Doctors Told Trump He Had The Perfect Amount of Abortion Weeks... Ever

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  • Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
  • What a Week! Live from Chicago! On Lovett or Leave It, Jon gets into Trump's new stance on abortions, Vivek Ramaswamy's regretful vaccine, John Fetterman's outfits, Kevin McCarthy's plan to avoid a Government shutdown and so much more!
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  • @tammystockley-loughlin7680
    @tammystockley-loughlin7680 Рік тому +12

    I laughed picturing 45 in an orange jumpsuit...he'd look like a toddler in a union-suit with the belly sticking out. Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

  • @mightyone3737
    @mightyone3737 Рік тому +47

    ...He was a big doctor, big guy, with tears in his eyes, and he said 'Don, you picked the perfect number of weeks, this is the biggest number of weeks I've ever seen, way bigger than Obama's!'

  • @anahitaberenji8392
    @anahitaberenji8392 Рік тому +28

    I love this guy! The jokes were awesome 👌

    • @sicklahomes5442
      @sicklahomes5442 Рік тому

      WE ARE SURE TRUMP WON'T BE PRESIDENT AGAIN. ACCORDING 12 COLLEGE INTERVIEWED ELECTORES
      THEY ARE NOT GOING TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE. A TIME WAS ENOUGH. 😂😮

  • @Tom.788
    @Tom.788 Рік тому +27

    In 2009 Trump publicly said he was a supporter of abortion rights as a matter of women’s choice. In an interview on NBC’s “Meet the Press,” Trump was asked whether he would ban abortions, He said he would not, and that he is “pro-choice in every respect.”

    • @angelapalmer6782
      @angelapalmer6782 Рік тому +1

      That doesn't matter to trump supporters. They can glide right past that with the fake news claim. He told them not to believe what they heard or saw and they followed orders. Like good little Nazis

    • @missjennyannem
      @missjennyannem Рік тому

      What I don't know if most people get about Roe being overturned after Dems losing the 2016 presidential & both house of congress + a ton of important state elections is that - the result would have been the same in SCOTUS no matter who won the Republican Primary.
      Romney (think he ran in 2016), Trump, all of them would have followed Mitch McConnell & the Federalist Society's far right ideological nominees - and if one of them was even a bit "moderate" - we'd still be with the insane court opinions we have today. They planned it for decades.

    • @candaceewell9582
      @candaceewell9582 Рік тому +4

      He also said that he would run as a Republican because they’re stupid and they literally behave as if he didn’t insult them!! Very disturbing!

    • @vduncan54
      @vduncan54 Рік тому

      We all know Trump is a big liar.

    • @nancym5341
      @nancym5341 Рік тому +3

      Then changed to “women need to be hurt for having an abortion” like it’s a fuckin cake walk. Brilliance @ work

  • @shellimendoza7332
    @shellimendoza7332 Рік тому +2

    I am a original iowan and so disgusted with the magots

  • @laurynholling2309
    @laurynholling2309 Рік тому +12

    So disappointed I couldn’t be there to see this live. You’re just the best

  • @debidallacosta5736
    @debidallacosta5736 Рік тому +16

    I wanted to see this show in person so badly! Thank you for visiting us and for posting the great clips

    • @pirateindustry
      @pirateindustry Рік тому +1

      Whaaaaaaat? I didn't know he was at the Vic!?

    • @debidallacosta5736
      @debidallacosta5736 Рік тому

      @@pirateindustry yeah, I saw tickets posted a while back. Unfortunately, they were out of my price range. But Josh Johnson is coming in November, and is nicely affordable! I can't wait for that show.

  • @boothvrstudio
    @boothvrstudio Рік тому +5

    Hey!! I have torn cartilage in my right ribcage. This was so painful to watch as I laughed too hard too many times!! Thanks!!

  • @rcreative1
    @rcreative1 Рік тому +3

    When Lovett said, "We actually have film of how Donald is built," a toilet-paper commercial interrupted the video. No notes!

