Mark Kermode - Taken

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  • @Ben_Mdws
    @Ben_Mdws 11 років тому +61

    Kermode reviews - often better than the films themselves.

  • @chriswright4677
    @chriswright4677 Рік тому +5

    I love you, Kermode. I love you very much.

  • @PowderRanger00
    @PowderRanger00 11 років тому +20

    kermodes got such a great way of speaking quickly and clearly in the time slot hes given

  • @Gewok666
    @Gewok666 11 років тому +53

    This is my favourite Kermode review. Hilarious.

  • @hoho330
    @hoho330 10 років тому +11

    I miss episodes like this.

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 11 років тому +53

    3 ridiculous scenes you forgot Mark I'm afraid:
    - Neeson speech on immigrants abusing the system.
    - The daughter's best friend found dead after being constantly raped and drugged on a bed is not once mentioned at the end of the film.
    - Neeson super drug that helps a drug addict to recover from drug addiction.

    • @keir92
      @keir92 4 роки тому +1

      Hugo Malim amazing moment, the first one now is probably said by every other racist

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 7 місяців тому +1

      How about how they could tell who was on the end of the phone including the town and the gang etc.

  • @WAAAAAAAAAAAY
    @WAAAAAAAAAAAY 9 років тому +6

    I love the idea that Jeff Bridges was originally attached to be Bryan Mills. I really wanna see that film now ha.
    :)

  • @Keyser666
    @Keyser666 10 років тому +26

    I always assumed this film was a veiled commentary on US foreign policy.

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 9 років тому +1

      One way to see it
      I see it as satire of how US right wingers often use European as a dirty word, how the french are too camp, too bohemian as a reflexive call back to the genesis of the US as a colony that fought and won its independence and thus how the old world of Europe is bad

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 9 років тому +1

      +Badge Man Its a bit of both, joining the likes of running man, rollerball, death race 2000 etc. of seeming junky exploitation films that entertain in a visceral manner but also have something to say.

    • @Jgoth420
      @Jgoth420 8 років тому

      +Badge Man ever heard of death of the author

    • @jamesheritage1209
      @jamesheritage1209 8 років тому

      Yes I have of heard of Barthes theory and his paper.
      How does it relate to Taken?

    • @Jgoth420
      @Jgoth420 8 років тому

      James Heritage I weren't replying to your comment dude. I was talking to the guy who not all films have something to say.

  • @19630541
    @19630541 10 років тому +18

    He killed maybe 20 to 30 people at the end but to be honest by that time I had lost count and all I was thinking about was I bet the guy steering the boat is going get the sack!

  • @lizziebooth5397
    @lizziebooth5397 7 років тому +17

    3:21rare kermodian giggle

  • @Experimentalfilms123
    @Experimentalfilms123 12 років тому +6

    So this is where the "Whose Driving the boat" phrase came from!

  • @davidwoods8181
    @davidwoods8181 9 років тому +22

    Still the definitive Liam Neeson action movie

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 3 роки тому +4

    And for the remainder of his days Mr Mayo was never again in the same room with Mr Neeson.
    The end.

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 3 роки тому

      Good thing that Mr Neeson doesn’t seem to partake in good films anymore

  • @somanytakennames
    @somanytakennames 9 років тому +13

    UURRPE!!

  • @miscreant239
    @miscreant239 12 років тому +2

    I love you for uploading this.

  • @dundeedolphin
    @dundeedolphin 3 роки тому +8

    And yet it's a very watchable movie.

  • @commieRob
    @commieRob 4 роки тому +1

    "...and they've got boats, and they're doing WEIRD stuff that you wouldn't even think about ."

  • @russellwest8767
    @russellwest8767 6 років тому +4

    That line about the wrestler is a real life chubby hmmm moment

  • @DarrenBates
    @DarrenBates 3 роки тому +2

    "The Telegraph were nice about me once!"

  • @KRSsven
    @KRSsven 10 років тому +9

    I thought this was a rather good stab at a film that 15-20 years ago would've been a Schwarzenegger or Willis vehicle. Bad stuff happens so he has to go find out what happened and kill a few people. I thought the tone was perfect and I even started expecting the protagonist's bursts of controlled violence that were hinted at in his 'I have certain skills' speech near the start.

