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I already knew some of these facts (because my dad is a biology professor and delights in telling everyone gross facts about stuff like bacteria...) but the drowning one is the most horrific to me. I never used to have a fear of water until I was caught in a riptide once, the feeling of swimming endlessly towards a shore that isn't getting any closer and feeling your body betray you as it becomes too tired to keep you afloat any longer is... Enough to scar a child. So thank you for adding to my ocean fears!!
That's the spirit! as General Melchett said 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through". :-)
It's good to think about it long enough to develop a proper perspective on life. One could indeed die at any moment. If this day is to be your last, how do you want to live it? Do you want to live it wracked with terror of your impending fate? Or would it not be better to live it filled with wonder and beauty at the marvel of existence? However you would live your last day should be how you live every day.
My Dad's birthday is 9 months before my own. I get the feeling I've noticed this before, but erase it from my mind to protect...ing endangered species, especially apex predators such as Tigers. The reintroduction of Wolves into Yellow Stone National Park is clear evidence of this.
eighnasa - Come on, I'm joking. Still, nobody really enjoys the thought of their parents getting it on. Especially when you think of all the things you've done, or the porn you've watched and then realise your parents have probably been just as experiential as you, probably more so.
I raise chickens and goats and do organic gardening... You get use to the poop after a while and actually start gathering it up for fertilizer so you are spot on!
My kids' birthday (twins) was originally supposed to be July 31st, which is also my birthday. Instead, they were born on July 4th. They know they were conceived on Halloween. Guess which two holidays are our favorite? Lol
Ha! That’s why I laugh when somebody says “breathe through your mouth” when you smell something gross. I would rather have that smell go up my nose than into my mouth.
Man, that was just one of those things that should not in any way whatsoever be funny... but it was. I hate talking about it though, with someone who hasn't seen or heard of it, because there's no way I can actually articulate how or why it's funny. I just get weird stares.
“How did you get chlamydia?? Are you cheating on me?!?” “ you don’t understand, it’s from a koala!” And then I get out on a strange list with the government and am watched for the rest of my life
If you don't like the idea of poo in your mug, just think about how much is on your toothbrush. The one that rests daily just feet away from your crapper! Not to worry though. Fecal coliform bacteria are literally everywhere all the time, so unless you keep everything (EVERY THING) you ever put in your mouth in alcohol under a UV light, you might as well keep your toothbrush right where it is. Even if you did keep all that stuff in an antibiotic environment, you still inhale it every time you take a dump and have every day since you took your very first poop. It's why you have an immune system, thank Darwin.
My boyfriend's 7 year old daughter has the worst bathroom habits. Often forgets to flush, uses too much TP and clogs it (one time to overflowing...after a deuce...I was the only adult home...), not washing hands not wiping thoroughly...and recently dumped out all the toothbrushes from their holder to use it to put water into for painting. Oh, and she picks her nose and eats it >_>. I'm no germaphobe, but I frequently get grossed out around her XD. God kids are gross. And now I'm preggo with one! I don't know if I can handle anymore grossness! Poor, poor toothbrushes.
Being burned alive is accepted to be the most painful thing a human being can experience, benign several times more painful than the runners up: drowning and childbirth
I actually read... or heard somewhere a long time ago that in France back in the day, they used to guillotine someone, then show them their bodies. I kind of wrote it off as a rumor.
When you're smelling shit, you're smelling the gases that shit emits (e.g., methane) in your nose, not literal pieces of shit in your nose. The real disturbing fact is that if you flush a toilet or urinal, there are aerosolized...let's call it "dirty water" (urine/feces) that do spread around the room, so it's particularly bad when you use a toilet that doesn't have a seat cover that's down (which would block a significant portion of it)...one of the many reasons to hate using public restrooms.
Fact: When somebody drowns in the salt water, their brain shuts down stopping them from calling for help even when somebody else (friend, rescue crew or whoever) if right near them.... so those 10 minutes people get when they drown in salt water you were talking about won't matter.... (i read this in an article in the "long reads" in an uk news paper about a couple who help law enforcement with drownings, so you can look it up. It was while ago though)
I heard UAE is there first land target. They know you've let your guard down. First they adapted to fresh water. Next, sand. We will remember your people fondly.
