ASK THE ARTIST What Is Your Worst Poop Related Tour Story? | Metal Injection
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- Опубліковано 11 лют 2018
- We ask members of Mutoid Man, Mastodon, Meshuggah, Jim Breuer, Devin Townsend, Periphery, Charred Walls Of The Damned, and The Dillinger Escape Plan about their worst poop related tour story!
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I saw Devon Townsend on that tour. Good to know he was making a shitstorm on the highway the whole time
I see what ya did there...
I WONDER WHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
I was on a tour with Dillinger Escape Plan once and I took a 14 inch massive shit in their backstage toilet in topeka kansas. I felt bad, but it was so huge and impressive that i had to leave it there to be discovered.
"HOLY SHIT DUDE LOOK AT THIS HUGE CRAP!" the guy that found it probably
They probably grabbed it out by hand and chucked it at their next audience lmaoo
I personally know of someone who did 15 inches and about 4 inches in diameter/girth...
Aaron Eiermann LMMFAO
Oh my fucking god
Bill from Mastodon is a cool dude
Bill doesn't even look like he is in a metal band. He looks like some kind of executive. Bill is so beautiful. Don't ask a hot dude to recall a shit story
Ok, here's a story from my marching band days:
While driving 3 school buses 4 hours across the state we stopped at a McDonald's to empty one tank and fill another. My older sibling gets off one of the buses first and hauls ass to the bathroom, which only has one stall. 5 minutes and an excessive amount of grunting later and he leaves the bathroom and says to the next kid in line "I'm so sorry." Kid is obviously confused for a split second, then it hits him. The toilet is clogged. Whatever monstrosity was expelled from my brother's anus is now being the Hoover Dam to the Grand Rapids, Minnesota's Mcdonald's men's bathroom. There's a good 30 kids waiting to drop chocolate dragons and my predecessor of birth just ruined it for half of them. That's the only time I've seen this marching band work together, when girls were "standing guard" so guys could void their bowels without having to attempt to pass that blockage that so boldly held its ground in the yellowed porceline throne of the Home of the Big Mac. To this day, he is still clogging toilets at inconvenient times, only now, it's in his own home.
Surprised Ben didn't tell the story of Greg literally shitting on stage.
And throwing it at the crowd!
The title of the video is worst poop stories. Not best poop stories.
@@Itsjesseshaw good post. Excellent one actually
Having IBS, these actually all sound like nightmare stories! I could never go on tour.
BINGO! >.< Studio only bands for me lol
giulienk our singer has it lol
@@colehollow lmao how does he deal with it, I’d have to shit before every show and it would be awful.
The story at the end might be the worst poop story ever told. Sounds like a night in Guantanamo Bay.
I like how he had to point out that he had to take a shower. ISN'T THAT SORT OF A GIVEN???
Right!? Sounds like he only showers when he shits himself or something. lol
As a performing musician that has only ever done van tours and has always wondered how shitting while on a long tour bus drive works, I genuinely appreciate the hell out of this content.
I feel like every video I come across of Bill Kelliher, he wears the same black buttondown
Bill is always so prestine.
you dont fuck with a good formula
thank you for asking the important questions you guys
This was funny AF especially that last one
This was tremendously entertaining
Richard Christy, was it...goat cheese? 😂
Hands up if you're watching this while pooping...
TualCor that’s exactly what I am doing ??? Lol
Yessir
This popped in my feed while pooping, big brother watching.
Hell yeah 🙌
I’m currently releasing massive amounts of feces into the toilet, it’s literally flowing out my ass like a lahar.
Have a great day.
OF COURSE Devin Townsend, the weird guy, is the only one taking a quiet shit ON THE TOUR BUS. Didn't see that coming!
The nofx story where the drummer slips on a turd in Italy and hurt his neck is the best.
Lol epic stories from epic musicians!
Ben's story made me cry laughing.
What's the intro song? The one playing during the first seconds of the video? Those blastbeats are sick
Anthropophagus darude sandstorm.
The Soulless
Sad Mike Patton wasnt a part of this interview. His nickname was the shit terrorist
Why am I watching this, lol god.... I've toured a lot and every poop is the worst. Especially at any venue or dive bar. Oh lawdy.
