NICEE - Big Firebird EX-01 Arcee Transformers | JobbytheHong Review

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    Here's NICEE - a JobbytheHong review of the Big Firebird EX-01 Nicee. This is a third party Arcee Transformers third party figure, an Arcee review. Based on its aesthetics, you can call this an anime toy review. This third party Transformers review is also a horror short film about Jobby trying to maintain his No Nut November, but that 3rd party Transformer toy, that Arcee toy, the Big Firebird Toy EX 01 Nicee Arcee, just might make him come...to his senses. It's more of a horror comedy. Of all the Transformers toys review you've seen, you haven't seen one like this. Please watch in a dark room with headphones and turn up the volume, thank you :)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @JobbytheHong
    @JobbytheHong  3 роки тому +1630

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  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions 3 роки тому +2268

    A moment of silence for all the potential NICEE buyers who clicked on this video looking for a review without knowing who Jobby is.

    • @Piledriver2006
      @Piledriver2006 3 роки тому +136

      The first video I saw was of a super articulated, third party Orion Pax that came out three months after this video. I clicked on this one to see how he would react to this figure. To my dismay, the posing portion instantly triggered the memories of how he posed that figure. So feel sorry for my traumatic experience

    • @jacobpdeleon2747
      @jacobpdeleon2747 3 роки тому +20

      @@Piledriver2006 good Hail to his satire

    • @jhonatannoriega9036
      @jhonatannoriega9036 3 роки тому +7

      XDDD

    • @prodimusfilms562
      @prodimusfilms562 3 роки тому +30

      A moment of silence for all the 11 year olds who clicked on this video looking for a transformers review without knowing who Jobby is.

    • @ichiko_sakura
      @ichiko_sakura 3 роки тому +6

      For me my first video form him is the MP Megatron 2.0

  • @nikolaoletic4650
    @nikolaoletic4650 3 роки тому +9621

    Great horror montage, but even scarier would be buying this figure pre-owned

    • @meteor_maniac
      @meteor_maniac 3 роки тому +652

      Horror film: The P R E - O W N E D

    • @notpinky9259
      @notpinky9259 3 роки тому +261

      clean before handling figure

    • @maciejrejowski4682
      @maciejrejowski4682 3 роки тому +142

      Plot twist, there's Corona all over it.

    • @kressy
      @kressy 3 роки тому +249

      It comes with a jar

    • @RemiScutlet
      @RemiScutlet 3 роки тому +71

      There are already videos of *it*

  • @LumakenStudio
    @LumakenStudio 3 роки тому +5251

    Ah yes, your transformation into Hideaki Anno is so close to completion. NICEE. Next step: remake of the hospital scene.

    • @cyclonus6042
      @cyclonus6042 3 роки тому +65

      Lumaken, we meet again it seems

    • @the9der352
      @the9der352 3 роки тому +32

      So who is the next Transformer VS?

    • @haleyleyley8951
      @haleyleyley8951 3 роки тому +64

      He remade the hospital scene on the kiryu review i think

    • @cyclonus6042
      @cyclonus6042 3 роки тому +16

      @@the9der352 personally, I would like a wheeljack, starscream Or shockwave video, but lumaken is the master here

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 3 роки тому +10

      Bruh, but whos gonna be on the bed

  • @blitz4467
    @blitz4467 2 роки тому +1563

    “The only thing offensive about sexy women is, they don’t talk to me”
    -Jobby

  • @blitzenthereviewingguy3082
    @blitzenthereviewingguy3082 3 роки тому +2108

    "The only offensive thing about sexy women is that they won't talk to me"
    Why must you hurt me by speaking the truth Jobby?

    • @patrikvizvari4486
      @patrikvizvari4486 3 роки тому +35

      How are you so wise in the ways of truth

    • @prettycool1780
      @prettycool1780 3 роки тому +18

      ha women cant hurt me bc im to much of a pussy

    • @patrikvizvari4486
      @patrikvizvari4486 3 роки тому +27

      @@prettycool1780 well Idk what to say...... I can speak to women, But When I speak to the one I like I turn into a vegetable mentally

    • @tonyyuu3421
      @tonyyuu3421 3 роки тому +3

      I really felt that bro u_u

    • @EriSoundtracks
      @EriSoundtracks 3 роки тому +4

      Sad but true...

  • @estebannomas3542
    @estebannomas3542 3 роки тому +1363

    "and just like any attractive women, she´s got a lot of baggage" - jobby
    damn, now im depressed

    • @kevinp.h157
      @kevinp.h157 3 роки тому +9

      Brother!

    • @NickRaeff
      @NickRaeff 3 роки тому +20

      “They hated him because he spoke the truth...”

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +4

      Hope Jobby isn't going full incel

    • @benjaminklaassen4722
      @benjaminklaassen4722 3 роки тому +5

      Now *I'm* thinkin' of Prime Arcee. _Damn,_ that backstory was depressing.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 3 роки тому +3

      @@benjaminklaassen4722 Eh, it kinda just amounted to "I lost this guy, and I also lost THIS guy too"

  • @kressy
    @kressy 3 роки тому +2083

    "And just like any attractive women, she's got a lot of baggage"
    Setting the internet on fire again today mr. Jobby?

    • @theodoredexter6540
      @theodoredexter6540 3 роки тому +21

      Well mr eN eM some idiots just want to watch the internet burn

    • @NolanDraconis
      @NolanDraconis 3 роки тому +36

      Ok now we know what Jobby’s least favorite month and it it November

    • @makyrgamyng9424
      @makyrgamyng9424 3 роки тому +37

      He didn't start the fire..... But he can make a profit sweeping up the pire....

