@@xomintyyt Hello! I just spent 10+ hours not giving two craps about your newest video! I’m happy to hear I don’t have to watch as I’d literally rather drown!! 😁😁
Hello friends 🥰 Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️ .. ✨.. .... ✨......
You have try my game TROOP LIFE next, you can pay to be the COMMANDING OFFICER then mark players to be arrested by the military police, no big UA-camrs have done a video on it yet so it's fertile territory!
@@carmesy9066 That's not what he is, he is the owner and the creator of the SMP and he is not known for the Tommy Exile anymore it's been a year since that happened.
@@fatfat2144 yeah i know but some Dream fans dont know him So yeah that why i said for peole that dont know him Also yes i know its been a year since the Exile Arc was alive
"We could get a dream hand, but that feels like cheating." Lmao nice one lannan 😂 Oh, likes, more likes on this than I have subscribers. Very epic, thanks.
💥💥💥
Woah.
Oh ok.
OH ok
OMG!!
I guess you are here lol
I will never get bored watching a grown man make children cry
OK no
Same 🥱
True
And your profile pic is a grown man crying. Love it
I only like playing Fortnite because I can make children angry
Bloody legend
Yooo
Hello
Yooo
Yep
O
“Who knew slapping kids could be so much fun”
-LazerBeam 2021
well well well look who said lazer instead of lazar
3:04
@@itzblaze2013 my bad
Me
This is somehow entertaining
Fax
of course, is is Lazarbeam
hi timebucks
Bien
Yes its somehow interesting 🤔 I don't know why
“We could get a Dream hand, but that feels like cheating”
*Prepare for the horde*
@@noideathelagged8272 dream stan spotted and there is evidence
@@noideathelagged8272 well he already said he did sooooo….
@@noideathelagged8272 your just a massive dream nerd we get it and there is sooo much evidence that he did just watch a vid about the whole situation
I replied to this for no apparent reason :]
@@Ealtas I’ll help just give me a AK-47
‘I could get the dream hand but that would be cheating’
-Lazarbeam 2021
Edit:Geez guys thanks for all the likes and replies
lol
I didn't get that, what does it mean?
@@Ricardo-ps7wv The joke is that dream cheated
6 year olds who dont have any robux: HES HACKING I SWEAR BRO
@@cheturi7213 wrong
"We could get a dream hand, but that'll feel like cheating" Lazar 2021
Lol
But that feels like being a pdf file
2:17
“I could get a Dream hand, but that feels like cheating”
*breaks reality*
:O you also watched the vid
Hi
that’s shit was funny asf
lolOlolo
You copied someones comment of a quote LazarBeam said and you got more than double the likes
"I could buy the dream hand, but that feels like cheating"
Omfg
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt Hello! I just spent 10+ hours not giving two craps about your newest video! I’m happy to hear I don’t have to watch as I’d literally rather drown!! 😁😁
@@ImSleepyy_Gn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro that’s just demolishing
@@ImSleepyy_Gn 😂😂😂🤣🤣
Anyone in 65,000,000 BC?
🙈🙊🐒🙈🐒🙊🙉🐒🌚
Yes
You're a mistake
me
Ahh yes a nother time traveler
Fun fact: Lazar is still the #1 leader in broken bones to this day
Aye
Rely?
@@no-sm4fu “Rely?”
Good
@@LoRenzo-go5mx lmao it’s roly
Thanks for inspiring me to start making videos! Love you Lazar!
Hi
ok
Early on a verified comment
go away bot
same bro :,)
2:16
THE DREAM JOKE YOU WANT TO SEE
dream is triggered
OH YEAH
HIS FACE IS HILARIOUS WHEN HE SAID IT LMAO
The fact that he said the dream hand feels like cheating and then buying overkill 2 seconds later made me laugh so hard
I guess lazarbeam is also a cheater
Money is not cheating.
@@yeetboisanimeeditz8763 it’s paying to win
"That feels like cheating"
Thats a real knee slapper right there.
No it's a real child slapper
it’s funnier cause he’s lazarbeam is in the dream smp lok
The roast he did to Dream about cheating💀💀
he 100% True
FAXXXX
Xd
The fact that bro spent 1000 dollars on virtual gas is crazy
"we could buy a dream hand, but that would be cheating."
*Carefull Comrade, you allmost summoned Hell again*
Lmao yk he’s in the smp?😭
@@discmare347 and? dream stans dont care they will cancel anybody if they say something bad against dream even if they are on the smp
Did dream cheat or sum?
