One of my best friends sent me a text saying "getting married" . I replied "ayeee that's what's up"....and that was the extent of the convo to this day.
@@x_potato4081 lmao maybe. I don't think they have a date yet but who knows. We mostly talked about the Knicks off-season signings. I'm sure I'll hear about the wedding when he tells me I need to get a tux
@@x_potato4081 I don't think they have a date yet but I assume I'm in it lol. We mostly talked about the Knicks post season run and outlook for next season (u know the important stuff). I guess I'll hear more about the wedding when he tells me I need a tux.
Lmao unfortunately not, I usually envision more like the “reality” version but with a splash of the other variation, but depending on age, time, and the type of people sometimes I’ll think of some rowdy gathering involving lots of loud men uttering incomprehensible sports things at each other, but that’s me trying to be very stereotypical so
@@SnakeDude. hey bro did u catch that game last night? yeah dude its was so cool when the guy went over the line with the ball in his arms, and i was like "whoooaaa how did he do that yo" broooooooo
@@grealish2234it is bs. You're suppose to be therapist for each other in marriage. Only go for couples therapy if you feel you need to save the marriage. Desperate times, desperate measures.
I’ve always considered this the mark of a true friend, and possibly how I was able to have so many lifelong healthy supportive friendships with guys bc I’m able to just pick right back up again. Women tend to secretly hate you the whole time you’re catching up and it doesn’t come out until she drinks 4/5 of the Riesling you brought and tells you that your art isn’t even _good_ anymore it’s like once you got lupus you just got super stuck up
Wasn’t it Heisenberg that said you can never actually observe something in its natural state bc just by the very act of observing something, you fundamentally alter it and contaminate the results
Trust me some of them do lol. I was telling a girl how me and my bro always hanged and talked. She was legit surprised asf asif I said the most bizarre thing😂
Yeah that you made up on the spot bc y’all ain’t out here reading and learning stuff that’s profound you just think it is bc you’re baked out of your gourds 😅 no offense
As a girl, I've never imagined guys talk like that. However, this video has me thinking *they* think *we* talk like that and that's so hilarious to me.
As a dude, my impression is that girls have a lot of these politically correct friendships. Not saying they're fake, I feel like they somehow genuinely care about photos and shit, but I've seen the same girls be completely unhinged in a good way when they really trust someone
@@selohcin Nah. They aren't this sweet. They whine about their boyfriends and husbands, or mock them. I'm often dragged by my girlfriends ( plural, but different times of my life ) to all women gatherings where I was the only guy there. I'm an introvert, so I just stay far, make myself invisible, and observe. That's what I observed.
I missed my friend’s birthday by two weeks; sent him a text. It’s been a week and he hasn’t responded. We have been best friends for 7 years. Still are.
Okay but I’m a woman and this is me with my friends. My best friend and I live across the world from each other and we’ll check in every few months and we pick up right where we left off. Same with my friends where I live now
Men are very funny creatures. I love watching them. Endlessly amusing. They do the same stuff women do just in a man way. There were these two old blokes on mobility scooters crossing the road the other day .... And they way they crossed the intersection you could swap out the mobility scooters and replace with bmx bikes and they would be the same. They literally crossed the road the same way as two teen boys would. How they postured, how they looked around the assessing the traffic, how little they looked at each other but moved at the same time. One leading the other. Women cross the road differently less obvious scanning of the terrain, more looking to make sure everyone is together. More talking. Lol The road gets crossed but it's just a little deferent lol. 😂
I've been trying to change this with my own friends but I knew it wasn't going well when one of my friends moms called me needing help with her car. She was like "Your buddy told me to call you if I needed help after he moved." This dude moved his ass to f**king Botswana and I ony found out because his mother's car needed new spark plugs!
Omg, this is so accurate. I’ve heard rumors that men talk differently, when they’re among themselves, but as soon as a women is present, it’s like a switch and they talk the way we know them. I can verify the content of this video: My crush works in a supermarket, two times i overheard a conversation between him and his friend/colleague. First time, i stood in an aisle and heard his and his colleague’s voices from the aisle next to mine. They were chatting about normal stuff in exactly the same way as depicted in this video. Second time, i came into the same aisle as them, they were setting up products, crush saw me, his language changed. He said to his friend, „I thank you for your support by helping me out with these products.“ His friend unaware that a women was there, „How are you talking to me? I‘m gonna beat you up, man!“
"She´s always been filled with joy but now.................................................................................... she´s filled with a boy............." OMG, I love you guys!
