high. It's fascinating.
I dont know why. But true. Hilarious
that is the ying and yang of our minds balancing on a razors edge between stupidity and genius. Think about it
I’m the same.
Chrissy nihilist
I feel like same
Sal trying not to laugh while Chrissy is singing😂
Have no clue how he did it
I’m autistic and can confirm that lots of us are really talented but life is more difficult for us sometimes. I think that’s where the powerful art comes from
watching Chris grow spiritually, intellectually and just overall since episode 1 is so beautiful!😊 and he’s hilarious 😂 loved this episode
Finally I can get stoned with Chris Vulcano and Sally DeStiffyno right when I get up ❤️
YES!
That's legit really sad I hope your life gets better man
@@matth6900you’re sad for saying that
@@matth6900 Benny boy here is at a shooting range in his pfp. If he can afford ammo. Then I would say his life is pretty good
@@Colts63AK nah brah it isn't
This felt like an episode of Chrissy Chaos ft Sal Vulcano 😂
SO True!! 🤣
I love how Sal has so much patience with Chrissy. He literally waited a whole minute for him to get out one question
46:00
Pimp’s editing style is comedic gold 🤌🏻
F Pimpy I wish I could listen to this on Spotify. He makes viewing the pod mandatory. The absolute jerk.
We need high babes every week, this episode is the best in months
Chris in the first minutes: “Natural Sugar bad, artificial sugar good”
Chris a couple of minutes later: “Only take what the earth gives you, no man made products”
Make it make sense
weed.
Chris's rant on why it's silly to try to strive to be #1....is hilarious when it cuts to Sal wearing #1 Jaden fan gear! 😂😂😂
Sal refuses to drink a beverage on taste buds but just starts slurping on tortilla chips in the middle of heybabe
Derosa burner account lol
@@katieperkins6128 Chad DeRosa enjoyer*
That’s sativ babe.
Fact
Thats the beauty of the sativia babe!
Maybe it’s just because I’m high too, but Chris’ rant about psychedelics and ancient civilizations makes a lot of sense.
Agreed
I’m not high lol it makes complete sense 😊
I tell you what...Sal deserves an Emmy for Best supporting cast member or SUMTHIN' lol! Your ability to sit there and put up with Chris's off-the-wall rambling is mind-blowing, to say the least! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💯
Wow! Chris nailed it! Everyone working in unity toward a common goal is powerful. Shrooms are a spiritual experience we need more of. Two intelligent gents!
Sals look made this entire episode for me. Like Pauly shore and Steven Segul had a baby. 😂😂😂
Pauly Shore & Segal costarring in a 90s flick would've made the most unintentionally intentionally funny movie ever
Hey babes, im sure we're all smoking stevia and singing R&B today after this one. Hope everyone has a great day!! Tis autumn I believe. Hopefully see you ChrissyD in Philly next mumf!
Chris turned into Neil “Smoke Grass” Tyson during this episode 😂
😂😂😂
Definitely one of my favorite episodes. Not only hilarious but full of genuine vulnerability from Chrissy Cannabis. Love it babes
I’m in actual tears in my car on lunch break listening to Chrissy Patriotic. If they didn’t think I was off my rocker by now…. 🎤 😂
It’s that time!! 😶🌫️🫶🏽🗣 smoking Stevia with the babes!
This is probably one of the best episodes of hey babe
This is certainly one of the best episodes of Hey Babe so far. Hilarious and deep at the same time!! I cried laughing.
Chris ate a miniscule amount of shrooms recently and now thinks he's discovered the secrets of the universe.
It’s a good way to start lol 🤷🏼♀️
I just smoked a little pot and I come here to find out that the Babes are both stoned on this ep. Loving life right now
Day-stoned Babes & Buddies are their core demographic!
SAME!
Don't say pot
What’re you gonna do, cry into your dab rig?
@@danchapman324 probably a reference, Hey Babe recent did a bit about how no one says pot anymore
Im 5 minutes in just wondering how they are going to keep it together for another hour 😂😂
Chris holding the wallet and smiling through the entire Ridge ad was absolute perfection
Crying laughing at Chris singing the national anthem 😂😂😂😂 so funny
Sal's look in this is everything
I’m so glad I was stoned for this episode😂 No other way to watch babe!
Facts
OMGGGGGG im gonna have a blast watching this thank you so much guys
39:30 Pimpiy ripping the bong lmao love it
dude I'm STILL laughing out loud at the Hey Babes short of Woody Getting Sturdy.
I showed it to everyone last week. it's legend.
Hearing Pimpy rip the bong🤭 literally me right now watching this😶🌫️
Thank you for this channel, needed some good vibes and typed in "positive podcast weed" in the search. I love Impractical Jokers, yay.