    • @theodoredexter6540
      @theodoredexter6540 3 роки тому +18

      @@makyrgamyng9424 he didn't start the fire....... It's the end of the month but things are looking dire

    • @NolanDraconis
      @NolanDraconis 3 роки тому +11

      We do know he probably had this figure for a long time cus the last video was 4 weeks ago

  • @milkbar1407
    @milkbar1407 3 роки тому +307

    "We don't objectify wahmehn, we womenify objects"
    -Sun Tzu, probably...

    • @Chiayiklin
      @Chiayiklin Рік тому +7

      Which is a good way to Homage Woman and make them relevant even more yet they still find it offensive .......

  • @ludoletono
    @ludoletono 3 роки тому +1097

    "You can just SMELL their target audience." *Proceeds to show a picture of young Arin Hanson.*
    Lfmao, n1 Jobby.

    • @84everfan90
      @84everfan90 3 роки тому +45

      I mean really it's an insult to current arin hanson, and honestly he's needed to have his ego take a nosedive for the last 3 years.

    • @mrniggaman4783
      @mrniggaman4783 3 роки тому +20

      @@84everfan90 back to Twitter with you

    • @The_WIll_OF_D99
      @The_WIll_OF_D99 3 роки тому +2

      Who is Arin Handson?

    • @DragonWagonzXL
      @DragonWagonzXL 3 роки тому +3

      @@The_WIll_OF_D99 remember the game grumps?

    • @Brucifer2
      @Brucifer2 3 роки тому +11

      To be fair...in his art portfolio he was showing on one of his single videos a few years back for cancelled game products, he had sprites from Doki Doki Majo Shinpan...so this may not be that far from the truth.

  • @CinderUnit
    @CinderUnit 3 роки тому +3014

    No Nut November as a horror film, Still better than Hollywood

  • @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL
    @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL 3 роки тому +1774

    So much effort in Jobby's vids lately, we don't deserve it.

  • @TheOsiasya
    @TheOsiasya 3 роки тому +971

    I am a girl and I bought this, no regrets she's beautiful and high quality. This review is prefect thank you as always Jobby

    • @allenrichiez930
      @allenrichiez930 3 роки тому +97

      You girls exist?……….damn

    • @thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726
      @thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726 2 роки тому +29

      @@allenrichiez930 she is lying girls don’t exist

    • @allenrichiez930
      @allenrichiez930 2 роки тому +24

      @@thepinkgoblinwhounpluggedy3726 right right right right

    • @blitz4467
      @blitz4467 2 роки тому +44

      (The Osiasya): i am a girl
      (Every degenerate in existence): W O M A N???!?!!?

    • @christopher5846
      @christopher5846 2 роки тому +61

      @@blitz4467 projecting, are we?

  • @TelestoTheBesto
    @TelestoTheBesto 3 роки тому +2833

    This was both an extremely hilarious and disturbing watch.

    • @01Nexus
      @01Nexus 3 роки тому +15

      ikr

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 роки тому +45

      As every jobby video should be

    • @ajsparrow05
      @ajsparrow05 3 роки тому +18

      I refuse to believe this was meant for November

    • @kmbat4121
      @kmbat4121 3 роки тому +7

      I had to put up my blanket.............

    • @erickurquidez8944
      @erickurquidez8944 3 роки тому +8

      So same old jobby

  • @Noxuming
    @Noxuming 3 роки тому +1740

    This guy didn’t make a bad horror cinematic.

  • @saiah_yt795
    @saiah_yt795 3 роки тому +768

    I feel like he loosing his sanity a bit more than he did with split

    • @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy
      @SupremeLeaderOfTheBluepremacy 3 роки тому +49

      While Split was damaging through making Jobby so angry that he lost it, Nicee is a different kind of damaging. And Nicee is far more scary than Split

    • @aSlipperyDuck
      @aSlipperyDuck 3 роки тому +22

      He regained it with Unicron, then lost it again with Nicee

    • @saiah_yt795
      @saiah_yt795 3 роки тому +4

      @Karl KrausRecharged exactly, loosing just as much sanity as he did when he reviewed split

    • @saiah_yt795
      @saiah_yt795 3 роки тому +1

      @Karl KrausRecharged or how about bold forms gladius?

    • @saiah_yt795
      @saiah_yt795 3 роки тому

      @Karl KrausRecharged oh, I thought they were different figures

  • @roblesgabe104
    @roblesgabe104 3 роки тому +330

    Hong: "A giant robot wouldn't need to have giant *features* ''
    Fred perry: allow me to introduce myself

    • @notgray88
      @notgray88 3 роки тому +23

      Fred Perry is a master of the arts

    • @l.a.nproduction3
      @l.a.nproduction3 3 роки тому +2

      I'M WHEEZING! AJAJDJSJSKSNSNANSNSSNDNN

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 роки тому +15

      I know EXACTLY who you're talking about

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 3 роки тому +26

      Fred Perry is god incarnate
      He does not abide our rules

    • @atable1032
      @atable1032 2 роки тому +1

      Good shit thp

  • @austinsmith9911
    @austinsmith9911 3 роки тому +783

    The internet: Your feelings for her are not real... Jobby: THEY'RE REAL To me..!!

    • @louielou3566
      @louielou3566 3 роки тому +18

      Force Unleashed 2?

    • @CHR-0-MA
      @CHR-0-MA 3 роки тому +4

      @@louielou3566 yep

    • @louielou3566
      @louielou3566 3 роки тому +7

      I thought the combat was pretty good

    • @thekidd7650
      @thekidd7650 3 роки тому +1

      Hah! Nice reference.

    • @deft4184
      @deft4184 3 роки тому +3

      SWTFU2, fucking chad.

