Two and half men - Charlie at alans office - Hang myself

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Charlie helps Alan at the office because his secretary is sick. Lots of fun
    S03E02

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  • @lakwasredestdu5811
    @lakwasredestdu5811 4 роки тому +569

    The first seconds with him being alone looked like a mister bean episode

  • @rubencourtois8875
    @rubencourtois8875 4 роки тому +409

    Alan:You must not touch the patients"
    Charlie:"I understand"

    • @ashutoshsingh450
      @ashutoshsingh450 3 роки тому +1

      I'll not disturb 69 likes

    • @evanstewart2534
      @evanstewart2534 3 роки тому +31

      “When I say I understand, it doesn’t mean I agree. It doesn’t mean, “I understand”. It doesn’t even mean I’m listening.” -Charlie Harper

    • @wyattpeterson6286
      @wyattpeterson6286 3 роки тому +4

      "Let me be absolutely clear. No touching the patients!"

    • @rubencourtois8875
      @rubencourtois8875 3 роки тому +2

      @@wyattpeterson6286 once again I understand

    • @wyattpeterson6286
      @wyattpeterson6286 3 роки тому +2

      @The Harry Channel "Let me be absolutely clear: NO touching the patients!"

  • @kevinnorwood8782
    @kevinnorwood8782 6 років тому +1055

    Later on in the episode: "You turned...my business...into a BROTHEL!!!!"

    • @TomDeVito
      @TomDeVito 6 років тому +76

      "Oh and principal gallagher's lesbian lover might just drop by tonight to kick my ass"

  • @danielobrian5675
    @danielobrian5675 3 роки тому +114

    0:28 missed moment. Charlie could've said something like "is this where you've left your spine?" 😂

  • @shezziesbaby
    @shezziesbaby 6 років тому +1061

    Charlie made more money in Alan’s practice in 1 day than Alan did the whole time he was working there 🤣

    • @SovereignStatesman
      @SovereignStatesman 5 років тому +69

      Yeah but Charlie would be in JAIL. Just like in real life, he wouldn't make money writing jingles. Nobody does, except ad-companies.

    • @PDXDario
      @PDXDario 5 років тому +45

      @@SovereignStatesman thats who he sells them to

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 5 років тому +3

      unless, he's got a good contract

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 5 років тому +32

      @@SovereignStatesman Please, some of those massage parlors go on for YEARS before they ever get busted by the authorities.

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 5 років тому +26

      @@SovereignStatesman Ad companies buy them from jingle writers, aka Charlie.

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 6 років тому +965

    "Charlie, listen to me very carefully:
    *YOU.MUST.NOT.TOUCH.THE.PATIENTS! ...This is not me talking, this is the State of California."*
    Always makes my day a little better. 🤣🤣

    • @peytonmarceaux8788
      @peytonmarceaux8788 3 роки тому +1

      @Amira Djiar coco

    • @lilJimmyJim
      @lilJimmyJim 3 роки тому +6

      "What did I just say to you? Repeat it back to me."

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 2 роки тому

      Poor Charlie. Alan makes it sound like he's an animal.

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 2 роки тому

      @@zbr76 Well, to be fair... 😅

    • @arieswildchild
      @arieswildchild Рік тому

      We heard that, dude.

  • @harsesishoktar9386
    @harsesishoktar9386 2 роки тому +38

    The fact that Charlie was willing to do this for Alan is even more proof that he was a good brother.

  • @subjectdelta4758
    @subjectdelta4758 5 років тому +84

    After not speaking for like 30 seconds
    “Okay, where do I hang myself” XD

  • @Mitchell_Kirkbride69
    @Mitchell_Kirkbride69 4 роки тому +62

    0:37 i feel like this wasn't scripted

  • @Sunsetseaman
    @Sunsetseaman 4 роки тому +118

    I was a receptionist 20 years ago, it’s really BORING

  • @admirosmanovic1368
    @admirosmanovic1368 5 років тому +232

    "So right off the bat i lie"

  • @courageandpeace1944
    @courageandpeace1944 5 років тому +68

    You are really not a morning person are you
    Cracked me up😂😂😂

    • @conor-_C
      @conor-_C 3 роки тому +1

      Cause Charlie is never up in the morning

  • @eaubert1
    @eaubert1 5 років тому +160

    "I would have killed myself ten and a half years ago!" …. is how I feel when I go visit my friends at their office!

  • @Okkie26
    @Okkie26 4 роки тому +14

    Who else noticed the phone does not have any cables connected to it? Or is it just me as a telephone engineer?

  • @mikekling5880
    @mikekling5880 5 років тому +242

    That office is depressing.

