Watching this back, I was wrong maybe 3 or 4 times. A couple of the younger side characters look a lot worse when their images are made a lot larger on screen like they were for this video. I have THREE other channels with exclusive content! Commentary channel ~ www.youtube.com/@ViperRambles Livestream footage channel ~ www.youtube.com/@DarkViperAULivestreams Extras channel ~ www.youtube.com/@DarkViperAUExtras Subscribe if you are interested
It'll come as a shock but there are girls who genuinely find Trevor attractive, I saw a tik tok where this girl was saying all of her fictional character crushes are red flags or something and she listed Trevor. They are the exception though. But there really is someone for everyone
1:01:34 I found it funny how you rated Agent ULP. In GTA IV he himself says to Niko, after Niko asked if ULP was afraid Niko was gonna lead the police to him, that there were 100 more people in the same building that looked just like him. Middle aged, glasses, etc.
The therapist being ranked as hotter than Michael is tripping me up lol, that weaselly guy with a fro is better looking than a regular joe dad bod with a nice haircut?
"If you see Lester staring at you for a prolonged period of time, you'd call the cops". Except he can call the cops off, therefore he is an S tier. Enough said.
When viper was assessing Davey, one of the viewers said "I can fix him" LMAO What was even better was someone saying "you are a racist" when viper was judging Simeon
He looks nice, he has that certain appeal, like Tony Soprano, he is huge, MASSIVE but he looks like a king, like Henry VIII in that famous portrait, there is appeal in that, same with Michael.
Missed out the male and female office secretaries. The female secretary is pretty cute imo, plus she can have quite different clothing and hairstyles depending on which office interior you purchase. Also Agatha being the most attractive is 100% correct.
5:30 Thats what makes M a badass character, despite being a drunken couch potato he still manages to tear shit up given the chance. Not to mention he can knock out trevor with a single punch.
Plus, Michael is hot af and not as fat as characters make him out to be. I think he was supposed to be pudgier in the original concept of the game. Plus, his longer hairstyles look fresh.
Trevor of course. His personality makes him beautiful. Once you get past the meth addled mind of a mad man and dig deep down inside. Trevor is loyal, caring , and when his hot dog isn't covered in scabs he is a gentle lover lmao
Trevor is like the bill hader of GTA, I think many people can be/are attracted to him mainly because of his humor and personality, even if he isn't necessarily the most physically attractive 😅
15:15 i saw this girl, took a look at her haircut, glasses, face, and shirt and she seemed familiar but i don't think i've ever seen her before. after a half hour it suddenly hit me. there's a girl in my class who looks just like this. hair, outfit, glasses, everything
"The Contract DLC" Franklin in S tier by far. Dude really came into his own and that confidence and swagger is more attractive than anything else. Not bad looking either (with age). Comparing him to Young Franklin makes the latter more like a B in my book
Matto is the hottest GTA V character, in my opinion. The beard is easily A-tier material on its own, but the vest and accent make Matto a solid S-tier entry.
Yeah, like considering age i'd put Bogdan in B because i wouldn't say he looks particularly attractive, but he definently looks confident wich is what like what most girls like.
@@loganwolv3393 Bogdan looks like a chad who doesn't give a crap. I would definitely prefer looking like him over looking like a kpop star or a twilight cast
I'm disappointed that Pavel and Vincent weren't higher. I'd definitely love to see more vids like this. Maybe you could rank your viewers characters one day? 🤣
Agatha is the supreme S She's so perfect Pavel looks like Adam from Viva La Dirt League Nikki's model had another name in Online and she has a male voice xD
Holy shit, when i met Nikki for the first time in the strip club and she spoke with a male voice, i thought it was some transgender stuff lol, never got a private dance from her because of that
The real question is: Did I really just spent more than an hour of my time looking at a tanktopped Australian ranking characters from a game of 2013? Yes Did I enjoy it? *YES*
To an extent, Chef’s head almost looks like a gearshift knob. Particularly I think of the one from the transmission used for the gen 5 Dodge Viper and manual Hellcat.
kind of surprised the cover girl isn't included. i feel like shes such an icon that she deserved to be included as a character. You constantly see her in the load screen. She screams hot los santos.
