14 11 QI КьюАй Quite Interesting - Nonsense (субтитры)
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- Опубліковано 10 чер 2017
- Sandi Toksvig Alan Davies Holly Walsh, Nish Kumar, Phill Jupitus
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"...where they have the barbed wire museum.":
"How do you get in!?"
brilliant
What a great foursome.
When I played football at school, I was always left back.
Left back in the changing-room.
In Finland, there's the BONK museum: It's a museum of fictitious and outrageous inventions, and at the end, you can design your own fake machine, name it, and leave a description of what it's function is.
Cunning people the Finns ............Also athletic -
A decade or so back their national Canoe Polo team (as in 'playing International tournaments) had a goalkeeper who was 70 odd.
And he was *still* pretty good.
_Bonk Museum._ **English Carry-on style snigger**
@@221b-Maker-Street It is your duty as a true Brit.
Is BONK an abbreviation?
Actually, it sort of has a meaning in English, and that may have inspired them. "Bonk" is older urban slang for "knocking boots."
"The infinite is calling to us via superpositions of possibilities"
sounds like something I've heard Deepak Chopra say, after learning a few buzzwords from Quantum Physics.
No. It doesn't, said the Player on the Other Side.
A bit like Alan's story.
In the States with friends many years ago.
Had a big night on the drink, one mate was the last one in, about half an hour later we heard a weird thumping sound.
When we went to check, he was trying to turn the lamp off on the bedside table with his shoe.
The next hit he broke the globe, threw the shoe on the floor and said "There must be an easier way to turn that off"
This man was and is an electrician.
Ha, this is gold!
I bet your friend did not become a total misery and attack people, biting them and then just giving some lame story to cover the fact that he is truly a prick. What we see is not true, Davis is a moaning and aggressive pig as well as racist. Even former GFs have said he is just horrid as a person. He even has to talk over an Asian person when he is explaining an Asian game, such an imperialist wanker, Afraid the camera will not be on him! And yes, I hate this man. I do not see why he is still on this show.
A filament of his own imagination.
Professional kabadi player here..so very proud..never been happier🤗
Sorry that we copied you when British bulldog was invented. I miss watching kabadi on tv (when I was much younger).
it sounds like an absolutely fantastic time! like when a schoolyard game gets REALLY serious.
I had a driving instructor who kept telling me I need to try kabaddi 😂
"One previous owner" did not get ONE laugh. That was gold.
Holly is just the most endearing creature ever ♡♡♡ :D
There's something sweet and childlike about her voice. She could say something quite mean, and you wouldn't mind.
@@drewlovelyhell4892 there was an episode, later seasons i think, where they did a good cop bad cop thing, and she had to play a bad cop. and she was like "i cant sound intimidating with this voice!" and when she tried, it was so delightfully terrible and hilarious
@@ghomerhust I remember that one! 😆
“Roger” is used because it starts with the same letter as “received” and “Wilco” is a portmanteau of WILL COmply.
3:20
Это смешное совпадение, я действительно кайфом!
Paused to look up kabaddi, I think it's my new favorite sport 😆
Kabaddi, kabbadi, kabbadi, kabbadi!!!
Oh, that bit with the fork and the plate... I was gritting my teeth... talk about reaching across time and space!
Phill is the best... and Nish, and Holly😂😂Nish's Spiderman joke was excellent 😂
I used to yell out baseball when I hit a homerun. It really didnt go over well lol
I LOVE bagpipes!
as an american i must say that i've literally never heard an american call a bouncy castle a "bounce house" in my life
Don't know that I've ever said it myself, but definitely heard it.
in the high plains, ive heard it either way. personally i use "castle" but there are so many styles of them now that "house" has become more common
If you can't convince them with logic, baffle them with bullshit
She is right about the Turkish Sport it's one of there national games.
But she wasn't right about the hands down the trousers, that's allowed but it isn't the goal of the whole thing.
I think they actually had this on QI many years ago, the rules say you can reach inside the trousers but you're not allowed to grab the genitals or 'invade' the anus.
