LA Noire is hilarious if you believe every lie
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- Опубліковано 21 лис 2024
- L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you are a gullible detective. I believe everything you say even if you are shifting your eyes and sweating profusely.
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Imagine being suspected for murder but you get let go because the main detective on the case is convinced a real ware wolf is the one who commited the crime
Could be an X-Files parody
A ware wolf as opposed to a were wolf, he loves material items and steals and flogs them off.
Or a where wolf who is always lost
@@STORMDAME omg 😭😭😭
LMAO 🤣 this thread is on point
Now we just need one where Kevin accuses everyone of lying while choosing the worst piece of evidence
@@mycookiehasnoname Not really. In that video he did X to doubt on everything, not Y to lie/accuse
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Ah, yes, acussing Mr.Moller of having an awful marriage by using his show size as a clue
Yooo
Kevin please play Kenshi
I remember my brother purposely failed a case at the last opportunity and the chief said “Mountains of evidence, a confession, and you still picked the wrong fucking guy?!”
😆😅
"Did you kill this man?"
"No...?"
"Well that's it, this case went cold"
I really hope this becomes a series, LA. Noire is such a cool game and Kevin makes it even better
Thtat's right Arthur XDXD
Sound m8
@Merciless Freak he’s being nice so go be a piece of crap somewhere else
@Merciless Freak like you did in my basement
@Doesn't Matter yes
Calculated for inflation for the year the game was set (1947) to 2021, On that last mission Kevin did $74,930 .37c worth of Vehicle, Citizen and City damage.
I appreciate your time and effort 😂
Pshh where did you pull that one
And how much was the citizen worth by any chance by 1947?
@@freedomartsandcrafts7965 Hello, my fellow Pisces.
Oh God, I manage to wrack up a whole lot more than that anytime I play. I regularly get up to $10,000 in vehicle damage and they still don't fire me?!
Imagine if one day Kevin played the game how its supposed to be played, that'd be a strange video
That bot is weird
@Joshua EdwinRoehl stop
@@anonomuse9094 there everywhere not even just this video. I've seen them posting in a lot of vids today
@@Perroden I just report them to UA-cam as spam. Probably more effective than replying to a bot or someone who doesn't care.
@@Sentariana I have a life. It's not that I don't care.
Are you telling me Rusty could survive being run over multiple times and falling straight on his neck backwards down a hill but gets knocked flat by a punch?
Accumulation...took Rusty a while to pass the "unconscious" threshold but boy is it effective when it does get him.
It's because of those damn Barbiturates
@@ddcs0s Right as i read the word "Barbiturates" it was said in the game and im mildly spooked
I love this new pattern. You’re at your peak when you do stuff like this.
The real hero is his partner, he’s basically the Flash
Or like the Detective Gadget
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It’s weird to see the old set up now that they are in a new house but very refreshing!
@Hikamaru 💋🤤 the feck
I'm just glad that he finally fixed the reverb from the empty room
They are back in Ireland for a week/few weeks so that's why
Same i thought that this is an old footage
It's funny cuz it feels like weeks ago I watched him play twitch sings. The setups all changed so fast, it's surprising how quickly the past 2 years felt, yet how it also felt like an eternity.
"I'm the fashion police. Open fire."
That joke set a record for how fast I've started crying from laughter
Kiki Chanel (gta rp) be like
U have low standards
I absolutely love these choice-based games. With Kevin of course making all the right choices.
Thanks bot, but Kevin is all the spicy content I need. Try again in another thousand years.
@@razorsharp5643 these bots are everywhere lately
@@razorsharp5643 the bot’s comment is deleted now so at first I thought you were calling yourself a bot
@@GayLuigi333 Haha, it was one of those spicy content bots. Glad to see their comments deleted after a while
In this I could literally see a person murder in front of Cole Phelps and be like' I didn't do it' and Phelps would be like 'hmmmm it's probably just the wind' . While being high on barbiturates. 🤣🤣
The Ace Attorney music was on point describing all of the unnecessary details the witness was giving Cole👌
69th like
What timestamp?
i was listening to an ace attorney music compilation before watching this video and then i hear actual ace attorney music in this video, i thought i accidentally left the compilation playing lol
Timestamp?
Phelps: She obviously died of natural causes.
Cop: she was stabbed twice
Phelps: exactly naturally she would have died. Had she not died, then I would suspect she was the Werewolf all along
Truly brilliant deduction sir
Underrated comment
Sounds like an Abbott and Costello bit lol
"You can't live without a spinal cord, son. Nothing unnatural about that."