I thought it was hilarious, the stans can learn to take a joke
@@embryvalli no tf? I like dream and support him and I’m not crazy over it lmao
"We could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating" -Lazarbeam 2021
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt I don't have to? Guess I won't, you wasted your time
@@xomintyyt please shut up
2:16
Hi selfpromoter here 🙋🏿♂️😅, i make mini-movies if you're interested in sarcasm, weird vibes, stories and some sort of originality... i guess✌🏿
Only a real bloody legend remembers “A dingo ate my baby”
So true so true
Yeahhhh mate
Remember that AGES ago it was survive the disaster
Man I remeber when he worked on construction
I loved unfamily freindly roblox
lazerbeam:most pay to win game ever preston: is my games in there??
2:16 the funniest thing he’s ever said
Frrr
Fax
One of the funniest but not funniest
“I just swallowed a chunk of wood, I really am your mom” is better imo
Dammmmmmnnnnnn
Lazarbeam: Make sure to use code “Lazar” in Raid Shadow Legends.
yis
When did he say that
@@HuginnTheNord it was a joke bro
Hello fellow guff
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂 ..
Never thought I’d see a grown man determined to feel more powerful than a toddler
3:58 Lazarbeam's intentions in a nutshell
hah im the 69th like
Making children cry once again a man of principles 👏👏
indeed indeed
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
.. ✨..
.... ✨.
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
@@bryy4ns shut
2:16 the man has spoken very honest words
Fax
11 months and this is still entertaining
2 years and this is still entertaining
We could get a dream hand
But that would feel like cheating
Lannan-2021
shots fired
@DON'T it is a Rick role
“I mostly suck at games so this makes me feel good” -Lazerbeam 2021
You missed the other A
@@YoMateo. no
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
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.... ✨......
@@callistoarmy5576 no
@@YoMateo. shut
I love how lazar is actually making the game even more payed to win lmfao
Hi
Oh yeah, i forgot that was a consequence
How? What is this comment
I've seen yu before
Hi
“you can fart with your jumps” 😭 5:50
"We could buy the dream hand....but that would be cheating" LOOL
the joke of the decade
I didnt understand
THAT'S WHAT THE POINT OF THE DAMASCUS
@@shinobiplayz3179 because dream fakes his speed runs
@@lauraguillen9858 OOOOHHH so dream cheats. Thats why its cheating Ooohh ok
“I could buy the dream hand but… that feels like cheating”
Perfect.
What makes me happy is that I know lazar did not make the vid 10 minutes
@@wyzran doesnt need to be 10min, UA-cam lowered the prereq to 8 minutes to get monetization enabled
Dogecoin after this video 📉📉
how fucking dare you
Haha lol
i rewatch these videos every month. best days of the month
“Who knew Slapping kids could be so much fun?” UA-cam: Do you underestimate my power?!
Poo
UA-cam: lady’s and gentlemen, we got em
Is it really you dhar man
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂 ..
"We're gonna slap some kids."
Lazarbeam 2021
yis
I’ll remember this if he ever has kids
I upload photo editing tutorials, come if you want to but It's totally fine if you don't ❤!
@AnakinKenobi66 lol
@AnakinKenobi66 I did
"I hate dogecoin"
*Elon Musk has launched a nuclear icbm to your coordinates*
@Johnathan Reeves dogecoin < bitcoin
Enemy ac130 above
I been watching lazaebeam for 4 years now an I love the dude but since he said that I left a dislike for this video
Dude, this brings back so many memories of early slap battles
Dream glove: Exist
Lazar: *I don’t wanna cheat*
"We could buy a dream hand, but that would be cheating" 2:14
A Dream fan approved this quote
i found that so funny lmao
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt jesus christ shut the hell up I cant see any replies without you spaming the hell out of that
@@giornogiovanna7116 it's a bot
Hearing children cry is a soothing sound
Yes
When is it never
that’s kinda weird to say but okay 😂
Abuse
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
.. ✨..
.... ✨...
I WILL NEVER GET BORED WHEN A GROWN MEN MAKES KIDS CRY
“I’m going to buy everything and see how poor I get” this is the more accurate quote
I’m ᶠʳ ˢᵘᵇᵇⁱⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵒⁿᵉ ʷʰᵒ ˢᵘᵇˢ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉ ʲᵘˢᵗ ˢᵃʸ ᵈᵒⁿᵉ!”
