Comedian offends woman... then WINS her over!

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2023
  • Two women in the front row get roasted by comedian and freestyle rapper Chris Turner, who then turns their discomfort into an incredible freestyle rap based on what just happened.
    Chris Turner is an award-winning comedian, and freestyle rapper known for his viral 'White Boy Drops Unbelievable Freestyle Rap' video. Based in the USA, he wrote for the latest season of Epic Rap Battles of History and is a regular closing act at the world-famous Comedy Cellar in New York, and the Comedy and Magic Club in Los Angeles.
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  • @ChrisPJTurner
    @ChrisPJTurner  11 місяців тому +65

    Thanks to everyone who's been to my live shows recently! I'm always adding more: christurnercomedy.com/tour-dates

    • @harryprice208
      @harryprice208 11 місяців тому +1

      Any chance of collaborating with Harry Mack?

    • @user12122
      @user12122 10 місяців тому

      Frikin amazing😂

  • @KamendereCZ
    @KamendereCZ 11 місяців тому +299

    At this point, I'm basically speechless, because you absolutely kill it so often I'm repeating myself! Not only processing the information but rhyming it and connecting it in a way that makes sense… I'll never understand how someone's brain power can be so much higher than that of an average person.

    • @DS-jh1bp
      @DS-jh1bp 10 місяців тому +1

      For sure!

    • @elementaleighteight
      @elementaleighteight 10 місяців тому +5

      50% of everyone is below average intelligence.

    • @dwiski
      @dwiski 10 місяців тому +2

      @@elementaleighteight But only 1 can rap this good

    • @mmmmmmmmmmm10
      @mmmmmmmmmmm10 10 місяців тому +3

      Supposedly I have a top 10% IQ but I can't think of words and rhymes like this boy for shit. At best I can do quick maths, or be the first one in the room to suggest a simple solution to a complex problem.

    • @Mattfreeman89
      @Mattfreeman89 10 місяців тому +3

      I think intelligence shows itself in different ways. Our brains must just have different configurations or something. It is amazing to see a display like this that is immediately apparent, nonetheless. Dude seems very clever.

  • @BeckJoseR
    @BeckJoseR 10 місяців тому +72

    His real talent is his ability to listen. Truly listen. It sounds easy, but most people just sit quietly waiting for their turn to talk.

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 10 місяців тому +3

      That's partly because the majority of people suffer from compulsive thought and have no idea that it is abnormal. I wouldn't be surprised if this comedian had the ability to 'stop thinking'. When most people have a conversation with another, they are having one with themselves, and the other person.

    • @therealjordiano
      @therealjordiano 10 місяців тому

      @@mreverybody1150 Interesting point thanks, i'll keep a lookout for the compulsive thought pattern
      I notice that i can get my thoughts to mello out if i go away from the computer for a while and try to focus on ignoring all the stimulation that has been provided by technology and things. Helps orient yourself if you need to get something done, or to avoid giving in to some addictive behavior also

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 10 місяців тому

      @@therealjordiano If you want to know more. I recommend the book 'The Power of Now' by Ekhart Tolle. It's amazing that some in a review labelled it as 'New Age nonsense' but after reading that one, I was able to 'stop thinking' for short periods of time and it changed my life. Once you've done that, when compulsive thought returns, it creates pain because you now know the peace of not suffering from it!

    • @tylerhanson3156
      @tylerhanson3156 10 місяців тому

      @@mreverybody1150 How can the "majority" of people suffer from something that is "abnormal"?

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 10 місяців тому

      @@tylerhanson3156 A better word would be detrimental rather than abnormal.

  • @lmc333
    @lmc333 10 місяців тому +13

    Ironically This comedian is low key smarter than all of them combined.

  • @heteroclite6567
    @heteroclite6567 10 місяців тому +179

    I don't understand how this guy isn't the most famous rapper. Like, unless this is cleverly set up and pre planned, I genuinely have never heard or could imagine anyone freestyle rapping as well as this guy. Not even half as well. Amazing.

    • @clarenceunderwood382
      @clarenceunderwood382 10 місяців тому +19

      Chris is great, but i would check out Harry Mack for the best off the top freestyles. I enjoy Chris a lot though as his knowledge is just everywhere.

