The Emoji Movie 😂🔫 - REVIEW

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024

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  • @BLUESHYGUY8000
    @BLUESHYGUY8000 7 років тому +2800

    did you know the Emoji Movie came on the same day World War 1 started, that's 2 tragedies on July 28th

  • @mediadragon2191
    @mediadragon2191 7 років тому +704

    Wreck it Ralph and Inside Out had a baby but the baby was adopted by Norm of the North

    • @rosemaryrichardson8663
      @rosemaryrichardson8663 7 років тому +19

      Cartoon critic 48 😂 OMG YESSSSSS

    • @AverageJoe___
      @AverageJoe___ 7 років тому +10

      Cartoon critic 48 PICKLE RIIIIIIICK

    • @gregoryjeffrey8569
      @gregoryjeffrey8569 7 років тому +12

      Cartoon critic 48 PICKLE RICK

    • @Egiovanni2003
      @Egiovanni2003 7 років тому +4

      Cartoon critic 48 lmao

    • @DankDope
      @DankDope 7 років тому +6

      actually you mean they dropped the baby and threw it in the trash.

  • @thatcleverfox
    @thatcleverfox 7 років тому +495

    Also, the fact that Jailbreak was secretly a princess is also technically a direct rip-off of Vanelloppe from Wreck-it- Ralph.

    • @PaleoSteno
      @PaleoSteno  7 років тому +88

      Oh man, you're right.

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому +19

      PaleoSteno Can you do a rant on Sony Pictures Animation.

    • @Will-ln1il
      @Will-ln1il 7 років тому +8

      +Landon Legate don't you have animat for that.

    • @Bocqurant
      @Bocqurant 7 років тому +34

      ThatCleverFox she's a princess aRE YOU SHITTING ME

    • @Kicksno1fan
      @Kicksno1fan 7 років тому +25

      I havent seen the emoji movie, she seriously turns into a princess? Wtf

  • @Drummershy
    @Drummershy 7 років тому +292

    the emoji movie now has a 6% on rotten tomatos. one person said it has creativity.....i want to die!

    • @terencesmith3961
      @terencesmith3961 7 років тому +14

      It's an opinion though, don't get too upset about it

    • @misty8616
      @misty8616 7 років тому +18

      Extrofera *unpopular opinion.

    • @lord_vwfresh-madeweeklymem5129
      @lord_vwfresh-madeweeklymem5129 7 років тому +22

      Drummershy it was an interesting idea, but it should have stayed as an idea

    • @genericfencer
      @genericfencer 7 років тому +4

      Drummershy if you think about it, it kinda is the most creative movie out there for this generation. really tells you something about the film industry nowadays

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 7 років тому +5

      What if that one person was just being sarcastic and never meant it?!

  • @TudominotheGreat
    @TudominotheGreat 7 років тому +867

    IHateEverything's gonna have a field day with this movie

  • @austinbaker8042
    @austinbaker8042 7 років тому +654

    Wow this movie really is the mediocre blend of Wreck it Ralph and Lego Movie with a dash of Inside Out.

    • @EnharmonicYT
      @EnharmonicYT 7 років тому +55

      Austin Baker And a sprinkle of Toy Story.

    • @Will-ln1il
      @Will-ln1il 7 років тому +85

      and a keg of bleach

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 7 років тому +19

      Austin Baker And the worst parts of Jurassic World.

    • @jevy2099
      @jevy2099 7 років тому +1

      It's like a fucking pastry dish of what y'all said

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 7 років тому +1

      Mix it all together in a blender and you got yourself an emoji movie!

  • @ShallieDragon
    @ShallieDragon 7 років тому +214

    They did a movie about emoji? What's next, a movie about user interface controls? "Oh no, dropdown menu! We'd better run away from banner ad before we get swiped left in the task manager!"

    • @starrykitties
      @starrykitties 7 років тому +31

      Or worse...
      A movie about Fidget Spinners

    • @trashvideocommentator2167
      @trashvideocommentator2167 7 років тому +7

      xXTuff-PegasisterXx (Tuff) at least that would have some memes about spinners

    • @impartialgamer444
      @impartialgamer444 7 років тому

      ShalMusicFX the next movie is about hand spinner

    • @dontdriveat88
      @dontdriveat88 7 років тому

      Why do I want to see that? Am I weird? Or even better, can we just have a movie about anthropomorphic computer components?

    • @theronbowman6462
      @theronbowman6462 6 років тому

      Tuff-Rubies the fidget spinner movie.
      It's about a fidget spinner
      THAT CANT SPIN

  • @SonofMrPeanut
    @SonofMrPeanut 7 років тому +285

    This movie is proof that Sony (and multiple other studios) learned the exact wrong lessons from the success of The LEGO Movie. They saw it was popular, but they didn't (and still don't) know why.

