ender Pup ok now I’m going to sound really nerdy but there was actually a lot of Vikings in Ireland for a few hundred years so it’s a very real possibility that Sean got some Viking blood in him
as a fellow sean i agree with jack, i love violent games, WE NEED MORE BLOOD! p.s. this game allows you to kicks too, but maby you need the full body tracking?
Jack: Grabs Axe Jack: Eyes turn green with malice, his accent returns and the Gaelic Gladiator is reborn Also Jack: 8:17 Edited: For the record that's what I love about Jack, he has such an authenticity that is so distinguishable among other UA-camrs.
You see jack is the type of person who plays the game normally and follow the main objective in the begining but later on will somehow get sidetracked to another game
waterboarding someone with a health potion would be the ultimate torture. You're suffocating, but you can't die because you're being fed health potion. So you have to keep waiting and waiting until it runs out.
Tip: You can grip any "edged" surface including any cliff, ledge, corners in general, or even near vertical surface with a texture seam (not even a joke).
"I like the small one, it's good for stabbing" The name of the sword / dagger: *Rapier* *ah yes, that was very close* Coppa, realizing this isn't for kids: "DAMNIT"
I see you checkin out that new merch! Shhh! It'll be our little secret
jacksepticeye.com/
You got me there
And my parents will never let me get it...
give me money bitch. i need to buy that shit 😭
Jack if you want to get better in Blades and Sorcery you should play 1 vs 1 to practice.
Omg merch time
Jack: *stabs person* “Oh god! I hate that!”
Also Jack: *stabs people continuously*
Jack: I hate it
Also Jack: *kill to the a Capella cable guy scene
Nobody:
Jack:
*Natural instincts calling back*
Oh no I was the 666th like 😯
News: "Gaming is making people more violent then ever before."
Sean: **says sorry to every person he kills or knocks over accidentally**
And the world is funnier because of it
ViViD that’s just Canadians during war
A Person 😂
sorry boot that
Says sorry and stabs them afterwards lol.
Jack: “oooooohh that’s f*cked”
Keeps doing it anyway
Oh no!
Anyway,
Jack: causally sings to himself as he murders everyone
Being completely honest I might have done that if the situation was reversed
You Meant Sean
Sujan Mukherjee yeah, I know. I just wanted to say jack. 😂
@@elissafenty2635 yeah its alright :)
"Tra la la la la, I killed them."
Classic line.
*proceeds to stab the guy 3 times while screaming like a viking*
Jack: i swear i'm not that violent in real life
exhausted guy I believe you mean a Gaelic gladiator 😂
@Anna May $hüt ûp
exhausted guy the rare Irish Viking
No it’s called Irish noises
ender Pup ok now I’m going to sound really nerdy but there was actually a lot of Vikings in Ireland for a few hundred years so it’s a very real possibility that Sean got some Viking blood in him
Kid with Heelys: “I was only traveling at half my speed before, now I am traveling at full capacity!”
I saw this comment as soon as he said that by pure coincidence and idk wether or not to be proud of that
I almost broke my wrist with Heelys
Jack: stabbing everyone
Whiteboard behind him: *L A U G H*
Lol
Are you not enetertained?!- The Whiteboard
I find this quite funny ;D
*Gorillaz laugh starts*
Lmao
“This is like real war I don’t like it...
*A PUMPKIN* “
The sword reminds of the Yoru from one piece
6:00:
ooohh... I’m so sorry
Literally 5 seconds later:
*I AM BLOOD THIRSTY. I AM DEATH*
*COME HERE BOY*
*I WANT THEM TOES*
That happens in every video and is one of the reasons I love jacksepticeye
He did his intro and literally a wave of nostalgia hit
Thats not his "old" intro he does it ALL the time
Its not old intro but ok, that's what he does a lot of the times, if he doesn't do it, then that's still fine.
@@ebeatz974 he doesn't do it much anymore
its not a wave
*Someone liked this at the same i did and it scared the shit outta me*
"I'm a big toddler, you need to respect me, I pay taxes" - this is what I am gonna say in my next interview for absolutely anything.
Instant winning of an argument
Same.
Same
“A knife IS life”
Rusty cage:I HAVE PURPOSE
Jack: *Puts on Vr headset*
Blue light: *intense sweating*
Aspect_Gaming 😂😂
Lmao
XD
I N T E N S E
ｉｎｔｅｎｓｅ ｓｗｅａｔｉｎｇ
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a sword in the knee..."