I'll have you know my birthday is 10 days after my dads, however it is roughly 9 months after my moms so ........kinda speaks volumes about their marriage, that ended shortly after I was born.
We would actually see it coming. It would outshine everything in the sky and depending how far away it is, would determine how long it would take to hit us.
If we all die... what's there to be afraid of? You'd figure the initial fear would be being the lone survivor, suffering in pain and starving to death and unable to psychologically handle the fact that everyone on earth is dead.
Brains are conscious in a narrow range of blood pressure... too low or too high and you blank out. A clean cut decapitation as described would lead to instantaneous pressure drop and consequent unconsciousness.
It's also possible to contract Hansen's disease - leprosy - from armadillos, including eating the meat. It is very rare but armadillos are known to carry the bacteria that causes the disease.
it made me cry at an office I use to work at the management would store water bottles and other pots and pans inside on a shelf in the bathroom.... yeah they were ignorant as hell
A note on number 7: Food companies are allowed all sorts of weird things. Along with the 5 rodent hairs in peanut butter, I believe that ketchup is allowed something like 8 insect shell fragments per bottle, or something alone those lines.
I don't know this for fact, but I've read that people who are cannibals give off a certain pheromone, due to their consumption of human flesh, which is subliminally picked up by other humans and makes the non-cannibals feel inexplicably aggressive and weirded out by the cannibal. So, if you've ever been in a confined space with someone, i.e. an elevator, and felt unexplainable threatened and/or aggressive toward the person next to you, it could be that they're a cannibal.
wow, didn't know that about sea water, when i was a teenager i tried to kill my self down on our local beach, the pain was just exacting and i found it so difficult, dunked my self atleast 4 , 5 times and just got a dreadful headache instead..... now i know why, alot older now and fine thanks.
Sneezing can quite literally kill you. Every time you sneeze your heart stops for exactly one microsecond. Too many sneezes in a row can cause your heart to stop completely. If you've ever sneezed and felt a sharp pain in your chest that is because you REALLY just felt your heart stop. On the other hand, supressing a sneeze can cause blood vessels to burst, specifically, IN YOUR BRAIN! Try to hold back a sneeze once too often and you may just drop dead. Enjoy this fact when your allergies start acting up.
The bit about "it's inside your nose" is just flat-out wrong. Smells aren't caused by tiny particles of the thing you're smelling - they're caused by chemicals released by the thing. If you're smelling faeces, you don't have little bits of shit up your nose; you are detecting the various gases given off by the bacteria in it. Also, the saltwater vs freshwater drowning thing is an urban legend. Freshwater is hypotonic, and osmosis causes water to be drawn into pulmonary capillaries and thence into the blood stream. It doesn't burst blood vessels, and it doesn't rupture red blood cells. Saltwater has the opposite effect (it is hypertonic) - water from the bloodstream is drawn by osmosis into the alveoli, causing a drop in blood volume. But it doesn't dessicate blood cells or dry up your blood vessels. If either of them did this, you would suffer agonising injuries from getting water (salt or fresh) in your eyes as cells were either ruptured or dessicated.
I've experienced something similar to #9, but it was due to illness, not maritime shenanigans. And yes, the feeling of your lungs being filled with water (or watery mucus, in my case) is absolutely terrifying. You want to breathe, but you just don't have the capacity, and YOU KNOW THIS THE WHOLE TIME.... not fun.
And wow peter, mine isn't my dad's birthday, cause I was born a day before my dad's birthday, my birthday is about 9-10 months after my parents anniversary.......
an oxymoron is a self contradicting statement e.g dark light, soft blade, boringly interesting... Not a statement that may of may not encourage you to do something opposite to the statement. so you're close but not exactly correct.
