The way you score a 2% on a multiple choice test is that the guy getting the petty revenge knew the correct answer and was selecting wrong answers on purpose and maybe got 1 question right, possibly by mistake even. The guy never said he was picking answers randomly or anything. a fully multiple choice test can easily be 50 questions depending on the type of class and the teacher, so 1 correct answer out of 50? 2% (Or better if he got credit just for putting his name on it and that's it)
I got a nice one. In high school I had a very stuck up history teacher that told history from HIS perspective (plus he was very sexist to the girls in the class including myself) he never actually gave us any paperwork so we either had to take extensive notes or record his lectures. At the end of the term he had us write an essay (I don’t remember what I was about) and looking at my tape recorder I had a genius idea. I fed his speech into text to speech and turned it in as my essay. I get the results back and I got a 100 on it, even got some non sexist compliments from him. End of the year comes and he comes to me and asks how I wrote the essay. I told him that he must love hearing himself talk that much because it was word for word what he said. The look on his face was proceless
When I was about 19 I was a waitress at a truck stop diner. The kitchen was run by mostly Mexican men, one of whom would literally follow me around the damn restaurant hitting on me. I kept waiting for my boss to say something because he couldn't be doing his job if he's following me around but no. I put up with this for about 2 or 3 days. The next night at closing time I went to my boss and told him about it, pointing out that it was straight up sexual harassment. My boss told me to take it like a woman. I gave him a WTF look then said ok, I'll show u how a woman takes it. I went to kitchen, flung the door open and yelled "inmigración" and watched them all run out the back door. I turned around, took off my apron and walked back over to my boss and said "Now close this mfkr by urself...and take it like a man" and left. His face was priceless 🤣🤣🤣
As a daughter of a mexican immigrant ...this is hilarious. I used to get targeted out the local hangout for mexicans to get pick up. The nasty stuff they say..i scream immigracion.. lol
I heard a story that someone walked into a kitchen where many Hispanic guys were working and yelled, "Where's your green card?" A lot of them ran out the door.
The fact that these people willingly give out their addresses and treat total strangers like dirt, I’d be worried about something happening to my house.
I was a pretty skinny kid in school so I was picked on a lot. One of the bullies was sitting behind me and insisted he copy my test results of our multiple choice exam. I leaned over after completing each page and he would copy my answers. The test was simple/easy so I had lots of time to change each page to the correct answers before going to the next page. Naturally he failed miserably. After we got our test results, in front of all of his friends, he threatened to assault me. I simply told him I would do the same thing again if he wanted to cheat so "maybe you should do your own tests?" I'm not sure why but he never assaulted me and I was never pushed into doing it again.
The EvE online one happens way more often than people think especially in the trade hubs or in the lawless parts of the map I have memories of petty revenge in game myself
If someone tries to pay you in pennies, nickels, or low denomination change, remember, many countries have rules on what is considered legal tender for a purchase. But if you want to win against them, here's my advice. Let's say you are delivering thirty bucks of pizza to an address, and they give you a giant bag of low denomination coins. You say "I can accept all this as five bucks of change." If they say there is more than that, fold your arms and demand they count it. Now it's on them to prove it is the amount they say it is.
An Ex was a non professional church musician but did get alot of attention and praise from people for it. He treated me and my friend in a constant demeaning way, just expecting us to be there for any of his spontaneous and/or planned musical projects. We had sung the "Ave Verum" by Elgar a couple of times too often in the last weeks and were protesting. He was about to go on a trip and just barked at us, we should pick out another nice Ave Verum. My friend looked at each other and then did a night shift at the piano, composing an absolutely unsingable Ave Verum and pretended it was written by César Franck. We wrote especially the tenor voice all crazy, as the young man ganged up on us all the time and was demeaning to his girl friend, also a soprano in our group. So he had many octave and tritonus jumps up and down. We added performance designations in french, which the boys didn't speak. It said things like, "to sing in a cheesy way" or "Like a deer roaring". We picked a font to make it look old. Then we copied it to near death, smearing dirt on it and trampling the paper and re-copying it. It was before the digital age, so we had to find ways to make it look like we found it in some cabinet in a church, where it supposedly had sat for a while. The boys didn't notice, it wasn't a real thing. The tenor got very frustrated because he couldn't sing his voice without making mistakes and my boyfriend became super angry, we picked such a shitty "Ave Verum". When we told them the truth, they were livid. Not because we did it. It was because those two thought so highly of themselves as musicians, that they couldn't believe, they didn't notice. I still get some enjoyment from that one. We had suffered their big egos in many ways and it was the built up rage of two women who wouldn't hurt anyone physically. But their Egos had scratches afterwards.
i have a story thats much more harmless then most of these, so my brother had broken his headphones after falling over, because i'm a nice guy i let him use mine until he got a new set of headphones. when my brother got his new headphones he gave me my old headphones back and they were TERRIBLE, one of the speakers was completely broken, the entire bluetooth didn't work, etc. so i asked my mom what the price for my headphones were, she said something around $50, so when my brother was in the bathroom i walked into his room, grabbed $60 out of his wallet, and left without saying a word
Was helping out a girl who had issues with her landlord. Turns out she was just using me. Ate my food, ran up the electric bill, the usual user stuff. Before she moved out I took a cheese grater to her entire DVD collection
Story 4...I am surprised OP didnt follow up with a lawsuit against the homeowner for having icy walkways, knowing they had invited someone onto their property.
Not sure if this counts but I was living in a room for rent and barely making ends meet. All of a sudden the home owner says she wants $20/week electricity (this was in 2016 so energy) despite the lease saying that electricity was included in the rent. I was living in a tiny room that wasn't getting the AC (granted it was October but it was Arizona and I moved in, in late August, so yeah AC is sorta needed and I wasn't getting anything just a small fan I had blowing on myself and my dog the whole time). I couldn't afford this and I pointed out according to the lease I didn't have to. 2 days later she says I have to move out as one of her friends wants the room and will pay more, and I calmly explained to her that no I had paid through the end of the month and I needed to stay for my clients so I would be staying. So first she tries to have me evicted but I thought on my feet and got a housing advocate to explain to the cops that they couldn't just kick me out, that was illegal as I had done nothing wrong and even if I had she had to give me written notice (I tried explaining that myself to the cops as she told me what she was about to do so I looked it up). Then when that failed she left in a huff and said something threatening. Little did I know she was going to the courthouse to lie and say I threatened her to get a restraining order. Now note on this order she said I was in her face threatening her. The only problem was she also said I was 5'9'', I am actually 6'3''. I don't get how someone could get in your face and you still are wrong about their height by a half foot especially as she was probably about 5'11 herself so would easily be able to tell I am taller not shorter than her in that situation. Still there is nothing I can do, so I move out and make plans to get my stuff the next day (I had to stay in a hotel room I absolutely couldn't afford that night). When I come back to get my stuff I have to wait for a long time as I couldn't go within 250 feet of her without a police officer there or I would be risking jail (she even tried to tell me the cops said it was okay for me to come because she wanted to leave to go do her plans and I was ruining that still I couldn't make the cops get there faster). Then I get there and start cleaning out my car (it's normally very messy) into the houses garbage can... she starts complaining about this saying I was taking up all the room and bla bla bla, I calmly say to the cop (after he tries to convince me to break the law by using a dumpster), I still legally live here and this is my garbage can too so the cop tells her to stop complaining. Then when I move my stuff out I "accidently" knock over the trash can in my room and when she comes out to yell at me I just calmly tell her I would clean up but you don't like me using the garbage can as I pull away. Felt petty but good after all the hell she put me and my client's though (I ended up having to move back in with my family for a few months in Iowa while I got ready to start a new chapter in my life in law school and had to leave all my clients high and dry though I did work to find them all new care providers.)
