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In this parody of the Cillit Bang commercial, Peter transforms into Derek Baum, a TV salesman pushing a new cleaning product - The Kitchen Gun.
Comic actor Peter Serafinowicz (Look Around You, Hardware, Spaced) morphs into a visual cacophony of characters in this new, off-the-wall comedy sketch show on BBC Two.
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“Man, baths are so lame, I wish there was a way to spice things up”
“HI I’M DEREK BUM INTRODUCING *BATH BOMB”*
A small nuclear warhead but made of soap
@@d4c1vtn98 *W E W I L L C L E A N*
*A L L O F J A P A N W I T H T H E N E W*
*S O A P N U K E*
@@pungoblin9377 oh Lord I was not expecting this
O H N O
*Baum
*"Is your family abusive to you?"*
*BANG BANG BANG!*
LUc1D BAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHHA
"GOOD AS NEW"
“GOOD AS NEW”
Thanks Chika
Ohh we have similar profile pictures!
It's the sheer manic "GOODBYE DIRT!" that gets me
John Wick: What do you have?
This guy: I got the brand new *✨K I T C H E N G U N✨*
Lol
*BANG BANG BANG*
@@bryanrancho6831 goodbye dirt!
Kid: *curses at mom*
Derek Bum: looks like that mouth needs cleaning
*BANG BANG BANG*
👏👏👏
7/10
would recomend, best for big hard to deal with messes...
tried using this to clean my dog... didint work... tried using it to clean my kids when they came home covered in mud... got mixed results...
tried cleaning up my ant farm... it worked but the ants got out through the holes... still i was able to clean up around the office... lots of messy co-workers... thats not a problem anymore, all thanks to kitchen gun!, i love you kitchen gun!
Senor cleanfist referance
Ryan Thesamurai Perhaps
NOOOOOO
“I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN”
*soft kiss*
“BANG BANG BANG AHAHAHAHAHAHAH”
Darik don’t clean me cats
*last seen online 8 years ago*
Grubby tiles BANG BANG BANG
Lol
That sounded demonic
"I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!!!!"
gets me every time 💀
“Ugh, I just tripped over in some mud-“
BANG BANG BANG
Dirty penis!? No problem. BANG BANG BANG!
This is simultaneously, the most British and American thing I've ever seen.
Same.
If it was most British, it would be a Kitchen Knife.
@@jlgamer3987 oh ok
🥚
This must be from a alternative reality where America never left the British empire. though would they be as gun crazy then?
*When you're British but find out that you are 0.01% American*
As an American I can confirm this to be true
@@ninji0n I second that.
@@ninji0n I third that
@@ninji0n i fourth that
@@ninji0n I 5th that
No wonder he's able to persuade John Wick
British Humor is simply unmatched.
Greetings from Spain
🤣
Girlfriend: “I’m such a dirty girl”
*BANG BANG BANG*
0:33
Someone read its second name, the THOT cleaner, now with only 1 shot the thots are cleansed.
GOODBYE DIRT
Dang
@@somekid6273 read the new transformers comics books it already there
Crime Scene
Officer: What happened
Other Officer: Gunshot, but I cant see any finger prints, the body is clean...
- Anonymoose - do you expect the killer to put his hands on the victims body after SHOOTING him with a pistol?
@@Number-yh3le No, before, if he touched him after the shot, he'd have to shoot him clean again, and thats a waste of bullets
Omg! SUPER underrated, and some folks head
Number 4 if he tried hiding the body
Oh crap. It's the perfect murder weapon 0_0
When I was like 9 i thought this guy was the best
I still do
Go watch John Wick: Chapter 2, you'd probably like what you'll see.
man i remember my cousin showing this years ago, and then i saw it in my recommended today
absolute classic
THE LADY CRYING THO
"Ugh this school is so full of bullies. If only I could have my way!"
*HI I'M DERRICK BUM*
👌😁
Say goodbye to bullies and annoying teachers with new *hand gun*
All the other kids
Not that funny
*DERRICK BUM* lmao
Everybody gangsta till the quiet kid says *im gonna clean this school*
*BANG BANG BANG*
@@nicolaswolf3873 lol
House Solo That’s just sad.
Hold on I’m quite though lol
Might clean the principle’s office while you’re at it
Is nobody gonna talk about how this was released by the OFFICIAL BBC NEWS CHANNEL
да
The fact that this masterpiece is on the BBC is amazing! 😂
“This homeless child is filthy!”
“Just three shots and-“
*”oh no”*
BANG BANG BANG
Now hes clean
Oh god
@@whiteman5469 now he's dead
@@alrightythen8551 it's okay, the more important thing is he's clean.