I love these videos, so it's super disappointing to hear them make a mistake. You don't drown because of water in your lungs. Instead, the second that water hits your windpipe, a reflex closes the throat. You suffocate due to nothing entering your lungs instead of water in your lungs. It's why people pulled from the water tend to vomit, because instead of breathing in water, they swallow it.
My friends dog got shot by a bull shark. He never even saw it coming. These beasts are getting out of hand, RIP fluffy.
Can they unlock doors yet? Because that might be the key (!) to how they could be trapped
William Oliver Lmao wtf XD
Our border collies aren't safe. We need to build a wall.
Rod Griese wrong we need to build a dam
Trump must build dams all over the place
We need Peter as a narrator more often.
We want more Peter!!
+Batman I hope you're a troll, if not I'm genuinely concerned about how long you will survive in this world.
I actually look forward to mine. Quick, fast, easy. No lingering and waiting. A perfect way to die IMO.
Peter is boring. I am better
I already knew some of these facts (because my dad is a biology professor and delights in telling everyone gross facts about stuff like bacteria...) but the drowning one is the most horrific to me. I never used to have a fear of water until I was caught in a riptide once, the feeling of swimming endlessly towards a shore that isn't getting any closer and feeling your body betray you as it becomes too tired to keep you afloat any longer is... Enough to scar a child. So thank you for adding to my ocean fears!!
"There's poop inside your head."
I always knew my brain's filled with crap.
Mio haha
We could all die at any second from any number of things, probably best to just not think about it.
Jack Is Back Two words; vending machines.
And yet I still live.
Very unfortunate.
That's the spirit! as General Melchett said 'If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through". :-)
It's good to think about it long enough to develop a proper perspective on life.
One could indeed die at any moment. If this day is to be your last, how do you want to live it? Do you want to live it wracked with terror of your impending fate? Or would it not be better to live it filled with wonder and beauty at the marvel of existence? However you would live your last day should be how you live every day.
Two words. Cosmic rays
My Dad's birthday is 9 months before my own. I get the feeling I've noticed this before, but erase it from my mind to protect...ing endangered species, especially apex predators such as Tigers. The reintroduction of Wolves into Yellow Stone National Park is clear evidence of this.
What about your mother's birthday? Yea, I forgot to think about that too...
RatFacedJasper surely though on your father's birthday the hole je went it couldn't possibly conceive you
eighnasa - Come on, I'm joking. Still, nobody really enjoys the thought of their parents getting it on. Especially when you think of all the things you've done, or the porn you've watched and then realise your parents have probably been just as experiential as you, probably more so.
Wow that's scary!
RatFacedJasper My parents birthdays are only a few days apart and either way my birthday is 9 months away.
I think the most disturbing thing i heard n this video is "chocolate hostage"
I love that term! Gonna use it from now on.
I think I broke a rib!
Thats awesome!
those damn organisms better start paying some rent my mouth ain't free
That's not what the sailors say.
Rob Irvine. Best answer award
@@robirvine6970 damn! you beat me to it. 😅
Yeah some you need.
that's what she said.......
Poop is everywhere. This is one of the inescapable truths of existence, and accepting that fact is a step on the path to inner peace.
that is just disturbing
@@TS-jm7jm A fart is a fecal shotgun... Have a nice day.
Try not to think of all the diseases caused by contact with fecal matter.
Yeah that why you clean every time and wash your hands.
I raise chickens and goats and do organic gardening... You get use to the poop after a while and actually start gathering it up for fertilizer so you are spot on!
"10 disturbing facts you really dont want to know" *instantly clicks on video*
same
"Cranked an 8 ball" must mean something entirely different where I am from lol
Here too.
LOL!!!!!
Yeah I'm from Reno I was like "that is NOT what that means over here dude" lmaooo
So it didn’t mean drag race for crack, smoke it, and then pleasure yourself? I thought that’s what it meant everywhere.
@@adambrain8365 kewl, what neck of the woods do you haunt?? Sounds like a hell of a good time is had by some!