    • @shafoz
      @shafoz 4 роки тому +26

      looks like the average office

    • @Dane_Youssef
      @Dane_Youssef 4 роки тому +10

      It looks like any other office.

    • @Yoctopory
      @Yoctopory 4 роки тому +1

      That office is depressing

    • @joeparkes4838
      @joeparkes4838 4 роки тому +4

      It looks like any average office

    • @mariorosales1510
      @mariorosales1510 4 роки тому +2

      That Office is depressing

  • @ernestkinas5973
    @ernestkinas5973 6 років тому +181

    By far the funniest episode.

    • @rocky99949
      @rocky99949 6 років тому +8

      Alan: I am a Doctor charlie. Charlie: "Yeah I'm King of the traffic donuts!" (Scratches himself with the spinal chord) This is LOL!!!! :D

    • @MartnCFdk
      @MartnCFdk 5 років тому +3

      Boobra Smith

    • @ankushshah1720
      @ankushshah1720 4 роки тому +4

      For me its Old Flame with new wick

    • @DavidA20200
      @DavidA20200 4 роки тому +3

      Large birds, spiders and mom for me

    • @catherinecampbell1215
      @catherinecampbell1215 2 роки тому

      The funniest for me would either be the CSI episode or the one where Evelyn dates Charlie’s ex.

  • @jennifermerriott7276
    @jennifermerriott7276 2 роки тому +4

    Oh thank God that's a spine he's scratching his back with

  • @bilalahmed2123
    @bilalahmed2123 3 роки тому +15

    Having Charlie there is like having a child there

  • @Chrisman77
    @Chrisman77 5 років тому +122

    He turned the light on and off and the audience laughed. Alright

    • @s.s5155
      @s.s5155 5 років тому +44

      Lighten up

    • @RedRulesEndiosau139
      @RedRulesEndiosau139 5 років тому +7

      S. S xD underrated comment

    • @wNNdSharK
      @wNNdSharK 4 роки тому +42

      Unlike you, the audience got the message behind the repetitive action and found it funny, which was the point of the scene. maybe if you grow a brain cell one day you'll enjoy our experiences too.

    • @Shaheeny468
      @Shaheeny468 4 роки тому +2

      You didn’t watch the whole episode lol

    • @Neodreth
      @Neodreth 4 роки тому +4

      They have to laugh. If you watch the bloopers of the show there is a scene where the audience didn't laugh and Charlie stopped and said to them ''come on people give me something, just fake it''. Not that the show wasn't funny but the concept of such sitcoms is to always have the audience laughing, even if some scenes are not so hilarious.

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 2 роки тому +7

    0:39 I loved how Charlie used the skeleton spine as a back scratcher

  • @toughmanrandysavage3077
    @toughmanrandysavage3077 5 років тому +44

    If you wonder what happens he turns his office into a brothel lol

  • @AnCapone1899
    @AnCapone1899 4 роки тому +66

    "Hello? Damn! Try again!"

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ 4 роки тому +10

    I might be a bit pedantic, but... If all Charlie has to do is deal with the walk-ins, why not, not open the door at all?

  • @UmarFarooq-yx7rw
    @UmarFarooq-yx7rw 5 років тому +73

    "You Must Not Touch The Patient"

    • @tonydale1875
      @tonydale1875 4 роки тому +8

      This isn't me talking
      This is the state of California

    • @yalc-04
      @yalc-04 4 роки тому +5

      "What did I just say to you repeat it back to me"

    • @ptechspc9057
      @ptechspc9057 4 роки тому +1

      @@yalc-04 Aw you are really not a morning person,are you?

  • @andresurbina9298
    @andresurbina9298 5 років тому +23

    This is not metalking this is the state of california

  • @whapakwhapak
    @whapakwhapak 5 років тому +21

    love this episode id definitely return every few hours LOL

  • @walamo4796
    @walamo4796 4 роки тому +11

    This show is funny as it is, but I will say it would be better without a laugh track

    • @KazuhasKatana
      @KazuhasKatana 3 роки тому +8

      I have to disagree. All of these episodes were filmed in front of a live audience. I know they are prompted to laugh at certain moments, however, alot of these scenes got genuine hysterical laughs out of the audience. When that happens, its golden comedy.

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому

      @@KazuhasKatana Thank you for explaining that!

  • @quebecpal1650
    @quebecpal1650 3 роки тому +10

    This is the episode where he says oh god my boi is gonna get the chair 🤣

  • @nyo1026
    @nyo1026 3 роки тому +4

    " ok, where do I hung my self ?"

