John XII: The Worst Pope in History
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
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John XII in the so-called Historia Ottonis by Liutprand of Cremona, by Paolo Chiesa, University of Udine: ddd.uab.cat/pu...
The Reconstruction of the Civilization of the West, from Charlemagne (Transitio Imperii) to the Era of the Crusades: ia800708.us.ar...
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you look better bald
Can't wait until the 24th Century where baldness is not a disease. (Captain Pickard.)😁
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that would be a great idea. Custer was more than the FUBAR on the Greasygrass or in other words Custer's last stand.
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"Come on Zeus, give me six!"
-Pope John XII
Oversimplified viewers
I love you-
Oversimplified!
(gasp)
2:05 - Chapter 1 - You slapped the wrong guy
4:50 - Chapter 2 - Poor general, master schemer
7:25 - Chapter 3 - The ottonian privilege
10:15 - Chapter 4 - Poor schemer, worse general
12:05 - Chapter 5 - A judas & a devil
14:25 - Chapter 6 - Revenge of the pope
Do you collab with Simon?
You are a legend!
☝️👈👉👇
"Copulating with the stamina of the duracell bunny in heat," is a quote worthy of Shakespeare
Thanks for this interesting video.
I was homeschooled in an evangelical cult and only learned whitewashed, approved history.
I’ve been taking the time to educate myself now that I’m out, and I really enjoy listening to your channels. Your content is a highly digestible supplement to the courses I’m listening to. Thank you for that.
I am sorry you were in a crazy cult. That's awful! I hope things are better for you these days.
I had a lot of my early upbringing in a similar cult...the Roman Catholic Church, and their history is probably just as much a whitewash.
The Bible is the only way.. stay away from cults like Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam and Buddhism
@@skivijimmy - Christian theology seems, to me, to be the same… a death cult. Even the head god (aka “God the Father”) is shown throughout scripture to be the pagan god Yahweh (who was part of a pantheon). Christians don’t know the history and cultural context of the strange things they believe.
Why? Because they never dare to look outside of their own literature.
If you dare to do the research (outside of Christian propaganda), you may be surprised at what you find.
@@atheistmom3591 interesting stuff. Tbf in places where Christianity dominates, it’s hard to know where to look. What source would you recommend would be a good start if we want to learn more about the history of Christianity from a non-Christian perspective?
I remember that face from the Sam O’Nella video. I got excited seeing his face lol
Sire sir egg head Simon! Thanks I was just starting the mundane part of my job , it's nice to hear about someone to ease the task
Never thought I would see Ghost in a Bilgraphics video!
I love discreet packages through my door.
Ramzan Kadyrov bio??
I'm sure I'm not the only one wanting this. Especially with what's happening in the world now
Lol.
Bald guy selling hair potions.
Fail.
Nice to see Papa Emeritus making an appearance.
Try, quashed, and Crushed.
Why don't you upload these to Spotify anymore? I mostly use that when I am working, finished all on there, waiting for more lol
Simon is always spectacular, and again doesn't dissapoint.
On the other hand, would like to see more sports figures on the channel, like Jackie Robinson, Jessie Owens, Babe Ruth, and Bruno Samartino.
Keeps as a sponsor is pretty funny.
i started losing mine at 17
Hi
Little boys...
“While researching this guy I came across this wiki: List of Sexually Active Popes.”
Ahh yes, a man of culture I see...
Yeah, celibacy among monks is a more recent phenomenon than people realize.
Although many in The Church think it’s to their detriment when you look at the obvious stereotype about Catholic Priests.
@@NathanCassidy721 "celibacy among monks is a more recent phenomenon than people realize"? Who told you that?
@@AveChristusRex History mostly.
Granted I’m playing a bit loose with the term “recent” as saying fertilizer can be a “recent development” when put in the context of the whole of human history.
@@NathanCassidy721 Yes but how recent do you mean. The Fathers talk about virginity and chastity among monks and presbyters from the earliest stages of the history of the Church, including St. Paul.
I don't know if he's the worse, but Rodrigue Borga could give him a run.
The Borgias were wild but he sounds a bit wilder
at least he got stuff done
Not really. It's mostly myth and slander
Rodrigo Borgia was pretty tame, it's his son that was really evil.