  • @ShartimusPrime
    @ShartimusPrime 3 роки тому +4472

    This was, by far, the most cinematic action figure review I’ve ever seen!! Kudos Jobby!! Died at the end! 😂😂😂😂

    • @optiTHOMAS
      @optiTHOMAS 3 роки тому +53

      YO MY BOI SHARTIMUS! Been watching you for years bud!

    • @rip9828
      @rip9828 3 роки тому +29

      You are the legends of action figures review

    • @devinweathers7520
      @devinweathers7520 3 роки тому +15

      He's got many talents and yet I fear for him

    • @lordsibuyasgaming9328
      @lordsibuyasgaming9328 3 роки тому +9

      Hi shartimus I'm a big fan

    • @EmilForsberg_GRYBO
      @EmilForsberg_GRYBO 3 роки тому +13

      *Ahem* his shin godzilla review would like to have a word

  • @gautamr9809
    @gautamr9809 3 роки тому +715

    "The only thing offensive about sexy women is that they don't talk to me"
    relatable af

    • @raylenn4444
      @raylenn4444 3 роки тому +1

      yup.

    • @theunknownwarrior632
      @theunknownwarrior632 3 роки тому

      Can relate also

    • @Theplaguehusband
      @Theplaguehusband 3 роки тому +1

      Not to me

    • @earthmanbrick
      @earthmanbrick 3 роки тому +12

      Oh....They'll talk to you....
      ''Go away, creep!'', ''Why are you staring at me?'', ''Ew, loser''....
      ...You just might not like what they have to say.
      ...seriously though, they're just people. I talk to many sexy women, they're usually just as shy & awkward as everyone else.

    • @CrashTestThumby
      @CrashTestThumby 3 роки тому

      Damn, I felt that

  • @Jeffzilla07PH
    @Jeffzilla07PH 3 роки тому +461

    this video has:
    - excellent horror
    - excellent humor
    - excellent darkness
    Everything is 100/100
    Top tier

  • @gojiking5456
    @gojiking5456 3 роки тому +860

    Anyone: "You can't turn No-Nut November into a horror-film scenario!!
    Me: *Agressively points to computer moniter with this vid*

    • @DeathMetalHead69
      @DeathMetalHead69 3 роки тому +1

      *Zip*

    • @nathanyoung3847
      @nathanyoung3847 3 роки тому +1

      Oh damn forgot it was no-nut November that makes this video 10 times funnier

    • @sleepyva7281
      @sleepyva7281 3 роки тому +1

      @@nathanyoung3847 if it wasn't there's no way he would have the strength

    • @longislandicedtea6323
      @longislandicedtea6323 3 роки тому +1

      Jobby would make one HELL of a horror movie director

  • @denisblaster5309
    @denisblaster5309 3 роки тому +639

    Jobby is such an underrated youtuber like he deserves more popularity cuz he brings back the early good days of UA-cam content.

    • @pickleduckvegetablebird9543
      @pickleduckvegetablebird9543 3 роки тому +40

      People should make their kids afraid of this guy like "eat your vegetables or the degenerate psychopath with four voices inside his head will get you at night and turn you into like him."

    • @Midtermsmi
      @Midtermsmi 3 роки тому +4

      @@pickleduckvegetablebird9543 they couldn't communicate and still don't have enough money to pay what he is supposed to do for more then a moment

    • @Midtermsmi
      @Midtermsmi 3 роки тому +5

      @X-Æ-A12 BBQ03 descibe *some people*

    • @jdexcalibur1989
      @jdexcalibur1989 3 роки тому +14

      I've followed Jobby for a long time and I can't believe he hasn't blown up. The guy has humor, can sing, and he is great.... but I don' know man... maybe his content isn't for everyone.

    • @nervousmilk
      @nervousmilk 3 роки тому

      stg

  • @emperorkiva8063
    @emperorkiva8063 3 роки тому +442

    Surf Shark:
    "Yeah, hum, y'know, maybe we shouldn't negotiate anymore."

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 роки тому +8

      Bout to say goodbye to the sponsor jobb

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 3 роки тому +1

      Surfshark: "Yeah, I THINK we may have sponsored a lunatic."

  • @silverlion1269
    @silverlion1269 Рік тому +69

    Bro Jobby being undone by a arcee figure is comedy gold

  • @grimlock5208
    @grimlock5208 3 роки тому +510

    Jobbys kinda like filthy Frank, I feel like there’s more lore than what’s given to us with all of his characters

    • @naubi463
      @naubi463 3 роки тому +18

      That's what ive been thinking too

    • @enshoma1673
      @enshoma1673 3 роки тому +6

      That's what I was thinking too

    • @nguyenmanh2101
      @nguyenmanh2101 3 роки тому +19

      Next thing you know he bust out a new successful career of film and music

    • @donelrico1688
      @donelrico1688 3 роки тому +9

      I’ll tell my kids he is filthy Frank

    • @bepis2457
      @bepis2457 3 роки тому +12

      @@nguyenmanh2101 ngl jobby has a nice singing voice so that won't be pretty surprising if he does

  • @primeboy1256
    @primeboy1256 3 роки тому +541

    His pheromone levels seems like he wants to mate with the figure

  • @armandleg3775
    @armandleg3775 3 роки тому +316

    This isn’t a review it’s a cry for help-

  • @groningen9670
    @groningen9670 3 роки тому +202

    I-I don't know how to feel about this figure. On one hand it is a clearly well crafted and beautifully sculpted figure. On the other hand, I would have absolutely no way to justify this purchase, aside from how... pleasant it would be to look at.

    • @thegk-verse4216
      @thegk-verse4216 2 роки тому +4

      @JT Bassmat Yeah nah don't go and switch the discussion

    • @Rorschach771
      @Rorschach771 2 роки тому +1

      I was about to say the other hand is doing something else while holding that toy.