  • @Miapetdragon69
    @Miapetdragon69 Рік тому +1

    That's right Chicago is the greatest state in the world whoop whoop whoop ... Southside child here

  • @C_M_R
    @C_M_R Рік тому +14

    I just googled the name of that Agatha Christie book 😱. I deal with racist BS everyday, but i don’t think I’ve ever seen that word printed in such large font before. It was honestly shocking.

    • @3rdeyegoogly
      @3rdeyegoogly Рік тому

      Is it the N word? I bet it's the N word.

    • @bookie5667
      @bookie5667 Рік тому +4

      Unfortunately there's a lot of this sort of thing about.
      For example, Christie's novel was published in 1939. Seven years before this, in 1932, "Ambrose & his Orchestra" recorded "The Sun Has Got His Hat On". The song included the line "he's been tanning ni***rs out in Timbuktu".... The lyrics have since been changed, however, you can still find the original version on UA-cam.
      Then there's the 1939 movie Gone With the Wind which opens with a statement lamenting the end of slavery referring to it as a "dream remembered". This message was repeated several times in the first season of TV show The Golden Girls (1985-1993) by the southern character Blanche Devereux....Also in 1985 Dire Straits released their single "Money for Nothing" which includes the lines
      "see the little f**got with the earing and the make-up..
      That little f**got got his own jet airplane. That little f**got he's a millionaire"
      As I said before, there's a lot of this sort of thing about.

    • @TamarLitvot
      @TamarLitvot Рік тому

      ​@@bookie5667 Yep. Lots of examples -- e.g., incredibly racist chapters in the original versions of Mary Poppins and Dr. Doolittle; racist language in the 1940 Cary Grant/Rosalind Russell movie His Girl Friday.

  • @emilyheyokaevans
    @emilyheyokaevans Рік тому +4

    Just found this channel. Immediately liked and subscribed. You are amazing and so funny!❤

  • @catherinereynolds9644
    @catherinereynolds9644 Рік тому +5

    Funny! In the best theater town IN THE WORLD!

  • @Tamcginn
    @Tamcginn Рік тому +9

    The joke about Chicago that no one got, was brilliant. Because no one laughed...for a second, I thought I misunderstood it! haha

  • @MrBogus213
    @MrBogus213 Рік тому +16

    "Me keeping the money is the art" followd by the iWatch story was an actual work of art

  • @dianebuzzout4222
    @dianebuzzout4222 Рік тому +8

    Love you and your shirt!

  • @rsmith6366
    @rsmith6366 Рік тому +4

    On the case of the woman stuck in the public toilet container. Wouldn't that be a job better served for 'Fire and Rescue"? They're the ones with all the equipment for getting people out of tight spots.

  • @Miapetdragon69
    @Miapetdragon69 Рік тому +3

    Marjorie was just mad because Hunter B is hung better than she is

  • @susieq1170
    @susieq1170 Рік тому +1

    Jon, you look incredible! Whatever you've been doing keep it up the good work!

  • @mspitstoptoyou
    @mspitstoptoyou Рік тому +6

    The joke about the "Take the Money and Run" art should have been: "Somebody should have told Trump he needn't waste his energy on the dog and pony show; all he has to do is say, 'I'm not really a billionaire so give me all your money, you brain-dead cretins!'"

  • @susiepoadster4642
    @susiepoadster4642 Рік тому +2

    Sheesh I’m choking I’m laughing so hard 🎉 this guy is amazing! 😂

  • @juanvaldez7279
    @juanvaldez7279 Рік тому +5

    Prison labor is non union. Those scabs

  • @valenjtine
    @valenjtine Рік тому +3

    Great stuff.. Keep at it . Literally laughed out loud. 👍

  • @brezhou29
    @brezhou29 Рік тому +7

    Well brace yourself about the book "and then there were none".
    In France it was still titled "Dix petits nègres" (yeah you got that despite not speaking French) until... 2020.
    It sits on my mum's bookshelf and it's baffling everytime I notice it.

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Рік тому

      Australia had its own different racial slurs & that word was not one of them.