- Some dude with no clothes
When you dropped the knife
Jack:”I hope it doesn’t hit my foot.”
Jack:”phew!.”
I love how when that he's talking in the mirror he is just absolutely depressed the whole time
Sean: i’m sorry Patricia he’s dead
Also Sean: *stabs her in the face*
Right when i noticed this comment i saw it rn
I mean who wont do that
Eyyy Blade and Sorcery.. Nice!
I did not know you watched jacksepticeye
Same
I watch u sometimes
Kaiden Herron same
Ayy whacky 🤗
"Jacksepticeye goes CRAZY And Stabs Everyone"
Me:sounds about right
"28 stab wounds"
11:43 this looks like one of the most badass professional slashes ever
Jack: It's like gorn.
Jack's light: oh no..
Ah, the memories XD
I love the skippy dinglechalk bit in raccs vid
@@phoenix7524 yeah he's a funny youtuber
@@skippydinglechalk1697 I wonder what he is doing now
@@max-UH-million fucking your mother
Seán’s taken the “Gaelic Gladiator” title too literally
You mean garlic gladiator
Hm.. l think its good enough
as a fellow sean i agree with jack, i love violent games, WE NEED MORE BLOOD! p.s. this game allows you to kicks too, but maby you need the full body tracking?
*garlic gladiator
Ksart you beat me to that joke
Sean stabs a guy: "Oh My God!"
Also Sean: keeps stabbing the guy
Anti??
With L A U G H in the background
Jack: I'm sorry
(Stabs her again)
:skull:
Jack: "They don't even have any beer!"
Me: "Damn, he really is Irish."
As if you couldn't tell before lol
That's our Jack for ya!!!
He is
I just heard it as I read it
LMAO
Jacksepticeye: “I don’t need tips, I have a knife!”
Me: *thinking* But knives have tips
Which is why he doesnt need them
I was legit scrolling and saw this as soon as he said it😂😂😂😂
0:49 Lmfao but I’m also curious what that song was
But tip's don't have knives
Knife is tips
He didn’t stab everyone, he is the last man standing
Jack: *stabs himself*
"Right up main street" XXDD got me laughing so hard xD
New title: “Irish man trains to become the most powerful Gaelic Gladiator”
*garlic
What is a "gaelic gladiator"?
The Link good question
@@ultraviolent1914 A gladiator that belongs to one of the Gaelic Tribes. Pretty self explanatory.
15:59 And here we see the war cry of the elusive Jacksepticeye, the strongest of all Gaelic Gladiators!
Jack when he finds out there’s mods slow motion and a shitton of other weapons and magic
and jumping and being able to kill with remote weapons using the force there are truly lots of stuff that jack is missing right now
There's a lightsaber mod.
It's like the greatest mod ever.
@@walnzell9328 I know I reanacted the Anakin killing dooku scene
@@creeperyaman2541 dew it
Everyone:
“Quote by Jack”
Statement of agreement
I mean... you’re not wrong
You are right
Everyone else: *likes*
He should download the outer rim mod for this. Basically it's a star wars mod
Dillon nice name I got the same
10:22
Jack: GIVE ME YOUR LEGS
Jack a second later: *Give me the head!*
Jack: Says "Lord of the dance" once
My brain: Begins playing the entire song on repeat like it's Easter Sunday at 6am on a hilltop.
Jack: “water board him water board him” 😂😂😂😂
but the potion heals him so he wouldn't die during it.
Sean, I doubt you'll even see this but Blade and Sorcery officially launched its 1.0 version. You HAVE to play it after 4 years now.
jack: “LoOk hOw goOd loOking i aM”
*looks like seth everman”
me: “yeah sounds about right”
Master Of Corgis lmao i was just about to comment that
He do be looking kinda fresh do 👀
seth everman is a fucking sex icon you bastard
AmazingAnimal300 same
Seems legit
Jack: Where did I learn to murder so good
Me: Gorn
11:40. "Accidentally counters and kills him without even noticing ".
Jacob Tuck what
Jacob Tuck what
What
what
what
Jack: Grabs Axe
Jack: Eyes turn green with malice, his accent returns and the Gaelic Gladiator is reborn
Also Jack: 8:17
Edited: For the record that's what I love about Jack, he has such an authenticity that is so distinguishable among other UA-camrs.
"knife is life"
**Life is life intensifies in the background**
I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.
Sean:
*repeatedly stabs dead bodies*
"OH, THAT'S F****ED!"
*continues to stab dead bodies*
Jack: "I didn't do it they were dead when I got here!!"
