i think something that should be added if this get updated is like a new setting where we can see the mod and it would be cool is they added a fight cutscene in-game bc at the end you can hear krabs getting beat up
Ya' just inspired a new headcanon: In the FnF version of these stores; Cannibalism comes seconds before Tortured happens; Meaning SpongeBob doesn't know Patrick ate one of the Krabby Patties, meaning it's already too late to warn Patrick, let alone know what happens next when they meet again.
@@BerkeLy2003 yeah, both cannibalism and tortured have very similar stories, except in tortured, krabby pattys are mad of starfish flesh where in cannibalism theyre made of crab
*In another place* Doctor: alright just a few more moments are we are done. *sweeps a sponge over a fat body* Spongebob: *breaks the fourth wall* I SAID NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!!!
@@berdlyistrans it's like be the bad guy in the story, or feel like you are betraying someone and you are now the oponnent something like that but i'm not 100% sure
I will explain for those who are confused. This was a short for the show called Robot Chicken and Spongebob confronts Mr.Krabs confront of everyone how Krabby patties are made of krabs and that all of the other foods are made out of other sea creatures like squid and tuna.
The original was pretty good (Besides being low in-game) But this is such an improvement It really sounds like an argument, and the part with the crowd shouting to the song gives me chills
2:43 Now THAT is how you do a key change. In most fnf songs, the part at the end where they play the chorus again but raise the pitch for no reason sound worse and I wish it wasn't there, but in this masterpiece it actually adds tension to the song. Definitely the best song of the mod, and you get a standing ovation from me
The voice line before also adds alot to it, since Mr crabs is saying "NOOO I'm the last honest man in bikini bottom!" and it kinda sounds like SpongeBob gets even madder after he says that, that's what I like to think at least
i think the pitch raising is supposed to make them sound angrier since they start yelling, but yeah the repeating ending can get annoying to other people (personally i don't care most of the time, so i just said other people)
@@funnijesterguy yeah, most of the time pitch raising isn't annoying, I would just prefer it if it didn't happen, since to me it doesn't convey that they start yelling.
Managed to find two motifs of the Spongebob ost. Obviously there's the most consistent one being Grass Skirt Chase at 1:25 The other one struck me as familar when I first heard it, Best Day Ever at 3:38
Bro imaging saying that to someone with no context of fnf mods and fnf insert example: “ what the hell cannibalism is not cool man what the actual hell??? “
HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR OWN AMAZING SONG SOUND MORE LIKE A BANGER BRO THE PARTS TOWARD THE END REALLY ADD SO MUCH TO THIS AND THEY SOUND SO GREAT, GREAT JOB ON THIS SECOND VERSION. DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST SONGS ON THE MOD
This is a freaking banger!! I already loved this song, but now I love it even more!!! V1 was really good, and I didn't think it could get any better, but I guess I was wrong!!
CalciumLmao, I absolutely enjoyed this song. You killed it with this V2 of the song when I played the new version of MCM, and I thank you for making the banger of a track.
Dude, FUCK. YES. The original version of this song was already great, but this changed basically every minor nitpick I had with the original, and THEN some. Fantastic work. I really hope that during that new part where you start to hear an angry crowd, an angry mob of fish will form in the foreground. Also, you GOTTA tell me where you got that Mr. Krabs chromatic at, I REALLY want to remix this song.
the vocals were too quiet because somebody made a mistake, probably why it was remade (that or they just decided they wanted all the voice lines in the song)
I love this perfectly, goes hard. I feel like almost everything in this song is executed at perfect timing. Only complaint is the song starts before I can put it on a loop, why I said almost. But seriously though, they did an amazing job with spongebob's epiphany why it's called a Krabby patty
DUDE! I've been listening to this song since the mod first came out and I CANNOT STOP PLAYING IT! Especially after 2:43 when the beat drops. It's so good! This songis actually my ringtone now 💀
After listening the actual changes made, it does severed Mr. Krabs right for committing cannibalism on his customers in his own restaurant. The extension makes this track very complete, as someone who remembered the Robot Chicken skit this song is based on.