Also urban the ll
Jesus: "Golden Rule..."
Pope: "Whatever..."
That would be a wild conversation for the Pope to explain
I prefer the ‘tossed out a window’ ending, if only because defenestration is such an awesome word 😆
I liked the picture that came with it.
The fact that there were two defenestrations of Prague is one I love.
The first time I heard that story was from Oversimplified 🤣🤣🤣
"Honestly, it was Self-Defenestration."
(that's how it's done today)
Need to do that to putin
“Fit as a fiddle while frantically fornicating with his friends”…try saying that five times fast😂😂😂
That. That, that, that, that.
I just did... Not much of a tongue twister at all
to be fair, Simon looks great without hair, it would feel weird seeing him with it
Lots of hair, just not on his head.
Scroll back to the original TIFO videos. He had no beard and it looks super strange
Bald works really well for some people but not for others.
I picture him having long flowing wavy hair as a youngster
Yum Brenner succeeded as a bald man, he was considered a heart throb. Bald can be an advantage.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: Papal Goon.
I never knew that Pope John XII was that mean. Now I can’t decide who was worse, Pope John XII or Pope Alexander VI. I suggest that you do a video about Pope Alexander VI.
I think he has done one with the Borgia Pope.
Don’t forget pope innocent the third who killed a ton of people as an example to his enemies among other things
I’d like to see a video about Benedict XVI, the only pope to resign his office and a former member of the Hitlerjugend (Hitler Youth).
Our boy Benedict XVI, known as Joseph Ratzinger those days, was six when Adolf Hitler became Chancellor in 1933. While the Roman Catholic Church’s official stance is that little Joesph Ratzinger was not a member of the organization on the basis that he was too young, enrollment became mandatory for Germans of “Aryan descent” age six and above in 1936 (Ratzinger was nine in 1936).
"The Worst Pope In History".... whew, that's some tough competition there, buddy. Like winning "Most Psychotic Roman Ruler".
How does one not look to the Heavens and wonder what the “Almighty” is doing; letting all this fuckery be done in “His” name?
Oh of course there will be slick answers, just as there are to all of the other gaping holes in the Biblical narrative. But still, God struck Lot’s wife down and let these arseholes muck about.
I thought same thing. God knows he had huge competition for this infamous title.
VOX POPULI 🤡 - VOX DEI 😇 Voice of the people is the voice of god ! 🤣
Meh, there's only a few psychotic Roman rulers. Not a great comparison.
@@blakerackley8874 no there's many,
Biographics, and coffee helps me get through my morning. Could you guys do Rodrigo Borgia also please?
I second this
Right here with ya, a vid on him would be great
Simon I just want you to know that the captions refer to "male pattern baldness" as "male pattern boners." I just want you to be aware of this. My face hurts from laughing so much.
Bwahaha😂
I had to screenshot it just to make sure I saw it right!!
My stomach hurts from laughing-
Wow real mature guys
2/3 men are suffering male pattern boners and you're laughing
LOL, I thought I was seeing what I wanted to not see. LOL
I love how you referred to him as "Not just some medieval chad".
12:38 Huh, they used a clip from one of Ghost's music videos. I guess its appropriate for John the XII.
Would you mind doing Governor George Wallace? I think he would be a great study seeing his ideals going from moderate to segregationist back to moderate would be very interesting.
He should do Theodore Bilbo
Man, this pope looks like a Sam O'Nella character.
Pretty sure there’s a Sam O’Nella about this Pope already. It’s pretty good.
@@mbgal7758 I know but the joke is that Sam himself didn't draw a character for that pope: siad he looked already like one of his characters and just pasted the portrait.
@@JoKad17 lol I forgot about that. I haven’t seen it in so long.
The fact that you used a clip of Ghost's music video "Dance Macabre" when describing the Pope's Satanic ties is brilliant and I appreciate it 😂
Simon Whistler is a Ghoul confirmed.....
I just discovered Ghost’s music and I’m
in heaven. They’re pretty amazing. I’ve seen their logo, known of them, but haven’t heard their music until recently. I’ve been missing out!!
Simon, your videos never cease to amaze me. They’re oftentimes filled with such rare unheard information, that it encourages me to do research of my own. Thank you for making learning so fun
Couldn’t agree more Sir!!
