EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER

The first day of school - whether it's being lost in the hallways, being the new kid, forgetting summer reading, or more, this is EVERY FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL EVER!
CAST
Ian Hecox
Noah Grossman
Keith Leak
Courtney Miller
Olivia Sui
Shayne Topp
CREW
Directed by: Ryan Todd
Written by: Ian Hecox, Ryan Finnerty, Monica Vasandani, Cole Hersch, Noah Grossman, Keith Leak, Courtney Miller, Olivia Sui, Shayne Topp
Created by Joe Bereta & Ryan Todd
Produced by Ryan Todd
Smosh Co-Founded by Ian Hecox & Anthony Padilla
Smosh Creative Director: Joe Bereta
Director of Photography: Billy Yates
Editor: Nick Agich
Senior Producer: Alex Hluch
Line Producer: Michelle Holman
Associate Producer: Rebecca Doyle, Garrett Palm
Production Manager: Andy Garwig
First Assistant Director: Garrett Palm
Production Designer: Tayler Nicholson
Art Assist: Steven Smyka
Camera: Brennan Iketani
Assistant Camera: Nick Goto
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Key Grip: Justin Thatcher
Sound: Ivan Harder
Hair & Makeup: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Cassidy Combs
DIT/Media Management: Taylor Cutler
Script Supervisor: Talia Brahms
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Behind-the-Scenes: Phil Mohr, Pat Egan
Post-Production Supervisor: Reed Brice
Colorist: Mike Burton
Production Assistant: Jake Sperling

[@GNRLKNB-kq9ge]

Legend has it...that Shayne is still roaming the halls looking for his class.

[@divinethundia9111]

G3N3R4L K3N0B1 ya

[@snakey2981]

You remember the guy in the locker he was the real Shayne looking for his class

[@SoggyDonkey913]

Love it

[@PlasticBrain1559]

🌚🌚🌚

[@purplecatloverrandompizza]

That was literally me today
Mostly because the 2 floors confuse me

[@zaydoesmusic]

1:41
"Thats happened to me before!" 😂😂😂😂

[@hfpenezat1138]

Abandoned Channel fr that got me

[@jiimmyplayz]

S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

[@spiffy7019]

3:37 Shayne’s hat rising off his head in the background made me laugh

[@irizzy13]

Llol

[@nicolabeale3914]

OMG yeah

[@AdamAloha808]

I thought I was the only one who notice that lol

[@vitaminmonkeys3819]

Ya that was so funnyyyyyy

[@petercullen9927]

How does his hat do that

[@Borschtt]

3:34 love how Shane's hat just levitated out of shock

[@chmepgudu8187]

Every field trip ever.

[@ghast4839]

XxXxeckzxXxX x Done

[@JackJEDDWI]

"I grew a foot over summer."
Lol, now I have 3.

[@nengguiang6384]

I think he ment it as in height

[@Charvii-cn6wt]

@@nengguiang6384 it's ....a......joke

[@nengguiang6384]

@@Charvii-cn6wt I just didn't know what he meant

[@Charvii-cn6wt]

@@nengguiang6384 it's ok . I get u

[@LedioBeats]

@@nengguiang6384 r/woosh

[@aishaalkaabi9164]

1:30 “ just kidding I went on a hot guy with my vacation and I met a beach and I kissed my family “ I’M DYING 😂😂😂

[@DS-fq3uf]

thats happened to me before

[@falsterino]

xD

[@stefanfiedler7822]

OMG! (OMG!)” that happened to me before”

[@honestysmith5209]

Lol

[@juliaespinoza7226]

ME TOo🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tastefilipino]

I love how shayne is just alone in the halls screaming “WHERE’S MY CLASS!!!!!!” 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

[@Devinity08]

Hope he finds his class 😔

[@vik3519]

Just shayne and his hat at 3:39 , best scene of this vid 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@bampam7731]

I was looking though the comments to see if anyone realised

[@miguelcorona415]

Bam Pam same

[@theimmunegamer8123]

DudeitsVik 3:38 is a better timing

[@EhthraP]

@@theimmunegamer8123 '

[@theimmunegamer8123]

Mr Trendz what

[@ammi39]

3:38 Shane’s hat was moving

[@Sirr.]