Me: "ha! Jack's in trouble"
me: sees Deku
*claps*
DEKU
hey Bakugo
Me: *Plays reverse card* "No u"
Jack: "Where'd I learn to murder so good?"
Anti: >:)
or slitting throats
Who’s anti?
@@shoeboi4596 Antisepticeye, another darker variant of Jacksepticeye :D
@@shoeboi4596 ahh fresh meat
“THIS IS MY DANGER ZONE!!!!”
“GIVE ME YOUR KNEES!!!”
By far my most favorite video. Violent Sean is my favourite Sean😂😂😂♥️♥️♥️
Jack: “this seems too real”
Jack 3 seconds later: *Uses force to get sword*
Congrats on six thousand subs!
When a guy with no videos has more subs than someone making videos .-.
Jack: *plays blade & sorcery*
Also Jack: *doesn't use the sorcery part of the game*
I mean he didn't use the blade either. Just stabbed and pummeled people with the flat of the blade most of the time
You see jack is the type of person who plays the game normally and follow the main objective in the begining but later on will somehow get sidetracked to another game
b l a d e
Ive litteraly wanted to see him use THE FORCE
Most people don’t use the sorcery part lol
Jack:OMG I’m so sorry ugh
Jack two seconds later: I AM BLOODTHIRSTY I AM DEATH
"I'm a big toddler!"
Noted.
You're a little late on noticing that
@@LjCaples touche
Jack: gimme dem buttcheeks!
Me: He's the crazed butt stabber!
What is this, a crossover episode?
Foxy The Pirate oh shit Jack must be related to the purple shirted eye stabber XD
@@optimusprime7243 What is this, the Ultimate Crossover Episode?
"Sorry Pete Wentz but sugar we're going down!"
Me: we stan a precious Emo boy 💁🏻♀️💚
Excuse me what? 😮
Is this real?
You give me a Heart?
You have no idea what this means to me!
Thank you! I love you so much Jackaboy 💚
tete henkes now whatever you do...DONT EDIT YOUR COMMENT
i was like 👀while wearing my fall out boy sweatshirt
edit sorry just normal shirt
@@mellowlemons22 A girl of class I see 😏 I want Merch so bad but I don't have the money for it 😔
@tete henkes haha birthday present!
edit: how did you know my gender?!
waterboarding someone with a health potion would be the ultimate torture. You're suffocating, but you can't die because you're being fed health potion. So you have to keep waiting and waiting until it runs out.
Alternative title: Jack Becomes the Irish Warrior He Was Meant To Be
Yes
he's a gaelic gladiator
@Anna May is no an option?
@Johnathon Gutman was SHE HERE
that dude she's EVERYWHERE
Jack: *finds two swords*
Also jack: *becomes general grievous*
@Karina Cat no
*GENERAL KENOBI.*
RainKitsune 96 Hello there
NUGGET WILL KILL FAKE NUGGET!!
I must exterminate all the thots!
Jack: **Stabs everyone**
Anti: Ah i see you're a man of culture aswell
*Warfstache
Crossover lol
Finally a anti comment and yep 👍🏻
At least Jacks said he’s coming
12:11 top of the morning to ya,top of the morning to ya.hahah
Jack be fighting like a Leprechaun: GIMME DEM TOES
“I slit your throat! Where’d I learn how to do that?”
Me: Well, not to point fingers but- *aggressively points to Anti*
I think that you learned it from Sean
Hahah probably
*Anti sweats profusely and inches out of the room*
Alternate title: Sean being the embodiment of chaotic energy for 16 minutes
And one second😂
Joshua Dollin yes we can never forget the one second
Dumb pfp
@@justfriccoff3363 fr
jack u gotta play blades and sorcery crystal hunt i just know your gonna love it🙏🙏
Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out you can climb any surface in the game.
Tip: You can grip any "edged" surface including any cliff, ledge, corners in general, or even near vertical surface with a texture seam (not even a joke).
So he can throw people off the edge. Scar/Jack : LONG LIVE THE KING. Simba: noooooooooo
Me: sees Jack playing blade and sorcery
Also me: waiting til he realizes that there's a star wars mod
Halo mod too
G U N M O D
He didn't even figure out the spells already in the game... >.< lol
Probably an Irish mod too
"I like the small one, it's good for stabbing"
The name of the sword / dagger: *Rapier*
*ah yes, that was very close*
Coppa, realizing this isn't for kids:
"DAMNIT"
Ah, i remember Coppa...