Learned that head shit in High School. That's why they'd show your body to you after beheadings. Crazy stuff
There are too many videos on the internet with this concept rolling.. only reason, this one is better is because of the voice overs they make 😂
How suddenly we're all waiting for Number 1 to happen LOL
"Baby, I swear I got it from a koala!" hahaha!
"Chocolate hostage" is fantastic. That will be the code for my poo from here on out.
0:30 WRONG! I have no friends Me: 1 Whatculture: 0 hehe
Wait...
Solid Snake Ah, but we all need to congrulade you because of your grare gremmar
Huh? mind what? Mind the gap? Mind the GIANT ANT IN MY ROOM?! (Or did you mean mind your*self*)
I hate it when he does that, and btw good answer :)
Solid Snake
ok... BUT SHREK IS GONNA BE MAD!
I miss Peter. Welcome back!
"Chlamydia! Your father's here!"
O.k....you guys are funny...but you're sooo much funnier when I'm drunk. Keep it up!
There's also an FDA-regulated number of insect legs allowed in jars of mayonnaise, if I remember correctly.
Yeah, it's the case with most prepackaged foods. Insect and rodent bits, even human DNA (hair, nails, skin cells, etc)
in all canned foods too
my birthday is in late July; count it back from there and we're pretty close to Halloween. I was an interesting trick-or-treat!
theunwelcome By birthday is 28.9....New Year I think?
Annotating it as 28.9 is going to confuse most people on here, lol.
meh, I knew what he meant; figure that's either New Year or Christmas
uuuhhhhTREEEEEEEEEEEAAATT!!!
My kids' birthday (twins) was originally supposed to be July 31st, which is also my birthday. Instead, they were born on July 4th. They know they were conceived on Halloween. Guess which two holidays are our favorite? Lol
I'm crying from laughter! that was so very humorous and educational! 😂😂😂
"Code Brown' and 'Chocolate Hostage" slayed me. Great job.
But I still will.........
Good old Cuthulu
Yep
Unlock doors and reload a magnum... YOU ARE SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS. I couldn't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
Ha! That’s why I laugh when somebody says “breathe through your mouth” when you smell something gross. I would rather have that smell go up my nose than into my mouth.
Am I the only one who thought the scariest part of this video was the idea of a shark with a Magnum?
WHAT?
Probably
Marcus Allen only if it's American, seriously where else can a shark find a loaded gun?!
"Sharks with freakin' lazer beams"
are you telling me you got fricken sharks, with fricken lasers attached to their fricken heads?
3:26 LAND SHARK.
I'm sorry. I'll show myself out.
SapphireExile "Candy gram, Ma'am...." 😂😂😂
I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
SapphireExile Wall Sharks
Man, that was just one of those things that should not in any way whatsoever be funny... but it was. I hate talking about it though, with someone who hasn't seen or heard of it, because there's no way I can actually articulate how or why it's funny. I just get weird stares.
CptSparklez reference NICE JOB!
"chocolate hostage ". i lol'd so hard
“How did you get chlamydia?? Are you cheating on me?!?” “ you don’t understand, it’s from a koala!” And then I get out on a strange list with the government and am watched for the rest of my life
If you don't like the idea of poo in your mug, just think about how much is on your toothbrush. The one that rests daily just feet away from your crapper! Not to worry though. Fecal coliform bacteria are literally everywhere all the time, so unless you keep everything (EVERY THING) you ever put in your mouth in alcohol under a UV light, you might as well keep your toothbrush right where it is. Even if you did keep all that stuff in an antibiotic environment, you still inhale it every time you take a dump and have every day since you took your very first poop. It's why you have an immune system, thank Darwin.
William Thomas Ramey thank Darwin for what?
William Thomas Ramey That's why I 1) keep my toothbrush in a cupboard next to the sink and 2) close the toilet before flushing.
I recall an episode of Mythbusters tackling the toothbrush one. Even their protected tooth brushes had poo on them :P
My toothbrush is in the closet to protect it from the toilet. I dont care if it actually helps or not... it makes me feel better.
