Foods You've Been Eating Wrong

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  • @heather7600
    @heather7600 5 років тому +1986

    "Why am I a weird kid? Cause I like a bit of cheese, what's wrong with that?" Said in the most British voice ever

    • @u.gh05t68
      @u.gh05t68 4 роки тому +18

      no no no just listen to literally any song by the 1975

    • @eliza3986
      @eliza3986 4 роки тому +9

      ShocK_Pond
      FACTS. THANK YOU.

    • @HubbeVR
      @HubbeVR 4 роки тому +9

      im british and feel strange from this
      Me and everyone i know sounds more british

    • @mitchells7391
      @mitchells7391 4 роки тому +2

      cheese is bad

    • @justablokelike
      @justablokelike 3 роки тому +1

      Stop making fun of us:(

  • @elonharonian7255
    @elonharonian7255 5 років тому +1173

    dave: edgy boi
    also dave: if you have the option to make something cute you should make it cute

    • @rainbowzebra700
      @rainbowzebra700 4 роки тому +19

      That was so funny of him to say that😂

    • @languagenerd2231
      @languagenerd2231 3 роки тому +9

      That’s so much like my fiancé cx a lot of times alternative/edgy ppl are super sweet, they just have a tough exterior.

  • @channelsoup
    @channelsoup 5 років тому +6001

    Dave getting so defensive over Babybel Cheese is a whole mood

    • @chadtheladGMT
      @chadtheladGMT 5 років тому +183

      Dude Babybel is the best! And no Joel eating cheese is NOTHING like eating butter. Cheese can be eaten by itself, butter is a SPREAD.
      Except some people eat jam.
      And Nutella.
      People like me.
      ...I've actually also eaten butter before.
      Wasn't half good, wasn't half bad.
      I'm weird.

    • @moon-pw1bi
      @moon-pw1bi 5 років тому +26

      @@chadtheladGMT fucking desgustang

    • @egoplayer4600
      @egoplayer4600 5 років тому +52

      I havent eaten babybel but i do just cut up slices of cheese to eat

    • @daliilars3350
      @daliilars3350 5 років тому +13

      What the fuck is a "mood"?!

    • @blastixart6205
      @blastixart6205 5 років тому +46

      @@daliilars3350 ur joking right

  • @elay4333
    @elay4333 4 роки тому +451

    Dave looked so disappointed at Joel for not having a banana lol

    • @samanthacharlton4123
      @samanthacharlton4123 3 роки тому +11

      I know! You can tell he was so looking forward to going to get it!

    • @karliux4e
      @karliux4e 3 роки тому

      He was excited to show off the trick he learnt.

  • @amy-lillian6135
    @amy-lillian6135 5 років тому +3202

    “I don’t have visual connection with words”
    This explains everything what is going on on this channel.

    • @binkao2938
      @binkao2938 5 років тому +63

      I don’t get what you mean with this comment, but then I also have no visualization skills lol

    • @APF3LKUCH3NLP
      @APF3LKUCH3NLP 5 років тому +75

      He has aphantasia!

    • @Nina-li6sn
      @Nina-li6sn 5 років тому +20

      yeah he has aphantasia

    •  5 років тому +54

      @@APF3LKUCH3NLP Probably not. He didn't say he's incapable of imagining things, he said he don't immediatly imagine the words he's saying or hearing.

    • @skyeturner5003
      @skyeturner5003 5 років тому +30

      @ well I would agree that a lot of people are throwing around the word aphantasia recently, but I would say that imagining something taking effort and it's not the first thing they think of is not necessarily aphantasia, it is somewhat close

  • @brittanyr9471
    @brittanyr9471 5 років тому +406

    "Why am I weird because I ate a little bit of cheese!?" I love how defensive he got about that lol.

  • @blacksheep5183
    @blacksheep5183 5 років тому +1217

    "Have you got a banana?"
    *NO.*
    **_disappointed noises_*

    • @Aariz
      @Aariz 5 років тому +11

      Jacksepticeye is disappointed.

    • @shifusdad
      @shifusdad 5 років тому +13

      He does have a bananna, its just not for dave

    • @justsomeguywithoutgirlfriend
      @justsomeguywithoutgirlfriend 5 років тому +3

      Are you water sheep from minecraft!!!

    • @sarahparker3216
      @sarahparker3216 5 років тому

      How do u do the slanted writing

    • @sarahparker3216
      @sarahparker3216 5 років тому +1

      Syam Karim no. Black sheep/water sheep

  • @canadianneko2177
    @canadianneko2177 3 роки тому +98

    joel is like an edgy dad
    and dave is a depressed mom
    best duo

  • @Jason-uo6yc
    @Jason-uo6yc 4 роки тому +511

    Joel: so you’ve been eating *chips* wrong?
    Dave: _*CRISPS*_?

    • @pianoraves
      @pianoraves 4 роки тому +7

      Why can't chips be POMMFRITT in the whole world?

    • @PiranhaTeeth
      @PiranhaTeeth 4 роки тому +1

      @@pianoraves XD It still sounds weird

    • @LiveLaughLoveNagi
      @LiveLaughLoveNagi 4 роки тому +10

      In England chips mean fries. And crisps mean chips.

    • @thesixOs
      @thesixOs 4 роки тому

      Bunero BBQ 🍖

    • @kiranadaldin9768
      @kiranadaldin9768 4 роки тому

      @@LiveLaughLoveNagi yh true ik that as I am English!