I had a roommate that was like living with a very abusive narcissistic boyfriend. She developed mild acne due to her overuse of makeup products on her face without cleaning it off properly at night. She then made that acne really bad by using very harsh products on it and even went to a dermatologist who gave her antibiotics. After she had destroyed yet another one of my expensive things and eating another cake I bought I added my fancy good olive oil to her foundation thinking it would make her acne worse but instead it cured it. The ultimate revenge was not telling her what she needed to fix her acne(granted she would never have listened to me)and watch her desperately buy bottle after bottle of that foundation in an attempt to get a good bottle that would cure the acne again.
I remember this one time i was playing prison life on roblox when this one kid playing as a cop wouldnt stop camping me (shooting at me the minute i spawned in and basically making the game unplayable) and i was getting frustrated and then i remembered that if a cop kills an innocent inmate in prison life 3 times they automatically get switched over to inmates team and cant switch back unless they leave and rejoin so i let the guy shoot me one last time and i watched with a smirk on my face as the guy's character died and his name turned orange It was petty but it felt good
I still know a couple of places where they ring the price up by hand. Most of them are small mom and pop places but if you're looking for big name places Hobby Lobby also does this
I will never understand people not tipping or being rude to delivery drivers. You have willingly given this person that you are choosing to stiff or be a totally P.O.S. to your Name, Phone number and HOME ADDRESS and trusting that they won't seek revenge against you.
@@ZaKRo-bx7lp True, but this is also very common in the US, where tipping is expected. I get not wanting to reward bad service, but especially for drivers working for delivery apps like Uber Eats or Door Dash, the bad service might not be the driver's fault. Restaurants screw up orders all the time, and Uber and Door Dash drivers are prohibited from checking the food before delivering it (justifiably so, as the driver could snack on it or outright steal it).
I'm already paying for the product or service. I shouldn't have to pay the employee's actual salary, since I'm already giving them the money the company should be using to pay them. I don't have to tip my landlord to be my landlord; he's already getting paid with rent. I don't have to tip the cashier at the local gas station to take my money; he's already getting paid a wage. I shouldn't have to pay the delivery driver; if his employer isn't paying him, he should quit and find one that does. I'm not rewarding the company for being cheap and stiffing their workers on their paycheck.
Back in 2010, I shared a room with a guy on summer camp. He used to open his beer bottles in such way that bottle caps would remain untouched, and he collected both bottles and caps adequately paired in our closet. We got in some heated arguments over a course of few days, involving him throwing dumb slurs as a joke towards me every now and then (despite keeping good relationships, but there is always a limit to an insult-based friendship). So, to have my revenge, I swapped two of his actual beers with old bottles, but filled with water and resealed with his meticulously preserves bottle cops, just to see him sneak out with them to have a drink with his crew by the river. Hours later, 23:00-sh he went back to our hostel to announce that both him and his other pal had been sold a fake beer - their drunk asses went to a different store (because the actual one was already closed) to share their sad story with the cashier, which was a risky decision for two 17 year-olds (local age restriction is 18). Somehow, these morons shared their beers in such way that one "fake" bottle ended up with that other pal. Days later, when that first guy was teasing me again, calling me stupid, I revealed my shenaningans to him in front of our entire group, asking about his level of stupidity in that case. He remained silent and humble for the rest of our stay.
My older brother found out that his college roommate was harassing a friend of his who wouldn't sleep with the guy. Guess whose parents pulled their son out of school after his NAMBLA newsletter got delivered to their house?
Knew a pizza delivery guy that had a very crap run, and no tips, and finally one guy says as he’s walking away “wait mate, I have a tip” the pizza guy thinks “omg finally, even $1 would feel great right now” …the guy pulls out a 5c piece and gives the shittiest grin and says “here ya go mate!!” …so the delivery guy started doing an epic amount of burn outs on his lawn, absolutely destroyed his lawn.
That is indeed a small tip. But you shouldn't pressure people for not giving you a tip. It's your employer's problem. Tipping culture has become very demanding and vengeful and it makes everyone uncomfortable
@@konothesledgerscavenger9930 if you KNOW the employer isn't paying them a fair wage and you as a consumer are not boycotting and/or protesting that practice in some way, then that tip is the cost of ethical consumption. Tipping culture is out of control, but very few people are also fighting for those employees to get paid a fair wage (and often actively resisting it). If we as consumers refuse to make it clear that corporations need to pay a fair wage, then we cant complain about people being pushy about tips. It's wither that, or their bills don't get paid.
@@pennyforyourthots how would you, as a customer in the US, even knowing the salary of an employee? I certainly don't know it where I live. It's your and your peoples fault for consistently voting for people who won't do anything about workers rights. The US is the only developed nation with as little workers rights as most third world countries ...
4:17 maybe company policy is to GTFO if a customer is acting irate (especially in an area that's already proven itself to contain safety hazards that might impede a swift escape). Especially these days, when the most a typical megacorporate loss prevention policy will allow is "ask the shoplifter nicely to stop".
While he didn't do anything to me directly, there was this guy in one of the Facebook groups I'm a part of for a big anime convention I sometimes attend who had this anti-LGBTQ graphic as his profile pic. As you might've guessed, the guy didn't have the nicest things to say about the LGBTQ community. Remember that time Facebook let users react to people's posts and comments with an icon of the pride flag? I took the opportunity to flood this dude's notifications with pride reacts on a bunch of the posts and comments he had made in that group.
I remember I heard a story when some 12th grader was bullying the crap out of some 10th grader and the 10th grader was a bit of a nerd. So, the nerd came up with the most diabolical idea ever. So the nerd found a few plants but these were no normal plants, these where giant hogweed! So what this nerd did was after the bully left his nice car that his dad got him some time back. So the nerd takes the sap of the giant hogweed and slather the door handle with in. Now, Giant hogweed sap is very acidic and it hurts like hell. So later that day the bully coming back with some girl, goes to open the car door and screams! The sap stuck to him hand but got it off pretty quick. Later the next day the nerd fella says something about the Hogweed sap and the bully never messes with him again. Like I said this is just a story from the 1990s in my school
OOh I have a petty one alright, from my time working at a supermarket Due to the way our stores worked, each store would get deliveries from certain suppliers (the one out near the vineyards got the wine for example) and we'd ship stuff between stores. Our store was the biggest and handled more of the small items, since we were central city and had a lot of small businesses we stocked goods for (go local craft specialty stores!) One of these startups was selling the Hot New Item, kombucha. They were also selling flavours no one else had and were making it more like a soda than the traditional fermented brew. But because they were just starting up, they were only able to get us about 12 boxes TOTAL each week. It was flying off the shelves. I had customers come in and request whole boxes of a flavour at a time. I swear no other brand was as popular. We started supplying our other 3 stores with it. Two barely request any because they're remote and basically more incoming depots than stores, but the third? It starts off reasonably with a box or two of each flavour, then mounts to them demanding about 8 boxes a week of our most popular flavour. I send them 2 of the four received boxes of that flavour, and keep getting this "send 8 boxes, I ordered 8!" kind of message back, so I call them and get put on with the person on that end making these orders. "Hey look, I get it, this is popular, we're going through it crazy fast, but listen, we only get four boxes of that flavour, six if we're lucky, there is absolutely no way we can supply you more. So can you cool it with the demanding order?" My opposite number goes "huh…" I think it's sunk in "I guess I'll have to order more from you then!" and that was the call, minus some spluttering attempts to get them to understand. A few weeks later we get a miraculous *8* boxes of the favoured flavor. I sent the demanding store their usual 2, and the store that had politely asked an extra box that week. Some bonus news, even though I no longer work at that supermarket, I know the little startup is going really well. They now do LARGE bottles too and are able to supply some massive supermarket chains, so good on them.