  • @SovereignStatesman
    @SovereignStatesman 5 років тому +35

    0:37 Look-- a BACK scratcher! LOL
    I think Charlie Sheen ad-libbed that one, its too funny for Chuck Lorre or those dense writers.

  • @ryanwarner5006
    @ryanwarner5006 3 роки тому +8

    I love how he points out he is a quack.

  • @jamesr.9852
    @jamesr.9852 4 роки тому +7

    Charlie's wearing pants?

  • @mavetyan
    @mavetyan 3 роки тому +2

    To be fair, he indeed didn't touch the patients. He hired somebody else to do it.

  • @jelenav3336
    @jelenav3336 4 роки тому +8

    This not me talking this is UA-cam talking!

  • @alyday5929
    @alyday5929 3 роки тому +14

    I love this show!

  • @suvashgc5302
    @suvashgc5302 4 роки тому +5

    This really happened to me, my boss used call and check, when I used to work at restaurant

  • @Johaylon
    @Johaylon 5 років тому +25

    Fun fact, chiropractors are not medical doctors, but they are still doctors. Just like there can be a doctor of physics or other subjects
    Dentists are not doctors either. They can specialize and get the title in some places, though.

    • @MrAndrew428
      @MrAndrew428 5 років тому +12

      Johaylon yes chiropractors are not medical doctors but are still doctors and should be respected as such with the same level as medical doctors

    • @Johaylon
      @Johaylon 5 років тому +5

      @@MrAndrew428 exactly

    • @moonie1825
      @moonie1825 5 років тому +9

      @@MrAndrew428 lol no

    • @MrAndrew428
      @MrAndrew428 5 років тому +2

      MOONIE why not?

    • @user-tm1ix7xi1n
      @user-tm1ix7xi1n 5 років тому +3

      Doctorate having a PHD is different than doctor of medical field. Lol you really need to understand the difference.

  • @jelenav3336
    @jelenav3336 4 роки тому +10

    Omg when Charlie folds the filies and the pencil sharpener honestly! I reply it because it's funny to me!

    • @nc-pf3qm
      @nc-pf3qm 4 роки тому +1

      he was like a kid in the office..

  • @fredhoffman6658
    @fredhoffman6658 4 роки тому +5

    Charlie made over 4 grand in this one.

  • @sibghatmansoor5125
    @sibghatmansoor5125 4 роки тому +10

    This has to be the best sit com ever till charlie sheen was in it.

  • @ujwalgupta86
    @ujwalgupta86 3 роки тому +2

    This used to be such an amazing show until Charlie got fired .

  • @santidasilva1300
    @santidasilva1300 3 роки тому +4

    1:03 this is the most serious Alan I have ever seen

  • @CringeBasedDuality
    @CringeBasedDuality 3 роки тому +2

    so I don't get to crack anybody's backs?

  • @OurWorldofDanceSport
    @OurWorldofDanceSport 4 роки тому +3

    Hahahahaah 🤣

  • @harper07harper
    @harper07harper 2 роки тому +1

    How is he a doctor but can't afford to live on his own?

    • @one0hwon514
      @one0hwon514 2 роки тому +1

      Because he got financially screwed over in the divorce, and is a Chiropractor. They’re still doctors but don’t receive the kind of payment or respect that surgeons do. At least in this show anyway.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 2 роки тому

      Child support & alimony. 😉😎😆

  • @realistic.optimist
    @realistic.optimist 3 роки тому +1

    They cannot be patients because chiropractors are not doctors! LMAO

  • @NaveenKumar-jl7rf
    @NaveenKumar-jl7rf 5 років тому +4

    Why did I read it charlie hangs out at alans office!

  • @holyfrenchfry
    @holyfrenchfry Місяць тому

    honestly, charlie should’ve gone to the school and alan should’ve stayed at the office

  • @lindanemnguni1621
    @lindanemnguni1621 2 роки тому +1

    Alan like to call himself a doctor but he doesn't have the same money as them

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому

      Alan made quite a bit of money. He just had to spend it all on Judith.

  • @dominic2446
    @dominic2446 6 років тому +25

    1:43 pencil sharpener?

    • @Archangelsvoid
      @Archangelsvoid 5 років тому +3

      An electrical pencil sharpener :)

    • @Haunted_Peru
      @Haunted_Peru 5 років тому +5

      it kills me that he inserts the wrong end of the pencil.

