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Buddhist Russians that really liked digging tunnels in the Sahara...near exploding caves...While eating moss. I HOPE YOU LIKED LEARNING ABOUT THIS ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE PLACE!!
#Qitzikwaka
Hello there
Hi
Hello
Hi
Thats weird
Moral of the story: Always trust African princes that reach out to you.
😂
And 1 april
Especially if they want to ship gold to you via Western Union.
You know what Toby, when the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails you directly, asking for help, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?
That Nigeria prince actually made me a billionaire by now. I finally has the money to purchase youtube premium!!
I can only imagine how successful he is when he is lying to his parents
sadly his dad died but his mum is rly nice
@@jamesdavison1786 wow there 😮
James Davison I know, its really sad tho
James Davison how do u know
Not to mention, look at what day it is
As a Qitzikwakan I’m really happy with how you represented my country ❤️
im from patch amberdash with qitzikwakan ethnicity! hello brother
Nice I’m from bandiaterra hello!
Greetings from South Africa 🇿🇦!My African brother :)
@Arlo no crap lol
Hello from Limberwisk
Me, an actual geographer: *visibly confused by this video and frantically searching every existing atlas for a nonexistent country*
that happened to me with limberwisk. as a person who knows basic geography, i thought “how havent i knew about this country? unless its a greenlandic province, why would he name it a “country”?”
I'm not a geographer, but I do know a sovereign state when I see one, so I was confused about this like "wtf wth is this"
Yeah that was me but with Limberwisk
I was very confused to I was like I don’t remember this on the map😂
@chileanyways6547 did you find it?
2015: a pacific islands country
2018: an arctic islands country
2019: a trans ocean trans continental country
2020: an underground country
2015 was in the Indian Ocean
2015 was a pacific islander cultured INDIAN ocean Island country
With Danish influence
2021: an outer space country
2021 is a space nation
2021: Underwater country (Maldives)
"47 time Olympic swimmer gold medalist"
Hold up
It was at this point that I remembered the date. Though I became suspicious at the blue spotted giraffe.
@@teof99 you basically have to buy half a shirt at least now😉
@@Mr0Anonymous0 Half a shirt or one and a half mugs :D
Fake!
@@joannrj6396 it’s a joke bruh
Me: notices bad flag
Me: “blue spotte- wtf”
Also me: googles qitz- YOO I’ve been tricked
And quite possibly bamboozled
The flag is not that bad designwise
We’ve been speckledorfed
barby: the trickster
Qitzikwaka is a beautiful country. Went there last summer and had a great time. The people were very hospitable. It is an amazing and totally real country!
I went there a couple months ago and I was pleasantly surprised! If you like Qitzikwaka, you should try Limberwick. It's a very nice cultural country in the arctic circle. Very nice place, I'd rate it 10/10.
The underground malls are so modern as well, although I wouldn't recommend going during the summer if you want to look at the thorn huts
@@hayoulooked woooosh
@@hayoulooked ur wrong
it doesnt exist
who else saw the video and thought:
"Barby did it again, didn't he..."
Alexander Danko I saw the flag and was like hold up that’s not a country what day is it lol
I first saw the flag and was like... hm I don't know that flag... what country is it? But as soon as I read the name I knew it's that day again :D
we all knew it since BANDIATERRA
Ye
Took me a second to realize it was April 1st but at least I realized
Barb: I'm in quarantine
Also him: inviting like 20 friends
20? I only see 2 :P
while not keeping proper distance
@@etoinedevries7583 your right, I was exagurating
Étoine de Vries Its a joke you fool.
And drinking AHEM cough-ee.
Paul is doing straight up world-building with these April fools videos. You could write a book about these fictional countries.
I’m actually considering doing that!
That gives me an idea
hrmmm
I didn't know this was a April fool's day, so i literally believed till the end. I'm sad.
Blue giraffe? Spiked desert tortoises?
@@massivecowbreakout7555 oh, i didn't remember that '-'
i recently found his channel and i fell for this tradition not once, not twice, but thrice. and its all because i didn't watch the end of the video. so for a solid day i was thinking amber, qitzicakalini and limberdisk or whatever were all real countries. 🤣
Same after watching the video I told my family about it because I believed it was real 💀
@@massivecowbreakout7555 at that point I was getting doubt
I am natively Qitizikwakan who was born in Patch Amber-Dasch, married a Bandiaterran, and had kids in Limberwisk.
