"We can trust him". Bohemond, the arbitrary, ambitious, deceitful, treacherous atheist. By far the most trustworthy person to entrust 60% of an empire to for sure.
Matilda: "I have to marry this shithead. Fair enough. Now to the dungeons. And what was that you said a swear word to our lord and savior? Off with his head. Oh my goodness, my husband just died, but it is because he broke one of the commandments of God. So I cannot be at fault for that, right?" Pope: "No, dear duchess, you did nothing wrong."
Sometimes the best way to play is to not stressed about all of that stuff, I do the same stuff you do but ended up quitting most play through because it got too stressful lmao
The only way to hold such a empire together is doing feasts regularly, doing the obvious grand tours and creating a hook on the strongest of them. Also you either have to change into a republic or create kingdoms which have only split inheritance.
I did this like 1 and a half year ago but i only pressed the roman empire button until i got every province of the roman empire on its hight it was crazy
The dutchess Matilda in my playthrough ended up being forced to convert to hellenic and was my concubine insane how different every playthrough ends up
She's much better than Haesteinn long term. Hasteinn is better at gaining quick land at the start, but he dies quickly and his son isn't too special. Matilda is younger and doesn't have enemies who want to kill her, she has a cool buff that makes all the clergy like her plus temple buffs plus a farmland and university which means money making machine. And then you just get hooks on the Pope and ask him to give you everything.
the average game for me is piss everyone off for a couple decades, go on a killing spree, die , then try and keep my dynasty together long enough to through the world into ruin
This is a video, my friend, and I can't wait to see more of the excellent content. Keep up the fantastic work, and no matter what happens or what anybody says, never give up and always remember you are worthy of respect and recognition; I really mean it. I watched France conquering India, and it was an excellent video. I like seeing more of that content! I have an idea for a future video: What if England had been taken over by a young Warrior King not from France but from India and set his sights on unifying the British Isles under one banner? What if Britannia had Samrat? What do you think of that idea, Mr. Wazlos? Any thoughts, comments, and opinions about this idea?
"We can trust him".
Bohemond, the arbitrary, ambitious, deceitful, treacherous atheist.
By far the most trustworthy person to entrust 60% of an empire to for sure.
"he's going to kind of manage Italy for us..." bro dreaming everyday to rule all on its own
Matilda: "I have to marry this shithead. Fair enough. Now to the dungeons. And what was that you said a swear word to our lord and savior? Off with his head. Oh my goodness, my husband just died, but it is because he broke one of the commandments of God. So I cannot be at fault for that, right?"
Pope: "No, dear duchess, you did nothing wrong."
She said she wanted to go into the dungeon with him - unfortunately it was a real dungeon.
Hail Empress Matilda the Conqueror, Caesara Augusta
Interesting there is actually is an Empress Matilda, although we know her as Maude in English history.
absolute mad man, I would've been crying with stress with all those factions
discovered your channel not too long ago, best ck3 channel, don't stop uploading!
As someone who likes to perfectly micro manage their vassals into rightful de jure territories and cultures. This was painful to watch lol.
Sometimes the best way to play is to not stressed about all of that stuff, I do the same stuff you do but ended up quitting most play through because it got too stressful lmao
Admin is a godsend to border neatness.
19:08 You spoke like a true ruler.
The only way to hold such a empire together is doing feasts regularly, doing the obvious grand tours and creating a hook on the strongest of them.
Also you either have to change into a republic or create kingdoms which have only split inheritance.
Holy crap. One of the most chaotic runs I have seen in awhile
Me, who just started learning the game and can't even manage to conquer Ireland:
I did this like 1 and a half year ago but i only pressed the roman empire button until i got every province of the roman empire on its hight it was crazy
That was both fun and painful to watch, as speedrunning conquests is kinda unsettling (for me). Good job, man.
Sen oynuyor olsan 3 saat isyan bastırmıştık. Elin gavuru koy göte rahvan gitsin modunda oynuyor 😂
@@Efedorakoseler La dayı hiç sorma adamın babasına toprak vermişim adam ölünce oğlu isyana katılıyor olm azıcık minnettar olun mk
The dutchess Matilda in my playthrough ended up being forced to convert to hellenic and was my concubine insane how different every playthrough ends up
Wait hang on bro, how in Go...in Jupiter's name you managed to convert to hellenism so early? Custom character?
@@idontlikerome2744 oh yeah I use custom religions all the time like zunism or Hellenism that's usually hard to get
Impressive mate
I feel like Matilda is 1066's haesteinn
Basically, lol
She's much better than Haesteinn long term. Hasteinn is better at gaining quick land at the start, but he dies quickly and his son isn't too special. Matilda is younger and doesn't have enemies who want to kill her, she has a cool buff that makes all the clergy like her plus temple buffs plus a farmland and university which means money making machine. And then you just get hooks on the Pope and ask him to give you everything.
keep up the good work !
“How can we hold this?”
Well, if you learn nothing of history but this, might is right. Right of Conquest.
And pray that it will keep itself together through its leaders and or soldiers, least enough to see the reclamation of all its lost provinces
This video was so funny. Good stuff
Matilda for the W, dude! Koifish would be proud! 🔥😆
P.S: Damn Bohemond’s got chin of Zeus! That dude should have been your spouse 💀
the average game for me is piss everyone off for a couple decades, go on a killing spree, die , then try and keep my dynasty together long enough to through the world into ruin
Kind of crazy how she was so close
Cool video
Best ck3 channel
All Magonels 😂 never thought of that
This is a video, my friend, and I can't wait to see more of the excellent content. Keep up the fantastic work, and no matter what happens or what anybody says, never give up and always remember you are worthy of respect and recognition; I really mean it. I watched France conquering India, and it was an excellent video. I like seeing more of that content! I have an idea for a future video: What if England had been taken over by a young Warrior King not from France but from India and set his sights on unifying the British Isles under one banner? What if Britannia had Samrat? What do you think of that idea, Mr. Wazlos? Any thoughts, comments, and opinions about this idea?
Nice dude.
This is an actual exploit💀💀
Polska górą!!!
Goated
no u
@@Wazlos NO YOU POOKIE
@@tbvreftrbbveb lol
Can you also make a video with good ol Robert the Fox ?
I can’t even play that game on my pc it crashes every 5 minutes with no mods
potato pc
Ave Caesar. Aeterna imperii
Hail Battista. Emperor of Rome, King of italy, Duke of Tuscany, Count of Canossa
Bohemond based infrastructure
when I first heard "never murder your spouse" I thought oh finally some decent humane CK3 tip is about to come out...and then....oh shit 😆
I am in 1023. I started in the first start date. Have not come far.
world conquest when?
When I figure out how to do fast
@@Wazlos Mongol rush combined with the holy war strat?
@@Wazlos play as Genghis Khan in 1178
yeh dude
almost forgot to leave a comment
Damn
Why Hispania is not included?
Not sure why it isnt necessary to restore rome
Try uniting Slavia in one lifetime
Mommy Matilda 😍
Didn't know the pope was a simp
least chatgpt generated video description
lol
Nah. The best start is Temujin to play as Genghis Khan!
1:53 wat de hek
Hi
hello
No the best is Robert the Fox
Only 0.77 k subscribers to go to hopefully see a duck
byzantine is rome
🤯🤯🤯🤯
Please dont use profanity. Please
Why?
Yeah well you are very naïve
What are you talking about?