I remember when Channel 5 started, they showed games of Kabbadi.
20:24 No, Ant-eaters use their tongue to eat!
She must be thinking of Aardvarks, which inhale their food wihout even chewing!
Respect to Phil for mentioning Caberet Voltaire, Zürich :)
That worm video is worse than any horror movie I've ever seen.
Hmm, that's odd, I'm quickly grossed out usually but that thing doesn't really bother me.
Just as I saw your comment, that bit was on the screen. Reeepulsive‼️🤢🤮
Kabadi is just a cricket match with human beings as the ball.
Fairly sure there used to be a Pub in Croydon called "The Nowhere Inn Particular" (Sadly closed) which used to have a sign at the centre that said "You are now in the middle of nowhere"
41:19 I have been known to look someone in the eye, say 'OK, I'm done now' and then walk away.
It can't be done with everyone but it is surprising how many people it can be used on.
"You can't land without jumpin." -Ghandi Davies
what about with a plane?
@@inspectorpouzopart of the boarding procedure is jumping, even if it's just a tiny bit.
My pet hate is when you get asked, 'Where did you lose it?" When you say you have lost some small item
I used a motivational slogan generator and got some hysterical posters.
I have an arrangement with house spiders, they're allowed anywhere except the bedroom and bath.
Nemo in the middle of Nowhere.. Can you hear that? That's the sound of another Pixar movie conspiracy being created in the background..
We Americans also call them bouncy castles, depending on the area.
You are still peasants though ;)
I've never heard that term used outside of Britain. Sorry but where in the US have you heard this?
I looked up some pro Kabaddi videos. That looks like crazy fun. :-)
I think I just fell in love with Nish Kumar
Oh dear, really? I can't understand why he keeps being invited back. Not in the least bit funny.
@@DanDownunda8888 in your opinion
Still waiting for that celebrity deathmatch kabaddi
Holly is so gorgeous
this show had me looking up kabbati just to see well built men loincloth's. I was alittle disapointed when they were wearing shorts.
Wishing to examine the comparative requirements of basketball and netball. I joined a mixed team dominating in an indoor league. I so completely controlled, as to be able to determine the score and winning margin of every game.
I will happily admit to a plethora of disgusting behaviours but even as a child I never ate my snot.
Still waiting for the QI Kabbadi team 😂
25:30 That clock in the box is cool af
Wait until you hear about carrot in a box. 😂😭
I instantly googled Kabaddi to check what a game looks like.
41:49 He looks like Jon from '8 out of 10 cats'!
I think the Spitfire pilot is the great Robert Stanford Tuck.
Phillip Jupitus, it's not Da- _DAR,_ like Ta-Dah! It's Dada, like Gaga. 😆
Surprised that none of them mentioned the pilot (43:50) looks just like John Richardson.
Its actually Bob Stanford-Tuck. He was a Wing Commander by the end of the War, and had about 33 kills to his name. He lead the Duxford Wing on some missions. He was shot down in France, whilst on a 'Rubarb' mission. He became a good friend of Adolf Galland.
Wow, a box that tells you the time after knocking on it. I bet it won the most useless thing ever invented award.
Easter island could plant trees ….that’s why it failed in the first place , how about we don’t cut them all down this time ?
The problem with the first 5 minutes is the assumption that profoundness and bullshit are mutually exclusive. I think if you venn-diagrammed that, there would be just one circle, because we are all one..
I'm not
Worthy of the Dalai Farmer 🤣
Sandi 's claim that "What we know as Wild West was only about 20 years of history" is very false. The official patent for barbed wire was issued in the 1870s and only after that its use started to spread. It means that the "Wild West must have lasted at least from around 1820s till 1880s.
Holly Walsh is just unbearably gorgeous!!!!!!
According to Wikipedia, the name “Little Britain” was given to what is now Ireland by Ptolomy, who called what is now England, Wales, and Scotland “Great Britain”
In Irish, Wales is called Little Britain.