This series NEVER gets old
Edit : I had a typo that said “gold” instead of “old” if anyone was wondering
typo?
I will fix that now
"It is that time of the month"
My favorite words
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
.. ✨..
.... ✨..
@@YoMateo. shut
@@callistoarmy5576 ur cheeks ngl
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
@@bryy4ns shut up you bot
Slap Battles has evolved so much in 1 year, you should visit it again
"We could buy a dream hand, but that feels like cheating."
*Dream stans intensify*
Ijr
Ikr
Can we all agree that dream stans are some of the most ridiculous people, they literally worship that man like he’s a god
Stranger : what do you do for living
Lazar: I use my money and make children cry
You are so god damn right
If Lazar ever has a kid, Child protective services will watch him with great interest.
True
He does have a nephew. Uh oh
he has one
He has a kid remember fresh
Yes
me and my friend have been watching this man since 5th grade, we are now sophomores
“I could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating”
Lmao that was a good one
Oof
Z
I didnt understand the joke
@@shinobiplayz3179 it’s because dream admitted to cheating on his speedrun and so that’s why he called it cheating get it now
"we could get a dream hand... but that feels like cheating."
bu-dum tssssss
dream pee run
I am trying to get to 1k subs by the end of the year
@@OscarPlayz alr I'll sub :)
Have you ever wondered what backround music x2twins and sypherpk use? If so i make vids on them!
No why u want me go to ur yt Chanel
I will never get bored of seeing a middle-aged man making children cry
We need Month Review back
lazarLAZ1lazarLAZ2
lazarLAZ3lazarLAZ4
@@Lalo555 you arent a paid sub so you can't do those emojis
@@Lalo555 bruh
@@ProdLu5t lazarLAZ1lazarLAZ2
lazarLAZ3lazarLAZ4
@@Lalo555 bruh
"It is that time of month where i bully small children"
-LazarBeam
" You can fart with your jumps " - Lannan 2021
Normal
Normal
Normally I fart and just smell 👃🏾 bad errrr
Lol
I can too😀
I will never get tired watching grown ahh man playing kids games 😊
“It feels like cheating”
So true… so damn true
I am trying to get to 1k subs by the end of the year
@@OscarPlayz GL
@@OscarPlayz nobidy cars
@@OscarPlayz ok we don’t care
@@OscarPlayz i’ll personally sub to you… just to unsubscribe so you have true feeling of getting bent over
The “I would get the dream hand, but that feels like cheating” GOT ME DYING. Especially the effect after 😂
Same like lmao
Lol
Me too I literally burst out laughing at 3 o clock in the morning 😂
Same
Same
“We could get a dream hand that feels like cheating”-lazar2021
What a fucking legend
but*
Hamburger
@@ThrustersX woo nobody gives a shittttt
You have try my game TROOP LIFE next, you can pay to be the COMMANDING OFFICER then mark players to be arrested by the military police, no big UA-camrs have done a video on it yet so it's fertile territory!
"We could buy a dream hand, but that would feel like cheating." Noice. 2:15
I died when he said that 😂
Lazarbeam love your hoodie
For some reason in ur comment i thought it said void not dream and i was like wait a second
I was your 50th like :D
2:18 The next day lazarbeam was removed from the dream SMP
Was he actually?
what was that fillter
@@Toxxicacid no
Lazar can you add me in fortnite
FACTS
( -_･) ︻デ═一 (★▼▼)o┳*--▸╭(ツ)
Lazarbeam: A grown man bullying children
Flamingo: Finally a worthy opponent
@@Anonqmovs_ you mean destroy
fax
@@europeracingIeague 😑
@@Alex-oo6dz why are u depressed over a comment
Ah yes
Im never gonna stop watching you make kids cry
Next thing you know Lazarbeam is gonna some how get a code for every game
🤷♂️
Yo
"Enter my code ""child abuse 99"" for 99% off your order."
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
“ I would get the dream hand, but that would be cheating” 😂
“I could copy a comment, but that would be wrong”
@@sprkbear6610 who hurt you
@@l0gus46 6 mins ago pog
@@l0gus46 what?
@@akirimew pog
Lazarbeam: Says he loves slapping kids
Him also: *Slaps himself*
"Him also" amazing grammer my guy :-)
@@Skeksskdk says the one who spelt grammar wrong
@@clanka. said the guy who’s not wrong
I feel like u copied this comment
@@kingfrogthe1st said the guy who backs up the guy who is not wrong
Kids: What was your superpower again?