References that I have found: 1:25 Grass Skirt Chase 2:06 Stadium Rave 2:20 Ferocious? (maybe a coincidence) 2:31 No Villains 3:38 Best Day Ever This song is a complete banger!! 😎
i love the detail that spongebob leads most of the song. in the context of the song, it makes way more sense that way Also god, the key change at 2:41 gives me goosebumps, it’s so good it’s crazy
I don’t see length as a bad thing as long as the song keeps itself fresh. If the song doesn’t repeat or only repeats a small bit, then I see no issue. I can listen to this, Triple Trouble and such. This song keeps using new compositions and doesn’t repeat so I don’t see it getting repetitive.
OOOOOO, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. But if I were to add anything is 2 things, maybe, if possible, you can use the vocals of adult swim of SpongeBob. If not, that is fine. This is still fire. My second one is in the actual song, maybe for the mechanic, is the part for the angry mob (3:24). When the fish find out that "they were fed to themselves." Then they start throwing stuff at Krab's. But SpongeBob is in the way, so he has to dodge the flying objects that the fish pull out of thin air (Just like in the actual show). If the player misses the dodge button, then it's an instant death. If that is not possible then that's fine. FIRE SONG!!! Number 1 favorite out of the rest of the songs!!! P.S. This is the 100th time if have listened to this song. I have It looped. P.P.S I know how hard it is to make a mod and create banger songs (I'm making my own called Friday night weirdness. The story so that BF and GF create a portal to the real world, but since they are cartoons, they can't survive in the real world, so they turn the world into a cartoon. They bump into me, and I challenge him to a rap battle.) so you don't have to take my advice. but if you need help creating vocals for any more of your amazing songs. Then just let me know. Again, BANGER SONG!!!
I was listening to this song when I got a dumb idea, the D-Side of this song would be that one scene with Mr. Krabs and Carl from the episode Selling Out
"AND IT'S NOT JUST CRABS!,SQUIDWARD!!,THOSE CALAMARI RINGS ARE *S Q U I D ! !* ,AND YOUR CHICKEN OF THE SEA SALAD!?!?,HA!!!,TUNA!!, *T U N A A A ! ! ! !* "
All voice lines in this song 👌: 0:01 SpongeBob: CRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAAABS!!! 0:45 Mr. Krabs: You yellow batsard I treated you like a son me boy! 1:30 SpongeBob: ... and its not just crabs! Squidward, those calamari rings are SQUID!!! And your chicken of the sea salad? Ha! Tuna! TUNAAAA!!! 2:40 Mr. Krabs: No! I'm the last honest man in bikini bottom! 3:24 SpongeBob: You're Disgusting! 3:55 SpongeBob: I'm just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge.
Cannibalism has FINALLY REACHED 1 MILLION VIEWS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Let's go!
Yay
It should've reached 1 mill months ago this is a BANGER, congrats
you know its good when you imagine the song in ur head just to hear it
YIPPEE
The sounds of people yelling and mobbing up around Mr. Krabs while the song continues is a really good touch
Yeah to me it's like the booing in Doomsday
i think something that should be added if this get updated is like a new setting where we can see the mod and it would be cool is they added a fight cutscene in-game bc at the end you can hear krabs getting beat up
@@Mufio140 thats what im thinking i was also expecting at the end that there was an animation of the crowd beating up mr krabs
When?
@@eriglussy 3:23
“im just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge”
*- Spongebobs famous last words*
Ya' just inspired a new headcanon:
In the FnF version of these stores;
Cannibalism comes seconds before Tortured happens;
Meaning SpongeBob doesn't know Patrick ate one of the Krabby Patties, meaning it's already too late to warn Patrick, let alone know what happens next when they meet again.
@@BerkeLy2003 yeah, both cannibalism and tortured have very similar stories, except in tortured, krabby pattys are mad of starfish flesh where in cannibalism theyre made of crab
C H E E S E
*In another place*
Doctor: alright just a few more moments are we are done. *sweeps a sponge over a fat body*
Spongebob: *breaks the fourth wall*
I SAID NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO A SPONGE!!!
