Beenz: One of Greatest dotcom Disasters of all Time... | Nostalgia Nerd

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  • ... that's according to CNet at least, who put it in their top 10 greatest defunct Web sites and dotcom disasters all time. That's not how I arrived here though; I actually stumbled across a news article on Beenz.com whilst flicking through a stack of Computer Active! magazines. Several fascinating rabbit holes followed which apparently led to a script, and then this video... So, let's see whether Beenz was really a dot com disaster or just a misunderstood platform, launched at the wrong time. I mean, take Bitcoin, well that turned to out be a hit didn't it? But digital currencies weren't so popular back in the youthful days of the internet. Beenz was one of these so called digital currencies, launching at the height of the .com bubble, and although it's very different to Bitcoin, it still had lofty goals, an excellent management team at the helm and a lot of real world money to try and make it a currency to dominate the internet. Of course, if you look closer, it looks more like a points, or rewards scheme than anything dramatic, but marketing is a wonderful thing, as is the internet.
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  • @petrolhead0387
    @petrolhead0387 4 роки тому +3029

    I can remember when I set up a computer for my grandparents. I showed them how to use Ask Jeeves, then google became more powerful. They refused to use google, so one day I blocked Ask Jeeves from their browser. They were stumped when it wouldn't load, I told them that Jeeves had died. They were absolutely mortified and even tried to send a condolences card to his family. They told their neighbor's that their friend in the internet had passed away, and nobody had the heart to tell them that he was about as real as the tooth fairy. It was the funniest and most horrible thing I had ever done in my life.

    • @THTB_lol
      @THTB_lol Рік тому +172

      that's hillarious

    • @tonoornottono
      @tonoornottono Рік тому +205

      you’re evil that’s so funny

    • @TopazTK
      @TopazTK Рік тому +54

      I mean, Jeeves was real, kinda.

    • @Rhombusreal
      @Rhombusreal Рік тому +2

      Idk maybe im a bit too empathetic but i just kinda feel like you were a dick to your grandparents for no reason

    • @petrolhead0387
      @petrolhead0387 Рік тому +141

      @@Rhombusreal yeah I'm a dick. I only spend my time outside of work looking after them, getting their shopping, cleaning their house, helping my grandad in and out of the bath. Or using my personal leave to take them to their hospital appointments, I selfishly took a weekend away on holiday in 2016, but I've not been away since then, because I need to save all my leave for them, and if I don't it makes me a dick.

  • @the-hd5cx
    @the-hd5cx 4 роки тому +4985

    What's your paypal bro?
    *SORRY I ONLY USE BEENZ*

    • @MegaIanlee
      @MegaIanlee 4 роки тому

      @Rudy wyjaśnia mema 1.1k likes heh

    • @jazz21977
      @jazz21977 4 роки тому +6

      I liked 404 better ;P

    • @cullbear55
      @cullbear55 4 роки тому +20

      🅱️ E E N Z

    • @spythetired
      @spythetired 4 роки тому +3

      @@cullbear55 y e s

    • @ZaHandle
      @ZaHandle 4 роки тому +1

      Imperial Spy 🅱️ Y E S

  • @gioiacobucci
    @gioiacobucci 4 роки тому +2377

    Just when I got used to hearing “beenz”, they hit me with “flooz”

    • @bench3248
      @bench3248 4 роки тому +59

      flooz gang ouuh

    • @mikevids8107
      @mikevids8107 4 роки тому +32

      Just when I though I was out, they drag me back in.

    • @garf6394
      @garf6394 3 роки тому +20

      Frick flooz all my homies hate flooz

    • @hourenschaiss2
      @hourenschaiss2 3 роки тому +36

      In the moroccan dialect of arabic “ Fo'lou'ss فلوس “ pronounced "flooz" actually means "money".

    • @nothx2845
      @nothx2845 3 роки тому +2

      @@hourenschaiss2 its nOt oNlY mOrRoCan 😡

  • @tnaz8280
    @tnaz8280 4 роки тому +408

    "Do you take card?" "No, only beenz"

    • @RandomTRandomReal
      @RandomTRandomReal 3 роки тому +6

      *b e e n z*

    • @Alibm80
      @Alibm80 3 роки тому +1

      Oh no. I’ll find a grocery store and come back. 🙄

    • @tnaz8280
      @tnaz8280 2 роки тому +2

      once again another unfunny comment that has come back to haunt me

    • @antidevgodot
      @antidevgodot Рік тому

      @@tnaz8280 Lol

    • @Olflix
      @Olflix 6 місяців тому

      And it will haunt you again 2 years later@@tnaz8280

  • @gabrielkellar1935
    @gabrielkellar1935 4 роки тому +5911

    Imagine living in a world where the name of currency is beenz

  • @spartonberry
    @spartonberry 4 роки тому +4334

    "Are your friends worth 250 beenz?" A question we should ask ourselves each day.