Hit the nail on the head friend, Simon has helped me learn more than i did in all of High school.
And everyone behind the screen, esp the writers! And Jen!
Well don't forget the editors and the writers
@@sharonb3939 wasn’t aware he had any, but I most definitely credit them as well
“Worst pope in history”
Leo X has entered the chat.
All the while Benedict IX and Paul IV are laughing in the background at these amateurs
You should do one about John “Jack” Reed. An American journalist, author, and communist activist who witnessed the Russian Revolution and is one of the 3 Americans to be buried at the Kremlin Wall Necropolis.
Kaiserreich vibes
I'm glad he's over there, better dead than red
@@jr2904 what happened to freedom of speech?
@@jr2904 lol
Fudge that guy! I want to see Papa Doc!!!
Simon I love your butchering of names it’s truly priceless
Aren’t all popes fallible and completely imperfect I mean really this is just one pope you’re talking about you should check out some of the others oh my word the stuff that they got up to
Papal infallibility is very precise - it doesn't mean they are perfect, and nothing they say is wrong.
Papal Infallibility refers to when a Pope uses a precise formula when speaking on Faith and Morals, which is universally binding on all Catholics and those in Communion with the Catholic Church. It's only been ever used a few times.
@@contrapunctusrex2499 There are some Catholics who firmly believe in total Papal Infallibility, as has the RCC at various times. The modern church, particularly post Vatican II, definitely supports your view, but, as with any organisation with a large number of followers, there are extremist outliers in the RCC, and Total Infallibility isn't even one of the more edtreme beliefs.
Papal history is so fascinating to me
Yes, it really shows the same ups and downs one sees in feudal and imperial dynasties, with a lot of Italian politics.
The reason why many popes like him are mostly from the past is because Government and religion weren't separated at the time, and it causes that to fight over money.
Worst pope? There were a LOT of bad popes. Do a top
Ten!
As a child that was raised Catholic, that was my first thought too xD . Like, _worst_ Pope? I'm struggling to think of more than three that were decent lol.
Yeah, thought Borgia was the worst.
I am extremely sure he already did a top ten worst popes years ago
The fact that you can even do a top ten is troubling
@@themindset4164 Agreed. I think a Top 20 would be more appropriate, if not more.
Day 188th of asking for Nicolae Ceaușescu vid.
Pope John XII is like the Caligula of the Vatican it seems.
Do one about the Cadaver Synod, the trial of a dead pope with his body on the stage.
He already did check out the Into the Darkness channel to see it
Between that and the Persian ruler who had the ocean whipped for its insolence, I'm just not sure which is more ridiculous.
5:36 "...in what should have been a glorious campaign- but no, it was a disaster..."
Wow. That hits hard right now. Slava Ukraini.😂
Ahh yes, the Pope that toasted to the devil and turned the Sistine Chapel into an XXX hotel
I hope he's 'enjoying' his eternal stay in hell
Not the Sistine Chapel, the Lateran Palace.
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but the footage used when listing off John's charges were all from music videos from a band called "Ghost"
I was wondering who else noticed. Love them and enjoying the reign of Papa Emeritus IV.
Papa Emeritus IV!!
Do a video on Eamon DeValera (1882-1975) please
Benedict IX has a pretty good claim to being the worst Pope as well.
Was that the Hitler jugend one?
Benedict IX could be the three worst popes.
@@josvercaemer264 no
@@josvercaemer264 Pius XII.
Cardinal 1: What did he do this time?
Cardinal 2: Ordained a deacon at a strange time of day
Cardinal 1: Pfft, who hasn't.
Cardinal 2: While...standing...
Cardinal 1: No big deal
Cardinal 2: Inside a...
Cardinal 1: Oh no, don't say it, don't SAY IT!
Cardinal 2: A...a...barn.
Cardinal 1: O deus meus
I loved the excerpts from the band Ghost's 'Dance Macabre'!! Wonderful!! 😊❤️❤️❤️
John XII looked really SUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Joey : I am the biggest womanizer ever
John the 12th: hold my wine
I've heard Simon mispronounce a LOT of things, but never thought Marquis would be one of those words.... Interesting
I've long been convinced he does it on purpose. Partly to stimulate engagement from people correcting him, and partly for the lulz.