@@matitheking7225 oh I hope that was pudding
I absolutely LOVE how this one makes you feel like the opponent.
what do you mean
@@berdlyistrans it's like be the bad guy in the story, or feel like you are betraying someone and you are now the oponnent
something like that but i'm not 100% sure
probably because it’s you who goes first instead of krabs
@@SupImMason I guess you could say that… 😅
more fnf songs need to make the player's vocals overpower the opponents in some way
0:20 I have no idea why but i always hear spongebob say "I see the lies" and it fits perfectly
after spongebob sings that turn he says *ah eh eh and everything*
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Looking back, I can almost hear "I see what I see" (even though it's a stretch, it works)
if I remember correctly I think he actually says that in the robot chicken short, and that may be what his chromatic is taken from
to me it sounds like he's saying "I. TEE. LIES. TEE."
Me vs that vegan teacher be like
LMAO
Bro u cannot 💀
So if that vegan teacher ever makes her own vegan burger you just 0:02
@@TheIonoZone no it’s more like whenever she does something horrible I just say 3:25
@@daxnelson8613 well alrighty then
Let’s all say RIP for Carl the night janitor, poor man died for those patties
I will explain for those who are confused.
This was a short for the show called Robot Chicken and Spongebob confronts Mr.Krabs confront of everyone how Krabby patties are made of krabs and that all of the other foods are made out of other sea creatures like squid and tuna.
Which then leads to mr crabs getting the shit kicked out of him
@@Kupomasters57 *EXACTLY*
I don't think anybodys confused
@@CalciumLmao I meant for people who dont know the story/what's happening
@@Exoternos8145 my point still stands
The original was pretty good (Besides being low in-game)
But this is such an improvement
It really sounds like an argument, and the part with the crowd shouting to the song gives me chills
Being Low?
@@SaltedPepperoni The vocals in-game for the original version were accidentally made too low, so you could barely hear it
@@Punykirby Oh yea i remember now
Was too lazy to change the thumbnail
LMAO thats fun
Hey do the song called firepower
When the midi for this drops, I'ma fix my Mario cover of it
@@KOMAVEEYT les goooo
bro, you GOTTA hook me up with that Mr. Krabs chromatic man
2:43 Now THAT is how you do a key change. In most fnf songs, the part at the end where they play the chorus again but raise the pitch for no reason sound worse and I wish it wasn't there, but in this masterpiece it actually adds tension to the song. Definitely the best song of the mod, and you get a standing ovation from me
The voice line before also adds alot to it, since Mr crabs is saying "NOOO I'm the last honest man in bikini bottom!" and it kinda sounds like SpongeBob gets even madder after he says that, that's what I like to think at least
@@wedsaqwerf101
"You aren't the last honest man in Bikini bottom! You are the LEAST Honest!"
This song kept me from forgetting this mod existed it was that good, it’s really good!
i think the pitch raising is supposed to make them sound angrier since they start yelling, but yeah the repeating ending can get annoying to other people (personally i don't care most of the time, so i just said other people)
@@funnijesterguy yeah, most of the time pitch raising isn't annoying, I would just prefer it if it didn't happen, since to me it doesn't convey that they start yelling.
DUDE, YOU HAD ME SCREAMING ON GAME LMAOO, I LOVED THE V1, BUT WITH THIS VERSION JUST GOT SO DAMN MORE CRAZY!
This one is def my favorite song out of all of the FNF mods
@@Vulpsky17 it’s my favorite song Period.
I cant stop thinking about how SpongeBob sounds like he is saying iced tea at some parts. Notably at 2:18
I pointed that out to myself when I first heard this
Niice teeeaaa
Mice tea
Rice Tea
2:20-4:00
Spongebob: *Proceeds To Rap About The Krabby Patty Lore*
Mr Krabs: *Being Harassed And Losing The 1v1 Battle Between Him And SpongeBob*
1:00 LESS GOO THE GOOD PART STAYED
Managed to find two motifs of the Spongebob ost. Obviously there's the most consistent one being Grass Skirt Chase at 1:25
The other one struck me as familar when I first heard it, Best Day Ever at 3:38
There's also jellyfish jam at 2:05
@@CalciumLmao ohhh, i sorta see that now thanks
I KNEW 3:38 sounded familiar
And pj masks theme song at 3:39
@@jacobsworld7573 💀 ur joking right
God the changed ending fucking slaps cannibalism is so much better then before AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING
Bro imaging saying that to someone with no context of fnf mods and fnf insert example: “ what the hell cannibalism is not cool man what the actual hell??? “
I love this new version of the song. So many things are improved, and I loved the angry mob touch and the new ending.