My boyfriend's 7 year old daughter has the worst bathroom habits. Often forgets to flush, uses too much TP and clogs it (one time to overflowing...after a deuce...I was the only adult home...), not washing hands not wiping thoroughly...and recently dumped out all the toothbrushes from their holder to use it to put water into for painting. Oh, and she picks her nose and eats it >_>. I'm no germaphobe, but I frequently get grossed out around her XD. God kids are gross. And now I'm preggo with one! I don't know if I can handle anymore grossness! Poor, poor toothbrushes.
7:50 CHALMYDIA
A Fat Zoot idk why that made me laugh
Because it's spelled wrong.
Wow...a non-obnoxious, like able WhatCulture narrator! Please get this man to do every single WhatCulture video, ever, please.
Being burned alive is accepted to be the most painful thing a human being can experience, benign several times more painful than the runners up: drowning and childbirth
This was one of the best WhatCulture videos in a while. Good job!
Decapitating and staying alive Is this Mortal Kombat
I actually read... or heard somewhere a long time ago that in France back in the day, they used to guillotine someone, then show them their bodies. I kind of wrote it off as a rumor.
Flawless victory 😂
@@AnthonySforza Yes. It's true
Good job WhatCulture at making my skin crawl. Its going to be a great morning.
Another disturbing fact:
Inside your body, there's a spooky skeleton man copying every single move you do.
When you're smelling shit, you're smelling the gases that shit emits (e.g., methane) in your nose, not literal pieces of shit in your nose. The real disturbing fact is that if you flush a toilet or urinal, there are aerosolized...let's call it "dirty water" (urine/feces) that do spread around the room, so it's particularly bad when you use a toilet that doesn't have a seat cover that's down (which would block a significant portion of it)...one of the many reasons to hate using public restrooms.
Jokes on you, I was born without the ability to smell anything.
JacPod jokes on you 😨
JacPod your profile picture makes this so much better
Me too!
legit thought I was the only one
JacPod the shit still gets in your nose though...
Fact: When somebody drowns in the salt water, their brain shuts down stopping them from calling for help even when somebody else (friend, rescue crew or whoever) if right near them.... so those 10 minutes people get when they drown in salt water you were talking about won't matter.... (i read this in an article in the "long reads" in an uk news paper about a couple who help law enforcement with drownings, so you can look it up. It was while ago though)
I feel so sorry for Ned Stark right now...
HAH I'm safe from bull sharks and drowning because I fuckin live in a landlocked town in a desert. *awkward laughter*
HiBA Jordan?
Nope, Southern UAE
That's what the sharks want you to think. They're still coming for you.
I heard UAE is there first land target. They know you've let your guard down. First they adapted to fresh water. Next, sand. We will remember your people fondly.
HiBA The next thing ya know, they'll find a way to turn a Prius into a fishtank that can still drive.
"10 disturbing facts you really don't want to know"
Yet I click on the video.
Rhys Edmunds humans. Am I right
Whose watching this during the covid pandemic?
That Bullshark bit :') Nearly died laughing XD
5:17 SAM/KRIS/HOBO JOE YOU'RE FIRED!
I'll have you know my birthday is 10 days after my dads, however it is roughly 9 months after my moms so ........kinda speaks volumes about their marriage, that ended shortly after I was born.
" A Gamma blast could kill us all at any moment,"........ Yeah like that's gonna happ.......WTF I'M BURNING UP!!!!!!!!!!
It could turn everyone into an incredible Hulk.
We would actually see it coming. It would outshine everything in the sky and depending how far away it is, would determine how long it would take to hit us.
If we all die... what's there to be afraid of?
You'd figure the initial fear would be being the lone survivor, suffering in pain and starving to death and unable to psychologically handle the fact that everyone on earth is dead.
no
Jesus Christ I was born 9 months after
Keelan Murphy what does that mean
It means he was the result of a birthday bj that got carried away.
are you yoda?
If you were born 9 months after Jesus, you wouldn't be alive in 2017. Talk to a shrink, okay?