  • @Prot_4
    @Prot_4 5 років тому +1558

    Me: sees Dave in the thumbnail
    Also me: about time

    • @camoarrow1018
      @camoarrow1018 5 років тому +47

      He finally let him out of the basement 😂

    • @Prot_4
      @Prot_4 5 років тому +11

      Shayla Wilson exactly

    • @huntern4454
      @huntern4454 5 років тому +20

      I’m a simple man, I see Roomie and Dave in a thumbnail and I click.

    • @san_itizer
      @san_itizer 5 років тому +11

      Wholesome

    • @stinkerbellsm0m
      @stinkerbellsm0m 4 роки тому

      @@huntern4454 SAME 😂

  • @poshorange6757
    @poshorange6757 4 роки тому +658

    Joel: **searches for tarantula abdomen**
    Also Joel: **Circles NOT the abdomen**

  • @justinhenke2004
    @justinhenke2004 4 роки тому +898

    I love how, "taylor swift tall," is a recent search in his google

    • @LetMeSleep04
      @LetMeSleep04 4 роки тому +18

      Lol 😂

    • @josephhoughton8569
      @josephhoughton8569 4 роки тому +44

      I mean that has nothing to do with the video but it is funny

    • @chloejeffsion4330
      @chloejeffsion4330 4 роки тому +22

      hMMmmmMmMmM roomie what you doin in yer spare time...?

    • @Yoghurt__
      @Yoghurt__ 4 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @bachlamtung5131
      @bachlamtung5131 4 роки тому +2

      unconventional way to ask about someone’s health but ok

  • @downstageright3298
    @downstageright3298 4 роки тому +698

    1:33 "I eat Kiwis with the hairy skin on"
    Me, A New Zealander: ......

    • @LetMeSleep04
      @LetMeSleep04 4 роки тому +9

      I do too❤️

    • @nekrouni8497
      @nekrouni8497 4 роки тому +25

      Nuckin Futs

    • @punkrockgirl.mp3
      @punkrockgirl.mp3 4 роки тому +8

      Hi from nz

    • @SnowcatArt
      @SnowcatArt 4 роки тому +18

      My bff's favorite animal is a kiwi bird, and now that's the only thing I can think of when I hear kiwi lolol

    • @punkrockgirl.mp3
      @punkrockgirl.mp3 4 роки тому +9

      @@SnowcatArt welcome to the club

  • @jannikschmidt8511
    @jannikschmidt8511 5 років тому +485

    Roomie: Let's compare a kiwi to a tarantula's abdomen.
    Roomie: *Looks at cephalothorax*

    • @emmairwin581
      @emmairwin581 5 років тому +8

      Thanks for the a level biology revision man

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 5 років тому +10

      @@emmairwin581 You're welcome.

    •  5 років тому +6

      Came here to upvote this comment

    • @jannikschmidt8511
      @jannikschmidt8511 5 років тому +14

      @ It's called like on youtube.

    • @yosemti
      @yosemti 4 роки тому +3

      IRIS Corporation that honestly triggered me

  • @shaylawelson2497
    @shaylawelson2497 4 роки тому +592

    "I eat kiwis with the hairy skin on."
    As a New Zealander, this horrifies me. Lmao!

    • @labva6556
      @labva6556 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah, don't take a bite out of me!

    • @DreamyChu-zh2bp
      @DreamyChu-zh2bp 4 роки тому +8

      I do that when I’m too lazy to get a knife

    • @missrobinhoodie
      @missrobinhoodie 4 роки тому +3

      The surprising thing is that it doesn‘t feel hairy. Plus it’s a pain eating it in a different way tbh.

    • @makenaaaad7312
      @makenaaaad7312 4 роки тому +14

      As someone who lives on earth, this horrified me 😂

    • @labva6556
      @labva6556 4 роки тому +10

      @@missrobinhoodie You're scary, stop eating us and our birds dammit

  • @deovolente5867
    @deovolente5867 4 роки тому +178

    I miss Dave, so I'm rewatching this.

    • @areeba1492
      @areeba1492 4 роки тому +4

      Same😶

    • @kati-mari5368
      @kati-mari5368 4 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @incvnsit
      @incvnsit 3 роки тому +1

      Dave left UA-cam?

    • @incvnsit
      @incvnsit 3 роки тому +6

      I thought he was taking a break. Are all good creators gonna leave UA-cam? This is so 😢. Nigahiga and and countless other left. Now Dave. 😭

  • @irfhak124
    @irfhak124 5 років тому +5465

    Roomie when is your right eye gonna stop cosplaying as Dave?

    • @TheDeathClawOmlet
      @TheDeathClawOmlet 5 років тому +282

      Yeh i hope his eye gets better, its pretty annoying when that happens and can be painful too. Serious talk over, that joke was pretty good :D well deserved like.

    • @fray315
      @fray315 5 років тому +74

      @@TheDeathClawOmlet what happened to his eye?

    • @quuefmomentz31
      @quuefmomentz31 5 років тому +5

      Yea its annoying

    • @XenoTravis
      @XenoTravis 5 років тому +40

      how does someone get that in the eye? a bad sneeze or big poop?

