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    Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home Kitchen Gun - In stores now! 🔫😂 | The Peter Serafinowicz Show - BBC
    In this parody of the Cillit Bang commercial, Peter transforms into Derek Baum, a TV salesman pushing a new cleaning product - The Kitchen Gun.
    Comic actor Peter Serafinowicz (Look Around You, Hardware, Spaced) morphs into a visual cacophony of characters in this new, off-the-wall comedy sketch show on BBC Two.
    The Peter Serafinowicz Show | 2008 | BBC
    #bbc #ThePeterSerafinowiczShow
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  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 3 роки тому +7883

    “Man, baths are so lame, I wish there was a way to spice things up”
    “HI I’M DEREK BUM INTRODUCING *BATH BOMB”*

    • @d4c1vtn98
      @d4c1vtn98 3 роки тому +289

      A small nuclear warhead but made of soap

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 3 роки тому +355

      @@d4c1vtn98 *W E W I L L C L E A N*
      *A L L O F J A P A N W I T H T H E N E W*
      *S O A P N U K E*

    • @d4c1vtn98
      @d4c1vtn98 3 роки тому +129

      @@pungoblin9377 oh Lord I was not expecting this

    • @pizzatony9190
      @pizzatony9190 3 роки тому +66

      O H N O

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 3 роки тому +26

      *Baum

  • @oooath
    @oooath 4 роки тому +5918

    *"Is your family abusive to you?"*
    *BANG BANG BANG!*

  • @lemonlebowski1397
    @lemonlebowski1397 3 місяці тому +327

    It's the sheer manic "GOODBYE DIRT!" that gets me

  • @conman_yt7999
    @conman_yt7999 19 днів тому +38

    John Wick: What do you have?
    This guy: I got the brand new *✨K I T C H E N G U N✨*

  • @cadenthecucumber4778
    @cadenthecucumber4778 5 років тому +15562

    Kid: *curses at mom*
    Derek Bum: looks like that mouth needs cleaning
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @tubeless8
      @tubeless8 5 років тому +364

      👏👏👏

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 5 років тому +505

      7/10
      would recomend, best for big hard to deal with messes...
      tried using this to clean my dog... didint work... tried using it to clean my kids when they came home covered in mud... got mixed results...
      tried cleaning up my ant farm... it worked but the ants got out through the holes... still i was able to clean up around the office... lots of messy co-workers... thats not a problem anymore, all thanks to kitchen gun!, i love you kitchen gun!

    • @stingywingy1607
      @stingywingy1607 5 років тому +61

      Senor cleanfist referance

    • @cadenthecucumber4778
      @cadenthecucumber4778 5 років тому +25

      Ryan Thesamurai Perhaps

    • @spookum126
      @spookum126 5 років тому +26

      NOOOOOO

  • @themoon8321
    @themoon8321 3 роки тому +5066

    “I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN”
    *soft kiss*
    “BANG BANG BANG AHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

  • @dracothewarrior4316
    @dracothewarrior4316 Місяць тому +104

    "I LOVE YOU, KITCHEN GUN!!!!"
    gets me every time 💀

  • @iiTzGrizzly
    @iiTzGrizzly Місяць тому +31

    “Ugh, I just tripped over in some mud-“
    BANG BANG BANG

    • @dougodyssey50
      @dougodyssey50 13 днів тому

      Dirty penis!? No problem. BANG BANG BANG!

  • @ComicCosmic29
    @ComicCosmic29 3 роки тому +8734

    This is simultaneously, the most British and American thing I've ever seen.

    • @sanjaracint9625
      @sanjaracint9625 3 роки тому +69

      Same.

    • @jlgamer3987
      @jlgamer3987 3 роки тому +323

      If it was most British, it would be a Kitchen Knife.

    • @sanjaracint9625
      @sanjaracint9625 3 роки тому +31

      @@jlgamer3987 oh ok

    • @EggBruh
      @EggBruh 3 роки тому +12

      🥚

    • @confushiarch3421
      @confushiarch3421 3 роки тому +105

      This must be from a alternative reality where America never left the British empire. though would they be as gun crazy then?