    • @FrazzlebobPokemon
      @FrazzlebobPokemon 10 місяців тому +9

      Agree Chris is good and different but Harry Mack is so fast and unbelievably musical and flexible

    • @lemiless
      @lemiless 10 місяців тому +4

      I'm always amazed at how much Chris knows about such a wide array of topics. His knowledge is really impressive.
      And I agree that Harry Mack is just so super talented!

    • @parapapapa69
      @parapapapa69 10 місяців тому +6

      Harry Mack is the goat on freestyle but this is not a competition. I want Harry Mack Chris doing a show together, Harry could even do the drums for and then rap together

    • @LiveAnEpicLife
      @LiveAnEpicLife 10 місяців тому +1

      eminem

  • @polarnaut9645
    @polarnaut9645 10 місяців тому +13

    Dude is wicked smart. If he wanted to, he could be a seller of HVAC equipment as well.

  • @Mircose
    @Mircose 11 місяців тому +46

    this guy is the most under-rated genius of our time :D

  • @Squirrel-zq6oe
    @Squirrel-zq6oe 11 місяців тому +9

    This is what "built different" means guys

  • @Mr_Saxon
    @Mr_Saxon 11 місяців тому +127

    You never fail to impress me, man. I sub to a lot of channels but you're one of the few that I immediately check out when a new video shows up.

    • @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah
      @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 11 місяців тому +3

      I’m the same. Even tho he’s from a different nation.
      I too am subscribed to this blokes UA-cam station.
      Matter fact, Sometimes I’ll even postpone watching his latest rhyme creation.
      That way I can guarantee the eventual feeling of a joyful sensation.
      Good times can be rare so I’ve got to mete the rations, take note; that’s what we in the business call delayed gratification. 🎤 😂

  • @OrrynUbert
    @OrrynUbert 11 місяців тому +74

    That went harder than necessary and I’m here for it. Keep up the awesome work!!

  • @spoobini
    @spoobini 11 місяців тому +15

    Large commercial boilers being 2 million btus isnt uncommon. Homeboy forgot just how big buildings are

  • @Lovlee33161
    @Lovlee33161 10 місяців тому +2

    I was not expecting this. UA-cam brought me here. And I’m pleased. 😂

  • @sas_za6305
    @sas_za6305 10 місяців тому +4

    HOW did he do that.??? Amazing

  • @planttheseed2129
    @planttheseed2129 10 місяців тому +2

    What's up, British Edward Norton. Loved your acting in Primal Fear.

  • @schwarzie2478
    @schwarzie2478 10 місяців тому +15

    Somehow doing commentary about people in the audience to their faces was way more impressive then random subjects, nicely done

  • @drv3973
    @drv3973 10 місяців тому +10

    every time i watch your videos, it's like witnessing the greatest magic trick ever. i'm astonished every time.

  • @4TheExec
    @4TheExec 10 місяців тому +4

    This guy's ah boss!

  • @BruceKarrde
    @BruceKarrde 10 місяців тому +1

    I mean ... woman goes into engineering and could calculate everything in the room. However, she decides to become a salesperson. More comfortable in the office chair than plants.

  • @martinstuvland8620
    @martinstuvland8620 11 місяців тому +34

    Man. You, Randy Feltface and beardyman are some of the few people I'd love to watch live! I really like complexity, nuances and wordplay. And like to think I'm fairly decent at thinking critically. And here you are rapping about anything and everything, in a current and historical coherent manner. Balancing self-deprecation with roasting audiences left and right. From the top of your head to boot! You really are remarkably talented and underrated. Take care, man. Greetings from Norway.