Me: “You’ll have to go to the ‘Customer Service Counter’ for your complimentary gift box. Karen: “Oh that sucks! There’s always a line. Why shouldn’t have to wait in line like everyone else!?” Me: 📞 “Hello, customer service, I’m sending a very special customer your way for her complimentary gift box. Please clear a path!” Karen: “Thank you!” **goes** Me: 📞 “Okay, now lock up the cabinet containing the gift boxes, shut your little window, and go out to lunch before she gets there!” **hangs up** 😈
At 4th grade I learned bio weapons and how to use them after watching an entire class get lice the year before after laughing at the kid who wore a shower hat with something - might be mayo or something. He didn’t get lice, the class did. I was being bullied. Then I got sick. But I hid the symptoms for 2-3 days successfully - I intentionally ran my hands on every bully’s’ desk after coughing/softly blowing on the desk in my class. I successfully caused an epidemic in the school within half a week - cause kids are disgusting and don’t wash their hands - the bullies got it worse.
Story 4: If I Would've Fallen And Dropped Any Food I Was Delivering, I'd Probably Start Sobbing. Not Because I Just Missed Out On Getting Paid But Because I'm Weirdly SUPER Emotional And I Cry About A Lot Of Inconveniences.
After i broke up with my ex, and was packing up all of his stuff, i put all of the sex toys and other sex related items sporadically in every box, including lingerie i only wore bc he got it for me. The reason why, i was backed into a potentially dangerous situation given that he was the silent type to get angry and was emotionally abusive, this abuse also took the form of sleep deprivation torture, when he cornered me into breaking up with him, alone. I later found out he tried (keyword is tried lol) to cheat on me claiming that i was his sister that he was cheering up from a breakup with an abusive ex…. The damn irony.
16:46 one thing you never wanna do is anger a lactose, intolerant person as oh boy are we vindictive and we have no quarrel with using it against people
I have one not me but my Mom she was engaged back in the 70’s before she met dad the other guy cheated on mom and mom found out he asked for the ring back and mom said if you want it back go got it and she threw it in a corn filled and he never found and mom and dad have been married for 43 years now 😊
Had the bag of coins scenario when I worked night-shift at an all-night gas station. A fat scruffy taxi driver regularly dropped a huge handful of coins into the cash drawer with a sh*t eating grin after filling up. He enjoyed it even more when there was a queue because I'd have to count it before I could serve the next customer...other taxi drivers, who'd be shouting at me to hurry up. The store manager didn't care that he was being a jerk, but DID care that he was short-changing us 20c or so each time. Any more than 5c of a shortfall was a huge problem for her, for some reason. So she told me to make him pay BEFORE activating the pump for him in future. So the next time he pulled up to pay he was gesturing over at my window to activate the pump for him....Nope. He stormed over swearing at me to start the pump. I beckoned him like he was a bold child and with a sh*t-eating grin I told him he needs to pay FIRST because he short-changes us regularly. He refused, threatened me telling me to start the pump and marched back, thinking I'd start it. Nope. He goes back and forth between my window and the pump a few times, getting angrier each time, until eventually he grabs a bunch of coins from his car, dumps them in the cash drawer and marches back to fill up. Of course I DON'T activate the pump yet, but start counting the coins....he marches back swearing and I tell him I need to count the change FIRST....and when he swears at me, I tell him I just lost count and need to start again...slowly start counting it again....each time he comes back to swear at me for being slow...I start again claiming he made me lose count - the guy is going freaking nuts!!! (did I mention we were one of only 2 all-night gas stations in the town - both owned by the same owner) He threatened to get me fired. I told him to go ahead. What he didn't know was that I was working my 2 weeks notice at that point because I'd had enough of the job LOL Next night the manager mentioned he'd been in. I checked the security footage for that morning and it showed him come in looking smug like he was going to get me fired, and leave looking dejected after he'd been told I was leaving soon anyway, and being chastised for short-changing us several times LOL Another taxi driver told me that night that the others all hate him and called him a fat piece of lard. He is divorced, with huge alimony/child-support payments and always in trouble because he had a gambling problem too. Guess he's his own worst enemy. Here's the thing though: He was taking his nasty moods out on ME - a guy losing his home because of the recession, having to couch surf on my friends sofa, working a dead-end job I hated just to survive...
A rude disinterested cahier at a gas station - Held my hand out for my change and she looked at me and put my change on the counter instead of my hand. I grabbed a pack of gum, asked how much and when she told me, I took my time counting the correct amount into my hand...then held out the exact change - as she reached for it, I place it on the counter, not in her hand, and walked away whistling LOL Petty but hey! If you can't take it, don't give it out.
I think this was when Overwatch 2 wasn't out yet and when you had to switch to it, but my brother, an online and I would play 3v3 elimination. The group we were going up against were being so toxic, shit talking us in chat, tbagging, etc and we lost two rounds by this point. We were like, "damn what do we do?" Brother pulls up the plan of all Healers first, we easily win. Then the next two we do full on tanks. Again, easy wins. The other two left, leaving one to say, "Wow, way to use up all your tanks." Next message is, "Wait it's over?" I still have the photo of it to this day.
This is beyond minor compared to some of the stuff here but here's mine. A few months back, I was driving my project miata through town; at this particular portion, its two lanes divided, but after a light, it quickly drops to one lane. I was doing a little over the limit on the right when a guy got right up on my bumper, and with my rear cam I installed, I knew he got damn close to ramming me a few times. After tailgating me for a few minutes, he moves into the quicker moving left lane and guns it... Only to be stopped by the light, and who other then myself pull up alongside him at the stop line. Now, I'm not a race driver or anything, but I did get my car when I was dumb and in Highschool, so I know how to do a half decent launch. Punching it out of the light, I get ahead of the chucklefuck as the left lane drops out and he gets stuck behind me again. It's here I proceed to slow to maybe 10 under and start waving every car looking to pull out from a store ahead of me. This was right off the downtown with tons of businesses and food joints, so the lane grinds to a crawl, much to Speed Racer's irritation. I eventually made my turn and saw him resume his speedy ways as he continued on, but I was quite pleased with my 5 minutes of malicious kindness :) (Also, while I thought I was being hilarious, I wouldn't recommend harrassing an SUV in a toy car, a third the size; it's usually the guy in the bigger car who gets to walk away. I would have to be peeled off the oil pan if anyone got annoyed enough to go THROUGH me rather than around lol!)
The router one.. You could have setup a schedule to turn off internet to his Xbox at specific times of the week. 4pm - 8pm drop Xbox.. Leave the pc online.
The tipping is getting out of hand. If people don't want to tip, stop trying to force them or ruining things for them. Let them do it out of the kindness of their hearts. The more you force them, the less they would want to. My parents give HUGE tips if you are friendly. But if you stand there looking expectant, they won't look twice at you. Think about it.
