medieval diss track FULL SONG
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- Опубліковано 5 кві 2022
- My Mill grinds,
Pepper, and Spice,
Your Mill grinds,
Rats, and Mice...
Full song of the Medieval Diss Track I made in which I added more lyrics to the original from My Mill Grinds in Tommy Thumb's Pretty Song Book.
Remix of Parappa the Rapper and MediEvil soundtracks I also made which is longer and different.
Parappa The Rapper - Instructor Mooselini's Car Rap
MediEvil - Crypt & Graveyard
He doesn’t roast, he impolitely mentions his acquaintance’s flaws
indubitably!
Critique track
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
My lines have
A lot of flow
You lines have
More than one flaw
I do say, the amount of politeness in this track along with the auditorally pleasing rhymes would indeed suggest to me that whomever hath birthed this masterpiece into existence was elucubrating at levels that are unfathomable to such a feeble mind such as my own.
L + No Maidens + No Mills + Non-Arable Fields
+ no irrigation + get sieged
+negligible heirs+get duelled+famine+pay unreasonable taxes to everyone of minor importance+30 yr lifespan
+raided+touch gold
+ you have buboes
"go touch farmland you pesky rat"
Heres some ones I made:
My village is, lively and clean
Your village is, dirty and mean
My wagon is,sturdy and reliable
Your wagon is, not even drivable
My jester is, quite hilarious
Your jester is, quite nefarious
My horses are, Swift and fast
Your horses, Always come last
My dam, Keeps the water out
Your dam, inspires doubt
My tunic is, a new style
Your tunic is, Disgusting and vile
My priest speaks, The word of the lord
Your priest is, Dumb as a board
My sword, slices my enemies with ease
Your sword will, break by a light breeze
My castle is, made of brick and stone
Your castle is, not even your own
My dungeon is, cold and dark
Your dungeon, misses the mark
My army wields, powerful blades
Your army wields, shovels and spades
My pottage is, quite delicious
Your pottage is, quite suspicious
M&Ms has been real quiet since this comment
@@PersonFromSouthAfricasir Eminem
few?
the horses line goes crazy🔥
What's in that pottage? WHAT IS IN THAT POTTAGE?
"Your wife smells of bad money," there is no way you could possibly live with this insult.
same.
"Your wife smells like no money"
"Your wife smells of bad money" is another way to call someone's wife a thot btw
I have the power to change it from 999 to 1K should I do it
i would kms if i got that insult bro ☠
This guy is destroying everyone before they even existed
🤥
Well some really did
based patches pfp
This shit hits harder then the bubonic plague 💀💀💀
@@lambn25 two
“Your wife smells of bad money”
*DESTROYED*
"Squire, my god! I said roast the peasant not murder 😳!"
- Baron
Best roasts of 1960s
emotional damage
@@Agent_chees *1860s 💀
@@martinchuma 1455 💀
How Americans think British people argue:
My trebuchet, aims with ease.
Your trebuchet, hits the trees.
My knights wear, plate and mail.
Your knights wear, the shell of a snail.
My local inn, sells fine mead.
Your local inn, sells pig feed.
WELL DON'T KILL THE DAMN BITCH
We makin it ourta the Iron Age with this one 🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
As a Brit I don’t see how this is medieval I hear this everyday when people argue
The first part of the rap comes from a nursery rhyme book from 1744 (I'm sure existed before that) and people meme'd Its a medieval diss track
Same, can't believe that the title is misleading. smh my head.
@@Kickass778 uh do you not get it?
@@dascreeb5205 what the fuck are you talking about
Yeah
"My wife smells of pure honey. Your wife smells of bad money."
Boy sent him to the guillotine with that one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🤓☝️ ummm actually the guillotine was invented in the 18th century long after the Middle Ages ended
Bro sent him to the crucifix with that one‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
😂
Bro sent him to the brazen bull with that one 🔥🔥🔥
💀
"my house is, sturdy and strong"
"your house is, earthy and wrong"
As a British person, i can confirm that this is what rap sounds like here
This isn't just bars, it's ingots
This isn't just fire this is Greek Fire
Oof Greek fire.
not greek fire!
This doesn’t just hit, it besieges
We truly live in a kingdom
My bars are shiny pure gold
Your bars are alcoholic and cold
I spit fire that burns the woods
You spit fire that won't make soot
This beat hits harder than a trebuchet!