LazarBeam: Im Rich
“It is that time of the month where Lazarbeam makes children cry.”
@@YoMateo. No one care
a natural line
The best point of the month
Hello friends 🥰
Because I'm not famous like other singers that's why no one see my music videos. Please see once and then decide ❤️
.. ✨..
.... ✨.....
@@Robinexiststill *cares (sorry it’s a pet peeve)
“Let’s buy the things the children can’t.”
a dil....
@@EyDouma pepper
he doesnt know about the kids with headless head or valkyrie or korblox i think
He posted twice this week. Thats all I needed. Thanks Lazar!
2:20 made me laugh so hard!
Same lol
2:20 the special kid when you say something bad about dream
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
Dream is bad tho, he’s the L
The special kid literally 6.2 nanoseconds later 2:30
2:17 mates about to get kicked out of the smp lmao
For people that dont know Him
He is also a member Of the Dream SMP
(Mostly Recondnised during the Tommy Exile Arc)
@@carmesy9066 That's not what he is, he is the owner and the creator of the SMP and he is not known for the Tommy Exile anymore it's been a year since that happened.
He can't be kicked out of his own SMP.
@@fatfat2144 yeah i know but some Dream fans dont know him
So yeah that why i said for peole that dont know him
Also yes i know its been a year since the Exile Arc was alive
he meant since dream is so good it would be so op it is cheating
"We could get a dream hand but that feels like cheating"
(Big brain move)
Ty
Lazar's best quote ''were gonna slap kids''
I really hope lazar knows autoclickers exist
He don’t need them
@@OmacK550 but it will be faster
I’m just using one while watching the video, no reason
😂😂😂
Lol
You know its a good day when LazarBeam uploads
FORTNITES horrible my video on my account says WHY 😂
Lazarbeam: The Children’s Dream Crusher
@@YoMateo. stfu
watching an old man make kids cry ah just like childhood
“Clap” NUMBER ONE TRENDING :)
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
2 reply
*Sniffs* so proud of you
👏👏👏👏👏
rip number 2 on trending rn
2:16
And that is how you get banned from the Dream SMP
What is this reply section
Before: "Were gonna slap kids!"
After: "Who knew slapping kids was so much fun!"
Shout out to Bodie for the scream sound effects
Couldn’t agree less that making kids cry is underrated
dam you’re a loyal member
@@meuwoo ur moms a loyal member
@@maxk2799 the same could be mentioned about your mom.
"We could get a dream hand, but that feels like cheating."
Lmao nice one lannan 😂
Oh, likes, more likes on this than I have subscribers. Very epic, thanks.
Holy
Yeah that could be cheating a little bit buying a thanos hand isnt cheating
@@masteroogway1586 not at all
Stole somebodys comment,,... Nice.
OoOOoHHHh i get the joke its because dream faked his speedrun lool
“we could get a dream hand, but that would be cheating” I WAS DYING AFTER HEARING THAT
Stolen
I’m sad dream didn’t comment on this video
IS YOUR TIME OF THE MONTH EH?
i dont get a period dipsh*t i dont have a uterus
@@Stendlers who cares it does not fucking matter
@@SZNWhiteX cold 🥶
Another day another victory for the ogs
Lazarbeam: "Slapping kids is so much fun"
Me: ikr also what is a video game
that's murky lol
Peak Comedy right there mate
I work for the FBI, see you soon.
@@Luckycarrotcake lol
BRUH
LMFAO
This man is destined to spend more on this game than my entire life's worth..
The most bloody legend is back
LazarBeam, I'm pretty sure most people in the most time played leaderboard just AFKed while those in the most farts leaderboard spent way less time.
Lazar: “We are gonna slap kids.”
Me: “Dad? Is that you?”
LMAO
Are you ok, friend?!?
Hello! I just spent 10+ hours editing my newest vid 🎉 YOU DON'T HAVE TOO but, if you check it out i PROMISE you will LOVE IT! Thanks so much!!❤!!
@@xomintyyt get quicker at editing ten hours damn
@@xomintyyt that video was pretty epic. I dropped a like
The dream joke has me dying😂
true joke hehe
@@parkerturner9766 i dont get it
@@fegaogbevire982 dream cheated in his "speedruns"
W
0:01 best intro ever
Yeah
@@ryan343yeah
@@AcePilotPlaysyeah
Yes