@@gtpliquid1290 In little britain wales is called ireland
Point Nemo is the site of Cthulhu's sunken city R'lyeh.
33:00 Point Nemo has another name, Sandy. A name it's held since long before humanity came around. In the language of the Deep Ones and not meant to be pronounceable by human tongues, it is called R'LYEH.
Not meant to be pronounceable by human tongues...Unless you get REALLY stoned and try to say "really."
So who named it Sandy if no one had discovered it yet?
All this talk of museums and no mention of the phallological one?
You don't want to be eating Ramen noodles when that worm blows its nose...Just sayin.
Donald Chapman well said and agreed
A good profound saying I've never worked out is " a dead bird never falls from the nest" if anyone can tell me the meaning I would be SO grateful.
Well a dead bird wouldn't be falling anywhere because it isn't moving. They'd be alive until they hit the ground.
Google informs me that Churchill said it when he was told his fly was undone 😆 cannot comment on the historical accuracy of that quote but, that's what Google says 🤷♀️😂
it sounds like it's some variety of "you can't be hurt if you don't take risks" inverted profundity. I suppose being dead is the ultimate excuse for not taking any risks.
@@eloiseharrison8574 Hail Google!!!!!!
Well... That ruined my chow mein...
I pretty much always hear bouncy castle in the U.S.
Senda Berenson modified the rules in 1892-3, not 1983. Transposed numbers LOL. Ms. Berenson died in 1954.
Ashley Hyatt I thought that sounded a bit odd.
27:40 that's actually a pretty good accent of an American... that lives in the South LOL
I saw a woman do sadly unwomanly things, once. It was the best afternoon of my life. I had to teach Western culture in a school in China, and I remember that basketball was invented by Michael Nesmith, who was the one in the Monkees that always wore a hat. I think that my class came away from that lesson, suitably enlightened.
I think Annette would have been surprised...
First time I’ve seen Holly come last….. said her husband never.
God in heaven, that worm clip is AWFUL to have seen.
Does anyone know that word Sandi uses at the beginning while introducing Nish? I can't hear it well enough to be able to spell it; nagmentary or something? I've never heard it before and want to know the definition.
No, I thought it sounded like nagmentary but I've googled it and doesn't look like it's a word 😂
14:10 that's a very pathetic-looking vuvuzela
Holly looked lovely with longer hair.
The Glass Armonica piece that is excerpted is The Last Transit of Venus by William Zeitler. It's on UA-cam at ua-cam.com/video/4LP8QFR9Qvc/v-deo.html
Arachnophobe warning: Approximately 39:00-41:00 is about, and includes pictures of, a spider.
Thank you soooooo much👌🏼
After the nose puking worm, the spider was like a summer daisy.
Did Deepak Chopra use that website?
Nonsensical that sounds profound: corporate bulls**t generator
Holly Walsh is heartbreaking pretty
then marry her
The roger wilco part... no-one comments on the little string of swastikas...
The string of swastikas denotes the number of planes he has shot down. It is not the sign that he is a nazi, if that is what you were worrying about.
Just to clarify Francis comment, it is a swastika because it denotes the number of Nazi planes he has shot down, if he would have shot down lets say a Japanese plane, they would have marked it with the Japanese flag.
So, this pilot is exactly the opposite from a Nazi since he literally fought them.
Супер что есть русские субтитры. А кто их делал?
500 000 russian soldiers killed in Ukaraina.
@@Komtuuri Мне похуй сколько там их сдохло, я живу в Литве
12:30 Turkish oil wrestling is a fantastic sport
Followed extremely closely by coldplay a sides
I didn't even know.
I make my own luck is a declaration they work smarter, harder and with more determination than you who buy raffle tickets. The belief, only luck will advance ones position. It is a declaration they are as feckless. They imagine success is by way of thefth.
Worst sound; Jimmy Carr's laugh.
I always wondered about Jimmy Carr's weird laugh.
God in heaven I HATE netball, to the day it makes me so angry!
