Comedian offends woman... then WINS her over!
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- Опубліковано 25 лип 2023
- Two women in the front row get roasted by comedian and freestyle rapper Chris Turner, who then turns their discomfort into an incredible freestyle rap based on what just happened.
Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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Any chance of collaborating with Harry Mack?
Frikin amazing😂
At this point, I'm basically speechless, because you absolutely kill it so often I'm repeating myself! Not only processing the information but rhyming it and connecting it in a way that makes sense… I'll never understand how someone's brain power can be so much higher than that of an average person.
For sure!
50% of everyone is below average intelligence.
@@elementaleighteight But only 1 can rap this good
Supposedly I have a top 10% IQ but I can't think of words and rhymes like this boy for shit. At best I can do quick maths, or be the first one in the room to suggest a simple solution to a complex problem.
I think intelligence shows itself in different ways. Our brains must just have different configurations or something. It is amazing to see a display like this that is immediately apparent, nonetheless. Dude seems very clever.
His real talent is his ability to listen. Truly listen. It sounds easy, but most people just sit quietly waiting for their turn to talk.
That's partly because the majority of people suffer from compulsive thought and have no idea that it is abnormal. I wouldn't be surprised if this comedian had the ability to 'stop thinking'. When most people have a conversation with another, they are having one with themselves, and the other person.
@@mreverybody1150 Interesting point thanks, i'll keep a lookout for the compulsive thought pattern
I notice that i can get my thoughts to mello out if i go away from the computer for a while and try to focus on ignoring all the stimulation that has been provided by technology and things. Helps orient yourself if you need to get something done, or to avoid giving in to some addictive behavior also
@@therealjordiano If you want to know more. I recommend the book 'The Power of Now' by Ekhart Tolle. It's amazing that some in a review labelled it as 'New Age nonsense' but after reading that one, I was able to 'stop thinking' for short periods of time and it changed my life. Once you've done that, when compulsive thought returns, it creates pain because you now know the peace of not suffering from it!
@@mreverybody1150 How can the "majority" of people suffer from something that is "abnormal"?
@@tylerhanson3156 A better word would be detrimental rather than abnormal.
I don't understand how this guy isn't the most famous rapper. Like, unless this is cleverly set up and pre planned, I genuinely have never heard or could imagine anyone freestyle rapping as well as this guy. Not even half as well. Amazing.
Chris is great, but i would check out Harry Mack for the best off the top freestyles. I enjoy Chris a lot though as his knowledge is just everywhere.
Agree Chris is good and different but Harry Mack is so fast and unbelievably musical and flexible
I'm always amazed at how much Chris knows about such a wide array of topics. His knowledge is really impressive.
And I agree that Harry Mack is just so super talented!
Harry Mack is the goat on freestyle but this is not a competition. I want Harry Mack Chris doing a show together, Harry could even do the drums for and then rap together
eminem
Ironically This comedian is low key smarter than all of them combined.
Dude is wicked smart. If he wanted to, he could be a seller of HVAC equipment as well.
this guy is the most under-rated genius of our time :D
This is what "built different" means guys
You never fail to impress me, man. I sub to a lot of channels but you're one of the few that I immediately check out when a new video shows up.
I’m the same. Even tho he’s from a different nation.
I too am subscribed to this blokes UA-cam station.
Matter fact, Sometimes I’ll even postpone watching his latest rhyme creation.
That way I can guarantee the eventual feeling of a joyful sensation.
Good times can be rare so I’ve got to mete the rations, take note; that’s what we in the business call delayed gratification. 🎤 😂
Large commercial boilers being 2 million btus isnt uncommon. Homeboy forgot just how big buildings are
That went harder than necessary and I’m here for it. Keep up the awesome work!!
That’s not what she said. 😂Lol
I was not expecting this. UA-cam brought me here. And I’m pleased. 😂
HOW did he do that.??? Amazing
Somehow doing commentary about people in the audience to their faces was way more impressive then random subjects, nicely done
every time i watch your videos, it's like witnessing the greatest magic trick ever. i'm astonished every time.
What's up, British Edward Norton. Loved your acting in Primal Fear.
AMAZING!!!!
This guy's ah boss!
Excellent free style, bro! Bravo!
Top tier rhyming every time, kudos!
Where? This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen
I use to work with a guy that did this type of impromptu at a nightclub. I went to see his gig one night and he was amazing! Watching this reminded of that time. This guy is hilarious!
Very talented! This is amazing!
I mean ... woman goes into engineering and could calculate everything in the room. However, she decides to become a salesperson. More comfortable in the office chair than plants.
what an absolute unit, so well done!
Man. You, Randy Feltface and beardyman are some of the few people I'd love to watch live! I really like complexity, nuances and wordplay. And like to think I'm fairly decent at thinking critically. And here you are rapping about anything and everything, in a current and historical coherent manner. Balancing self-deprecation with roasting audiences left and right. From the top of your head to boot! You really are remarkably talented and underrated. Take care, man. Greetings from Norway.
Well said. I concur with your sentiments 💯 percent.
Hey how’s the weather in Norway? What do You folks do for fun? What’s the average cost of rent?
As for me, I’m from the States. United by our plethora of amend-a-ments.
Thinking of moving. We’ve been divided, spurred on by national dissent.
Sorry for over sharing, need hvac service for my faulty vent.
Lol 🎙
It would be awesome to see electro beats of Beardyman with Chris rapping talent
@@vince-1337 Ohhhhh! Good one! Agreed 🤌
How can improvised rap be so funny at the same time?! :D Perfect!
Well that was mad impressive and hilarious.