    • @Walter_
      @Walter_ 4 роки тому +35

      Depends on who you ask.

    • @32BitLink
      @32BitLink 4 роки тому +93

      2.50 is a cheap price for people

    • @FiresplitterX
      @FiresplitterX 4 роки тому +127

      I mean, if Mr. Krabs could sell Spongebob's soul for 62 cents, who am I to argue?

    • @Mikey-zk5wc
      @Mikey-zk5wc 4 роки тому +16

      @@32BitLink hey, not in the 1800!

    • @wdfghjkl
      @wdfghjkl 4 роки тому +15

      I been thinking bout thos beans

  • @StoneWeevil
    @StoneWeevil 4 роки тому +312

    My God look at all that late 90s web design
    It's beautiful

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 4 роки тому +541

    "This man of colour is investing in Beanz!"

    • @Jack-nn6gn
      @Jack-nn6gn 3 роки тому +82

      "in a movie theater no less!!"

    • @Tauva
      @Tauva 3 роки тому +42

      While watching the second installation in a trilogy of films about talking automobiles

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 3 роки тому +19

      "This woman of color is investing in flooz!"
      damn gender politics

    • @WonderfulBoness
      @WonderfulBoness 3 роки тому +6

      @@RabidlyTaboo wot

    • @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929
      @yoursexualizedgrandparents6929 3 роки тому +19

      "This colored male of African descent is earning an online currency called beenz."

  • @KhaiJbach
    @KhaiJbach 4 роки тому +3750

    "today a Hacker stole 500,000,000,000,000,000,000 nectar points. Police are looking for a disappointed man with a small wine glass...."

    • @pikatheminecrafter
      @pikatheminecrafter 4 роки тому +96

      Are you saying Nectar hyperinflated?

    • @justas423
      @justas423 4 роки тому +104

      @@pikatheminecrafter dude that number is like a trillion. Definitely hyperinflation

    • @cbomb60
      @cbomb60 4 роки тому +295

      500 quintillion Nectar Points really is a dream
      You could buy at least two bags of crisps with that

    • @Connotative
      @Connotative 4 роки тому +20

      @@justas423 its 500 quintillion

    • @pikatheminecrafter
      @pikatheminecrafter 4 роки тому +21

      @@Connotative it's 500 long trillion, but I don't think most people use long numbers.

  • @The_Soda_Man
    @The_Soda_Man 4 роки тому +3117

    The fact that it was called "Beenz" makes me want to throw a brick through a window.

    • @jermafan111
      @jermafan111 4 роки тому +270

      You have earned 150 beenz for this comment.

    • @rainbowhat4990
      @rainbowhat4990 4 роки тому +47

      beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz beenz

    • @darkcoeficient
      @darkcoeficient 4 роки тому +55

      Why throw a perfectly good brick when you can defenestrate a perfectly useless beenz?

    • @Dumb_Killjoy
      @Dumb_Killjoy 4 роки тому +4

      @@darkcoeficient Been?

    • @dracenmarx
      @dracenmarx 4 роки тому +4

      This is one of the best and most fitting comments I've ever seen, seriously!

  • @Dainted9608
    @Dainted9608 4 роки тому +287

    If beenz replaced PayPal I could just imagine a cashier saying “Would you like to pay in cash or card?” and then the costumer says “Sorry, but I use B E E N Z!” lol

  • @hfontanez98
    @hfontanez98 4 роки тому +112

    I am almost 52 years old. I've been using the Internet since 1991. How in the hell did I miss out on this?

    • @wilsonanderson1415
      @wilsonanderson1415 Рік тому +4

      This might be one of the more obscure things that early internet had to offer. Either low bandwidth, living in developing country, or just rarely visiting the web might be the reason, since back then, Internet were more of a luxury than a necessity.

    • @theaznshadow
      @theaznshadow 3 місяці тому

      Likely bcuz it was utter crap

  • @RockandrollNegro
    @RockandrollNegro 4 роки тому +2701

    I had almost enough beenz to buy a Dreamcast. Then beenz went away and I had to use real money to buy a PS2.

