Homeschooler at Hogwarts

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  • @tropicalagproductions2958
    @tropicalagproductions2958 7 років тому +3867

    Ron: AVADA KEDAV-
    You realize that's your sister right?

    • @jeckjeck3119
      @jeckjeck3119 5 років тому +266

      It's okay, she is a ginger.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +273

      She said your best spell, she didn't say a helpful spell.

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 4 роки тому +38

      I know well AVADA KEDAVA

    • @miloradowicz
      @miloradowicz 4 роки тому +45

      What's a sister?

    • @lo-kal8207
      @lo-kal8207 4 роки тому +56

      @@miloradowicz "What's a sister?"
      *sweet home Alabama plays in the distance*

  • @ME-ke5xi
    @ME-ke5xi 4 роки тому +5069

    “It’s okay, he’s not a Gryffindor.”

  • @anabellesmith4740
    @anabellesmith4740 5 років тому +5961

    "A Weasely's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left closed." My favorite quote ever!

  • @Harley-uc1lu
    @Harley-uc1lu 5 років тому +2914

    McGonagall: ‘gingers’
    Ron: *high fives*
    I lost it 😂

    • @everettomailia8668
      @everettomailia8668 4 роки тому +8

      But Ron your a ginger........

    • @karnewarrior
      @karnewarrior 4 роки тому +17

      @@everettomailia8668
      I know there's r/whoosh for when a joke goes over someone's head but is there one for when the joke smacks them square in the face and they just stare gobsmacked at it? :V

    • @lucazeroblueversion9346
      @lucazeroblueversion9346 Рік тому +1

      @@karnewarrior facepalm?

    • @aciarduce
      @aciarduce Рік тому +5

      As a ginger, I approve this message!

  • @nicolecooper7514
    @nicolecooper7514 8 років тому +1480

    "What's a rose?"
    You name your daughter Rose, Ron.

  • @RissaFaith94
    @RissaFaith94 8 років тому +4416

    "She's a witch!"
    "We're all witches!"
    "Yes, but not all of us are competent."

    • @salixuu
      @salixuu 7 років тому +84

      She legit just called them all female

    • @GothBiDemiGirl
      @GothBiDemiGirl 6 років тому +28

      *cough cough* *Lockhart* *cough* *Umbridge* *cough cough*

    • @stegosaurus6654
      @stegosaurus6654 6 років тому +5

      666th like

    • @Silverwind87
      @Silverwind87 6 років тому +21

      "What are you even saying?"
      "Yeah."

    • @fiomba5099
      @fiomba5099 5 років тому +3

      I was about to say that!

  • @miaward9673
    @miaward9673 6 років тому +2081

    "It's ok, he's not a gryffindoor"
    I love the way even the hufflepuffs in the back agree even though the death was from their house 😂

  • @infjelphabasupporter8416
    @infjelphabasupporter8416 4 роки тому +785

    Ron: What's math?
    Me: *I wanna go to hogwarts*

    • @sampreetbharali1421
      @sampreetbharali1421 4 роки тому +26

      They've got numerology. That's basically math under a different name. Also got physics and chem (in case you're hopeful)...

    • @sevastiangonzalez1686
      @sevastiangonzalez1686 3 роки тому +7

      A Muggle term of working with numbers.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 3 роки тому +11

      I call bullshit this is suppose to be the UK. In the UK they call it maths, with an s.

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 3 роки тому +1

      So do I!!

    • @amberr3662
      @amberr3662 3 роки тому +2

      @@punkwrestle as a UK person, I can confirm it. We say it as maths

  • @karenblan4505
    @karenblan4505 8 років тому +5054

    "I've been cursed!"
    *dies*
    "It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor"
    I freaking lost it XD

    • @marissacruz9880
      @marissacruz9880 7 років тому +89

      and then the other hufflepuffs nod thier heads

    • @ctemp3246
      @ctemp3246 7 років тому +26

      From the Shire it's ok, he isn't a ravenclaw either. We're good!

    • @aidoll3692
      @aidoll3692 7 років тому +4

      Supreme Overlord of the Geeks as long as he is not a slytherin I'm fine.

    • @dylanklinge9966
      @dylanklinge9966 7 років тому +6

      But hufflepuff

    • @sallyyyyrenee
      @sallyyyyrenee 7 років тому +5

      I would have been all like, "It's okay, he's not a Slytherin."

  • @mothmoons
    @mothmoons 7 років тому +5576

    McGonagall's actress (Mallory!) in this skit is SO good at her accent!

    • @gracesgr8t
      @gracesgr8t 7 років тому +299

      Right?! She may not look like her, but she practically 100% sounds like her.