I used to play Eve Online and my god, is the ships expensive for beginners, 100M would've been a blessing but that 100M bounty was just sugar on the cream I've quit Eve multiple times for the same reason and quiting like that was just soo satisfying to hear
Story 15 Something similar happened to me when a girl was cheating off me i wrote 'go wash dishes' and the guy behind me who was cheating off me too said that i am a sigma Also in that test i wrote that to reform a political party you need to deform your party if you have one but the teacher said to self check and my joke was ruined the teacher was actually pretty friendly that why i did that
I don’t think that Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7 blowing up in the intro was considered petty… Also, the fact that the new player said the ship was his entire net worth makes it sound like Eve Online is a crypto game.
Eve Online has been around long before crypto, but it is a game that is basically sci-fi hyper capitalism, to the point iirc, it actually affected some real world finances through the player-owned megacorporations (basically guilds)
It used to be slang for an adulterous woman, if a woman got caught cheating, she'd have to stand out in public with a big red A around her neck for Adultery. That's what the book's title refers to.
@@kylajensen1957 If I remember correctly (been a very long time since I read the novel) a scarlet-colored letter "A" had to be sewn onto the front of all her outer clothing as an ongoing mark of shame for the rest of the time she lived in that village.
To the lady yelling at the pizza driver who fell on her icy sidewalk ...you are so lucky that wasn't my kid. We would own your house AND your pizza. It is your responsibility when you hire someone to complete a service on your property to make sure you keep access to your home in reasonable condition. Failing to clean ice and expecting someone to deliver a pizza is opening yourself to a lawsuit. No need to fire the pizza delivery guy. He gonna have a nice chunk of change soon.
The Scarlet Letter one? It's a reference to a novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne (who was actually a descendent of one of the judges in the Salem Witch Trials) titled, _The Scarlet Letter._ The novel starts with a woman, Hester Prynne, having to face public humiliation for adultery, and from then on, wear a Scarlet "A" on her clothing to forever mark her as an adulteress. It used to be required reading in high school.
When my son was 3 or so he had behavior issues (before he was diagnosed by a doctor) And my brother told me I was a bad mom if I couldn't control my child... so as I left I went over to his car and took out my chap stick and smeared the whole thing on his windshield right where he needed to see! I made sure he couldn't lean in any direction or bend down to see anything! I'm not sure how long it took to wipe all off but I'm sure it took awhile... Don't mess with a momma bear and her cub!!
one day back in 1649, my grandma tripped on an uneven sidewalk. she then responded by blowtorching the building of the construction workers who built the sidewalk. then she died the end
17: Why? Oh, yeah... because people wrongly interpret one of the Ten Commandments. Wrong interpretation: "Thou shalt not covet." Actual Commandment: "A man shalt not covet another man's wife." THE BIBLE ONLY PROHIBITS A MAN SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE, NOT A WIFE SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN, EVEN IF HE'S MARRIED! IT ALSO DOES NOT PROHIBIT MARRIED MEN SLEEPING WITH UNMARRIED WOMEN!
the eve story is fake or at least it didin't come out the way it's told. Bounties are usuless, you get a piece of it and a small one for killing the player so no one cares about it cause it's cents so the new player got ganked and then screwed himself out of a 100 mil, gg ez
For me, being petty is like kinda funny but also non damaging in a serious manner. Some people can be overly petty to the point that they’re just being an A Hole. The one where the roommate didn’t pay them and the other roommate back the money they rightfully deserved, was a perfect example of being petty. Knowing the situation, knowing the solution, but just simply not interfering in anyway. It’s kind of like knowing that a ship is going to sink due to poor construction, but the captain is too arrogant to double check before setting sail abd after warning him about it, he tells you you’re dumb and he’s the captain. So you just sit in a barrel waiting for the ship to sink 😂
For the EVE Online one: putting the money as a bounty on a player's head is stupid because friends could repeatedly kill the old player's ship to get the money, that they could then give back to old player. The new player was very foolish for not accepting quite a lot of money and saving it to invest in ships. I would be ecstatic to get 100 million ISK even as someone who has played that game for years. 100M isk could get you stuff like a variety of ships, and you'd have plenty left over to replace what you lose. For those who want to play EVE Online: Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
so, don't play EVE online at all is what you're saying. Glad to know my decision to avoid a toxic shithole of a game with a very very low retention rate for new players due to malicious behavior was a good one.
@@alphamaccao5224 That's not what I said at all. What I said is that the new player couldn't recognise a massive gift that was worth far more than the pittance he lost from another player trying to help the game get new players in, and instead chose to waste it on the game's flawed bounty system. Also, that last line is the golden rule for EVE Online, because breaking it is what will make players rage-quit in frustration when they lose a very large amount of all they have, instead of the tiny portion you should actually be risking in a game like this. The tutorials give you about 10m ISK, and you should only ever fly stuff worth a small amount of your total wealth so that you can easily replace losses, which are a lot in this game with very harsh PvP/PvE. The game isn't for everyone, but I never said not to play the game at all.
The way you score a 2% on a multiple choice test is that the guy getting the petty revenge knew the correct answer and was selecting wrong answers on purpose and maybe got 1 question right, possibly by mistake even. The guy never said he was picking answers randomly or anything. a fully multiple choice test can easily be 50 questions depending on the type of class and the teacher, so 1 correct answer out of 50? 2% (Or better if he got credit just for putting his name on it and that's it)
Thank you for posting this answer so I didn't have to. 🙂
@@AnonWilliams Same here. I figured it was a 50 or 100 question test.
I’ve definitely learned to not think too deep into this narrators comments because they aren’t the brightest
I was told by my Grandpa that you get a few points for spelling your name right. I had assumed that was where the two percent came from.
Yeah you gotta get a FEW wrong (or in this case right) it so much more petty-licious to get the guy a 2% rather than a 0.
I got a nice one.
In high school I had a very stuck up history teacher that told history from HIS perspective (plus he was very sexist to the girls in the class including myself) he never actually gave us any paperwork so we either had to take extensive notes or record his lectures. At the end of the term he had us write an essay (I don’t remember what I was about) and looking at my tape recorder I had a genius idea. I fed his speech into text to speech and turned it in as my essay. I get the results back and I got a 100 on it, even got some non sexist compliments from him. End of the year comes and he comes to me and asks how I wrote the essay. I told him that he must love hearing himself talk that much because it was word for word what he said. The look on his face was proceless
hell yea xD
no joke i got confused bc your pfp is the same as my twt pfp
When I was about 19 I was a waitress at a truck stop diner. The kitchen was run by mostly Mexican men, one of whom would literally follow me around the damn restaurant hitting on me. I kept waiting for my boss to say something because he couldn't be doing his job if he's following me around but no. I put up with this for about 2 or 3 days. The next night at closing time I went to my boss and told him about it, pointing out that it was straight up sexual harassment. My boss told me to take it like a woman. I gave him a WTF look then said ok, I'll show u how a woman takes it. I went to kitchen, flung the door open and yelled "inmigración" and watched them all run out the back door. I turned around, took off my apron and walked back over to my boss and said "Now close this mfkr by urself...and take it like a man" and left. His face was priceless 🤣🤣🤣
lmao
As a daughter of a mexican immigrant ...this is hilarious. I used to get targeted out the local hangout for mexicans to get pick up. The nasty stuff they say..i scream immigracion.. lol
I heard a story that someone walked into a kitchen where many Hispanic guys were working and yelled, "Where's your green card?" A lot of them ran out the door.
