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  • @the-hd5cx
    @the-hd5cx 5 років тому +4983

    What's your paypal bro?
    *SORRY I ONLY USE BEENZ*

    • @MegaIanlee
      @MegaIanlee 4 роки тому

      @Rudy wyjaśnia mema 1.1k likes heh

    • @jazz21977
      @jazz21977 4 роки тому +6

      I liked 404 better ;P

    • @cullbear55
      @cullbear55 4 роки тому +20

      🅱️ E E N Z

    • @spythetired
      @spythetired 4 роки тому +3

      @@cullbear55 y e s

    • @BrianM180
      @BrianM180 4 роки тому +13

      Oh I'm Sorry
      *WHAT'S YOUR BEENZ BRO?*

  • @gioiacobucci
    @gioiacobucci 4 роки тому +2399

    Just when I got used to hearing “beenz”, they hit me with “flooz”

    • @bench3248
      @bench3248 4 роки тому +59

      flooz gang ouuh

    • @mikevids8107
      @mikevids8107 4 роки тому +33

      Just when I though I was out, they drag me back in.

    • @garf6394
      @garf6394 4 роки тому +21

      Frick flooz all my homies hate flooz

    • @hourenschaiss2
      @hourenschaiss2 4 роки тому +36

      In the moroccan dialect of arabic “ Fo'lou'ss فلوس “ pronounced "flooz" actually means "money".

    • @nothx2845
      @nothx2845 4 роки тому +2

      @@hourenschaiss2 its nOt oNlY mOrRoCan 😡

  • @petrolhead0387
    @petrolhead0387 4 роки тому +3066

    I can remember when I set up a computer for my grandparents. I showed them how to use Ask Jeeves, then google became more powerful. They refused to use google, so one day I blocked Ask Jeeves from their browser. They were stumped when it wouldn't load, I told them that Jeeves had died. They were absolutely mortified and even tried to send a condolences card to his family. They told their neighbor's that their friend in the internet had passed away, and nobody had the heart to tell them that he was about as real as the tooth fairy. It was the funniest and most horrible thing I had ever done in my life.

    • @THTB_lol
      @THTB_lol 2 роки тому +180

      that's hillarious

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono 2 роки тому +213

      you’re evil that’s so funny

    • @TopazTK
      @TopazTK 2 роки тому +54

      I mean, Jeeves was real, kinda.

    • @Rhombusreal
      @Rhombusreal 2 роки тому +2

      Idk maybe im a bit too empathetic but i just kinda feel like you were a dick to your grandparents for no reason

    • @petrolhead0387
      @petrolhead0387 2 роки тому +144

      @@Rhombusreal yeah I'm a dick. I only spend my time outside of work looking after them, getting their shopping, cleaning their house, helping my grandad in and out of the bath. Or using my personal leave to take them to their hospital appointments, I selfishly took a weekend away on holiday in 2016, but I've not been away since then, because I need to save all my leave for them, and if I don't it makes me a dick.

  • @RockandrollNegro
    @RockandrollNegro 5 років тому +2713

    I had almost enough beenz to buy a Dreamcast. Then beenz went away and I had to use real money to buy a PS2.

  • @spartonberry
    @spartonberry 5 років тому +4345

    "Are your friends worth 250 beenz?" A question we should ask ourselves each day.

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 5 років тому +37

      Depends on who you ask.

    • @32BitLink
      @32BitLink 5 років тому +95

      2.50 is a cheap price for people

    • @FiresplitterX
      @FiresplitterX 5 років тому +129

      I mean, if Mr. Krabs could sell Spongebob's soul for 62 cents, who am I to argue?

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 5 років тому +16

      @@32BitLink hey, not in the 1800!

    • @wdfghjkl
      @wdfghjkl 5 років тому +15

      I been thinking bout thos beans

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 4 роки тому +322

    My God look at all that late 90s web design
    It's beautiful

  • @gabrielkellar1935
    @gabrielkellar1935 5 років тому +5916

    Imagine living in a world where the name of currency is beenz

  • @EmulsionTime
    @EmulsionTime 5 років тому +2748

    "Beanz would get a lot of grief, even appearing in several lists of the greatest dotcom disasters, but honestly I don't think they deserve it."
    (video title "One of Greatest dotcom Disasters of all Time")

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 роки тому +127

      They didn’t deserve it, but it happened anyway.

    • @prof298
      @prof298 4 роки тому +43

      He explains in the description that it's what the list he found called it.

    • @wulf7744
      @wulf7744 4 роки тому +13

      @@prof298 its 2020 people are still reading the description?

    • @ryan-heath
      @ryan-heath 4 роки тому +6

      AfroUchiha neither the video, only the comments.

    • @riplix20
      @riplix20 4 роки тому +46

      @@wulf7744 its 2020 and people still don't read descriptions?

  • @tehtnaz
    @tehtnaz 4 роки тому +420

    "Do you take card?" "No, only beenz"

    • @RandomTRandomReal
      @RandomTRandomReal 4 роки тому +6

      *b e e n z*

    • @Alibm80
      @Alibm80 3 роки тому +1

      Oh no. I’ll find a grocery store and come back. 🙄

    • @tehtnaz
      @tehtnaz 3 роки тому +2

      once again another unfunny comment that has come back to haunt me

    • @antidevgodot
      @antidevgodot 2 роки тому

      @@tehtnaz Lol

    • @Olflix
      @Olflix Рік тому

      And it will haunt you again 2 years later@@tehtnaz

  • @MisterSouji
    @MisterSouji 5 років тому +2296

    I'm still waiting to trade my beenz in for that Dreamcast

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 5 років тому +23

      *þat

    • @varikvalefor3773
      @varikvalefor3773 5 років тому +14

      kitty cat?: The thorn character is deprecated.