  • @montakims
    @montakims 4 роки тому +7943

    *When you're British but find out that you are 0.01% American*

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 4 місяці тому +48

    No wonder he's able to persuade John Wick

  •  4 місяці тому +132

    British Humor is simply unmatched.
    Greetings from Spain
    🤣

  • @SealSultan
    @SealSultan 4 роки тому +7030

    Girlfriend: “I’m such a dirty girl”
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @speks36
      @speks36 4 роки тому +388

      0:33

    • @somekid6273
      @somekid6273 4 роки тому +82

      Someone read its second name, the THOT cleaner, now with only 1 shot the thots are cleansed.

    • @Professor_Sex
      @Professor_Sex 4 роки тому +178

      GOODBYE DIRT

    • @animemanno.4391
      @animemanno.4391 4 роки тому +23

      Dang

    • @animemanno.4391
      @animemanno.4391 4 роки тому +11

      @@somekid6273 read the new transformers comics books it already there

  • @-anonymoose-9519
    @-anonymoose-9519 5 років тому +3657

    Crime Scene
    Officer: What happened
    Other Officer: Gunshot, but I cant see any finger prints, the body is clean...

    • @Number-yh3le
      @Number-yh3le 5 років тому +86

      - Anonymoose - do you expect the killer to put his hands on the victims body after SHOOTING him with a pistol?

    • @-anonymoose-9519
      @-anonymoose-9519 5 років тому +94

      @@Number-yh3le No, before, if he touched him after the shot, he'd have to shoot him clean again, and thats a waste of bullets

    • @kingovmyself
      @kingovmyself 5 років тому +8

      Omg! SUPER underrated, and some folks head

    • @fork2309
      @fork2309 5 років тому +1

      Number 4 if he tried hiding the body

    • @fetal.beetle07734
      @fetal.beetle07734 5 років тому +17

      Oh crap. It's the perfect murder weapon 0_0

  • @Jam.lol._.
    @Jam.lol._. 6 місяців тому +48

    When I was like 9 i thought this guy was the best
    I still do

    • @yongling9825
      @yongling9825 Місяць тому

      Go watch John Wick: Chapter 2, you'd probably like what you'll see.

    • @BIGBUCKS_moneh
      @BIGBUCKS_moneh 17 днів тому +1

      man i remember my cousin showing this years ago, and then i saw it in my recommended today
      absolute classic

  • @KIRBY1828
    @KIRBY1828 2 місяці тому +17

    THE LADY CRYING THO

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 5 років тому +3747

    "Ugh this school is so full of bullies. If only I could have my way!"
    *HI I'M DERRICK BUM*

  • @t.k.1487
    @t.k.1487 4 роки тому +15416

    Everybody gangsta till the quiet kid says *im gonna clean this school*

  • @YourAverageRussianPlayer
    @YourAverageRussianPlayer Місяць тому +17

    Is nobody gonna talk about how this was released by the OFFICIAL BBC NEWS CHANNEL

  • @Nick-rs5if
    @Nick-rs5if Місяць тому +13

    The fact that this masterpiece is on the BBC is amazing! 😂

  • @YourLocalMexican17
    @YourLocalMexican17 3 роки тому +5131

    “This homeless child is filthy!”
    “Just three shots and-“
    *”oh no”*

  • @davidfalcon6550
    @davidfalcon6550 4 роки тому +1977

    Is your school dirty?
    *K I T C H E N G U N*

    • @Phloob_
      @Phloob_ 4 роки тому +54

      David Falc. BANG BANG BANG

    • @ZJR-rc8hs
      @ZJR-rc8hs 4 роки тому +45

      *I LOVE YOU,KITCHEN GUN!!!*

    • @edshaw8866
      @edshaw8866 4 роки тому +10

      Should be kitchen turret

    • @akusghost
      @akusghost 4 роки тому +23

      Are the kids dirty? Dirty cheaters?
      *K I T C H E N G U N !*

    • @noony4gaming
      @noony4gaming 4 роки тому +10

      *S C H O O L G U N*

  • @fallenangelcrimson
    @fallenangelcrimson Місяць тому +8

    ah…
    what a classic video…

  • @jasonforpresident5678
    @jasonforpresident5678 3 місяці тому +23

    0:34 that laugh tho

  • @diamonddemon935
    @diamonddemon935 4 роки тому +2491

    When the bullies won’t leave you alone.
    The next day:
    Hi, I’m Derek Baum.