Creepy

[@miamartin1813]

lol i saw it 😂

[@tomm_4228]

That hat has seen some stuff

[@someonesmart5789]

Lol

[@thegoldenpeingun5820]

I laughed so hard at that

[@Apple-2345]

4:23
THEY KNEW ALL ALONG THAT WE WILL HAVE ONLINE SCHOOL!

[@brod5157]

Online school was a thing before corona

[@anderson74]

@@brod5157 it was a joke

[@ginger4539]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@santoshrailfan3442]

@@brod5157 r/wooosh

[@pselk95]

@@anderson74 too bad it wasn't a very funny one

[@remingtonchandler01]

The second last skit with Keith getting ready for online school was me in quarantine aha😂

[@leclipse2426]

As soon as I read your comment that skit played

[@CatOrCatto]

@@leclipse2426 wwowow

[@CatOrCatto]

@@leclipse2426 psdd

[@CatOrCatto]

Hrueh vffrgejakwvrce

[@kattherat6167]

Trueeeeee

[@sprite5798]

3:38 did anyone else see Shayne’s hat? 😂

[@dominiksosa7682]

LOL

[@ortology]

Yes and other people have already commented about it

[@habsburgsaxecoburggotha]

yes

[@Hugh_Jass1738]

Ortology don’t be a stuck up kid

[@Sean-gj4qc]

Yes I did LOL

[@minhucgamingvnintrovagamin5958]

1:32
S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

[@deadmeme3849]

Minh Đức GamingVn//Intro Và Gaming lol

[@pxvlqz]

??

[@Owen-yv4cy]

Minh Đức GamingVn//Intro Và Gaming l0l

[@smeaglesmegg1243]

@Minh Đức GamingVn//Intro Và Gaming
You can kiss your parents..? People do that, on the cheek.
If it’s siblings, that’s weird.

[@frankiewazzaz8965]

OH NO

[@fortnitekid1178]

“Guys I got school supplies too!” Was Shaynes last words lol.

[@bin5901]

L O L

[@charlesgardner7258]

Fortnitekid11 I like your Avatar

[@Caspelwasnotavailable]

M 5.4tlmpj

[@Caspelwasnotavailable]

M 5.4tý yplmpj

[@jimmyneutron5205]

3:39 why does Shayne’s hat levitate off of his head lmao

[@pestylucas7406]

They wanted to see too

[@CeeCeeCeeCeeCeeCee]

"I JUST GOT BOOBS, OKAY?"
*Boys hat floats up in the background*
Lol idk

[@NotoLumen]

Derek McNickel Am I the only one that's concerned about it this much?

[@a_sushi6183]

Jaxson Woods Look st it again, his hands are most likely not there due to the angle of his shoulder

[@abdobayouk5770]

Didn't even notice it in the back😂😂

[@issaaax5487]

Derek McNickel lol

[@28stabwounds90]

Derek McNickel 😀

[@Tatertot98]

Noah at the end is me every semester

[@queenemmers]

SaMe

[@stephanireazor4798]

Stephanie P same

[@thepenguinsaresecretlydonk3202]

Much true

[@user-uf9zn7tr6t]

Ugh exactly Steph oh fuck

[@mirzanuerin4905]

Steph I

[@romanramirez7847]

Remember when Ian also used to play kids?
Those were the days.

[@masonmahumed6161]

Ohh sweet Billy. We miss him

[@theqbash]

4:22 how dare you predict the future

[@O-man888]

Ikr

[@corvo6842]

How?

[@ryang2v]

@@corvo6842 online school

[@danthesheep2803]

IKR

[@SygoSquirrel]

That moment when you realize your not in a class with any of your friends

[@NoScopeDeezCups]

Kill me

[@KillJoy_Since2017]

Sygo Squirrel
Ikr
I literally only had 1 class with my friend all through high school and that was art

[@baddest_of_dongs]

😯

[@doge4lover439]

You´re*

[@kadenanderson5469]

Sygo Squirrel Where is my class X90
That one guy: where is my vagina

[@rhyswastaken4502]

My brain: You NEED to watch this!!!
Me:Why, its July?
My brain: Just because!!!!!!