    • @doombybbr
      @doombybbr 7 років тому +8

      The emoji movie is a guaranteed flop. People who know what emojis are would immediately know why it would probably suck.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 7 років тому +2

      SonofMrPeanut They are considering a Peeps movie out there.

    • @sarcasmagasm
      @sarcasmagasm 7 років тому +4

      They're probably not going to learn anyway. Things like this happen because the logic behind why these sorts of cash grabs happen ("It's a recognizable and popular brand!") is logic Hollywood investors and executives more interested in opening weekend revenues than in long term marketability readily accept in pitch meetings, with the added benefit that it's a kind of logic that is the least threatening to the job security of people who make these pitches, and a lot of other people involved in the project ("Gee I don't really know why it bombed, all our marketing research showed this property is very popular with this target demographic"). And also, even if they could understand exactly why something like this would flop in hindsight, there is a good chance they probably wouldn't care.

    • @SonofMrPeanut
      @SonofMrPeanut 7 років тому +1

      GrimCreeper6913 That is a myth. Gendy merely left the project. They're still working on it, but the direction will be determined by whoever they replace him with.

    • @chrisbrasel7509
      @chrisbrasel7509 7 років тому +5

      Lego movie worked because it had strong writing and had a reason why to be made besides sell toys.

  • @GuyNamedCrystal
    @GuyNamedCrystal 7 років тому +413

    TJ Miller said that this was the fastest produced theatrical CG animated film ever, which honestly doesn't surprise me.

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому +19

      A Guy Named Crystal Sony Pictures Animation is lazy.

    • @austinbaker8042
      @austinbaker8042 7 років тому +40

      That's still kinda impressive considering the animation didn't suck.

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому +3

      Austin Baker it did.

    • @Will-ln1il
      @Will-ln1il 7 років тому +6

      +Landon Legate you say that literally every time

    • @Masterge77
      @Masterge77 7 років тому +23

      That shows how little effort was put into this movie.

  • @0monochromia
    @0monochromia 7 років тому +114

    The combination of mass advertisement, the general public, and people watching it ironically is something I think is really wrong with the film industry. Big name producers like Sony know that even if a movie is terrible, it'll probably be a financial success if they just market it right, so they end up being rewarded for bad behavior and laziness, which in turn encourages doing it more.
    Thanks for going and seeing this movie so we didn't have to!

  • @dynamickirby
    @dynamickirby 7 років тому +240

    Can't wait for the fidget spinner movie!

    • @SonicStalker123
      @SonicStalker123 7 років тому +3

      dynamickirby just counting down the months now..

    • @ewkak.8470
      @ewkak.8470 7 років тому +2

      dynamickirby the dab movie

    • @drash79
      @drash79 7 років тому +4

      IN SONY WE TRUST. For shitty moive ideas.

    • @MrHatoi
      @MrHatoi 7 років тому

      Yeah they're making an anime about it called Spectrum Revolution Masters.

    • @V1NCYN1CAL
      @V1NCYN1CAL 7 років тому

      It's probably going to be some Beyblade ripoff or something.

  • @PlagueBunny
    @PlagueBunny 7 років тому +118

    I don't understand why anyone would ever think this was a good idea in the first place. If they thought about for five seconds they'd realize that was a shitty idea. Unlike the Lego Movie, you don't really have all that much freedom with the story or characters. You can build anything from Legos but emojis are limited. They're in a phone and have only one thing defining them. It just seems pointless.

    • @ivanmegafanboy1981
      @ivanmegafanboy1981 7 років тому +16

      It panders to the hip and cool "OMG LOL" demographic.
      A.k.a. the normies.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 7 років тому +8

      it POSSIBLY could've worked as more of a parody, POSSIBLY if it had decent writing
      from the sounds of things, the movie doesn't have decent writing anyway

    • @aitkrapee9042
      @aitkrapee9042 6 років тому

      Iiiiii completlyyyy, the opacity of agree

  • @adrianharper9462
    @adrianharper9462 7 років тому +76

    I'm a person with a controversial opinion.
    I liked movies such as Cars, Cars 2, the Hotel Transylvania movies, Ratchet & Clank, and Shrek 3 and 4.
    But I absolutely *hated* The Emoji Movie.

    • @Mumblejumby
      @Mumblejumby 7 років тому +12

      Adrian Harper wtf? I love hotel transylvania.

    • @MundoJuanci
      @MundoJuanci 7 років тому +4

      I liked ratchet and clank too, despite its obvious problems

    • @jaredthebc5926
      @jaredthebc5926 7 років тому +4

      i like cars 2 and ratchet and clank,but i HATED the emoji movie

    • @3godzilla3
      @3godzilla3 7 років тому +2

      Adrian Harper What? The Hotel Transylvania movies are GREAT! Cars was fine, Cars 2 was awful, ahaha. But I didn't think people hated the Hotel movies?