Turkish Oil wrestling.
Kabadi is an Indian game, it's literally written everywhere. Period. Though I've never seen it played in loin cloths XD
Serena Cheyenne I was watching Ka Body Scapes recently and they play it in kacche panches and it's really hot
Who is now going to google Kabadi?
I played Kabadi at school, a game given to us by kids from the Indian subcontinent.
I made one..Theranos😆😆😌
The worst sound is scraping ice of a windscreen.
I'm not bothered by that at all, for me it's metal on metal, like a fork in a stainless steel dish.
Non-locality is the driver of purpose. By deepening, we v̛̀i̕͜b͘r̨̕a̶̵t̸e͜. The goal of sub-atomic particles is to plant the seeds of consciousness rather than illusion.
I'm going to use that site to start a cult! Thanks QI!
Started a cult. Did NOT end well. On the run from authorities in thirteen countries. They'll never catch meeeeee
The British names come from Normandy, not Brittany. In actuality, traditional Breton-language names would come from (Celtic) Britain, rather than the other way around.
William brought along a few thousand Bretons he hired with the promise of land when be became king.
edison 'I can improve on this' plagiarist
I think the researchers have had less of a job as time went on, this show has turned more into a chat .
we have those pan-pipe buskers in canada too, and they are the worst honestly. I am a busker and they are the rudest motherfuckers around. They play with amplified backing tracks which they crank up so loud that other buskers have to go 2 - 3 blocks away. if you ask them to even turn down the bass they pretend not to speak english or just ignore you. When i busked downtown, every other busker I knew had a story about them. We all knew each other, put a buck or two in each others cases, jammed, smoked each other out, etc., and we all disliked them.
Ironically, a dry man CAN be wet, but only, and hear me out, if they are wearing a WET suit! Boom!
That is not a vuvuzela.
Why not?
I'd say it is.
@@DerEchteBold I'm from South Africa, so I can assure you that it isn't.
@@Nick214360
Well, why not then?
@@DerEchteBold a vuvuzela is generally 62 cm long and has no membanophone to assist with with the sound. The sound on a real vuvuzela is produced by pursing your lips tightly to the vuvuzela and blowing hard into it.
@@Nick214360
Oh yes, of course, you're right.
I didn't really notice that this here has some kind of party horn thing in it.
Back in 2010 they sold things that looked like this around here but they worked like actual vuvuzelas.
I'd forgotten how irrelevant Mr Kumar really is. Won't make the mistake of clicking on this episode again.
Why does Holly always end up getting roasted by the other panellists. Last time it was kettle peeing now it's Turkish wrestling
They rib on everyone, it's just in good humour :)
Roasted? she wasn't roasted, they just made very in place remarks about how strange it is for her to watch on youtube half naked Turkish men groping each other.
But either way, don't feel bad for her, they all laugh and make fun at each other, it's their job and they laugh with her, not at her.
KABADI ISNT A INDIAN GAME!!
@@anikdey No, it wasn't. You're wrong. It was invented in Papua Old Guinea.
@@anikdey I'm just glad to know that you're still alive after three years, what with COVID and all that. Good stuff.
Isn't it? Are you certain?
Nish Kumar is the worst comedian on TV. He managed to get into BBC just because of his wokeness and claiming the diversity quota.
what's this bullsh** russian writing on the screen?
Toksvig and Jupiter. Boooring. Thumbs down. No I wont watch.
Those in this life who don't like Sandy could be counted on one finger. He/she wouldn't be a Dane.
Why do they leave Holly hanging like this. It is easy to check. I remember seeing Turkish Oil Wrestling on tv and film several times when I was young. I even thing John Noakes did it on Blue Peter. In the Peter Ustinov film Topkapi, famous for the jewel theft by the man suspended from the ceiling ( copied in the first Mission Impossible film and Wallace & Grommet a Close Shave) there was also a scene at a wrestling match ua-cam.com/video/ZhGme4W06Kk/v-deo.html