What would you guys assume her age to be? i don't know but I've always assumed Agatha's age to be around Franklin's in Online as he's 33 in 2021 and is a few after the Casino update. Based on her appearance I would say she's in her late 20's to early 30's, but I feel like I'm quite bad at guessing ages so would be interested in hearing what you two think as she still looks quite youthful to me.
@@ILokay Ait thanks, I just got so confused by all the Matto prefers cougars comments hahah even though I'm aware of the cougar meme, because I interpreted her as being much younger. Agree with you on how her characterization was presented, would love to see her in possibly GTA 6 if that ever comes out or a future update based around a business setting due to her occupation, maybe in the possible Michael update coming out with her managing the movie business or something? English Dave eventually returned so would be cool to see her too. Would also give incompetent and slimy Rockstar the opportunity to credit her actor this time, as her and several others still haven't been credited such as Tom Connors' actor either.
make a follow-up with "who is the best gta v character" or smth like that. rating what do you think of them as a person, what do you think of them as significance to the story, etc.
Alright I guess this just leaves one last thing left, a tier list of every single ped model created in the entire game of Grand Theft Auto. Will Matto have the determination to accept such a challenge?
1:03 You can see young Amanda at the very beginning of the game when Michael pushes her over. You can also see her I’m the room where the captives are sent to. She’s playing a part.
Trevor does have a pretty good physique for someone in his position, he was probably a fair bit better in the past, especially seeing his military background.
i love how he has to justify putting his character in S online player characters when made well are straight up all S, their face models are just really attractive with little imperfections, with good hairstyle choices and a wide collection of clothes
Funny how you mention online characters, a lot of online players find most of them ugly and I'd have to agree. Now if we at least had beards, that'd be a different story.
@@MCTogs the gta characters are just bad overall, but like, the online ones in comparison to the ingame ones just look very good what people say about them that there is like only short hair (because they couldnt animate it and it has to be only non-moving hairstyle, same body type, same model)
As a gay who likes older guys Michael is absolutely S tier, he was so hot that I literally got mad when his family came back because I wanted to ship myself with him
This was pretty interesting to listen to. I think I'd put a good chunk of these characters higher up the list but if we removed the tiers - relative to each other they're about how I would rank them. A few characters I feel deserve better like English Dave or Gerald and Tracey's not an S for me plus the strippers I'd put slightly lower too but I was surprised cause the more I thought about your rankings the more I actually agreed.
I love how he put his Online character on S tier, mine looks like a decaying, although elegant, blind crackhead with a huge red sun painted on his right eye
Honestly my boy Gerald got done dirty. Down in D tier below some real creatures, he's not even bad looking. He's got a good style, good face model, and the drip, he's just a little on the larger side (and he's not even huge like someone like Maude)
I think it's really interesting that I would do it entirely different, but everyone would have a largely different tier list I think, taste is personal and should not be argued about, everyone has different taste
@DarkVoperAU "do people really like people with blonde hair?" edward kenway from assasins creed black flag and every single youth rocker out there in the early 90s to 2000s
@@snichelll4850 you also said he had a warped scale, implying that there is only one standard of attractiveness and Matt’s was somehow wrong and yours was right.
@@37racso I also said judging by chat myself and my gf. Which obviously implies I am using myself, chat and my gf as a consensus. Idk why you lot are so quick to argue lmao jus read it
@@snichelll4850 I don't know man, it just read like that to me. I get what you mean though, I also didn't agree with him at times. Like saying - takes care of himself = attractive is a weird metric.
HOW DARE YOU!? Nigel and ms. Thornhill aren't husband and wife! Nigel said in one his side missions, that she's not his wife and she even has somewhere her family! Edit: even Sentinel_2294 in your chat knows it
I don’t know what’s worst. A. The fact that Matto made a video where he seriously considers the sexy-ness of Lester from GTA V. B. The fact the video is over a hour long. C. I watched the entire thing.
Watching this back, I was wrong maybe 3 or 4 times. A couple of the younger side characters look a lot worse when their images are made a lot larger on screen like they were for this video.