Simon is not mispronouncing anything, as he's not using the etymologically French "marquis" but "marquess", which is a valid equivalent/synonym.
0:30 But why would you want to get a prescription without contacting an unbiased doctor? There are many reasons for MPB and depending on the cause of your baldness Keeps may not be appropriate.
You see this on-line "doctor" assuming he is actually an MD, do you think he's going to say, "Sorry, this product won't work for you.
Oooh, I love Pope biographies! Do a video on Benedict IX next 😁
Could we possibly get some biographics on less known figures during maybe prohibition for example or the Italian wars for example or even in India or something thanks for keeping me informed on historical and well known figures and facts Simon
I second the suggestion of lesser known people involved in prohibition. There were some really colorful characters involved on both sides of the issue.
I'm going to throw Carrie Nation out there as a candidate. She was an...interesting...woman lol. 😅
The Frasier Historical Arms Museum (in Louisville KY) had an exhibition about prohibition and it featured her.
My mom was commissioned to make the dress and hat for her mannequin, so I heard a LOT about her exploits.
Fantastic video as always. Thank you for the content.
By the way, would you ever consider doing a video on one of the old chess greats? Like Bobby Fischer or even older like Morphy.
Or the most important of all players and an interesting guy that is philador
@@RossM3838 Yeah I mean I love chess so any of the important players would be great 😁
Man if they thought appointing a 10 year old as a bishop was bad, someone should've told them what the church would do to 10 year olds later on.
*Already doing
@@hozonkai9967 Not necessarily. Celibacy in the Catholic Church only became a mandated ting starting in the 12th century IIRC.
@@anttibjorklund1869 10 was a marriagable age for girls back then. So yeah, it's always been going on
@@hozonkai9967 Yes, in that way it's been going on. But you're kinda judging them by today's standards. As you said, at the time it was legal. However, what I was saying is that priests were required celibacy only from the 12th century and thus it could be argued that only then it became a "no-no" irrespective of the legal age.
To be fair people didn’t live to be too old then. Being 10 might’ve been close to middle aged to some
Simon, whenever you have "worse" in the title, I have to click on the video and verify for myself.
How accurate are the portraits? He was between 27 and 34 when he died and that portrait looks like an old man.
Of course, if all the accusations are true, he very well could've looked like that by 34, given the "rock'n'roll" lifestyle.
Hey Simon your videos have always been interesting and fascinating to me. Can you do more videos of composers like Beethoven, Bach, Mozart ext. I'm a violin teacher for children and the kids I teach would love to know more about composers and since you can learn everything so conveniently on UA-cam might as well ask you. Thanks.
While John XII may not have been a shining example of papal authority and morality, I suspect that MOST of the charges leveled against him were Luther's fabricating them out of whole cloth.
Can you do a video on Otto I? One of the few Holy Roman Emperors who deserved the title
Yeah, I'm gonna go with worst pope ever. However, John also seems to be one of the more interesting popes, insofar as various accounts of his shenanigans.
The emperor Palpatine pope was up there on that list!
Why? Cause he was old and didn't handle the sex abuse crisis properly? Bush league.
I'm curious how much influence the Papacy had on religious wars and skirmishes throughout its history. I know of the various crusades waged in the name of Christianity by the Kings of various countries. Perhaps this could be a topic for a future episode?
The Catholics were responsible for many ugly things.
My hair started going grey at 15. I'm in my early 40's and its all there. It's grey but I have it still.
Do “Walt Disney’s Gummi Bears” and please put me in the credits.
The Gummi Bears of Gummi Glen are the last of a once great race of Gummis. Regarded by many as a fairytale they are gentle, loveable creatures who want to live in harmony with mankind - but sometimes it's not easy.
* A group of reclusive humanoid bears and a few trusted humans explore their lost heritage and prevent their enemies from exploiting it.
* Long ago, there was a thriving civilization of small humanoid bears called Gummi Bears. Possessing powerful magic and advanced technology, this race coexisted with humans until the growing rivalry forced the Gummies to flee across the sea, leaving only a small caretaker colony to prepare for a possible return. However, generations passed and the colony forgot their purpose even as human knowledge of the race faded into mere legend. All that changes when the colony meets a boy with a Gummi Bear medallion which unlocks the Great Book of Gummi which reveals lost knowledge of their past. Now the colony has dedicated themselves to the new goal to rediscover their heritage with the help of a few trusted humans while preventing new enemies like Duke Igthorn from exploiting that heritage to their own ends. It is a Medieval Animated Shows set in Medieval Times and animated and televised by Walt Disney.