Is your school dirty?
*K I T C H E N G U N*
David Falc. BANG BANG BANG
*I LOVE YOU,KITCHEN GUN!!!*
Should be kitchen turret
Are the kids dirty? Dirty cheaters?
*K I T C H E N G U N !*
*S C H O O L G U N*
ah…
what a classic video…
0:34 that laugh tho
When the bullies won’t leave you alone.
The next day:
Hi, I’m Derek Baum.
Bang Bang Bang
Mr. Clean approves
Shit time to clean their organs
BANG BANG BANG
Oh no...
As an American I can confirm this is how we clean our kitchens
This is British
Lemon Cardboard, it’s a joke
Is this also how you clean your schools?
Meeloshe has never fired a weapon before.
@@gustavht.7170 yeah, I use the kitchen AK-47 for school cleaning. now they r telling me I could clean the jail too!! I'm so proud
I love this because I remember watching this when I was younger lol
The fact that this is british and not american is criminally unhealthly.
This is brits imagine how their fellow english speaking mates clean
It's a play on the British adverts for Cillit Bang.
sound like australian in my ears
@@disunityholychaos7523 well im british and I can say for a fact this ain't Australian, definitely british
@@disunityholychaos7523 I'm british and he sounds british
Everyone gangsta until someone whips out a kitchen gun
Then they clean gangstas
BANG BANG BANG
LETS KEEP THE COMMUNITY CLEAN
i got a refund because some red stuff came out after i tried to clean my friend's shirt
Then they extra gangsta
I see why he was chosen to present selections of firearms to John Wick now.
I had no idea Derek Baum and the Sommelier are portrayed by the same person until I looked his name up.
From an unhinged pitchman, to a classy sommelier (although it's not fine wines he's suggesting).
Definitely not the best choice for the corpse cleanup crew from the Continental Hotel. 🤣
Oh no, you've got dirt on you, BANG BANG BANG!
I mean he’s not wrong. It can’t be dirty if it doesn’t exist.
Ya got a point
Nah it'll just be dirty and broken
If its dirty and broken you won't have to wash it because its broken
Stop saying stupid shit! You're not even making sense!
@littlecodebug wdym it was a joke
The silent kid when teacher told him to clean the classroom.
Lol
😂😂😂
When the teacher told the kid to clean the classroom he cleaned the kitchen instead
🤣🤣🤣
As the silent kid this is how I clean the dishes
"our house is messy"
This guy: BANG BANG BANG
"Ugh, my phone is so dirty."
"BANG BANG BANG"
A screenshot you could say perhaps... sorry
@@TRRoomba we were all thinking that as it was, but good job
@@dummkopf7981 he was the only one with the courage to say it.
Ugh my history is really dirty
FBI:BANG BANG BANG
I found the perfect timing when he said Bang bang bang when I was Reading The bang bang bang part
When the kids all bully you
“Looks like this school needs some cleaning!”
BANG BANG BANG
Bully: you are a idiot and pathetic loser.
Kid: sounds like your mouth needs to be clean *shows a kitchen gun*
Bully: Wait, WHAT, NO!-
Kid: BANG BANG BANG
Me: at least you got them revenge.
Kid: *points kitchen gun at me* don't say about my mama again.
Me: I didn't, but ok.
*GOOD BYE DIRT!*
@@aguywholikesmilitary5394 Cops: rusty black people *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
Indigo Cool aLl tHe OtHEr kIdS WiTh ThE pUMpEd uP kicks
That's not us brits, it's all you Americans that do that
Theres a little bit of stain here
BANG BANG BANG
BBC has now made a new meme😮
Old
"God, these bullies are gettin meaner everyday"
HI I'M DERICK BAUM
BANG BANG BANG
"BANG BANG BANG"
BANG BANG BANG
*DEREK BUM
Quiet kid be like
*I’ll take your entire stock*
Same here
Over 90 days already
what will you do will all those kitchen guns
apart from
real fortnite battle royale clean no swear word (gone sexual)
Jon tron
*F L E X T A P e
Hey
Best commercial ever.
Mom:ugh i to hard to clean myself.
Dad:bang! bang! bang!
"This House is so Hard to clean. There Must be an Easier way."
Derek: Introducing the New HOUSE NUKE!
Oh god, don’t give them any ideas 😆😆
@@robertoramos4558 NO, PLEASE, GIVE HIM ALL THE IDEAS
Haha
Lmao
HOUSE NUKE CAN CLEAN UP ALL THE FILTHYNESS OF THE HOUSE, LEAVING UP WITH NO DIRT OR DUST AT ALL!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
House Nuke, and all of the impurities gone!