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Aight
10 days ago????????????
your the most attractive gta V character matto
need a part 2 of this stream there is some characters that missing in this one
Man's a time traveler!
you know it's a serious list when it took over an hour to rank them all.
I didn't even realize it was an hour long video until looking at this comment after watching the video
It was longer on the stream😂 like about 3 or 4
If u know matto 1 hour is a walk in the park🍲
Haven't watched yet but I'm absolutely baffled by the length.
you'll know it's not serious at all when you'll watch it.
9:18 "F is for ungodly bad appearance"
Random generic 60 year old security guard is just chilling in F category.
Top comment
he breaks his own criteria so many times throughout the video
I saw your face I'll remember you!
If GTA was a doujin it'd get an Ugly Bastard tag for that.
I was also surprised
Trevor doesnt just scare small kids, he scares adults 💀💀
He scares everyone
It'll come as a shock but there are girls who genuinely find Trevor attractive, I saw a tik tok where this girl was saying all of her fictional character crushes are red flags or something and she listed Trevor. They are the exception though. But there really is someone for everyone
@@captaincumrag42069 I agree with the girl
@@BarryBajaBlast common man, he looks charismatic
@@BarryBajaBlast and not even she does
1:01:34 I found it funny how you rated Agent ULP. In GTA IV he himself says to Niko, after Niko asked if ULP was afraid Niko was gonna lead the police to him, that there were 100 more people in the same building that looked just like him. Middle aged, glasses, etc.
The therapist being ranked as hotter than Michael is tripping me up lol, that weaselly guy with a fro is better looking than a regular joe dad bod with a nice haircut?
"If you see Lester staring at you for a prolonged period of time, you'd call the cops". Except he can call the cops off, therefore he is an S tier. Enough said.
When viper was assessing Davey, one of the viewers said "I can fix him" LMAO
What was even better was someone saying "you are a racist" when viper was judging Simeon
-hug hold- me
I read ”you are a racist” in Simeons voice
@@Real_gandalf exactly the point
@@Real_gandalf Cpt Obv
@@Real_gandalf You dont like me because you think i am an arab... loooool
5:43 the comment saying "he is a dilf. im female i know" about michael is so real. michael deserved S tier
dramatic virghoe
i saw that too lol. i'm a dude but i would pay money to look like michael in my forties
Yeah, Michael is practically the definition of a good looking guy at his age and in my opinion the chubby waist is better than a six pack or skinny.
He looks nice, he has that certain appeal, like Tony Soprano, he is huge, MASSIVE but he looks like a king, like Henry VIII in that famous portrait, there is appeal in that, same with Michael.
I SAID THIS!!😭
21:45 Freudian Slip. Matt WANTS to put Lester in S.
He should do this with all the story missions
He has but I don't think he's released it yet
Where the tiers are
S, A, B, C, D and Everyone favourite mission
Masks is s++
@@Qualc1 scouting the port?
@@jtrout5 on twich?
Imagine a person watching an hour of someone ranking how attractive video game characters are.
*That person would be me.*
*us
I love your name in comparation to your comment
and me lmao
Name checks tf out
Dido!
Franklin would be an S if it weren't for that yee yee ass haircut.
And his nose
Lmao
I gave Franklin a new haircut , so he stays in S
Drinking looks better with a beard
1:00:59
That is by far the best analogy I've heard in my entire 21 years of life.