Still not as hard as home depot
Art thou trebuchet type beats for sale 🧐
Hits harder than a spiked mace smashing into the side of a 14th century plate armour helm
This slapped harder than the black plague
Hits harder than a speeding chariot
We making it out the black death with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊💯💯💯
Fr 🔥 🔥 🔥
im your 100th like
This is just the best
Thank you, you are a great creator
Your hands picks, only your nose
"My slaves are, obedient and healthy"
"Your slaves are, rebellious and stealthy"
kinda slaps tho
@@hearteateryt just like me to the slaves
17th century rap
You mean serfs? England got rid of slaves in early 12th century
@@longboy7 I believe a rap about slavery would work well in America since yk *America*
"My Wife smells
Of pure Honey
Your Wife smells
Of bad Money"
That is one of the most clever ways of saying "Your girl is a thot" that I have ever heard.
I didn't even realise that omg
Felt so fancy after hearing it
Onlyfan moment but polite
Who new these mill grinders could grind eachothers wives so badly
That was easily the best lyric in the whole song.
Hits harder than the fall of Byzantium 🔥🔥🔥
Nah bro this hits harder than battle of manzikert 1071🔥🔥🔥
We defending against the Muslim invasions with this one 🗣️🔥💯
We defending Constantinople against Ottoman turks with this one 🔥🔥🔥
0% swears
0% racism
0% innapropriate content
100% medival
“My Hand only pick what grows
Your hand picks only your nose”
Goes hard
I'd rather said: your hand picks only whats gross
Yes
banger
You know what's worse than UA-cam comments that quote the video we all just watched? UA-cam comments that quote the video we all just watched, except they get the quote wrong.
@@cameodamaneo bruh the video said nose how was he wrong?
The little trombone sounding “boom” between the words really makes this catchy
Don’t think it’s a trombone
It’s not a trombone as a trombonist I can confidently say there is no way it is I think it my be a quick strum of a deep string instrument
The band kids are all gonna kill you cause you said trombone for something that sounds close enough to a trombone and they can’t go without being annoying for more than a minute.
@@rixon2621 yeah I am pretty sure that it is a bass or something
It’s not in tune to the melody 😭
Yooooo he truly sent him to the dungeon with that one 🔥🔥🔥
My kid is, very tall
Your kid is, like a ball
What a fire track, wonder how Mozart will respond to this one.
the fact that i cant tell if you think mozart is from this era is golden
Speaking of, when is mozarts next album?
@@duelios. the fact that “this era” is highly ambiguous is very fucking much not golden
Mozart came back with “Leck mich im Arsch” (Lick me in the ass). It was the Killshot of the classical period. Here’s the track: ua-cam.com/video/C78HBp-Youk/v-deo.html
300th like
Things to note:
His mill grinds pepper and spice
His hand picks only what grows
His grain tastes delightful
His mother cooks with much care
His wife smells of pure honey
His fields are happy to see
His hat fits like a fiddle
His king is smart and wise
His sheep will keep us alive
Things to note about the other guy:
His mill grinds rats and mice
His hand picks only his nose
His grain tastes very frightful
His mother cooks with her hair
His wife smells of bad money
His fields are sad to decree
His hat fits like it's little
His king is full of lies
His sheep will fail to arrive
Thinks to note about you:
No mills
No hands
No grain
No mother
No wife
No fields
No hats
No kings
No sheep
Things to note about Ralof:
His mill cuts Lumber
His hands pick mora tapinella
His grain doesn't exist
His mother cooks with a pot
No wife
No fields
No hats
His king was killed in fair combat
No sheep
@@coriseoris No wifes?
@@matthiass._. no maidens??!
I made some:
My guards are, trustworthy
Your guards are, stupid and only give mercy
Our castle, keeps us from trouble
Your castle, is made of rubble
Our library, fills with knowledge
Your library, needs to be polished
These are great although the last 2 were a little iffy
Bro was sent to the gallows with this one 💀💀💀🥶🥶🔥🔥
This explains why Eminem’s been so quiet his whole life.
You mean, the Marshall from the town of Mathers? A rather despicable fellow, if you ask me.
@@Ayy_Doll_Fiddler what’a’ scoundrel he is! A real scallywag!
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 weren’t you the same guy from bashurverse’s meltdown where you called him a pedo even though he wasn’t and you were just spamming some horrid crap? Oh right your now a bot
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 Tf
FIRE! I remember listening to the original snippet back in 1522
Your name fits this comment suspiciously well
‘Tis still a good song even after all these centuries
Same here
Aah the good ol days of 1522 !