  • @meeloshe4984
    @meeloshe4984 4 роки тому +48853

    As an American I can confirm this is how we clean our kitchens

    • @lemoncardboard4877
      @lemoncardboard4877 4 роки тому +619

      This is British

    • @numbercode2486
      @numbercode2486 4 роки тому +826

      Lemon Cardboard, it’s a joke

    • @gustavht.7170
      @gustavht.7170 4 роки тому +1596

      Is this also how you clean your schools?

    • @diegoramirez6036
      @diegoramirez6036 4 роки тому +86

      Meeloshe has never fired a weapon before.

    • @nicolaswolf3873
      @nicolaswolf3873 4 роки тому +778

      @@gustavht.7170 yeah, I use the kitchen AK-47 for school cleaning. now they r telling me I could clean the jail too!! I'm so proud

  • @PerfectionReincarnated
    @PerfectionReincarnated 5 днів тому +2

    I love this because I remember watching this when I was younger lol

  • @cosmicalize
    @cosmicalize 3 роки тому +21200

    The fact that this is british and not american is criminally unhealthly.

    • @depressed_dann_
      @depressed_dann_ 3 роки тому +935

      This is brits imagine how their fellow english speaking mates clean

    • @stephencrompton4352
      @stephencrompton4352 3 роки тому +321

      It's a play on the British adverts for Cillit Bang.

    • @disunityholychaos7523
      @disunityholychaos7523 3 роки тому +87

      sound like australian in my ears

    • @blubfishuwaaa
      @blubfishuwaaa 3 роки тому +160

      @@disunityholychaos7523 well im british and I can say for a fact this ain't Australian, definitely british

    • @Cooki242
      @Cooki242 3 роки тому +75

      @@disunityholychaos7523 I'm british and he sounds british

  • @njpromethium
    @njpromethium 5 років тому +3351

    Everyone gangsta until someone whips out a kitchen gun

  • @sebastianho7365
    @sebastianho7365 Місяць тому +2

    I see why he was chosen to present selections of firearms to John Wick now.

    • @yongling9825
      @yongling9825 Місяць тому +4

      I had no idea Derek Baum and the Sommelier are portrayed by the same person until I looked his name up.
      From an unhinged pitchman, to a classy sommelier (although it's not fine wines he's suggesting).
      Definitely not the best choice for the corpse cleanup crew from the Continental Hotel. 🤣

  • @samlowe5035
    @samlowe5035 10 днів тому +1

    Oh no, you've got dirt on you, BANG BANG BANG!

  • @The4MusketeersYT
    @The4MusketeersYT 3 роки тому +4430

    I mean he’s not wrong. It can’t be dirty if it doesn’t exist.

  • @ivanjefferson4921
    @ivanjefferson4921 3 роки тому +2083

    The silent kid when teacher told him to clean the classroom.

  • @NuggetPoc2ndaccc
    @NuggetPoc2ndaccc 7 днів тому +1

    "our house is messy"
    This guy: BANG BANG BANG

  • @stankytanky69
    @stankytanky69 3 роки тому +3940

    "Ugh, my phone is so dirty."
    "BANG BANG BANG"

    • @TRRoomba
      @TRRoomba 3 роки тому +138

      A screenshot you could say perhaps... sorry

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 3 роки тому +29

      @@TRRoomba we were all thinking that as it was, but good job

    • @glados_gaming4170
      @glados_gaming4170 3 роки тому +22

      @@dummkopf7981 he was the only one with the courage to say it.