The fact that these people willingly give out their addresses and treat total strangers like dirt, I’d be worried about something happening to my house.
I was a pretty skinny kid in school so I was picked on a lot. One of the bullies was sitting behind me and insisted he copy my test results of our multiple choice exam. I leaned over after completing each page and he would copy my answers. The test was simple/easy so I had lots of time to change each page to the correct answers before going to the next page. Naturally he failed miserably. After we got our test results, in front of all of his friends, he threatened to assault me. I simply told him I would do the same thing again if he wanted to cheat so "maybe you should do your own tests?" I'm not sure why but he never assaulted me and I was never pushed into doing it again.
i guess he kinda respected you a bit after standing up for yourself?
The EvE online one happens way more often than people think especially in the trade hubs or in the lawless parts of the map I have memories of petty revenge in game myself
If someone tries to pay you in pennies, nickels, or low denomination change, remember, many countries have rules on what is considered legal tender for a purchase. But if you want to win against them, here's my advice.
Let's say you are delivering thirty bucks of pizza to an address, and they give you a giant bag of low denomination coins. You say "I can accept all this as five bucks of change." If they say there is more than that, fold your arms and demand they count it. Now it's on them to prove it is the amount they say it is.
That first cashier was absolutely amazing.
An Ex was a non professional church musician but did get alot of attention and praise from people for it. He treated me and my friend in a constant demeaning way, just expecting us to be there for any of his spontaneous and/or planned musical projects. We had sung the "Ave Verum" by Elgar a couple of times too often in the last weeks and were protesting. He was about to go on a trip and just barked at us, we should pick out another nice Ave Verum. My friend looked at each other and then did a night shift at the piano, composing an absolutely unsingable Ave Verum and pretended it was written by César Franck. We wrote especially the tenor voice all crazy, as the young man ganged up on us all the time and was demeaning to his girl friend, also a soprano in our group. So he had many octave and tritonus jumps up and down. We added performance designations in french, which the boys didn't speak. It said things like, "to sing in a cheesy way" or "Like a deer roaring". We picked a font to make it look old. Then we copied it to near death, smearing dirt on it and trampling the paper and re-copying it. It was before the digital age, so we had to find ways to make it look like we found it in some cabinet in a church, where it supposedly had sat for a while.
The boys didn't notice, it wasn't a real thing. The tenor got very frustrated because he couldn't sing his voice without making mistakes and my boyfriend became super angry, we picked such a shitty "Ave Verum". When we told them the truth, they were livid. Not because we did it. It was because those two thought so highly of themselves as musicians, that they couldn't believe, they didn't notice. I still get some enjoyment from that one. We had suffered their big egos in many ways and it was the built up rage of two women who wouldn't hurt anyone physically. But their Egos had scratches afterwards.
i have a story thats much more harmless then most of these,
so my brother had broken his headphones after falling over, because i'm a nice guy i let him use mine until he got a new set of headphones. when my brother got his new headphones he gave me my old headphones back and they were TERRIBLE, one of the speakers was completely broken, the entire bluetooth didn't work, etc. so i asked my mom what the price for my headphones were, she said something around $50, so when my brother was in the bathroom i walked into his room, grabbed $60 out of his wallet, and left without saying a word
I like it. $50 for the headphones and $10 for the lender's fee, right?
Story 4: Manager probably knew if he tried to fire the OP for this, OP could sue both the icy woman and the manager
Yeah, if I was the old woman, even if I was a psychopath who didn't care about the delivery driver, I'd be trying to be nice so he doesn't sue.
Was helping out a girl who had issues with her landlord. Turns out she was just using me. Ate my food, ran up the electric bill, the usual user stuff. Before she moved out I took a cheese grater to her entire DVD collection
That poor cheese grater...
Even if I had to eat ramen for months, I would 100% pay back my roommates if they covered for me like that.
Story 4...I am surprised OP didnt follow up with a lawsuit against the homeowner for having icy walkways, knowing they had invited someone onto their property.
Are you crazy?
I loved the story with the apologetic note for returning the stuff so late. 😂
Not sure if this counts but I was living in a room for rent and barely making ends meet. All of a sudden the home owner says she wants $20/week electricity (this was in 2016 so energy) despite the lease saying that electricity was included in the rent. I was living in a tiny room that wasn't getting the AC (granted it was October but it was Arizona and I moved in, in late August, so yeah AC is sorta needed and I wasn't getting anything just a small fan I had blowing on myself and my dog the whole time). I couldn't afford this and I pointed out according to the lease I didn't have to.
2 days later she says I have to move out as one of her friends wants the room and will pay more, and I calmly explained to her that no I had paid through the end of the month and I needed to stay for my clients so I would be staying. So first she tries to have me evicted but I thought on my feet and got a housing advocate to explain to the cops that they couldn't just kick me out, that was illegal as I had done nothing wrong and even if I had she had to give me written notice (I tried explaining that myself to the cops as she told me what she was about to do so I looked it up). Then when that failed she left in a huff and said something threatening. Little did I know she was going to the courthouse to lie and say I threatened her to get a restraining order. Now note on this order she said I was in her face threatening her. The only problem was she also said I was 5'9'', I am actually 6'3''. I don't get how someone could get in your face and you still are wrong about their height by a half foot especially as she was probably about 5'11 herself so would easily be able to tell I am taller not shorter than her in that situation. Still there is nothing I can do, so I move out and make plans to get my stuff the next day (I had to stay in a hotel room I absolutely couldn't afford that night).
When I come back to get my stuff I have to wait for a long time as I couldn't go within 250 feet of her without a police officer there or I would be risking jail (she even tried to tell me the cops said it was okay for me to come because she wanted to leave to go do her plans and I was ruining that still I couldn't make the cops get there faster). Then I get there and start cleaning out my car (it's normally very messy) into the houses garbage can... she starts complaining about this saying I was taking up all the room and bla bla bla, I calmly say to the cop (after he tries to convince me to break the law by using a dumpster), I still legally live here and this is my garbage can too so the cop tells her to stop complaining. Then when I move my stuff out I "accidently" knock over the trash can in my room and when she comes out to yell at me I just calmly tell her I would clean up but you don't like me using the garbage can as I pull away. Felt petty but good after all the hell she put me and my client's though (I ended up having to move back in with my family for a few months in Iowa while I got ready to start a new chapter in my life in law school and had to leave all my clients high and dry though I did work to find them all new care providers.)
what a horrible person
@@josefanon8504 I always thought so
I had a roommate that was like living with a very abusive narcissistic boyfriend. She developed mild acne due to her overuse of makeup products on her face without cleaning it off properly at night. She then made that acne really bad by using very harsh products on it and even went to a dermatologist who gave her antibiotics. After she had destroyed yet another one of my expensive things and eating another cake I bought I added my fancy good olive oil to her foundation thinking it would make her acne worse but instead it cured it. The ultimate revenge was not telling her what she needed to fix her acne(granted she would never have listened to me)and watch her desperately buy bottle after bottle of that foundation in an attempt to get a good bottle that would cure the acne again.
I remember this one time i was playing prison life on roblox when this one kid playing as a cop wouldnt stop camping me (shooting at me the minute i spawned in and basically making the game unplayable) and i was getting frustrated and then i remembered that if a cop kills an innocent inmate in prison life 3 times they automatically get switched over to inmates team and cant switch back unless they leave and rejoin so i let the guy shoot me one last time and i watched with a smirk on my face as the guy's character died and his name turned orange
It was petty but it felt good
I still know a couple of places where they ring the price up by hand. Most of them are small mom and pop places but if you're looking for big name places Hobby Lobby also does this
The title really is how santa gives kids siblings
Story 10 is saltier than cured meat soaked in Worcestershire , soy sauce, and Dales, then salted to remove the moisture.