The minimal talking, and the just random entry and plopping down without so much as a word or fuck to give, and then leaving the same way is the most hilariously accurate part of this for me. Greetings when they do happen are either "Sup" and "hey" or they're weird insults as nicknames like a term of endearment haha. Don't see each other for months? Doesn't matter, the interaction never changes haha.
My wife always talks about how one of her friends didn't invite her to the wedding and she hated it. When my friends don't invite me to their wedding, I am just relieved.
My dad met weekly with guy friend for coffee. When he came back, my mom would ask, "How's his wife? How are the girls? How are they handling the upcoming wedding of their eldest daughter?" My dad would reply, "None of that came up." Every. Single. Week! My mom finally trained him to ask that stuff, but it jarred her that he didn't think to ask that on his own.
That is quite accurate. Now that I am retired, I do not have to hear the women at work talking about how bad or inapte their husbands or boyfriends are. On a Monday morning they could go on for anywhere from 30 to 50 minutes. Of course, us men had nothing to say accept possibly a quick recap of the hockey game and usually that was later.
As a woman, I’d dump a guy if I thought he talked like that. 😂😂😂 Also, I have lived with my man for over 15 years and I know how him and buddies talk. They gossip far more than I imagined men gossiping though. I know, because my man will not stop talking on speaker phone.
@@endlesswaffles6504 ok then what is lgbt++++++ All the Americans I’ve met a gay or are confused on what their genders are What is happening over there ?
Wow this is lowkey depressing, I truly wish men had more depth, honesty and raw communication in their friendships, so that male rates of depression, anxiety, loneliness and suicide could finally decrease, instead of what is actually occurring, where the stats are alarmingly high on all those in men.😬
I'm female and I don't nor can I stand anyone who talks or acts like this. It's some girls but not all. Don't like it then just get different girls. They do exist. And guys too - they're not all THIS catatonic (although certain guys do just want to be like this watching sports and hanging out and that's fine as long as that's not all they so with their time). Extremes can be funny tho but everyone uses these stereotypes. Trey Kennedy's female impersonations all talk like this too.
Am female and never once thought guys/our boyfriends talk like the expectation/already know it’s like the reality lol but this was still funny. Tbh I prefer the reality of things 😂
The reality shown here is actually what I've always envisioned as the stereotype of guys talking with friends. I definitely have NEVER thought that guys talk the other way shown here. I actually thought this sketch was gonna be the complete opposite where the imagined version was gonna be filled with bro-ness and the reality was gonna be them having deeper conversations than we assumed.
I actually thought they talk like in reality, you know, never ending the sentence and/or conversation before getting into another one type, and I was right.
Let me fix this for ya... The parts where it says "how girls think men talk" should say "how girls WISH men would talk" and the parts where it says "reality", well yeah, that should really just say "reality" lol
This would've been cap but I know a group of guys (was a part of) who talk exactly like this. Never meet without their wives, wish each other on their anniversary and shit. Yeah.
As a girl who is one of the boys for decades now, can confirm this is what it's like when we chill. All my girls ask about the secret things we talk about and I usually have to respond with we barely talk at all and that's the point.
I had like a three-hour conversation with one of my good friends, who I lived with, and my gf later asked if he was dating anybody. I was seriously about to say "How the heck should I know?"
In case someone is wondering why the Content Machine guys left in the end, I think it's that Trevor's character turned up the volume so he could fart, and the CM guys just took the fart and the increased volume as their exit cue. Just a theory.
Honestly I think the first one is more accurate for guys these days, the second one was how guys talked in the year 2000, now everything is about emotions and feelings and stuff.
My best friend lives 3 states away from me, we text about every other month, we talk almost never. He’s still like a brother to me, words are unnecessary.
"Bro, we were IN the wedding." 😂 Legit the most relatable part 😂
For real, that's me so often
"Nice to meet you, what's your name"
"Bro you've literally known me for like 10 years, wtf"
"Oh, is that what the invite was?"