    • @electroflame6188
      @electroflame6188 5 років тому +10

      @@kittycat-sc7je */ðæʔ/

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 років тому +12

      People still use words that contain it in phrases like "þe olde", but the usually misspell it "ye olde" (ye is the plural of you; þe is an alternate spelling of the).
      so… :-þ

    • @varikvalefor3773
      @varikvalefor3773 5 років тому +1

      Jivan Scarano: "Thee" and "thou" are singular, and "you" and "ye" are plural.

  • @blackoverblueskies6221
    @blackoverblueskies6221 5 років тому +4474

    Beenz looks like an app that’ll make you fill out surveys

    • @KJ7QLV
      @KJ7QLV 5 років тому +165

      Didn't all apps look like that in 1999?

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki 5 років тому +184

      ​@@KJ7QLV Hello, I'm from 1999. What's an app?

    • @blackoverblueskies6221
      @blackoverblueskies6221 5 років тому +40

      Kyle Freed I meant to write "Today's Beenz app"

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 5 років тому +3

      Cythil pretty sure it was a joke

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 5 років тому +7

      @@wolfzmusic9706 So was my lame response ;)

  • @hfontanez98
    @hfontanez98 4 роки тому +117

    I am almost 52 years old. I've been using the Internet since 1991. How in the hell did I miss out on this?

    • @wilsonanderson1415
      @wilsonanderson1415 2 роки тому +7

      This might be one of the more obscure things that early internet had to offer. Either low bandwidth, living in developing country, or just rarely visiting the web might be the reason, since back then, Internet were more of a luxury than a necessity.

    • @theaznshadow
      @theaznshadow 9 місяців тому

      Likely bcuz it was utter crap

  • @KhaiJbach
    @KhaiJbach 5 років тому +3766

    "today a Hacker stole 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 nectar points. Police are looking for a disappointed man with a small wine glass...."

    • @pikatheminecrafter
      @pikatheminecrafter 5 років тому +98

      Are you saying Nectar hyperinflated?

    • @justas423
      @justas423 5 років тому +106

      @@pikatheminecrafter dude that number is like a trillion. Definitely hyperinflation

    • @AbsoluteBarstool
      @AbsoluteBarstool 5 років тому +298

      500 quintillion Nectar Points really is a dream
      You could buy at least two bags of crisps with that

    • @Connotative
      @Connotative 5 років тому +20

      @@justas423 its 500 quintillion

    • @pikatheminecrafter
      @pikatheminecrafter 5 років тому +22

      @@Connotative it's 500 long trillion, but I don't think most people use long numbers.

  • @The_Soda_Man
    @The_Soda_Man 5 років тому +3119

    The fact that it was called "Beenz" makes me want to throw a brick through a window.

    • @jermafan111
      @jermafan111 4 роки тому +270

      You have earned 150 beenz for this comment.

    • @rainbowhat4990
      @rainbowhat4990 4 роки тому +47

      beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 4 роки тому +55

      Why throw a perfectly good brick when you can defenestrate a perfectly useless beenz?

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 4 роки тому +4

      @@darkcoeficient Been?

    • @dracenmarx
      @dracenmarx 4 роки тому +4

      This is one of the best and most fitting comments I've ever seen, seriously!

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 4 роки тому +547

    "This man of colour is investing in Beanz!"

    • @Jack-nn6gn
      @Jack-nn6gn 4 роки тому +84

      "in a movie theater no less!!"

    • @Tauva
      @Tauva 4 роки тому +44

      While watching the second installation in a trilogy of films about talking automobiles

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 4 роки тому +20

      "This woman of color is investing in flooz!"
      damn gender politics

    • @WonderfulBoness
      @WonderfulBoness 4 роки тому +6

      @@RabidlyTaboo wot

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 4 роки тому +19

      "This colored male of African descent is earning an online currency called beenz."

  • @Lee-fw5bd
    @Lee-fw5bd 5 років тому +385

    It's crazy how quickly this faded from public memory. I was a kid in the early 2000s and I have never heard of this or seen any of its iconography before

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 2 роки тому +2

      it is iconography?

    • @Lee-fw5bd
      @Lee-fw5bd 2 роки тому +4

      @@taffyadam6031 what?

    • @weightedtraininggear
      @weightedtraininggear 2 роки тому +10

      @@Lee-fw5bd they're being snarky about you using it's instead of its

    • @Lee-fw5bd
      @Lee-fw5bd 2 роки тому +13

      @@weightedtraininggear ah. Gotcha. It was 3 years ago so I can't really explain that but I'll edit it I guess. Thanks for pointing it out

    • @ljmill
      @ljmill 2 роки тому +8

      I was a terminally online kid in the 90s and beyond and I never heard of beenz before either

  • @tonchito1449
    @tonchito1449 5 років тому +1307

    I guess you could say:
    The Beenz’ stock...
    Never sprouted.