Man really fixed a songs one problem and then made it last a good chunk longer and just perfected the song that already was great. Legend.
HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR OWN AMAZING SONG SOUND MORE LIKE A BANGER BRO
THE PARTS TOWARD THE END REALLY ADD SO MUCH TO THIS AND THEY SOUND SO GREAT, GREAT JOB ON THIS SECOND VERSION. DEFINITELY ONE OF THE BEST SONGS ON THE MOD
Your mom
@@santiagothehedgehogofficia7114 well executed. im laughing rn. (sarcasm)
2:20
Me: *Listens To This Banger*
Also Me: *Proceeds To Listen And Dance To This Song For A Whole Day*
No heroes reference
@@elhackerrobloxiano4662 E
@@elhackerrobloxiano4662 now every fast part of a song with 4 pitchs changes it's a no heroes reference? 💀
This entire reply section proves that youtube can't be used by people under the age of 13
@@therealestcupheadonyt I’m Under The Age Of 13 You Bi-
This is a freaking banger!! I already loved this song, but now I love it even more!!! V1 was really good, and I didn't think it could get any better, but I guess I was wrong!!
0:45 Vegan teacher when one of his subs Says he loves meat
CalciumLmao, I absolutely enjoyed this song. You killed it with this V2 of the song when I played the new version of MCM, and I thank you for making the banger of a track.
HELL YEAH V2 WHERE THE INST IS NOT BLASTING!!1!11!1! (I still love the instrumental though)
Man I just heard the new parts absolute banger again!
Speaking of the instrumental, is it uploaded to the channel? If not, can we have that happen?
what do you mean the instrumental wasn't loud the vocals where just super quiet
Can't we agree how much of a banger this section is? (0:00 - 4:00)
Yeah, we can. And we should.
@@CalciumLmao ok.
It’s a banger.
you got the timestamps wrong, its 0:00 - 4:00
@@DogeRex true lol
@@DogeRex nah honestly i think the best part is 0:00 - 4:00
Dude, FUCK. YES. The original version of this song was already great, but this changed basically every minor nitpick I had with the original, and THEN some. Fantastic work. I really hope that during that new part where you start to hear an angry crowd, an angry mob of fish will form in the foreground. Also, you GOTTA tell me where you got that Mr. Krabs chromatic at, I REALLY want to remix this song.
G ALERT! MAJOR G ALERT!
sup G
Kid name yes:
@@TheIonoZone he be locking himself somewhere safe
mr krabs is not giving up his secret chromatic formula
This song didn't need to be remade, the V1 version sounded perfect already, but this doesn't hurt either.
I'd say it's more of an extension
@@CalciumLmao yeah sorry that's what i meant
the vocals were too quiet because somebody made a mistake, probably why it was remade (that or they just decided they wanted all the voice lines in the song)
You made it even more epic!!!! This was already my favorite so g in v1 now its even better!!!!! Awesome job!!!!!
2:53 has no right to go this hard
2:21 - 2:53 this part sounds the same as No Villains, and that gives it the touch of how the song sounds little by little accelerating
Ikr
“I’m just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge”
“Ok, just gotta scrub deep in your rolls of fat and we’re done.”
@@TheIonoZone "I SAID, I'm glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge"
@@rafaeleliasdegracia5902 "ergh... i hope that's pudding in there"
It’s probably because Sponges are poisonous lmao
This is amazing, i love your work dude.
2:30 LETS GOOOO THEY KEPT MY FAV PART
Reference to no villains
This is so much better than before amazing work
This was the song that made me fall in love with the mod. Thank u for blessing my ears.
glad you guys finished the mod, I love your works
1:26 i hear grass skirt chase
Jesus Christ that was fucking amazing
I saw this pop up in my recommended section and decided to go play it for myself before I watched the video, and I'm so glad I did
3:46 banger part B)
Everything about this is amazing!
I like how 3 Minutes wasn’t enough. So he extended it to 4.