It’s a good wedding if you got so drunk you forgot 🤣🤣🤣
Shouldn't it be "at" the wedding?
@@hulking_presence "in" would mean they were a part of it. Groomsmen/etc.
One of my best friends sent me a text saying "getting married" . I replied "ayeee that's what's up"....and that was the extent of the convo to this day.
did bro invite you at least lmao
@@x_potato4081 lmao maybe. I don't think they have a date yet but who knows. We mostly talked about the Knicks off-season signings. I'm sure I'll hear about the wedding when he tells me I need to get a tux
@@x_potato4081 I don't think they have a date yet but I assume I'm in it lol. We mostly talked about the Knicks post season run and outlook for next season (u know the important stuff). I guess I'll hear more about the wedding when he tells me I need a tux.
**sniffs** 🥲 beautiful.
Ong bro tell me u got invited 💀
"Dude, hot girls are so hot"
Pure literature right there
Shakespeare himself weeps at the thought of such prose!
The pitiful little _I wish …my girlfriend was hot_ at the end while my guy is stewing in his own filth over here lookin like full ass
not the least eloquent thing I've heard on guy nights
The walking in and sitting down with zero greeting is the most relatable part for me
Lol too real.
Bro the greating was implied.
Fist bumps and head nods, that is the greeting
@@nmoney000sometimes just a murmur
Do girls really think we talk like that? I mean, I’m both offended and flattered
No
Lmao unfortunately not, I usually envision more like the “reality” version but with a splash of the other variation, but depending on age, time, and the type of people sometimes I’ll think of some rowdy gathering involving lots of loud men uttering incomprehensible sports things at each other, but that’s me trying to be very stereotypical so
No 😂
I read this in gay voice
@@SnakeDude. hey bro did u catch that game last night? yeah dude its was so cool when the guy went over the line with the ball in his arms, and i was like "whoooaaa how did he do that yo" broooooooo
A man recommending couple therapy is the most cap thing I’ve heard.
Amen men can't even emotion
@radicalunarReally? Cause all I hear from men is that it's BS. Maybe following too much red pilled content myself
@@grealish2234it is bs. You're suppose to be therapist for each other in marriage.
Only go for couples therapy if you feel you need to save the marriage. Desperate times, desperate measures.
Makes sense to recommend it. Especially if you are generally pro therapy and self reflection.
Weird to do it so enthusiastically though. 😅
Nothing says therapy like being told by a therapist your paying that maybe YOU need to change, while your wife sits there nodding her head...
“Yeah she’s pregnant”
“Oh so you hit that? Sick dude”
😂😂
There's also the not talking for years, yet picking up where you left off if you do, in fact, re-acquaint.
Those years really flew by !
I’ve always considered this the mark of a true friend, and possibly how I was able to have so many lifelong healthy supportive friendships with guys bc I’m able to just pick right back up again. Women tend to secretly hate you the whole time you’re catching up and it doesn’t come out until she drinks 4/5 of the Riesling you brought and tells you that your art isn’t even _good_ anymore it’s like once you got lupus you just got super stuck up
For real
this is the most civilized ass conversation i’ve ever see 3 males have together.
That's what I was thinking. This is the PG version.
Wasn’t it Heisenberg that said you can never actually observe something in its natural state bc just by the very act of observing something, you fundamentally alter it and contaminate the results
You mean the "reality" one?
100% accurate
But i dont think women think we talk either
but they are suprised sometimes, they're like what do you talk about?
Nah they do think that, hence why they get so frustrated when we don’t have the details from convos with our friends to share with them…
Trust me some of them do lol. I was telling a girl how me and my bro always hanged and talked. She was legit surprised asf asif I said the most bizarre thing😂
We don't think you talk. In fact, I'm guessing that's the most you've said in these past two months.
For all girls out there, the long stretches of silence are infact telepathic communication about the most profound stuff, but it only works with bros.
Look at this traitor spilling the beans!!
The Council of Men will decide your punishment on our next meeting.
FACT!
Yeah that you made up on the spot bc y’all ain’t out here reading and learning stuff that’s profound you just think it is bc you’re baked out of your gourds
😅 no offense
That's top secret my man, we gonna have to revoke your security clearance
or it means your sports team is getting hammered.
