I think that this has got to be the funniest rant I have ever heard on an AVGN episode. Click the link for the episode it came from: • Atari Sports (Atari 26...
Just plain ass, normal, every day, no question about it, no NFL, no year. Not named after a player. not named after a coach, not named after the referees pet gold fish. No quarterback, dime back, nickleback. Simple ordinary, unembelished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstien, as blunt as a atom BOMB. One compound word; It's mother fuckin goddaamn' sonsabitchin' fuck fuck FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!!!!
Simple, ordinary, unembellished unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB. One compound word. It's MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SON'S A BITCH'N, FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!
I agree that this is the funniest clip I've seen on AVGN. I usually watch his vids because they are so professionally made, and they contain nice bits of information about the games. I did occasionally get a chuckle from his older vids; but this had me damn near falling out of my chair with laughter the first time I watched it.
Just plain ass normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a COACH, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word: It's motherfuckin' goddamn sons-of-bitchin' FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!!
Whenever James does a football game, you know he'll bring his A-Game. I mean, look at episode 200 part 2! As he plays an SNES American football game, he does his own American Football impersonation, involving slamming into things, quick cuts, and grunts and screams.
when he tried to redo this bit for the new episode, one thing made it vastly inferior: not the fact he redid it at all, but the fact it wasn't cut together as tightly, there was a brief but noticeable pause at the end of every shot that really broke the flow and made it less funny just because of it.
Mega Man in SSB4 version: Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no X, no EXE, not a big guy with the same name, not a fat guy cosplaying as him, not a bad box art design guy, no Proto Man, Guts Man, Ultra Man, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, two simple words: it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitching, fuck fuck fucking MEGA MAN! *slams non-existent SSB4 disc into Wii U* UNGH!
MMA: Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no UFC, no Bellator, not named after a fighter, not named after a trainer, not named after Dana White's pet goldfish, no lightweight, welterweight, heavyweight, simple ordinary, unembellished unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: it's mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking MMA!!
TheMovieDoctorful I got one for you, Look at these titles, Racing, Fighting, Shooting. Not this Duty shit. Just plain-ass normal, everyday no question about it, no COD, no year, not named after a Metal, not named after a WAR, not named after the General's pet gold fish, no Battlefield, Plasmafield, Flowerfield, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as a MOAB BOMB!! One action verb, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS A BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK FUCKIN', "SHOOTING" AARGH!!!!
That doesn't even make any sense. Like, how would this pertain to Sonic's design _at all?_ "It's.. MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS-O'-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING.. *SONIC!!"*
Weird. My brother and I used to play this for hours. The passing was pretty fun as you could guide the ball. We had the plays written down for the joystick to select formations. Great game if you invested the time. It’s not N64 Superman that’s for damn sure
Nah I loved it. I thought at first he was going to do like a half hearted one because he wasn't quite so pissed, but he went even further this time around.
tf2 community rn: i just want some plain ass everyday, normal, no question about it, no aimbot, no shootbot, no offensively named players, not after a slur, not named after an insult. No script kiddy, cheaters, hackers. Simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, two compound words. It’s motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitching, fuck, fuck, fucking, TEAM FORTRESS!
Someone doesn't know that it's called football because it's played on foot. Just like "rugby football", yet no one goes after that game. But I'm sorry, get attached to a game so much, maybe you'll be like the rest that commit suicide if your team loses or throw bananas at black players. Real class y'all have.
"Aaaaand, it's one of the worst game's I've ever played in my life." I like how he says that so casually after he rants for 32 seconds straight.
LOL Goddamn you beat me to it! I was gonna say that too!
No Quarterback, Dimeback, Nickelback.
ew
Cody Bogard EWW WTF?! THEIR MUSIC SUCKS!!!, LOL
What About Pennyback
Adam Henry those are actual positions. A nickelback is the 3rd Cornerback on the field while a dimeback is the 4th Cornerback on the field.
LightwolfGamerAce64 what about a benjaminback
This is seriously my favorite AVGN moment of all time
The whole episode is pretty much up there as one of his bests.
He just did another one in Part 2 of episode 200 lol. In fact, this new episode had a few great rants.
This whole episode is super quotable. Probably my favorite in the whole series
This is sooo good. But Bugs Birthday Beating is number one for me Lmao
As blunt as an atom *BOMB*
Andrew Thomas [Prism] as Frank as Frankenstein
ONE COMPOUND WORD
@@lightwolfgamer6430 ...aaaand, it's one of the worst games I've ever played in my life.
Andrew Thomas [Prism] Very Funny
Andrew Thomas [Prism] Very 😄 I
...And, it's one of the worst games I've played.
+Global Warming Skeptic You've beat me to the punch!!
sorry to tell you but many beat you to it
@@reshiram202 idk about that
“Are these football players or are they stormtroopers?”