    • @owayx
      @owayx 5 років тому +64

      it happens when ur artery ruptures i think

  • @nellliesommer
    @nellliesommer 5 років тому +463

    Dave: I don't like choclate
    Me, an intellectual: ahh that's why he is depressed

    • @SpiritualityofScience
      @SpiritualityofScience 5 років тому +4

      My thoughts too 😂

    • @Superboygamer1028
      @Superboygamer1028 5 років тому +6

      I don't like chocolate

    • @SpiritualityofScience
      @SpiritualityofScience 5 років тому +26

      @@Superboygamer1028 I forgive you

    • @hildcit
      @hildcit 5 років тому +6

      L.E.E same. I mean, it can be fine if it's "right" but most of the time I'm not the biggest fan at all. It's edible, but not really good

    • @yerelynnunez2273
      @yerelynnunez2273 5 років тому +3

      I'm allergic to chocolate

  • @alexkimball7601
    @alexkimball7601 4 роки тому +396

    Dave was ready to throw hands defending his cheese habits. "Like, answer me, why is that weird?" So aggressive 😂

    • @eduardoolan1133
      @eduardoolan1133 4 роки тому +1

      I mean.... I would!

    • @linajohnson672
      @linajohnson672 4 роки тому +9

      I dont understand how eating straight up cheese is weird. It tastes good and its healthier then eating cheese with crackers or a grilled cheese.

    • @nadinehoogenboezem4798
      @nadinehoogenboezem4798 2 роки тому

      I am the same!!!

  • @reggieshmeggie4219
    @reggieshmeggie4219 4 роки тому +432

    There's actually a condition when a person can't picture what he/she is talking about ,but they see words and sentences instead.

    • @jhudeferrer4023
      @jhudeferrer4023 4 роки тому +53

      Yeah, I think it's called Aphantasia. Idk, need to check it though..

    • @jigglybits9729
      @jigglybits9729 4 роки тому +9

      Might need to get checked for that...

    • @xtinydemon7631
      @xtinydemon7631 4 роки тому +4

      @@jigglybits9729 yeah-

    • @Angel_Love6680
      @Angel_Love6680 4 роки тому +6

      That's me! I vision words instead

    • @atifrazajaffery
      @atifrazajaffery 4 роки тому +7

      I get that sometimes
      But I have a vivid imagination

  • @nguyetcatinh5275
    @nguyetcatinh5275 4 роки тому +1436

    I really like how Joel speaks American English and Dave speaks British English
    Especially at 9:01 when Joel says "chips" and Dave was like "Crisps, yeah."

    • @jonatansmusic
      @jonatansmusic 4 роки тому +64

      Not only american english. Swedes say chips too so it might have smth to do with that.

    • @cookie_crumbsandbts2417
      @cookie_crumbsandbts2417 4 роки тому +6

      I mean hey, apparently ,to my friends, I talk posh English when explaining something.

    • @nicklepickle8645
      @nicklepickle8645 4 роки тому +15

      At 9:01 I got a chip ad

    • @Пинагод
      @Пинагод 4 роки тому +9

      @@dejj235 chisps

    • @chrome_fox6732
      @chrome_fox6732 4 роки тому +6

      He said chips at 8:12 tho

  • @kathrynblanchette476
    @kathrynblanchette476 5 років тому +512

    Redditor: "I eat Kiwi with the hairy part"
    Dave: aight, I'mma head out

    • @jackik1410
      @jackik1410 4 роки тому +3

      I fully expected a reference to the bird in there... I mean, kinda "hairy" too, to eat those whole.

    • @Danielle-nt4fu
      @Danielle-nt4fu 4 роки тому +8

      I actually eat kiwis whole with the skin.

    • @radiantvalor
      @radiantvalor 4 роки тому +1

      @@Danielle-nt4fu same

    • @juangaxiola8619
      @juangaxiola8619 4 роки тому +1

      Thats what I do

    • @krustykfc8911
      @krustykfc8911 4 роки тому +2

      @@Danielle-nt4fu ikr

  • @yhash2434
    @yhash2434 5 років тому +457

    "Eating CHIPS wrong"
    "Mh crisps yeah"
    Yup sounds like an every day conversation with my english teacher. (Rip im italian and here teachers are OBSESSED with British English..)

    • @julciahh
      @julciahh 5 років тому +12

      Hi i'm Polish and like... S A M E

    • @pomegranatepicker864
      @pomegranatepicker864 5 років тому +21

      I'm British and my English teachers are OBSESSED with British English

    • @sarahparker3216
      @sarahparker3216 5 років тому +12

      ITS CRISPS NOT POTATO CHIPS
      AND ITS CHIPS OR FRIES

    • @annadandreams6673
      @annadandreams6673 5 років тому +11

      I'm Danish and my English teacher is also obsessed with British English
      My classmate literally gets lower grades because he speaks "American"

    • @alessandradegiorgi276
      @alessandradegiorgi276 5 років тому +2

      @yhash sono italiana anch'io e posso perfettamente capirti😂
      (I'm Italian too and I perfectly understand you)

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 роки тому +275

    Dave: Ew a lot of these are so weird..
    Also Dave: **Swallows unpopped popcorn kernels whole because that's his favorite part**

    • @randomsoupstoof9295
      @randomsoupstoof9295 4 роки тому +17

      I love that part too

    • @jigglybits9729
      @jigglybits9729 4 роки тому +20

      I crunch my teeth down on them

    • @gracecherry8811
      @gracecherry8811 4 роки тому +10

      I though we everyone did this...