Here you go:
0:38 Amanda
1:12 Brad
1:40 Dom
2:16 D
2:45 Dr Isaiah Friedlander
3:14 Franklin (Story Mode)
4:07 Jasper (Prologue Cop)
4:34 Lamar (Story Mode)
5:11 Michael
5:53 Trevor
6:58 Barry
7:28 Chef
7:58 Cleetus
8:42 Auntie Denise
9:25 Georgina
10:29 Prologue bank Guard
10:47 Hao
11:04 Jesus
11:32 Jimmy or Jizzle
11:56 Molly
12:41 Agent 14
13:38 Agent Sanchez
14:06 Fame or Shame female Host
14:53 Avon (Elon Musk looking dude)
15:15 Bryony (Arena War girl)
15:48 Devin Westin
16:31 Dr Dre
17:11 Maurice (Drywall dude)
17:38 Eddie Toh
17:47 Fabien
18:20 Gustavo Mota
19:05 Janet (Bartender)
19:32 Harvy Molina (Janitor)
20:17 Jay Norris (Mark Zuckerburg looking dude)
20:58 Tap dancing hillbilly dude
21:27 Johnny
21:46 Lester (Story Mode)
22:28 LS Customs dude
22:44 Tanya
23:09 Agatha
23:36 Director
23:54 Casey
24:13 Chop (Story Mode)
24:45 Chris (Kifflom leader)
25:13 Davey
26:02 Denise's jogging friend
26:40 Gerald
27:21 Bigfoot hunter
27:43 Moodyman
28:09 Lazlo
28:44 Ashley
29:34 Avery Duggan (Cowboy hat dude)
30:09 Avi Shwartz (Jim Carrey looking dude)
30:35 Azrebrjani (Guy you assassinate)
31:27 Benny (Fancy Mechanic)
31:51 Bogdan (Russian dude)
32:18 Hugh Harrison (Simon Cowell looking dude)
32:40 Lester (Online Mode)
33:00 Local Yokel
33:14 Martin Madrazo
33:47 Maude
34:24 Trevor's Mom
34:51 Rackman
35:08 Nigel Thronhill
35:32 Oscar Guzman
36:14 Partica (Story Mode)
36:49 Ricky
37:22 Ron
37:53 Simeon
38:29 Tao Chang (Story Mode)
39:01 Joe and Joseph
39:25 Kifflom woman
40:08 Pavel
40:57 Steve
41:40 Stretch
42:00 Cheetah
42:46 Tanisha
43:11 Tracy
43:51 Wade
44:33 Brucie
45:00 English Dave
45:40 Jewelry store lady
46:07 Jimmy Boston
46:35 Mary Ann
47:49 Mini Madrazo
48:33 Partick Mcreary
48:58 Sessanta
49:54 Tao’s Translator
50:19 Matto
51:25 Debra
51:54 El Rubio
52:21 Javier Madrazo
52:41 Ortega
53:07 Party girl
53:44 Patricia (Online Mode)
54:13 Beverly
54:35 Juliet
55:32 Tennis Coach
56:00 Bank Manager
56:29 Floyd
56:59 Franklin (Online Mode)
57:20 Imani
58:08 Michael (Prologue Mode)
58:48 Movie Star dude
59:16 Terry Thorpe (Biker dude)
59:38 Tom Connors (Casino dude)
1:00:04 Gay Tony (Nightclub Owner)
1:00:28 Trevor (Prologue Mode)
1:00:52 Vincent
1:01:38 GTA 4 dude
1:02:03 Impotent Rage
1:02:36 Johnny Guns
1:03:01 Josh Berstein
1:03:23 Lamar (Online Mode)
1:03:51 Lazlo (Online Mode)
1:04:06 Meltdown dude
1:04:16 Southern Ammunition dude
1:04:34 Mimi
1:05:04 Abigail Mather (Girl who killed husband)
1:05:31 Chop (Online Mode)
1:05:45 Clay Simons (Other Biker dude)
1:06:21 Solomon
1:06:49 Chastity
1:07:29 Tao Chang (Online Mode)
1:07:44 Jewel Store Cop
1:08:00 Wei Chang
1:08:16 Wendy
1:08:45 Haircut lady
1:08:56 Magenta (Feminist lady)
1:09:20 Georgina’s Bodyguard
1:09:33 Jimmy (Online Mode)
1:09:50 Mr K
1:10:08 Mrs Thornhill
1:10:31 Di Napoli
1:11:00 Madrazo’s Mistress
1:11:19 Rocco
1:11:39 Thorton Duggan
1:12:00 Rocco Bodyguard
1:12:25 Nikki
1:12:40 Zombie
1:12:55 Paige
1:13:12 Michelle
1:13:28 Ursela
respect
Thank you, was looking for this comment
Matto pin that
I think its safe to say we were all looking for tracy
are you ok my dude?
Good one, now do it with all the strippers
😎
😂
Lmao
now do one in gta san andreas
And all the hookers as well
Alternate title - Matto explores cougars other then mountain lions
Lester rizzed DarkViper up to S tier.