  • @blackoverblueskies6221
    @blackoverblueskies6221 4 роки тому +4472

    Beenz looks like an app that’ll make you fill out surveys

    • @KJ7QLV
      @KJ7QLV 4 роки тому +165

      Didn't all apps look like that in 1999?

    • @ComradeTiki
      @ComradeTiki 4 роки тому +184

      ​@@KJ7QLV Hello, I'm from 1999. What's an app?

    • @blackoverblueskies6221
      @blackoverblueskies6221 4 роки тому +40

      Kyle Freed I meant to write "Today's Beenz app"

    • @wolfzmusic9706
      @wolfzmusic9706 4 роки тому +3

      Cythil pretty sure it was a joke

    • @Cythil
      @Cythil 4 роки тому +7

      @@wolfzmusic9706 So was my lame response ;)

  • @tehbeanz5062
    @tehbeanz5062 3 роки тому +60

    7:08
    "le beenz"
    man dies of laughter in his house

  • @CapsUnlocked
    @CapsUnlocked 3 роки тому +63

    14:54 You just made a lot of people check their discord.

  • @EmulsionTime
    @EmulsionTime 4 роки тому +2751

    "Beanz would get a lot of grief, even appearing in several lists of the greatest dotcom disasters, but honestly I don't think they deserve it."
    (video title "One of Greatest dotcom Disasters of all Time")

    • @olliegoria
      @olliegoria 4 роки тому +127

      They didn’t deserve it, but it happened anyway.

    • @prof298
      @prof298 4 роки тому +41

      He explains in the description that it's what the list he found called it.

    • @wulf7744
      @wulf7744 4 роки тому +13

      @@prof298 its 2020 people are still reading the description?

    • @ryan-heath
      @ryan-heath 4 роки тому +6

      AfroUchiha neither the video, only the comments.

    • @riplix20
      @riplix20 4 роки тому +45

      @@wulf7744 its 2020 and people still don't read descriptions?

  • @MisterSouji
    @MisterSouji 4 роки тому +2292

    I'm still waiting to trade my beenz in for that Dreamcast

    • @kittycat-sc7je
      @kittycat-sc7je 4 роки тому +23

      *þat

    • @varikvalefor3773
      @varikvalefor3773 4 роки тому +14

      kitty cat?: The thorn character is deprecated.

    • @electroflame6188
      @electroflame6188 4 роки тому +10

      @@kittycat-sc7je */ðæʔ/

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 роки тому +13

      People still use words that contain it in phrases like "þe olde", but the usually misspell it "ye olde" (ye is the plural of you; þe is an alternate spelling of the).
      so… :-þ

    • @varikvalefor3773
      @varikvalefor3773 4 роки тому +1

      Jivan Scarano: "Thee" and "thou" are singular, and "you" and "ye" are plural.

  • @RadicalEdward2
    @RadicalEdward2 Рік тому +26

    They parodied this currency model in the game Hypnospace Outlaw. It’s an alternate universe 1990s internet where you play as “internet police”. It was called “Hypnocoin”. You could use them to buy wallpapers, music, etc. Commercial sites used them just like they were described in the video too where users were paid hypnocoin for taking surveys and there was even coin tracking too.

    • @archive94
      @archive94 Рік тому +3

      Then you got the really bad Cashtap thing or something. Forget what it's called, haven't played since 2020. There was a mission where you had to get rid of the currency from almost everything you could find it on.

    • @liamsgreatbitgaming
      @liamsgreatbitgaming 6 місяців тому

      ⁠@@archive94capacash I believe

  • @LoopyLongplays
    @LoopyLongplays 3 роки тому +38

    Me - How much is that book?
    Fred & George - 100 Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

    • @gabrielrobinson1279
      @gabrielrobinson1279 2 роки тому

      Yes of course my brain still remembers this game from nearly 2 decades ago, and specifically that line, why wouldn't it?

  • @rikkisan1
    @rikkisan1 4 роки тому +805

    Me and the boys in 1999 looking for Beenz

    • @claudiolluberes111
      @claudiolluberes111 4 роки тому +30

      Thanks dude, I thought for a second I wouldn't find a comment like this down here.

    • @rikkisan1
      @rikkisan1 4 роки тому +21

      @@claudiolluberes111 i didnt see any...so duty called lol

    • @PikaPerfect
      @PikaPerfect 4 роки тому +9

      your avatar is scary similar to the bad dragon logo and if that wasn't intentional, i'm sorry

    • @rikkisan1
      @rikkisan1 4 роки тому +5

      @@PikaPerfect No, its the emblem of the Salamanders from Warhammer 40k....you heretic.

