Top 10 Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
  • Members of 1998 Team USA count down the Top Ten Hockey Player Pick-Up Lines.

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  • @zjhauri
    @zjhauri 11 років тому +89

    What if Brett Hull said "I'm in your crease and about to score."

  • @davebasch5995
    @davebasch5995 2 роки тому +12

    If it's between periods, and you havent scored, time to put one in

  • @ZiggyMcZag
    @ZiggyMcZag 2 роки тому +13

    They won 1 game (vs Belarus) and trashed their hotel rooms before coming home early and empty handed.

  • @flapjackrabbit
    @flapjackrabbit 11 років тому +35

    "I've got a curved stick!"
    Definitely takes after his old man.

    • @terrywarren4876
      @terrywarren4876 2 роки тому

      And you know this ... HOW? 😅

    • @flapjackrabbit
      @flapjackrabbit 2 роки тому +2

      @@terrywarren4876 it’s pretty well known that Bobby Hull had a stick blade curve like a banana, which made the puck’s trajectory more unpredictable. Stricter curve regulations went into effect because of this.

    • @terrywarren4876
      @terrywarren4876 2 роки тому

      @@flapjackrabbit Thanks for the clarification! 🙂

  • @bumpofcoke
    @bumpofcoke 11 років тому +24

    chelios' delivery for the win

  • @FlyboyEz3
    @FlyboyEz3 2 роки тому +14

    Roenick's line aged like milk lol

  • @MrMatthiasSchneider
    @MrMatthiasSchneider 11 років тому +13

    An intern joke on Letterman? Probably not too many of those nowadays!

  • @davidchodds
    @davidchodds 2 роки тому +16

    Oh my God! This team is unbelievably stacked!!!!!

    • @davidjorgensen877
      @davidjorgensen877 2 роки тому +3

      That's what SHE said.

    • @samspade4050
      @samspade4050 2 роки тому +2

      And they still can’t beat Canada

    • @wg5788
      @wg5788 2 роки тому +1

      @@samspade4050 No but we 🇨🇦 lost too that year! To the Czechs in a stupid shootout where our idiotic head coach, Marc Crawford, left the greatest scorer(arguably the greatest NHL player of all time) on the bench!! Gretzky sat and watched as we lost in the most idiotic way to decide a game of that magnitude. Czechs went on to win gold, thanks mainly to their goalie Hasek. It was the first time the NHL shut down to let the best players in the world compete in the Olympics. The owners may not let that happen anymore.

  • @salianni16
    @salianni16 2 роки тому +4

    Or how about "Watch me shoot it through the 5 hole!".

  • @loilt5091
    @loilt5091 2 роки тому +5

    Dave, frickin' RULES‼️

  • @danielupsdell2697
    @danielupsdell2697 2 роки тому +5

    Very good team did not do much that year

  • @machbaby
    @machbaby 2 роки тому +2

    May I put the biscuit in your basket?

  • @PAKiller1
    @PAKiller1 2 роки тому +9

    That was funny.. I miss Letterman

  • @JammastaJ23
    @JammastaJ23 2 роки тому +7

    Damn that was a good team

    • @jcost0099
      @jcost0099 2 роки тому +2

      that team won the World Cup in 96

  • @hulaGUNZ
    @hulaGUNZ 2 роки тому +3

    #11...... "I've just flooded my rink."

  • @garnetradford6980
    @garnetradford6980 2 роки тому +6

    Give me 5 minutes in your penalty box...

  • @creamcitysista1970
    @creamcitysista1970 3 роки тому +5

    Love that line about would someone like a PUCK?

  • @nathanmingle7
    @nathanmingle7 2 роки тому +4

    Gordie Wowe ahhhh

  • @christlopherbrandimarte4520
    @christlopherbrandimarte4520 2 роки тому +7

    Some of comments here are just as funny as the Top 10....Dave had a great show....damn shame how CBS faded this show into the Abyss......Craig Ferguson was the closest thing to Dave they had, and let him depart as well....now we have Kimmel, Fallon, Cobert, Corden...
    Need we say more...nuff said !

  • @TeamNoLimits865
    @TeamNoLimits865 11 років тому +7

    There's isn't gonna be a whistle when I score in your crease

  • @BestCanucksFan
    @BestCanucksFan 11 років тому +4

    Hockey Pick-Up Line : "Hi I'm Gabe Landeskog "

  • @glennelliott708
    @glennelliott708 2 роки тому +4

    Did you like my tip in.

  • @TheYamahog12
    @TheYamahog12 2 роки тому +1

    “I don’t mind if it’s your first period!”

  • @jimtownsend7899
    @jimtownsend7899 2 роки тому +2

    “Did you know women goalies wear their pads for THREE periods?” (That one’s for you, Allison! And RIP, Jen.)