  • @Dainted9608
    @Dainted9608 4 роки тому +294

    If beenz replaced PayPal I could just imagine a cashier saying “Would you like to pay in cash or card?” and then the costumer says “Sorry, but I use B E E N Z!” lol

  • @dandanthedandan7558
    @dandanthedandan7558 5 років тому +1531

    Imagine an alternate world where most of the major real-world currency has hyperinflated due to the Great Depression and Beenz became a household currency in most developed countries

    • @Sanelicv
      @Sanelicv 4 роки тому +86

      Greetings from Perú, Beenz are our official currency since 2002.

    • @cesarcastillo7129
      @cesarcastillo7129 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sanelicv calla peruano

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 роки тому +10

      ah, hello fellow time traveler

    • @lajenehuen260
      @lajenehuen260 4 роки тому +7

      @@Sanelicv Argentina starts using beenz when?

    • @catnium
      @catnium 4 роки тому +16

      now imagine the real world history that actually happend in actual real life
      back when rice was used as currency in the east.
      Just when you thought you are save to make some humor real life history comes to kick your attempt in the nuts
      weird shit huh.

  • @RikkiSan1
    @RikkiSan1 5 років тому +809

    Me and the boys in 1999 looking for Beenz

    • @claudiolluberes111
      @claudiolluberes111 5 років тому +30

      Thanks dude, I thought for a second I wouldn't find a comment like this down here.

    • @RikkiSan1
      @RikkiSan1 5 років тому +22

      @@claudiolluberes111 i didnt see any...so duty called lol

    • @PikaPerfect
      @PikaPerfect 5 років тому +9

      your avatar is scary similar to the bad dragon logo and if that wasn't intentional, i'm sorry

    • @RikkiSan1
      @RikkiSan1 5 років тому +5

      @@PikaPerfect No, its the emblem of the Salamanders from Warhammer 40k....you heretic.

    • @budgiethedutchangeldragon782
      @budgiethedutchangeldragon782 5 років тому

      Lmao

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 2 роки тому +30

    They parodied this currency model in the game Hypnospace Outlaw. It’s an alternate universe 1990s internet where you play as “internet police”. It was called “Hypnocoin”. You could use them to buy wallpapers, music, etc. Commercial sites used them just like they were described in the video too where users were paid hypnocoin for taking surveys and there was even coin tracking too.

    • @archive94
      @archive94 Рік тому +4

      Then you got the really bad Cashtap thing or something. Forget what it's called, haven't played since 2020. There was a mission where you had to get rid of the currency from almost everything you could find it on.

    • @liamsgreatbitgaming
      @liamsgreatbitgaming Рік тому

      ⁠@@archive94capacash I believe

  • @doncarlin9081
    @doncarlin9081 5 років тому +94

    You should do one on eBates, we had to study them as a business case example of a really bad business idea during my MBA program. Their plan was to sell merchandise at a ridiculously high markup, then customers would fill out a rebate to get 100% of it back. Apparently the founders thought the usual low turnout for normal retail rebates would apply to them, that essentially that only 5 to 10% of buyers would claim the rebates. That was not the case, customers were filing for rebates at well over 90% which of course made eBates unsustainable and they went out of business quickly, leaving many customers stuck with merchandise that they paid a markup many times over the MSRP.

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 5 років тому +633

    Reminds me of It's Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis make their own currency but completely misunderstood how the economy works

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 5 років тому +8

      That's exactly what i was thinking of.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 5 років тому +4

      What episode is that?

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 5 років тому +13

      @@KnakuanaRka "The Great Recession"

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 5 років тому +29

      Paddy's Dollars: Gone, but not forgotten

    • @giga9955
      @giga9955 5 років тому +17

      It’s a self sustaining economy; we need more Paddy’s dollars !

  • @LoopyLongplays
    @LoopyLongplays 4 роки тому +38

    Me - How much is that book?
    Fred & George - 100 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

    • @gabrielrobinson1279
      @gabrielrobinson1279 3 роки тому

      Yes of course my brain still remembers this game from nearly 2 decades ago, and specifically that line, why wouldn't it?

  • @roostergentry
    @roostergentry 5 років тому +1639

    Beenz kinda sounds like a weird precursor to crypto currencies

    • @MelodieOctavia
      @MelodieOctavia 5 років тому +172

      I wonder if Beenz will ever come back as a sort of corporate friendly crypto.

    • @truelethal1771
      @truelethal1771 5 років тому +66

      same thing I thought. reminds me a little of brave browser rewards

    • @mz7316
      @mz7316 5 років тому +11

      Well, Libra is basically that.

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 5 років тому +91

      @@mz7316 Except run by Facebook and thus more flawed.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 5 років тому +25

      Beenzcoin!

  • @Engineer12798
    @Engineer12798 5 років тому +358

    I forgot to link my youtube account with my beenz account, so I couldn't get the free 150 beenz for watching this video.

    • @lorumipsum1129
      @lorumipsum1129 5 років тому +5

      Engineer12798 better then linking it to Google plus

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 роки тому +1

      Now you have 150 likes.

    • @Pouzdraken
      @Pouzdraken 4 роки тому +1

      If that could happen, I’d probably have like millions of beenz a year to spend
      help

  • @CapsUnlocked
    @CapsUnlocked 4 роки тому +66

    14:54 You just made a lot of people check their discord.

  • @arkatub
    @arkatub 5 років тому +1731

    I put all my money in beenz and ignored bitcoin.