    • @budgiethedutchangeldragon782
      @budgiethedutchangeldragon782 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @tonchito1449
    @tonchito1449 4 роки тому +1306

    I guess you could say:
    The Beenz’ stock...
    Never sprouted.

  • @ejakalana20
    @ejakalana20 3 роки тому +97

    i spent a whole 30 seconds checking all my discord groups because of 14:53 so thats kinda epic

  • @takemehome5749
    @takemehome5749 3 роки тому +61

    this takes a whole new meaning for "me and the boys at 2 am looking for beenz"

  • @arkatub
    @arkatub 4 роки тому +1730

    I put all my money in beenz and ignored bitcoin.

    • @ryanmalin
      @ryanmalin 4 роки тому +102

      Flooz was better. You could wash dirty money easy with that one

    • @Tofu3435
      @Tofu3435 4 роки тому +37

      Beenz to the moon, hodl beenz

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi 4 роки тому +19

      Outstanding move!

    • @IxodesPersulcatus
      @IxodesPersulcatus 4 роки тому +10

      At least people don't hate your guts.

    • @xplinux22
      @xplinux22 4 роки тому +25

      @@Tofu3435 They should bring it back as a new cryptocurrency. 1 BNZ = 1 BNZ!

  • @dandanthedandan7558
    @dandanthedandan7558 4 роки тому +1532

    Imagine an alternate world where most of the major real-world currency has hyperinflated due to the Great Depression and Beenz became a household currency in most developed countries

    • @Sanelicv
      @Sanelicv 4 роки тому +86

      Greetings from Perú, Beenz are our official currency since 2002.

    • @cesarcastillo7129
      @cesarcastillo7129 4 роки тому +4

      @@Sanelicv calla peruano

    • @greengreen110
      @greengreen110 4 роки тому +10

      ah, hello fellow time traveler

    • @lajenehuen260
      @lajenehuen260 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sanelicv Argentina starts using beenz when?

    • @catnium
      @catnium 3 роки тому +16

      now imagine the real world history that actually happend in actual real life
      back when rice was used as currency in the east.
      Just when you thought you are save to make some humor real life history comes to kick your attempt in the nuts
      weird shit huh.

  • @kingd8232
    @kingd8232 4 роки тому +48

    "THIS USER INVESTING IN BEENZ"

  • @tedlovejesus
    @tedlovejesus 4 роки тому +21

    I were in 8th grade and done a phone-in quiz for a radio program, and I won 10000 Beenz 😏
    I bought one album of the most famous Japanese pop artist at the time and that’s it lol.. I didn’t know it was a thing at all, and this was in Hong Kong in 1999 I believe

  • @Engineer12798
    @Engineer12798 4 роки тому +355

    I forgot to link my youtube account with my beenz account, so I couldn't get the free 150 beenz for watching this video.

    • @lorumipsum1129
      @lorumipsum1129 4 роки тому +5

      Engineer12798 better then linking it to Google plus

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 роки тому +1

      Now you have 150 likes.

    • @Pouzdraken
      @Pouzdraken 4 роки тому +1

      If that could happen, I’d probably have like millions of beenz a year to spend
      help

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 4 роки тому +632

    Reminds me of It's Always Sunny when Mac and Dennis make their own currency but completely misunderstood how the economy works

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 4 роки тому +8

      That's exactly what i was thinking of.

    • @KnakuanaRka
      @KnakuanaRka 4 роки тому +4

      What episode is that?

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 4 роки тому +13

      @@KnakuanaRka "The Great Recession"

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 4 роки тому +29

      Paddy's Dollars: Gone, but not forgotten

    • @giga9955
      @giga9955 4 роки тому +17

      It’s a self sustaining economy; we need more Paddy’s dollars !

  • @Bubbles-od2zm
    @Bubbles-od2zm 4 роки тому +196

    “Cast your mind back to 1998.”
    Me: *was born in 2001* “okay”

    • @putraduha3176
      @putraduha3176 3 роки тому +5

      Hmm warm folicle

    • @MrDoe-nw4ev
      @MrDoe-nw4ev 3 роки тому +5

      Back to the sack with you. I'm off to my nap

    • @og.K7
      @og.K7 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrDoe-nw4ev wut

    • @MrDoe-nw4ev
      @MrDoe-nw4ev 3 роки тому +5

      @@og.K7 I was a toddler he was an egg

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 3 роки тому +3

      Good times. Alledgedly. I don't really remember much, but I am pretty sure I didn't have work and responsibilities at age 2. :D

  • @aterack833
    @aterack833 4 роки тому +118

    Surprised at the lack of “this _ eating beans” related comments

  • @Lee-fw5bd
    @Lee-fw5bd 4 роки тому +381

    It's crazy how quickly this faded from public memory. I was a kid in the early 2000s and I have never heard of this or seen any of its iconography before

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 Рік тому +2

      it is iconography?