    • @Higgs_Stranded
      @Higgs_Stranded 3 роки тому +41

      Ugh my history is really dirty
      FBI:BANG BANG BANG

    • @jawbreaker5419
      @jawbreaker5419 3 роки тому +3

      I found the perfect timing when he said Bang bang bang when I was Reading The bang bang bang part

  • @indigocoolvinyl00
    @indigocoolvinyl00 5 років тому +851

    When the kids all bully you
    “Looks like this school needs some cleaning!”
    BANG BANG BANG

    • @Necoarcchaos205
      @Necoarcchaos205 4 роки тому +39

      Bully: you are a idiot and pathetic loser.
      Kid: sounds like your mouth needs to be clean *shows a kitchen gun*
      Bully: Wait, WHAT, NO!-
      Kid: BANG BANG BANG
      Me: at least you got them revenge.
      Kid: *points kitchen gun at me* don't say about my mama again.
      Me: I didn't, but ok.

    • @aguywholikesmilitary5394
      @aguywholikesmilitary5394 4 роки тому +11

      *GOOD BYE DIRT!*

    • @Necoarcchaos205
      @Necoarcchaos205 4 роки тому +12

      @@aguywholikesmilitary5394 Cops: rusty black people *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

    • @smys2
      @smys2 4 роки тому +4

      Indigo Cool aLl tHe OtHEr kIdS WiTh ThE pUMpEd uP kicks

    • @corz299
      @corz299 4 роки тому +1

      That's not us brits, it's all you Americans that do that

  • @mallufy_noob
    @mallufy_noob 18 днів тому +1

    Theres a little bit of stain here
    BANG BANG BANG

  • @user-eg8jh8nb6p
    @user-eg8jh8nb6p 2 місяці тому +5

    BBC has now made a new meme😮

  • @eruditsonrayhopf719
    @eruditsonrayhopf719 3 роки тому +2664

    "God, these bullies are gettin meaner everyday"
    HI I'M DERICK BAUM

  • @ihavetowait90daystochangem67
    @ihavetowait90daystochangem67 5 років тому +612

    *I’ll take your entire stock*

    • @aedenthegreatyt
      @aedenthegreatyt 5 років тому +5

      Same here

    • @TFWPLSSUB
      @TFWPLSSUB 5 років тому +1

      Over 90 days already

    • @cherri_chip7257
      @cherri_chip7257 5 років тому +3

      what will you do will all those kitchen guns
      apart from
      real fortnite battle royale clean no swear word (gone sexual)

    • @Mr-Rando
      @Mr-Rando 5 років тому

      Jon tron
      *F L E X T A P e

    • @CatShapedDonut
      @CatShapedDonut 5 років тому

      Hey

  • @user-jz2ox5xz9x
    @user-jz2ox5xz9x 5 місяців тому +3

    Best commercial ever.

  • @Dyr28096
    @Dyr28096 Місяць тому +1

    Mom:ugh i to hard to clean myself.
    Dad:bang! bang! bang!

  • @enderking5457
    @enderking5457 2 роки тому +5939

    "This House is so Hard to clean. There Must be an Easier way."
    Derek: Introducing the New HOUSE NUKE!

    • @robertoramos4558
      @robertoramos4558 2 роки тому +78

      Oh god, don’t give them any ideas 😆😆

    • @clodolcmidnights837
      @clodolcmidnights837 2 роки тому +86

      @@robertoramos4558 NO, PLEASE, GIVE HIM ALL THE IDEAS

    • @TtBeam
      @TtBeam 2 роки тому +2

      Haha

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 2 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 2 роки тому +55

      HOUSE NUKE CAN CLEAN UP ALL THE FILTHYNESS OF THE HOUSE, LEAVING UP WITH NO DIRT OR DUST AT ALL!
      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
      House Nuke, and all of the impurities gone!
      Now with Extra radiation and blast radius.