    • @ryanmalin
      @ryanmalin 5 років тому +102

      Flooz was better. You could wash dirty money easy with that one

    • @とふこ
      @とふこ 5 років тому +37

      Beenz to the moon, hodl beenz

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 5 років тому +19

      Outstanding move!

    • @IxodesPersulcatus
      @IxodesPersulcatus 5 років тому +10

      At least people don't hate your guts.

    • @xplinux22
      @xplinux22 5 років тому +25

      @@とふこ They should bring it back as a new cryptocurrency. 1 BNZ = 1 BNZ!

  • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
    @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 5 років тому +357

    Beenz... Schemes... Redeem... and themes...
    so many rhyming possibilities... a marketers wet dream.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 роки тому +5

      Pawn-Beenz Schemes.

    • @SantiagoAbud
      @SantiagoAbud 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe that was the reason.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 4 роки тому +7

      I creamed

    • @YirbyBond00Y
      @YirbyBond00Y 4 роки тому +2

      @@SeaJay_Oceans Scheemz

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 роки тому +1

      @@YirbyBond00Y More like schemers, deploying the BitCoin digital currency against old paper currency - not as a replacement, just as market manipulation...while the blockchain has zero real value.

  • @tehbeanz5062
    @tehbeanz5062 4 роки тому +66

    7:08
    "le beenz"
    man dies of laughter in his house

    • @frstwhsprs
      @frstwhsprs 5 місяців тому +1

      The 'le' brainrot is real 😂 My favorite type of brainrot back in the day!

  • @BubbafromSapperton
    @BubbafromSapperton 5 років тому +1619

    Now they're "has-beenz" 🤣

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight 5 років тому +16

      I was disappointed Nostalgia Nerd didn't make this joke, ngl.

    • @bshpev
      @bshpev 5 років тому +24

      fuckin'... that pun hurt. You win Internet points... they're worth less than beenz.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 5 років тому +6

      (standing ovation)

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 5 років тому +2

      Listen here you fr*cking sh*thead

    • @TechnoMinarchist
      @TechnoMinarchist 5 років тому +4

      I mean, calling themselves Beenz was their first mistake

  • @ucankushincorporations1318
    @ucankushincorporations1318 5 років тому +667

    14:53 i thought the discord sound was from me
    there is also one more at 21:23

    • @Skylarr
      @Skylarr 5 років тому +61

      i was so confused lmao

    • @SoaringMoon
      @SoaringMoon 5 років тому +17

      Same

    • @eyesofnova
      @eyesofnova 5 років тому +29

      dude, I checked my laptop for a new message lol

    • @hakemon
      @hakemon 5 років тому +30

      I was looking over at my Discord confused, then I realized it was picked up on his side. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @EStarstruck
      @EStarstruck 5 років тому +4

      got me, too

  • @takemehome5749
    @takemehome5749 4 роки тому +62

    this takes a whole new meaning for "me and the boys at 2 am looking for beenz"

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 5 років тому +57

    The fact I've never heard of beenz is a telling sign on how this will end.

  • @98JSB
    @98JSB 5 років тому +406

    11:56 ihatestarwars.com
    "Even the most ardent fan must be fed up with the hype"
    good to see the internet hasn't changed at all.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 5 років тому +16

      This was probably just before or right after Episode I.

    • @AximVidya
      @AximVidya 5 років тому +15

      Well, star wars 1-3 were almost as bad as 7-9 are, so I can understand the hate.

    • @genghisconn7770
      @genghisconn7770 5 років тому +12

      It's actually a pretty funny read. As someone who definitely is too young to have experienced the internet at this time it is a weirdly personal experience. Like, it's almost surreal how much this whole site just seems like a blog entry from some random disgruntled fan. Anyways, here's the link to the site as it was in 1999: web.archive.org/web/19991012045056/ihatestarwars.com/main.html

    • @cacomeat7385
      @cacomeat7385 5 років тому +3

      @Ralof Of Riverwood yeah it was actually fun to watch unlike the snorefests that were Episode 1 and 2

    • @Marshtard
      @Marshtard 5 років тому +1

      obligatory comment saying "at least the music is good"

  • @ejakalana20
    @ejakalana20 4 роки тому +97

    i spent a whole 30 seconds checking all my discord groups because of 14:53 so thats kinda epic

  • @AsterInDis
    @AsterInDis 5 років тому +37

    Heads up, the clip from "The Real World" (starting at 3:49 ) has an incredibly high pitched noise in it. Like, one of those "mosquito noises" that are used to annoy teens that older adults can't hear type noises.

  • @hobbswindrod
    @hobbswindrod 5 років тому +1502

    I just watched twenty minutes about something that wasn’t even in my lifetime that I didn’t even know existed

    • @deltan6212
      @deltan6212 5 років тому +45

      Im guessing you werent the brightest kid in History class.

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 5 років тому +83

      Deltan no I was born in 2007 and we haven’t cover the 90s yet lol

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 5 років тому +206

      Wait why tf would I learn about beenz

    • @Fuckblmfuckpalestine
      @Fuckblmfuckpalestine 5 років тому +95

      @@hobbswindrod don't listen to that stupid ass I was born in this era and didn't know of it

    • @chi7087
      @chi7087 5 років тому +154

      Deltan LOL why tf would a history class take time out of a lesson plan to talk about a failed precursor to crypto currency?