Now with Extra radiation and blast radius.
the fact that he shot at possibly a gas stove with no hesitation makes this 10x scarier
the gas could be stored somewhere else but yes its actually horrifying that he now got a grenade
That was definitely a gas stove
and 10x funnier
I agree
I didn’t even think about it lmao 😂
Mr. Derek Baum acted like a COMPLETE MANIAC in this video, and I respect that, although if something like this ACTUALLY existed, it, alongside this video, would be deemed completely illegal by not just the British government, but the world.
the craziest thing is that this was on BBC 💀
"Hey, we're out of napkins."
"No worries, hold still."
@@Unnamed-_. that’s what he was implying lmao
*BANG BANG BANG!*
Bath bomb
@@colt9758 Shower Shot
@@Unnamed-_. person*
"WANT A DIVORCE? BUT YOUR WIFE WON'T LET YOU?"
*BANG BANG BANG*
"GOODBYE WIFE"
Well I took that a different way as in a dirty way and its funny
*BANG BANG BANG*
Shit she's pregnant what do I do
Hello Hello thats what the commercial is for 😉
Wait how do you make "BANG BANG BANG" Bold???
@@TheChristianVarangian *_You have to put * around what you are typing to make it bold._*
"-*Hello*-"
Jeremy Clarkson on that one episode of Top Gear weeding with a shotgun be like....
You're in exam and say "There must be an easier way"
*HI IM DEREK BUM*
This is what British people think of when asked how Americans solve all their problems.
Yeah,when the Doolittle raid pilots were grounded they used their pistols to communicate.
FC90 Air Rescue that’s hilarious
I'm British and can confirm this
Americans are English, I don’t get this, like it’s so stereotypical, yes, we do love tea and coffee, that’s true. I love me some teaa
Fair enough
I’m imagining a world where guns never existed and the kitchen gun just appears. And is considered a serious product i want to live in that world
Yeah I would cleanup my head first
Quantum Physics says hi.
1000th like man your welcome
Actually guns changed history so many thing would have changed
You're the only valid comment on this video
ahhh yes the classic BANG BANG BANG sound affect
"Commit a sin? Cleanse yourself with the kitchen gun!"
*BANG*
lol
Lmfaooo
just one will do
Clever, thecnically you only need one shot to cleanse your self not three
You die, but you go to heaven
Journalist to soldier: “is there anything you like about army training?”
Soldier: “cleaning the kitchen”
"Cleaning the Kitchen SIR"
👁👄👁
420 likes lol
hi
AHAHAHAH
16 years later and i still love this video
For some reason I actually felt really bad when she started crying
Britain: “America is too open with guns.”
Also Britain:
0:34
This is what would happen if Britain didn’t have gun laws
Bang bang bang
Lol
Arandom Panda Salty Brit detected
*When you find out Kitchen Gun doesn’t exist*
Thanos: Reality is often disappointing.
R Linders it is disappointing
Thanos has dirt on him!
*_BANG BANG BANG_*
@@user-dk8gz3bl7r bad day for whoever shot him, because now Thanos is clean and refreshed. And not dead.
That's a shit meme
@@danielm8299 You're a shit meme
the quiet kid when theres robbers in the kitchen
His maniacal laugh…
“Harry is adjusting great to America”
BRO
It's true tho
Try
over a decade old video, comments are less than a week old.
Ha
Me: i have a stain on my shir-
Friend: *BANG BANG BANG!!!*
It's called KITCHEN gun, not LAUNDRY gun you absolute bent-out bobby pins
@@TeenyLeaf it can be used for many things not just cleaning a dang kitchen
Watching one of the Cillit Bang/JML adverts, just shout “Kitchen Gun, Hahahahaaha”
After 16 years, it’s still great!
“These children are so hard to take care of.”
INTRUDUCING- A NORMAL GUN!
For more than one you might need the toilet grenade
How to silence your kids in 1 minute or less
Now includes laser sight attachment.
Need one
it has 69 likes I want to like but....but....
Kid: *insults their parents*
Me: SOMEONE HAS A DIRTY MOUTH
Bang bang bang
Senior Cleanfist would be better
*Goodbye, dirt!*
*BANG BANG BANG!!!!*
😂😂
I feel like the items said Ok Ok oK, dont shoot me! ill be clean ill be clean ok
BANG BANG BANG
My boyfriend and I have a running joke about kitchen gun whenever we don't wanna do the washing up.
This is how we clean here in America
Take notes.
How to clean America:
AMERICA! **BANG BANG BANG** AND IT SPARKLES LIKE NEW!
