LYRICS *Stimpy:* What a day, huh, pal? We've gone Yaksmas caroling, and Yaksmas shopping, and we even crashed the best party of the year! *Ren:* I've gotta hand it to ya, ol' buddy; you've really put me in the holiday mood. *Stimpy:* And just think, Ren! Tomorrow is Christmas, the biggest, bestest, most wondorous day of the year! *Ren:* Yeah... Christmas... *Stimpy:* [yawns] Well, I better be off to bed if I'm gonna wake up early on Christmas morning. Will you be joining me, Ren? *Ren:* No, you go on ahead, pal. I think I'll just tinkle the ivories a bit before I retire. Goodnight, Stimpy. *Stimpy:* Goodnight, Ren. *Ren:* Ahh, Christmas time... There's a certain time of year When the world has a special glow Children's laughter I can hear From sleigh rides in the snow And while everyone's heart is light All across the land One thing I know tonight... I CAN'T STAND IT, MAN! Every Christmas, I am listless Giving gifts just ain't my bag Sleigh bells ringing and off-key singing Christmas music makes me gag To play that junk should be a crime I _hate_ Christmas time! Ugh! Have mercy. Kids with toys, and Stimpy's, "Oh, joy!"s That's just noise to my ears People's greetings and families meeting I'm getting sick on Christmas cheers And all those clever cards that rhyme OUGH! How I _hate_ Christmas time! You dig what I'm saying? It's the time when Stimpy's sickly sweet He's always trying to fatten me with another Christmas treat I hate this "Ho, ho, ho", I wanna go, go, go As far away as I can from that jolly fat cat man I'm blinded by Christmas lights, they make the night too bright Then I can't sleep when I go to bed I hate that stupid tree, and no one sends cards to me All I can see is green and red Just color me blue and I'll be fine I _hate_ Christmas time! Yes, I do! I know what I'm talking about. And I'm not too fond of New Year's, either!
I can totally understand Ren's pain.
Best Christmas song.
An Anthem for the Retail workers of the world
christmas music makes me GAG. Every retail employee has thought this at some point.
"Christmas music makes me GAG."
Since this is Christmas music, you're making yourself GAG.
@@nbuehster I love the way he says it too.
LYRICS
*Stimpy:* What a day, huh, pal? We've gone Yaksmas caroling, and Yaksmas shopping, and we even crashed the best party of the year!
*Ren:* I've gotta hand it to ya, ol' buddy; you've really put me in the holiday mood.
*Stimpy:* And just think, Ren! Tomorrow is Christmas, the biggest, bestest, most wondorous day of the year!
*Ren:* Yeah... Christmas...
*Stimpy:* [yawns] Well, I better be off to bed if I'm gonna wake up early on Christmas morning. Will you be joining me, Ren?
*Ren:* No, you go on ahead, pal. I think I'll just tinkle the ivories a bit before I retire. Goodnight, Stimpy.
*Stimpy:* Goodnight, Ren.
*Ren:* Ahh, Christmas time...
There's a certain time of year
When the world has a special glow
Children's laughter I can hear
From sleigh rides in the snow
And while everyone's heart is light
All across the land
One thing I know tonight...
I CAN'T STAND IT, MAN!
Every Christmas, I am listless
Giving gifts just ain't my bag
Sleigh bells ringing and off-key singing
Christmas music makes me gag
To play that junk should be a crime
I _hate_ Christmas time!
Ugh! Have mercy.
Kids with toys, and Stimpy's, "Oh, joy!"s
That's just noise to my ears
People's greetings and families meeting
I'm getting sick on Christmas cheers
And all those clever cards that rhyme
OUGH! How I _hate_ Christmas time!
You dig what I'm saying?
It's the time when Stimpy's sickly sweet
He's always trying to fatten me with another Christmas treat
I hate this "Ho, ho, ho", I wanna go, go, go
As far away as I can from that jolly fat cat man
I'm blinded by Christmas lights, they make the night too bright
Then I can't sleep when I go to bed
I hate that stupid tree, and no one sends cards to me
All I can see is green and red
Just color me blue and I'll be fine
I _hate_ Christmas time!
Yes, I do! I know what I'm talking about.
And I'm not too fond of New Year's, either!
REN AND STIMPY
That's the same song title, but different a melody & lyrics.
Why does he hate Christmas?