  • @em84c
    @em84c 4 роки тому +21

    I remember being so excited when I got approved for a credit card (with a $200 limit) because I could finally shop online!
    So many sites didn't ship to Australia back then though. :(
    It's so good you just need a debit card now. I don't have a credit card anymore.

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 5 років тому +156

    "I could get 100 free beenz".
    Then you can bury them in your garden wait for the beanstalk to grow and then steal the giant's golden goose.

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 5 років тому +151

    You all laughed at me when I bought those three magic beenz.
    *Who's laughing now?!?!*
    You.

  • @TheLiverpoolDelta
    @TheLiverpoolDelta 4 роки тому +10

    I used to love Beenz. I used to sit in college collecting them all lesson then gamble them on a site called bet n win. Thanks for posting.

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail 5 років тому +66

    It’s an autumn evening in 2000. You’re in your bedroom with the lights dimmed and with a blanked draped over you and the comfy chair you’re in. The noise of the TV in the background and the purring of your cat sleeping in your lap soothes you as you redeem 150 Beenz. All is quiet, all is well.

  • @westganton
    @westganton 5 років тому +113

    The name 'Beenz' pisses me off and I don't know why

    • @c5ys543
      @c5ys543 5 років тому +10

      dammit now that you mention it, it does

    • @jackdavenport5011
      @jackdavenport5011 4 роки тому +5

      It’s just spelt really stupidly

    • @infernix2k
      @infernix2k 3 роки тому +1

      I didn’t notice, but it does

  • @aterack833
    @aterack833 4 роки тому +118

    Surprised at the lack of “this _ eating beans” related comments

  • @hhs_leviathan
    @hhs_leviathan 5 років тому +343

    I sincerely hope that when they went under the letter to the clients looked like this:
    Dear Sir/Madam,
    *YOU FREAKING MORON! YOU JUST GOT BEANED!*

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 5 років тому +136

    Paypal started as a beenz competitor, who knew?

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 4 роки тому +24

      And just think if Beenz were successful and Paypal failed instead, Elon Musk might have lost all his money and be bum on the street instead of one of the richest men in the world...

    • @BlvckMidas
      @BlvckMidas 4 роки тому +11

      James Laforme no he wouldnt. Elons family has money stemming from times of slavery in South Africa. He would be slightly less rich, just most likely not famous at all

    • @firestone181
      @firestone181 4 роки тому

      Brony? Or a MLP fan?

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 4 роки тому +10

      @@BlvckMidas a small loan of a million blacks

    • @YourAverageMulti
      @YourAverageMulti 4 роки тому +4

      @@firestone181 They're practically the same thing lmao

  • @tedlovejesus
    @tedlovejesus 4 роки тому +22

    I were in 8th grade and done a phone-in quiz for a radio program, and I won 10000 Beenz 😏
    I bought one album of the most famous Japanese pop artist at the time and that’s it lol.. I didn’t know it was a thing at all, and this was in Hong Kong in 1999 I believe

  • @max9739
    @max9739 5 років тому +86

    "they all got scared and started selling their beenz" - Hey, i've seen this one before, its a classic!

  • @GBlastMan
    @GBlastMan 5 років тому +76

    They had an Beenz rap? really? but of course they had it was the 90's everything had a rap song at that time

    • @esseubot
      @esseubot 5 років тому +4

      I'm trying to find that rap for an hour to no luck. sadly.

    • @nihilvox
      @nihilvox 5 років тому +6

      Check out the Tennessee Bicentennial Rap.
      Officially a state song of Tennessee, and so far as I can tell the only recording that exists is by an old white lady who presumably also wrote it.

    • @ZachCG
      @ZachCG 5 років тому

      esseubot DUDE ME TOO WE NEEED IT

  • @kingd8232
    @kingd8232 4 роки тому +49

    "THIS USER INVESTING IN BEENZ"

  • @joshreiman
    @joshreiman 5 років тому +21

    Thank you so much for making this. I don't remember beenz at all, but I worked at a major ISP from 1999-2001 as an engineer doing backend stuff and because of that I really didn't pay much attention to what was happening on the web. I also want to give you props for not mentioning the September 11 2001 attacks. While the events that happened that day had a major effect on the world and possibly the global economy, the dotcom bubble burst would have happened regardless.
    Cheers!

  • @generalpsyduck2624
    @generalpsyduck2624 5 років тому +257

    This just simply made me say "Beenz" repeatedly until it lost all meaning.

    • @eljakimdeclerck1941
      @eljakimdeclerck1941 5 років тому +13

      love those semantic sensations
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      sem an tic
      sen sa tion

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 роки тому +1

      I do that with a lot of words, I don't know what English is anymore.

    • @Havron
      @Havron 3 роки тому +5

      @@eljakimdeclerck1941 *satiation

  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins 4 роки тому +18

    Would love to see a video on this subject with Lockerz someday. It came out of nowhere and was gone just as fast, yet somehow a friend of mine still managed to win an iPad off of it.

  • @ghilliem.g.5824
    @ghilliem.g.5824 5 років тому +607

    the first crypto currency was B E E N Z
    im so proud of this comunity

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 5 років тому +50

      Wasn't really crypto, with no work that "makes you rich"
      It was more like in game currency nowadays.
      You got the points, you can't exchange them for money, but you can use them to buy stuff online.