As a girl, I've never imagined guys talk like that. However, this video has me thinking *they* think *we* talk like that and that's so hilarious to me.
That's because we men have repeatedly seen groups of women talking exactly like this. You DO talk like that, at least sometimes.
@@selohcinhonestly, fair enough.
As a dude, my impression is that girls have a lot of these politically correct friendships. Not saying they're fake, I feel like they somehow genuinely care about photos and shit, but I've seen the same girls be completely unhinged in a good way when they really trust someone
@@resir9807 This ^^ (am a girl, do get unhinged with trusted friends)
@@selohcin
Nah. They aren't this sweet. They whine about their boyfriends and husbands, or mock them. I'm often dragged by my girlfriends ( plural, but different times of my life ) to all women gatherings where I was the only guy there. I'm an introvert, so I just stay far, make myself invisible, and observe. That's what I observed.
“Probably her fault” was spot on
A more accurate title would be: how girls talk with friends vs guys talk with friends
Or how girls wish we talked with friends.
"Bro, we were in the wedding."
oh so that was what the invite was?
_😂_
🤣
About 10 minutes after a group of guys start talking, the topic will become the Roman Empire.
How come?
@@rainday1539If ykyk if not it can not be explained 😢
or Stalingard or some shit
Or the fighting prowes of various animals
The Roman Empire is a fascinating subject.
"filled with joy, now filled with a boy" wonderfull 😂😂
I can ask any question about my boyfriend's friends and his answer is "IDK, we don't talk about that." Girls tell each other almost everything!!!
That's why men aren't dating anymore, you girls need to know some things are private.
I missed my friend’s birthday by two weeks; sent him a text. It’s been a week and he hasn’t responded.
We have been best friends for 7 years. Still are.
Based
Okay but I’m a woman and this is me with my friends. My best friend and I live across the world from each other and we’ll check in every few months and we pick up right where we left off. Same with my friends where I live now
Men text now?
i dont even know my friends bday and we have been friends for 12 yrs XD
That's a huge fight if you're women. Lol
"There's nothing in the world that words can't solve." 😂
Yeah! That was witty
Or destroy.
Zesty Tyler is the best 😂
I'm pretty concerned if girls think we talk like that 😂
I didn't but kinda hoped like 50% similar...again i said hoped
I'm pretty concerned if they don't.
I think it's more a case of they wish we talked like that.
The most hilarious part is that all of them were invited, THEY WENT and forgot IT
yep.... that checks out
They went because the bro was calling to come, it was no matter for them the reason. These are real friends who worth more then gold.
"Bro, we were *in the wedding*." Gold 😭😭😭
"I cannot wait to get cuffed." Well I have heard that one, it was just in a slightly different context.
Men are very funny creatures. I love watching them. Endlessly amusing. They do the same stuff women do just in a man way.
There were these two old blokes on mobility scooters crossing the road the other day .... And they way they crossed the intersection you could swap out the mobility scooters and replace with bmx bikes and they would be the same. They literally crossed the road the same way as two teen boys would. How they postured, how they looked around the assessing the traffic, how little they looked at each other but moved at the same time. One leading the other.
Women cross the road differently less obvious scanning of the terrain, more looking to make sure everyone is together. More talking. Lol
The road gets crossed but it's just a little deferent lol. 😂
We all know there's that guy in every friends group that will set another timer, this one for 18 years and 9 months iykyk 💀
skkkkuuuuuuuuullllllllleeemmmmoooojjjjiiiii!!!!!!!
guuuuuiillllty! 😅
@@asahearts1 huhh?🤨
Genuine question, what does this mean?
@@kr4547means in 18 years the baby will be 18 years old
So... they think we Gay AF?
Nah, they got this wrong
My thoughts exactly! I thought they were going to call each other 'girlfriend' 😮
More like they think guys communicate the way girls do. Like they think that’s the only way to communicate.
Tyler always gets in character the best 😂😂💯
I guess that should actually be "what guys assume that girls think how guys talk to each other😅"
I don’t think that’s even a well formed noun phrase tbh
I've been trying to change this with my own friends but I knew it wasn't going well when one of my friends moms called me needing help with her car. She was like "Your buddy told me to call you if I needed help after he moved."