    • @foxtoons1999
      @foxtoons1999 7 років тому

      I also enjoy Cars and Cars 2, Hotel Transylvania (haven't seen the 2nd one), and Shrek the Third and Shrek 4.

  • @kaneaquino8295
    @kaneaquino8295 7 років тому +124

    I can't wait for the Fidget Spinner Movie.

  • @odinoco
    @odinoco 7 років тому +774

    Fucking Normies
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @fadedlucina8958
      @fadedlucina8958 7 років тому +38

      Nucking Formies

    • @MrTMemify
      @MrTMemify 7 років тому +14

      Charlie Odinoco *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*-please kill me-
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @milkboi2765
      @milkboi2765 7 років тому +9

      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    • @retrogamelover2012
      @retrogamelover2012 7 років тому +7

      Yeah, I think most people that gave this film a thrashing will end up behaving towards the "normies", as the assimilated does to those that aren't in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

    • @bootleggreenthanos5944
      @bootleggreenthanos5944 7 років тому +4

      hello fellow kekistani REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @trent4356
    @trent4356 7 років тому +249

    I saw this movie yesterday and there was a grand total of 10 people in the theater, this made me laugh more than any scene in the movie.

    • @colleen4ever
      @colleen4ever 7 років тому +15

      Why did ya do that to yourself?

    • @TheExon29
      @TheExon29 7 років тому

      It was full for me, and afterwards everyone was clapping.

    • @TheExon29
      @TheExon29 7 років тому +5

      mirkalal Nope, my friend and I love horrible movies. Most of the time it's funny, however this movie was an obvious mistake for more reasons than I can count. Worse, the adults actually laughed at the shit jokes. And the script... stuff of nightmares.

    • @____________4843
      @____________4843 7 років тому

      mirkalal youre*

  • @xandrite_
    @xandrite_ 7 років тому +108

    "Because the normies"
    Is Paleo /our guy/?

  • @ccoabb
    @ccoabb 7 років тому +288

    Popeye was cancelled for the Emoji Movie? Living proof that Sony Pictures Animation sucks at their job and can't make a good, memorable movie.

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому +20

      Miʂʂ αєsthєtíc That's not actually true. Genndy Tartatovsky got fired from Popeye before Sony got the rights to The Emoji Movie. Just watch Animats video on it to learn more. And yeah, The Emoji Movie is awful and Sony Pictures Animation.

    • @ccoabb
      @ccoabb 7 років тому +5

      Landon Legate I love Animat Reviews, he's a great guy and I love his videos. I just feel like Sony should stop making easy cash ins for the family audience. Or at least get some animated movie lessons from either Disney or Pixar

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому

      Miʂʂ αєsthєtíc agreed.

    • @MikeKobela
      @MikeKobela 7 років тому +11

      Yeah, as Landon said, the cancellation of the Popeye movie and the greenlighting of The Emoji Movie was done by two different management team, and don't relate to one another. That was when the big Sony hack happened, and the whole studio leadership changed.

    • @lisabarnes924
      @lisabarnes924 7 років тому +4

      And the reason that Genndy got fired from Popeye was because of the devil named Amy.

  • @DeadAccount33
    @DeadAccount33 7 років тому +49

    Fastest I've ever clicked on a review from PaleoSteno.

  • @samurai_lynn9139
    @samurai_lynn9139 7 років тому +43

    NORMIE of the north

  • @kayvonrad3044
    @kayvonrad3044 7 років тому +56

    next: The Hashtag Movie

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 7 років тому +8

      Kayvon Rad
      Emoji cinematic universe:
      * The Hashtag Movie
      * The Fidget Spinner Movie
      * The Selfie Movie
      * The Planking Movie

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 7 років тому +6

      Damn Daniel the Movie.

    • @matthewsmith8015
      @matthewsmith8015 7 років тому +7

      #LitSweg= Villian
      #VapeNation= Hero
      #ImGay= Weird gay friend of #VapeNation

    • @chestosneakoinc
      @chestosneakoinc 7 років тому

      Clorox Bleach the Movie!

    • @starrykitties
      @starrykitties 7 років тому +6

      The Fidget Spinner Movie

  • @doremi4531
    @doremi4531 7 років тому +34

    They cancelled the Popeye movie… *FOR THIS!*

    • @chrisbrasel9049
      @chrisbrasel9049 7 років тому

      They haven't technically cancelled it yet but probably have in Secret.

  • @racoobi
    @racoobi 7 років тому +45

    We need more reviewers like you, one that gets to the point and makes things simple. Subscribed.