    • @ghilliem.g.5824
      @ghilliem.g.5824 5 років тому +4

      @@HappyBeezerStudios :(

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 5 років тому +6

      We should make it a thing again

    • @catplayingapiano2799
      @catplayingapiano2799 5 років тому +1

      uma delicia

    • @lowfn
      @lowfn 5 років тому +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios ​ Scientia Enigma
      The joke

  • @justas423
    @justas423 5 років тому +148

    TL;DR The Great beenz Depression ruined everything

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 4 роки тому +15

    1:19
    I can't watch that without thinking about the YTP constantly.

  • @PunkTiger
    @PunkTiger 5 років тому +93

    I was online and in my 30s during most of the 1990s, and I've never heard of this before. I've heard of Flooz, but not Beenz.

    • @rancidbeef582
      @rancidbeef582 5 років тому +15

      Yeah, I'm about the same age and never heard of Beenz either. Maybe I was too busy buying huge bags of cat food cheaper than at the box stores and with free shipping from pets.com :-)

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 5 років тому +3

      I'm in my late 30's now and I knew Beenz in 2001, but only via an Internet Magazine, it had an alternative currency section. I never actually saw Beenz on the Internet itself.

    • @PlasticCogLiquid
      @PlasticCogLiquid 5 років тому +7

      I'm guessing any of us that used pop-up blockers at the time probably never heard of Beenz :]

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 5 років тому +1

      Yeah, I was on the web during this time and don't remember this. I was a bit on the younger side at about 16/17, so maybe it was because I wasn't really buying things online.

    • @huskyfluffers9017
      @huskyfluffers9017 5 років тому +2

      owo what's this?

  • @Roxas09202
    @Roxas09202 5 років тому +68

    This business model was actually so rad. Marketing to consumers but gaining profit from companies is pretty interesting and unique.

    • @klausstock8020
      @klausstock8020 11 місяців тому

      A currency which is not a currency. A loyalty program which does not reward loyalty (except to itself). Not sure about the business model...but the marketing definitely did it.

  • @talkingtechnically
    @talkingtechnically 4 роки тому +45

    This is literally Swagbucks but with more innovation and less famous.

    • @_nom_
      @_nom_ 4 роки тому +1

      Never heard of swagbucks. O.o

  • @OkSharkey
    @OkSharkey 5 років тому +131

    I;m thinking about thos Beenz

  • @MooresLawIsDead
    @MooresLawIsDead 5 років тому +31

    The lack of a reference to Bitcoin and Cryptocurrencies is obscenely odd. I mean this entire operation sounds exactly like one of those "non Scam" ICO's that fell apart during a bubble burst. It's one of the original ICO's...

  • @uirusux
    @uirusux 4 роки тому +3

    One of the best documentaries/essays on the site. I come back to it from time to time.

  • @Lunchpacked180
    @Lunchpacked180 5 років тому +131

    someone didn't hate starwars enough to keep ihatestarwars alive

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 5 років тому +26

      If that was around 2018, we could seen a cult following lol

    • @CardboardSliver
      @CardboardSliver 5 років тому +7

      It should come back.

    • @jhlc1235
      @jhlc1235 5 років тому +1

      @Feeble Bastard no u

  • @JasonSchoeman
    @JasonSchoeman 5 років тому +207

    Aaah those days - When Google's slogan still was - Do no evil. How things have changed.

    • @crunchychips8123
      @crunchychips8123 5 років тому +41

      "Don't be evil".

    • @andymadden8183
      @andymadden8183 5 років тому +54

      Actually, it was "Don't Be Evil". They quietly removed it from their code of ethics a few years ago.

    • @vurpo7080
      @vurpo7080 5 років тому +18

      "Don't be evil" is still in their code of conduct, but they have moved it from the top to the bottom.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 5 років тому +10

      It was never a policy. Google has always been evil.

    • @hicknopunk
      @hicknopunk 5 років тому +5

      @Shardion I don't trust the tor network. Otherwise, yeah.

  • @Bubbles-od2zm
    @Bubbles-od2zm 4 роки тому +196

    “Cast your mind back to 1998.”
    Me: *was born in 2001* “okay”

    • @putraduha3176
      @putraduha3176 4 роки тому +5

      Hmm warm folicle

    • @MrDoe-nw4ev
      @MrDoe-nw4ev 4 роки тому +5

      Back to the sack with you. I'm off to my nap

    • @og.K7
      @og.K7 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrDoe-nw4ev wut

    • @MrDoe-nw4ev
      @MrDoe-nw4ev 4 роки тому +5

      @@og.K7 I was a toddler he was an egg

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 4 роки тому +3

      Good times. Alledgedly. I don't really remember much, but I am pretty sure I didn't have work and responsibilities at age 2. :D

  • @kkloikok
    @kkloikok 5 років тому +50

    What a primitive time. Conducting bartering with beens. The 90s was a scary time.

  • @asclepihex
    @asclepihex 5 років тому +89

    WHERE CAN I FIND THE SONG AT THE END??
    YKNOW, THE BEENZ.COM WILD WILD WEST COVER? THATS LIKE AN ACTUAL BOP

    • @n00b614
      @n00b614 5 років тому +8

      Same, I am looking all over for that shit. Please let me know.

    • @dincc8568
      @dincc8568 4 роки тому +4

      I need the Beenz rap in my life

    • @YuukiTakemoto1996
      @YuukiTakemoto1996 4 роки тому +2

      Wow Wow.