I will never understand people not tipping or being rude to delivery drivers. You have willingly given this person that you are choosing to stiff or be a totally P.O.S. to your Name, Phone number and HOME ADDRESS and trusting that they won't seek revenge against you.
In most places around the world tipping is just an option and not an expectation
@@ZaKRo-bx7lp True, but this is also very common in the US, where tipping is expected. I get not wanting to reward bad service, but especially for drivers working for delivery apps like Uber Eats or Door Dash, the bad service might not be the driver's fault. Restaurants screw up orders all the time, and Uber and Door Dash drivers are prohibited from checking the food before delivering it (justifiably so, as the driver could snack on it or outright steal it).
I'm already paying for the product or service. I shouldn't have to pay the employee's actual salary, since I'm already giving them the money the company should be using to pay them.
I don't have to tip my landlord to be my landlord; he's already getting paid with rent. I don't have to tip the cashier at the local gas station to take my money; he's already getting paid a wage.
I shouldn't have to pay the delivery driver; if his employer isn't paying him, he should quit and find one that does. I'm not rewarding the company for being cheap and stiffing their workers on their paycheck.
Story 10 was so frickin good. Nice one, OP
Story 14 - I would’ve hid it in a place she already checked
Meanwhile I would have hid it in the trash right before the trash was taken.
Back in 2010, I shared a room with a guy on summer camp. He used to open his beer bottles in such way that bottle caps would remain untouched, and he collected both bottles and caps adequately paired in our closet. We got in some heated arguments over a course of few days, involving him throwing dumb slurs as a joke towards me every now and then (despite keeping good relationships, but there is always a limit to an insult-based friendship).
So, to have my revenge, I swapped two of his actual beers with old bottles, but filled with water and resealed with his meticulously preserves bottle cops, just to see him sneak out with them to have a drink with his crew by the river. Hours later, 23:00-sh he went back to our hostel to announce that both him and his other pal had been sold a fake beer - their drunk asses went to a different store (because the actual one was already closed) to share their sad story with the cashier, which was a risky decision for two 17 year-olds (local age restriction is 18). Somehow, these morons shared their beers in such way that one "fake" bottle ended up with that other pal. Days later, when that first guy was teasing me again, calling me stupid, I revealed my shenaningans to him in front of our entire group, asking about his level of stupidity in that case. He remained silent and humble for the rest of our stay.
My older brother found out that his college roommate was harassing a friend of his who wouldn't sleep with the guy. Guess whose parents pulled their son out of school after his NAMBLA newsletter got delivered to their house?
Knew a pizza delivery guy that had a very crap run, and no tips, and finally one guy says as he’s walking away “wait mate, I have a tip” the pizza guy thinks “omg finally, even $1 would feel great right now”
…the guy pulls out a 5c piece and gives the shittiest grin and says “here ya go mate!!”
…so the delivery guy started doing an epic amount of burn outs on his lawn, absolutely destroyed his lawn.
That is indeed a small tip. But you shouldn't pressure people for not giving you a tip. It's your employer's problem. Tipping culture has become very demanding and vengeful and it makes everyone uncomfortable
@@konothesledgerscavenger9930 if you KNOW the employer isn't paying them a fair wage and you as a consumer are not boycotting and/or protesting that practice in some way, then that tip is the cost of ethical consumption.
Tipping culture is out of control, but very few people are also fighting for those employees to get paid a fair wage (and often actively resisting it). If we as consumers refuse to make it clear that corporations need to pay a fair wage, then we cant complain about people being pushy about tips. It's wither that, or their bills don't get paid.
@@pennyforyourthots how would you, as a customer in the US, even knowing the salary of an employee? I certainly don't know it where I live.
It's your and your peoples fault for consistently voting for people who won't do anything about workers rights. The US is the only developed nation with as little workers rights as most third world countries ...
Thanks for this cool video... love your narration!
4:17 maybe company policy is to GTFO if a customer is acting irate (especially in an area that's already proven itself to contain safety hazards that might impede a swift escape).
Especially these days, when the most a typical megacorporate loss prevention policy will allow is "ask the shoplifter nicely to stop".
While he didn't do anything to me directly, there was this guy in one of the Facebook groups I'm a part of for a big anime convention I sometimes attend who had this anti-LGBTQ graphic as his profile pic. As you might've guessed, the guy didn't have the nicest things to say about the LGBTQ community. Remember that time Facebook let users react to people's posts and comments with an icon of the pride flag? I took the opportunity to flood this dude's notifications with pride reacts on a bunch of the posts and comments he had made in that group.
Im like 😓 to that cover art but enjoyed the content and yes some of these are so much more than petty.
As someone who wears gurl jeans, i get happy when there's working pockets
I remember I heard a story when some 12th grader was bullying the crap out of some 10th grader and the 10th grader was a bit of a nerd. So, the nerd came up with the most diabolical idea ever. So the nerd found a few plants but these were no normal plants, these where giant hogweed! So what this nerd did was after the bully left his nice car that his dad got him some time back. So the nerd takes the sap of the giant hogweed and slather the door handle with in. Now, Giant hogweed sap is very acidic and it hurts like hell. So later that day the bully coming back with some girl, goes to open the car door and screams! The sap stuck to him hand but got it off pretty quick. Later the next day the nerd fella says something about the Hogweed sap and the bully never messes with him again. Like I said this is just a story from the 1990s in my school
OOh I have a petty one alright, from my time working at a supermarket
Due to the way our stores worked, each store would get deliveries from certain suppliers (the one out near the vineyards got the wine for example) and we'd ship stuff between stores. Our store was the biggest and handled more of the small items, since we were central city and had a lot of small businesses we stocked goods for (go local craft specialty stores!)
One of these startups was selling the Hot New Item, kombucha. They were also selling flavours no one else had and were making it more like a soda than the traditional fermented brew. But because they were just starting up, they were only able to get us about 12 boxes TOTAL each week. It was flying off the shelves. I had customers come in and request whole boxes of a flavour at a time. I swear no other brand was as popular.
We started supplying our other 3 stores with it. Two barely request any because they're remote and basically more incoming depots than stores, but the third?
It starts off reasonably with a box or two of each flavour, then mounts to them demanding about 8 boxes a week of our most popular flavour. I send them 2 of the four received boxes of that flavour, and keep getting this "send 8 boxes, I ordered 8!" kind of message back, so I call them and get put on with the person on that end making these orders.
"Hey look, I get it, this is popular, we're going through it crazy fast, but listen, we only get four boxes of that flavour, six if we're lucky, there is absolutely no way we can supply you more. So can you cool it with the demanding order?"
My opposite number goes "huh…" I think it's sunk in "I guess I'll have to order more from you then!" and that was the call, minus some spluttering attempts to get them to understand.
A few weeks later we get a miraculous *8* boxes of the favoured flavor.
I sent the demanding store their usual 2, and the store that had politely asked an extra box that week.
Some bonus news, even though I no longer work at that supermarket, I know the little startup is going really well. They now do LARGE bottles too and are able to supply some massive supermarket chains, so good on them.
Me: “You’ll have to go to the ‘Customer Service Counter’ for your complimentary gift box.