Tbh, Trevor by looks alone, looks like that crazy uncle everyone loves
You should do this with other categories like missions and other stuff in the game. This was hilarious.
Didn't he do a missions tier list?
I agree
@@waldolemmer Doesn't sound familiar
Maybe vehicles? There’s so many though
In a mission ranking, that Trevor mission at the docks is easily the bottom of F.
Missed out the male and female office secretaries. The female secretary is pretty cute imo, plus she can have quite different clothing and hairstyles depending on which office interior you purchase.
Also Agatha being the most attractive is 100% correct.
I agree with you wholeheartedly, however I believe there is one better than Agatha, which is Paige.
I call her Linda she sis dime piece
@@jordangage2022 Paige is actually really hot!
@@jordangage2022 paige is 100% most attractive gta female
@@sub-zero5433 minus points just for the toes shoes
5:30 Thats what makes M a badass character, despite being a drunken couch potato he still manages to tear shit up given the chance. Not to mention he can knock out trevor with a single punch.
Plus, Michael is hot af and not as fat as characters make him out to be. I think he was supposed to be pudgier in the original concept of the game. Plus, his longer hairstyles look fresh.
Trevor of course. His personality makes him beautiful. Once you get past the meth addled mind of a mad man and dig deep down inside. Trevor is loyal, caring , and when his hot dog isn't covered in scabs he is a gentle lover lmao
Many chicks would be drawn to his unhinged nature actually. Plus the man knows pheromones attract more than perfumes lolz
exactly easy S
Trevor is daddy😈😂
Trevor is like the bill hader of GTA, I think many people can be/are attracted to him mainly because of his humor and personality, even if he isn't necessarily the most physically attractive 😅
@@triggerskull real lmao. And the fact that the female-dominated part of the fandom is obsessed with him just proves your point
“I’m not gay! I just think Franklin has sexy muscles, and I wouldn’t mind if he dominated me!”
I like how genuinely honest Matto is, he doesn't sugarcoat things except when he's being sarcastic.
I think he‘s underselling himself a bit funnily enough, in my opinion he‘s more attractive than he gives himself credit to
@@cannedcan9788 definitely good looking dude for sure, not supermodel material by for sure good looking
Same
@@traceyjacobsen8544Young matto looks really cute
Steven Ogg, Trevor’s actor, is such a good looking dude whenever he’s like done the effort to look nice.
15:15
i saw this girl, took a look at her haircut, glasses, face, and shirt and she seemed familiar but i don't think i've ever seen her before. after a half hour it suddenly hit me. there's a girl in my class who looks just like this. hair, outfit, glasses, everything
aint no way
@@katincko you would be surprised how many ppl look like this my guy, there's like 3 at my school who always dress like that
She is bryonee from arena wae workshop
Bro got velma in his class
GTAV actors watching this video: 👁️👄👁️
Criteria to date Matto:
- No neck tattoos
- Full head of hair
- Bonus 2 points of you are yet to go through the meat grinder.
I qualify. Do you?
Don't forget the hypnotising dance abilities
Steven ogg kinda looks like a gym instructor in a 90s "adult film"
It's that wicked porno stache he rocks
70s
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 fair
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134 Oh and you just know he's got the full, unkempt wild man look going on down there...
@@skeletonbuyingpealts7134yeah he does look like a 70s adult film star
“Do girls like blonde hair on guys?”
Chris Hemsworth and Brad Pitt would like a word Matt
It’s Funny too because having blonde or red hair is way rarer than his colour
they are not the same blonde as brad though, he means like light blonde on guys
As a woman, yes I do, don't know about others, but blonde in guys are attractive
@@JarlBalgruff_ “Hi”
-a blonde guy
Yea but in fairness they are HIGH tier but an average blonde guy? Yea nah
Matt indeed hated Lamar because he was beautiful...
If only matto would get rid of his yee yee ass haircut
@@SkeleCrafteronYT that would def get some bitches on his meat!