Aryan Ihsan mr worldwide
Hello my fellow Limberwiskan
I am from Bandiaterra, my dad is from Limberwisk, my uncle is from Patch-Amberdash, and my best friend is from Qitzikwaka.
Mr worldwide from an alternative universe
His name is PGC Brey
barbs creating countries
2015: Bandiaterra
2018: Limberwisk
2020: Qitzikwaka
2019 was Patch Amberdasch
im serious i thought all of those where real...
2019: Patch-Amberdasch
2030 : Qwertyland
@Semih Sahin 2110:potanginamo
Afro-Slavs: *exist
USSR, now a ghost: Why didn't I make Qitzikwaka SSR?
*it’s an April fools joke it doesn’t exist*
@@animacs2728 *_THEY KNOW!_*
You think all slavic nations were in ussr?
@@ivanche8237, well, most Slavic nations Were under USSR De Facto control under Warsaw Pact. Only Yugoslavia remained independent but as a country similar to USSR.
@@animacs2728 REALLY
I started questioning the reality of this county once saw the “native” animals
The reservoir claw fish, flying lavender gecko, and cave whip scorpion were convincing but the rest definitely were not.
Qitzikwaka: *EXIST*
Qatar: *_"Finally! the worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"_*
I watched this episode out of pure curiosity for Barb's imagination.
Also me
Me too
@@joaohenriquecarvalho9741 😂😂
Same here
Who doesn't x3
8:29 fun fact: a type q plug outlet does not exist.
I love how the map is just backwards Irak
i think its staten island, but im not 100% certain
More like Syria im from Iraq
It looks a little bit like Afghanistan or Iran
@@mustafc9200 yeah looks Like Syria
*iraq
I’m still angry I was fooled into believing Bandiaterra existed 😂
Im angry that i thought Limberwisk was a real country
@@dtc177 I'm actually more angry about the language not being real. And that no one has made it a conlang.
Me too bruh
Me too
If no one makes Hush a conlang im’a be sad
1:04 "The very essence of their existence depends solely on creativity"
I see what you did there...
It is a nice touch indeed
Mistersky46 what did he do
@Stef their essence are creative, nods to that he created them
It's depressing to see that even a year ago, we still had April fools during Quarantine...
You got me! I searched blue spotted giraffe, and I began planning my vacation to Qitzwhatever.
Geography now rookie subscribers: "Wait, this country doesn't exist!?!?!"
Geography now veteran subscribers: "First time?"
exeterra the first and last time I was fooled was in 2015
*limberwisk flashbacks*
@@Mark_Master1 EHHHHHHHHYYYYY
Yep
What are you talking about? This is a very real, very nice country, you UUUU (Qitzikwakan for dummie)
Desert chess.
Or, as they call it in the desert: Chess.
You got my vote on that
Nil that had me dead 💀
I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂 i literally watched this episode with all of my focus and just to found out in the end its an april’s fools video AHAHAH
This is actually so close to possible that it's fascinating
Geography now: Qitzikwaka exist
Me: *Looks at the date*
Date: Fools day
I only got it when they showed the animals...man I'm slow today.
This is literally the second one that has got me today and it is 7 am
Same
Same xd
I want "1st of April" countries to exist .
Same, they're such interesting and beautiful places
It's Apell pool day
Time to forcefully migrate people to create these countries
@@hartenny
Auto correct day?
We can make it real :)
One minor correction, the airport sees daily Aeroflot flights to Omsk served by different plane each day because the airframe needs to be exposed to the heat and extreme cold every once in a while, and this is a cheap way to do it, plus there are feeder flights at both ends.
"Calm down you ignorant sqizl-twit" got me rolling 😂😂😂
As a native Qitzikwak, I applaud you for giving some attention to our humble nation! However, you did forget to mention the war we had with Albania and Suriname, but other than that, thank you for putting my country in the limelight!
*Alabama 100*
@@randomdude5728 yes during communisms in our country the only legal lastnames were numbers from 1-100 . Then after when we moved into free market liberal democracy under our glorious lider Texas 2 , the only legal names became amirican states to express our new devotion to free market
Bartosz Gańko oh ok sorry
Sponsored by Alabama
You forgot the war against gernant
Some Famous people include:
A guy that sells toothbrushes
A person that likes to model feet
A sock lover
Pizza supermodel
And a guy that cured cancer but forgot how.