    • @PaleoSteno
      @PaleoSteno  7 років тому +22

      +Scruffit Thank you! I appreciate it.

  • @senilegrandpa5763
    @senilegrandpa5763 7 років тому +66

    6% Rotten tomatoes
    tied with dunkirk in box office

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 7 років тому +7

      Senile Grandpa no way Dunkirk is that shit

    • @AverageJoe___
      @AverageJoe___ 7 років тому +4

      Senile Grandpa Dunkirk is WAAAAY better than this piece of trash

    • @SubKiller
      @SubKiller 7 років тому +1

      wow! this comment flew over both your heads......woosh woosh!

    • @hwoarangthedoorbell
      @hwoarangthedoorbell 7 років тому +5

      Dunkirk beat it $28.1M to $25.7M on its second weekend. I'm hoping The Emoji Movie gets a 70% dropoff like 50 Shades of Grey did.

    • @pyroparagon8945
      @pyroparagon8945 7 років тому

      Sub Killer woosh? What do you mean?

  • @Mumblejumby
    @Mumblejumby 7 років тому +29

    If would've being better if they focus on the boy instead. Sure it sound redundant but at least it will have a focus and character development than just these one note cliche emoji characters.

    • @austinreed7343
      @austinreed7343 7 років тому +1

      Jim's numba 1 fan Or maybe on Akiko.

    • @Mumblejumby
      @Mumblejumby 7 років тому +1

      Austin Reed oh yeah.....

    • @thesatanicdemon1239
      @thesatanicdemon1239 7 років тому

      Wait is that her actual name from the movie? And is she asian/japanese? Not seen it yet.

  • @ebcd9762
    @ebcd9762 7 років тому +38

    I really wish people would stop watching this movie ironically. I'm not even seeing it myself, since I've already seen Wreck it Ralph, Inside Out, and The Lego Movie. (Which were all actually good movies, as well.) Since this movie is likely a cash grab aimed at normies, if it makes money, whether for good or bad reasons, we're probably gonna see a sequel, along with other movies that are basically spin-offs of the same concept. And things can only get worse from there.

  • @GPischke
    @GPischke 7 років тому +49

    They couldn't even bother giving it a more interesting title. Heck, even just "Emojis" would've been better.

    • @Zilicon
      @Zilicon 7 років тому +16

      I saw a comment on one vid that said: The Emovie.

    • @mrmickeyrich
      @mrmickeyrich 7 років тому

      Graeme Pischke
      That is actually a more creative title.

    • @Matt-pi9gd
      @Matt-pi9gd 7 років тому

      Graeme Pischke though I think the title it has is okay your title is much better

    • @loriweikel4286
      @loriweikel4286 6 років тому

      Sorry sair this is a Cristina surver no swering

  • @watchfulstar4995
    @watchfulstar4995 7 років тому +73

    The joke about the emoticons as the elderly really pissed me off. You can tell they were obviously trying to push for a wider audience just from that lame joke.
    This movie is pandering to the nth degree.

  • @SophieGDough
    @SophieGDough 7 років тому +63

    Norm of the north currently has a higher score than this movie.😟😒

    • @PeteKachew
      @PeteKachew 7 років тому +16

      sophia D. Because as bad as Norm of the North was, it was it's own shitty concept. It didn't need to take from other good movies just to wipe its ass on it.

    • @carlbloke8797
      @carlbloke8797 7 років тому

      Pete Kachew yep

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Рік тому

      At least that one is more original, is 1% original, while Emoji is 0% original, even 6% in RT seems way to high for what it is

  • @yochlel2642
    @yochlel2642 7 років тому +15

    I honest to god hope that people start illegally distributing this movie en masse in order to financially fuck Sony over

    • @curbyouredit9184
      @curbyouredit9184 7 років тому

      negative man they started doing that a commentator said he was going to do that and is RIGHT NOW

  • @ariqhaidar7261
    @ariqhaidar7261 7 років тому +23

    Cant wait for the 1000 degree knife movie guys

  • @legometaworld2728
    @legometaworld2728 7 років тому +24

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    • @yossarian7420
      @yossarian7420 7 років тому +14

      EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ANAGRAM FOR THE EMOJI MOVIE. I APPLAUD YOU GOOD SIR.

    • @blackwell4701
      @blackwell4701 7 років тому +4

      Metaworld "Home Jive Tome I"
      This means something.

    • @scaperist
      @scaperist 7 років тому

      "Hoe Jive Me I Tom"
      XD

    • @RANima71498
      @RANima71498 6 років тому

      Metaworld all of these sound like better ideas than the emoji movie despite me understanding what they all actually are.