💀
Can we just appreciate how rare it was for someone on UA-cam to have such a high definition camera in 2012?
I remember watching this when it came out and I was blown away by it
That's part of the reason why it's so incredibly hard to believe how old this episode is.
Which is really strange because HD digital cameras were very common and affordable in most of America by the late-2000s, let alone by 2012.
@@HOTD108_ "Affordable" is a stretch for 2012, especially when UA-cam hadn't really begun paying everyone yet
@@onemorescoutpretty sure that the partner program already existed before 2012
I am an amateur programmer.
But if I ever make a football game.
You bet your ass I'm going to fit that rant onto the title screen.
Why not make that the subtitle?
Like the title is just Football
And then the subtitle is this:
@@shinyagumon7015 Now that! Is a good idea.
Would that subtitle scroll across the screen? Or would it be included below the title?
Just plain ass, normal, every day, no question about it, no NFL, no year. Not named after a player. not named after a coach, not named after the referees pet gold fish. No quarterback, dime back, nickleback. Simple ordinary, unembelished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstien, as blunt as a atom BOMB. One compound word; It's mother fuckin goddaamn' sonsabitchin' fuck fuck FUCKIN' FOOTBALL!!!!!
Aaaand it’s one of the worst games I ever played in my life.
Goldie NFL '54 was always my favourite of the football games.
its even funny when the camera zooms up to his face.
It's not named after the referee's pet goldfish
No dimeback, quarterback, Nickelback....
Simple, ordinary, unembellished unmistakeable, crystal clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB. One compound word. It's MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SON'S A BITCH'N, FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!
tardiscatt28
RRNGH!
+The Nerd Council and its one of the worst games I've plated in my life
EA needs to make this the title of Madden 19.
Funny enough, he referenced that in Episode 200 part 2 and ranted about sports games one more time
He can't ignore them
That was my favorite part
When the AVGN became Alex Jones.
Watch the TMNT review back in 2006. The Nerd did it first.
I agree that this is the funniest clip I've seen on AVGN. I usually watch his vids because they are so professionally made, and they contain nice bits of information about the games. I did occasionally get a chuckle from his older vids; but this had me damn near falling out of my chair with laughter the first time I watched it.
Just plain ass normal, everyday, no question about it, no NFL, no year, not named after a player, not named after a COACH, not named after the referee's pet goldfish, no quarterback, dimeback, nickelback, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, one compound word: It's motherfuckin' goddamn sons-of-bitchin' FUCK FUCK FUCKING FOOTBALL!!!!
It's funny how just about any ball game practically has this shit and it had a plain version a long time ago
I like how the newest episode had a callback to this.
Whenever James does a football game, you know he'll bring his A-Game. I mean, look at episode 200 part 2! As he plays an SNES American football game, he does his own American Football impersonation, involving slamming into things, quick cuts, and grunts and screams.
Men of culture united!
He even made a reference to this very same rant with NFL on nes.
That's the best part of this rant.
This is one of his best rants by far!
MADDEN MADDEN MADDEN, madden 1991, madden 1992, (speeds up) madden 1993, madden 1994,
MADDEN 1995, MADDEN 1996, MADDEN 1997,
MADDEN 1998
MADDEN 1999
MADDEN 2000
MADDEN 2001
MADDEN 2002
MADDEN 2003--
*WHO TF IS JOHN MADDEN ANYWAYS?!?!?!!!!* HE DOESENT EVEN LOOK LIKE A ATHLETE!
"Not named after the referee's pet goldfish"
Damn the UA-cam algorithm is on point
when he tried to redo this bit for the new episode, one thing made it vastly inferior: not the fact he redid it at all, but the fact it wasn't cut together as tightly, there was a brief but noticeable pause at the end of every shot that really broke the flow and made it less funny just because of it.
Exactly, I'm tired of blind praise for new AVGN when it's not up-to-par with his previous content.
Hah! Nice job UA-cam algorithm for suggesting this after the latest AVGN episode!
Indeed
It's the little hand shake at the end that gets me every time, lol
Put a lot of force behind that slam
the funniest gag in avgn i feel is when the camera zooms up to his face and starts ranting and pulls an angry face. Lol
This aged well
Enough for this scene to be remade in his latest episode
I love how he goes 'ow' at the end and nurses his hand.
This and “THE WRIST WAAAATCH” Are my favorite rant moments!
Mega Man in SSB4 version: Just plain-ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no X, no EXE, not a big guy with the same name, not a fat guy cosplaying as him, not a bad box art design guy, no Proto Man, Guts Man, Ultra Man, simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, two simple words: it's motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitching, fuck fuck fucking MEGA MAN! *slams non-existent SSB4 disc into Wii U* UNGH!
... Aaaand it's one of the worst characters I've ever played in my life.