    • @kiaramerrington5516
      @kiaramerrington5516 3 роки тому +8

      I love the unpopped popcorn, and I also eat the fluffy part of the popcorn first, because if I eat popcorn like a normal person, the hard part get stuck between my teeth. 💀😂😂

    • @randomsoupstoof9295
      @randomsoupstoof9295 3 роки тому +6

      @@kiaramerrington5516 yeah if I'm bored I'll have one of my molars have the fluffy part and the other half of my mouth deal with the hard part. Sorry if that sounded weird

  • @solarskydiver8376
    @solarskydiver8376 4 роки тому +512

    13:55 Roomie: there will be to many toppings
    Dave: it’s fine
    Roomie: (small voice) it’s gross
    Dave: it’s fine
    Roomie: (small sad voice) no
    😂😂

    • @KM-rr6pj
      @KM-rr6pj 4 роки тому +18

      this conversation about pizza is hilarious and also it's good to hear it few times because of the lack of video. And also at the end you can hear (I guess Roomie) breathes out defeated :P

    • @prideofmanny2981
      @prideofmanny2981 4 роки тому +11

      I love that conversation
      I can't breathe LMFAO-

    • @ilikebach8562
      @ilikebach8562 4 роки тому

      Hah

  • @pitypartiez
    @pitypartiez 4 роки тому +724

    Dave: If you EVER mess with me, here's what will happen: *points to Joel*
    Joel: hehe

    • @zhairmagne2702
      @zhairmagne2702 4 роки тому +26

      I like to know what happened.this is the 3rd video I think I watched that roomie has that eye. Do you know what happened?

    • @naritruwireve1381
      @naritruwireve1381 4 роки тому +12

      wait what happened??

    • @duck2343
      @duck2343 4 роки тому +7

      Hahahaah lol

    • @duck2343
      @duck2343 4 роки тому +14

      @@naritruwireve1381 Joel died

    • @briqtii
      @briqtii 4 роки тому +13

      @@zhairmagne2702 nothing happened, his vein ruptured, it happens to most of the ppl heh-

  • @asmog5484
    @asmog5484 5 років тому +505

    "Do you have babanas?"
    "I don't have bananas"
    "(depressed)Ah..."
    That was so cute 😊

  • @riverquidditch6108
    @riverquidditch6108 4 роки тому +93

    Joel: Chips
    Dave: It's crisps
    Me, a brit living in italy and only getting american media: hmmnn

  • @bhargvrinda
    @bhargvrinda 5 років тому +706

    *I just love "Roomie in a band" collaboration.*

    • @n1pah132
      @n1pah132 5 років тому +55

      Or maybe "Boy in a room"?

    • @brushot
      @brushot 5 років тому +8

      It would've been cool if Rommie was actually in a band though. But it would also be sad because Roomie won't be able to post as much content or post as consistently because of touring.

    • @DavesTheater
      @DavesTheater 5 років тому +3

      Boy in a Roomie band

    • @affzalvlogs
      @affzalvlogs 5 років тому

      Yea i just like roomie in a one direction

    • @proudannus6949
      @proudannus6949 5 років тому +1

      Boy from roomie official

  • @lexie_plays_flute
    @lexie_plays_flute 4 роки тому +429

    Dave: "This is the first reasonable hack I've seen on Five Minute Crafts"
    Autogenerated subtitles: "this is the first reasonable hack I've seen on five minute crap"

  • @cooperb1974
    @cooperb1974 5 років тому +403

    Roomie: This takes like five minutes
    Me: Yes that is the name of the channel

  • @sealofapproval9297
    @sealofapproval9297 4 роки тому +78

    5 min: Folds the chip bags
    Me: rolls it up and add a clothespin

  • @andy_sans
    @andy_sans 5 років тому +823

    I need them to have a podcast talking about stupid stuff

    • @BramLastname
      @BramLastname 5 років тому +18

      Isn't that just a compilation of their existing videos?

    • @shraksswamp3465
      @shraksswamp3465 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but you can't listen to them while playing on your phone

    • @andy_sans
      @andy_sans 5 років тому

      shrak's swamp true true

    • @GrodanBoll
      @GrodanBoll 5 років тому +2

      YESSSSS I NEED IT!!!!!!!!!

    • @AleeCe-ce9te
      @AleeCe-ce9te 5 років тому +1

      I feel like your a Twenty-One Pilots fan.

  • @ChickandGiggles
    @ChickandGiggles 5 років тому +193

    Dave: *eats normal things*
    Roomie: "ewwwww"

  • @creativecanary8256
    @creativecanary8256 5 років тому +390

    *talking about Babybel cheese*
    Roomie: “It’s like eating butter with a spoon”
    Me: Isn’t it just like a cheese stick - but round?

    • @beembamb
      @beembamb 5 років тому +31

      Roomie is just a coward who doesn't like cheese

    • @stibba4286
      @stibba4286 5 років тому +13

      cheese sticks arent a thing in sweden

    • @mrfosilman
      @mrfosilman 5 років тому

      Why would you make your butter cheese stick-y shaped?

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 5 років тому +1

      @@beembamb It's a Swedish thing, smh

    • @M3lusa
      @M3lusa 5 років тому +4

      It is. I've never seen people eating babybel with bread or smomething :D

  • @wolfiemuse
    @wolfiemuse 4 роки тому +129

    Joel I believe your “not being able to imagine words” thing is called aphantasia and it’s pretty uncommon/rare

    • @robchapman7223
      @robchapman7223 3 роки тому +8

      Oh, OK I'm unique

    • @spaceodysseus6175
      @spaceodysseus6175 3 роки тому +3

      Nice to know that I have yet another uncommon condition

    • @nyxs_time_alone
      @nyxs_time_alone 3 роки тому +5

      No. It's not that you can't imagine words. It's that you can't imagine in the first place

  • @morganw5884
    @morganw5884 5 років тому +135

    The editing when the camera dies is hilarious, your editors need a raise.