I played the whole game just like this and learned they really don't care. If you're super incompetent and a danger to the public, they just let you get away with it with little to no consequences. And then they compliment you on what a great cop you are. 😆
Checks out
Most realistic part of the game to be honest.
You people really need a reality check 🤣
This is probably the most realistic cop game I've ever played
So it's United States Police Simulator 2021.
Love watching him screw up things on purpose, I wanted to see what would happen but I was afraid to get anything wrong
It's impossible not to advance
3:30 Ah yes, I also have a photorealistic memory. I used to have a surrealist memory, but that gave me a headache so I developed a new technique.
I'm jealous. I just have a doodle memory.
Mine is boring old pointillism
This was my favorite youtuber on my old account. Oh the countless days I would spend just rewatching all of his videos since they always made me laugh. But when that account shut down for no reason I stopped watching UA-cam for a while out of anger. When I returned I forgot who I watched. For a year I watched random stuff when eventually I was in a discord server AND SOMEONE POSTED ONE OF YOUR VIDEOS TODAY. I am so happy that I found my favorite youtuber after losing him for a year. And here I am still laughing at you amazing content. Stay gold Kevin, stay gold.
Kevin is the best UA-camr! He is my favorite person!
A-After our Dear Leader, obviously!
Hail our Dear Leader, Jim Pickens. And Sithis, but not as much as Jim Pickens, obviously...
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@Kiyosi Waki🔻 you've been reported
@@JunieBug Glashnok? More like... bore Ragnarok
How old are you?
Guy standing over a freshly murdered corpse with the weapon still in hand: "She was like this when I got here."
Kevin: "Understandable. Have a nice day!"
The crashes and honks trickling into the cutscenes was my favorite thing about all this, *by far.* I love the programming in this game.
i love how they investigate in murder crimes, yet in the next moment he kills mutliple people with his car
"murder crimes" > "homicide"
Got you a new title, “LA Noire is hilarious if Kevin is playing it”
@@olivia4651 Begone bot
Man, is there anywhere we can contact one of Kevin's mods or something? If he blocks these accounts they shouldn't be able to post anything in his videos
Report the bots
@@indigo5a these accounts are likely to be HACKED accounts and may be used as a Covers up as a human shield
I like how Kevin is still referencing Among Us, because we all know that Kevin doesn't have an addiction problem.
@K I Y O S I 張__💋 why
Just report the bots
@@poyosaquenmedecuba its a bot
Kevin's been having a major bot infestation lately
@@Makarosc i know right these damn bots are ruining everything
All this Ace Attorney OST is making me appreciate Kevin even more, so perfect lol
he can't play ace attorney though, he'd be too powerful
Partner: * Trying to do his job *
Kevin: "I need you to have enough traumatic hits to the head to start believing in Werewolves."
Kevin: boots up game
Npc and Cole: oh boy, here we go again
What is up with these comments i mean wow
@@Wolfbarr01 bots. Report them.
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I love scripted fights where it's virtually impossible to die in, nothing beats staying up till 4 am and watching your character/allies getting beaten senseless for 10 minutes straight
I never realized how much I appreciated the statement “My name is Kevin” until it was gone, and now it brings joy once again.
"Hey we found your box of blood" thats it. Thats everything.
Did the trailing mission with Henry yesterday myself. Took my like 16 tries. No exaggeration.
Took your what?
Had to look it up... "To get one's dander up means to become angry, to become agitated enough to fight, whether literally or figuratively."
12:09 I was drinking right at the moment he said "Barbiturates" to the photo of that woman and I almost spit out my entire drink!
Good ol' Barb Biturates
13:30 the transition into the cutscene here is so perfect im wheezing
Off topic but I really hope that rockstar create another la noire game.The concept of the game always gripped me but then again I doubt they’ll ever make another, or at least in the next 25 years.
Great game but the issue I had with it was a lack of replayability. Once you knew the clues and the answers and the story there was no point
Yeah nah. The game is great, but the development was such a living nightmare Rockstar probably just wants to forget it ever happened.
this is also rather niche, i’d argue. successful but not something they’d make billions from like gta
There’s Sherlock Holmes games that I really enjoy that are somewhat similar
11:51 Fun fact, that car, which is a Cadillac, cost ~$4000 back then. Considering you could buy a decent size house for less than $2500, it was pretty high end.