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 4 роки тому +5

      putting this here as a bookmark for me to get notified when it’s found

    • @ep6253
      @ep6253 4 роки тому +1

      Bookmark for the beenz rap

  • @gupdoo3
    @gupdoo3 2 роки тому +1

    What an interesting video on a topic with absolutely no modern-day parallels

  • @colonelk3000
    @colonelk3000 5 років тому +69

    This is my internet era and I have absolutely no memory of it haha. I remember the lack of interest in WAP being dubbed WAPathy though

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 5 років тому +8

      I don't remember beanz either. This video is the first time ive heard of beanz.

    • @hgbugalou
      @hgbugalou 5 років тому +1

      I don't remember it because I was too young to have a regular income and cash was still king in my world.

    • @danguy2009
      @danguy2009 5 років тому +1

      Same, I don't remember it neither.

    • @BubblegumLightsaber
      @BubblegumLightsaber 5 років тому +3

      Same, I started going online in 1994-95 (as a teenager) and I don't remember Beenz at all. This video didn't even trigger anything in my subconscious.

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 5 років тому +3

      I spent at least a day of my life learning to make web pages for WAP.
      I want my day back.

  • @saaiesue5186
    @saaiesue5186 5 років тому +17

    I can already hear Ron yelling: ”A BEAN”. Thank you ‘Kevin’ (cmk) for ruining my internet immersion .
    Great video as always

    • @chandlernorth249
      @chandlernorth249 5 років тому +1

      Really, the reason Ron was so excited over beans is because he kept confusing them for Beenz.

  • @TheClintonio
    @TheClintonio 2 роки тому +2

    This reopened a memory I completely forgot I had. I feel like I saw these in magazines as adverts when I was a kid.

  • @TheKd8lvt
    @TheKd8lvt 5 років тому +308

    14:55
    Video: *discord noise*
    Me: *eyes flick down to taskbar*
    Discord: "Nope, false alarm, continue about your day."

    • @Jay-uu5lu
      @Jay-uu5lu 4 роки тому +5

      Wtf is discord

    • @poble
      @poble 4 роки тому +12

      @@Jay-uu5lu it's like skype but better

    • @radish6691
      @radish6691 4 роки тому

      Poble II Wtf is Skype?

    • @Explosivewaveofnut
      @Explosivewaveofnut 4 роки тому +1

      @@radish6691 a
      Please tell me if you are joking

    • @Explosivewaveofnut
      @Explosivewaveofnut 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jay-uu5lu if you're joking the r/woosh me if you're not joking then how do you not know look at your username.

  • @Charky_Creations
    @Charky_Creations 5 років тому +115

    Beenz meenz... Redeemz? Something doesn't sound right here...

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 5 років тому +7

      then what about Mercedes-Benz

    • @Charky_Creations
      @Charky_Creations 5 років тому +6

      @@KokoroKatsura ?
      I'm referring to the fact that "beanz meanz Heinz" was has been a thing since the dawn of time

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 5 років тому

      @@KokoroKatsura can you buy one with Mercedes-Beenz?

  • @ca-ke9493
    @ca-ke9493 4 роки тому +3

    that beenz bus picture is from Singapore...I was not expecting beenz to have come anywhere near I where I lived...

  • @andriypredmyrskyy7791
    @andriypredmyrskyy7791 5 років тому +9

    man, closed captions are the best.
    "... teetering on the edge.
    [Peaceful but telling notes]"

  • @dogboy0912
    @dogboy0912 5 років тому +21

    God out is mind blowing how much changed on the internet in that time period from say 1998 to 2003, only 5 years, compared to today.

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 4 роки тому +5

    Man, at 11:32 he mentions Ebay looking for ways to do online payments.
    That brings me back. I used Ebay way back in the day when it was just auctions and you had to pay for everything by check or money order. I think there was some sort of I-Escrow service you could use, but that was complicated and rare. I always just sent money orders, so that the seller didn't have to wait for a check to clear.

  • @drewbocop
    @drewbocop 5 років тому +9

    I am so, so happy you posted that clip from the Real World because that has been burned into my brain for years and I could never find it because I couldn't remember his name nor the season it was from. I'll never forget the one chick's reaction. You have done me a great service on this day. Thank you.

  • @NANNO_FEMBOY
    @NANNO_FEMBOY 5 років тому +86

    Me and the boys at 2am looking for some BEENZ

  • @lvlheadedrebel
    @lvlheadedrebel 4 роки тому +9

    I love how there's that shot of a magazine quote from Uri Geller snuck in haha. EDIT: For once in that man's whole career, he wasn't lying

  • @p0tatob0ys
    @p0tatob0ys 5 років тому +342

    'I dont think they deserve to be called one of the greatest dotcom disasters' ... Calls video 'Beenz: One of Greatest dotcom Disasters of all Time...'

    • @foxmcleod
      @foxmcleod 5 років тому +29

      Here is a wild idea: read the description too "Beenz: One of Greatest dotcom Disasters of all Time... ... that's according to CNet at least, who put it in their top 10 greatest defunct Web sites and dotcom disasters all time. That's not how I arrived here though"

    • @p0tatob0ys
      @p0tatob0ys 5 років тому +8

      @@foxmcleod Here's an incredible revelation. I did.

    • @foxmcleod
      @foxmcleod 5 років тому +17

      @@p0tatob0ys and you still didn't manage to grasp what he meant. Well done. Thanks for confirming my suspicions.

