Super Mario hits my Dad (Compilation)
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
- The power of Suite Life of Zack and Cody courses through my veins.
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Seeing that Zack and Cody moment live was unbelievably hype
Gablesmcgee i sang along lmao
@@pencilshavings1389 that's pretty hot bro
@@Abigart69 true
Subtle brag.
The fact that Salty references the CGI DKC cartoon over 3 times in this stream scares me
saltyDKdan
I love that show, and know the 'I'm nobody's hero' song by heart.
@@leoluster3027 Same here you picture of perfect
If you know what I mean
@@copper803 jjjdjddjdjdj
Salty this is the third time this week you’ve brought the Donkey Kong Country tv show to show and tell
I don’t see the problem with that.
Yo was that a refrence to Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius, made by Paramount Pictures, the same people who just made Sanic Hegehug canon to Sonic lore?
@@galaxydoes8034 I think so
That's why he's call Saltydkdan
Aww, you actually paused the game, that's nice of ya
ITS THE LAD
@@MarioIsSoFuckingCool HES HERE
Actually Luigi can’t read, in Luigi’s mansion, Luigi finds Mario’s letter, which he needs the fortune telling ghost to read, which CANONICALLY proves that Luigi can’t read, and Mario can write, which you need to be able to understand what letters mean to write, and read
But what about luigi’s diary in the paper Mario series? Maybe there’s 2 different continuities where the only difference being the literate brother.
maybe Luigi just can't read his brother's handwriting.
@@flarm3
Paper Mario is literally a book inside of the Mario universe, remember Mario & Luigi Paper Jam?
ツPlasma damn I forgot about paper jam your right
late but you could say mario can read in the paper mario universe as he reads peaches emails in the thousand year door and he visibly reacts to some
cant think of anything in the mainline series aside from the luigis mansion thing though
Shoutouts to Saltyflips
shoutouts to simpledkdan
Simpleout to Shoutflips
simpout to shoutleflips
Outshouts to flimple sips
this is SO EPIC, CAN WE HIT MY WIFE??!
Um yosh WHY ARE YOU SO FAT
Not that there is anything wrong with that
can we hit me
@@piranhasz427 Okey.🤜
@@piranhasz427 👊👊👊👋👋👋✊✊💪💪
I don't care what you say, Hotel Mario is extremely canon.
ITS CANNON IF YOU WANT IT TO BE BUT THATS JUST A THEROY A GAME THEROY
"YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY LUIGI ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST"
" I HOPE SHE MADE LOTTSA
*S P A G H E T T I .* "
@@ianriley4386 13 now
@@Delta-ass my god how did you find this god awful comment I wrote
Thank you for the pp break, really needed it!
holy shit it's him
The man, the myth, the legend
ZA PP MAN
0_o
No problem
So long, gay Bowser
SO LONG GAY BOWSER not that there is anything wrong with that
Why is BOWSER GAY
@@nunziopuzo9210 "Bowser then proceeds to fuckin make out with Mario. The end."
xd
@Mouse Fitzgerald *she did the ground pound.*
When did simpleflips get skinnier and less charming
What are you talking about, there is no one more charming or handsome than him
Edit: oh wait
@@unfunnymeat Congratulations, you played yourself.
Salty flips
And swears less
Shoutout to simpleflips
proof Luigi is literate. He has a fucking diary in Super Paper Mario (i think its this one, its one of the paper mario games)
Its in the first one,and the second one, he writes a book series.
Mario is literate is Luigi's Mansion but Luigi is not
@@Anafyral666
but Luigi reads the letter from Peach out loud in Paper Mario, so he DEFINITELY is literate. Therefore, either MARIO can't write, or has really shitty handwriting
the Paper Mario versions of Mario and Luigi are different than the normal versions of the characters, as proven by Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam
@cocoa2251Miyamoto also says they’re the same characters, idk why people take what was obviously a rushed RPG crossover as canon when so much else would contradict that
“Don’t forget to wash your foreskin” -Greatest Mario Quote
I was in bed watching this and that story really helped me with my sleepy hours. Thanks man.
**my leg just popped so hard**
I love your content btw
Relatable
5:04
The best part about this is that Dr. Donkey Kong is now cannon in the Dr. Mario World app now.