An Ostrich Brain Surgeon
Don't forget the shark whisperer!
a guy who made a speech, but can't remember what he said :)
Shark whisperer from a land locked desert country...
Qitzikwaka is the coolest country! I was born in and grew up in Scotland however my family is from qitzikwaka. I visited for the first time last spring and oh boy was it awesome. We explored tons of cool little underground settlements and even visited my family’s hometown of Kyrkra. It was so interesting to see how my fellow Qitzikwakans had adapted to subterranean life. Awesome video!
This was the first April Fools episode I watched a while ago. I actually seriously bought it... of course until the end. After that I could generally tell which episodes were fake and which were real
This country sounded so good and I was never more motivated to visit a foreign country so I went on Google to research it.
I cried silently afterwards.
Nice.
Sorry to hear
it also happened to me last year with "Patch amberash", i was so disappointed ahahahah
This man: ready to prank me with another fake country
Me: having been watching for 3 years... NOT AGAIN... I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE!!!
Happy April fools everyone!
Me: yes agian. I love these things
Posted 1 april
Lumberswitch
Its real
Notable people not only for QITZIKWAKA but also for the world:
11:02 : Musician and Ostrich Brain surgeon ( Do they need one? )
11:03 : 47 time swimming gold medalist ( How many years did she swim for? )
11:04 : Soccer player and Textile mogul( Whatever that means? )
11:05 : Producer and Billionaire Botanist ( HUH!! Can they do THAT!!! )
11:06 : Cured cancer and got amnesia and forgot how!!( GREATEST TRUE LEGEND ALERT )
11:07 : National Hero and Toothpick Salesman ( Cool guy with lamest side job )
11:08 : Recording artist and Shark Whisperer ( Cool women with coolest side job )
11:09 : Foot model that died in a plane crash ( Seems very possible and very depressing ಠ_ಠ )
11:11 : Modern Sufi poet and sock enthusiast ( Just like everybody else, HE LOVES SOCKS )
11:12 : supermodel for pizza and burger chain ( NOT FOR KFC!! This guy sucks )
11:13 : Historian and Jacuzzi Salesman ( Yeah I searched what Jacuzzi is and WHAT!! )
11:14 : Painter and Bear Trainer ( Why isn't he the coolest guy in the world )
11:15 : Wrestler and Nobel Prize winning biologist ( Seriously you kind of went overboard with that )
Thanks to you Barby I Learned about these ABSOLURRRTLY TRUE GLOBAL HEROES. Love from a Scientist and a batman substitute in Patch Amberdash.
I'm laughing so hard lol
Amazed at the effort you put into this. So cool
"Cured Cancer but got amnesia and forgot how"
Wait a minute
That made me burst out laughing
In the next April fools country, you should make the friendzone part only consist of other April fools countries
Thats a good idea
Great idea!
ah goddammit
@@animal579 what?
As a limberwisk citizen thank you for covering this country, I'm super intrested to go there after this pandemic is over.
Only if this "Qitzikwaka" was real
it is real wydm i am a qitzikwakan native this is very offensive, now i cancel you on twitter for this!!!!!!
@@matteoplays_4043 I don't have twitter LOL
@@insertusernamehere1 it is real.
@@DeSlagen8 Ok........
@@insertusernamehere1 bro my friend’s dad is from there we’re Norwegian
Man this place is so obscure that even google maps doesn't have it 😂
It's a fake Country 😂 this video os a joke for once
@@brewen_lmrch His comment was a joke too.
@@BeryAb oh... Sorry english is not my native language so sometimes I don't understand when it's a joke
?
When I notice that Qitzikwaka has longer eoisode than Finland...
I'm impressed you could create a whole country and make a whole episode that's just talent
I was just shocked at the end. How could I believe all of these?! 🤣🤪
Well done man 😁😅
Ooh he did a non-Island country this time?
*Now this is an Avengers Level Threat.*
I’m so used to watching bfdi and seeing bfdi profile pictures that I nearly ignored the loser
Yup
@@grimlar loser is back ( bfb 16 and TPOT are released)
Jesus is God
“Foot model that died in a plane crash”
Greetings from SOVONTHAK!