Imagine one day he’s like: “ 4 is not enough, gotta go to 5”
Soon enough he's gonna make it six and planktons gonna join soongebob on this banner battle
@@kieronleonard4584 that would be interesting
@@TheJoker2607 very. It would also make sence if he added the HE KNOWS plankton at the end of it
Bro- You already did super good with the song but now- IT'S STRONGER!
V1 was amazing all on its own, but this is just...
*(chef's kiss)*
i see you more then justin y.
I need a 5 hour version of this, its such a banger.
I love this perfectly, goes hard. I feel like almost everything in this song is executed at perfect timing. Only complaint is the song starts before I can put it on a loop, why I said almost. But seriously though, they did an amazing job with spongebob's epiphany why it's called a Krabby patty
I thought this was going to be a Rick roll for a second lol
Alright dang Cannibalism V2 is absolute Fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
0:50, this video is now safe, from swear words
damn, someone can't even handle a single swear word 💀
Fr lmao
@@astronull8589 gen z kids Moment
Dude this one is one of my favorite songs in this mod
2:30 gotta love the breakdowns
Who knew an argument could make for an absolute funkin banger lmao.
True
Imagine using the word "funk" as a substitute for "fuck"
3:38 nice Best Day Ever sample. Overall dope song.
@@YouGreedyDirtBag2000 not it's not, it is best day ever
@@YouGreedyDirtBag2000 who even told you that?
@@YouGreedyDirtBag2000 🤓🤓🤓
Your all wrong, it's actually a reference to Defeat from Vs Imposter V3
@@WT-um3wi 💀🤓💀
my heart was pounding when the song continued after spongebob said your Disgusting probably cause this song sounds so good
This is probably the most underrated song in the mod. This whole song is a banger all the way through.
this version gives me slight anxiety for some reason 10/10
DUDE! I've been listening to this song since the mod first came out and I CANNOT STOP PLAYING IT! Especially after 2:43 when the beat drops. It's so good! This songis actually my ringtone now 💀
THIS IS IT,THIS IS MY FAVORITE MISTFUL CRIMSON MORNING SONG!
I have to say, it’s my favorite to so I wish you a great year
I have to agree!
❗️❗️🔥🔥🗣🗣WE MAKIN OUT THE KUSTY KRAB WITH THIS ONE 🗣🗣🔥🔥❗️❗️
This song makes me wake in the morning it’s that good, but seriously it’s the best song in fnf in general in my opinion
2:43 me when i listen to this part: *A S C E N D*
3:29 Just listen to the people mobbing Mr Krabs, so nice
BANGERR!!! The v1 was amazing but the v2 is the besttt
3:38
That best day ever reference has no right to go so hard yet every part in this song is a banger you really outdone yourself here
One of the few mcm songs I still revisit
LETS GOOO A BETTER VER OF DE BEST FNF SONG EVER
When it was V1 it was one of my favorite songs of the mod
Now it is my favorite
1:00 and 1:42 are SO FRICKING CLEAN
This is probably one of my favourite songs
The song just got even better!
2:20 For some reason it give me vibes of that final part of no villains
Literally is a reference to that part
i just noticed lol
did anyone realize that at 2:05 was a reference the SpongeBob and jellyfish dance party episode, or was I the last one to realize?
Me too
this is a song i replay ALL THE TIME just because of the music
i always listen to this song when i play something intense
and let me just tell you its a fucking jam
After listening the actual changes made, it does severed Mr. Krabs right for committing cannibalism on his customers in his own restaurant.
The extension makes this track very complete, as someone who remembered the Robot Chicken skit this song is based on.
you could have just said tldr dude
@@therealestcupheadonyt what
@@reddddy shut the up
@@therealestcupheadonyt the hell is tldr
@@gumballmachine538 too long didn't read
References that I have found:
1:25 Grass Skirt Chase
2:06 Stadium Rave
2:20 Ferocious? (maybe a coincidence)
2:31 No Villains
3:38 Best Day Ever
This song is a complete banger!! 😎
2:31
I can’t hear it after 8 months
@@revertingCell I do
This is on par with the best creepypasta mods in fnf, this mod has so many bangers that I cant even decide my favorite
This song is very well done. It's awesome.
Can we all address how this goes so hard, even though the original source is literally half as long as the song itself?