Kevin is amazing. He always makes me laugh.
Same! I love the guy
I know right? He's seriously hilarious!
Plot Twist: Phelps doesn't know when someone is lying because he's never caught someone lying.
I think they should make a sequel to this game and call it Dublin Noire
I like how his partner deliberately steps over the little fence at 1:48 instead of walking 2 meter to the right where the path is completely clear.
10/10 NPC path finding programing right here!
From all the interactions I’ve seen Kevin have with multiple Irish peoples, I think the angry Irishman is a myth lol
Then I remember Daithi bahahahaha
not a myth, there is exactly one (1) angry Irishman: daithi LMAO
I feel like "angry Irishman" is just.. you know.. the average Irishman attitude interpreted through the eyes of people from cultures where yelling, swearing, getting incoherent, calling someone stupid, drinking a lot, and wrestling are all "mean" interactions.
Well, he took so much "angry" that there's none left for the other Irishmen. Maybe there will be a new one after a generation or two
3:25 I have to admit, sometimes I remember liscense plates on accident. Like I'll see the plate number 257-ZBA and automatically think, "Oh that person has 257 zebras", and now the plate number is in my head for the rest of all time. It's an annoyingly frequent occurance 🤣
(missed opportunity! 🤣)
15:14
Man: "Call me Henry!"
Kevin: "Call me Kevin!"
1:03 were the most fire bars I could've imagined WOW
What I love about Kevin’s channel is he shows there really isn’t a right way to play a video game just because the developer coded it to where you can only progress doing things their way NEVER has stopped Kevin from “bending rules” for us all to have a good laugh.
It makes me laugh seeing Kevin being creative with tormenting npcs
I love the content you've been putting out lately :,) like a lot of game series and the longer stardew valley videos as well.
“I know you can go through me now”
- Kevin, the night of “the incident”
Kevin pronouncing it like LA No-Arghh kills me 😂
How do you pronounce it?
@@nthgth nwahr
@@nthgth nwarr. It’s usually pronounced as one syllable 😂
@@cinematicgamingllc nwarr said a bit slower sounds like no-arr though. Maybe he just said it slower than you usually do?
@@nthgth it’s because of his accent I believe, I just don’t usually hear it that way so it sounds funny to me lol nothing wrong with how he says it though
“Size nine.. above average for a lady” as a lady with size 9.5 I feel attacked by this 😂
16:24 “Like there is literally only one person in the city who drives like me and it’s me”
Such a way with words Kevin
only kevin goes from farming one day to running over pedestrians the next
I'm just waiting for kevin to do his entire intro in spanish at this point
3 bots in a row in your replys
"It was larger than life... Just like Celine herself" was a compliment in context. He's talking about her personality being vivacious and interesting--he had a thing for her.
Cole: "You believe in werewolves yet, partner? You're gonna."
Rusty:
👁👄👁
Kevin in this game: "I just really didn't want to beat up an innocent man" (9;10)
Kevin in any other game: "I'm angry let's kill innocent people"
Kevin back with another expected banger to cheer us all up. His videos everyday are never anything less the excellent
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Bruh I’m not even 18 😑
@@Sir_Zava_ it's a bot. A parasite.
Report it for sexually explicit content (or at least unwanted commercial content).
Hell, since you're a minor, it might even count as child abuse and get someone to really do something about it.
@@nthgth what do you mean by get someone to really do something about it?
UA-cam is a disgrace, it does nothing to stop bots and continues to disappoint everyone with more ads then a mobile game has.
Conviction rate: 100% innocents.
I find it funny that like 50% of the Mad Men cast found their way into this game
17:33 put me on the goddamn floor. The pure frustration in Kevin’s voice made it so hilarious
Finding ways to send cars airborne in a detective game is just standard Kevin
' Phelps, how did you get into the force? Was it like collect 10 crisps packets and become a detective? '
It must be the most blatant case of nepotism that the LA police force have ever seen.
nah it was the same way I got my driver's license, out of the cereal packet lol
your minecraft 1 chunk challenge ended up in german gaming news, congrats
greetings from germany
This game is so underrated and I just love how unserious Kevin plays it
11:55 "sorry i thought I saw parking spot on the roof"
😂
Yes! I've been looking for a video on this. I had the idea a long time but never had the energy to actually wanna play the world's most trusting detective
“oh so we’re playing naive cop, drunk cop” I didn’t realize this was detroit: become human
Kevin please continue this series i am dying from laughter LOL
OH MY GOD DO YOU NEED A AMBULANCE
@@dominicjuckes3988 😐
Lmao 🤣 this is the funniest stuff I've seen in a long time
I recently got sick with Covid and your La Noire series never fails to make me laugh.