  • @cokeandcheese.6617
    @cokeandcheese.6617 4 роки тому +361

    roomie: "why not scrunch it up like a normal person? this takes like five minutes."
    . . . because it's *five-minute crafts?*

  • @thing3703
    @thing3703 5 років тому +3756

    They are like a married couple always arguing about useless things
    Hi

    • @aperture147
      @aperture147 5 років тому +96

      forbidden truth

    • @kyliecraig4254
      @kyliecraig4254 5 років тому +31

      Yes

    • @thegnome73
      @thegnome73 5 років тому +57

      its called friendship

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 5 років тому +36

      I'd support it

    • @Lauren-fi2rd
      @Lauren-fi2rd 5 років тому +98

      My friend and I have the same dynamic so we pretend we’re a couple to piss off homophobic people at school (ie. all of them lol).

  • @pujaonwebs
    @pujaonwebs 4 роки тому +25

    12:13
    Roomie- have you ever eaten a Chocolate Pie?"
    Davie- "Never in my life, I don't like chocolate."
    Me - MAN 504 U ASKDD FOR IT NOW-

  • @KahlerCharla
    @KahlerCharla 5 років тому +366

    The two types of people who say banana.
    Boyinaband: "have you got a buh-non-er?"
    RoomieOfficial: "I don' hav a beh-neh-neh"

  • @press8704
    @press8704 5 років тому +111

    dave fought his way out of the basement, thats why joels eye is all bloody

  • @the_red_ditto2426
    @the_red_ditto2426 5 років тому +569

    i just bite the toblerone triangles off, sticky chocolate hands arent fun

    • @Catrialle
      @Catrialle 5 років тому +6

      Does that mean you eat chocolate at room temperature? Why would you do such a thing?

    • @crispier487
      @crispier487 5 років тому +8

      Red_TF chocolate hands are delicious

    • @indispanna
      @indispanna 5 років тому +2

      How big is your mouth Jesus Christ 😂😂 you must have swollen gums too much 😂

    • @masknzgamer
      @masknzgamer 5 років тому +3

      @@indispanna i do the same thing. It's not that different

    • @maybeoptify
      @maybeoptify 5 років тому +3

      Spanna the triangles are small asf wdym

  • @bigfoot2639
    @bigfoot2639 4 роки тому +58

    i love how he has searched "taylor swift tall"

  • @aid037
    @aid037 5 років тому +351

    Dave’s British answer
    “Have you got a banana?”
    “No”
    “- sighs- oh god”🇬🇧

  • @sierranicole4846
    @sierranicole4846 5 років тому +39

    Joel "Eating chips wrong!"
    Dave *slightly agressive* "crisps...yeah"
    I love when they do videos together and Dave's reactions are great XD

  • @kyecats2610
    @kyecats2610 4 роки тому +813

    As any one noticed that Dave works with roomie more then he uploads on his Chanel

    • @tornadophantom4027
      @tornadophantom4027 4 роки тому +41

      Everyone has noticed. Everyone is concerned. You're not the only one.

    • @Ben-vl5ew
      @Ben-vl5ew 4 роки тому +10

      @@tornadophantom4027 he posted on community tab

    • @tornadophantom4027
      @tornadophantom4027 4 роки тому +9

      @@Ben-vl5ew Fair point. For this, take my spare n word pass. Every black guy is born with 2

    • @PYNKERIE
      @PYNKERIE 3 роки тому +2

      @@tornadophantom4027 i didnt

    • @moxx4350
      @moxx4350 3 роки тому +3

      ya true its kind of sad that Dave isn’t uploading as much

  • @fresti9015
    @fresti9015 4 роки тому +25

    “If you ever mess with me, this will happen to you”
    Dang Dave. Chill

  • @dis_is_misheng
    @dis_is_misheng 4 роки тому +192

    "if you have the option to make something cute, then you should."
    Dave, 2019✨

  • @lottiemaydavies
    @lottiemaydavies 5 років тому +281

    "You've got to go with a fist"
    - Roomie 2019

  • @happyhello5525
    @happyhello5525 5 років тому +81

    2:49 reminds me of a comment I saw about steak:
    "I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, and then light myself on fire."

    • @edramonreal8071
      @edramonreal8071 4 роки тому +1

      Oh i saw that comment too cant remember which vid tho

    • @Nebula644
      @Nebula644 4 роки тому

      why i season my cutting board Not my steak. This video is by Adam Ragusea

    • @m..w6877
      @m..w6877 4 роки тому

      Also the season my butter not my steak

  • @bquncy550
    @bquncy550 3 роки тому +8

    This is like, the ninth time I’ve watched this video and I cannot get over how cute and neat Dave is over the chip bag-folding and making stuff cute. - okay, now I gotta know if he knits, tho.

  • @user-ey6ir
    @user-ey6ir 5 років тому +307

    Dave's like
    "Oh no I'm eating wrong"
    Roomie mentions 5 minute crafts
    My head: Oh no not 5 minute crafts

    • @bradlemmond
      @bradlemmond 5 років тому +6

      But then Dave had some *QUALITY* British sarcasm.