@@skinnydavenport407 lol That’s not what they meant
This guy is hilarious. I just subscribed so i can laugh
Brains are conscious in a narrow range of blood pressure... too low or too high and you blank out. A clean cut decapitation as described would lead to instantaneous pressure drop and consequent unconsciousness.
well my dad's birthday is 4 days after mine and my mum's is one month later so I know they didn't do it on their birthdays...
Alex Turlais or they just used protection
Babies don't come out exactly nine months later. Since there's only 4 days discrepancy it works out.
espurious yeah but not 3 months and 4 days.
one thing I want to know is where is that thumb nail from?
It's also possible to contract Hansen's disease - leprosy - from armadillos, including eating the meat. It is very rare but armadillos are known to carry the bacteria that causes the disease.
it made me cry at an office I use to work at the management would store water bottles and other pots and pans inside on a shelf in the bathroom.... yeah they were ignorant as hell
A note on number 7: Food companies are allowed all sorts of weird things. Along with the 5 rodent hairs in peanut butter, I believe that ketchup is allowed something like 8 insect shell fragments per bottle, or something alone those lines.
And McDonald burgers are allowed, like, 150 grams of cardboard, together with as much sponge as is necessary.
Well hey there Peter
I'd love to watch more videos like this. I'm more than ready to make a playlist out of it.
Awesome video though.
One of the funniest lists ever
BTW, they're just called Koalas
You were right I didn't want to know those things.
"There's poop inside your head"
*thats where crapy ideas come from*
Peter is the funniest narrator, that cracked me up (chocolate hostage HAHAHA) Please do more.
That short little bit about holding your breath until passing out and dying, that's actually impossible to do .
Hey I've got a classic disturbing fact!
60% of the time, it works every time!
Time to musk up!
I don't know this for fact, but I've read that people who are cannibals give off a certain pheromone, due to their consumption of human flesh, which is subliminally picked up by other humans and makes the non-cannibals feel inexplicably aggressive and weirded out by the cannibal.
So, if you've ever been in a confined space with someone, i.e. an elevator, and felt unexplainable threatened and/or aggressive toward the person next to you, it could be that they're a cannibal.
Tomie Cicada spoopy like I'm already paranoid of being trapped with a stranger... Now they may or may not eat me....
I like this fact, now I know to spray extra deodorant when I go out...
I’m callin bullshit. Everyone is nothing but kind and wonderful to me.
Squeezes out a chocolate hostage! Omg I'm dying!
Now I want a glass of "fresh wotta" 🤣
wow, didn't know that about sea water, when i was a teenager i tried to kill my self down on our local beach, the pain was just exacting and i found it so difficult, dunked my self atleast 4 , 5 times and just got a dreadful headache instead..... now i know why, alot older now and fine thanks.
I hope you're feeling better nowadays
@Madhu shut up
@@madhu5465 ... uurgh.... , ...ok.....
Grand Prix of the list : Even the best videos on UA-cam will be disliked
i already knew the fecal matter thing. what i didn't want to know was the phrase "chocolate hostage"
I love that narration style :D
Sneezing can quite literally kill you. Every time you sneeze your heart stops for exactly one microsecond. Too many sneezes in a row can cause your heart to stop completely. If you've ever sneezed and felt a sharp pain in your chest that is because you REALLY just felt your heart stop. On the other hand, supressing a sneeze can cause blood vessels to burst, specifically, IN YOUR BRAIN! Try to hold back a sneeze once too often and you may just drop dead. Enjoy this fact when your allergies start acting up.
Urban myth mate. Sorry.
John McCool
Damn....I get chest pain when I sneeze...
Not even close. The heart beats slowly. Stopping for a microsecond would be completely undetectable.
If I may quote Zandig:
"Jeeeeesus!"