  • @JJNow-gg9so
    @JJNow-gg9so Рік тому +5

    Hilarious I'm loving this😂😂😂

  • @jdmac1475
    @jdmac1475 Рік тому +1

    This was the first time I’ve watched this guy. I love him. Great show.

  • @peterford9369
    @peterford9369 Рік тому +3

    The bears raiding the donut truck...? Now that was funny 😂. Go bears!!👍👍

  • @triciac1019
    @triciac1019 Рік тому +1

    I like this comedian, a lot!

  • @ItsAV2023
    @ItsAV2023 Рік тому +1

    I really do LOVE IT!!! Lovett you are amazing!

  • @noelmcdonagh3905
    @noelmcdonagh3905 Рік тому +2

    Lovett, you look wonderful!!!!

  • @RabbiJoeInJerusalem
    @RabbiJoeInJerusalem Рік тому +4

    Let's be honest: the fact that Rahm was making an Agatha Christie-based criticism of Chinese policy and didn't name check Mystery on the Orient Express should earn him a Nobel Peace Prize.

  • @MKBinDC
    @MKBinDC Рік тому +1

    Looking good, Jon!

  • @hilarycohen1470
    @hilarycohen1470 Рік тому +5

    Love the Krispy Kreme bit

  • @naoise555
    @naoise555 Рік тому +3

    Cory Booker: I totally dating Rosario Dawson... here she is!
    Um, that's a cardboard cutout of Zoe Saldana from Star Trek.

  • @lindagriffith9558
    @lindagriffith9558 Рік тому +1

    "Mr. Kevin Smith Goes to Washington" Ding! Ding! Ding!!! My personal fav, followed by "No Glaze in the Military" great job leavin' us laughing Lovett!!! Thank you!!!

  • @torimacdonald9223
    @torimacdonald9223 Рік тому +5

    Omg, the german shepherd comment! I have a 5yr gsd and I don't get to take her out like the 'posh' dogs because she'll bark like she wants to eat children😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @geekdivaherself
    @geekdivaherself Рік тому +12

    That last joke about the donuts was so good that I couldn't _bear_ it! But seriously, it made me laugh so hard that I had to punch a cushion!🎉

  • @themorales6
    @themorales6 Рік тому +4

    Wow! Just looked up the Agatha Christie novel. Doesn’t surprise me, considering England’s history of racism etc.

    • @old_grey_cat
      @old_grey_cat 11 місяців тому

      Back then, as with the US "Ten little indians" it was a cultural reference to an 1869 song and illustration set- part of the plot was the methods of death being loosely tied to those in the song, the rhyme being in a frame on the wall, and ten figurines on display... one disappearing for each death. The deaths being of white people, re-interpreting her intent in the title per the current context is unkind.

  • @reginabossong2351
    @reginabossong2351 Рік тому +2

    Within two minutes I heard about three of Trump's abortions.

  • @hilarycohen1470
    @hilarycohen1470 Рік тому +4

    If you need a diplomat, why not Stephen Miller?

  • @idaslapter5987
    @idaslapter5987 Рік тому +2

    Your coming to my town on my birthday! Yay!!!!

  • @michaelholtzman1463
    @michaelholtzman1463 Рік тому

    Dude is spot on!

  • @Dulcilady
    @Dulcilady Рік тому +1

    Glaze in the Military 😆 Too Funny! Great Show.

  • @mspitstoptoyou
    @mspitstoptoyou Рік тому +2

    I am so bummed that I couldn't be there 😞

  • @smk8200
    @smk8200 Рік тому +2

    Why can't Jon Lovett be my friend? WHY????

  • @nancym5341
    @nancym5341 Рік тому

    Kiddo you are refreshingly awesome

  • @fionawilson6958
    @fionawilson6958 Рік тому +4

    John Lovett is so smart, funny and cute it makes me want to be a smart, funny and cute gay guy.

  • @ninino86
    @ninino86 Рік тому +1

    Lovett, Ive had a shit day and you made me laugh. Thank you.