@@pptheastrologer6870 when all Chris's were at peace with rocks
WE CATCHIN’ THE WITCHES WITH DIS ONE🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
MY WAGON IS, FAST AND RELIABLE
YOUR WAGON IS, NOT QUITE DRIVABLE
As a wise commenter on the original video once said,
"Let's go, George! Show those pesky dirt-eaters who's boss!"
Them Nefarious Number-two Nibblers will know how hard i plow!
“But Jon, we ARE pesky dirt-eaters!”
Let us thy forth go,george! Let us show those bothersome ground-consuming rapscallions who is king!
Bro this is a stolen comment and this is no cap go to the one that isn’t full version bruh
My cousin commented that lol
The song sounds aggressive and yet passive at the same time.
That’s called passive aggressive
@@TaxmicRug45879 no shit sherlock
Aggressively passive
Must be Canadian.
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
WE BE GETTIN SHILLINGS WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥🔥
The deliquents have been real quiet ever since this melody dropped 🔥
Same with the hooligans and the little rascals
I can't wait to start listening to this unironically.
I can't wait for a full album
I just can’t wait.
🤥
It's already started.
@@phaZonJJ27 i just cant
My maiden is, as pure as royalty
Your maiden is, lacking in loyalty
My pottage looks, quite delicious
Your pottage looks, a bit suspicious
My heir is, as smart as a scholar
Your heir is, a no good brawler
My tunic is, made from fine textile
Your tunic is, lacking in style
My mare is, mighty and strong
Your mare sleeps, all day long
My fiefdom is, grand and abundant
Your fiefdom is, bland and redundant
My jester makes, me giggle with glee
Your jester makes, me wince at thee
My helmet can, shield me from many blows
Your helmet can, protect less than lederhose
My village is, quaint and prosperous
Your village is, simply preposterous
My priest speaks, only the word of the lord
Your priest speaks, only what makes me feel bored
My tavern is, stocked with the finest of wine
Your tavern serves, ale that I’d have to decline
My sword can, defeat my foes with ease
Your sword can, slice only through cheese
My knights are, adept in bravery
Your knights are, fairly unsavory
My dwelling is, quite cozy and warm
Your dwelling can’t, protect you from a storm
My bard is, gifted with musical skill
Your bard is, simply run of the mill
My market is, filled with merchants and trade
Your market is, filled with goods of low grade
When the pottage is sus 😳
That's great
Wait continuation I made:
My king's crown is of pure gold,
Your king's crown is of pure mold!
My queen is very fair,
Your queen thinks with her hair!.
My town is of great size,
Your town is of great demise!
My lumber is very good,
Your lumber isn't even wood!
I made a new continuation because this is not the greatest.
"My king's crown is of pure gold
Your king's crown is very old!
My maiden is quite fair,
Your maiden is quite the scare!
My queen is very honorable,
Your queen is intolerable!
My timber is very good,
Your timber is not wood!
My stallion is quite the sire,
Your stallion got stuck in the mire!
My field has a lot of sporanges,
Your field cannot grow the smallest of oranges!"
Medieval diss track : royalty edition
My land is, very fertile
Your land is, very hostile
My hall is, full of many trades
Your hall is, full of many raids
As a person from England i can confirm i have heard this during an argument between 2 men at the pub
Damn imagine getting roasted this bad in medieval times
“My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies”
My brother in Christ we are in the same kingdom
Well people are allowed to have different political opinions aren't they?!
@@user-xz3pb3dt2ui think he meant they share the same king bro
Well I didn’t vote for him…
@@Adam-xf6sqyou don’t vote for kings
@@Adam-xf6sqvoting?...in a monarchy..?
This beat drops harder than any guillotine I’ve seen!
I like this joke
Bro this deserves more likes
King Louis been real quiet since this dropped
Chaotic evil
@@DS-wk9gb HE W H A T
WE GETTING OUTTA THE FARM WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
That hit harder that the blade at the guillotine
"Hey Charles, may I play a song on the Grammophone?"
"Yes, but it would be folly to play poor tunes"
"Worry not"
Ok
why good golly (yn) , this music is absolute farrendiculously exquisite!
This seems like it would fit better with the Industrial diss track.
I cannot express how hard this made me laugh.
* Pulls comically large disc *
This song helped me get through the plague. Legendary.
no kidding lol
that could also apply to 2020 lol
@@user-ji7ik7ef3s that was point i was making.
Bro all the fellas bounced to this during the Roman Crusades
@@user-ji7ik7ef3s not really
the Parappa the Rapper music is killing me 😂
Fr WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS
The car rap
2 years and now still its a...