    • @elandrew6406
      @elandrew6406 7 років тому +45

      Abella of Hyrule Mallory

    • @theosproul8547
      @theosproul8547 6 років тому +38

      Abella of Hyrule i know mallory is so good at voices

    • @vrose3983
      @vrose3983 6 років тому +15

      Abella of Hyrule Mallory Everton

    • @helenamirian908
      @helenamirian908 5 років тому +7

      So great, as always!!

  • @scarletttaylor-byrne4248
    @scarletttaylor-byrne4248 5 років тому +602

    *“Two Deaths In One Class,Ten More And I’ll Set A Record”*
    *I Lost It XD*

  • @birdie8663
    @birdie8663 4 роки тому +3445

    “Homeschool has significantly higher survival rates”
    Technically true outside of the wizarding world as well

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 4 роки тому +40

      Because of corrupt gov't and democrats hate school choice. Nobody can take their kids to better and safer schools without paying out of pocket.

    • @punkwrestle
      @punkwrestle 3 роки тому +29

      @@remyllebeau77 you mean take their kids to schools which drain the money from the public schools but get to choose who goes there?
      How about this if this schools are so gop we will send the worst students there that way they can work their magic.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 3 роки тому +21

      @@punkwrestle If the money is per kid and follows the kid, you don't have any reason to complain about "public schools losing money" unless you purposely want to keep kids in terrible schools. Public schools are largely bad because they refuse to deal with bad kids or they are not allowed to do anything because of gov't incompetence. If students hate school and permeate that attitude to other students, school is the last place they should be.
      Why else do you think the Parkland shooter cruz was kept around regardless of how many times the FBI and gov't were told about him? Gov't corruption and incompetence at nearly every level failed all of America and specifically that school, along with the moronic notion that "weapon free zones" do anything to stop a criminal or deranged student, when they actually embolden criminals and make the victims helpless.
      And these are the horrible people in gov't that you want to be in control of schools, as well as having a near monopoly on gov't funding which hurts poor people and poor minorities the most by taking away any other possible choice?

    • @JenamDrag0n
      @JenamDrag0n 3 роки тому +38

      @@remyllebeau77 Well excuse me, but I don't see how it's much of a choice for poor people who have to live hand to mouth and can't afford to send their kids to a fancy, expensive for-profit private school even if they wanted to.

    • @jarjarbinkssithlord834
      @jarjarbinkssithlord834 3 роки тому +4

      @@JenamDrag0n Does not matter if your poor or rich and can afford to send children to private or public schools. 80% of what you learn in highschool is almost never applied the people who created standardized testing and confessed that they regret how they modeled it because it is to narrow and the curriculum that they are being forced to teach will not apply in most of their lives. And yes the original model for a school system was meant to be that of private and public schools were suppose to be for the poor, really poor at that, not the middle class, upper class, or even middle of the lowest class. But now they made it to where the standard is public versus the system it was designed for which was private. It is asinine to think that a model built on a principle of quality education in teaching people life skills and knowledge they will need to function as a member of society would work in a day and age where they are teach quantity and throwing so much at you and grading you off it that you won't be able to function with in a normal societal parameter. I mean seriously do some education reforms that is proactive and something that will take 20 years to implement and by the time it is already be outdated even though it is "new".

  • @its_celestial
    @its_celestial 7 років тому +7107

    Harry: "What's a Shakespeare?"
    Ron: "What's a Rose?"
    Me: "Ron, you have a daughter named Rose!"

  • @kingmello9767
    @kingmello9767 8 років тому +3074

    "BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!"
    "That's not a spell"
    Oh right,right,right
    AVADA KEDAV-NO!
    I'm sorry

    • @kingmello9767
      @kingmello9767 8 років тому +9

      XD XD

    • @mundi9642
      @mundi9642 8 років тому +91

      lol imagine if ron said abra kadabra instead of avada kedavra

    • @sodapopp4078
      @sodapopp4078 6 років тому +17

      That's my favort part

    • @ashlyn97
      @ashlyn97 6 років тому +8

      What is that spell supposed to do?

    • @kayrovdog1479
      @kayrovdog1479 6 років тому +11

      um kill people

  • @kookx187
    @kookx187 5 років тому +94

    *-wInGARdIUm cRUcIo-* *no ginnys were harmed in the making of this video*

  • @user-dg7fn3ih1s
    @user-dg7fn3ih1s 4 роки тому +2648

    2:12
    ”Expecto Patronum!"
    "Eat Slugs!"
    "Bippity Boppity Boo!"