  • @jiminhong95
    @jiminhong95 3 роки тому +1

    I loved episode

  • @go35ffc
    @go35ffc 3 роки тому +1

    Damn, that's a poorly made set

  • @OgboDanger
    @OgboDanger 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine not having a phone and working here😂😂😂😂

  • @danneelcozyn7049
    @danneelcozyn7049 3 роки тому +1

    What season is this

  • @torntokoroa3357
    @torntokoroa3357 4 роки тому +4

    This is why smartphones were made

    • @Flowku
      @Flowku 4 роки тому

      Well there's a computer right there and UA-cam was already a thing then. Besides smart phones are just pocket sized computers anyway

    • @torntokoroa3357
      @torntokoroa3357 4 роки тому

      @@Flowku yeah but a smart phone allows him to do anythin he wants with risk of ir beinf left in Alan's history pft. Charlie is the kind of guy who's bring playboys to a child's birthday party to "read" because he's bored and the kid's mom isn't getting the bait.

  • @originalwolf8297
    @originalwolf8297 3 роки тому

    the same office in which the crossword puzztle scene of the first episode of thew big bang theory played.

  • @WWTormentor
    @WWTormentor 4 роки тому +3

    So you’re telling me that “Doctor Evil” wasn’t a real doctor?? Say it ain’t so Joe 😳

  • @mthokozisithokzan3343
    @mthokozisithokzan3343 4 роки тому

    Not even one office walk in fuck

  • @redpanda0726
    @redpanda0726 3 роки тому

    Phone call reminds me of scene from pretty woman

  • @georgehebdon2756
    @georgehebdon2756 4 роки тому

    Why are these still being displayed when I've already said is not to show these again.

  • @melissasmith7830
    @melissasmith7830 3 роки тому

    How can he not believe Charlie has his back? He lives in Charlies house FOR FREE!! Ungrateful Alan!

    • @danitho
      @danitho Рік тому

      Because Charlie is incredibly immature. It was a legitimate concern.

  • @lorimiller4301
    @lorimiller4301 3 роки тому

    Worst chat log ever. Waste of time.

  • @kellypelaez6674
    @kellypelaez6674 3 роки тому

    Where can I find this escene in spanish?

  • @davidburns6284
    @davidburns6284 3 роки тому

    If Alan is an actual chiropractor, why can't he afford his own place? Chiropractors make at least 50-60K a year. Most make more than that. I was always curious about that.

    • @cbrocks36
      @cbrocks36 3 роки тому +3

      Well, part of the issue is his ex wife Judith sucking him financially dry. He pays almost $3,800 a month in child support. Speaking as a women, I never liked Judith for this reason.

    • @davidbolha
      @davidbolha 2 роки тому

      The reason why MGTOW & the Red Pill is spreading. 😎

  • @navidpey194
    @navidpey194 3 роки тому

    You are missing the best part

  • @havabird2772
    @havabird2772 2 роки тому

    Hahahahaha!

  • @Carlos-hh9km
    @Carlos-hh9km 3 роки тому

    Jajajaja

  • @olafmichelson8017
    @olafmichelson8017 3 роки тому

    Blah

  • @sarapereira1454
    @sarapereira1454 3 роки тому

    Rrt

  • @cassidygraham4503
    @cassidygraham4503 11 років тому +13

    Wow I can't believe this

  • @douglasmacneil4474
    @douglasmacneil4474 5 років тому +3

    He is a doctor

  • @samanthacheetah3558
    @samanthacheetah3558 4 роки тому

    K

  • @cirocciroc
    @cirocciroc 4 роки тому

    That pen on the floor is really irritating me.

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому

    Harlow agreeing to do it at all was a big deal to me. Lol

  • @ZombieN8YT
    @ZombieN8YT Рік тому

    I have so many questions that have to do with this episode, but I’ll only ask two important ones. One, why did Alan not want Charlie touching the patients? And two, how is Charlie so good at ruining his evil brother’s shit? 🤣🤣

  • @TRUMP-oo5uy
    @TRUMP-oo5uy 4 роки тому

    2020 just found out Charlie is a monster he tape corey 😠😠😠😠😠😠

    • @theashologist
      @theashologist 4 роки тому +1

      "tape" and with what evidence? Those are allegations? And those were a long time ago when he was 19 in the film Lucas

  • @merkx403
    @merkx403 5 років тому

    Charlie always tends to have much better luck with Charlie. Great episode.

  • @snitox
    @snitox 4 роки тому

    I have a potty mouth but this show is really dirty. Shouldn't be on TV.

  • @unclelarryhasasmalldick8150
    @unclelarryhasasmalldick8150 4 роки тому

    Let's be real here Alan might be a freeloader but Charlie kinda fucks up his life every episode especially with the lawyer lmao

    • @Nichwar19
      @Nichwar19 3 роки тому

      Brad is not a real man. he deserves most of the things that happen to him