[@centuries352]

Crazy Gacha Lady same

[@i3rooke906]

Sameeeeee

[@petridish3674]

Little did Kieth know that that was how we all would be starting this year of school... -_-

[@jstar2332]

1:45
*nugget has BECOME his worst enemy…*
*the*
*princible*

[@lukeelbourne5290]

Keath and Noah make really convincing girls like scarily so

[@jacksonthompson8012]

Nuna Jubidnas Keath 😂

[@abigailmae3441]

Nuna Jubidnas not bad looking either😂

[@ofwz]

Nuna Jubidnas [phone] Prank Call me 🤙

[@soleilplays5252]

Instinct Gaming Why would you do that?

[@helpfullifetime]

hhh where is my class???

[@emranalmukhaini2509]

3:38 like if you saw what the hell happened to shayne

[@green_grass2428]

His hat is flying

[@pretomsaha1294]

@@green_grass2428 fr

[@pretomsaha1294]

Never noticed that holy shit

[@Tshyld]

I was just about to make the same comment Xd

[@skyeweirdo]

I was dying of laughter

[@maxd1806]

3:43 with captions on 😂

[@dque8099]

3:38 shayne’s hat tho

[@minidirector3114]

Keith and Noah dressed up as girls is my new favourite thing!

[@justb0red206]

Kawaii Kayleigh Same

[@Militarizedband]

ITS A TRAP

[@yooperproductions7363]

What was your old favorite thing?

[@boiledfridge6270]

Kawaii Kayleigh that's GAY

[@josiahd.7203]

Boiledfridge fakks

[@thalukesta2112]

Courtney:" I went on a hot guy with my vacation meet a beach and kissed my family."
Keith:" That happened to me before." 0:52

[@cheeselettuce8150]

Lol if you click 0:52 he says "ass"

[@ethanhenderson1534]

SubToPewdiepie BigChungusYeeYee 😆😆😆😆

[@christinef4240]

Keith: that’s happened to meh before! Ehh

[@campbelljones464]

BECAUSE THATS #2 ON THE LIST OF PROBLEMS THAT ARE SLOWLY KILLING THE WORLD
(#1 is global warming)

[@dminuempyreu2275]

I WENT ON A HOT GUY WITH MY VACATION AND I MET A BEACH AND I KISSED MY FAMILY
-Courtney

[@kayleeterry1202]

Whoever did the subtitles for this episode is hilarious, so much commentary.

[@xenlol]

thank you :) i was the one who made it

[@jackjustjack5120]

“I grew 2 feet last summer!”
“No, seriously I grew two more feet 🦶...”

[@axeanimation2417]

3:39 Shane’s hat lol

[@cbsas.3772]

" Every New Neighbor ever"

[@rolsko1924]

Instinct Gaming You know people can figure out where you live by looking at that number.

[@bleach4347]

BB Studios you do releass its a fake number

[@jstar2332]

3:39 in the background shaynes hat strait up comes off 😂

[@lizette8183]

When the girl said something about she looked different the guys hat floated

[@fotuvea9771]

0:59 they look like actual girls

[@brianamondo2840]

IKR

[@og_idrxp7896]

Keith does but not noah

[@og_idrxp7896]

Can you like my video and comment nice video and watch it

[@sxzycc3771]

Noah especially

[@sacredanimationshd6142]

Sammy’s Make Up Vlog not Noah keith

[@animeloverjohn8105]

4:36 me everytime

[@bruh-xy6bt]

Yup XD

[@RudeSoup]

Shaynes hat rising in 3:38 was amazing!!

[@joely8302]

I just revisited all the Smosh school parodies since Covid

[@ejayshih6635]

who saw shayne's hat when courtney said she changed

[@iscool6647]

ME XD

[@kefeili1094]

like hoooooww did they do it like how does it work??? its super weird

[@aydanneilson-bourke7378]

Me

[@gregorygamershow9111]

Me

[@Stacy4ever]

Me to😂

[@AdrianSanchez-sr2tk]

Me: imma go to youtube to forget the fact that school is just starting

[@AdrianSanchez-sr2tk]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

[@willstarbailey]

wut

[@Azpiration]

u really don't get it..?

[@littlewolf0056]

Same

[@user-md4ip3nk7n]

Same

[@elijahkelly4307]

When I saw Noah with a wig and makeup on I had everything I ever needed in life.