So that’s nice.
canon*
@@soren6343 shut up
@@soren6343wrong
@@anangelicpancake7876canon is technically the right spelling in this scenario but who cares
@@cocoa2251 wait really?
New super dad abuse U deluxe
New Super Step Dad Abuses U
_Belt Edition_
New super dad abuse 2 deluxe with new funky mode
This was really funny. You should post more stream highlights more often.
super mario makes my parents get a divorce
the sequel to Super Mario Makes Me Depressed
I haven’t seen dad for 3 years. He’s been spending his time streaming SM64 rom hacks in his basement on twitch. I’m sure he’ll come back one day.
Remember YOLO
Yeet
On
Lower
Organisms
Remember YEET
YOLO
Everyone's
Epic
Tarts
i read that very wrong
Shoutouts to simpleflips.
homestuck profile pic
I don't like that profile pic
Fellow homestuck i see
homestuck profile pic
Just caught a salty video where he tries to get a one up for three hours and falls asleep. Great entertainer he is
McDonald's chicken nuggets
Wendy's chicken nuggets
important comment
Chinkin ninget
"What if instead of taking a shot every time I die, I just bash my hand with a hammer?"
Best moment from this stream.
Watching salty is the only way to get a sweet life 💕💕
I saw this comment and was like "when did I comment this". But it's just my long lost brother
*Suite life
At 6:40 Salty sounds like a weird cross between depressed Elmo and Marge Simpson.
Shit your right
I didn’t even know that was a possible combination
13:43 he literally is in a game “Mario teaches typing”
Canonical game
@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ Shush, virgin
@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ alright, I take it back then.
@ZACK LORCA’s LC2000RJ I was gonna say "shut up virgin" then I realized who said "shush, virgin"
DK's catchphrase should be "This is Donkey Kong Country" and then he deports the Kremlings.
Wow, not since Chuggaaconroy have I heard such an amazing Toad impression.
Mario's hat being funny is an OneyPlays reference
I love how Salty stopped the stream just for the guy to finish his peepee. Absolute respect.
Salty is like the ultimate hybrid of Joel, vinesauce and jerma
He's more Vinny than Joel tbh
Mario read peach’s letter, why else would he go to her castle randomly? He never did go there without an investigation
I came here to watch a compilation of mario beating someones dad and I was thoroughly disappointed. Though I enjoyed the suite life of zack and cody references.
“Can we hit one million dislikes” well you heard him
Not anymore
Thank you Salty, very cool
10:50 Salty I'm reporting you to the authorities.
No one:
Not even lUiGi:
Mario: *DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR FORESKIN*
"If you die again, you have to order a furry suit."
Couldn't you just... turn off the game?
So did we ever get the answer to if Mario can canonically read?
he reads a letter from Peach at the beginning of Paper Mario: TTYD
@@McBehrer akschually Paper Mario and Mario are separate characters
Apparently Mario wrote a letter to Luigi in Luigi’s mansion which means he can write which also probably can read
2:03 when you turn in to JonTron.
Every Saltydkdan Stream is Personalized
you want stream? salty show you stream
15:16 is now my favorite thing Salty has said
10:53
The word sand is thought to have originated from an Old English word, which itself originated from the old Dutch word sant, which became zand (meaning, you guessed it, sand) The word then came to mean something that was finer than gravel, but coarser than dust.
The English word 'sand' comes from Old Dutch/proto-German 'zand', which has nothing to do with either sea OR land, but referred originally to unstable ground, as near rivers.
If mario can't read, HOW DID MARIO KNOW TO COME TO THE CASTLE
It’s canon that Luigi can write since he writes letters to Mario in Super Mario Galaxy, therefore Luigi can read since his letters have no spelling errors, therefore that’s something Luigi has over Mario
I didn’t know that this was salty so I thought i found a new favorite white boy to deprive myself of sleep to
Mario isnt illiterate because he has to be able to read the letters princess peach sends him because if he wasn't able to he would know to come over for cake.
You sound like a younger and more American Vargskelethor.