Burnt ByThe Sun has the best shit story. Lol Also Willie from L.O.G story is pretty funny as well.
Damn right!! This is why I susbcribed
4:02 "...and I pooped in it for the rest of the tour." LOL
Richards my FAVVVOOORRIITTE
Richard Christy is the man!!!
Lol glad they included jim bruer
Dumpgrinder!
Great band name
@@waterdrinker90 They're a shitty band (lmfao)
These are hilarious
I now have to shit, thank you Metal Injection (but do more of these!)
Of course this would be the longest Ask the Artist video, almost as long as my own turds.
The Realness, the Glamour.
Of course Devin’s here of all videos
Lmao this is great
"Me cagué" means I shit myself, lmao😂
First guy looks like he came straight out of a Telltale game
As a Cave In/Mutoid Man and also Telltale big fan, this comment is absolute gold.
@@beholder231297 Thank you xD
Richard Chrusty, I have your shirt ya dang hunk.
Mark - the town was called Assago
Why did I click on this . . .
Toilets and Toilet Paper are the most awesome inventions in the world. THESE stories remind me, its not very important that I wanted a band and go on tours :p.
Hahahahahahahaha the last one js hillarious
That was fucking hilarious
Industrial bucket, large paper pags, coconut husks
DEvin xDDD
4:37hey who shit in the shower? xDDD
😂😂😂 this is the fucking best
jim breuer talking about horses ironic lol
of all the ways to save money I can think of better ways than to get a cheap tour base that you can't take a dump in the toilet ..we can put men on the moon ..and you can poop on the space shuttle ..you can put a system in a bus to handle it
That dingus shirt :D
I was transit van touring and ate a steak sandwich which was very rare. Wolfed it down as was drunk. Next day was so constipated. I had to pull the chunks of steak out my ass. Agonizing and disgusting.
What's the song playing at the end?
ganondorfchampin darude sandstorm
That joke was never funny. Anyway, I’ve long since learned the actual song is The Soulless by Charred Walls of the Damned.
Ben's story fucking murdered me XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ah yes Thee Ol Hot Bagging method
One time the clown from Slipknot pooped in a Snapple bottle and took it on stage. During the last song, he busted it out and smeared poop all over his drums and then wipe his hands on the back of Jim Root. Jim said he was dry heaving for the rest of the song. I read this in a magazine interview about a decade ago. :P
How the fuck does somebody poop in a Snapple bottle? 😂
6:47 'violent diarrhea'
I watching this while taking a shit 🤘🏼
re-upload?
They should've talked to Toby from H2O
Song at the end please
Jesse Benavidez darude sandstorm
The Soulless
Italy LOL
parkway drive when one of them had red shit:"THERE'S BLOOD IN THE WATER"
4:08
I wanna be a metal star in hopes someone will ask me my worst story involving shit too
Vitamin water also gives me the shits...
UA-cam recommended it while I’m shitting 😂
5:27
Pooping in a bag. Is called hot bagging.
How are these comments one year old
Capt'n Shred 🤷♂️ wierd
..I've definitely seen this somewhere before. Maybe it was up before, taken down and just republished?
Should have asked Dave Mathews.
Easy. My pants.
Why?
Taking a trump is tough when you're on the road, eh. 😂
There’s no way vitamin water can do that to you...is there?
Richard Christy is my faaaaaaavorite
I've got an idea for a UA-cam video.....
I posted a comment on this video before it existed.
why does anybody want to know about people's shit stories...i mean and don't even want to know about hetfields and that dude is a god
💩 is silly
what are knee muscles bro XD?
too bad there was no stories from any chicks from band haha!
devin townsend finally got his teeth fixed.
I shit in a bag drove down the street an wiped my shit on my friends car door handle, in the morning he thought it was brownie
Running out of topics are we? Geez... step up your game Metal Indigestion.
I find the lack of blood stories disturbing.
Jim Bruer is incredibly unfunny.
Michael Wagner facts lol
His Sears Paint Department story is funny
just based on the interview perifphery sounds like a band i never want to hear. ("he does our documentaries")
Is Devin Townsend talking to god or something?