@@SkeleCrafteronYT Maybe Tanisha could call his dog ass after she stops fucking with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with.
fr as a woman I can tell that Llamar is a solid A
ong he isn’t a c
Watching someone rate GTA V characters on youtube for 1 and a half hours was not something I thought I would do today
22:40 To be fair, that is a pretty accurate depiction of most mechanics
“She’s a ginger so we need to dock some points there” 😂💀 and I took that personally lol
"The Contract DLC" Franklin in S tier by far. Dude really came into his own and that confidence and swagger is more attractive than anything else. Not bad looking either (with age). Comparing him to Young Franklin makes the latter more like a B in my book
Pavel needs to be on a tier of his own, put him in S++++
Kapitan tier
@@CirqueAlvis lol i love pavel
W
Matto is the hottest GTA V character, in my opinion.
The beard is easily A-tier material on its own, but the vest and accent make Matto a solid S-tier entry.
He's certainly the most human looking one
The tank top just secures the s tier anyways
Jokes aside if i didn't knew the dude and had to rank him irl based on his appearance, he's a b high. He's nothing crazy but good looking.
No, S+
But let's talk about that sexy nose, the perfect nose size
I got 10 minutes or so into this and realized it was an hour long and re-evaluated my life choices.
I had a rollercoaster of emotions when he ranked Lester as an S but then corrected himself. LESTER IS THE BESTER
"Funnily enough, I'm not gay."
Darkviperau 2022
Mat is just afraid of Trevor. Trevor is the ideal male body and this scares Mat, as he knows there would be no way for him to compete.
I find it interesting how other people discuss attractiveness. Everyone really has different views!
Yeah, like considering age i'd put Bogdan in B because i wouldn't say he looks particularly attractive, but he definently looks confident wich is what like what most girls like.
@@loganwolv3393 100% if you get some self confidence you’re already 90% there
Lamar should be S tier, his nickname is long dick and he’s 6’7, tallest character in gta.
@@loganwolv3393 Bogdan looks like a chad who doesn't give a crap. I would definitely prefer looking like him over looking like a kpop star or a twilight cast
@@Kaledrone Yeah, exactly.
Trevor Phillips is approaching your exact location rapidly for putting Patricia in C tier
Start running
Michael??? the dilfest dilf??? YOU IGNORED HIS ATTRACTIVENESS, SHOULD HAVE BEEN A. AT L E A S T
I'm disappointed that Pavel and Vincent weren't higher.
I'd definitely love to see more vids like this. Maybe you could rank your viewers characters one day? 🤣
man online characters all look the same though, hate it. also can't change height, build, etc...
I would've put Pavel lower to be honest
I would put Pavel as the most attractive character.
You are doing personality not looks.
@@christi2555 yeah, pavel help me get so much money, he is the goat
Now we know why he didn’t do the mission to stop mrs baker calling, for so long
Agatha is the supreme S
She's so perfect
Pavel looks like Adam from Viva La Dirt League
Nikki's model had another name in Online and she has a male voice xD
@@tommyvercetti891 I like them 100% pure bavarian phenotype.
You're italian so I guess that's why you prefer Molly xd
Holy shit, when i met Nikki for the first time in the strip club and she spoke with a male voice, i thought it was some transgender stuff lol, never got a private dance from her because of that
@@nevyanplamenov5409 same xd
27:30 He came back like 100 years later from 1911 and he was a hunter during the last days of the american frontier, and he met John Marston.
Amanda not being S Tier is crazy
The real question is:
Did I really just spent more than an hour of my time looking at a tanktopped Australian ranking characters from a game of 2013?
Yes
Did I enjoy it?
*YES*
The real question is: did you turn up to rescue maria or to get me back
remember, There are groups of people who pay for porn...
Matt: *puts Agatha Baker top 1*
TheQuartering: "Oh he's simping for Agatha Baker!"