  • @IdoTheChoombi
    @IdoTheChoombi 8 років тому +2641

    *It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor*
    *likes*

    • @miaholberg7221
      @miaholberg7221 8 років тому +4

      YASS

    • @echadwick3916
      @echadwick3916 8 років тому +41

      +IdoTheChoombi But he WAS a Hufflepuff. HUFFLEPUFF HATERS!!!! I AM PROUD TO BE A BADGER!!!!!

    • @arealgirlgamer1252
      @arealgirlgamer1252 8 років тому +2

      +IdoTheChoombi its not like it was harry potter XD

    • @arealgirlgamer1252
      @arealgirlgamer1252 8 років тому +9

      +E. Chadwick i`d most likely be a hufflepuff...
      #hufflepuff4life

    • @elladavis5731
      @elladavis5731 8 років тому +7

      +E. Chadwick go Ravenclaw

  • @biscuitcucumberpatch3311
    @biscuitcucumberpatch3311 8 років тому +2390

    Ron-"Bibity bopity boo"
    Harry-"That's not even a spell!"
    Ron-"Oh right. AVADA KEDAV-"
    Everyone-"NOOO!"
    I lost it ;D

    • @masons8621
      @masons8621 7 років тому +5

      Ashie Pie what does avadakadam do gosh.i need to read more

    • @tara9767
      @tara9767 7 років тому +18

      Mad UA-camr it's the spell to kill someone

    • @masons8621
      @masons8621 7 років тому +4

      Tara Steere ya I found that out like a week or two ago

    • @fandomanimegirl1221
      @fandomanimegirl1221 7 років тому +4

      Mad UA-camr
      It's Harry Potter. Have you read it or, watched the movies?

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 7 років тому +12

      The 3 forbidden curses. Lowest is to control someone. forgot the name. Second is to cause excruciating pain, Crucio. The worst one is the killing curse. Avada Kedavra

  • @brentmccune550
    @brentmccune550 4 роки тому +148

    “More like a cry for attention, gingers”.😂 Ron and Professor Magonagal high five 🖐 but Ron’s a ginger.

  • @TheEmeraldSwordMusic
    @TheEmeraldSwordMusic Рік тому +162

    The best part about this is that when Whitney said 'voldemort,' everyone reacted except Matt. That's perfectly done from the book!

    • @katebass8203
      @katebass8203 Рік тому +4

      Ikr!!!

    • @TFAric
      @TFAric 6 місяців тому +1

      Oh I missed that detail. It is great.

    • @grootatron
      @grootatron 6 місяців тому +1

      Wait who was Matt? It's been a while since I've read the books

    • @TFAric
      @TFAric 6 місяців тому +2

      @@grootatron He plays Harry in this one.

    • @grootatron
      @grootatron 6 місяців тому +3

      @@TFAric oh he's the actor not a character thanks.

  • @Jenema2
    @Jenema2 7 років тому +404

    "Wingardium- CRUCIO!"

  • @syrinathelawyer
    @syrinathelawyer 7 років тому +1211

    "Wingardium Crucio " 10/10 best spell ever xD this skit is priceless, honestly. Love it!

    • @divyarani9746
      @divyarani9746 3 роки тому +3

      My favorite line for sure

    • @ShaddowBladeGaming
      @ShaddowBladeGaming Рік тому +2

      That one makes me laugh every time

    • @avazquez01
      @avazquez01 Рік тому +6

      They float as they are tortured. Like a scene from the Exorcist!

    • @slytherinhouseteacher
      @slytherinhouseteacher Рік тому +3

      my spell has been used, FINALLY... oh crap *running from Dumbledore's ghost* SIR, STOP!

  • @colebowman7685
    @colebowman7685 Рік тому +137

    2:19 me when I first go to Hogwarts🤣

  • @dunkbuscusgaming7016
    @dunkbuscusgaming7016 4 роки тому +2360

    Ron: She's a Witch
    Moira: We're all Witches!
    Ron: Yes but not all of us are competent.
    Lol that killed me!

  • @katehanson3175
    @katehanson3175 7 років тому +492

    "Two deaths in one class 10 more and I'll set a record"😂😂😂😂

    • @tdogg46142
      @tdogg46142 6 років тому +20

      The record was probably set in potions class on the day they tested antidotes. Now remember students, any antidote not approved by Madam Pomfrey is an anti-don't.

    • @jsoc99
      @jsoc99 4 роки тому +1

      LoL

  • @linhvu5898
    @linhvu5898 6 років тому +1920

    "10 more and I set a record"

  • @tallmuffin7898
    @tallmuffin7898 5 років тому +25

    "New! The Wingardiem Crucio Spell. It's the same as the Crucio Spell, but with floating targets!"