Karen: “Oh that sucks! There’s always a line. Why shouldn’t have to wait in line like everyone else!?”
Me: 📞 “Hello, customer service, I’m sending a very special customer your way for her complimentary gift box. Please clear a path!”
Karen: “Thank you!” **goes**
Me: 📞 “Okay, now lock up the cabinet containing the gift boxes, shut your little window, and go out to lunch before she gets there!” **hangs up** 😈
At 4th grade I learned bio weapons and how to use them after watching an entire class get lice the year before after laughing at the kid who wore a shower hat with something - might be mayo or something. He didn’t get lice, the class did.
I was being bullied.
Then I got sick. But I hid the symptoms for 2-3 days successfully - I intentionally ran my hands on every bully’s’ desk after coughing/softly blowing on the desk in my class.
I successfully caused an epidemic in the school within half a week - cause kids are disgusting and don’t wash their hands - the bullies got it worse.
4:03 If a manager has some sense, he'll send the terrible custumers to the competition and tries his best to keep the good ones.
Story 4: If I Would've Fallen And Dropped Any Food I Was Delivering, I'd Probably Start Sobbing. Not Because I Just Missed Out On Getting Paid But Because I'm Weirdly SUPER Emotional And I Cry About A Lot Of Inconveniences.
After i broke up with my ex, and was packing up all of his stuff, i put all of the sex toys and other sex related items sporadically in every box, including lingerie i only wore bc he got it for me. The reason why, i was backed into a potentially dangerous situation given that he was the silent type to get angry and was emotionally abusive, this abuse also took the form of sleep deprivation torture, when he cornered me into breaking up with him, alone. I later found out he tried (keyword is tried lol) to cheat on me claiming that i was his sister that he was cheering up from a breakup with an abusive ex…. The damn irony.
16:46 one thing you never wanna do is anger a lactose, intolerant person as oh boy are we vindictive and we have no quarrel with using it against people
I have one not me but my Mom she was engaged back in the 70’s before she met dad the other guy cheated on mom and mom found out he asked for the ring back and mom said if you want it back go got it and she threw it in a corn filled and he never found and mom and dad have been married for 43 years now 😊
Had the bag of coins scenario when I worked night-shift at an all-night gas station. A fat scruffy taxi driver regularly dropped a huge handful of coins into the cash drawer with a sh*t eating grin after filling up. He enjoyed it even more when there was a queue because I'd have to count it before I could serve the next customer...other taxi drivers, who'd be shouting at me to hurry up.
The store manager didn't care that he was being a jerk, but DID care that he was short-changing us 20c or so each time. Any more than 5c of a shortfall was a huge problem for her, for some reason. So she told me to make him pay BEFORE activating the pump for him in future. So the next time he pulled up to pay he was gesturing over at my window to activate the pump for him....Nope.
He stormed over swearing at me to start the pump. I beckoned him like he was a bold child and with a sh*t-eating grin I told him he needs to pay FIRST because he short-changes us regularly.
He refused, threatened me telling me to start the pump and marched back, thinking I'd start it. Nope.
He goes back and forth between my window and the pump a few times, getting angrier each time, until eventually he grabs a bunch of coins from his car, dumps them in the cash drawer and marches back to fill up.
Of course I DON'T activate the pump yet, but start counting the coins....he marches back swearing and I tell him I need to count the change FIRST....and when he swears at me, I tell him I just lost count and need to start again...slowly start counting it again....each time he comes back to swear at me for being slow...I start again claiming he made me lose count - the guy is going freaking nuts!!! (did I mention we were one of only 2 all-night gas stations in the town - both owned by the same owner)
He threatened to get me fired. I told him to go ahead. What he didn't know was that I was working my 2 weeks notice at that point because I'd had enough of the job LOL
Next night the manager mentioned he'd been in. I checked the security footage for that morning and it showed him come in looking smug like he was going to get me fired, and leave looking dejected after he'd been told I was leaving soon anyway, and being chastised for short-changing us several times LOL
Another taxi driver told me that night that the others all hate him and called him a fat piece of lard. He is divorced, with huge alimony/child-support payments and always in trouble because he had a gambling problem too. Guess he's his own worst enemy.
Here's the thing though: He was taking his nasty moods out on ME - a guy losing his home because of the recession, having to couch surf on my friends sofa, working a dead-end job I hated just to survive...
A rude disinterested cahier at a gas station - Held my hand out for my change and she looked at me and put my change on the counter instead of my hand. I grabbed a pack of gum, asked how much and when she told me, I took my time counting the correct amount into my hand...then held out the exact change - as she reached for it, I place it on the counter, not in her hand, and walked away whistling LOL
Petty but hey! If you can't take it, don't give it out.
He knew the correct awnsers so purposely failed it as comprehensively as possible and only got ones right he would of gotnwrong
g.g. to the cashier for changing that chick for your soda
Kookoo for kocopuffs got me.
I think this was when Overwatch 2 wasn't out yet and when you had to switch to it, but my brother, an online and I would play 3v3 elimination. The group we were going up against were being so toxic, shit talking us in chat, tbagging, etc and we lost two rounds by this point. We were like, "damn what do we do?" Brother pulls up the plan of all Healers first, we easily win. Then the next two we do full on tanks. Again, easy wins. The other two left, leaving one to say, "Wow, way to use up all your tanks." Next message is, "Wait it's over?" I still have the photo of it to this day.
13:25 my mom had so many name tags bc she kept loosing hers so we would find them everywhere
16:04 I You may have screwed up the numbering a little bit there...Story 8 was 10 stories ago XD
Story 9 is great
This is beyond minor compared to some of the stuff here but here's mine.
A few months back, I was driving my project miata through town; at this particular portion, its two lanes divided, but after a light, it quickly drops to one lane. I was doing a little over the limit on the right when a guy got right up on my bumper, and with my rear cam I installed, I knew he got damn close to ramming me a few times. After tailgating me for a few minutes, he moves into the quicker moving left lane and guns it... Only to be stopped by the light, and who other then myself pull up alongside him at the stop line. Now, I'm not a race driver or anything, but I did get my car when I was dumb and in Highschool, so I know how to do a half decent launch. Punching it out of the light, I get ahead of the chucklefuck as the left lane drops out and he gets stuck behind me again. It's here I proceed to slow to maybe 10 under and start waving every car looking to pull out from a store ahead of me. This was right off the downtown with tons of businesses and food joints, so the lane grinds to a crawl, much to Speed Racer's irritation. I eventually made my turn and saw him resume his speedy ways as he continued on, but I was quite pleased with my 5 minutes of malicious kindness :)
(Also, while I thought I was being hilarious, I wouldn't recommend harrassing an SUV in a toy car, a third the size; it's usually the guy in the bigger car who gets to walk away. I would have to be peeled off the oil pan if anyone got annoyed enough to go THROUGH me rather than around lol!)
Haha
The router one.. You could have setup a schedule to turn off internet to his Xbox at specific times of the week. 4pm - 8pm drop Xbox.. Leave the pc online.
14:37 simple, if you know the right answers, you can fail any test
The tipping is getting out of hand. If people don't want to tip, stop trying to force them or ruining things for them. Let them do it out of the kindness of their hearts. The more you force them, the less they would want to. My parents give HUGE tips if you are friendly. But if you stand there looking expectant, they won't look twice at you. Think about it.
Then dont go to places where they underpaid their employees. You are the problem by supporting greedy corporations refusing to pay a livable wage.