BANGER
"My wife smells of pure honey, your wife smells of bad money" He did NOT just say that xD
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
OMORI
I think he just called his wife what I think he just called his wife
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 SHUT YOU SHUT SHUT SHUTTY SHUT SHUT BOT
Am I the only one thinking of a rapping moose driving instructor rapping with dog?
Still better than 95% of Sound Cloud rappers.
WDYM “still”? Greatest single of the 17th century
greatest song since 1200
what is that supposed to mean? this is the greatest musical hit possibly to exist.
200%*
@@leftkidneyrikoYT suck my meat?
Sir Marshall of Mathers hath been quite hushed of late since this released!!! 🔥🔥🔥
💀💀💀
this hitting harder that the breaking wheel
Dis shit fire, me and the boys in Acre will be bumping this when we battle the saracens
Acre dosent exist
@@ryanzaofodastico it is a city in Israel
@@unfathomable3434 thougth you were talking about the state of acre in Brazil sorry
@@ryanzaofodastico that's all right
Acre does not exist
"My king is smart and wise, your king is full of lies" is actually kind of accurate though. People used to identify themselves based on whose subject they were
used to? they're called football fans
@@nofood4u936 football fans aren't people so the original comment is still correct
And this is also interesting with slavery to because slaves would get in arguments with other slaves so they would say that their master is better for this or that I’m pretty sure Fredrick Douglass said they would get so bad some slaves would try to win by saying stuff like “well my master is better at whipping that yours” or “my master is crueler than yours” so they would quite literally find any way to win
We still do.
“Stupid republican!”
“Stupid libtard!”
@@Fredrickthe2nddo you have any idea where you heard this I need to know if this is true
Alright, we’re here. Sitting in a car
WE GETTING OUT OF THE EXECUTION WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
"Your wife smells
Of bad Money"
Holy shit, that is EVIL
sir williamson thy lil goes hard fr 🔥
I immediately went "DAMN" he went for the throat with that one!
Straight-out devious.
I don’t get it
@@fyretnt mans wife makes his wallet go empty faster than if he was paying for her onlyfans
"My sheep will, keep us alive
Your sheep will, fail to arrive"
Honestly, this line ruined the other guys career SO HARD that the sheep still hasn't arrived to this day.
6/6/2023 holy heck!!!! you guys really enjoyed this one
-TBSODedly
What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here! (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE X2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that.... I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Every like will bring the sheep 1 day closer to arrival
Absolutely, this man has no chill at all
delivery error please try again
whenever this appears in my recommendeds i have to click it it's insane
"Your biological mother in question that I am about to insult is so notably overweight! When she takes a step onto the milling factory, her footstep creates an immense force of energy that shifts tectonic plates to create an even greater force of energy that erupts from the ground due to your mother's immense size and weight!"
"my king is
Smart and wise
Your king is
Full of lies"
"B-But we have the same king"
". . . You quiet your air hole."
Hey guys! I just want to say that Markiplier's niece is gone forever for voting Trump LOL 🤣
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 who the fuck are you
This comment feels like things are about to get very French
@@naturalistmind no theyare about to get Englis
j'aime parler anglais
This hits harder than the bubonic plague 🔥🔥🔥
We’re going to hell
@@Snipeshotlolstraight to the boiler rooms of hell 😂
L + u have scurvy
this alone wiped out 2/3 of Europe
💀💀💀
"What did i made to him/her?"
His grand²³⁴⁹⁷⁶ grandpa:
0:01 I hear the Parappa driving instructor teaching me already
WE MAKING IT TO THE RENAISSANCE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥
WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE BYZANTINE WITH THIS TOO 🔥🗣💯💯💯
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE BATTLE OF NORMANDY WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💀
@@xxx.sfeeju.dpnshfpqpmspzbmfWhat is bro on about?
WE’RE GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THE BUBONIC PLAGUE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@@stevendamavandi3482 .
This hits harder then an angry land lord to disobedient serfs.
@Emperor of the Oudh State as a russian I confirm
Very distinguished way of politely mentioning your fellow countryman's problems
I so very badly want to show this to a medieval farmer and tell him to sing it to the person they hate the most
that gent is spitting BARS
thy lyrics is absolute FIRETH
Spitting ingots you mean?
He’s spitting plague spors
Such a sick rap, reminded me of the black death
A
Thy piece of melody hence presented upon thee is certainly delightful
This beat truly slaps i sayeth. V'ry much fireth!
Such a flaming tune. Tis certain to nettle some bottoms.