  • @PhilosophicalBum21
    @PhilosophicalBum21 5 років тому +65

    Literally every line uttered in this skit is comedic gold and quotable art at its finest. Thank you for your service to humanity, Studio C. I salute you.

  • @boglenight1551
    @boglenight1551 8 років тому +3953

    "Everyone cast your best spells on Ginny, one of them is bound to help" ... Anyone remember the time Harry used Expelliarmius on a spider?

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 8 років тому +76

      +Boglenight He used Arania Exumai, not expelliarmus, didn't he?

    • @jencypetersen3410
      @jencypetersen3410 8 років тому +42

      What about Engorgio? Wasn't that book 7?

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 років тому +71

      Maisy
      I pity the people who don't read books.

    • @benjisaac
      @benjisaac 8 років тому +21

      I've read more books than you can possible imagine- if he did Expelliarmus in the book than that would explain the question mark, correct? I saw the movie last week and haven't read the book recently, and again, my reply was a question.

    • @boglenight1551
      @boglenight1551 8 років тому +14

      Maisy
      "I've read more books than you can possible imagine" You're not too bright are you? Also the fact that you took down the comment proves that you realized just how stupid you are. If you had read the books you would remember that in the maze Harry used Expelliarmus on a spider, also that the spell you said had never actually existed in the books. I feel sorry for your lack of intelligence.

  • @elenasexton3365
    @elenasexton3365 8 років тому +463

    "What's math?"

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 8 років тому +23

      I wish, I could make the same question...

    • @tessa9752
      @tessa9752 7 років тому +25

      Math is a dude that really wants his ex back!

    • @Charlie-hn1qp
      @Charlie-hn1qp 7 років тому +3

      Everyday of my life

    • @Bucketlord666
      @Bucketlord666 6 років тому +2

      Elena Sexton my thoughts exactly

    • @ericeeshan
      @ericeeshan 6 років тому +1

      Elena Sexton a study of numbers aka number magic

  • @abissinya7237
    @abissinya7237 Рік тому +15

    Ron: BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO!
    Harry: THATS NOT A SPELL
    Rin: OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT AVADA KEDAV...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @r.prokop660
    @r.prokop660 3 роки тому +138

    "We're all witches."
    Ron: "Yes but not all of us are competent"
    Oof..😂

  • @cassidycass2791
    @cassidycass2791 9 років тому +1150

    Malory nails the voice

  • @ssamyuljins
    @ssamyuljins 7 років тому +627

    "It's okay, he's not a gryffindor."
    I'm so deaddd

    • @sagemyers7684
      @sagemyers7684 4 роки тому +5

      Along with another 3/4 of the worlds population and then the Gryffindors that aren't intelligent enough to live

    • @koenigkorczak
      @koenigkorczak 4 роки тому +9

      it's ok, you're not a gryffindor

    • @christinaballagh5050
      @christinaballagh5050 4 роки тому +3

      @@sagemyers7684ummm what about Hermione and I got Gryffindor on the test though I thought I'd be ravenclaw

    • @nightsulk4903
      @nightsulk4903 3 роки тому +3

      I'm a Hufflepuff, and Jeremy was wearing the Hufflepuff tie, pretty sure us Hufflepuff's are cursed, one of the only main characters that are in our house also died, Cedric

    • @sevastiangonzalez1686
      @sevastiangonzalez1686 3 роки тому +1

      Why is everyone else against Hufflepuff?

  • @person465
    @person465 3 роки тому +32

    "I think that we all see the value in learning something other than magic."
    "Nope"
    "No"
    "Of course not!"

  • @kylegerwig2071
    @kylegerwig2071 Рік тому +808

    “She’s a witch!”
    “We’re all witches!”
    “Yes but not all of us are competent.”
    I LAUGHED SO HARD

  • @stellenhelision4555
    @stellenhelision4555 8 років тому +304

    Wingard-CRUCIO

  • @TwentyPaphonies
    @TwentyPaphonies 8 років тому +2836

    As a homeschooler, I can 100% confirm that this is what would happen.

    • @maegardner4973
      @maegardner4973 8 років тому +12

      Agreed 😝

    • @thegraphitemoose
      @thegraphitemoose 8 років тому +11

      Ooooooooh yeah, this would happen!

    • @thegraphitemoose
      @thegraphitemoose 8 років тому +22

      I honestly don't want to get into a fight, but I would like to ask why you think I'm anti social? If you actually knew me, you'd NEVER say that about me. Just ask my friends, you know, the one's you think I don't have (btw, most aren't homeschooled.)