Nice to see more people from my country
Greetings from Limberwisk!
@@BigMacc I visited there, your language is fascinating
Love your country!
Sovonthak ♥️ Indonesia
Bruh I’ve been doing homework with this in the background and I fr thought this was like some insane cool country I’ve never heard of somehow...
LITERALLY UNTIL THE END WHEN HE SAID HAHA YOU GUYS KNOW THIS IS AN APRIL FOOLS I WAS SO CONVINCED I WAS CONFUSED WHY HE EVEN SAID THAT FOR A SEC
"Wow, I never heard of this country before, this seems interesting..."
"blue-spotted giraffe, what?"
I made it in 7 minutes before realising. I probably am an idiot.
Same 😭
I thought it was real, all animals were real, like if Papua new Guinea can have alien birds but now I feel like an idiot lol
It is fake?
I had to watch it all the way to the end of the video to realize but I also looked on my map and I didn’t see it so I thought my map was outdated TEHEE
I thought it was going to be a real country at first so i decided to watch the video since i never heard of it before, i only realized it was a joke when he starting talking about cities being underground
Hi I’m from Limberwisk. Like if you’re from Qitzikwaka, Patch-amber-dash, Bandiatera or Limberwisk.
I'm a bandiaterran it's a beautiful country over here I love Limberwisk people too greetings fellow friend
Hello from Qitzikwaka!
Kovu 2004 my dad was born in Patch-Amberdash and my mom was born in Bandiaterra, and I have a Limberwiskan passport because I was born there!
I'm from the UK but I'm planning to move to Limberwisk.
I’m Mexican but my dad is from Bandiaterra and my mom from Patch-amber-dash
I'm watching this about a year later and the moment they mentioned the BLUE giraffe I needed to check the uploading date xDDDDD
Well played! I loved this!
Halfway through, yet!
I was recommended this 1 day before april fools, youtube is reminding me...
its 1am for me now
Qitzikwaka: **exists**
Me: **looks at what date is it**
lqajlax 23 no it’s just April fools
@@JIMJIM-ls2sf thats the same thing
Funny coincidence I noticed: The Geography Now episodes about my favorite countries all got released on April 1st!
Can’t believe the Sovonthak flag was already revealed an entire year before the video!
Ikr
I plan to visit for spring break! Already got my tickets - laughs from Liverwurst, Ilbathara.
“You can’t see this country”
Is this where John Cena is from?
Is it also where militaries buy camouflage?
residentasian
It’s an old meme but it checks out
I almost choked
@1141514 i also can't see that place.
1141514
You must be really fun at parties
Mom was from Bandiaterra, Dad from Limberwisk and I’m born here in Patch Ambderdash. We went here to Qitziwkaka for vacation and it was amazing!
What a great life
I and my wife were listening enraptured with this unbelievable place . . . until 5:40 when I thought to check the date it was posted. Kudos on creating a compelling alternate history.
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Its nearly that time of the year again!!!
Who else loves episode on little known country’s. Every year on April.
they actually aren't little known country's. they don't even exist
Daniel Carneiro he is playing on the joke.
@@effcee oh ok
@@danielcarneiro5483 fuck you
Daniel Carneiro sigh im not serious
When you live in New Zealand and got this video when it wasn’t even April fools anymore
Same but I’m from Oz
this is the first april fools that was actually posted on the 1st in australia. all the others say the 2nd April but not this one, it looks amazing. sucks to be you
Same
I LITERALLY SAW THE DATE WHEN THIS WAS UPLOADED AND DIDNT NOTICE
You guys really had me!
OMFG “cured cancer but got amnesia and forgot how” cracked me the f up
Imagine that actually happened in real life
OH GOD THEY HEARTED IT AHHHHHHHH
I can't believe how many people actually fall for these April fools episodes...
I know it's a April Fools prank but I was bored in quarantine and I need entertainment 😆
Not me
In faith of the human race I hope none but children.
@@satriahadi1893 that's fine, I didn't say they aren't fun to watch ;)
@@lifesupport5478 and americans...
This just showed up in my recommendations (in January), and I was *fascinated* by this country I'd never heard of before!
Qitzikwakan here! You forgot to talk about the Dhon temple which many consider “haunted” great, surprisingly accurate video!