Lol yep he must have gotten an call from her
Have you seen the secretary? I guess it wasnt on the list or I missed her
@@phrodendekia I will wait
I remember that drama, funniest shout out ever🤣
I mean would you not look at her
Matt is literally the only person on the planet who take a list like this seriously and I fucking love it
"Trying not to judge him poorly for having a job that is considered somewhat low status in society"
Says the videogame speedrunner
The S for Lester is by far the funniest part in the video
To an extent, Chef’s head almost looks like a gearshift knob. Particularly I think of the one from the transmission used for the gen 5 Dodge Viper and manual Hellcat.
car guys trying to make it as obvious as humanly possible that they are car guys:
Bruh 🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHAH WTF
His head looks more like a head gasket of the Pontiac fire bird
Now we just need a _Smash or Pass_ where Matto uses less than 10 different words including "Smash" and "Pass" through the video
All these calls from Agatha are taking a toll on Matt.
9:59 i like to point out that literally while he is saying this, he has 2 little pieces of hair going in a slightly different direction
I am here because of the guy from reddit that is getting flamed for this video being on his recommendations
Same!
Same!
7:57 was one of the most beautiful and funniest references I've seen all year long. It's just perfect.
Everybody knows that Trevor is the most attractive GTA V character and yes he's more attractive than Steve
Lester is a Greek god
Tbf if you give him the mullet hairstyle and handlebar mustache basically his prologue look he would move to a C.
Chop always Will be my love
Trevor is a WHAT?!
BASED + W + I AGREE
How about a vehicle tier list based on design and appearance, that would be pretty sweet.
Add an extra tier for "Online Vehicles with a Boost Button"
aren't there more cars than characters?
Boring
@@generalginger7804 *makes Rockstar billions of dollars yet boring.
@@_wanted_outlaw3007 How about a vehicle tier list based on design and appearance, that would be pretty sweet.
--this is boring
5:46 shoutout to that one girl who said "MICHAEL IS A DILF IM FEMALE I KNOW" and also simped for Trevor
i feel he did Gerald dirty, he looks so much better than the others of the category, Georgina also deserves higher
Thank you matto, THIS is exactly what i needed to get through my day.
39:36 Someone in the chat said Maude needs two sections 💀
Now we want a smash and pass of every one
kind of surprised the cover girl isn't included. i feel like shes such an icon that she deserved to be included as a character. You constantly see her in the load screen. She screams hot los santos.
Rumors say that girl is either a younger Juliette or some random NPC in the game which hasn't got a name so far
It's kinda hard comparing okay looking 3d models to a 2d artwork
0:08 GOD DAMNIT NOOOO
He doesn't have to be bi or gay for you to do what we are both thinking
The janitor is made up of a singular polygon so 100% f tier
Agatha deserved S Tier. I like the way R* wrote her nature in GTA Online.
Don't we all:)
What would you guys assume her age to be? i don't know but I've always assumed Agatha's age to be around Franklin's in Online as he's 33 in 2021 and is a few after the Casino update. Based on her appearance I would say she's in her late 20's to early 30's, but I feel like I'm quite bad at guessing ages so would be interested in hearing what you two think as she still looks quite youthful to me.
@@sarosh2020 yep, I think she is 27-30
@@ILokay Ait thanks, I just got so confused by all the Matto prefers cougars comments hahah even though I'm aware of the cougar meme, because I interpreted her as being much younger. Agree with you on how her characterization was presented, would love to see her in possibly GTA 6 if that ever comes out or a future update based around a business setting due to her occupation, maybe in the possible Michael update coming out with her managing the movie business or something? English Dave eventually returned so would be cool to see her too. Would also give incompetent and slimy Rockstar the opportunity to credit her actor this time, as her and several others still haven't been credited such as Tom Connors' actor either.
make a follow-up with "who is the best gta v character" or smth like that. rating what do you think of them as a person, what do you think of them as significance to the story, etc.
Agatha is definitely up there as the nicest person too
Cletus is an instant S tier
@@regularbloke2117 ney Cletus supports domestic abuse
Franklin would be an S if it wasn’t for his yee yee ass haircut
at least in my opinion it’s the lady on the screen when you’re first loading up gta5
Alright I guess this just leaves one last thing left, a tier list of every single ped model created in the entire game of Grand Theft Auto. Will Matto have the determination to accept such a challenge?
now this is the DarkViperAU content I was waiting for
This is the most objectively correct tier list I have ever seen
Trevor is so wrong though, I still can’t get over it. He should at least be D. I mean come on he put a god damn zombie higher than Trevor.