[@CaptainCrazyYT]

“I went on a hot guy with my vacation and I met a beach and kissed my family”
“That happened to me before”

[@tommyduterte7526]

Did you see Shane's hat start floating by it's self

[@certifiedslater]

tommy duterte yes

[@mythman741]

tommy duterte yes lol

[@girlalmighty267]

tommy duterte *Shayne

[@sometypegamer5153]

tommy duterte heck yeah

[@charboy3095]

tommy duterte yup

[@shanesalva6632]

Wtf is nobody taking about the dudes cap in the background when Courtney said she got boobs!?

[@ZillaDrilla]

shane salva ikr

[@OGEdger]

He was staring the whole time then she said that she got boobs and his hat went up. I love that part.

[@kevinacevedo2689]

I saw it

[@diyamihere3592]

shane salva I went back to that and laughed so hard

[@joshuajoseph4184]

shane salva lol

[@thats.cringe]

Whoever is doing the subtitles you're killing it, theyre so funny

[@abstrusecandy5256]

Who’s watching this after being outa school for months cause of COVID?

[@Ben-pc9sy]

Me

[@guillermosauceda6871]

Me

[@aaronmitchell3040]

Me

[@balloon4376]

Why did you capitalize covid like that😂

[@lolaishotasf]

What do you think

[@quinintheclouds]

Don't forget the teacher mispronouncing every name and only half the students bothering to correct them cause... they never really remember

[@Angel-kk5vw]

Lol we had a kid called Ash and the teacher called him Ass

[@Xlousivee]

Angel kid named phuoc and teacher calls him fuck no joke😂

[@edgardflores5949]

quinintheclouds iI'm

[@oreos305]

quinintheclouds
Same... I don't want to be rude X3

[@adri._.]

quinintheclouds so true its usaly half the school year then know

[@-nameuser-2967]

Didnt you forget the moment when the teacher says "get in groups of (number)" and every says no being in your team.

[@nerdloser9987]

TheOneAndOnlyReshiram And then you're awkwardly standing in the middle of the classroom

[@giannanicole9136]

TheOneAndOnlyReshiram not knowing what the fuck to do and have a panic attack

[@kerosene5528]

TheOneAndOnlyReshiram when they're like "get in groups of two" and all your friends pick each other and you have to work with the weird kid

[@miranda5340]

R E L A T A B L E

[@jestle]

TheOneAndOnlyReshiram Y U P I'm the art kid and with every single art project everyone wants to be in my team...
I'm an introvert
It sucks

[@potatoman2335]

Nah, everyone starts panicking 10 minutes before the bell. Either that, or 10 minutes after

[@jofitzgerald4050]

TURN ON THE CAPTIONS WITH ALL OF THESE. THEY'RE SOOO FUNNY

[@CherryOakIsMyHandle]

LMAO THEY ARE

[@CluDv-pb5vp]

Lol I tried

[@nathaneldredge1836]

They look pretty normal

[@maxd1806]

Lol

[@xenlol]

thanks :) i made these captions tysm :)

[@bailebeck2925]

why is this so true

[@fintansky9369]

Baile Beck there are no lockers in high school though

[@jacobhogan3208]

yes there are...

[@ciprianomartinez1734]

No lockers in mine

[@jacobhogan3208]

might be a location thing

[@gurvmlk]

I believe my sister's high school had lockers, but then one summer the school was torn down, and rebuilt without them, so they were gone by time I got there.

[@opraclanofficial8237]

3:39 his hat flew up lol

[@natszn236]

Nahh the wind is blowing to hard

[@dorathemoose1568]

When online classes started: 4:14

[@SaucedoFilmsYT]

4:21 School in 2020

[@c00kie_monstr]

Hahaha 420

[@linked2006]

Yeah

[@janawaqfi3766]

What about
-every last day of school
-every wedding ever
-every restaurant ever
-every UA-camr ever

[@mishkanorman]

Jana Waqfi every youtube every has already been made

[@janawaqfi3766]

Alex Norman oh never knew that

[@robbob5258]

“Where’s my class!”
Omg so true I wanna die.