I love how he had another of these in episode 200 part 2
MMA: Just plain ass, normal, everyday, no question about it, no UFC, no Bellator, not named after a fighter, not named after a trainer, not named after Dana White's pet goldfish, no lightweight, welterweight, heavyweight, simple ordinary, unembellished unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as an atom bomb, one compound word: it's mother fucking, God damned, sons-of-bitchin', fuck-fuck-fucking MMA!!
TheMovieDoctorful I got one for you,
Look at these titles, Racing, Fighting, Shooting. Not this Duty shit. Just plain-ass normal, everyday no question about it, no COD, no year, not named after a Metal, not named after a WAR, not named after the General's pet gold fish, no Battlefield, Plasmafield, Flowerfield, simple ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as Frankenstein, as blunt as a MOAB BOMB!! One action verb, IT'S MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS A BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK FUCKIN', "SHOOTING" AARGH!!!!
UGH!!! *shoves game into console*
I loved the callback he did for this in his episode 200 LJN special
I love how he remade this for the newest episode, also can't believe it's been 8 years.
When he slammed the cartridge into the consul that was epic, LOL!
Best AVGN line since "Dark Castle on C! D! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!"
Golden material.
Now follow it up with the similar rant he did on NFL!
Coming back to this after hearing about John Madden. Rest easy.
It never gets old… FOOTBALL
The Batman rant and this one are the best
"Blunt as an atom "BOMB" kills me every time
This should be a kinetic typography.
Before Wii Sports, humanity had Atari Sports! XD
This is youtube history avgn the legend 😎
I have to remember this.
Its one compound word.
best rant of the entire episode
If there was a game called "Motherfucking Goddamned Sonsabitchin' Fu-Fu-Fucking Football", I'd play it.
i'd at *least* try a demo for that
Classic AVGN .
I used this for a rant about the upcoming sonic movie. Specifically the poster, and the type of animation they’re using.
That doesn't even make any sense.
Like, how would this pertain to Sonic's design _at all?_
"It's.. MOTHERFUCKING, GODDAMN, SONS-O'-BITCHIN', FUCK-FUCK-FUCKING.. *SONIC!!"*
@@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733 he's not named after the graphic designers pet gold fish, I guess
No question about it
No NFL no year
How many takes do y’all think it took to get this gem?
Should have kept the "aaaaand its one of the worst games ive ever played in my life" but still awesome
Well what are you gonna do?
Someone animate this moment!
Weird. My brother and I used to play this for hours. The passing was pretty fun as you could guide the ball. We had the plays written down for the joystick to select formations. Great game if you invested the time. It’s not N64 Superman that’s for damn sure
EA needs to make this the title of the next Madden game
which is the first kingdom hearts game you played? just any version of it?
extremely powerful tightening of the grip at 0:16
Lmao I fucking love this shit!
TOUCHDOWN!!!
did you know about the madden curse
Wow. Wonder if I should make a video that's this but with Google images.
I feel like this is somthing a dad would say to get their kids to somthing outside.
Not named after Colts LB Duane Bickett..
Fun Fact: This is even funnier in 1.75X speed. 🤣
relevant
Playing J. Max in World Heroes like....
The last "TMNT / classic" style rant that was actually really good? The callback to this in ep 200 part 2 was hard to watch...
Nah I loved it. I thought at first he was going to do like a half hearted one because he wasn't quite so pissed, but he went even further this time around.
tf2 community rn: i just want some plain ass everyday, normal, no question about it, no aimbot, no shootbot, no offensively named players, not after a slur, not named after an insult. No script kiddy, cheaters, hackers. Simple, ordinary, unembellished, unmistakable, crystal clear, as frank as frankenstein, as blunt as an atom BOMB, two compound words. It’s motherfucking, goddamn, sons of bitching, fuck, fuck, fucking, TEAM FORTRESS!
Futbalfutbalfutbal!!
FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL XD
Gosh, ya think? XD
Pennyback
😂😂😂
0:25
The nerd speaks up for all of us....
Or just you...
The referee's pet doesn't have to stand for this shit. #goldfishlivesmatter
Can we get a scribe of this?
I know it's been 7 years but ask and you shall receive
i agree i hate football
...and it's one of the worst games i ever played in my life.
Aaaaaannnnnddd it’s one of the worst games I’ve ever played in my life.
Hey… I liked Atari 2600 Football.
Aaaaaaand its shit.....
This was the last good rant. Ever since has been really cringe
Fr
Not even. It's a great game. He went for the easy punchline.
... And it's one of the worst games I've ever played.
... and it's actually handegg
go figure
Someone doesn't know that it's called football because it's played on foot. Just like "rugby football", yet no one goes after that game. But I'm sorry, get attached to a game so much, maybe you'll be like the rest that commit suicide if your team loses or throw bananas at black players. Real class y'all have.
And it sucks