This is so funny but why am I laughing I'm drinking out of a mug. Oh my god
An excuse only Australians can use; "I didn't cheat on you, a koala pissed on me"!!
wengerout
Abdur Rahman Tufa #wengerout
Abdur Rahman Tufa #moyesin
I'd like to say fuck you since I don't get it
Aj styles soccer reference
Hillbillyjim Jamjo football*
The bit about "it's inside your nose" is just flat-out wrong. Smells aren't caused by tiny particles of the thing you're smelling - they're caused by chemicals released by the thing. If you're smelling faeces, you don't have little bits of shit up your nose; you are detecting the various gases given off by the bacteria in it.
Also, the saltwater vs freshwater drowning thing is an urban legend. Freshwater is hypotonic, and osmosis causes water to be drawn into pulmonary capillaries and thence into the blood stream. It doesn't burst blood vessels, and it doesn't rupture red blood cells. Saltwater has the opposite effect (it is hypertonic) - water from the bloodstream is drawn by osmosis into the alveoli, causing a drop in blood volume. But it doesn't dessicate blood cells or dry up your blood vessels. If either of them did this, you would suffer agonising injuries from getting water (salt or fresh) in your eyes as cells were either ruptured or dessicated.
Thanks for that. Cheers.
A person CANNOT remain conscious once their blood supply and circulation are removed, hence you CANNOT remain conscious decapitated.
I've experienced something similar to #9, but it was due to illness, not maritime shenanigans. And yes, the feeling of your lungs being filled with water (or watery mucus, in my case) is absolutely terrifying. You want to breathe, but you just don't have the capacity, and YOU KNOW THIS THE WHOLE TIME.... not fun.
I just want to say... screw you for making me realise how my dad's birthday is just over 9 months earlier than mine AND my sisters birthdays...
Do not let a dog lick your wounds. They do not make it cleaner! The bastards eat shit so what did ya expect?!?
Sytse Vriend I'm pretty sure they have antiseptic saliva
+Charlie Chic no, you have saliva that contains a painkiller (five times stronger than morphine) but I wouldn't let a dog lick your wounds.
This is the reason I said it, it is a fable that dogs have such clean mouths. One where many people believe in.Including you!
None of these are more horrific than learning what an episiotomy is.
A knock at the door ... “uh, plumber ma’am” ...
Dude, Koala is bear-in Aboriginal. When people say: 'Koala Bear', they are actually sating 'bear bear'. Peace.
It's like saying tuna fish. Redundant word usage.
@@carolann811 Absolutely, Carol.
Wooooaaaah.... My b-day is 9 mounts after my dad's...
My birthday is 8 months adfter my parents got married. In the early 60s. Might explain an awful lot.
HR Joe always roams around this list hahah
Lol right when you said you could be killed by a gamma blast I got killed by a gamma blast 😂
*"mark my word, soon they will be able to open doors and reload magnums"*
And wow peter, mine isn't my dad's birthday, cause I was born a day before my dad's birthday, my birthday is about 9-10 months after my parents anniversary.......
This has been one of the most well developed What Culture videos ever made!!!!
As an Australian I can only emphasize the bit about Koalas. Not only that their breath smells of eucalyptus. Wombats are so much cooler.
This title is an oxymoron as it makes you want to know by saying you don't want to know
that means we are all morons? it makes sense
an oxymoron is a self contradicting statement e.g dark light, soft blade, boringly interesting... Not a statement that may of may not encourage you to do something opposite to the statement. so you're close but not exactly correct.
It's pretty much the definition of clickbait with a hint of reverse psychology.
I don't know if the title is an oxymoron, but we all sure as hell are.
You have no idea what oxymoron means.
Here's a fact you really don't want to know.
Adam Sandler.
Silphaer I actually met him in Hollywood Studios in Disney World
@@MisterGoose I feel so bad for you
I love these videos, so it's super disappointing to hear them make a mistake. You don't drown because of water in your lungs. Instead, the second that water hits your windpipe, a reflex closes the throat. You suffocate due to nothing entering your lungs instead of water in your lungs.
It's why people pulled from the water tend to vomit, because instead of breathing in water, they swallow it.
With a start like that, I had to subscribe.
Nice.