  • @lukeparish4925
    @lukeparish4925 5 років тому +69

    Roomie: “using chips...”
    David: “CRISPS”

  • @Nina-li6sn
    @Nina-li6sn 5 років тому +591

    joel has aphantasia, meaning that he can’t see in his mind what he’s thinking of but he can describe it

    • @chrisjeremy8109
      @chrisjeremy8109 5 років тому +31

      Thought that’s what it sounded like

    • @pam8782
      @pam8782 5 років тому +28

      So... If he reads something he won't imagine the story?

    • @Kardinaalilintu
      @Kardinaalilintu 5 років тому +61

      @@pam8782 Yes, not like a movie. He still can imagine the story through the words but not see any mental images.

    • @Nina-li6sn
      @Nina-li6sn 5 років тому +45

      Pam11 he could still describe it to someone, but he wouldn’t be able to see it in his mind. like if he tried seeing an apple in his mind, he would know that the apple is red, but he won’t be able to see the red. or the apple.

    • @Nina-li6sn
      @Nina-li6sn 5 років тому +7

      Pam11 he’ll think of the words but he can’t visualize it.

  • @thekneeknob5576
    @thekneeknob5576 4 роки тому +39

    Oh god I do the same thing as Dave with popcorn. The EXACT same thing 😂

    • @tammymammy1
      @tammymammy1 4 роки тому

      I like the unpopped ones but I actually chew them 😂

    • @traceywilson3077
      @traceywilson3077 3 роки тому +1

      @@tammymammy1 Yeah, I like crunching them.

  • @reagan.napier07
    @reagan.napier07 5 років тому +231

    Roomie: "OH NO, PLASTIC STRAW, SKSKSKSK"

  • @skoenios4891
    @skoenios4891 5 років тому +91

    "They want it warm and sticky"
    -Dave 2019

  • @moshfroom2067
    @moshfroom2067 5 років тому +325

    ok but when joel said "just eat the oreo with the fork" i genuinely thought he meant *"eat the oreo and then eat the fork as well"*

    • @patiencen1280
      @patiencen1280 5 років тому +3

      Lolol😂😂

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 5 років тому +3

      Lol, I never ate oreo dipped in milk, just eat it like it

    • @bitzen2382
      @bitzen2382 4 роки тому +15

      No, no. Eat the Oreo, fork, THEN the milk, and cup. If you're still hungry then eat the milk carton.

    • @patiencen1280
      @patiencen1280 4 роки тому +5

      Bitzen Boi big brain

    • @bitzen2382
      @bitzen2382 4 роки тому +1

      @@patiencen1280 thank

  • @Klaud_Skai
    @Klaud_Skai 4 роки тому +9

    The most hilarious part for me in this vid is when Dave made the "nom nom nom" sound in the spiral cucumber part... Hahahah!!! So cute and funny... 😆

  • @fanfiquerista108
    @fanfiquerista108 5 років тому +541

    "I don't have visual connections with words"
    That's a condition called Aphantasia.

    • @merim5549
      @merim5549 4 роки тому +18

      Jade Albarado wow never knew that

    • @skraxx
      @skraxx 4 роки тому +2

      Hey that's what I have!

    • @Sofia-us2su
      @Sofia-us2su 4 роки тому +3

      I have “Aphantasia”

    • @cheeseontoast3434
      @cheeseontoast3434 4 роки тому +10

      @LizzyDizzyYo I don't think so, I imagined it lively in my head, and english is not mine first language. But it's an interesting idea (that the problem is because he's Swedish) tbh.

    • @SuperDiddi99
      @SuperDiddi99 4 роки тому +10

      @LizzyDizzyYo My first language is also swedish, i can practically guarantee it has nothing to do with language barriers. idk about earlier generations, but i think both swedish millenials and gen z kids start learning english between the ages of like 7-10 something. i was near fluent(as much as a swedish kid can be) around 12-13 something. so it comes pretty naturally to most of us.

  • @shinekire
    @shinekire 5 років тому +60

    Aphantasia- the inability to visualize with your mind's eye.

  • @prefanon6006
    @prefanon6006 4 роки тому +237

    "do you have a banana" Dave
    "I dont have a banana" Joel

  • @hal_lucid_ation
    @hal_lucid_ation 4 роки тому +21

    Dave vs Jaiden:
    NOT POPPED POPCORN
    well for Jaiden it was half popped and Dave it was just unpopped, but oh well

    • @echo_felix331
      @echo_felix331 4 роки тому +1

      joel gets the proper popped corn
      jaiden gets the half popped corn
      dave gets the unpopped corn

  • @eu100eueu
    @eu100eueu 5 років тому +120

    "Looks like the abdomen of a tarantula"
    - lets see... yeah it does! (Poiting at the cephalotorax and ignoring the abdomen)

    • @bobbywhite5319
      @bobbywhite5319 5 років тому +6

      Thank you, I was looking for this comment

    • @fb14016
      @fb14016 5 років тому +1

      aight mr spiderman

    • @MrBob-bj6kk
      @MrBob-bj6kk 5 років тому

      Frederik Kirederf lol

    • @Incrementium
      @Incrementium 5 років тому

      @@bobbywhite5319 Right? xD

  • @CrayCrayslab
    @CrayCrayslab 5 років тому +166

    "I think if you have the option to make something cute, then you should"
    I'm drawing cute Dave then!