    • @PhazonOmega
      @PhazonOmega 7 років тому +17

      I felt like this wasn't too far from what is actually in the movies XD Those people need some help lol

    • @lilabigail8869
      @lilabigail8869 7 років тому +36

      HOMESCHOOLERS UNITE!!!

  • @llamgirl560p2
    @llamgirl560p2 4 роки тому +40

    I love how the teacher has a crush on Harry and doesn’t care if everyone dies.

  • @tonigreen2654
    @tonigreen2654 Рік тому +33

    Finally, a sketch comedy skit where the homeschooler is the more normal of the bunch. Thank you!

  • @kawaiiguru319
    @kawaiiguru319 7 років тому +437

    Ron: My Dad
    Professor Mcgollen: No
    Ron:My Mum
    I died laughing

  • @lanabanana424
    @lanabanana424 6 років тому +107

    “I’m homeschooled” *gasps* “what does that even mean?”
    As a homeschooler I can confirm this is 100% accurate

  • @roughwoof
    @roughwoof 4 роки тому +45

    *That is an alternative universe storyline, if Voldermort killed Dumbledore when Harry was a child.*

    • @katyglazier4981
      @katyglazier4981 2 роки тому +1

      And made Goyle Minister of Magic apparently

  • @michaelismyname04
    @michaelismyname04 4 роки тому +39

    Ron: Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!!
    Harry: (whispers) Wrong studio.

  • @thepieoflyfe9511
    @thepieoflyfe9511 7 років тому +1335

    how would harry not know what shakespeare was *HARRY WAS MUGGLE BORN HE GOT RAISED FOR 10 YEARS BY MUGGLES*

    • @thepieoflyfe9511
      @thepieoflyfe9511 7 років тому +5

      thats what i meant

    • @elandrew6406
      @elandrew6406 7 років тому +27

      Bandi Craft - Minecraft & Madden! The derslys never taught him about it

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 7 років тому +38

      Bandi Craft - Minecraft & Madden! they kept him under the stairs

    • @beepboop3529
      @beepboop3529 7 років тому +50

      ThePieOfLyfe {Bandi Craft} ROBLOX & More! You really think the dursleys would know what Shakespeare is?

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 7 років тому +10

      Wingardium CRUCIO!!

  • @laurenhisey7053
    @laurenhisey7053 7 років тому +792

    "What's a rose?" *We will be having the funeral of one Lauren E Hisey, who died of laughter, this Sunday at **1:42**. All who are able are welcome to attend, thank you.*

  • @thatgirlsarah8820
    @thatgirlsarah8820 3 роки тому +20

    “It’s okay, he’s not a Gryffindor”
    💀💀💀

  • @vol94
    @vol94 2 роки тому +10

    "Wingardium Crucio," has to be the best part. Lmao, just wonderful

  • @calebsteindel5274
    @calebsteindel5274 8 років тому +88

    I lost it at "My dad?"

  • @Laeslaer
    @Laeslaer 9 років тому +56

    "Homeschooling has much higher survival rates"
    "That's ridiculous. Now everyone, we must prepare for when we are attacked by he-who-must-not-be-named"

  • @georgeweasley9297
    @georgeweasley9297 3 роки тому +16

    "A Weasley's mouth is a chamber of secrets best left closed"
    Yeah, that's fair

  • @creeperplayz5742
    @creeperplayz5742 Рік тому +18

    1:48 McGonagall: "1, 2, 3"
    Me: AVADA KEDAVRA

  • @ForTheMinute55
    @ForTheMinute55 7 років тому +36

    "Bippity Boppity Boo!"
    This should have been one of Ron's actually lines in the series!!

  • @reddawn15
    @reddawn15 10 років тому +69

    I'm home schooled and this is practically how I feel sometimes. Not that people who go to public school are bad.

    • @aaaelisabeth
      @aaaelisabeth 9 років тому +1

      Valerie A I am home schooled to!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @mithrandirsilvertongue1406
      @mithrandirsilvertongue1406 6 років тому +1

      Valerie A yes they are...

    • @yuuchan5358
      @yuuchan5358 6 років тому

      Wow . Is it normal doing somthing like this . I mean every child had to go to school ! In my country ! But i don't know if it's different in amerika !

    • @superfluffyshmoopy299
      @superfluffyshmoopy299 6 років тому

      I am too, btw am I the only one here who "not so silently ;)" judges public schools?

    • @forestwulf828
      @forestwulf828 6 років тому +1

      Some of us have parents who couldn't homeschool if they tried. Public school, as much as it sucked, was the only option. It isn't nice to look down on people for something they have no control over.