    • @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah
      @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 11 місяців тому +2

      Well said. I concur with your sentiments 💯 percent.
      Hey how’s the weather in Norway? What do You folks do for fun? What’s the average cost of rent?
      As for me, I’m from the States. United by our plethora of amend-a-ments.
      Thinking of moving. We’ve been divided, spurred on by national dissent.
      Sorry for over sharing, need hvac service for my faulty vent.
      Lol 🎙

    • @vince-1337
      @vince-1337 11 місяців тому +1

      It would be awesome to see electro beats of Beardyman with Chris rapping talent

    • @martinstuvland8620
      @martinstuvland8620 11 місяців тому +1

      @@vince-1337 Ohhhhh! Good one! Agreed 🤌

  • @johart309
    @johart309 10 місяців тому +2

    -....so...whats your shows like?
    -8th mile but friendly funny

    • @yrtepgold
      @yrtepgold 3 місяці тому

      It's just
      8 mile.
      Don't try to make it proper English.

  • @papuce2
    @papuce2 11 місяців тому +6

    How can improvised rap be so funny at the same time?! :D Perfect!

  • @conservativemovement
    @conservativemovement 10 місяців тому +3

    AMAZING!!!!

  • @DAGBEAVER1995
    @DAGBEAVER1995 11 місяців тому +6

    Top tier rhyming every time, kudos!

    • @timetokillslapp
      @timetokillslapp 10 місяців тому

      Where? This is the cringiest shit I've ever seen

  • @DannyByWest
    @DannyByWest 11 місяців тому +11

    This guy is so very underrated!!

  • @1xm_mx1
    @1xm_mx1 10 місяців тому +2

    Excellent free style, bro! Bravo!

  • @niklasbruder1896
    @niklasbruder1896 10 місяців тому +4

    That was a fcking badass performance, so dope! I love it 🔥

  • @pilgrim985
    @pilgrim985 10 місяців тому +4

    I use to work with a guy that did this type of impromptu at a nightclub. I went to see his gig one night and he was amazing! Watching this reminded of that time. This guy is hilarious!

  • @lukewood2662
    @lukewood2662 10 місяців тому +1

    Damn, alright. That was legit.

  • @jahigains9201
    @jahigains9201 10 місяців тому +7

    Well that was mad impressive and hilarious.

  • @mrakaflame
    @mrakaflame 10 місяців тому +2

    what an absolute unit, so well done!

  • @PWIZZLE7
    @PWIZZLE7 10 місяців тому +1

    he roasted the 2M BTUs girl 😂

  • @PhilWilkinsonMusic
    @PhilWilkinsonMusic 10 місяців тому +4

    😂 Genius! The raps always have me crying.

  • @philosophyman
    @philosophyman 11 місяців тому +4

    I think the title of this video is the funniest thing

  • @williamalexander7481
    @williamalexander7481 11 місяців тому +9

    I adore your crowd work. I hope i can see you live one day.

  • @breakinghabits_II
    @breakinghabits_II 10 місяців тому +3

    Absolutely outstanding…
    Genius , even!

  • @armandotesta2142
    @armandotesta2142 10 місяців тому +2

    Very talented! This is amazing!

  • @johnsmith-ik8il
    @johnsmith-ik8il 10 місяців тому +1

    She's a sales person, not an engineer.

    • @ChrisJohn2279xxl
      @ChrisJohn2279xxl 10 місяців тому

      She said she installs, not sells, which also doesn't necessarily make her an engineer. However, because of that combination it could be that she's a Refridgeration Mechanical Tech with the Canadian Forces. Their officers are the engineers proper, but as they all belong to the Engineer branch they collectively call themselves engineers. I know I'm making an assumption, but it would be consistent with what she said especially because she happens to be with a Water Tech, which is also a trade within the Canadian Forces Engineer branch. I could also be right out of 'er.

  • @lifeisgood4519
    @lifeisgood4519 10 місяців тому +5

    Dude KILLED IT! 🔥

  • @andee8906
    @andee8906 10 місяців тому +1

    There are some people we stumble upon in the INTERNETS that just utterly deserve a like and a subscribe... possibly tickets if theyre in town.

  • @therealjordiano
    @therealjordiano 10 місяців тому +3

    This is so incredibly skillful, amazing stuff, can't believe its possible to do this on the fly

  • @denisekay4292
    @denisekay4292 10 місяців тому +1

    LoL 😅😂 genuinely made me laugh!!!

  • @HandSolitude
    @HandSolitude 10 місяців тому +1

    The lady that sells HVAC is a salesman not an engineer.