  • @allenyeoh4337
    @allenyeoh4337 3 роки тому +210

    that grand set up and build up for that one punchline
    "that car has a pxssy"
    LMAO XD

    • @andihuang6760
      @andihuang6760 3 роки тому +4

      Finally. After all those shift stick jokes...

    • @SiegeTF
      @SiegeTF 3 роки тому +6

      Now someone just needs to paint or engrave that section to make it look like mosaic censorship.

    • @yanderekfcwaifu4524
      @yanderekfcwaifu4524 3 роки тому +5

      @@SiegeTF JESUS CHRIST🤣🤣🤣

  • @mootroidXproductions
    @mootroidXproductions 3 роки тому +1970

    Commenting a third time in a row to say that this has genuine merit as a work of postmodernist art. I could write an essay about this. It's got so much socio-political commentary to unpack.

  • @Fant
    @Fant 3 роки тому +1201

    When you think about it, Jobby "only" needs to check the articulation, talk about the accessories and add some small jokes but instead he makes some amazingly produced videos with great sense of humor and pretty consistently. We really don't deserve him

    • @castergilgamesh1778
      @castergilgamesh1778 3 роки тому +19

      True his videos are amazing

    • @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594
      @newchangeunlisted_viewer5594 3 роки тому +12

      True
      But man I'm just too selfish, i love his videos too much

    • @TheZamaron
      @TheZamaron 3 роки тому +11

      He's the 2nd best Transformers reviewer ever, Emgo being #1 due to him getting detailed on the figure, and having some funny gags and skits, as well displaying other figures to show scale. Jobby's a pretty close 2nd though, dude's fucking crazy sometimes and I love it.

    • @superbodoque7860
      @superbodoque7860 Рік тому +2

      Yes we do, I've been a good samaritan

  • @TheCorrodedMan
    @TheCorrodedMan 3 роки тому +53

    Jobby’s transformation into a Junji Ito character is coming along nicely

  • @gnrchmnmdl
    @gnrchmnmdl 3 роки тому +287

    The First 10 minutes: Go Jobby, you can do it!
    20 seconds later: he's gonna f**king lose it

  • @Zoffee662
    @Zoffee662 3 роки тому +1547

    Half of the video is literally jobby having a psychotic attack

  • @knightclan1334
    @knightclan1334 3 роки тому +453

    Man gotta love the cinematography

    • @DirectorOfChaos9292
      @DirectorOfChaos9292 3 роки тому +2

      It feels like the review takes the back seat though and it's annoying

    • @deadlifeseries4161
      @deadlifeseries4161 3 роки тому

      Cinnamon tografy

    • @theChain120
      @theChain120 3 роки тому +5

      He outdid himself again. Even the ad segment is sociopolitical commentary

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 3 роки тому +6

      @@DirectorOfChaos9292 you expecting a serious review from this channel with out it going downhill at some point of the video? Lmao

    • @miloarm_15
      @miloarm_15 3 роки тому +2

      I prefer the normal reviews but I have to admit that he is pretty good with these ones as well

  • @unusuallyoddacademy3401
    @unusuallyoddacademy3401 2 роки тому +49

    11:50 idk why, but whenever Jobby sing "Who Will Know" gives me chills.

  • @gabrielchaplin3156
    @gabrielchaplin3156 3 роки тому +170

    With JobbytheHong, it's never just a toy review.
    And that's why I always come back for more.

  • @solbadguy9025
    @solbadguy9025 3 роки тому +253

    "I appreciate that they are so honest with their intentions, which of course is pissing of Twitter"
    Does Twitter do anything more that get offended by everything these days.

    • @ngultrum1
      @ngultrum1 3 роки тому +26

      Reddit & forums are even worse. Twitter is just as ass about it. Hell, the "critic" Jobby uses in at the segment, is a known misandrist & hypocrite.

    • @toasty648
      @toasty648 3 роки тому +3

      No, no they dont

    • @DefiantYeast0426
      @DefiantYeast0426 3 роки тому +21

      Active, non-trigger happy, Twitter user here. If anything you say or do can be interpreted negatively, it will be.
      I said that the Star Wars Sequel trilogy has good cinematography and immediately someone thought I was saying cinematography was more important than story.
      Just. What? No.

    • @MrGojira95
      @MrGojira95 3 роки тому +5

      @@DefiantYeast0426 Exactly why I gave up Twitter entirely

    • @deltaknight2764
      @deltaknight2764 3 роки тому +7

      @@DefiantYeast0426 Triggering is like a domino effect. Someone gets triggered, then people are triggered by the triggering, then MORE people are triggered by the triggered people that are triggered by the triggering, and I think I should stop before this comment is as long as the Bible. The point is that people that demand minority inclusivity are just as against majority inclusivity. SJWs can be a bunch of blowhards that know nothing about the material and are just offended by a thicc chick.

  • @pixelguy9504
    @pixelguy9504 3 роки тому +264

    A no nut November creepypasta was made this day.

    • @brayden2x
      @brayden2x 3 роки тому +2

      Ya he failed for shore.

    • @nordindelosreyes3473
      @nordindelosreyes3473 3 роки тому +4

      God this video is sooo good. Definitely one of my favourites. Jobby I love you.

  • @ryantyanmyan2528
    @ryantyanmyan2528 2 роки тому +54

    I like how the drawing pad at 1:20 is the storyboard for the scene he’s in

  • @mrdude88
    @mrdude88 3 роки тому +451

    I died a little bit inside when Jobby showed and said “INSTRUTION.”

  • @nightlorde2481
    @nightlorde2481 3 роки тому +225

    I like how he casually just has 3 empty bottles of wine at his desk.