Now we're going to clean ISIS
KappaHunter soo right
Fusion Playz that's also incorrect we use fully-automatic assault rifles
Hey, my friend has some dirt on his shirt...
*BANG BANG BANG*
Well uhh, now there’s some new, red stains...
zFunny *BANG BANG BANG*
Nice red shirt where did you get it
Have you tried turning it off and on again
Lol
DANG
BANG BANG BANG is the best part ever!
"Got an uneasy marriage. We can fix that"
" *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "
She was only crying at the end because she wished she had known about the kitchen gun sooner
yeah lmao
Obviously who wouldn’t
LMAOOOO
Lol
Marketing skills 100
And thus HowToBasic was born
Hahah
It just had to be you.
@@12.7x99mm hes Just Some Guy Without a Mustache, what do you expect
@@binangatampubolon5275 I know it's just, of all the other people god chose him.
*BANG BANG BANG!*
and the mustache is gone!
Time to go on Amazon for 10 hours straight just for this
I WILL TAKE YOUR INTIRE STOCK!
"Why is my dog so dirty?"
*"HI I'M DERICK BUM"*
Cursed
Derek Baum
you can event use it on DOG
Your dog is dirty don’t worry it time to clean it with new dog tank BANG!
BANG BANG BANG! GOODBYE DOGE!
”Are u ugly?”
”Yes...”
”Only three shots from kitchen gun and...”
Oh fu-
Oh sh-
Skibidi bop mm dada
Oh god-
Is your CO- jkjk
Why is this on my recommendations still in 2024!!??
The fact that he destroy the house
Nobody:
People when they find out they’re 0.01% American:
Good one😂
bruh american is not a race theres not a American race America is just a bunch of races together who forms America anyways btw yes i got da joke I'm just high af and i wanted to tell the world my opinion
@@hailerm2238 you can be partly from a country instead of race yk
0:23
@@hailerm2238 its a joke
Jk
my mom when she sees a piece of dust on the counter:
“This counter is D I R T Y”
*BANG BANG BANG*
Im actually on my back laughing...
Rin owo
Jesus, your house must sound like a school.
OMG UR PFP WE STAAANN
Counter Strike 😂😂
BANG BANG BANG i love you kitchen gun (:
“Ugh these bullies won’t stop swearing at me!”
“BANG BANG BANG”
"Body odour no more!" 🤣
"your wife wants a divorce?"
BANG BANG BANG!
I love this comment because it can be interpreted in two different ways
And both are funny
All clean again!
Omg... I love both ways 😂😂😂😂🤣
@@mango2042 indeed
to far
Me: “I need a shower”
Derick: "say no more"
@X Q 0 ok
Very funny
With new shower machine gun
The kid that sits next to me at school smells
@@FuckNutt wait you go to school?
Peter Serafinowicz is a national treasure
Say hello to my kitchen gun-folixs use now.I love u kitchen gun
*In Soviet Russia, kitchen cleans you.*
Original.
I have no creativity even if it is not original so what
@@mrlgaming1254 Ive seen so many of these unfunny comments that its starting to annoy me
I have no creativity well yeah but no need to be rude it’s not like he’s harming someone but I can get we’re you come from
@@mrlgaming1254 i didnt even do much
I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!
* ruins the whole kitchen *
The fact that this guy is in John wick chapter two as the guy who gives John his guns is absolutely amazing
he what
@@squarohedron0664 Oh yeah, he is the same guy, the Sommelier. He even voiced Darth Maul as well.
EDIT: I did not expect to get this amount of likes, thank you guys. Am always glad to help clear this one up. He’s quite a badass, from being the staff saber wielding Sith to an underground fancy Sommelier that turns out to be the armorer for assassins like John Wick. :)
@@midoriiyahebi3535 *!!!*
He Is!?
That's insane
“I’ll Take 20-…” 💀
Ugh, i have’nt showered
BANG BANG BANG
“Clean up your attitude!”
Americans: KITCHEN GUN
Technicaly it's British
"Clean yourself! You're so smelly"
*Points gun at head*
*BANG BANG BANG*
That went from 0 to 100 real damn quick
It should be school instead
This is the most American "British humour" I've ever seen!
Shut up
Someone's salty
@@The_Grim_Reaper6934 he’s a dirty man get the kitchen gun
@@CheeseMiser no you
@@somewing_alt9907 we need to clean him twice
Your mom is about to look at your search history
BANG BANG BANG
Imagine cleaning yourself with the kitchen gun 😂😂😂😂😂
girls when they clean: *humming*
boys when they clean: BANG BANG BANG
LOL
BANG BANG BANG
GOODBYE DIRT!
Pull my devil trigger