  • @LaDoumaille
    @LaDoumaille 11 місяців тому +5

    Tooooooo strong !

    • @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah
      @ThatDudeLarzFoo-ah 11 місяців тому

      That’s not what she said last night. 😉😂❤

  • @mrtangents6969
    @mrtangents6969 11 місяців тому +6

    Good as always Chris. I think its great that you divert from your original style of videos occasionally

  • @eragonwjfn
    @eragonwjfn 10 місяців тому +1

    That's talent right there.

  • @benvella1728
    @benvella1728 10 місяців тому +3

    There was an awkward moment between tbe crowd work and the rap but god damn he wrapped it up tight!

  • @gitman3486
    @gitman3486 10 місяців тому +4

    Either dude has a preternatural talent or has some crazy earpiece setup going on

  • @skreppeknekker
    @skreppeknekker 10 місяців тому +3

    Holy shit, this is amazing

  • @CrazyLikeChris
    @CrazyLikeChris 11 місяців тому +7

    Oh i like this format. Rapping of the crowwork feels more personal

  • @99cya
    @99cya 11 місяців тому +3

    Oh yeah thats a great format you found. Awesome!

  • @jamesc5801
    @jamesc5801 10 місяців тому +4

    Damn the rap was great as always but what really impressed me is the quick wit! Well played

  • @thesoundpurist
    @thesoundpurist 10 місяців тому +2

    Whoa, he improvised like that?

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 10 місяців тому +2

    I've been following you Chris since you had braces on bro. Still hilarious 😂

  • @adrianmcgachie
    @adrianmcgachie 9 місяців тому

    You never fail to impress me and make me laugh heartily! Such smiles!

  • @clarkE111
    @clarkE111 10 місяців тому +1

    That... was incredible!

  • @Ryan-wx1bi
    @Ryan-wx1bi 11 місяців тому +3

    Water quality technologist... Why do I assume that's someone who checks the PH of pools.

    • @AllEy3s0nMe
      @AllEy3s0nMe 11 місяців тому +1

      They clean drinking water and process waste water

  • @pcarter1989
    @pcarter1989 11 місяців тому +1

    This shit will go down in history.

  • @abovetheroses-3799
    @abovetheroses-3799 10 місяців тому +1

    Very witty - cheers

  • @Qui86
    @Qui86 11 місяців тому +4

    Wow. I love that beat drop at the end, that was pro artist lassic Eminem style!

  • @jimmyjimmy7240
    @jimmyjimmy7240 10 місяців тому +2

    That's kind of sad, and the story for so many people. Don't do what you love, do what gets you more stuff, to fill the void. And we wonder why we report having lower levels of meaning, purpose, and connections in our lives.

  • @OhBenE2
    @OhBenE2 11 місяців тому +1

    Caution: sitting in the front row may be hazardous to your health.

  • @slayrisk
    @slayrisk 10 місяців тому +1

    16 mile right there!

  • @rawneae9225
    @rawneae9225 9 місяців тому

    ayo that was impressive! Not just the crowd work, but the memory, the bars, the flow...S Tier

  • @Handlethetruth666
    @Handlethetruth666 10 місяців тому +1

    Geezers funny with skills

  • @coquifrog
    @coquifrog 9 місяців тому

    Incredible talent on the wordsmithing. I was super impressed by your talent and practiced skill.

  • @Britneybeesh
    @Britneybeesh 10 місяців тому +1

    Seeing men be men, dAy-umn!!!
    And a lady in the trades.
    It really is my favorite life I can remember.
    LOVE you, too!

  • @supermanny73
    @supermanny73 10 місяців тому +1

    This man is sick!

  • @bigdave2073
    @bigdave2073 9 місяців тому

    Dude, that is NUTS 😮

  • @dynamicgecko1213
    @dynamicgecko1213 10 місяців тому +3

    That was some entertaining performance my guy 👍🏻

  • @coprophagichobo2377
    @coprophagichobo2377 11 місяців тому +8

    “Remember kids, you can be racist, sexist, and homophobic as long as your funny.”
    - Martin Luther King.Jr/Yoda

  • @Mikediszel
    @Mikediszel 9 місяців тому

    That was actually very impressive

  • @1975normal
    @1975normal 10 місяців тому +1

    Very nice set

  • @janhunter360
    @janhunter360 10 місяців тому +1

    Absolutely brilliant, as they'd say in the UK! OMG its catchy, I can't stop rhyming now!