    • @bromicorn
      @bromicorn 3 роки тому +3

      I don't see what's wrong with that

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 3 роки тому +8

      *Come* the end of december, they won't be empty at all..

    • @respybarry
      @respybarry 3 роки тому +5

      @@ivanivan744 Clever bastard, lmao

    • @BotsandBits
      @BotsandBits 3 роки тому +2

      3 Bottles? That's a casual solo session mate :)

    • @fireninja1972
      @fireninja1972 3 роки тому +2

      He's got to keep up his supply for the streams

  • @fictionaddict3835
    @fictionaddict3835 3 роки тому +441

    Jobby just hold on. There's only a few days left!!

  • @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5
    @v4nd3l4yhomeboi5 3 роки тому +97

    I didn’t think we’d see more raw emotion than the Split video. I feel like the Split video is straight up insanity, while this video is deep psychosis.

  • @ancientnight
    @ancientnight 3 роки тому +462

    “Just like any other beautiful woman, she’s got a lot of baggage”
    Best pun of the year 10/10 would putinmyass

    • @johnsmithers284
      @johnsmithers284 3 роки тому +5

      It wasn't a pun

    • @eyywannn8601
      @eyywannn8601 3 роки тому +9

      It’s baggage.

    • @Sohendar
      @Sohendar 3 роки тому +1

      Everyone will have enough baggage by the time they hit 25

    • @zatchbell622
      @zatchbell622 3 роки тому +1

      Replace “women” with “woman” and “backage” with “baggage”.

  • @GrimdarkYT
    @GrimdarkYT 3 роки тому +602

    I wonder what Jobby's parents gotta say about their son this month.

    • @omegazero6082
      @omegazero6082 3 роки тому +48

      they are proud.

    • @elix9r
      @elix9r 3 роки тому +11

      *jobby

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 3 роки тому +66

      @@omegazero6082 probably disappointed but impressed he was actually able to turn his weeb power into an actual well paying career.

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 3 роки тому +29

      "I raised that boy"

    • @blackcat2333
      @blackcat2333 3 роки тому +6

      probably disowned him by now

  • @josh_miester_x511
    @josh_miester_x511 3 роки тому +681

    "just like any attractive woman, she's got a lot of baggage". Holy shit my sides!

  • @schnek8927
    @schnek8927 Рік тому +21

    Her face with the tongue sticking out is nothing but absolutely adorable and no one can tell me otherwise!
    *So cute!*

  • @chipperviews
    @chipperviews 3 роки тому +170

    This wasn’t just a review. This was the inner battle of the man trying to get through no nut November and he nearly lost.

    • @randomuser-mv7bb
      @randomuser-mv7bb 3 роки тому +18

      pretty sure he lost at the end. It's not clearly stated that he lost, but my sense told me so.

    • @zainiikhwan9405
      @zainiikhwan9405 3 роки тому +7

      This whole video is jobby contemplating failing nnn from some mecha figurine.....

    • @uhappynowuhappynow116
      @uhappynowuhappynow116 3 роки тому +1

      I already lost

    • @7771-e6x
      @7771-e6x 3 роки тому +1

      this video made me lose 😔

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 3 роки тому +267

    Review in a nutshell: Bikini armor robo Warrior teases Thai guy in NNN

  • @thepeterparkershow
    @thepeterparkershow 3 роки тому +327

    Dude, when he changed the chest pieces to a “squishy” chest piece... I fucking died. 💀

  • @SmauugKamui
    @SmauugKamui 2 роки тому +55

    To anyone still watching this review a year later to appreciate just how good of a cinematographer Jobby is, if you're like me and want to get your hands on this figure but would rather not pay 4 times its original price from resellers theres now hope. Look up the CDL-01 RC while you still got the chance. Essentially the exact same figure but this time with an actual G1 alternate head complete with her glasses! All the horniness you want with that tiny bit of nostalgia.

  • @camaku3084
    @camaku3084 3 роки тому +352

    And thus, the story of Jobby continues as he plunges ever deeper into madness

    • @somegeekyperson4645
      @somegeekyperson4645 3 роки тому +6

      No, he just lost his sanity probably tried No Nut November.

    • @makhond2498
      @makhond2498 3 роки тому +5

      some lovecraftian shit

    • @kylechavez5427
      @kylechavez5427 3 роки тому +2

      I will be not surprised if the whole channel has some hidden story

    • @goten3268
      @goten3268 3 роки тому +1

      I don't even know how it can get worse, but it does

    • @elcolaemono6557
      @elcolaemono6557 3 роки тому +1

      @@kylechavez5427 we need jobby's lore

  • @kociarzultimate384
    @kociarzultimate384 3 роки тому +426

    Unpopular opinion: back kibble on this figure is not that bad, it has nice look to it

    • @partyrock4144
      @partyrock4144 3 роки тому +15

      True. When it doesn't hold back the overall figure

    • @SailorPupitar
      @SailorPupitar 3 роки тому +16

      It's like the anime/game style exosuit, like Wingdiver from Earth Defense Force. Usually some back thrusters and shoulder wings, but then a bunch of random control surfaces jutting out the back.

    • @kociarzultimate384
      @kociarzultimate384 3 роки тому +8

      @@SailorPupitar also lower parts kinda look like flowing parts of cape/coat or other clothes

    • @terischannel
      @terischannel 3 роки тому +10

      Would you say it has a nicee look to it?

    • @likehowdudehelp
      @likehowdudehelp 3 роки тому +2

      @@terischannel go. now

  • @toadboydude5015
    @toadboydude5015 3 роки тому +331

    "The robot mode absolutely sucks!" Well, you're not *wrong*

    • @b0ntr0n47
      @b0ntr0n47 3 роки тому +34

      Her little mouth isn't big enough, I speak from experience.