    • @loriweikel4286
      @loriweikel4286 6 років тому

      What

  • @DannyJennyArtz
    @DannyJennyArtz 7 років тому +16

    3:20 JEEZUS CHRIST!!! The smiley emoji there looks HORRIBLE and creepy as hell! That looks like the ugliest thing I have ever seen in animation. I had to look away in disgust everytime it came up. ugggh xP

  • @MikeKobela
    @MikeKobela 7 років тому +13

    It's sad that Sony Pictures Animation is gonna get so much undeserved hate for this. Don't get me wrong, I think this movie is a pile of garbage, even though I haven't seen it yet (probs will Netflix it). But this whole thing is not the studio's fault IMO. I can definitely see that they honest to God tried to make it as fun and creative as possible, despite the bad concept and script they were forced to work with because of the executives. This movie definitely won't stop me on liking and rooting SPA. There's a crapton of talent there, and they have such a unique, cartoony visual style. The creative force is definitely there. I personally love Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs and Hotel Transylvania for their humor and visual style. I also think Smurfs: The Lost Village was a good film, and disagreed with the critics. Plus, they have many creative projects on the pipeline, like Vivo, made with Lin-Manuel Miranda, an untitled film directed by Kubo and the Two Strings' Shannon Tindle, and I'm confident about the Spider-Man Animated Film, since that one's written by Lord/Miller. And yeah, there are far worse studios out there, even in the mainstream. So yeah, don't hate the studio for this film, hate the execs!

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 7 років тому

      Duh. They're the masterminds of this mess at the end of the day.

    • @culwin
      @culwin 7 років тому +1

      Yeah too bad the people responsible for it are being blamed for it. What?

  • @the_calicrusher
    @the_calicrusher 7 років тому +16

    I laughed but it was cringe

  • @jevy2099
    @jevy2099 7 років тому +6

    The movie's best joke was its existence

  • @Nimbithefallen5326
    @Nimbithefallen5326 7 років тому +7

    I saw the Emoji movie.....there was like 9 or 12 people. And it was *_bad_* .
    Like, there was some annoying guy who looked like a hippie.

  • @guitarwizard85
    @guitarwizard85 7 років тому +15

    I feel that this is karmic retribution for Sony pictures after canning the Popeye movie. I can only hope that this will be the movie that the studio will never recover from.

    • @Tornado1994
      @Tornado1994 7 років тому +2

      It is. RT Score stands at %6 That's just ABOVE Food Fight. BO Mojo adjusted Weekend Gross, it opened with $24.5 Million, NOT $25 million of its $50 million budget.
      And its IMDB score is 1.4. That's Tentacolino levels of Suck.(Excluding the obvious trolled reviews giving it a perfect score.)

  • @purplekitkatemily
    @purplekitkatemily 7 років тому +6

    lol way high five ghost from regular show came to my mind

  • @InvaderTan1
    @InvaderTan1 7 років тому +3

    TJ Miller actually proudly stated "this was the fastest produced movie to date"
    That's nothing to be proud of.....

  • @MartianManHunter2258
    @MartianManHunter2258 7 років тому +4

    So it's pretty much the modern day Garbage Pail Kids movie.

  • @EYTPS
    @EYTPS 7 років тому +13

    Donald Trump is 9000 times better than the Emoji movie

    • @EYTPS
      @EYTPS 7 років тому +3

      SubZeroGirl7890 I respect your opinion

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Рік тому

      I wouldn't go that far.

  • @Lpcarver
    @Lpcarver 7 років тому +3

    I'd probably end up going to the theater and leaving 30 minutes in

  • @NelsonDemifur
    @NelsonDemifur 7 років тому +4

    I'd rather watch Norm of the North then Emoji

    • @TunaBear64
      @TunaBear64 Рік тому

      Same thing, I watched both and the difference on quality is huge
      I rated Norm of the North 4.7/10
      While Emoji Movie is a the very bottom of a list with 170+ movies with 1.9/10.
      Just to get an idea, I HATED movies I rated below 4/10. That's the limit and the Emoji Movie went the extra mile.

  • @ImperfectXIII
    @ImperfectXIII 7 років тому +2

    Have not seen it. Will not see it. Would rather have Genndy Tartakovsky's Popeye or Lauren Faust's Medusa. Shame, Sony. SHAME.

  • @supergamerxda.k.azabuza4031
    @supergamerxda.k.azabuza4031 7 років тому +3

    And this is what the movie made me feel
    ⭐-_-💧

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 7 років тому

      SUPER GAMER XD a.k.a Zabuza how i felt: ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)

  • @RobBob6197
    @RobBob6197 7 років тому +3

    It's sad that amazing movies like Kubo bomb while "films" like Emoji does succeed.

    • @Landon11195
      @Landon11195 7 років тому +2

      Rob Bob The Emoji Movie is going to flop at the box office.