  • @kimpor7450
    @kimpor7450 4 роки тому +14

    "two deaths in one class ten more and I'll set a record" lmao

  • @jp_wilson
    @jp_wilson 4 роки тому +392

    “Let’s get on before we are all attacked by he who must not be named”
    “Who”
    “He who must not be named”
    “My dad”
    “No”
    “Me mum”
    “*He* who must not be named”
    “Ahhhhhh *whispers* dumbledore”

  • @elliottbarth
    @elliottbarth 8 років тому +43

    Could've sworn that was the actual Prof McGonagall's voice! Nice work!

  • @maroonspider50
    @maroonspider50 8 років тому +58

    When she says voldemort everybody goes ahhhhhhh but harry is just finally someone alive who says it to.

  • @benjaminwatson543
    @benjaminwatson543 3 роки тому +70

    "In light of your inevitable doom as Hogwarts students, we'll be using this time to teach you all how to die gracefully"
    Best quote ever

  • @LOVEZENDAYA
    @LOVEZENDAYA Рік тому +4

    “AVADA KEDAVRA” and “Wingardium Crucio” got me cackling

  • @jordanmoore1027
    @jordanmoore1027 7 років тому +40

    Mallory's voice was spot on

  • @nadsoos2212
    @nadsoos2212 8 років тому +37

    the picking for the characters is AWESOME

  • @CadetGriffin
    @CadetGriffin 3 роки тому +63

    "Leviticus! Why isn't this working?"
    "It's Wingardium Leviosa. Leviticus is a book in the Bible."
    "Oh, I thought it was called Leviathans."
    "No, leviathans are behemoths."
    "I think there's something in the Bible about behemoths, or was that the Nephilim? You know, the giant guardian angel people like the ones from Noah?"
    "I think you mean the Watchers."
    "The Jehovah's Witnesses?"
    "No, I mean the angels from the Book of Enoch."
    "You must be thinking of the four angels from Ezekiel and their wheel in a wheel crossing within eachother thing or whatever it was."

    • @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605
      @grandmatildyfromtennessee4605 3 роки тому +6

      this is a truly impressive comment and I love it. Well done sir.

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +2

      - what did Jesus say?
      - Avada kedavra?
      - No, look at the birds.

    • @CadetGriffin
      @CadetGriffin 3 роки тому +1

      "No. Leviathans are behemoths."
      "Wait, so they're butterflies? I don't recall the Bible saying anything about butterflies!"

  • @hello-ur5mb
    @hello-ur5mb 5 років тому +16

    As a homeschooler and potterhead I love this so much! 😂

  • @sudrianashnazg7879
    @sudrianashnazg7879 7 років тому +337

    As a Homeschooler myself, THIS IS FLAWLESS

    • @dachanel2076
      @dachanel2076 7 років тому +5

      same!!

    • @mayagrace32
      @mayagrace32 7 років тому +3

      Sudrian Ash Nazg same

    • @superfluffyshmoopy299
      @superfluffyshmoopy299 6 років тому +1

      True dat and I was home-schooled as well.

    • @nimaratheelvenhealer1700
      @nimaratheelvenhealer1700 6 років тому +1

      Also a Homeschooler. :D

    • @swvwc8393
      @swvwc8393 4 роки тому +5

      As a homeschooler, this is actually like meeting most people who have been public schooled. Idk why the American Education System fails so horribly.

  • @ctemp3246
    @ctemp3246 7 років тому +279

    Yes but we're not all competent
    *cough*Umbridge*cough*

    • @Rime_in_Retrograde
      @Rime_in_Retrograde 7 років тому +22

      I think she was more psychopathic than incompetent. On that note, I'd like to add Lockheart in for consideration :)

    • @ellalarson2536
      @ellalarson2536 7 років тому +4

      Well, Lockheart was not incompetent, he just loved himself more than anything. But I see your point

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 роки тому +2

      Cough lushius cough

    • @zyoom8796
      @zyoom8796 4 роки тому +1

      lil chris tuten you killed me.I just died from laughing🤣🤣🤣

  • @Wayward_Insomniac
    @Wayward_Insomniac 2 роки тому +43

    I can only imagine how hard is was for Ginny’s actress not to laugh during all of this 😂

  • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
    @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 4 роки тому +9

    Me " well if I die I want to die with grace and poise but with so much drama that I can will an Oscar award for it "

  • @erinwoodward7847
    @erinwoodward7847 8 років тому +413

    Prof. M: more like a cry for attention... Gingers!
    Me: omg yes! Wait a minute... I'm a ginger!