  • @revenant9850
    @revenant9850 2 роки тому +4025

    the fact that he shot at possibly a gas stove with no hesitation makes this 10x scarier

    • @randomperson6597
      @randomperson6597 2 роки тому +168

      the gas could be stored somewhere else but yes its actually horrifying that he now got a grenade

    • @KoletheCotter
      @KoletheCotter 2 роки тому +31

      That was definitely a gas stove

    • @mufat8400
      @mufat8400 2 роки тому +13

      and 10x funnier

    • @Jaydenpb
      @Jaydenpb 2 роки тому +1

      I agree

    • @marc-alexandredubuc1179
      @marc-alexandredubuc1179 2 роки тому +7

      I didn’t even think about it lmao 😂

  • @WindowsFanShorts
    @WindowsFanShorts 16 днів тому +1

    Mr. Derek Baum acted like a COMPLETE MANIAC in this video, and I respect that, although if something like this ACTUALLY existed, it, alongside this video, would be deemed completely illegal by not just the British government, but the world.

  • @minecraftminifiguresadvent3170
    @minecraftminifiguresadvent3170 День тому +1

    the craziest thing is that this was on BBC 💀

  • @aesthetic_rex
    @aesthetic_rex 3 роки тому +2874

    "Hey, we're out of napkins."
    "No worries, hold still."

  • @mottemoth
    @mottemoth 4 роки тому +3794

    "WANT A DIVORCE? BUT YOUR WIFE WON'T LET YOU?"
    *BANG BANG BANG*
    "GOODBYE WIFE"

    • @youraveragefloridaboy519
      @youraveragefloridaboy519 4 роки тому +87

      Well I took that a different way as in a dirty way and its funny

    • @hellohello6223
      @hellohello6223 4 роки тому +110

      *BANG BANG BANG*
      Shit she's pregnant what do I do

    • @Tyler-md4qk
      @Tyler-md4qk 4 роки тому +17

      Hello Hello thats what the commercial is for 😉

    • @TheChristianVarangian
      @TheChristianVarangian 4 роки тому +10

      Wait how do you make "BANG BANG BANG" Bold???

    • @TrueMose
      @TrueMose 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheChristianVarangian *_You have to put * around what you are typing to make it bold._*
      "-*Hello*-"

  • @kiratakamiyach.8294
    @kiratakamiyach.8294 12 днів тому +1

    Jeremy Clarkson on that one episode of Top Gear weeding with a shotgun be like....

  • @mhm6421
    @mhm6421 Місяць тому +3

    You're in exam and say "There must be an easier way"
    *HI IM DEREK BUM*

  • @aidendamep5118
    @aidendamep5118 4 роки тому +26330

    This is what British people think of when asked how Americans solve all their problems.

    • @fc90airrescue90
      @fc90airrescue90 4 роки тому +399

      Yeah,when the Doolittle raid pilots were grounded they used their pistols to communicate.

    • @aidendamep5118
      @aidendamep5118 4 роки тому +121

      FC90 Air Rescue that’s hilarious

    • @king_aeron
      @king_aeron 4 роки тому +206

      I'm British and can confirm this

    • @crypticshop6493
      @crypticshop6493 4 роки тому +69

      Americans are English, I don’t get this, like it’s so stereotypical, yes, we do love tea and coffee, that’s true. I love me some teaa

    • @dexterkiwibird1745
      @dexterkiwibird1745 4 роки тому +18

      Fair enough

  • @skullygraves
    @skullygraves 4 роки тому +2585

    I’m imagining a world where guns never existed and the kitchen gun just appears. And is considered a serious product i want to live in that world

    • @gavinbailey5515
      @gavinbailey5515 4 роки тому +14

      Yeah I would cleanup my head first

    • @beet158
      @beet158 4 роки тому +3

      Quantum Physics says hi.

    • @jahfkas1790
      @jahfkas1790 4 роки тому

      1000th like man your welcome

    • @silverteacup6723
      @silverteacup6723 4 роки тому +2

      Actually guns changed history so many thing would have changed

    • @HASQ779
      @HASQ779 4 роки тому +1

      You're the only valid comment on this video

  • @AlanitoGames
    @AlanitoGames 2 місяці тому +3

    ahhh yes the classic BANG BANG BANG sound affect

  • @untiff7169
    @untiff7169 2 роки тому +1802

    "Commit a sin? Cleanse yourself with the kitchen gun!"
    *BANG*

  • @generalflight
    @generalflight 3 роки тому +43181

    Journalist to soldier: “is there anything you like about army training?”
    Soldier: “cleaning the kitchen”

  • @Djmaskymask123
    @Djmaskymask123 5 місяців тому +1

    16 years later and i still love this video

  • @Joshuaplaysgames2807
    @Joshuaplaysgames2807 13 днів тому +1

    For some reason I actually felt really bad when she started crying

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 4 роки тому +1886

    Britain: “America is too open with guns.”
    Also Britain:

  • @rlinders9972
    @rlinders9972 5 років тому +1774

    *When you find out Kitchen Gun doesn’t exist*
    Thanos: Reality is often disappointing.