Congrats on making the best song in the entire mod
Edit:best song in every single mod ever
This is way too good it's one the best songs for me
This is one of the most intense non-horror fnf songs I've heard holy shit
i love the detail that spongebob leads most of the song. in the context of the song, it makes way more sense that way
Also god, the key change at 2:41 gives me goosebumps, it’s so good it’s crazy
Why does SpongeBob sound like he’s saying “dancing” repeatedly?
And why does it slap so hard?
now i cant unhear danceing in the song
I hear "iced tea"
Thats what im thinking too when listening to this song
I just hear Natzi
iced tea.
Literally every MCM song has a Grass Skirt reference somewhere, banger
"I treated you like a son me boy!" Says the one who sold his soul for 62 cents
2:42 the Best part
almost a year now, still bangs
I love that voice crack when spongebob says “TUNA!”
I appreciate the touch that SpongeBob leads the verses and it's Krabs doing the response
The reason I like this version better is because of the epic beat drop at 3:38
Pros:
It's longer
The new parts sound cool
The crowd being heard is a nice touch
Cons:
It's longer
Gets boring after a little while
It's longer is a pro *and* a con?
That was intentional, yes. The fact that it's longer makes me bop longer, but to a point to where it can drag. But otherwise, awesome.
I guess you liked the first version, maybe if they kept that length but added the angry mob maybe you'd like this version
I don’t see length as a bad thing as long as the song keeps itself fresh. If the song doesn’t repeat or only repeats a small bit, then I see no issue. I can listen to this, Triple Trouble and such. This song keeps using new compositions and doesn’t repeat so I don’t see it getting repetitive.
Gets boring like your mom, God I'm so funny
2:05 dude I love the jellyfish song in the back. Very nice touch.
That is just pure nostalgia lmao
OOOOOO, THIS IS INCREDIBLE. But if I were to add anything is 2 things, maybe, if possible, you can use the vocals of adult swim of SpongeBob. If not, that is fine. This is still fire. My second one is in the actual song, maybe for the mechanic, is the part for the angry mob (3:24). When the fish find out that "they were fed to themselves." Then they start throwing stuff at Krab's. But SpongeBob is in the way, so he has to dodge the flying objects that the fish pull out of thin air (Just like in the actual show). If the player misses the dodge button, then it's an instant death. If that is not possible then that's fine. FIRE SONG!!! Number 1 favorite out of the rest of the songs!!!
P.S. This is the 100th time if have listened to this song. I have It looped.
P.P.S I know how hard it is to make a mod and create banger songs (I'm making my own called Friday night weirdness. The story so that BF and GF create a portal to the real world, but since they are cartoons, they can't survive in the real world, so they turn the world into a cartoon. They bump into me, and I challenge him to a rap battle.) so you don't have to take my advice. but if you need help creating vocals for any more of your amazing songs. Then just let me know. Again, BANGER SONG!!!
Crazy how after 2 years nobody has seen this amazing comment. Still kinda sad though
2:30 sounds like no villains lol
I was listening to this song when I got a dumb idea, the D-Side of this song would be that one scene with Mr. Krabs and Carl from the episode Selling Out
My favorite song in the mod for sure
"AND IT'S NOT JUST CRABS!,SQUIDWARD!!,THOSE CALAMARI RINGS ARE *S Q U I D ! !* ,AND YOUR CHICKEN OF THE SEA SALAD!?!?,HA!!!,TUNA!!, *T U N A A A ! ! ! !* "
Oh My Lord!,SpongeBob Needs To *C H I L L*
All voice lines in this song 👌:
0:01
SpongeBob: CRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAAABS!!!
0:45
Mr. Krabs: You yellow batsard
I treated you like a son me boy!
1:30
SpongeBob: ... and its not just crabs! Squidward, those calamari rings are SQUID!!! And your chicken of the sea salad? Ha! Tuna! TUNAAAA!!!
2:40
Mr. Krabs: No! I'm the last honest man in bikini bottom!
3:24
SpongeBob: You're Disgusting!
3:55
SpongeBob: I'm just glad nothing disgusting happens to a sponge.
For me this is the Best Song of the Mod
"CRABBY PATTIES ARE MADE OUT OF CRAB!!!!" *proceeds to spit bars*