    • @kai_sky8538
      @kai_sky8538 8 років тому +1

      Same

    • @seanthompson3568
      @seanthompson3568 8 років тому +3

      Then burn in hell both of you

    • @brz757
      @brz757 8 років тому +9

      +Sean Thompson Ginger is a choice, you aren't born with it. :P

    • @EliCoolio317
      @EliCoolio317 8 років тому +1

      that has... no logic

    • @chrissergamer
      @chrissergamer 8 років тому +1

      you blew my mind.

  • @alecadamy86
    @alecadamy86 9 років тому +19

    "More like a cry for attention, gingers."
    *high fives the only other ginger in class

  • @nobledonkey17
    @nobledonkey17 5 років тому +5

    "It's okay he's not a gryffindor"
    Thata like 75% of the series in a nut shell XD

  • @caroline8590
    @caroline8590 2 роки тому +3

    “We’ll solve that mystery in June” is probably one of the most accurate underrated lines in the video

  • @benjaminjohnson4045
    @benjaminjohnson4045 9 років тому +31

    That mcgonnagal voice though!

  • @abbycampion5801
    @abbycampion5801 7 років тому +73

    "What's a rose?"
    The name of your daughter, Ron.

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet 3 роки тому +1

      Ron has no daughter cause no one wanted to marry a poor idiot. Hermione clearly married the rich Harry.

  • @Henry-rm5yi
    @Henry-rm5yi 4 роки тому +17

    We'll solve that mystery in June lmao

  • @addifiggs7224
    @addifiggs7224 6 років тому +26

    I was expecting something a lot worse. Thank you guys for being kind to us homeschoolers and not making us look idiotic. :)

  • @themursets
    @themursets 8 років тому +35

    2:14 Steven has Lord Voldemorts wand.....

  • @idk1770
    @idk1770 6 років тому +162

    Ron:Bippity boppity boo
    Harry:That’s not a spell
    Ron:Avada kadavra
    Others:No!!
    Ron:sorry,sorry
    Mcgonnagal:My dear boy. Crucio!

    • @u.v.s.5583
      @u.v.s.5583 3 роки тому +12

      Always Crucio! before the Avada Kedavra! A wizard is allowed to have some amusement before the work.

  • @zinzolin14
    @zinzolin14 2 роки тому +3

    - Stops someone from casting the worst spell
    - Goes for the _second_ worst spell instead
    😂😂😂

  • @BKnight-sx5pc
    @BKnight-sx5pc Рік тому +6

    Me in Hogwarts Legacy after 0.0001 second

  • @gojolovr
    @gojolovr 7 років тому +19

    "It's okay, he's not a Gryffindor..." makes me smile.

  • @shevyszcz6188
    @shevyszcz6188 8 років тому +20

    Mallory is great at professor mggonagle accent

  • @nopenotnow6693
    @nopenotnow6693 5 років тому +17

    2:43 "she's a witch" killed me

  • @DWRocha_
    @DWRocha_ Рік тому +2

    This video from 8 years ago was rescued on tiktok because of the Hogwarts Legacy game... The Avada Kevadra meme is out there... And this is the funniest of all! kkkk Awesome!

  • @maquel89
    @maquel89 7 років тому +19

    Her McGonagall is spot on!

  • @muditay.1790
    @muditay.1790 9 років тому +79

    I always wondered how they got their P.E. credits...

  • @mrfrost6211
    @mrfrost6211 4 роки тому +9

    This reminds me of a classic blunder me and some friends made
    Oh while I'm at it, make sure when casting crucio you don't say crucify by mistake

  • @fatima11dhiya39
    @fatima11dhiya39 Рік тому +2

    "BIPPITY BOPITY BOO" had me dead 😭😭😭😭

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 7 років тому +73

    Watched this multiple times and just now realized.. at the beginning.. Mallory caresses Matt's cheek and Jason says "speaking of magic"

    • @ashajones1787
      @ashajones1787 7 років тому +1

      A Voice Crying Out why does she do that?? was this before or after the christmas sketch where harry kissed her under the misltoe? if so then i get it😏

    • @Pondhs
      @Pondhs 5 років тому

      also mattory

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому

      Multiple times? Not very observation, are you?

  • @itsjustjosie8899
    @itsjustjosie8899 8 років тому +104

    I love how they didn't make homeschoolers look stupid.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 років тому +8

      I agree, I was home schooled for 7 years and some how everyone thinks we get it easy and that we are stupid. But we end up working harder and having more life experience then public schoolers. Not to say that they are stupid they just are locked in a brick building all day and we are going out side playing and learning, they can only learn so much.