    • @Para_lellogram
      @Para_lellogram 4 роки тому +5

      R Linders it is disappointing

    • @user-dk8gz3bl7r
      @user-dk8gz3bl7r 4 роки тому +28

      Thanos has dirt on him!
      *_BANG BANG BANG_*

    • @maleki7608
      @maleki7608 4 роки тому +6

      @@user-dk8gz3bl7r bad day for whoever shot him, because now Thanos is clean and refreshed. And not dead.

    • @danielm8299
      @danielm8299 4 роки тому +4

      That's a shit meme

    • @destinystriumph1573
      @destinystriumph1573 4 роки тому +5

      @@danielm8299 You're a shit meme

  • @not_cyan
    @not_cyan Місяць тому +1

    the quiet kid when theres robbers in the kitchen

  • @AHAISCRACKED
    @AHAISCRACKED 15 днів тому +1

    His maniacal laugh…

  • @urmomdotcom1458
    @urmomdotcom1458 3 роки тому +2501

    “Harry is adjusting great to America”

  • @mipcrazeold
    @mipcrazeold 5 років тому +511

    Me: i have a stain on my shir-
    Friend: *BANG BANG BANG!!!*

    • @TeenyLeaf
      @TeenyLeaf 5 років тому +10

      It's called KITCHEN gun, not LAUNDRY gun you absolute bent-out bobby pins

    • @mipcrazeold
      @mipcrazeold 5 років тому +8

      @@TeenyLeaf it can be used for many things not just cleaning a dang kitchen

  • @daveys
    @daveys 4 місяці тому +2

    Watching one of the Cillit Bang/JML adverts, just shout “Kitchen Gun, Hahahahaaha”

  • @TheThumpies72
    @TheThumpies72 2 місяці тому +1

    After 16 years, it’s still great!

  • @batsybuns5911
    @batsybuns5911 2 роки тому +1254

    “These children are so hard to take care of.”
    INTRUDUCING- A NORMAL GUN!

  • @jorgeperezsoto3853
    @jorgeperezsoto3853 4 роки тому +662

    Kid: *insults their parents*
    Me: SOMEONE HAS A DIRTY MOUTH

  • @arandompersonhaha
    @arandompersonhaha 6 місяців тому +1

    I feel like the items said Ok Ok oK, dont shoot me! ill be clean ill be clean ok

  • @fatehthegreat11
    @fatehthegreat11 3 місяці тому +2

    BANG BANG BANG

  • @NeverEvenThere
    @NeverEvenThere 27 днів тому +1

    My boyfriend and I have a running joke about kitchen gun whenever we don't wanna do the washing up.

  • @KappaHunter
    @KappaHunter 7 років тому +4726

    This is how we clean here in America

    • @explodoboyv2
      @explodoboyv2 6 років тому +91

      Take notes.

    • @pigking3854
      @pigking3854 6 років тому +124

      How to clean America:
      AMERICA! **BANG BANG BANG** AND IT SPARKLES LIKE NEW!

    • @atomnum9
      @atomnum9 6 років тому +100

      Now we're going to clean ISIS

    • @ripmysanity3423
      @ripmysanity3423 6 років тому +2

      KappaHunter soo right

    • @orionsiegrist9959
      @orionsiegrist9959 6 років тому +24

      Fusion Playz that's also incorrect we use fully-automatic assault rifles

  • @origamimonkey
    @origamimonkey 5 років тому +1893

    Hey, my friend has some dirt on his shirt...
    *BANG BANG BANG*
    Well uhh, now there’s some new, red stains...