  • @Tralman1965
    @Tralman1965 12 років тому +11

    I loved taken. Sometimes you just want to see a movie with action and fighting. They can't all be heart wrenching dramas or long winded looks into the soul.

    • @shadowsmessage
      @shadowsmessage 4 роки тому +3

      Kermode is that kind of guy who would never enjoy a slice of pizza 🍕 in New York & complains about the missing quality,texture he once had in Italy, the only pizza he ever had 😂

  • @jordanthomas4379
    @jordanthomas4379 3 роки тому +3

    Movie is actually pretty good, much better that Mark a s letting on, the sequels though are really bad

  • @alisaurus4224
    @alisaurus4224 3 роки тому +2

    5:32 compresses “Liam Neeson” into “Leesom”

  • @chrishiggins7166
    @chrishiggins7166 2 роки тому +3

    Despite A lazy script, unfocused direction & poor score, the film delivers strong acting, intense action, A great story & an iconic threatening message. (64%) (3/5 stars) (mixed to positive)

  • @SSCFPA
    @SSCFPA 11 років тому

    As we are seeing in the US right now, the right can do that all by themselves!

  • @ArtVandaleytv
    @ArtVandaleytv 8 років тому +5

    LMAO hilarious review.

  • @kelpkelp5252
    @kelpkelp5252 Рік тому

    What are the good Luc Besson films?

    • @chrisr6710
      @chrisr6710 7 місяців тому +2

      Nikita, Leon, Taxi, Fifth Element, ok, he’s gone off the boil in the last decade or so but he’s directed some classics.

    • @kelpkelp5252
      @kelpkelp5252 7 місяців тому

      @@chrisr6710 Thanks. Of course, Leon. Excellent film. I saw Fifth Element recently for the first time in decades and yep that's a good'un and also funnier than I remembered. I seem to remember seeing Big Blue a very long time ago which I think was his also but don't remember anything at all about it apart from some diving!

  • @IrishPuroFan
    @IrishPuroFan 13 років тому +2

    Taken should been called Liam Neeson vs Urpe

  • @Slaphappy1975
    @Slaphappy1975 13 років тому

    I asked the same question when I watched it hehe

  • @johnnyboy41
    @johnnyboy41 13 років тому

    True...!

  • @KenFromBeara
    @KenFromBeara 12 років тому

    @ 6:50, remember the opening scene of The World Is Not Enough

  • @ennesshay5040
    @ennesshay5040 2 роки тому +2

    It's NOT a racist/xenophobic/Brexit film -- because there IS an American bad guy in it. Never mind what colour he is, he's American. So there !!

  • @GardenGoblin421
    @GardenGoblin421 12 років тому +2

    It's basically Commando with less Arnold

  • @tkwk1982
    @tkwk1982 12 років тому

    I've got a particular set of skills!

  • @highwind1991
    @highwind1991 12 років тому +6

    This movie succeeds at doing what it does and it does it very well. It doesn't need to do more than that. It's a blast for 90 minutes straight of liam neeson being a badass

  • @alexeipanovich
    @alexeipanovich 11 років тому +1

    "...I can tell you I don't 'ave money."

  • @Daymanoahha
    @Daymanoahha 13 років тому +1

    haha this film is great for when you are ill.

  • @edcampion3998
    @edcampion3998 11 років тому +2

    i see film to be entertained and this action film entertained me.so there

  • @Prolix8
    @Prolix8 11 років тому +3

    Well, that scene is quite shocking and at the end of the film, guess what? The daughter is all smiles and happy as if NOTHING had happened. Dreadful film.

  • @generichuman2044
    @generichuman2044 2 роки тому

    I can't lie, this film is a guilty pleasure of mine. The thing that I've always found hilarious is the phone call. If I was one of the kidnappers, I'd probably just laugh down the phone.

  • @ViceCityVacation
    @ViceCityVacation 11 років тому

    LOL I farking love Kermode's reiviews....my weeknights are reserved just for them!