    • @Lee-fw5bd
      @Lee-fw5bd Рік тому +4

      @@taffyadam6031 what?

    • @weightedtraininggear
      @weightedtraininggear Рік тому +10

      @@Lee-fw5bd they're being snarky about you using it's instead of its

    • @Lee-fw5bd
      @Lee-fw5bd Рік тому +13

      @@weightedtraininggear ah. Gotcha. It was 3 years ago so I can't really explain that but I'll edit it I guess. Thanks for pointing it out

    • @ljmill
      @ljmill Рік тому +8

      I was a terminally online kid in the 90s and beyond and I never heard of beenz before either

  • @BubbafromSapperton
    @BubbafromSapperton 4 роки тому +1618

    Now they're "has-beenz" 🤣

    • @liteknight
      @liteknight 4 роки тому +16

      I was disappointed Nostalgia Nerd didn't make this joke, ngl.

    • @bshpev
      @bshpev 4 роки тому +24

      fuckin'... that pun hurt. You win Internet points... they're worth less than beenz.

    • @Rudofaux
      @Rudofaux 4 роки тому +6

      (standing ovation)

    • @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580
      @johncenaplayingstarcraft9580 4 роки тому +2

      Listen here you fr*cking sh*thead

    • @TechnoMinarchistBall
      @TechnoMinarchistBall 4 роки тому +4

      I mean, calling themselves Beenz was their first mistake

  • @TheLiverpoolDelta
    @TheLiverpoolDelta 4 роки тому +10

    I used to love Beenz. I used to sit in college collecting them all lesson then gamble them on a site called bet n win. Thanks for posting.

  • @em84c
    @em84c 4 роки тому +22

    I remember being so excited when I got approved for a credit card (with a $200 limit) because I could finally shop online!
    So many sites didn't ship to Australia back then though. :(
    It's so good you just need a debit card now. I don't have a credit card anymore.

  • @roostergentry
    @roostergentry 4 роки тому +1637

    Beenz kinda sounds like a weird precursor to crypto currencies

    • @MelodieOctavia
      @MelodieOctavia 4 роки тому +171

      I wonder if Beenz will ever come back as a sort of corporate friendly crypto.

    • @truelethal1771
      @truelethal1771 4 роки тому +65

      same thing I thought. reminds me a little of brave browser rewards

    • @mz7316
      @mz7316 4 роки тому +11

      Well, Libra is basically that.

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 4 роки тому +91

      @@mz7316 Except run by Facebook and thus more flawed.

    • @GRBtutorials
      @GRBtutorials 4 роки тому +25

      Beenzcoin!

  • @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l
    @W0lfbaneShikaisc00l 4 роки тому +354

    Beenz... Schemes... Redeem... and themes...
    so many rhyming possibilities... a marketers wet dream.

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 роки тому +5

      Pawn-Beenz Schemes.

    • @SantiagoAbud
      @SantiagoAbud 4 роки тому +2

      Maybe that was the reason.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 4 роки тому +7

      I creamed

    • @YirbyBond00Y
      @YirbyBond00Y 4 роки тому +2

      @@SeaJay_Oceans Scheemz

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 роки тому +1

      @@YirbyBond00Y More like schemers, deploying the BitCoin digital currency against old paper currency - not as a replacement, just as market manipulation...while the blockchain has zero real value.

  • @daniexists6
    @daniexists6 Рік тому +10

    Wow, it's almost like the concept of internet based currency with zero actual value will always be doomed to failure. *Cough cough*

    • @TubbyJ420
      @TubbyJ420 Рік тому +2

      But it sure is fun watching all the crypto bros loose their life savings in nft scams & grifts lol

  • @AmbrosiusAmaimon
    @AmbrosiusAmaimon 4 роки тому +35

    *"What's the matter? Scared of B E E N Z, space boy?"*

  • @Hammerhead547
    @Hammerhead547 4 роки тому +155

    "I could get 100 free beenz".
    Then you can bury them in your garden wait for the beanstalk to grow and then steal the giant's golden goose.