Thank you Kevin for helping me through Covid!
Suspect: I ain't sayin' a goddamn thing.
Detective: I'm very confused. How did we hear him when he didn't say anything? Is he telepathic? Are we dealing with werewolves and psychics now?
Walks into a dress shop
“Can you tell me, what barbiturates means?”
At that time, the average person would know. They feel like a better version of alcohol but in a pill. Benzos replaced them
"Get in and drive!"
"Why don't you drive?"
Probably that whole bit where he was drinking on duty.
To get one's dander up means to become angry, to become agitated enough to fight, whether literally or figuratively.
Day 64 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff to do like becoming an actual cult leader and making his entire population cannibals.
"you're awfully hot under the collar for an innocent mam" - comedy gold.
11:09 "weeeheee heee im not given a drink because im driving but everyone knows i can drive well drunk"
These are flipping hilarious, and thanks for showing the end card and the massive amount of damages your shenanigans cost the city. I can't wait for the next episode where Cole screams at everyone when he thinks they're all telling lies.
The best part of these videos is Kevin driving like a maniac and the chaos as he enters cutscenes 🤣
13:20 Cole looks frustrated. He’s like, “He’s gonna pick truth again. This 🤬 …”
5:50 literally had me dead dude 😂😂 "there he is, the killer"
Of course your partner wants to drink, look how his day is going so far and how it was inevitably going after that. How else is he supposed to cope with working with you? 🤣
9:33 When the dynamic adjusted difficulty kicks in so hard you sweat the suspect automatically.
None of your journeys are pointless Kevin. They fill me with joy.
Thank the barbituates
Phelps has gotten over his anger management from last time.
He realiced that overdoing that way for every single case was too tiring. So he admited the truth, that he couldnt care less about the cases he deals with, and now he lives a honest and balanced life by way of "believing" everyone he encounters. He may be the worst cop the force has ever seem, but boy does he has a healthy life stile.
13:00 "my dog stepped on a bee"
6:36 To "get someone's dander up" means "to cause someone to become angry" ("dander" means "anger, temper").
12:36 Yep, barbiturates are "a class of drugs that were used extensively in the 1960s and 1970s as a treatment for anxiety, insomnia, and seizure disorders".
Day 59 of asking Kevin to play Boyfriend Dungeon. ✨
Day 14 of wishing Kevin and Anna a safe and refreshing holiday. (Even if you’re working in Ireland for a few weeks now!) 💕
Day 12 of asking Kevin to play “therapy with dr. albert krueger”👀
Omfg I spilled my coffee while watching this. The cutscene glitches when he runs over the location at full speed. I can't 🤣
1:00 I should know by now to never enjoy a beverage whilst viewing Kevin content; time to take the laptop to the dry cleaners
03:31 This bit alone had me laughing for an unreasonably long time
12:44 Christopher Walken cameo! What a legend. The man can really play any role.
Barbiturates are old anxiety meds. Like the precursors to Xanax and also benzodiazepines.
Also for sleep meds so you’re right Kev.
Rusty should be a canon character in Kevin’s multiverse
Report bots
Rusty's wood, my guy.
Have you played LA Noire? Rusty is an awful person. I constantly left him behind so I didn't have to listen to his gross crap.
I report so many bots.
The Ace Attorney music tells me that this man KNOWS how to set up a wildly improbable conclusion, but for some reason moved forward in this case without the *groundbreaking testimony* of a parrot?
I really hope theres one more of these where he includes the part where Roy screws him over since its a justified revenge in this playthroughs lore
13:30 the perfectly timed cut with the crash in the background killed me 😂
1:03 "he's lost the hat but other than that it isn't too bad" Kevin you have bars son
Omg it's the Lego Racers theme music and 11:08. I. Love. It.
2:43 this is the most important man in all of the homicide cases
I clicked and got an ad: we open to a woman alone shes paranoid. The phone rings, ominous music plays. The camera zooms slowly on the phone as the ring tone punishes the scared woman. She reaches for the phone. Painfully slowly she moves to click talk "HEY THERE FRIENDS. MY NAME IS KEVIN."