    • @toadboydude5015
      @toadboydude5015 3 роки тому +5

      TMI

    • @hime1896
      @hime1896 3 роки тому +6

      Ayeeee pog

    • @noreeaki
      @noreeaki 3 роки тому +7

      @@b0ntr0n47 uh oh

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 3 роки тому +8

      @@b0ntr0n47 This man did the research like a true chad.

  • @joseluissifuentes8639
    @joseluissifuentes8639 3 роки тому +33

    13:44 Jobby recreating the Fnaf jumpscare

  • @NerdySatyr
    @NerdySatyr 3 роки тому +200

    That was legit unsettling/uncomfortable. It was perfect, well done.

    • @nutbut312joe5
      @nutbut312joe5 3 роки тому +9

      Also with a hint of depression

    • @troodon9577
      @troodon9577 3 роки тому +3

      I never thought I'd be more scared of a transformers toy review more than I would for Bumblebee's life in any series.

  • @iwatals400
    @iwatals400 3 роки тому +145

    I’d like to imagine that Jobby is a character in the FilthyFrank lore, where he was a botched clone of Frank before Chin Chin made the successful clone. Chin Chin regarded Jobby as an abomination and cast him out which caused him to go insane and would imagine his own friends like the greedy businessman and Swivel Man.

    • @FrozenVibraniumProductions
      @FrozenVibraniumProductions 3 роки тому +8

      How to favorite a comment?

    • @steamy9829
      @steamy9829 3 роки тому +1

      this sounds entirely plausible

    • @frenchfriedbagel7035
      @frenchfriedbagel7035 3 роки тому +3

      He’s the true reincarnation of Filthy Frank.
      Returning to us through a medium that quite literally none of us could’ve ever predicted.

    • @Bundo0
      @Bundo0 3 роки тому

      you ever heard off randowis?

  • @bedrocktailor3226
    @bedrocktailor3226 3 роки тому +292

    Someone make an optimus prime with the body of chris evans to shut critics up.

    • @41tinman41
      @41tinman41 3 роки тому +22

      You say that now, but they might actually do that and everyone will lose their shit.

    • @RedAlertIt
      @RedAlertIt 3 роки тому +13

      Excuse you, we have had Car Robots Fire Convoy since 2001.

    • @uainjansun
      @uainjansun 3 роки тому

      @@RedAlertIt *2000

    • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
      @diegodankquixote-wry3242 3 роки тому +4

      *Rich Evans

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 3 роки тому +5

      @UDon'tKnowMe It's more like, these characters\comics are all created\drawn by cis men (for the vast majority) so they are naturally unable to do a good job in objectifying those male characters the same sexy\sensual way they do the female ones, so the difference is really jarring and the audience notices it(and complains about it, which leads to more complains from people that don't even read them but see the discourse on Twitter).
      And I assure you that men whine about very noticeable male objectification\fanservice as well.
      That's why the good answer to the "fanservice problem" is not censor, but simply sexually objectify the male characters just as much as the female ones, so everybody is happy.
      Have you ever seen that Kylo Ren half-naked scene in The Last Jedi? That's an example of good male objectification\fanservice that worked very well on pretty much everybody. And btw many men cried about it💁🏻‍♀️

  • @TheDoomsdayzoner
    @TheDoomsdayzoner 3 роки тому +18

    8:32 :
    Jobby's Girlfriend watching this(probably)
    - "Am I a joke to you? “

  • @krigsy7610
    @krigsy7610 3 роки тому +272

    13:26 even the tiny 'zillas are in spooky mode 🤣

  • @Bryan-zy9hg
    @Bryan-zy9hg 3 роки тому +187

    A H E G A O R O B O T
    A H E G A O R O B O T

  • @kyracarter8565
    @kyracarter8565 3 роки тому +245

    I think we all knew what we getting into when the Shin-Jobby logo showed up.

  • @Raging_Asura
    @Raging_Asura 3 роки тому +60

    Days without Jobby having a mental breakdown during one of his videos: 0

  • @marckevinjavier1897
    @marckevinjavier1897 3 роки тому +242

    I dont know why Jobby released this nearly at the end of NNN but it won't sway the others from falling. Stay strong brothers.

  • @thenotsoamazingchannel3879
    @thenotsoamazingchannel3879 3 роки тому +170

    "Lord Megatron the quarintene has affected my sanity"
    Starcream/jobby the Hong -2020

  • @W1zBiz
    @W1zBiz 3 роки тому +289

    This is basically the Jennifer's Body of figures. Promoted for all the wrong reasons.

    • @battleupsaber462
      @battleupsaber462 3 роки тому +6

      Best analogy i've read in quite a while

    • @W1zBiz
      @W1zBiz 3 роки тому +3

      @Creaky Biscuit its honestly quite impossible that you haven't seen the movie. It's a pretty good horror flick. But for context for my comment, the movie was promoted not for it's cool concepts and story, but for it's "sexual attributes". The movie stars Megan Fox, undoubtedly one of the most attractive women alive. However, the promotional team simply used her attractiveness to promote the movie, sexual and all. The promotional team even planned for her to hop on porn sites and promote the movie. It's very messed up, given how the movie offers more than "MeGaN fOx HoT".

  • @oliverdeath8489
    @oliverdeath8489 3 роки тому +22

    This whole video screams: "Aaaah, that brotha starvin."

  • @MysteryConvoy
    @MysteryConvoy 3 роки тому +154

    Oh god, Jobby's losing his sanity even more.