  • @doncarlin9081
    @doncarlin9081 4 роки тому +94

    You should do one on eBates, we had to study them as a business case example of a really bad business idea during my MBA program. Their plan was to sell merchandise at a ridiculously high markup, then customers would fill out a rebate to get 100% of it back. Apparently the founders thought the usual low turnout for normal retail rebates would apply to them, that essentially that only 5 to 10% of buyers would claim the rebates. That was not the case, customers were filing for rebates at well over 90% which of course made eBates unsustainable and they went out of business quickly, leaving many customers stuck with merchandise that they paid a markup many times over the MSRP.

  • @copyrightclaim3541
    @copyrightclaim3541 4 роки тому +15

    1:19
    I can't watch that without thinking about the YTP constantly.

  • @gcsgamingcommunity4087
    @gcsgamingcommunity4087 4 роки тому +117

    "Cast your brain back to 1998"
    cool, so I don't exist

  • @ucankushincorporations1318
    @ucankushincorporations1318 4 роки тому +668

    14:53 i thought the discord sound was from me
    there is also one more at 21:23

    • @Skylarr
      @Skylarr 4 роки тому +61

      i was so confused lmao

    • @SoaringMoon
      @SoaringMoon 4 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @eyesofnova
      @eyesofnova 4 роки тому +29

      dude, I checked my laptop for a new message lol

    • @hakemon
      @hakemon 4 роки тому +30

      I was looking over at my Discord confused, then I realized it was picked up on his side. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @EStarstruck
      @EStarstruck 4 роки тому +4

      got me, too

  • @TheKd8lvt
    @TheKd8lvt 4 роки тому +309

    14:55
    Video: *discord noise*
    Me: *eyes flick down to taskbar*
    Discord: "Nope, false alarm, continue about your day."

    • @Jay-uu5lu
      @Jay-uu5lu 4 роки тому +5

      Wtf is discord

    • @poble
      @poble 4 роки тому +12

      @@Jay-uu5lu it's like skype but better

    • @radish6691
      @radish6691 4 роки тому

      Poble II Wtf is Skype?

    • @Explosivewaveofnut
      @Explosivewaveofnut 4 роки тому +1

      @@radish6691 a
      Please tell me if you are joking

    • @Explosivewaveofnut
      @Explosivewaveofnut 4 роки тому +1

      @@Jay-uu5lu if you're joking the r/woosh me if you're not joking then how do you not know look at your username.

  • @Stereo6400
    @Stereo6400 4 роки тому +186

    Nobody:
    218: le sesterce
    1175: le denier
    1795: le franc
    2000: *_le beenz_*

    • @BirdEgg123
      @BirdEgg123 4 роки тому +2

      underrated

    • @soda3185
      @soda3185 4 роки тому +25

      overrated, the "nobody XD" was unnecessary.

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 4 роки тому +6

      @@BirdEgg123 "comment from the video"
      Lol Xd so fuuuunnnnyyy!*!*!

    • @pizzarella985
      @pizzarella985 3 роки тому +4

      @@lotus_flower2001 you don't get it, it has a "Nobody: " at the beginning and "le beenz" is written in bold AND italic, this is peak comedy.

  • @lvlheadedrebel
    @lvlheadedrebel 3 роки тому +9

    I love how there's that shot of a magazine quote from Uri Geller snuck in haha. EDIT: For once in that man's whole career, he wasn't lying

  • @FUnazis
    @FUnazis 4 роки тому +136

    4:04 "Welcome to a world where you never have to work to get paid!" Gee, that sure doesn't sound scammy at all!
    Also, why hasn't that Nigerian Prince paid me those millions he promised me already? It's been years...

    • @charalampospapaioannou2371
      @charalampospapaioannou2371 4 роки тому +23

      Hes still working on it be patient

    • @fordid42
      @fordid42 4 роки тому +18

      _"Welcome to a world where you never have to work to get paid!"_
      There's a subsection of "Just Chatting" streamers on Twitch that would love to have a word with you. And get you to sub to their channel.

    • @screenedfoliage
      @screenedfoliage 3 роки тому +4

      he had his fortune in beenz

    • @SpiffingNZ
      @SpiffingNZ 2 роки тому

      Time stamp not found.

  • @hobbswindrod
    @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +1502

    I just watched twenty minutes about something that wasn’t even in my lifetime that I didn’t even know existed

    • @deltan6212
      @deltan6212 4 роки тому +45

      Im guessing you werent the brightest kid in History class.