I used to play Eve Online and my god, is the ships expensive for beginners, 100M would've been a blessing but that 100M bounty was just sugar on the cream
I've quit Eve multiple times for the same reason and quiting like that was just soo satisfying to hear
Story 15
Something similar happened to me when a girl was cheating off me i wrote 'go wash dishes' and the guy behind me who was cheating off me too said that i am a sigma
Also in that test i wrote that to reform a political party you need to deform your party if you have one but the teacher said to self check and my joke was ruined the teacher was actually pretty friendly that why i did that
Wait, maybe the dude was letting his dog poop on their lawn bc they knew he was sticking it to his wife.
13 is so silly 15 is perfect
Your definition of petty is lacking.
Hoity toity
I don’t think that Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 7 blowing up in the intro was considered petty…
Also, the fact that the new player said the ship was his entire net worth makes it sound like Eve Online is a crypto game.
Eve Online has been around long before crypto, but it is a game that is basically sci-fi hyper capitalism, to the point iirc, it actually affected some real world finances through the player-owned megacorporations (basically guilds)
@@jclindsay007 Oh damn.
16:04 what does "the scarlet letter" mean?
im not sure, but i just started a book called the scarlet letter. im assuming it might have something to do with thr book
It used to be slang for an adulterous woman, if a woman got caught cheating, she'd have to stand out in public with a big red A around her neck for Adultery. That's what the book's title refers to.
Thanks to you both
@@kylajensen1957 If I remember correctly (been a very long time since I read the novel) a scarlet-colored letter "A" had to be sewn onto the front of all her outer clothing as an ongoing mark of shame for the rest of the time she lived in that village.
some of these are histerical
Just for future reference, that's spelled "hysterical" :)
@0000Sierra117 finally someone who's not a jackass about correcting grammar
Dont listen to these replies, you spell however you want to. Don't change ❤
@@RandomDrawer_tm bro..... what? 💀
@@A_very_annoyed_artist shud uhp I kan sphell theengs howevr ih whant
Narrator, the pizza one. Come on.
I haven’t seen it or dealt it just yet… hold my beer
14:36 If you get one correct answer out of 50 questions...
Alternatively, they got two percent for writing their name. Had a few tests like that
what is the scarlet letter
the rear end lights look like a face
The tenth and eleventh should not be petty revenge. They are definitely pro revenge.
Yo what’s the time gap for the police?
bro wtf with the thumbnail… that ain’t petty revenge that’s nuclear warfare
It looks like someone popping a pimple to me
@@LaughingLlamaLodge It’s someone poking holes in a condom…
16:11 anyone have the link to the fudge story? i need to send it to my dad he will die laughing
I spammed my principal's email because he wiped my record
To the lady yelling at the pizza driver who fell on her icy sidewalk ...you are so lucky that wasn't my kid. We would own your house AND your pizza. It is your responsibility when you hire someone to complete a service on your property to make sure you keep access to your home in reasonable condition. Failing to clean ice and expecting someone to deliver a pizza is opening yourself to a lawsuit.
No need to fire the pizza delivery guy. He gonna have a nice chunk of change soon.
My Xbox 360 got the red ring of death 😢
16:03 can someone explain this one
The Scarlet Letter one? It's a reference to a novel by Nathaniel Hawthorne (who was actually a descendent of one of the judges in the Salem Witch Trials) titled, _The Scarlet Letter._ The novel starts with a woman, Hester Prynne, having to face public humiliation for adultery, and from then on, wear a Scarlet "A" on her clothing to forever mark her as an adulteress.
It used to be required reading in high school.
When my son was 3 or so he had behavior issues (before he was diagnosed by a doctor)
And my brother told me I was a bad mom if I couldn't control my child... so as I left I went over to his car and took out my chap stick and smeared the whole thing on his windshield right where he needed to see! I made sure he couldn't lean in any direction or bend down to see anything! I'm not sure how long it took to wipe all off but I'm sure it took awhile... Don't mess with a momma bear and her cub!!
game?
Doesn't eve online use real world money conversion? Those ships cost real money, Not just in game money
Who is Opie?
Alternatively, an angry, ancient alien AI from the book series "Expeditionary Force" by Craig Alanson. Excellent series btw lol
OP means whoever posted the original story(original poster) on Reddit
Ores are not vegan
one day back in 1649, my grandma tripped on an uneven sidewalk. she then responded by blowtorching the building of the construction workers who built the sidewalk. then she died the end
Jeez- Your grandma? If that was your grandma, I’m 99% sure you’re either supposed to be dead or immortal.
You put 16 not 1⁹
Purrr wht an icon 😻💅
17: Why? Oh, yeah... because people wrongly interpret one of the Ten Commandments.
Wrong interpretation: "Thou shalt not covet."
Actual Commandment: "A man shalt not covet another man's wife."
THE BIBLE ONLY PROHIBITS A MAN SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE, NOT A WIFE SLEEPING WITH ANOTHER MAN, EVEN IF HE'S MARRIED! IT ALSO DOES NOT PROHIBIT MARRIED MEN SLEEPING WITH UNMARRIED WOMEN!
the eve story is fake or at least it didin't come out the way it's told. Bounties are usuless, you get a piece of it and a small one for killing the player so no one cares about it cause it's cents so the new player got ganked and then screwed himself out of a 100 mil, gg ez
For me, being petty is like kinda funny but also non damaging in a serious manner. Some people can be overly petty to the point that they’re just being an A Hole. The one where the roommate didn’t pay them and the other roommate back the money they rightfully deserved, was a perfect example of being petty. Knowing the situation, knowing the solution, but just simply not interfering in anyway. It’s kind of like knowing that a ship is going to sink due to poor construction, but the captain is too arrogant to double check before setting sail abd after warning him about it, he tells you you’re dumb and he’s the captain. So you just sit in a barrel waiting for the ship to sink 😂
Now i know why i don't like oreos... They are poisonous.
AND taste like garbage
Can confirm. Oreos are dangerous. Especially mega stuff. I'm adddiced. They're my weakness.
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For the EVE Online one: putting the money as a bounty on a player's head is stupid because friends could repeatedly kill the old player's ship to get the money, that they could then give back to old player. The new player was very foolish for not accepting quite a lot of money and saving it to invest in ships. I would be ecstatic to get 100 million ISK even as someone who has played that game for years. 100M isk could get you stuff like a variety of ships, and you'd have plenty left over to replace what you lose.
For those who want to play EVE Online: Don't fly what you can't afford to lose.
so, don't play EVE online at all is what you're saying. Glad to know my decision to avoid a toxic shithole of a game with a very very low retention rate for new players due to malicious behavior was a good one.
@@alphamaccao5224 That's not what I said at all. What I said is that the new player couldn't recognise a massive gift that was worth far more than the pittance he lost from another player trying to help the game get new players in, and instead chose to waste it on the game's flawed bounty system. Also, that last line is the golden rule for EVE Online, because breaking it is what will make players rage-quit in frustration when they lose a very large amount of all they have, instead of the tiny portion you should actually be risking in a game like this.
The tutorials give you about 10m ISK, and you should only ever fly stuff worth a small amount of your total wealth so that you can easily replace losses, which are a lot in this game with very harsh PvP/PvE. The game isn't for everyone, but I never said not to play the game at all.
Your first mistake is the assumption that anyone who willingly tries to ruin the game for new players by "trolling" has any friends to begin with.
its sucks
dont u dare f***ing correct me ik its not right but shut up noone cares about your damn opinion