    • @p0tatob0ys
      @p0tatob0ys 5 років тому +13

      @@foxmcleod Always a pleasure o' wise and great keyboard warrior.

    • @spud3149
      @spud3149 5 років тому +4

      Wow.. Dick.

  • @gabrielvault1694
    @gabrielvault1694 5 років тому +34

    Bruh somebody robbed me out of all of my *BEENZ* 😤😩😔

  • @marcar9marcar972
    @marcar9marcar972 2 роки тому +6

    Honestly Beenz was a bit ahead of it’s time. Kinda like Bitcoin before Bitcoin

  • @AlecLeigh
    @AlecLeigh 5 років тому +126

    Been using, and working with the internet since 1996, never heard of Beenz

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 5 років тому +14

      They were popular for all of a year or so, pretty much gone in the blink of an eye. We got our first PC in 95 and I remember Beenz.

    • @AlecLeigh
      @AlecLeigh 5 років тому +12

      @@Brando56894 strange, legitimately never heard of them. Nice piece of internet history though.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 5 років тому +5

      Same here.

    • @common_c3nts
      @common_c3nts 5 років тому +1

      Yep, lived on the internet as a kid at that time and always looked at all the deals and schemes. Never heard of beenz.

    • @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047
      @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047 5 років тому

      Mandela Effect!

  • @brux357
    @brux357 5 років тому +219

    “2000: le beenz”

  • @daniexists6
    @daniexists6 2 роки тому +12

    Wow, it's almost like the concept of internet based currency with zero actual value will always be doomed to failure. *Cough cough*

    • @TubbyJ420
      @TubbyJ420 2 роки тому +4

      But it sure is fun watching all the crypto bros loose their life savings in nft scams & grifts lol

  • @TheCottonCandie
    @TheCottonCandie 5 років тому +103

    at 14:50, i hope i wasn't the only one checking my discord there. rip.

    • @frostychocolatemilkshakes2944
      @frostychocolatemilkshakes2944 5 років тому +12

      Its starting to piss me off how often this happens in videos now.

    • @TheUltimateBlooper
      @TheUltimateBlooper 5 років тому +4

      I explicitly waited to finish the video to see what the message was...
      Two problems..
      1) The blip was in the video...
      2) My Discord is ALWAYS muted...
      Fuck xD

    • @BigOlSmellyFlashlight
      @BigOlSmellyFlashlight 4 роки тому +1

      did he record music off stereo mix? how the heck did it even get in there

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 5 років тому +15

    Me and the boys on '98 looking for some *BEENZ*

  • @SystemID9
    @SystemID9 3 роки тому +3

    Great video. I remember collecting Beenz as a kid.

  • @a500
    @a500 5 років тому +7

    I'm glad to have been here to watch this.
    Weirdly I can't remember beenz. Must have passed me by.

  • @Rayofficial13565
    @Rayofficial13565 5 років тому +15

    I got Beenz as a Christmas bonus in 1999. Never redeemed them.

  • @quietusplus1221
    @quietusplus1221 4 роки тому +2

    These videos are so in-depth. Loving this channel (watching the backlog atm, discovered it past week)

  • @hgbugalou
    @hgbugalou 5 років тому +120

    Quick, some spin up an ICO and make beenz a crypto.

    • @zimbu_
      @zimbu_ 5 років тому +10

      Just rename Libra to beenz. They both use a middleman (authorized resellers in libra, online stores in beenz) instead of getting the coin directly from the parent company or mining yourself. Also, beenz is a better name for a coin anyway.

    • @ahniandfriends123
      @ahniandfriends123 5 років тому +1

      Beenzconeeeeeet!

  • @Misuune
    @Misuune 5 років тому +70

    14:53
    Turn off that Discord, man.

    • @andybaldman
      @andybaldman 4 роки тому +5

      Ha! I heard that too! Wasn't expecting to see a comment on it though. :)

  • @thishonestgrifter
    @thishonestgrifter 4 роки тому +1

    I was born in 2000, and still have SUPER faint memories of faded beenz logos on old posters and the like. Never knew what it was, thanks for the info!

  • @NachosElectric
    @NachosElectric 5 років тому +21

    "Crossed Zed" would make a great name for a punk band.

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe 5 років тому +17

    I keep thinking of "Meow Meow Beenz" from that episode of Community.

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 4 роки тому +186

    Nobody:
    218: le sesterce
    1175: le denier
    1795: le franc
    2000: *_le beenz_*

    • @BirdEgg123
      @BirdEgg123 4 роки тому +2

      underrated

    • @soda3185
      @soda3185 4 роки тому +26

      overrated, the "nobody XD" was unnecessary.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 4 роки тому +6

      @@BirdEgg123 "comment from the video"
      Lol Xd so fuuuunnnnyyy!*!*!

    • @pizzarella985
      @pizzarella985 4 роки тому +5

      @@lotus_flower2001 you don't get it, it has a "Nobody: " at the beginning and "le beenz" is written in bold AND italic, this is peak comedy.

  • @AcornElectron
    @AcornElectron 5 років тому +5

    Kids back to school, time for some mid morning nostalgia!
    Keep up the good work fella! Always a blast seeing old web pages that I visited back in the day ☺️

    • @Nostalgianerd
      @Nostalgianerd  5 років тому +1

      Gotta do something with those early starts.