[@allymills7089]

Love the captions 😂

[@tylersenini2067]

*lifts milk jugs in anger* has me everytime XD

[@georgiaangeletakis5811]

OH SHIT SUMMER HOMEWORK

[@covetouscorvus]

Georgia Angeletakis Literally procrastinatong on that right now...I only have till Wednesday XD

[@battlecubes4762]

Isaiah Scott bruh you got 2 days lmao you might not make it

[@ravacodo]

Isaiah Scott LMAO SAME I spent like 4 hours yesterday finishing a tale of two cities and I gotta still read ANOTHER book ☹️

[@covetouscorvus]

Battle Cubes I'll force myself to do it...I'm trying, I swear...

[@darkmatter9487]

What kind of teacher gives summer homework?

[@JacobSmith-to7yt]

*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
*wheres my class?*
oh there it is.

[@bigtwinky1406]

That's comedy

[@aroachyboachy4716]

Meeee

[@aroachyboachy4716]

Every year

[@complexity114]

Here

[@atenekrivickaite7740]

Oh that's not my class

[@N1K0__]

The “where’s my class?!” Panic at the start is so accurate

[@shawnhashandles3541]

3:39 LOL LOOK AT SHANES HAT

[@gabby9133]

Noah and Keith make phenomenal girls!!!!!!

[@parkerhynson3581]

Wonder how everyone feels about crossdressing

[@evanfitzsimmons6975]

Wtf

[@CiofinhoHD]

They didn't even bother to add blood in the scene where Shayne got stabbed ...

[@PlayGuy200]

Excuse me, but that is highly inappropriate!!

[@CiofinhoHD]

playguy200 what are u talking about Ian and Anthony used fake blood all the time back in the good days

[@texanmapping9443]

CiofinhoHD it was a joke

[@patrickgonzalez8085]

CiofinhoHD it's a shiv you won't bleed as much as you think because it's practically a wider needle the least they could do is top the shirt.

[@adri._.]

CiofinhoHD ikr lol

[@elisevanderbruggen1691]

3:30 shayne in the back was hilarische

[@nikkiwhite5919]

Shayne’s hat when the “New Girl” describes her change.. lol

[@ava-ph9hp]

0:11 just boze freaking out after the bell rings is priceless

[@Sharye2001]

Ava G I’m glad someone else noticed 😂

[@soundwave5109]

Who’s bos

[@tovaney4212]

Every graduation ever

[@azuregriffin1116]

Never had a graduation, but yes, agreed.

[@GreenMaster1]

Foypoppylee not until the end of the school year cuz it will make everyone feel bad and depressed

[@mehirsinghr]

YEA!!!

[@TheArtistKnownAs]

Foypoppylee one time a teacher sent me to the Principal's office for no reason

[@uhjohnny_6066]

Ty C what was the reason

[@alexcordero3553]

love these vids also the last one is literally me

[@MitsuneMuko]

Keith an Noah being girls are so perfect

[@nguyengiabao6696]

Every anime ever.

[@richpeianus6555]

I understand Shane got stabbed by a pen, but come on man SMOSH is gettin family friendly where was the blood?

[@yuvinwimalaratne7140]

The Cabba just like Dragon ball super

[@danielgranados6220]

Demontization probably

[@richpeianus6555]

William Alena no they haven't, look back at their older vids from around 2012, 2013, and 2014

[@richpeianus6555]

Duarte Silva lol probably true, if Disney owns Star Wars, they now own everything

[@GaryKetchum808]

The Cabba yeah because talking about groping a relative is family friendly.

[@katieklein3256]

The subtitles on this is amazing… trust me!!!

[@odincowe9456]

I love that shaynes hat just starts floating 3:37

[@Spark---]

3:26 I SAW A FLOATING HAT

[@Spark---]

Just wait a little bit.....

[@idkwhattomakemychannelname9613]

3:35 keep looking at Shayne in the background...

[@PayasamBoli]

Bro the online school part really got me. Especially thinking of the current situation

[@sidecharacter5016]

What does the principal do at school
Me:eats lunch alone because he has no friends

[@ckennaugh2879]

I just started high school last week, it was just like this 😂

[@Burstify]

Chasbo Ken Hey freshman

[@hazelnutspred3348]

Chasbo Ken lol freshie

[@bart09800]

Did a hobo stab one of your classmates

[@ckennaugh2879]

Zuengo sure did, his name was Jeffry

[@Coalcan]

Chasbo Ken did you get the killer in your locker?