    • @markpotts4280
      @markpotts4280 8 років тому +5

      +Lily Dowd People who are not home schooled still can play outside and learn just as much as homeschooled kids. They have more people to tell their problems, ideas, thoughts etc. to, and more time to do it. They also have access to many different tools (ex., a Cricut) that many parents don't have. They can learn from their friend's mistakes and constantly be around their peers. Seriously, I'm curious, why would you say that we don't work as hard as you guys do and that we can only learn so much? I am not at all saying that kids who aren't homeschooled are smarter than homeschooled kids, I just want you to think before you make an uneducated comment.

    • @itsjustjosie8899
      @itsjustjosie8899 8 років тому +5

      +Mark Potts No one is saying public schooled kids don't learn anything (at least I'm not). True, we may not have a Cricut, but we have other things that public schoolers don't have (ex. co-ops). I'm sure there are some kids who work harder than us. When we point out those things, we're talking about the kids who go to school because they're forced to or don't care as much. But while you're saying we're making fun of you, you're also making fun of us by saying that we have no friends- or never see them. So rather than say that, it would be easier to say "hey, I think you meant to word it this way" or "that's not what public schools are always like". We also do many extracurricular activities, for example I've done a girls' coding club where we used a Sphero. Don't assume all homeschoolers are the same. Just make sure you're being considerate, as I'm sure Lily didn't mean to offend you.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 років тому +2

      +it'sjustjosie that's exactly what I was saying.

    • @lilydowd7852
      @lilydowd7852 8 років тому

      +it'sjustjosie that's exactly what I was saying.

  • @icypopsicle9082
    @icypopsicle9082 4 роки тому +77

    (Spoilers for the fourth book and movie)
    “I’ve been cursed”
    *Dies*
    “It’s okay he’s not a Gryffindor”
    Cedric: *AM I JOKE TO YOU?!*

  • @CJCroen1393
    @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +9

    "Don't worry he's not a Gryffindor."
    Speaking as a Hufflepuff, this is unfortunately accurate XD

  • @TheCart54321
    @TheCart54321 6 років тому +11

    1:08 I don’t read the books or watch many of the movies but even I could tell that the part was funny for a reason

  • @andreaelledge5689
    @andreaelledge5689 8 років тому +246

    "Yes, but not all of us are competent." Homeschool your children. It's for their own good.

    • @stephaniepoindexter9275
      @stephaniepoindexter9275 8 років тому +5

      Amen! That's so true😃

    • @michaeltu1156
      @michaeltu1156 8 років тому +2

      if i had any

    • @zackcannon4522
      @zackcannon4522 6 років тому +5

      no homeschooling can lead to lack of knowledge in social situations and socially awkwardness i know two kids who are homeschoolded and they are super shy and they still watch bob the builder and my little pony

    • @ToharaAmah
      @ToharaAmah 6 років тому +4

      I was homeschooled and didn't know basic Algebra until I taught myself as an adult.

    • @owlshipplayset
      @owlshipplayset 6 років тому +3

      +zack cannon Though I agree it really depends, I have a feeling if they still watch Bob the builder unironically at an older age, they may be homeschooled for a reason? (this isn't meant to e offensive, just some kids are homeschooled for mental reasons.)

  • @Soldmysoultorocknroll
    @Soldmysoultorocknroll 5 років тому +4

    Holy crap that McGonogal impression was perfect

  • @eldojones5356
    @eldojones5356 4 роки тому +12

    Most Hilarious lines i have ever heard!
    2:15
    Harry : "Expecto Petrunum"
    Ron: "Bippity Boppity Boo!"
    Harry :" Thats not a spell!!!"
    Ron: "oh right right right"
    *proceeds with rage to cast spell on his sister*
    *AVADA KEDAVA*
    Everybody : "No no no"
    Ron: "I'm sorry im sorry"
    Prof Minerva : "My dear boy........... *suddenly remembers a spell* CRUCIO"
    *Ginni shivering*
    :D

  • @danihascrabs
    @danihascrabs 8 років тому +913

    1:33 "DONALD TRUMP!" *all gasp* "DON'T SAY HIS NAME CHILD!"

  • @HunterBelkiran
    @HunterBelkiran 10 років тому +8

    "wingardium..CRUCIO" haha

  • @JonathanGrandt
    @JonathanGrandt 4 роки тому +30

    I was home schooled and it’s true, we are all witches.

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 Рік тому +2

    "Two deaths in one lesson, 10 more and I'll set a record" and "We'll solve that mystery in June" Why are those both so accurate for McGonnagal! 🤣