    • @goat3591
      @goat3591 5 років тому +16

      Dave is always cute tho 😂

    • @CrayCrayslab
      @CrayCrayslab 5 років тому +5

      @@goat3591 true owo

    • @luciraaures2704
      @luciraaures2704 5 років тому +5

      Dave doesn’t get cuter than he already is 😛

    • @shanaya5439
      @shanaya5439 5 років тому +3

      So Dave then?

    • @CrayCrayslab
      @CrayCrayslab 5 років тому +1

      @@shanaya5439 you have a point

  • @elaine.9689
    @elaine.9689 4 роки тому +220

    Me watching this beside my grandma
    Dave: says roomie
    My grandma: are they roommates?
    Me: uhh yeah sure

  • @jayrichardson7291
    @jayrichardson7291 4 роки тому +6

    Dave says that people will ask HOW he folded the crisp bag
    On the other hand, Joel is thinking that people will ask WHY he folded the crisp bag

  • @angeladeng2207
    @angeladeng2207 4 роки тому +61

    I finally see why Joel’s humor is one of a kind, and why I can’t find it anywhere else:

  • @liamhutfles4113
    @liamhutfles4113 4 роки тому +125

    Roomie: googles tarntual abdomen
    Also Roomie: circles the thorax with the mouse

    • @wtc5198
      @wtc5198 3 роки тому +1

      that's what i was thinking

    • @wtc5198
      @wtc5198 3 роки тому

      also it's called cephalothorax in arachnids

    • @earthlingofMM
      @earthlingofMM 3 роки тому

      Yeah, I was like, "wow it does look like a kiwi" then he circled the other part

  • @fBOMBB
    @fBOMBB 5 років тому +110

    At this rate, Dave's gonna be in Joel's channel more times than Dave has been in his own

  • @arch_caff
    @arch_caff 4 роки тому +49

    Everyone knows that half-popped corn is the best. It really is.

  • @elixiroffox2106
    @elixiroffox2106 5 років тому +66

    "I don't have a visual connection with words"
    That's called aphantasia, I have it and I can't imagine anything if I was to try all I see is black darkness.

    • @Galactic_Kitty
      @Galactic_Kitty 5 років тому +4

      Same, but I find my sound and feeling imagination is really good, I find if I really try, I can feel texture by imagining it, or hear a song very clearly in my head.

    • @helloidkwhatimdoing653
      @helloidkwhatimdoing653 5 років тому +1

      My best friend has aphantasia she can't see her dreams which sounds pretty scary to me

    • @MultiWar22
      @MultiWar22 5 років тому +2

      @@helloidkwhatimdoing653 I don't think those are necessarily connected, tho, since I have it too but dream normally (or I assume that I do)

    • @helloidkwhatimdoing653
      @helloidkwhatimdoing653 5 років тому +2

      @@MultiWar22 I never thought about that I guess there is a chance they arent connected. I don't know much about it because we don't talk about it much

    • @joellundhag4724
      @joellundhag4724 5 років тому +1

      @@MultiWar22 they are connected but not in the same sense, like you can know that you dream but we have aphantasia so we cant recall them like others can and actually see them the same way cuz its more like someone reads a story to you than that you are in that story and its the same with memories

  • @call_me_anarkiddie8134
    @call_me_anarkiddie8134 5 років тому +35

    Dave and Joel arguing is the best thing ever.

  • @TojiOkano
    @TojiOkano 5 років тому +146

    Roomie: “It’s like eating butter with a spoon, you can’t do that.”
    Me: **eating cream cheese with a spoon**

    • @gabrieladaneshka5767
      @gabrieladaneshka5767 4 роки тому +4

      That's how my mother eats butter and I can confirm it's worse than you eating your cheese like that. At least cheese has some flavor instead of just the taste of fat!

    • @makenaaaad7312
      @makenaaaad7312 4 роки тому +1

      Gabriela Daneshka *she just eats butter?¿*

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 4 роки тому

      I don’t think I’m special, ya dingus.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 4 роки тому

      I questioned my life when he said that.

    • @TojiOkano
      @TojiOkano 4 роки тому

      Delete that, I don’t want my secret to bee out.

  • @sleepybird8978
    @sleepybird8978 4 роки тому +4

    Ayyyyyye! I can't visualize either. I can always tell my joke is too dark when they look upwards [apparently that's how people find the things they see in their heads] and then look at me like they are going to hurl or throw hands. Or both.

  • @jackgregory3838
    @jackgregory3838 4 роки тому +175

    "I eat Kiwis with the skin on..." Me, a New Zealander who lives in the country where Kiwis are called Kiwifruit because of the endangered native animal called a Kiwi, and the fact that instead of New Zealander, we like to be called Kiwis.

    • @willywilly5673
      @willywilly5673 4 роки тому +7

      Jack Gregory nah man they eat kiwis with the hairy skin on like the bird

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 4 роки тому +6

      @@willywilly5673 better then eating the people.

    • @rroobbiinn07
      @rroobbiinn07 4 роки тому +1

      Mood

  • @keira6523
    @keira6523 4 роки тому +152

    I love how roomie said chips and dave was like 'crisps yeh'. He got so defensive 😅

    • @itzzFocalFlare
      @itzzFocalFlare 4 роки тому +14

      Chisps.