[@Bravo69420p]

Is it bad that i relate to the last part with noah completely?

[@jak9926]

Alexander Mowat
No because same

[@kaedril3648]

Alexander Mowat same

[@lanceyyin3262]

Wait, who is Noah?

[@Bravo69420p]

ChewingTinFoil *facepalm*

[@skunkytheskunk2730]

Alexander Mowat, I can completly relate to Noah

[@star.interlude]

the first one is the most relatable thing ever on the first day at a new school...

[@gottalivehappy]

I really had to see this right before the back to school days

[@jakeodonnell5039]

Ian's character is literally a copy of mr Jefferson from life is strange minus the rappy shit great reference me gusta

[@hizkias2679]

tru tho holy shit

[@machampstudios8138]

Leah McGregor

[@jlui0357]

YES I LOVE LIFE IS STRANGE

[@Trithis2077]

I know I hated him for some reason.

[@Immaturism]

Trithis probably because he drugged his students and took inappropriate pictures of them without consent

[@sophia0_o390]

How about Every DIY Ever?

[@jupiter_rose8720]

Love the captions ❤️ for the vid

[@shroom2564]

I WENT A HOT GUY ON MY VACATION INA BEACH AND KISSED MY FAMILY
-courtney

[@gluety838]

Happend to me too

[@bandai8134]

it's actually 'I went on a hot guy with my vacation and met a beach and kissed my family'

[@will_gill]

GlueTy me too

[@baileyboesinger8697]

*S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A*

[@screenedat0m]

That’s happened to me before! - Keith 2017

[@sarahwhitney332]

2:48 I hope I'm as lucky as him

[@aroachyboachy4716]

I wish I could get school supplies

[@captainkern3595]

Me too man

[@ignitedgems7415]

I remember everybody would say where's my clients on the 1st of school but not out loud but in their minds

[@deckarddwizardd1909]

3:37 look at Shayne...

[@endossi5327]

2:10 it’s Shane and Shane is talking INSEPTION

[@Cristo_-lt7rf]

- MazeRunner27 - a

[@phob1aa876]

Shayne*

[@wasabimir952]

*Inception

[@andrive]

yep

[@kingcerberus5969]

That was damien

[@alanafoster1172]

OMG the "were is my class" gave me such flash backs to the first day of 6th grade...
I don't want to go back!

[@causedmammal6189]

You and me both, 7th grade here I come..

[@virgil5813]

Looks like you gotta go back cause of that spelling LOL

[@katydeml]

Alana Foster I’m going into 6th grade........help

[@drethompson4182]

*"WHERE'S my class"

[@julianalston120]

@@causedmammal6189 me too 6th grade I didn't know where any room was

[@martini9014]

I no longer have to experience this event again for a good while

[@owenfinger5220]

the subtitles in this vid get me every time

[@insertnamehere8099]

I grew a foot over summer!
👱🏻‍♂️
👕
👟👟👟

[@mylex5505]

lucky i only have 2 feet

[@insertnamehere8099]

eh it fell off in fall

[@willisavage6758]

And lost your legs

[@Hyenabro]

Good one 😂

[@oof_9501]

🦵🏻🦵🏻🦵🏻🦶🏼🦶🏼🦶🏼

[@jr_5270]

Next do every last day of school ever

[@adri._.]

the live of Ginger and CJ yah...but they should do it much later so it seems realistic

[@talaleclair_native8893]

3:38 look at the hat floating

[@sherriwainman7781]

Love how shaynes hat floats of his head

[@hydra5414]

If you drop soap on the floor,
Does he soap get dirty,
Or does the floor get cleaned?

[@shyguitargirl]

Hydra *contemplates everything*

[@jacksonthompson8012]

Hydra STOP IT! BEFORE YOU OPEN A PARADOX!

[@nohandleXD]

This holds the answer to everything in and beyond our universe!!!!

[@ImTheBluestBird]

Neither, the soap is fine but the floor gets dirty until wiped off which makes it clean.

[@foxxcvii7170]

Both.. you can't have one without the other