Watching Chris sing the national anthem reminds me of when i sing in the shower and I really do feel like I’m killing ittttt
crying literal tears from laughing so hard at Chris singing the national anthem... bahahahahahaha... i havent laughed this hard in years.
Absolutely the best episode of Hey Babe to date. Love y'all.
At work dying laughing from the first note of Chris singing the national anthem 😂😂😂
I think we are ALL Sal when Chrissy is singing the National Anthem 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😩😭😂😭
Having a sesh while they are lit is so nice 😂
I'm glad my birthday fell on a Thursday. Getting a Hey Babe upload was the best gift. Keep up the good work guys. 💜
Pimp ripping the bong and sal munching caught me off guard. Love it. More of these 😂
"The earth giveth back" -Chrissy Christ dropping knowledge bombs on the babes legggoooo! Loving the spiritual awareness the zoomers gave you lol
We love chrissy cannabis and sativa sal !!! I can't wait to see Chris in Milwaukee next week !
Epic ep! The edits by Pimpy were top tier, love the bong ripping in the background of Chrissy’s high thoughts
I love how sativa makes Sal just wanna laugh and smile and it turns Chris into a serious creative genius!! 😂❤
I genuinely friggen love you guys so much.
Oh and Pimpy Edits is always a genius!!!
And please for the love of God hang those portraits up on the wall behind Chris 🙏😂
Aw man i feel like this is an episode i need today lol. Love you guys
It's hilarious that weed seems to increase Chris's IQ.
Weed makes him less worried about being gay so he loosens up
I feel like Chris really relaxed and showed his true self, he's a smart dude
@@user-ws8uw2jy2w he finished medical school and is basically a history professor
@@MPHswayze the herb is like the border wall for Chris' insecurities that Tampa Tony might be listening
Remember, he is very well educated. He can use the Doctor Chris De
I already tend to be fried when I’m watching ya but doing it in a synchronized manner makes it even better lmao
As a smoker, I wish I could get as high as Chris did every time I smoke
These two high as balls have the funniest energy in the world
This was a good Ep on the last day of summer boys!!! Time to get ready for the holidays coming up!!
Pimpy, this is my favorite episode lol the edits, the zooms, the conversation; perfection!❤😂
How am I JUST now finding this?! This is everything
I can't get enough of Sal and Chaos Chrissy
I’m 2 minutes in and the editing is fucking fantastic. 😂 Amazing job Pimp! This one is so good already.
Sal literally described the concept of karaoke 🎤
You guys are hilarious together! This is the only podcast that I watch the ads too!
What a time to be alive I’ve been waiting all week for this lol
Perfect timing, I learned I have the day off and I just finished the last ep while smoking one down
Rain day in CT, same bud!
more episodes like this please. I dig the mental stimulation and abstract thinking.
I thought I couldn’t love Chrissy Chaos more until Chrissy Cannabis. I could listen to him high all day long. ✨💚🌈🍪
This is the first podcast I've seen edited like a normal UA-cam video. Weird at first, but I'm digging it now
I need Chris singing the Anthem as a ringtone ASAP 🤣🤣🤣
i think i rewatch this episode so many times because i smoke so often 😂 it’s great to watch when also stoned
I just stood for the anthem at my desk at work. Thank you for this.
yeah I'm gonna need Chrissy to smoke a little stevia more often. My man was articulate as hell then he went deep into his soul. great EP babes!
High Chris is the right Chris
"You're about to start singing to the best of your ability" - Sal
More of these please. Stoney rambles are the greatest
I got chills listening to that beautiful rendition.
I love how Chrissy thinks he is all knowing about tripping when he barely microdosed one time in his 30s 😆
I was the dealer from pineapple express after smoking one joint at 13. Or thought.....
You don’t need shrooms or acid or any other psychedelic to be “enlightened”. He’s just a human being capable of complex thoughts. I mean ofc psychedelics sure do help
Got chills when Chris sang the National anthem. Chrissy patriot babe
I only watch the video for the editing. Keep it up Pimpy! I was dying in the first 5 seconds.
I love starting my Thursdays listening to Hey Babe!!
IF YOU GET THE COOKIE MONSTER ON, SAL MUST DO THE VOICE OF ELMO WITH THAT LAUGH
So I finally decided to buy some trees for my day off and you just so happen to release this at the same time ☺️
1:20 minutes in and im already loving the slow zoom, Pimp your the best!
The editing on this episode was great, would love to see more 🤝 🔥
pimpy deserves a raise for the editing of this ep
y’all saved me from watching that “different” tiger belly this week…… thanks
What do you mean different
Same! Lol
I can’t wait for that episode to come out I can already picture Sal killing that last challenge and keeping those sneakers 😂😂
One of the best episodes in a loooooong time. God I love these guys.
Chrissy D is exactly the type of person that I would like to smoke with. Love having those convo's. ha