  • @comanchio1976
    @comanchio1976 13 років тому +1

    @WeAllReviewMovies That isnt true. I once won Liam Neeson in an Ebay auction, and I have to say...he arrived in the mail 3 weeks late, and very badly packaged.

  • @blueberry3601
    @blueberry3601 4 роки тому +3

    Mr. Kermode, this is an international film - where exactly would you like the baddies to come from .... ?

  • @garethglover5732
    @garethglover5732 Місяць тому

    Its a great film. Kermode got it wrong Again

  • @terratrema
    @terratrema 12 років тому +2

    @Tralman1965
    But a film that contains NOTHING BUT action and fighting is boring.
    My high water mark for the action genre is Die Hard. Taken is absolutely nothing compared to Die Hard.

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 років тому +2

    This is a perfect example of why I listen to Mark Kermode for the entertainment, not his film reviews. His cliches are cliches. They seemed to have only half watched the movie, then saw fit to rubbish it based on not giving it a chance.

  • @randomsamno9
    @randomsamno9 11 років тому +2

    I haven't seen this film, but if this review is anything to go by then it only solidifies the reasons why I don't lean to the right politically.

  • @fuckem187
    @fuckem187 12 років тому

    agreed although Nolan's fanboy's really annoy me - his films are complex but usually quite easy to get by the end as long as you concentrate but there not that intelligent. Just slightly more intelligence blockbusters (besides Memento and Prestige) Agree about the films that are half way between the two thought, hate them.

  • @stitcha123
    @stitcha123 6 років тому +3

    The still looks like Simon leaning over to fart.

  • @nifralo2752
    @nifralo2752 7 років тому +8

    People please this film is garbage with no depth. Mark was right to take the mickey out of it. Stop claiming Mark hates it because its "anti-European/sexist" its a dumb B movie with no substance. And even Nesson knows it. The phone call bit is the only memorable/good bit the rest they may as well of cast Bruce Willis and called it Die Hard 48 or painted some Transfromers in the background or hell even a Sharknado.

  • @ellbo2
    @ellbo2 13 років тому +1

    yeah, who is driving the boat?

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 років тому

    haha, spot on!

  • @mmclaurin8035
    @mmclaurin8035 Рік тому +4

    I don't understand why he is so upset over it taking place in Europe, and that the bad guys are from Europe. Is France totally free of crime? Is their no human trafficking in Europe? If it had been in South America, would he be upset at the portrayal of Brazilians as kidnappers? He seems unreasonably touchy on the subject. Neeson's character wasn't upset she was traveling alone specifically because it was Europe, it was because she was alone.

    • @monkey39128
      @monkey39128 8 місяців тому +1

      I generally like Kermode but he can be really moronic sometimes. He feigns outrage quite a bit and hates fun films.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 7 місяців тому +2

      The point is her dad says I've been to Europe don't go on your own, as if it's some dangerous hell hole, and then within ten minutes of them arriving they are kidnapped, it's ridiculous. I like the film, Kenmore totally right though, especially from a European perspective as the USA is a lot more dangerous than here and a 17 and 19 year old going to USA would not be seen as horrifying for us. So why a safer place would be seen as this awful thing, and if you follow U2 even worse is baffling.

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 4 місяці тому

      @@monkey39128that’s why I gave up on him ages ago and an a Critical Drinker subscriber- the opposite of this piece faced snob 🙄

  • @Emulous79
    @Emulous79 2 роки тому

    Take the focking elephant!

  • @meh20knm
    @meh20knm 13 років тому +3

    I think because of all these flaws it makes me love Taken even more.

  • @iain2080
    @iain2080 3 роки тому +2

    Mark repeatedly refers to Neeson as "Liam Neesum" throughout this review and even bungles it even further to just "Leesum" at one point. I don't know if he genuinely doesn't know his name or is so excited he keeps messing it up.

  • @SamDaWarriorsFan
    @SamDaWarriorsFan 11 років тому +2

    Taken was awesome.

  • @Guedingen
    @Guedingen 13 років тому

    Just watched it - dreadful schlock (watched it to the end though, not a given with me)

  • @weeklyfreeman2299
    @weeklyfreeman2299 3 місяці тому

    Funniest review ever.