  • @danielthompson8784
    @danielthompson8784 9 місяців тому

    The way this guy comes up with shit on the spot like this is crazy. I’d fuckin blank on my own name in front of a crowd like that lol

  • @lachlanmcvey7885
    @lachlanmcvey7885 11 місяців тому +3

    Dj tried to stitch him up but failed.

  • @harryprice208
    @harryprice208 11 місяців тому +2

    Still waiting for the C-Turner and H-Mack collab!

  • @redbrown7355
    @redbrown7355 9 місяців тому

    WTH did I just witness!!? This bloke is DOPE!!! And he made up Barz on the spot? Talented fr fr.

  • @NATURAL-D2
    @NATURAL-D2 10 місяців тому +1

    Insane.

  • @sc3639
    @sc3639 10 місяців тому

    wow so good!!

  • @kevinpritchard3592
    @kevinpritchard3592 10 місяців тому

    OK that was just nuts lol.

  • @TheBrohomie
    @TheBrohomie 11 місяців тому +1

    killer exits

  • @wowwhataworld.9590
    @wowwhataworld.9590 10 місяців тому +1

    Amazing

  • @ensidfkgnur
    @ensidfkgnur 9 місяців тому

    Parallel processing! Taking input, comprehending, memorizing, searching for potential rhymes and connections, all while continuing to communicate with the audience.
    Hmmm, can't help but think THAT kind of brainpower might be put to some kind of use to make tons of money.
    Anyway, great work!

  • @BlackIce420
    @BlackIce420 10 місяців тому +1

    Bars🔥🔥🔥

  • @infinityinfinityinfi
    @infinityinfinityinfi 10 місяців тому

    Wow. Dude, you are razor sharp 🪒😂😂😂😂

  • @BeN-bn5yb
    @BeN-bn5yb 10 місяців тому +1

    ngl the soundtrack fire

  • @axl1002
    @axl1002 10 місяців тому +1

    lol he's Bill Bailey #2

  • @michaelobrien5910
    @michaelobrien5910 10 місяців тому

    very very cleverness
    Haven't seen this guy for a while.
    Still remember when he had a "mouth full of stigma"

  • @Alientcp
    @Alientcp 9 місяців тому

    Oh wow. That was ummm, unexpected. Good job.

  • @tytn5541
    @tytn5541 10 місяців тому +3

    How did he come up with all that? I will always believe the best comedians have the fastest most clever brains. I couldn’t come up with that if you gave me hours

    • @mreverybody1150
      @mreverybody1150 10 місяців тому

      They would have been in the 'flow' state where the subconscious mind is taking over.

  • @flytoheights1
    @flytoheights1 10 місяців тому +1

    Wow! The rap 🔥🔥🔥

  • @grahamsiebring5227
    @grahamsiebring5227 10 місяців тому

    Mind blowing

  • @jilow
    @jilow 10 місяців тому

    Super impressive.

  • @WarpstormChronicles
    @WarpstormChronicles 10 місяців тому

    Wow that rap at the end!

  • @The-Man-On-The-Mountain
    @The-Man-On-The-Mountain 10 місяців тому +1

    I can't understand how does he do it.

  • @SrChatty
    @SrChatty 10 місяців тому

    AMAZING!!! 😁😁👏👏👍👍

  • @fawadahmed1005
    @fawadahmed1005 11 місяців тому +6

    YES DADDDY CHRISS IS BACKKKM LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….. OMG THIS IS THE EBST DAY EVEER COOOOOOOOMONNNNNN KETS GOOOOOOOOOOO UR SO TALENTED.

  • @davewhite5901
    @davewhite5901 10 місяців тому

    Superb 👏

  • @fksociety137
    @fksociety137 10 місяців тому

    Engineer? Admits sales after. They should stick to cooking and cleaning.

  • @dirtycasual3094
    @dirtycasual3094 10 місяців тому +1

    Holy 💥