  • @lisareed5669
    @lisareed5669 Рік тому +2

    Looking good.

  • @Miapetdragon69
    @Miapetdragon69 Рік тому +2

    I'm sad that he took the vaccinations as well ... Seeing where the other people that didn't take them ended up at... Maybe he should join the crowd😊

  • @TamarLitvot
    @TamarLitvot Рік тому +1

    As much as I love Lovett, sometimes he gets into obscure celebrity-insider stuff and I lose interest. But this one was perfect!

  • @Roberta-q1q
    @Roberta-q1q Рік тому +2

    Thought you were going to use the Uruk Hai, GMO daylight orcs, for how Trump was built.

  • @lynnd.
    @lynnd. Рік тому +5

    Love Lovett! Congrats on the weight loss. Have a wonderful weekend 😀

  • @coelleen
    @coelleen Рік тому

    Not true. When I was a kid watching a Disney movie, my grandma died. But that was before cell phones, so the manager called us.

  • @MoneyGrip70
    @MoneyGrip70 Рік тому

    This guys great

  • @michelemchenry3500
    @michelemchenry3500 Рік тому +2

    I don’t get the hair on trump. Can’t afford a good hair stylist?

  • @Imperial-Socialist
    @Imperial-Socialist Рік тому

    Alien 4 is the apology for Alien 3

  • @orlandomoltar
    @orlandomoltar Рік тому

    The opening and graphics game are getting better and better

  • @ThizzRyuko
    @ThizzRyuko Рік тому

    Insulting my xenomorph queen

  • @MegMcCormack
    @MegMcCormack Рік тому

    When are you coming to Albuquerque!?

  • @deelaird2724
    @deelaird2724 Рік тому

    Awesome 😂😂😅

  • @godnah
    @godnah Рік тому

    WHEN WERE YOU AT THE VIC AND HOW DID I MISS IT!!!

  • @Mister_Listener
    @Mister_Listener Рік тому

    Low key funny!

  • @sokieisout
    @sokieisout Рік тому

    He’s so cute!

  • @Grobohalic
    @Grobohalic Рік тому

    For those wondering, “And Then There Were None” was originally titled “The Ten Little [N-word]s”

  • @irishlady30
    @irishlady30 Рік тому +1

    Let congress pass laws that all men have to have vasectomies untill marriage, that'll take care of unwanted pregnancies....
    If it takes both men and women to become pregnant, why is the government only regulating women's reproductive healthcare????

  • @girlysolarburns
    @girlysolarburns 8 місяців тому

  • @williampeters1931
    @williampeters1931 Рік тому

    where did you hang out in Chicago? restaurants? bars?

  • @kimlarson7136
    @kimlarson7136 Рік тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GlassSpiider
    @GlassSpiider Рік тому

    I hope you ate something good while you were there 🥙

  • @colonel1757
    @colonel1757 Рік тому

    🥱

  • @Me-mn4nw
    @Me-mn4nw Рік тому

    Trump wanted Marla to abort Tiffany and when she wouldn't, he married her.

  • @oceanwoods
    @oceanwoods Рік тому

    JL looking fine, like he finally gave up all that fast food poison.

  • @kieferjohnson9013
    @kieferjohnson9013 Рік тому +2

    Finally a decent audience that actually laughs at these terrible jokes.

  • @rondaleistiko1227
    @rondaleistiko1227 Рік тому

    I didn't think he was funny

  • @aislinnkeilah7361
    @aislinnkeilah7361 Рік тому

    He missed the best material - Biden and Harris. Doesn’t this guy have a memory? He has to read his “Jokes?”

    • @angelapalmer6782
      @angelapalmer6782 Рік тому

      You're in the wrong place Felicia! Bye!!! Take your trumptardedness to faux that's where your people are.

    • @alexwyatt2911
      @alexwyatt2911 Рік тому +6

      How dare he not memorize hours of material that’s newly written before each show.

  • @joeschmidt8415
    @joeschmidt8415 Рік тому +1

    Look at this skinny legend. That shirt is so cute. Gettem Jon!