  • @Eraser104
    @Eraser104 3 місяці тому +1

    BANG BANG BANG is the best part ever!

  • @SonicGaming6
    @SonicGaming6 Місяць тому +1

    "Got an uneasy marriage. We can fix that"
    " *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* "

  • @JoshuaApostolico1973
    @JoshuaApostolico1973 3 роки тому +2808

    She was only crying at the end because she wished she had known about the kitchen gun sooner

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +881

    And thus HowToBasic was born

    • @binangatampubolon5275
      @binangatampubolon5275 3 роки тому +10

      Hahah

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 роки тому +9

      It just had to be you.

    • @binangatampubolon5275
      @binangatampubolon5275 3 роки тому +5

      @@12.7x99mm hes Just Some Guy Without a Mustache, what do you expect

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 3 роки тому +5

      @@binangatampubolon5275 I know it's just, of all the other people god chose him.

    • @meguminwithagun9587
      @meguminwithagun9587 3 роки тому +8

      *BANG BANG BANG!*
      and the mustache is gone!

  • @Therealscreamo
    @Therealscreamo Місяць тому +2

    Time to go on Amazon for 10 hours straight just for this

  • @ag-workshop
    @ag-workshop 21 день тому +1

    I WILL TAKE YOUR INTIRE STOCK!

  • @0raph
    @0raph 3 роки тому +1496

    "Why is my dog so dirty?"
    *"HI I'M DERICK BUM"*

    • @2rquoised
      @2rquoised 3 роки тому +42

      Cursed

    • @Sunburst_Clips
      @Sunburst_Clips 3 роки тому +10

      Derek Baum

    • @gwhe3941
      @gwhe3941 3 роки тому +7

      you can event use it on DOG

    • @ugandabeans
      @ugandabeans 3 роки тому +2

      Your dog is dirty don’t worry it time to clean it with new dog tank BANG!

    • @rojhaegamingyt7396
      @rojhaegamingyt7396 3 роки тому +1

      BANG BANG BANG! GOODBYE DOGE!

  • @anzo8757
    @anzo8757 2 роки тому +1868

    ”Are u ugly?”
    ”Yes...”
    ”Only three shots from kitchen gun and...”

  • @silvatheeunuch
    @silvatheeunuch 2 місяці тому +3

    Why is this on my recommendations still in 2024!!??

  • @Kensilaya91
    @Kensilaya91 22 дні тому +1

    The fact that he destroy the house

  • @Arutite
    @Arutite 3 роки тому +1323

    Nobody:
    People when they find out they’re 0.01% American:

    • @ferhadilmyzat6028
      @ferhadilmyzat6028 3 роки тому +11

      Good one😂

    • @hailerm2238
      @hailerm2238 3 роки тому +22

      bruh american is not a race theres not a American race America is just a bunch of races together who forms America anyways btw yes i got da joke I'm just high af and i wanted to tell the world my opinion

    • @lalallama171
      @lalallama171 3 роки тому +13

      @@hailerm2238 you can be partly from a country instead of race yk

    • @Bigscreenbreakdown2026
      @Bigscreenbreakdown2026 3 роки тому +3

      0:23

    • @AkariInsko
      @AkariInsko 3 роки тому +2

      @@hailerm2238 its a joke
      Jk

  • @PatricioThaGoat
    @PatricioThaGoat 3 роки тому +1419

    my mom when she sees a piece of dust on the counter:
    “This counter is D I R T Y”
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @gifu8395
      @gifu8395 3 роки тому +6

      Im actually on my back laughing...

    • @Fiskie666
      @Fiskie666 3 роки тому

      Rin owo

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 3 роки тому +1

      Jesus, your house must sound like a school.

    • @yn233
      @yn233 3 роки тому

      OMG UR PFP WE STAAANN

    • @sampletext2668
      @sampletext2668 3 роки тому +1

      Counter Strike 😂😂

  • @Sussybaka800
    @Sussybaka800 Місяць тому +1

    BANG BANG BANG i love you kitchen gun (:

  • @user-mq5do1zr5f
    @user-mq5do1zr5f Місяць тому +1

    “Ugh these bullies won’t stop swearing at me!”
    “BANG BANG BANG”

  • @Anna-qk7id
    @Anna-qk7id 3 роки тому +829

    "your wife wants a divorce?"
    BANG BANG BANG!