    • @ne0n188
      @ne0n188 3 роки тому +3

      At this point you should question its existence

    • @tylerflory9373
      @tylerflory9373 3 роки тому +3

      At this point, youtube's just massacre-ing our hong. Even then, he finds some way to entertain us all, even without song and swivel

  • @Sinononon
    @Sinononon 3 роки тому +61

    Others: The hell kind of video is this?!
    Me: Its a Jobby review.
    Others: Its f*ckin' weird.
    Me: Nah. You get used to it.

  • @theoneaboveall9930
    @theoneaboveall9930 3 роки тому +65

    Alternate title: Man struggles with NNN while so close to the end, as he talks about a sexy robot.

  • @largebird6048
    @largebird6048 2 роки тому +11

    "so small but yet so do-able" got me crying with laughter

  • @Draco-1400
    @Draco-1400 3 роки тому +171

    Heavy breathing: NO MADOKA GODZILLA PRIME NO KISSES!!!!!!

    • @supergiganprime54
      @supergiganprime54 3 роки тому +5

      *angry Godzilla roar*

    • @rakadean39
      @rakadean39 3 роки тому +4

      There is kisses in evangelion horror style section in the end

    • @ranwolf7650
      @ranwolf7650 3 роки тому +5

      Nicee got two Godzilla motorboats

    • @zrtaylorfoxy5170
      @zrtaylorfoxy5170 3 роки тому +1

      this is a dark day for idiots that think jobbys content is good. this is a joke jobby is a great guy

    • @Draco-1400
      @Draco-1400 3 роки тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

  • @spinnyboi5659
    @spinnyboi5659 3 роки тому +187

    People getting offended and protesting against this video, don't really understand that those horny-ass scenes were done in favor of a thematic message. I probably sound like an apologist who likes seeing hot sexy robot girl and fat asian man funny, which I do like seeing hot sexy robot girl and fat asian man funny, but I actually think that there is a hidden message here. This is my pretentious interpretation:
    Jobby's innocence is being eaten away by his desire for.....ummm you prolly know what I mean. That is the reason for the "I didn't need this" montage, which is probably my favorite part of the video. He wishes to reverse this change and return to his innocent self. This hunger is a product of the imperfection of the human race. We are all prone to turning into a horny basement-dwelling fuck. No one just starts that way. I'm as hooked on this storyline as reaction channel Job-I mean totally Diamondbolt definetely not April Fools joke reaction channel.

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 3 роки тому +8

      Essentially, , this is the "Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore"

    • @rushwinscorptamondong9461
      @rushwinscorptamondong9461 3 роки тому +6

      We all want to revert back to being innocent atleast some of us wants to

  • @jinjeredge
    @jinjeredge 3 роки тому +71

    I'm starting to feel convinced that Jobby is just Shinji post Evangalion.

    • @animeking1357
      @animeking1357 3 роки тому

      Maybe we've been watching Rebuild 4.0 the whole time!

  • @clawofthefallen
    @clawofthefallen 3 роки тому +25

    Seriously... This is your "JOKER".
    It's a genre breaking masterpiece.

  • @Ejack69
    @Ejack69 3 роки тому +220

    Nobody:
    Jobby at 4am: it’s showtime

  • @sixela2268
    @sixela2268 3 роки тому +218

    Everyone: hobby does late night vid so tired.
    Me, a European: laughs in 11 am

    • @king-fool
      @king-fool 3 роки тому +2

      Right you are, my Friend

    • @lucarioknightb7685
      @lucarioknightb7685 3 роки тому +3

      *laughs in night shift*

    • @mimikyu4640
      @mimikyu4640 3 роки тому +4

      me, vibing in china: *laughs in 8pm*

    • @rusty2304
      @rusty2304 3 роки тому

      @@mimikyu4640 me, vibing in the Philippines: laughs in 9:02 pm

    • @yes4418
      @yes4418 3 роки тому

      I watched this 5 hours ago 6 pm

  • @conormcmullen6437
    @conormcmullen6437 3 роки тому +353

    I really hope Jobby understands how incredibly talented his videos are and how well his humor comes across. He has managed to capture the essence of Filthy Frank and run with it for his own style. This was a masterpiece.

    • @MechanicalRabbits
      @MechanicalRabbits 3 роки тому +24

      I'd say he's left his Filthy Frank era behind and evolved past it. You could see the Frank influence clearly on older videos, but here I see a different style that's purely Jobby. He's found his own style and its awesome.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 2 роки тому +1

      What about this is reminiscent of Filthy Frank?

  • @TurtleGod2
    @TurtleGod2 3 роки тому +28

    Yo is Jobby doing okay? He really fell apart since “Split”

  • @kaydenchanthavongsack-ho8916
    @kaydenchanthavongsack-ho8916 3 роки тому +173

    They don’t call me bat man for nothing, positive and nocturnal

  • @goldenarmored4002
    @goldenarmored4002 3 роки тому +356

    What i expected: Cheap NNN jokes
    What i got: A cinematic video about the horrors of NNN and Surfshark VPN
    edit: Some copy and paste things in my folder were there, it wasnt a joke

  • @renzero2661
    @renzero2661 3 роки тому +145

    So this is why papa jobby was gone for so long, he said he'd buy milk then returned with a whole cow farm.

    • @spacetacos7574
      @spacetacos7574 3 роки тому +4

      That cow farm was self made

    • @FancyNeon
      @FancyNeon 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think that's milk

  • @mikestudioz216
    @mikestudioz216 2 роки тому +18

    Am I the only person to enjoy watching Jobby trying to “hold it together”?

  • @jkerthe1944
    @jkerthe1944 3 роки тому +415

    11:02 lets be real, i want this verson of the song

  • @travishamel7594
    @travishamel7594 3 роки тому +64

    As a tragic introspection featuring several personalities and seemless transitions, to which a diverse casts acts to near perfection, I will submit this to the Oscar Board for consideration in all categories.