  • @crazee635
    @crazee635 2 роки тому +5

    Of course the "foreigners" are the baddies as it is set in Europe! It also happens to be very watchable. It's like watching a Jason Statham movie but a lot better.

  • @KenFromBeara
    @KenFromBeara 12 років тому

    that was the urrpeen title ha ha

  • @Blake-zm4eo
    @Blake-zm4eo 6 років тому +1

    Why does he keep saying Europe like that?

    • @esquilax5563
      @esquilax5563 4 роки тому +2

      He's making fun of Liam Neeson's accent

  • @Cybopath
    @Cybopath 10 років тому +17

    The film is a French film, produced and written by Frenchmen, set mostly in France starring an Irishman. Anti-European? Sorry that's like saying Lethal Weapon is anti-American because all the villains in that film were American.

    • @KRSsven
      @KRSsven 10 років тому +1

      Exactly.

    • @conorcharlton2703
      @conorcharlton2703 10 років тому +16

      It's got that French "fuck the Arabs" racism element to it, displayed by some of their right wing political parties.

    • @SkipperGriffin1973
      @SkipperGriffin1973 9 років тому +1

      Agree, the offendees are out in force again. They will find offense in anything that suits their nonsensical philosophy.

    • @Cybopath
      @Cybopath 9 років тому

      ***** Please elaborate.

    • @notworthyourtime9799
      @notworthyourtime9799 9 років тому +6

      Cybopath You can make a movie that caters to somebody other than yourself. Even if it was made by Europeans, it can still be grossly stereotypical towards Europeans, probably by design. If the director, producer, etc. think 300 million Americans will be more receptive because a movie portrays everybody as a caricature, then that's how they'll make the movie.

  • @walonsubi
    @walonsubi 3 роки тому

    Yooroop

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi 3 роки тому

      The longer this video goes on the fewer letters this word has in it

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi Рік тому

      Oorp

    • @walonsubi
      @walonsubi 2 місяці тому

      URP

  • @Genevasplaytime
    @Genevasplaytime 7 років тому +5

    Mark kermode. A man who thinks 95% of films are utter crap.

    • @BackyardPix
      @BackyardPix 7 років тому +4

      Well, who doesn't..? There are way, waaay more shitty films than good ones.

    • @stitcha123
      @stitcha123 6 років тому +1

      That means he’s out by around 4%.

    • @GOFFMEISTER
      @GOFFMEISTER Місяць тому

      Which they are yeh?

  • @danieljamesmead
    @danieljamesmead 7 років тому +19

    You only have to watch Taken to realise Brexit was the right decision.

  • @jhwalsh93
    @jhwalsh93 4 роки тому +5

    This really is an absolute perfect review of this awful film

  • @fuckem187
    @fuckem187 12 років тому +1

    First time I saw "Taken" - yeah quite good for an action flick. Then I got forced to watch it 2-3 more times in my first year of university and i fucking hate it now.

  • @bigpurpledinosaur123
    @bigpurpledinosaur123 11 років тому +4

    Its not a 'happy/unhappy coincidence' that she happens to be on the phone to him when she's kidnapped, she sees whats happening to her friend and so automatically calls her dad who she hoped would know what to do.

    • @rosstee
      @rosstee 3 роки тому +1

      I’m here from the future to say that she called her dad back (after missing his call) and then witnessed her friend being kidnapped, so Mark was correct.

  • @manconoo
    @manconoo 12 років тому

    @thehollowsofficial U@ - great! Listen to Zooropa (song) Surrender, One Tree Hill (album version) here on UA-cam. Go on!! .. I dare you!!!!!!!

  • @WeAllReviewMovies
    @WeAllReviewMovies 13 років тому

    @deadblissco Theres nothing poorly delivered about Liam Neeson.

  • @Catharguy
    @Catharguy 5 років тому +2

    Why didn't he just keep it short and just say it was a very good action flick.

    • @serenityinside1
      @serenityinside1 4 місяці тому

      Cos he can’t bring himself to lower his nose ..

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 11 років тому +2

    I thought Taken was a horrible movie.

  • @jondellar
    @jondellar Рік тому +3

    It's self-evident that Mark only reads the Guardian.