1:03 You can see young Amanda at the very beginning of the game when Michael pushes her over. You can also see her I’m the room where the captives are sent to. She’s playing a part.
It would be really unfortunate for you if this guy made a video disproving that
1:10:32 The way you said out of nowhere just had me laugh so hard
Trevor does have a pretty good physique for someone in his position, he was probably a fair bit better in the past, especially seeing his military background.
I mean... He's malnourished?
My boy Brad has been done dirty. He rocks that blonde hair. Definitely A tier
i love how he has to justify putting his character in S
online player characters when made well are straight up all S, their face models are just really attractive with little imperfections, with good hairstyle choices and a wide collection of clothes
Funny how you mention online characters, a lot of online players find most of them ugly and I'd have to agree. Now if we at least had beards, that'd be a different story.
@@MCTogs the gta characters are just bad overall, but like, the online ones in comparison to the ingame ones just look very good
what people say about them that there is like only short hair (because they couldnt animate it and it has to be only non-moving hairstyle, same body type, same model)
@@alexo_pog MOST of the online characters suck, but SOME are okay
I looked up a video about how to make mines look good so my character is above average attractive 😂 I don't even wear mask
I really like the look of my GTA online character, I wish I looked like him.
The tennis pro looks like his partner would cheat on him with a bee
As a gay who likes older guys Michael is absolutely S tier, he was so hot that I literally got mad when his family came back because I wanted to ship myself with him
This was pretty interesting to listen to. I think I'd put a good chunk of these characters higher up the list but if we removed the tiers - relative to each other they're about how I would rank them. A few characters I feel deserve better like English Dave or Gerald and Tracey's not an S for me plus the strippers I'd put slightly lower too but I was surprised cause the more I thought about your rankings the more I actually agreed.
All this time and the reason Matto was being mean to Agatha was his secret crush on her! Somebody call TMZ... :O
lol facts
I was ready to unsubscribe if you put Agatha in a tier below S, I'm glad to see you have good taste.
I love how he put his Online character on S tier, mine looks like a decaying, although elegant, blind crackhead with a huge red sun painted on his right eye
Honestly my boy Gerald got done dirty. Down in D tier below some real creatures, he's not even bad looking. He's got a good style, good face model, and the drip, he's just a little on the larger side (and he's not even huge like someone like Maude)
I think it's really interesting that I would do it entirely different, but everyone would have a largely different tier list I think, taste is personal and should not be argued about, everyone has different taste
12:17 yes walking in front of a running airplane engine is very smart and definetly nothing bad will happen
Even smart people can make bad decisions when they feel in danger.
(Yes, I know it's a reference joke, but still.)
“FIB?! Do I look Homosexual?”
“Does it look like I care about the size of your johnson?”
Greatest lines from Agent ULP.
@DarkVoperAU "do people really like people with blonde hair?" edward kenway from assasins creed black flag and every single youth rocker out there in the early 90s to 2000s
Judging by chats, mine and my girlfriends opinion matto has a warped scale of attractiveness
It's almost like people have different standards of attractive.
@@Hitoshuratdn that’s why I said ‘judging by chats, mine and my girlfriends opinion’
@@snichelll4850 you also said he had a warped scale, implying that there is only one standard of attractiveness and Matt’s was somehow wrong and yours was right.
@@37racso I also said judging by chat myself and my gf. Which obviously implies I am using myself, chat and my gf as a consensus. Idk why you lot are so quick to argue lmao jus read it
@@snichelll4850 I don't know man, it just read like that to me. I get what you mean though, I also didn't agree with him at times. Like saying - takes care of himself = attractive is a weird metric.
HOW DARE YOU!? Nigel and ms. Thornhill aren't husband and wife! Nigel said in one his side missions, that she's not his wife and she even has somewhere her family!
Edit: even Sentinel_2294 in your chat knows it
I don’t know what’s worst.
A. The fact that Matto made a video where he seriously considers the sexy-ness of Lester from GTA V.
B. The fact the video is over a hour long.
C. I watched the entire thing.
You always have the best background music
“Ravaged by time” 😂 I can’t-
slander, trevor is my favourite character because of how god damn insane he is. S tier, confidence is what sells it