  • @vixx973
    @vixx973 3 роки тому +1778

    Me: “I need a shower”
    Derick: "say no more"

  • @quitpayload
    @quitpayload 4 місяці тому +1

    Peter Serafinowicz is a national treasure

  • @fire_felix69
    @fire_felix69 6 місяців тому +1

    Say hello to my kitchen gun-folixs use now.I love u kitchen gun

  • @avoughtf4u-4corsair19
    @avoughtf4u-4corsair19 5 років тому +2249

    *In Soviet Russia, kitchen cleans you.*

    • @certifiedmoron6348
      @certifiedmoron6348 5 років тому +22

      Original.

    • @mrlgaming1254
      @mrlgaming1254 5 років тому +6

      I have no creativity even if it is not original so what

    • @certifiedmoron6348
      @certifiedmoron6348 5 років тому +4

      @@mrlgaming1254 Ive seen so many of these unfunny comments that its starting to annoy me

    • @mrlgaming1254
      @mrlgaming1254 5 років тому +8

      I have no creativity well yeah but no need to be rude it’s not like he’s harming someone but I can get we’re you come from

    • @certifiedmoron6348
      @certifiedmoron6348 5 років тому +1

      @@mrlgaming1254 i didnt even do much

  • @XAXAXAXAXAAXAXAXAAXAXAAX
    @XAXAXAXAXAAXAXAXAAXAXAAX 10 днів тому +1

    I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN!
    * ruins the whole kitchen *

  • @me.globug7308
    @me.globug7308 Рік тому +8754

    The fact that this guy is in John wick chapter two as the guy who gives John his guns is absolutely amazing

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 Рік тому +292

      he what

    • @midoriiyahebi3535
      @midoriiyahebi3535 Рік тому +731

      @@squarohedron0664 Oh yeah, he is the same guy, the Sommelier. He even voiced Darth Maul as well.
      EDIT: I did not expect to get this amount of likes, thank you guys. Am always glad to help clear this one up. He’s quite a badass, from being the staff saber wielding Sith to an underground fancy Sommelier that turns out to be the armorer for assassins like John Wick. :)

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 Рік тому +45

      @@midoriiyahebi3535 *!!!*

    • @Sponge65789
      @Sponge65789 Рік тому +54

      He Is!?

    • @ohmaplaymaker
      @ohmaplaymaker Рік тому +65

      That's insane

  • @GruIncOG
    @GruIncOG Місяць тому +1

    “I’ll Take 20-…” 💀

  • @Desperatetopia731
    @Desperatetopia731 2 місяці тому +1

    Ugh, i have’nt showered
    BANG BANG BANG

  • @jacksona2320
    @jacksona2320 4 роки тому +1491

    “Clean up your attitude!”
    Americans: KITCHEN GUN

    • @stzine7409
      @stzine7409 4 роки тому +18

      Technicaly it's British

    • @arcas5206
      @arcas5206 4 роки тому +15

      "Clean yourself! You're so smelly"
      *Points gun at head*
      *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @Anaveragefan1
      @Anaveragefan1 2 роки тому

      That went from 0 to 100 real damn quick

    • @syahmiwafiy2675
      @syahmiwafiy2675 2 роки тому

      It should be school instead

  • @riccardocoppolino9472
    @riccardocoppolino9472 2 роки тому +4843

    This is the most American "British humour" I've ever seen!

  • @user-ts8hk6eb7j
    @user-ts8hk6eb7j Місяць тому +2

    Your mom is about to look at your search history
    BANG BANG BANG

  • @XxGoodFloppaxX
    @XxGoodFloppaxX 2 місяці тому +1

    Imagine cleaning yourself with the kitchen gun 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @flea9512
    @flea9512 4 роки тому +508

    girls when they clean: *humming*
    boys when they clean: BANG BANG BANG