This dude moved his ass to f**king Botswana and I ony found out because his mother's car needed new spark plugs!
😂😂😂😂
That's on brand, I don't tell people if I'm even moving, they just get a video call of me "suhh dude 😎"
Omg, this is so accurate. I’ve heard rumors that men talk differently, when they’re among themselves, but as soon as a women is present, it’s like a switch and they talk the way we know them. I can verify the content of this video:
My crush works in a supermarket, two times i overheard a conversation between him and his friend/colleague.
First time, i stood in an aisle and heard his and his colleague’s voices from the aisle next to mine. They were chatting about normal stuff in exactly the same way as depicted in this video.
Second time, i came into the same aisle as them, they were setting up products, crush saw me, his language changed. He said to his friend, „I thank you for your support by helping me out with these products.“ His friend unaware that a women was there, „How are you talking to me? I‘m gonna beat you up, man!“
"She´s always been filled with joy but now.................................................................................... she´s filled with a boy............." OMG, I love you guys!
The most accurate thing out of all of this is how little we talk about women vs how much they think we talk about them. XD
1:57 "Bro we were IN the wedding." 😭😂 That killed me.
The minimal talking, and the just random entry and plopping down without so much as a word or fuck to give, and then leaving the same way is the most hilariously accurate part of this for me. Greetings when they do happen are either "Sup" and "hey" or they're weird insults as nicknames like a term of endearment haha. Don't see each other for months? Doesn't matter, the interaction never changes haha.
We don't think that's how they talk but you'll always make my day please always keep posting 😂❤️
Not so sure about that
Nah it's pretty accurate
This isnt how woman talk this is how aunts talk at family gathering
Ikr?
Aunts are also women?
@@slampestbut what is a woman
@@stan-qf3dk a woman is a man with a wo- in front of it
@@slampest You speak nothing but facts
My wife always talks about how one of her friends didn't invite her to the wedding and she hated it.
When my friends don't invite me to their wedding, I am just relieved.
Alternate title: How girls talk vs how guys talk
My dad met weekly with guy friend for coffee. When he came back, my mom would ask, "How's his wife? How are the girls? How are they handling the upcoming wedding of their eldest daughter?" My dad would reply, "None of that came up." Every. Single. Week! My mom finally trained him to ask that stuff, but it jarred her that he didn't think to ask that on his own.
That is quite accurate. Now that I am retired, I do not have to hear the women at work talking about how bad or inapte their husbands or boyfriends are. On a Monday morning they could go on for anywhere from 30 to 50 minutes. Of course, us men had nothing to say accept possibly a quick recap of the hockey game and usually that was later.
That pretty much tells me who does the actual work and who doesn't. Not really surprising either...
"It's made our love for each other... even deeper"
They think we act 100% gay with the homies.
They don't know 30% is the sweet spot if we have socks on. Otherwise it's 20%
It's only gay if you forget to say "no homo"
As a woman, I’d dump a guy if I thought he talked like that. 😂😂😂 Also, I have lived with my man for over 15 years and I know how him and buddies talk. They gossip far more than I imagined men gossiping though. I know, because my man will not stop talking on speaker phone.
Also, Ladies, the guys reality is pretty close to how most of us assumed you were until we see y'all hang out together. Y'all are insane.
“Dude hot girls are so hot”
Shakespeare right here
I think these women spent a little more time with gay guys than guys. Cuz those are the only guys I know that talk like this
Aren’t all Americans gay ?
@@Mazoncodm I’m not
@@Mazoncodm if we were, we'd run out of Americans pretty quickly.
@@endlesswaffles6504 ok then what is lgbt++++++
All the Americans I’ve met a gay or are confused on what their genders are
What is happening over there ?
@@shelbylover1359 you look like you are
This feels more like a Trevor video than a content machine
Wow this is lowkey depressing, I truly wish men had more depth, honesty and raw communication in their friendships, so that male rates of depression, anxiety, loneliness and suicide could finally decrease, instead of what is actually occurring, where the stats are alarmingly high on all those in men.😬
These feel like two extremes that should never happen as it ultimately would hurt both parties involved
I'm female and I don't nor can I stand anyone who talks or acts like this. It's some girls but not all. Don't like it then just get different girls. They do exist. And guys too - they're not all THIS catatonic (although certain guys do just want to be like this watching sports and hanging out and that's fine as long as that's not all they so with their time). Extremes can be funny tho but everyone uses these stereotypes. Trey Kennedy's female impersonations all talk like this too.