    • @aei1773
      @aei1773 4 роки тому +3

      Focal Flare [AGE] oh god no

    • @keira6523
      @keira6523 4 роки тому +1

      @@thebeatleboi well duuuuhhhhh. I'm British too mate. I would know one when I see one

    • @itzzFocalFlare
      @itzzFocalFlare 4 роки тому +2

      @@aei1773 Take a bite out of a *c h i s p*

  • @kinkinibhattacharya8183
    @kinkinibhattacharya8183 5 років тому +45

    Apparently that whole "no visual connection with words" thing called 'Aphantasia'

  • @penumbra_2748
    @penumbra_2748 4 роки тому +3

    5 minute crafts: use a fork to dunk the Oreo in the milk
    Boyinaband: put the Oreo in your mouth then drink the milk
    Me: put the Oreo in the milk then drink the milk and then eat the Oreo

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 4 роки тому +49

    12:20. “They want it warm and sticky.”
    Yeah so I think my brain is broken, can anyone please help me?

  • @JustRightTea
    @JustRightTea 4 роки тому +82

    me: eating
    roomie: talking about fish jizz
    me: throws up

  • @Aleula
    @Aleula 5 років тому +73

    Dave: Wait is yours shiny?
    Roomie: Depends what situation I'm in... 😏

  • @Kalon__
    @Kalon__ 3 роки тому +4

    Roomie: “eating chips wrong”
    Dave: “CRISPS YEAH”

  • @shuichi232
    @shuichi232 4 роки тому +53

    "Why would you make it shin-"
    Ad: These are weird unusual times....

  • @weeaboo6195
    @weeaboo6195 4 роки тому +22

    I used to (and still do) cut a block of cheese into a little bit big square, and eat it, no add-ons, no bread, straight up cheese

    • @lorraineq169
      @lorraineq169 4 роки тому

      Is that what he meant, that cheese should go on bread or something?

    • @im_radio_rebel1812
      @im_radio_rebel1812 4 роки тому

      I thought everyone did that lmao

  • @the.akhirah
    @the.akhirah 5 років тому +29

    Dave: atleast we are happy
    also Dave: oh wait ha
    I felt that

  • @lucasashford
    @lucasashford 4 роки тому +30

    The easiest way is to eAt ThE EgG

    • @pending3235
      @pending3235 3 роки тому

      Why did it take that long to find a comment about this bit?! Its so stupid but his face and the way he said it was amazing 😂

  • @IsratJahan-th3fo
    @IsratJahan-th3fo 5 років тому +12

    You know it's a good day when Roomie collabs with Boyinaband
    My two favorite UA-camrs together

  • @gaiaporro3033
    @gaiaporro3033 5 років тому +146

    "The abdomen of a tarantula looks like a kiwi" He says while pointing at the carapace

    • @quack2390
      @quack2390 5 років тому +12

      Umm actually it's the cephalothorax

    • @wyrmeleon2002
      @wyrmeleon2002 5 років тому +6

      The whole outside is the carapace

  • @wetbanana
    @wetbanana 5 років тому +19

    Dave: Before we start I just wanna say if you ever mess with me this is what will happen
    Joel: Laughs nervously

  • @linawu09
    @linawu09 4 роки тому +3

    Nobody mentioned biting into a Kit Kat so that you take a bite out of multiple pieces at once or biting into the side of a burrito. Had a friend who did it once, never forgave them after.

  • @nemaele
    @nemaele 5 років тому +10

    Joel: I don't see what I'm talking about, I can't picture it in my head.
    Me with overactive imagination: Is it possible to learn this power?

  • @segmoidpuppt2725
    @segmoidpuppt2725 4 роки тому +76

    Dave "I eat un popped kernals" me chewing on them

  • @r3d_l1ghts
    @r3d_l1ghts 5 років тому +277

    “They want it warm and sticky”
    Me: O my god no stop it

    • @GeckyWecky
      @GeckyWecky 5 років тому +14

      oh god why did you make me see it that way

    • @r3d_l1ghts
      @r3d_l1ghts 5 років тому +13

      HAHAHAH I do it with pleasure (ok that sounds wrong, just wrong)

    • @singtalklaughli8999
      @singtalklaughli8999 5 років тому +1

      For some reason, I imagined someone sticking their "you know what" in a microwave, as if it needed to be warmed up
      I have issues😂

    • @PresidentNat
      @PresidentNat 5 років тому +1

      Whyyy?!😂😂😂

    • @r3d_l1ghts
      @r3d_l1ghts 5 років тому +1

      Sing Talk Laugh Li BAHAHWHAHAHAH

  • @natalieburkhart6873
    @natalieburkhart6873 4 роки тому +4

    I can't even tell you how many times I've watched this video, and I still laugh every time.

  • @themattwitt9069
    @themattwitt9069 4 роки тому +81

    “It takes like 5 minutes to fold the chip bag” says Roomie... the channels name is 5 minute crafts.... Hmmmmmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔

  • @waidi3242
    @waidi3242 5 років тому +13

    Visual connection with words?
    In school: No.
    Home when i'm bored: Yes.

  • @marvingreeen
    @marvingreeen 5 років тому +46

    9:03
    Roomie: You're eating Chips wrong
    Dave: Crisps, yeah
    I'm 110% on Daves side!

    • @Mirinmaru
      @Mirinmaru 5 років тому

      >>Marvin
      Yeah, not surprised

  • @skittleanimewolf2869
    @skittleanimewolf2869 3 роки тому +2

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate Dave's humor? I watch this video at least once or twice a month, and it is still funny!