I actually spent 10 minutes on trying to find this country on google maps :(
@SOMMANI GAMING what do you mean, it does. It's just underground
Its actually there. Not the cities though. The reservoir is definitely fake, but the runway is not.
Me too 😂😂
First time?
Actually, I found an airport talked in the video, and I don't even know their capital is exist or not.(I can't find it but rocks.)
So Limberwisk, Bandiaterra and Qitzikwaka, and patch amberdash... doesnt exist?
*cries in the corner*
Soon will be ;)
You forgot Finland and Australia too
I publicly execute furries In my front garden and canada
Well the locations are real
Ryan Naby thats what i said
Amazing video!!!
Love The Vid! Greetings From Limberwisk
imagine someone who was born in limberwisk has parents from Bandiaterra and Patch Amberdash and now lives in Qitzikwaka
Barbs be the only guy to struggle to pronounce names that he created
Omg, I’ve been studying Geography and thought I knew every country. I watched the whole video, convinced I had somehow not heard of this very real place. Amazing work! I laughed so so hard at all of the famous people.
Fell for the whole video!
This country is so unknown that’s you forgot to put it after Qatar!
Have you realised it's fake?
@@nehakala8863 yes it's a joke he was joking aswell
Neha Kala r/woooosh
Neha Kala lmao wooosh
Nobody:
Gary Harlow: ThReE-LeGgEd ShReW!!!
Who else googled three legged shrew?
Literally every memer knows it
As a native volancan, i find this country very intresting and i have traveled there
It was super fun!!
Greetings from volanca!!!
Lies
It took a year but finally the Sovonthak episode is out!!!
This is an april fools joke, and I got it because giraffes don't exist.
Delete it some people will be spoiled
Delete
Mine interest spoiled
I already knew it was fake just by seeing the name lmao and because its April 1st
He expected us to believe a long horse that can't breathe when it bends over makes any sense? Come on, man.
I was born Patch-Amberdash, my mum is from Limberwisk and my dad is from bandiaterra and we currently live Qitzikwaka for study. It's an amazing country! :)
No way, cool! I was born in Limberwisk, my father was Bandiaterran, and my mother is Patch Amberdaschian.
I'm 100% Limberwisk, cool dude!
Seeing this on a completely random day and being absolutely confused
so, i've watched this episode since when but i never got to the end. It was my favorite country and I even remember once looking for it on Google Maps and it wasn’t there, but I still thought it was real and I adored it.
Basically nobody:
Qitzikwaka: Wakanda Forever.
wakanda is hell
I though camp wanawanakwa from total drama😂
Thank goodness someone did thought about this too 😌
Kalmyk Wakanda lol
1M Views !!
Congrats
I love the fact that you gave us so much knowledge about this place and then say it isn't real in the end. This was a good move my friend. The native are to be protected at all cost.
I've only ever met one Qitzikwakan in my life- we were friends in middle school before his family ended up moving to some island near Greenland. Yellin and his family (I could never pronounce their last name) were the only loggers from Qitzikwaka. They were all really personal and intensely caring, and not what I expected from Buddhists.
I'm from Limberwisk lmao
Fractal Fssk wshhh pfttttt
Hffffssshhffff
I am from Bandiaterra, my dad is from Limberwisk, my uncle is from Patch-Amberdash, my friend is from Qitzikwaka
I like in PaCh AmBeRdAsH
I've only ever met no Qitzikwakan in my life- he was my imaginery friend in middle school before he ended up getting deported to North Korea.
i honestly wish this country was real, it sounds so cool
it's real in our hearts!
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes, it does
I'm excited for this year's new "country"
Yeah me too
It will be a country in mars or something
Quality content, nice.
Nobody:
Gary Harlow: FlYiNg LaVeNdAr GeCkOs!
Alternative Name: Dwarf Purple Dragon
That's me :)
Lol
Well, what can I say, over 200 likes in just a day...☺️
Fun fact: the picture from where that “Oasis” is from is only 45 minutes outside my city :) Lot of memories were formed there
Yeh, i beleived him till then, but thats in texas
Hamilton I believe
Ah a native Qitzikwakan
@@alexfielding5643 WHat are you talking about? That's DEFINITELY Qitzikwaka!
Love it!
*Alternate Universe*
Where are you going?
Me: Qitzikwaka, please?