  • @barrygaragan6478
    @barrygaragan6478 2 роки тому +4

    Would you like to cross the blue line?

  • @numan1
    @numan1 11 років тому +13

    I've got a curved stick too, great for quick shots in the five hole.

  • @SecretMilkshake
    @SecretMilkshake 10 років тому +4

    I love Richter's and Beezer's lines

  • @forenergy
    @forenergy 2 роки тому +3

    I remember this one, live. A classic

  • @warrengauthier4699
    @warrengauthier4699 2 роки тому +13

    Back when Late Shows were funny.
    Cancel Myers, Colbert & Corden.

  • @rwcrsarrc
    @rwcrsarrc 2 роки тому +2

    Pretty much all HOFers - great players

  • @qiranwang
    @qiranwang 11 років тому +4

    a pretty strong team.

  • @alexguralnik8372
    @alexguralnik8372 2 роки тому +1

    You have to stake around the circles for a little while before you can drive hard to the net. And please don't dump it in!

  • @howie9751
    @howie9751 2 роки тому +2

    Why is hockey better than women?
    In hockey, everyone loves it rough.
    Periods only last twenty minutes.
    You only get five minutes for fighting.
    Even without teeth you can score.

  • @Ladyranger
    @Ladyranger 10 років тому +2

    "SUAVE SUAVE SHOW ME HOW YOU SCORE!!!!" LADYRANGER HHHHHAAA

  • @Leartech81
    @Leartech81 2 роки тому +2

    "I like to shoot it from the Blue Line."

  • @matthewkobylskijr416
    @matthewkobylskijr416 2 роки тому +1

    How is it nobody's made a "Going 5 Hole" comment yet

  • @Krookarn
    @Krookarn 2 роки тому +1

    Letterman was great. What did that game end? Sweden vs USA? 😜

    • @albertsandberg
      @albertsandberg 2 роки тому

      4-2, sweden won. Came 5th in the tournament (olympics) and USA 6th.

  • @Murph_.
    @Murph_. 2 роки тому +2

    Knew there had to be something in there about no teeth :)

  • @chazm3
    @chazm3 Місяць тому

    before watching this I was wondering if anybody would dare to say, “Want a puck?”

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 2 роки тому +1

    1998

  • @ruthecker399
    @ruthecker399 2 роки тому +2

    love dave

  • @lucabrazi3067
    @lucabrazi3067 2 роки тому

    When late night TV was fun

  • @Ladyranger
    @Ladyranger 10 років тому +3

    & HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now back to the LOCKER ROOM SUAVE POULIOT OHH LALALA

  • @lilkurd2000
    @lilkurd2000 2 роки тому +2

    Did they loose to Sweden ?

  • @breanneahrndt4486
    @breanneahrndt4486 2 роки тому

    I remember this and how excited we were to see NHL players in the Olympics! But they played like crap! Too busy trashing their hotel rooms!

  • @parkerpark131
    @parkerpark131 11 років тому +2

    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @vieuxyoutuber
    @vieuxyoutuber 2 роки тому

    Hahaha !

  • @duaneronan8199
    @duaneronan8199 2 роки тому +9

    Wonderful, back when Letterman was still funny. Before his quadruple bypass caused him to accept his socialist god.

  • @thesportsguy126
    @thesportsguy126 2 роки тому +1

    Brett hull is canadian the trader

    • @kencedor9020
      @kencedor9020 2 роки тому +4

      His father is Canadian. Brett was born in the USA. Trader?? Go back to school

    • @666t
      @666t 2 роки тому +3

      Fur trader not traitor

    • @warrengauthier4699
      @warrengauthier4699 2 роки тому +1

      @@kencedor9020 : Actually that douche was born in Canada but played for the US.

    • @rickg5597
      @rickg5597 2 роки тому +5

      He was born in Canada & played his first organized hockey in the States. Canada snubbed his dad in the ‘72 summit series & himself in the ‘86 World Championship. Perhaps he was insulted and decided to get dual-citizenship like many soccer players do. Or possibly him being closer to his American mom might have had something to do with it. As a Canadian hockey fan, I wasn’t bothered by it since it was his decision to make.

    • @arlenstrauch
      @arlenstrauch 2 роки тому

      US Hockey needs all the help it can get 🤣

  • @jsorbo65
    @jsorbo65 2 роки тому +2

    When he used to be funny in the 80's.

    • @warrengauthier4699
      @warrengauthier4699 2 роки тому +1

      Put down the bong that was from 1998 are you deaf or stupid?

    • @jsorbo65
      @jsorbo65 2 роки тому +1

      @@warrengauthier4699 Probably both. It was a funny top 10.