    • @RobBob6197
      @RobBob6197 7 років тому +1

      Landon Legate Have you seen Friday's results?

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 7 років тому +1

      Actually Kubo didn't bomb, it just kind of under-performed.

  • @acousticfoam4184
    @acousticfoam4184 7 років тому +7

    Woot

  • @MrHemaVideos2
    @MrHemaVideos2 7 років тому +2

    Birdemic and Who killed captain Alex has better ratings than the emoji movie, which is probably something we should worry about.

  • @nuclearsilo6971
    @nuclearsilo6971 7 років тому +12

    So what about the Bee Movie 2?

    • @supermagicaldeadguy6205
      @supermagicaldeadguy6205 7 років тому +5

      It'll be better than this shit. Hell, the first one wasn't even that bad. It had mixed reviews on release and every millennial normie just started to blindly assume it was bad after it became a meme.
      You know why?
      Because here's how a millennial normie thinks when it comes to memes that derive from certain movies (and fiction in general, to an extent):
      >Sees a meme based off of a relatively older CG-animated film
      >Older CG is always bad
      >Meme seemingly praises/worships the film or a character from the film much more than deserved
      >Good memes are always based on objectively shit content, *no exceptions*. Sorry Garfield, you're complete shit now and have no redeemable qualities
      >Therefore, the meme is god-tier and the source material is garbage that should only be enjoyed ironically
      This results in statements such as:
      "Shrek? You mean that old, outdated garbage from 2003?"
      Eventually, when Toy Story becomes larger as a meme, you'll hear this from normies:
      "Toy-Story? You mean that old, outdated garbage from the 90s?"
      Are there legitimate reasons to dislike those movies? Yes, especially for a film like the Bee Movie. Same goes for Shrek, which can arguably be more bland if you can't find humor in its blatant parodying of Disney tropes.
      People can even have legitimate issues with the Toy Story movies. However, if you do not think that Toy Story is at least an 8/10, you're most likely Armond White...and I'm pretty sure he's just being a contrarian for the sake of being a contrarian, so....

    • @nuclearsilo6971
      @nuclearsilo6971 7 років тому +2

      Just saying that is the longest comment i have had someone reply to me i dont know if you copyed and pasted the words or wrote them out, but it is the longest comment i have gotten.

    • @supermagicaldeadguy6205
      @supermagicaldeadguy6205 7 років тому

      Nuclear Silo I typed it all out. I tend to go on long rants, as you can tell...

  • @queendsheena1
    @queendsheena1 7 років тому +2

    Just wait until the Monopoly movie gets made. Next we'll be having the Marble movie or better yet, Makeup. Because kids like playing with their parent's makeup. Am I right? Oh Lord, where has true film making gone?

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 7 років тому

      all those movies would be too long to show on the big screen

  • @TuesdaysArt
    @TuesdaysArt 7 років тому +3

    Well, at least I'm not the only one seeing that metaphor. I wrote a huge thing on why I think Emoji Movie mishandled its moral, but I don't think I did as great of a job as I could have.

  • @Remember_Bubblebutt
    @Remember_Bubblebutt 7 років тому +248

    I laughed at this more than the actual emoji movie.

    • @jacktaylor7727
      @jacktaylor7727 7 років тому +5

      remember bubblebutt how the fuck did you laugh to this, it's just as cringe

    • @Remember_Bubblebutt
      @Remember_Bubblebutt 7 років тому +29

      Jack Taylor: not even close, mate.

  • @bananadoctor
    @bananadoctor 6 років тому +1

    The Emoji Movie. A.K.A. everything wrong with 2017 in 90 minutes.

  • @gogglesstv3759
    @gogglesstv3759 7 років тому +4

    it was the best movie in the world!!!! i give it a 1000% on rotten tomatoes. anyone who does not like this masterpiece is undoubtedly controlled by emoji hating aliens.

  • @Northflowo
    @Northflowo 7 років тому

    Emoji movie seems exactly like a thing the theater class I was in would have made. We made a pOKEMON GO MUSICAL AND I WAS AGAINST IT AND TRIED TO SAVE IT AFTERWARDS BY MAKING COOL TRANSITIONS WITH JOKES SO THAT PEOPLE COULD LOOK AT THEM AND GET SOMETHING OUT OF THE THING (and two actors also tried to save it by adding actually great comedy) but in the end the plot was boring and pokemon go wasn't even the main element so I don't see why we called it the pokemon go musical :/

    • @Northflowo
      @Northflowo 7 років тому

      WE tried to make it a comedy but the only times anyone laughed were one joke in my transitions and some stuff that those two actors did. And when one of the backstage people somehow fell down from the stage sitting on a chair.