This ironic upon seeing your name XD
He served this one on a round table 💀💀💀
Dang, it is so addictive I simply cannot stop listening to it! :D
To quote the great William Shakespeare: "Villain, I have DONE THY MOTHER"
No. You read that right, and it means exactly what you think it does in context. it was stated by Aaron during a Maurie show situation. And yes, Aaron is honestly the best character in Titus Andronicus.
The jokes really that old huh
Honestly, yeah, that sounds like Shakespeare.
there's also "some are born great, some achieve greatness, some have greatness thrust upon them," which is a slow burner but once you realize it...
@@Vintage-Ace
"What have you done?"
"That which cannot be undone"
"Villain, you have undone my mother"
"VILLAIN, I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER"
Nah man it’s Titus. His cooking skills alone make him the best character.
These roasting skills are sharper than a damn guillotine
They slap harder than the strongest of ingots and burn hotter than the fires from my hearth
Actually guillotines we’re invented in modern history era not the
Medieval era
.
@@YaboyRamirezfromSAFC true... I'm french I should know xD
He is truly mistaken my comrade, for he shalleth stay hungry due to his mills not working and his lack of sub par maidens
WE MAKING OUT THE DARK AGES WITH THIS ONE 🥶🥶🗣🔥
What's the best for me is this isn't even a stretch. THIS is quite literally the medival equivalent of a disstrack and I'm happy.
yes
I honestly quite wish this was on most music streaming services
@@brasskail5036 Me too
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 shut up
I mean, the lyrics have a medieval theme, but the backing track and the melody were nowhere even close to medieval music. Still a fire diss track though
500 years later this still slaps!
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓 🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@Sanfedismo1192 🤓 and 💀
we getting into nobility with this one 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯
The fact that I know every single lyric to this song bc I watch it often is insane 💀
Even the apothecary can't cure the burns unleashed by this fire track. More devestating than the bubonic plague.
Too soon
@@thehitman691💀
We makin it outta the dark ages with this one 🔥🔥🔥
Indeed 😭 ❤️
Who let blud cook bruh??.🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
yes
WE MAKIN OUT THE BATTLE OF TOURS WITH THIS ONE!!
WE FINNA CONQUER IN THE CRUSADES WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️📢📢📢
WE GETTING SENT TO THE GUILLOTINE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥
These roasts hit me and the acquaintances on an emotional level
You really showed that peasant. Pure Flames
"Your wife smells of bad money"
Yooooo did he just call that dude's wife a strumpet?
An odd and partially polite way of saying your wife's a ho.
Yes. Yes he did. Haha!
What is a strumpet?
@@theclickening6668 google exists. archaic word for prostitute
@@theclickening6668 medieval age ho's
making it out the dungeon with this one 🗣🔥🔥🔥
We going back to medieval ages wit dis one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️😈😈😈🔥🔥🔥
My cavalry is swift and precise
Your cavalry is crawling with lice
My navy skips the tide full of spree
Your navy lies at the bottom of the sea
My footmen trump like the ace of spades
Your footmen fall by grass blades
🔥
@@grant3934 more fire than the Great fire of rome
My castle is made of bricks
Your castle is made of sticks
@@ollikoskiniemi6221My Logistics are delightful
Your logistics are quite awful
@@History_Nurd My armor is bright and shiny
Your armor is from your heiny
"Your wife smells of bad money" is actually such a good roast god damn
My wife is crying on my shoulder it was so good
Effectively calling her woman of the night lmao
@@edgarloike OHHHH So that's what it meant! I thought he's implying the wife is just bad with money lmao
I love how he used the parappa level 2 song
You are grinding on the competition like it’s Indian spices 🗣️🔥🇮🇳🌶️
0:55 Bro, you didn't need to do him so dirty like that
My man politely said the other guys wife is a b
Literally
"With all due respect, sir, your wife's a hoe."
WE MAKIN IT OUT THE DUNGEON WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
LES GOOO 🔥🔥🔥
That Parappa the Rappa/Can beat will always go hard 👌🏻
L+Heathen+No Damsels+Get Seiged +Touch Gold
Damn, this shit hits harder than a cavalry charge! Spitting fire hotter than the blacksmith's furnace yo!
And his lines are sharper than a executioners axe
Straight flames. You could burn a witch on this shit
i completely agree
cringe
@@BalloonFN look at this
man doesn’t know what humor is
This dude doesn't roast, he burns at the stake.
bro said "disregard maidens, gain currency"
We definitely getting to see some ankles with this one boys