  • @Stormcab
    @Stormcab 12 років тому

    the captain? I assume old cappy is not a threat, and needs to stay in control of the boat. He will be locked away in the cabin upstairs. Liam would have come up later and told him to pull into to a dock - a unnecessary scene you could work out yourself. Mark is always going on about 45 minutes too long, well here's some time saving :)

  • @paulzenco6182
    @paulzenco6182 6 років тому

    I cannot take - no pun intended - Taken seriously. Seriously .

  • @nightw4tchman
    @nightw4tchman 7 років тому +3

    "You've Stolen My Daughter staring Leslie Nielsen" - Red Letter Media

  • @ChernovFan100
    @ChernovFan100 11 років тому +2

    JASERN STAFUM! Haha xD

  • @mikeboy0001
    @mikeboy0001 13 років тому

    It's a Good Movie, wished US movies where more like it

  • @FukCommando
    @FukCommando 11 років тому +1

    the drugs was probably adrenaline

  • @Nathan-gd7xq
    @Nathan-gd7xq 8 місяців тому

    Liam Neeson's American accent is about as bad as Mickey Rourke's Irish accent.

  • @buttonman6262
    @buttonman6262 4 роки тому +2

    It’s shite but it’s good shite!

  • @BadAssBen78
    @BadAssBen78 13 років тому

    A film about a wrestler that's meant to be really good... lol , yeah . not bad Mark

  • @nicholasdickens2801
    @nicholasdickens2801 10 років тому +8

    It's the most offensive film everywhere. All foreigners are drug peddling, child murdering paedophiles and they're all working for an Arab. The film was just ridiculously bad. It was just laughably bad. It could have been a rather tongue in cheek hysterically funny film. It was just awful. Kind of like Hostel. Racist, vulgar, cheap and tacky.
    Apparently 3 Days to Kill starred Kevin Costner because even Liam Neeson passed on it.
    It's ironic that at this rate now, the best film Liam Neeson will have starred in will be Star Wars Episode 1.

    • @KRSsven
      @KRSsven 10 років тому +5

      Actually it was rather good. It was a rather nuts-and-bolts action/revenge flick. I wouldn't say the portrayals of 'foreigners' are offensive at all. Saying the film is racist is like saying there are no bad Arabs, no bad French people, or indeed no bad Americans. The sex trafficking portrayed in the film does happen, it happens in many countries. People just don't want to believe it. So while I don't think it's wrong to say American views of 'Europeans' are stereotypical in general, this film isn't an example of that. It has some bad people in it, that happen to be Arabs...and you find this offensive.

  • @allthewine
    @allthewine 11 років тому +1

    A terrible movie.

  • @muzzler24
    @muzzler24 11 років тому +3

    Or maybe Kermode is talking pretentious bollocks as usual. This is from somebody who has recently read both of his books and watched a lot of his reviews here on the tube on the recommendation of a colleague. While I do find him entertaining and would even say I like him on occasion, he tends to talk out of his arse a lot.

  • @mushyw1234
    @mushyw1234 12 років тому

    I thought it was quite good.

  • @thehollowsofficial
    @thehollowsofficial 13 років тому

    apart from the u2 shite!! a fucking loved this film!!! die hard in europe!! fucking great!! kermode (who i like) has read far too much in to this..and i think if william freidken had made this exact movie!! he would be praising it!! like he did with bug!! which in my opinion was pure pish!! altho i love william freidken movies (apart from bug)

  • @ThatsAllFolkers
    @ThatsAllFolkers 11 років тому +1

    Never liked Liam Neeson.

  • @Kombaiyashii
    @Kombaiyashii 11 років тому +1

    Really doesn't matter. It was an awful film. Just consider how bad the characters were in it. They were all basically stereotypes, from the obnoxious ex-wife (that does and says everything she can to annoy the audience) to the Saudi guy at the end.
    The girl was fucking annoying, if I were her father, I'd have told the kidnappers to make sure she doesn't come back.
    Yet what wound me up the most about the film was Neeson's character seemed to get weird sexual pleasure from torturing his victims.

  • @oldfool666
    @oldfool666 12 років тому

    lol! Tintin. This movie was crap.