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +83

      Deltan no I was born in 2007 and we haven’t cover the 90s yet lol

    • @hobbswindrod
      @hobbswindrod 4 роки тому +206

      Wait why tf would I learn about beenz

    • @Fuckblmfuckpalestine
      @Fuckblmfuckpalestine 4 роки тому +95

      @@hobbswindrod don't listen to that stupid ass I was born in this era and didn't know of it

    • @chi7087
      @chi7087 4 роки тому +154

      Deltan LOL why tf would a history class take time out of a lesson plan to talk about a failed precursor to crypto currency?

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman Рік тому +7

    4:49 I love how it's impossible to have a nice picture of a Californian city because they all have a smog cloud hanging over them

  • @SpunkMcKullins
    @SpunkMcKullins 4 роки тому +18

    Would love to see a video on this subject with Lockerz someday. It came out of nowhere and was gone just as fast, yet somehow a friend of mine still managed to win an iPad off of it.

  • @98JSB
    @98JSB 4 роки тому +405

    11:56 ihatestarwars.com
    "Even the most ardent fan must be fed up with the hype"
    good to see the internet hasn't changed at all.

    • @solarstrike33
      @solarstrike33 4 роки тому +16

      This was probably just before or right after Episode I.

    • @AximVidya
      @AximVidya 4 роки тому +15

      Well, star wars 1-3 were almost as bad as 7-9 are, so I can understand the hate.

    • @genghisconn7770
      @genghisconn7770 4 роки тому +12

      It's actually a pretty funny read. As someone who definitely is too young to have experienced the internet at this time it is a weirdly personal experience. Like, it's almost surreal how much this whole site just seems like a blog entry from some random disgruntled fan. Anyways, here's the link to the site as it was in 1999: web.archive.org/web/19991012045056/ihatestarwars.com/main.html

    • @cacomeat7385
      @cacomeat7385 4 роки тому +3

      @Ralof Of Riverwood yeah it was actually fun to watch unlike the snorefests that were Episode 1 and 2

    • @Marshtard
      @Marshtard 4 роки тому +1

      obligatory comment saying "at least the music is good"

  • @comradebusman3
    @comradebusman3 4 роки тому +57

    The fact I've never heard of beenz is a telling sign on how this will end.

  • @talkingtechnically
    @talkingtechnically 3 роки тому +45

    This is literally Swagbucks but with more innovation and less famous.

    • @_nom_
      @_nom_ 3 роки тому +1

      Never heard of swagbucks. O.o

  • @marcar9marcar972
    @marcar9marcar972 Рік тому +6

    Honestly Beenz was a bit ahead of it’s time. Kinda like Bitcoin before Bitcoin

  • @generalpsyduck2624
    @generalpsyduck2624 4 роки тому +257

    This just simply made me say "Beenz" repeatedly until it lost all meaning.

    • @eljakimdeclerck1941
      @eljakimdeclerck1941 4 роки тому +13

      love those semantic sensations
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      semantic sensation
      sem an tic
      sen sa tion

    • @extrapathos
      @extrapathos 4 роки тому +1

      I do that with a lot of words, I don't know what English is anymore.

    • @Havron
      @Havron 3 роки тому +5

      @@eljakimdeclerck1941 *satiation

  • @Elvan-Lady
    @Elvan-Lady 4 роки тому +36

    Heads up, the clip from "The Real World" (starting at 3:49 ) has an incredibly high pitched noise in it. Like, one of those "mosquito noises" that are used to annoy teens that older adults can't hear type noises.

  • @pinchraccoonproductions2100
    @pinchraccoonproductions2100 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine having the Beenz counter on your toolbar while Bonzi Buddy is pestering you as you online shop

  • @onadaTotihotiH
    @onadaTotihotiH Рік тому +3

    Finding this video again after watching crypto flop big time in the last year or so really shows that time is a flat circle

  • @romanbukins6527
    @romanbukins6527 4 роки тому +342

    I sincerely hope that when they went under the letter to the clients looked like this:
    Dear Sir/Madam,
    *YOU FREAKING MORON! YOU JUST GOT BEANED!*

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 4 роки тому +136

    Paypal started as a beenz competitor, who knew?

    • @Aevilbeast
      @Aevilbeast 4 роки тому +24

      And just think if Beenz were successful and Paypal failed instead, Elon Musk might have lost all his money and be bum on the street instead of one of the richest men in the world...

    • @BlvckMidas
      @BlvckMidas 3 роки тому +11

      James Laforme no he wouldnt. Elons family has money stemming from times of slavery in South Africa. He would be slightly less rich, just most likely not famous at all

    • @firestone181
      @firestone181 3 роки тому

      Brony? Or a MLP fan?