I adore your crowd work. I hope i can see you live one day.
-....so...whats your shows like?
-8th mile but friendly funny
It's just
8 mile.
Don't try to make it proper English.
This guy is so very underrated!!
There are some people we stumble upon in the INTERNETS that just utterly deserve a like and a subscribe... possibly tickets if theyre in town.
That was a fcking badass performance, so dope! I love it 🔥
Absolutely outstanding…
Genius , even!
😂 Genius! The raps always have me crying.
This is so incredibly skillful, amazing stuff, can't believe its possible to do this on the fly
Dude KILLED IT! 🔥
I think the title of this video is the funniest thing
Damn, alright. That was legit.
Tooooooo strong !
That’s not what she said last night. 😉😂❤
Oh yeah thats a great format you found. Awesome!
LoL 😅😂 genuinely made me laugh!!!
There was an awkward moment between tbe crowd work and the rap but god damn he wrapped it up tight!
Oh i like this format. Rapping of the crowwork feels more personal
Damn the rap was great as always but what really impressed me is the quick wit! Well played
Either dude has a preternatural talent or has some crazy earpiece setup going on
Water quality technologist... Why do I assume that's someone who checks the PH of pools.
They clean drinking water and process waste water
Holy shit, this is amazing
I've been following you Chris since you had braces on bro. Still hilarious 😂
he roasted the 2M BTUs girl 😂
Good as always Chris. I think its great that you divert from your original style of videos occasionally
She's a sales person, not an engineer.
She said she installs, not sells, which also doesn't necessarily make her an engineer. However, because of that combination it could be that she's a Refridgeration Mechanical Tech with the Canadian Forces. Their officers are the engineers proper, but as they all belong to the Engineer branch they collectively call themselves engineers. I know I'm making an assumption, but it would be consistent with what she said especially because she happens to be with a Water Tech, which is also a trade within the Canadian Forces Engineer branch. I could also be right out of 'er.
That's talent right there.
Whoa, he improvised like that?
The lady that sells HVAC is a salesman not an engineer.
Very witty - cheers
That's kind of sad, and the story for so many people. Don't do what you love, do what gets you more stuff, to fill the void. And we wonder why we report having lower levels of meaning, purpose, and connections in our lives.
Wow. I love that beat drop at the end, that was pro artist lassic Eminem style!
That... was incredible!
This shit will go down in history.
ayo that was impressive! Not just the crowd work, but the memory, the bars, the flow...S Tier
Seeing men be men, dAy-umn!!!
And a lady in the trades.
It really is my favorite life I can remember.
LOVE you, too!
You never fail to impress me and make me laugh heartily! Such smiles!
Geezers funny with skills
16 mile right there!
The way this guy comes up with shit on the spot like this is crazy. I’d fuckin blank on my own name in front of a crowd like that lol
This man is sick!
That was actually very impressive
Still waiting for the C-Turner and H-Mack collab!
Caution: sitting in the front row may be hazardous to your health.
WTH did I just witness!!? This bloke is DOPE!!! And he made up Barz on the spot? Talented fr fr.
“Remember kids, you can be racist, sexist, and homophobic as long as your funny.”
- Martin Luther King.Jr/Yoda
Incredible talent on the wordsmithing. I was super impressed by your talent and practiced skill.
How did he come up with all that? I will always believe the best comedians have the fastest most clever brains. I couldn’t come up with that if you gave me hours
They would have been in the 'flow' state where the subconscious mind is taking over.
Very nice set
very very cleverness
Haven't seen this guy for a while.
Still remember when he had a "mouth full of stigma"
Parallel processing! Taking input, comprehending, memorizing, searching for potential rhymes and connections, all while continuing to communicate with the audience.
Hmmm, can't help but think THAT kind of brainpower might be put to some kind of use to make tons of money.
Anyway, great work!
That was some entertaining performance my guy 👍🏻
Dude, that is NUTS 😮
Dj tried to stitch him up but failed.
Absolutely brilliant, as they'd say in the UK! OMG its catchy, I can't stop rhyming now!
Color me impressed. Neither I nor any of my friends heard of You before. I'll try to remedy that.
Wow. Dude, you are razor sharp 🪒😂😂😂😂
ngl the soundtrack fire
Amazing
Bars🔥🔥🔥
Amazing as always, although I would love to see what you could do if you focused more on the final line. It usually feels like you're just throwing it away like crumpled paper, like you're glad this is over and you don't have to focus anymore. Keep it up until the final word ! You don't see a great pianist starting to leave while they play the last note. You gotta savour it, make it count. Go with a bang ! It would work very well with your famous ability to make a twist at the end.
I actually agree, I reckon it would sound ever better going out that way
Hey actually you’re right on this. Hopefully he reads it. The comedic timing is off on the last punchline. A little pause would go a long way. He is doing it the way people burn someone in a freestyle but it could be funnier
I hope he doesnt read this and gets demoralized because his act is flawless, and he knows it doesnt matter what people say. But I also know he's a winner and he understands that from time to time a random youtube comment can help you grow from 107% to 112% and he just might be enough of a champ to take the comment seriously.
@@vfmc1826 Gosh I hope he doesn't get demoralized when he sees I wrote "Amazing as always" and talked about his famous abilities
Engineer? Admits sales after. They should stick to cooking and cleaning.
Oh wow. That was ummm, unexpected. Good job.
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wow so good!!
OK that was just nuts lol.
Insane.
killer exits
I can't understand how does he do it.
Wow that rap at the end!
Wow! The rap 🔥🔥🔥
Mind blowing
Holy shit
Holy 💥
Super impressive.