  • @Landon11195
    @Landon11195 7 років тому +7

    Could you do a rant on Sony Pictures Animation.

    • @GuyNamedCrystal
      @GuyNamedCrystal 7 років тому +8

      Landon Legate Please stop asking every critic to rant on Sony.

    • @Will-ln1il
      @Will-ln1il 7 років тому +1

      +A Guy Named Crystal hes an animat fanboy, so of course he's going to bitch about sony on every comment thread possible to appeal to his idol.

    • @terencesmith3961
      @terencesmith3961 7 років тому +2

      Why not ask Animat since you like him so much

    • @thedevilbutterfly9536
      @thedevilbutterfly9536 7 років тому

      XD exactly

    • @Will-ln1il
      @Will-ln1il 7 років тому

      +Terence Smith I just found out this kid has a fucking playlist of EVERY video of animat bitching about sony. that's sad.

  • @PistonCupProductions
    @PistonCupProductions 7 років тому

    What's next the fidget spinner movie?

  • @bambi3369
    @bambi3369 7 років тому +2

    Waiting for the meme movie.

  • @rapid_
    @rapid_ 7 років тому +1

    my overall feelings of this movie.
    Sad emoji Gun emoji
    "ketchup" emoji dead emoji

  • @carterfranks9014
    @carterfranks9014 7 років тому +1

    There's only one thing in the movie that I even find remotely funny and that's the emoticon's being the elderly. I know its sounds stupid and the movie was awful but literally the only thing I found funny.

  • @gayralseitweets
    @gayralseitweets 7 років тому +1

    I don't like how some things in the movie make no sense:
    1. You can't delete internet trolls, they are annoying online users of app not apps nor games.
    2. You can't delete 99% percent of your phone and cancel the deleting and then magically get all of it back.
    3. How come the anti-virus bots don't constantly chill at the picarcy app since there are so many viruses and spam.
    4. How come the Poop Emoji doesn't make poop stains everywhere
    5. How come none of flag emojis appeared and talked during the emoji movie.
    6. Why doesn't Alex just power off his smartphone.

  • @jhart6764
    @jhart6764 7 років тому +1

    Remember this is a story about emojis ruining a kids life trying to fix their life. This was the greatest piece of trash I ever watched.

  • @Garret_DeJo
    @Garret_DeJo 7 років тому +1

    My friend and I trashed the shit the whole way through. Pissing every Normie off. That was funny though.

  • @jollyranchermsp5351
    @jollyranchermsp5351 7 років тому +1

    What if they make a fidget spinner movie? or what if they make a sequel of the emoji movie ._.

  • @jhojanezf
    @jhojanezf 7 років тому +1

    That's a good idea hydrating yourself with a water gun to the face, it will really wake you up!

  • @CrossbreedAzure
    @CrossbreedAzure 7 років тому +1

    I mean I took a really big 💩 and clogged the toilet does that count as seeing the Emoji Movie?

  • @cristiamjulianayalapena8614
    @cristiamjulianayalapena8614 7 років тому +1

    -10 per cent? I think that at least Norm of the North tries to say something good to the audience.

  • @babywithagunfromfamilyguy3704
    @babywithagunfromfamilyguy3704 6 років тому +1

    I took my bff to this movie for her b day she hated it i said sorry bum dammm you sony i agree with every one its crap

  • @rejector7126
    @rejector7126 7 років тому +1

    Hey Paleo, I was wondering if you could help me out with animated movie that I really want to be good. I can send you the script by email

  • @dezee7944
    @dezee7944 7 років тому +1

    They already made their money back with all the add placements

  • @dacanceledcast6833
    @dacanceledcast6833 7 років тому +1

    I'm sitting here wondering: _"Where the hell is my Lysol Wipes movie?"_

  • @mariochan2.033
    @mariochan2.033 6 років тому +1

    Inside out:😃
    Emoji Movie:Sucide😐🔫

  • @nhoxkhi9530
    @nhoxkhi9530 7 років тому +1

    once you see the emoji movie...you cant go back...

  • @aidenmcd2726
    @aidenmcd2726 7 років тому +1

    I have been trying to avoid this movie at all costs.