“Jesus Christ dude shave your chin”
- Jacks entire community a couple months ago
I read this just as the scene played XD
Morgan Hofer yes love that
What you mean Couple of months.. ITs still, right now and on going.
"Toes are the best breakfast"
- Jack "eats toes" Septiceye
“Now that I have thoroughly violated a doll, let’s play the game.”
-Sean, 2020
Haven’t watch jack in so long and come back to such a funny vid I laughing all the way through 😂
when he learned that he could sprint and was talking about speed
me in my head: SPEED IS KEEEEEY!!!!
14:38 Evelyn: *watches video in amusement but concern*
I love how the longer the video goes on the more Irish Jack's accent gets
His ancient Celtic warrior blood ancestry is revealing itself!
me too
This is one of the funniest videos he's posted recently, holy shit. I love you Jack. "WATERBOARD HIM! WATERBOARD HIM"
"Come at the king with a knife, you'll regret it"
-Julius Caesar
"Speed is my name and winning is my game"
- Jack auditioning for Cars 4 (2020)
I actually wish he would
Read this as he said it.
12:27 "Oh no! It's Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy!" 😂😂😂
0:55
Peter Parker: Hey Loki, can I have some advice?
Loki: A knife.
Peter: Better advice?
Loki: Two knives.
Tori L like off of spider man
“I’m a bird mom, watch me fly.” *Jack says as he is soaring through the air*
Lmao
Jack - “haha that won’t stop me from killing you”
Jack two seconds later - “oooh I’m so sorry!”
Reds Gaming that sign won’t stop me because I can’t read
"Where did I learn to murder so good"?
Anti has entered the chat
That "Hey! Give Me Back My Sword" with the wrist jiggling around in the other hand was the funniest sh*t ever lmao
4:24 "i didnt do it! They were like that when i got here!"
*continues to stab dead bodies*
Jacksepticeye: speed is my name and winnings my game
literally everyone: don't you mean speed is key
Every Irishman ever
“I don’t even have any beer!”
Actually it's: YEAAAAAAAAA! IVE GOT ALL THE BEER
14:07
That was the perfect time to say speed is key
Jack, the legendary gaelic gladiator who makes his enemies smell his weapon
gotta make sure it smells sterile before you stab them so the blood doesn’t rust the knife
Now im spoiled
“SORRY PETE WENTZ, BUT SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN” is the best quote I’ve heard possibly ever
super confused true😂
eh
The fall out boy jokes he makes are inspiring smh
Jack: “They we’re dead when I got here”
Blood on sword
He obviously grabbed the sword to turn it in to the cops
god watching an old video of this game after playing the latest version... it's almost like two different games
We never needed a live action Witcher. We had Jack this whole time.
"Where did I learn to murder so good"
*remembers gorn*
mikuo hatsune I miss that game!
@@ragequitrome aye
Gorn is more bloody
@@mrdumbdumb4813 unless it candy
Gord?Sorry i dont know?
Nobody:
No one at all:
Jack: You ever get so mad that you beat one motherf***** with another motherf*****
Jeez I always do that, so relatible.
It happens all the time
It literally happened about an hour ago
Jack:I didn’t do it they were dead when I got here
Also jack: proceeds to beat the sh*t out of the bodies
8:05
Jack: "SWEEP THE LEGS"
Also Jack: *hits woman in crotch with ax*
"Its for science"
*aggressive sloshing*
"where did i learn to murder so good?"
*looks at Gorn*
Don't forget he's hung out with Deadpool...
Nah, I think it's just his Anti showing.
@@ginrincreates Anti had to learn from someone.
@@ginrincreates In fact, for a while Deadpool had a non-powered friend he hung out with. He wore the same outfit as DP but in green. Named Deathwish.
@@DraconicDuelist Haha, nice.
Jack's version of blade and sorcery is just the blade part
"I love the smell of toes in the morning"
Yes, potatoes.
Every Irish man wakes to smell the potatoes and then says "fiddlee dee so it is". 😂
“A knife is life”
Anti is that you?
He is lowkey possessing Jack
Anna May no
SamusZeroSuit09 he possessed Jack a long time ago. Why do you think he no longer mentions Anti?
anyone know the song there
Be Patient
“Knife is life”
*-Jack* *2020*
Anti?!
Ayleen Be patient
@Karina Cat nah
**Anti intensifies**
@@faoneill it's a bot
Had to come back to this after finally playing this myself, i love how he runs. He reminds me of frozone 😂
Is it on PlayStation?
@@homeboydino1706 unfortunately no