It aired from 1985 to 1991
Also, I still request one on the author James Baldwin
Barely out of his teens when he became Pope, with all that massive power at the time? No freaking wonder!
Can we get a biographics of Alfred the Great? The greatest king of Wessex and the king of saxons
It's kind of have to be "one of the worst popes" but yet here he is
I'd like to see a video of Pope Stephen the 6th. Who put the previous Popes corpse on trial.
Been waiting for this one. History profiles did a great video on this guy.
Why not Alexander VI, the Borgia Pope? On one hand, a ruthless schemer and hedonist; on the other, a protector of Jews (which blackened his names).
Could you please do Sir Robert Walpole, Britain's First Prime Minister!
🙏
Things would have turned out better for the bald pope if KEEPS had been around in 962.
Biographics: "John XII: The Worst Pope in History".
Alexander VI: - Enters the chat. -
John XII: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary."
"fornicate off back to his home country" - Nice wording, very nice wording there... :D
As a Catholic, this is definitely a fascinating topic and video.
5:50 this king was a distant ancestor of His Holiness Pope Benedict XV. Interesting: the army of the worst pope, crossing swords with the army of an ancestor of one of the best popes!
Can't wait for your next video, Saint Pius X: The Best Pope in History 😊
Can you talk about how Bad Jewish popes were. I am an amateur historian. I know a lot about Christianity. The Jewish faith has a lot of sinister Men and their religion to
Another new channel?
It's official, Simon has discovered cloning.
Roman made A mistake by ditching the Greek/Roman Gods and Goddesses.
You got that right.
competitor for RASPUTIN :)
12:55 Ghost Dance Macabre music video lol
Speaking of Holy Roman Emperors, can you do an episode on Fredrick Barbarossa?
I would like to thank the person who chose the visuals on this video. You included some amazing things. As a potter/clay artist, I had to pause @07:53 I had to take it in, analyze, learn, understand. I thought about the person that made that. I thought about how they went about tackling all the tasks I know they had to do, to be able to make that. Procuring materials to make other materials. Stopping to get lunch. Finding somewhere/thing to eat. Its all the same stuff I do. In a thousand years will some potter be looking at my work, picking up details on my hands and eyes. Thinking about what my life was like? Yep, good graphics.
Worst pope? This guy seems like the only cool one
Keep your kids away from all of them.
Male pattern boners??? I don't know what that is and i don't want to find out! Sounds like a disease that strikes out at patterns. Either this joke was intentional or something went wrong somewhere with the closed caption. Either way this is a FANTASTIC START TO A VIDEO!!! XD
You can usually rely on cc’s to provide some unintentional giggles … not unlike msge apps that throw out ‘spell-checker’ as ‘spear-chucker’ … or, ‘Boris Johnson’ as ‘useless, fat, entitled, Eton-educated tosser’!😉✌️
Been waiting for this from Simon, history profiles also did a great video on him.
Here in the USA, it's the Energizer Bunny, but still funny as hell and another great episode
He may be one of the worst popes, but i think some of our modern popes should be added to the list, espcially the current papacy turning a blind eye to pedophilia in the church. If i was pope, i'd make it an excommunicable offense, as priests are meant to be celibate, no if ans or butts.
Yeah, especially when you know that Theodore McCarrick (Google him) was promoted to Cardinal even after people came forward.
Pedophilia has been going on in the Catholic Church for 1,500+ years. Only now, they're getting caught.
Very interesting story. Wow, a colorful life. Almost makes a mobster look like the saint😂
Didn't expect to see part of a video from Ghost in a Biographics video...
Please do one about William of Orange
what the heck is a "Duracell bunny"?
or are you just trying not to get sued
The Holy Roman Empire being founded by the worst Pope in history?
Now the phrase "not HOLY,nor Roman nor an Empire" is finally making more sense than the times we live in.
Can you do a biographic about Pope Julius II, the Warrior Pope?