  • @terribarnett1107
    @terribarnett1107 7 років тому +1

    *1 year later* The Fidget Spinner Movie

  • @alejandrokudo5463
    @alejandrokudo5463 6 років тому +1

    My thoughts about this movie:
    🖕👉💩

  • @englandboi1-thechallenging296
    @englandboi1-thechallenging296 7 років тому +1

    cant wait for the mlg meme movie XD

  • @rebelalliance6245
    @rebelalliance6245 7 років тому +1

    I relate to that pikachu in the back tho

  • @newtnewt1561
    @newtnewt1561 7 років тому +2

    Jailbreak also feels like a sombra

  • @woutmees
    @woutmees 7 років тому

    Is it weird to say that I thought this movie wasn't that bad?
    Don't get me wrong. The fact that an animation studio went through with this concept is baffling to me. But for what it was, it could have been way worse. I kinda liked the characters, I laughed at some jokes, the animation was pretty nice, and the story was at least coherent. And yeah, it's a clear ripoff of The Lego Movie, Inside Out and Wreck it Ralph (which are all way better movies), but at least it still has its own identity (kinda?).
    Sony has made much worse movies than this. I'm not saying any of you are wrong for hating it, but I do get the feeling that some of you are overreacting. This movie is not the armageddon of animation or anything like that. It's a cash-in, but one that I kinda enjoyed. This is my ultimate guilty pleasure.

  • @UnanimousDelivers
    @UnanimousDelivers 7 років тому

    Pluto Nash was promoted way more than the Emoji Movie. You couldn't watch a TV show without seeing the stupid ad with the Hillary-On-A-10k-Dollar-Bill joke.

  • @williamchico8518
    @williamchico8518 7 років тому +1

    "The Emoji Movie is worse than The Lego Movie, eh?"
    -Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes.

    • @williamchico8518
      @williamchico8518 7 років тому +1

      "Why the audiences doesn't know about The Emoji Movie? Because, The Emoji Movie can suck it. Scott Pilgrim vs the World rules!"
      -Bugs Bunny from Looney Tunes.

  • @undead923
    @undead923 7 років тому +1

    Here's how the emoji movie makes me feel
    😵🔪

  • @joelnavarro5531
    @joelnavarro5531 6 років тому +1

    The imoji movie was torcher

  • @whehevbehshwjjq
    @whehevbehshwjjq 7 років тому +1

    I can't wait for the Emoji movie go.

  • @evolv4145
    @evolv4145 7 років тому +1

    No Dislikes Thank You

  • @mrosenhave3649
    @mrosenhave3649 7 років тому +1

    The video title would work better if apple didn't replace the revolver with a water gun 😂

    • @pmc614
      @pmc614 7 років тому

      Mrosenhave i got the revolver

  • @Dr_Right2
    @Dr_Right2 7 років тому

    When the movie came out.
    *i'm gonna destroy my iphone / ipad. :)*

  • @sampuckett9050
    @sampuckett9050 7 років тому +1

    The scne where high five got deleted reminded me a lot of when bingbong died

    • @ablackbunny3149
      @ablackbunny3149 7 років тому

      but was it just as sad? Did it signify a change in the character/software showing that it is maturing?

  • @kabkabkab
    @kabkabkab 7 років тому +1

    I GOT AN EMOJI MOVIE AD LMAO

  • @ratgrave57
    @ratgrave57 7 років тому

    you dont need a review, all you need to do is shit in the theater and leave

  • @EntraOfficial
    @EntraOfficial 7 років тому +1

    I really love the intro.

  • @_le_clapped_frog_memes2311
    @_le_clapped_frog_memes2311 7 років тому

    Vanellope from wreck it wralth is a cool kid who is a princes
    Jailbreak from emoji movie is a cool kid who is also a princess
    MIND BLOWN

  • @Wonder.house7
    @Wonder.house7 7 років тому

    I gained nothing from this movie. The poorly delivered "be yourself" message was something done thousands of times and done in much better ways. The settings, characters, and dialouge had nothing thought-provoking, and they were either unlikable or uninteresting. They tried to include messages about "living your own life" or "women deserve respect", but they either contradicted the message or slapped it on a scene in the worst way possible. They didn't try to be creative, they didn't try to say something that could impact how we see the world. No, they just failed in every aspect. I walked out of the theater feeling empty, cold, and slighty angry, and I would recommend this to someone who wishes to become a more hollow person.
    💩

  • @mou.2
    @mou.2 7 років тому

    I haven't watched it, but judging by the images you showed, I honestly think the visual design of the human characters in the Emoji movie is much better than that of Inside Out. Credit where credit is due.

  • @mc.gemstone
    @mc.gemstone 7 років тому

    So this is the world we live in...where a movie like this exists and also I seen plush toys of it and I'm just very very scared and afraid...

  • @DannyJennyArtz
    @DannyJennyArtz 7 років тому

    ya I'm not seeing this movie in theaters, at least I hope I'm not cause I'm not sure if my parents will try to drag me to see it with them or not. They're pretty much normies who love emojis and would probably be interested in this. I really hope not honestly, I don't want this movie to earn anymore money

  • @iancassells860
    @iancassells860 7 років тому +1

    Wow

  • @SmartAlec1
    @SmartAlec1 7 років тому

    With the video topics you're making lately, I feel as if you're going to get a subscriber spike.