Salty’s toad impression sounds like Elmo and marge had a child
Salty watches in horror as mario furiously beats his dad mario looks at salty and says yahoo
watching in 2020, and when mario asked what luigi can do, there's an ad that says the debate is on
Chinken Ninget is my favorite Nintendo character
i remember when they slapped Forsh Folyet into oblivion for being an evil squished fish patty on a bun
Cranky Kong is cranky, Funky Kong is funky, and Lanky Kong is Lanky.
Did you tell Dixie?
Yeah!
Well what'd she say?
Something about driving the Feds out of Chickamauga
*Dixie Plays*
when salty did his toad impression my lifespan shortened by 56 years
Poggers
Zack and Cody would be the trickster gods who would help you pull off a glitch.
I watch the best speed runners.
Chat: Mario's hat is funny
Me: no it's not, it doesn't even talk
Link 101 MARIO odyssey: am I a joke to you
14:38 Mario can read the letter in the beginning of Super Mario 64, since he wouldn't know to go to Princess Peach's castle if he couldn't read.
I did not expect a fucking saltydkdan video to trigger my internet ptsd and no I am not saying what part did so.
Sweet life of Yoshi and Tax evasion
1:31 to 2:03 green demon challenge but the roles are reversed
Candy Kong tried to warn us
Except there is no benefit to this one
That suite life thing brought back too many early childhood memories
Roy’s Our Boy,
Roy Is Also A Big Boy.
You're like a mixture between Vinesauce and Simpleflips. I don't know if that's a compliment.
Still can't believe a snow golem grabbed Mario's arm and just threw him off the cliff Thanos style
Proof that Mario can read: He reads Peach's letter at the beginning of Mario 64
No, the PLAYER reads Peach's letter. There's no way of knowing whether or not Mario understood any of that.
@@birdflox1337 Yes there is, as Mario follows the instructions in the letter
@@sennyside you could say the player's just controlling him
All the vaccination DK jokes have a new meaning now
He read a letter on Mario party’s introduction
4:40 *The prophecy.*
"mario can't read"
super mario galaxy
super mario galaxy 2
super mario 3d land
super mario 3d world
ect...
I mean... Is he not just reading pictures tho
i feel like salty was slowly going insane throughout the stream
He's really channeling his inner Vargskelethor here
There was this comic or song collection for Mario in the 90s about Bowser being illiterate while Mario, Luigi, and Peach teach him why to read. Before you say it’s non-canonical, in it Bowser runs an oil tycoon which is referenced in Mario Kart 8, proving that Mario can indeed read
salty's argument for mario being illiterate is the same argument that the united states used to declare war against iraq.
let that sink in.
it's cold outside. let the sink in. just for a while
Luigi can read and has to read letters to Mario because Mario can't read. Evidence is paper mario and paper mario thousand year door. It's literally the first scene.
Take that hotel mario
15:10 "AHHH I'M DYING I NEED A MEDIC BAG" - Saltydkdan
Zack and Cody really is the Illuminati
Super Mario jumped on my dad obliterating him immediately. He then proceeded to clip into the master bedroom.
Man, Vinny really hasn't been the same since 2018
Nobody:
Saltydkdan:MY FURSONA IS EGGMAN!
just because it's never canonically shown that Mario can read, doesn't mean he canonically can't
Play this entire thing at my funeral
0:16 looks like one of those old sm64 reaction videos from way back when.
3 years later, Zack and Cody saves life
Saltydkdan, the next Toad voice actor for the Mario Series.
I love the way Mario just fucking sinks in quicksand
Dr. Kong will be canon soon
I don't know know why "you were a turtle" killed me
god salty gives me such vinesauce vibes and i love it and him
im glad im not the only one thinking that
Here is some evidence that proves further that Mario can't read (or at least doesn't like to read) at the beginning of Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door, Luigi reads Peach's letter to Mario. Doesn't even give him a chance to read it himself.
*ah.*
*eel. Eel. Eel! slithery böy.*
Finally caught a salty dk dan video, he died
Just straight up fell over and had a heart attack
I straight up died when you made the toad impression 😂😂
"Salty, have you seen my feet?"
4:44 god this hits differently in 2021...
18:34 oh my fucking god 😆
I've seen salty on twitter and I always assumed he was just an annoying story time animator, but I finally gave him a chance and I am pleasantly surprised.
1-up:*disappears*
Salty:"Tomas has never seen such bullshit"