As a woman, I’ve always assumed the majority of male interactions are drinking, smoking, talking shit and calling each other gay 😆
Alternate title : How some people think gays men interact between them
"there's nothing that words can't solve in this world" hahahahaha
Nope i dont think girls think guys talk like that . I am a girl and all my life i imagined boys to act the opposite more like the three on the couch .
Am female and never once thought guys/our boyfriends talk like the expectation/already know it’s like the reality lol but this was still funny. Tbh I prefer the reality of things 😂
"bro hot girls are so hot." so true
"There's nothing in the world that words can't solve." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"So you hit? Sick, dude." Sounds about right.
It's truly somewhere in between.
The difference is that Men know that nothing lasts. So we care less
Going this far without cursing and roasting each other shows they are not friends
Women don't think men talk like this (it's just a joke). But women think (or hope) that men do care, and men actually don't care.
As a woman I must say I don't think that way.
I'm shocked they didn't do a scene for reality with three of them just saying "bro" 😂
The reality shown here is actually what I've always envisioned as the stereotype of guys talking with friends. I definitely have NEVER thought that guys talk the other way shown here. I actually thought this sketch was gonna be the complete opposite where the imagined version was gonna be filled with bro-ness and the reality was gonna be them having deeper conversations than we assumed.
As an introvert girl, the guy life sounds like a dream
Why do the men in the imaginary scenario look so stylish lol
I don't think girls think we talk like that. This is more in line with "if guys talked like girls" vibe.
When I'm with my fiance's friends, it's really a mix of both
I laughed when he said to the guy with the pictures, "Show me more!" 😂
You guys should do more colabs with Trevor 😂
Why is this so accurate.
I actually thought they talk like in reality, you know, never ending the sentence and/or conversation before getting into another one type, and I was right.
Let me fix this for ya...
The parts where it says "how girls think men talk" should say "how girls WISH men would talk" and the parts where it says "reality", well yeah, that should really just say "reality" lol
So you wish guys to be gays?
The crossover we never knew we needed
0:52 girls actually destroy each other’s relationships 😂
Not all but most ig
"I was hoping to hear about that trip, thank you"
This would've been cap but I know a group of guys (was a part of) who talk exactly like this. Never meet without their wives, wish each other on their anniversary and shit. Yeah.
I have often thought about how much good relationship advice men miss out on, not talking to their friends the same way we do..
Women giving relationship advice is the last thing u wanna take as a female for a good relationship
You think men give better advice?
They forgot the yelling at the tv
Best one in a long time guys
As a girl who is one of the boys for decades now, can confirm this is what it's like when we chill. All my girls ask about the secret things we talk about and I usually have to respond with we barely talk at all and that's the point.
Reality talk: after work tired as f
Content Machine : Peak Comedy Material.
Content Machine + Trevor Wallace : PEAKER Comedy Material !!
And even still, those 2 mf are the ones that you would trust with your soul
I had like a three-hour conversation with one of my good friends, who I lived with, and my gf later asked if he was dating anybody. I was seriously about to say "How the heck should I know?"
This collab is GOATed👌
They do expect us to talk like this. Keep the good work fellas!!!
No one thinks men talk like this…. This is ridiculous 😂
said a woman.. :))
Alternate title: If guys talked like girls versus reality
In case someone is wondering why the Content Machine guys left in the end, I think it's that Trevor's character turned up the volume so he could fart, and the CM guys just took the fart and the increased volume as their exit cue. Just a theory.
Honestly I think the first one is more accurate for guys these days, the second one was how guys talked in the year 2000, now everything is about emotions and feelings and stuff.
To emotions and pregnancies!
Well done, boys. On point.
My best friend lives 3 states away from me, we text about every other month, we talk almost never. He’s still like a brother to me, words are unnecessary.
Trevor Wallace and Content Machine the collab we ddnt know we needed
That’s how I think the girls talk about us
It's the first time I see Trevor "happy"