  • @javelin_if
    @javelin_if 3 роки тому +95

    Imagine Jobby as a the main character in blockbuster horror/thriller movie

  • @alexsilva28
    @alexsilva28 3 роки тому +42

    Holy shit this is so well made! All those art house abstract horror film tropes lol.
    I was able to guess what the next one would be and even pictured what the trailer shots would've been if this was a movie. Simply brilliant and hilarious
    Edit: Only missing a gratuitous b&w scene

    • @danielmejias7609
      @danielmejias7609 2 роки тому +1

      Dude im watching this in 2021 i can just imagen a fan made trailer and the tittle would be NNN, as in, No Nut November. it would be funny and scary at the same time it sounds amazing what do you think

  • @keegangundam8113
    @keegangundam8113 3 роки тому +294

    Jobby, are you okay? Do you need someone to talk to?
    And No Nut November is almost over, so you can... let loose soon.

    • @speedboiae86
      @speedboiae86 3 роки тому +16

      No-Nut November was cancelled this year due to the Coronavirus.

    • @turtleninja16tn66
      @turtleninja16tn66 3 роки тому +4

      The fact that this is 69 likes makes this even better

    • @frogking307
      @frogking307 3 роки тому +3

      I forgot about no nut.

    • @turtleninja16tn66
      @turtleninja16tn66 3 роки тому +1

      *>127 likes* You guys ruined it. It hasn't even been 38 minutes and you ruined it.

  • @GodzillaMendoza
    @GodzillaMendoza 3 роки тому +52

    How on Earth did that ad get approved? It was amazing

    • @spencer7618
      @spencer7618 3 роки тому

      My Man

    • @returnedtomonkey8886
      @returnedtomonkey8886 3 роки тому

      Fancy seeing you here. It's the second time i see a UA-camr i like who also watches Jobby. First time was diamond bolt.

    • @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284
      @dmoneystop-motionstudios6284 3 роки тому

      An yes the famous underground/underated UA-cam trio has been assembled

  • @Jozime
    @Jozime 3 роки тому +224

    all 0.0001% of women watching this channel unsubscribed and had a deep think about the male species

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 3 роки тому +27

      Yes, but before doing that, I dropped a like👍

    • @EdgyEmoLoliconBoy
      @EdgyEmoLoliconBoy 3 роки тому +5

      LOLOLOLOL

    • @thecianinator
      @thecianinator 3 роки тому +9

      I like to think women deserve more credit than that

    • @dydytirado9873
      @dydytirado9873 3 роки тому +21

      On the contrary, my friend, now I can't stop thinking about having my hands on this...elegant....model...

    • @schnek8927
      @schnek8927 3 місяці тому +1

      @@thecianinator Ideally, yes.
      Realistically, no. Not even slightly.

  • @eggo76
    @eggo76 3 роки тому +39

    goddamn, jobby could actually be a great director.

  • @excrementgaming7764
    @excrementgaming7764 3 роки тому +39

    Plot twist : This is an alternate universe where the second and third impact never happened and Shinji = Jobby

  • @derhugo0135
    @derhugo0135 3 роки тому +57

    14:04 "The Kubrick Stare" is one of director Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques. A method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that they are at the peak of their derangement

  • @frit1347
    @frit1347 3 роки тому +35

    Jobby officially has more than 10 personalities, quarentine has affected him more than any of us

  • @duyphan4617
    @duyphan4617 2 роки тому +5

    RIP for Jobby's trying to SURVIVE NNN

  • @kinettleyt5945
    @kinettleyt5945 3 роки тому +76

    Welcome back to another episode of “Let’s watch Jobby try and fail to maintain a grip on his sanity over an action figure.”

  • @goblinkingofvosaken8437
    @goblinkingofvosaken8437 3 роки тому +161

    Split: wrath
    NICEE: lust
    That’s 2 of the deadly sins what sin will jobby do next?

    • @syedsyclone6827
      @syedsyclone6827 3 роки тому +18

      Normal Jobby: Gluttony
      Benny Fine: Greed

    • @ghostspark8053
      @ghostspark8053 3 роки тому +7

      Whenever he goes on long unexplained breaks it's sloth

    • @ToaDaGardeKat
      @ToaDaGardeKat 3 роки тому +4

      JobbytheSlob: Sloth

    • @lekuba7679
      @lekuba7679 3 роки тому +5

      Jobbys Godzilla collection: pride

    • @codered1132
      @codered1132 3 роки тому

      Hotel: Trivago

  • @MasakiHana
    @MasakiHana 3 роки тому +127

    Imagine if Jobby gets to know the existence of Valsione and Fei-Yen I can't imagine his reaction to it....

    • @bedrocktailor3226
      @bedrocktailor3226 3 роки тому +12

      Nah, those don't got nothing on this one. It almost got me to develop a new fetish.

    • @anggarakarana4118
      @anggarakarana4118 3 роки тому +3

      Ok, we don't need to make him fall into that hole too

    • @nedlan1857
      @nedlan1857 3 роки тому +3

      Nah thats is too safe..this one is the epitome of NSFW..

    • @MasakiHana
      @MasakiHana 3 роки тому +5

      Fei-Yen is literally the most lewded female robot up there with Nobel Gundam, Valsione and Angelg, that's aside from mecha musume which is a different category, also Jobby already knew about *Kiss Players*

    • @UnnamedSeeker
      @UnnamedSeeker 3 роки тому +1

      @@MasakiHana At least Fei-Yen is still more robotic looking than even Nobel. Though to be fair I think Jobby is more Fairlion type.