    • @RabidlyTaboo
      @RabidlyTaboo 3 роки тому +10

      @@BlvckMidas a small loan of a million blacks

    • @YourAverageMulti
      @YourAverageMulti 3 роки тому +4

      @@firestone181 They're practically the same thing lmao

  • @Thrifty032781
    @Thrifty032781 4 роки тому +5

    Man, at 11:32 he mentions Ebay looking for ways to do online payments.
    That brings me back. I used Ebay way back in the day when it was just auctions and you had to pay for everything by check or money order. I think there was some sort of I-Escrow service you could use, but that was complicated and rare. I always just sent money orders, so that the seller didn't have to wait for a check to clear.

  • @sagacious03
    @sagacious03 4 роки тому +15

    After ages of this being in my reccomendations, I finally got around to watching this. Pretty interesting! Also, funny coincidence: Toontown, an old Disney MMO RPG, used JELLY BEANS as its currency!

  • @PeeperSnail
    @PeeperSnail 4 роки тому +61

    It’s an autumn evening in 2000. You’re in your bedroom with the lights dimmed and with a blanked draped over you and the comfy chair you’re in. The noise of the TV in the background and the purring of your cat sleeping in your lap soothes you as you redeem 150 Beenz. All is quiet, all is well.

  • @Mario583a
    @Mario583a 4 роки тому +150

    You all laughed at me when I bought those three magic beenz.
    *Who's laughing now?!?!*
    You.

  • @toastymuffin4153
    @toastymuffin4153 3 роки тому +3

    I remember seeing the Beenz logo on adds, I always ignored it.

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 3 роки тому +4

    14:55 You know that "phantom vibration" thing where people think their phone went off when it didn't?
    I thought I was having that.

  • @Lunchpacked180
    @Lunchpacked180 4 роки тому +132

    someone didn't hate starwars enough to keep ihatestarwars alive

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 4 роки тому +26

      If that was around 2018, we could seen a cult following lol

    • @CardboardSliver
      @CardboardSliver 4 роки тому +7

      It should come back.

    • @jhlc1235
      @jhlc1235 4 роки тому +1

      @Feeble Bastard no u

  • @brux357
    @brux357 4 роки тому +219

    “2000: le beenz”

  • @YYAT
    @YYAT 3 роки тому +4

    16:05 "These ideas were crap"
    cc: "some ideas just... werent good"

  • @uirusux
    @uirusux 3 роки тому +3

    One of the best documentaries/essays on the site. I come back to it from time to time.

  • @NANNO_FMBY
    @NANNO_FMBY 4 роки тому +86

    Me and the boys at 2am looking for some BEENZ

  • @max9739
    @max9739 4 роки тому +86

    "they all got scared and started selling their beenz" - Hey, i've seen this one before, its a classic!

  • @TheClintonio
    @TheClintonio Рік тому +2

    This reopened a memory I completely forgot I had. I feel like I saw these in magazines as adverts when I was a kid.

  • @quietusplus1221
    @quietusplus1221 3 роки тому +2

    These videos are so in-depth. Loving this channel (watching the backlog atm, discovered it past week)

  • @Roxas09202
    @Roxas09202 4 роки тому +67

    This business model was actually so rad. Marketing to consumers but gaining profit from companies is pretty interesting and unique.

    • @klausstock8020
      @klausstock8020 5 місяців тому

      A currency which is not a currency. A loyalty program which does not reward loyalty (except to itself). Not sure about the business model...but the marketing definitely did it.

  • @westganton
    @westganton 4 роки тому +113

    The name 'Beenz' pisses me off and I don't know why

    • @c5ys543
      @c5ys543 4 роки тому +10

      dammit now that you mention it, it does

    • @jackdavenport5011
      @jackdavenport5011 3 роки тому +5

      It’s just spelt really stupidly

    • @infernix2k
      @infernix2k 3 роки тому +1

      I didn’t notice, but it does

  • @EeveeFromAlmia
    @EeveeFromAlmia 3 роки тому +3

    There is another timeline where Beenz are still around and their logo is like, just a red circle and the b and you can like, buy twitch subs with them or something

  • @fauchsil
    @fauchsil Рік тому +6

    Somewhere there's a timeline where Beenz succeeded and PayPal failed

  • @justas423
    @justas423 4 роки тому +148

    TL;DR The Great beenz Depression ruined everything

  • @ghilliem.g.5824
    @ghilliem.g.5824 4 роки тому +607

    the first crypto currency was B E E N Z
    im so proud of this comunity

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 роки тому +50

      Wasn't really crypto, with no work that "makes you rich"
      It was more like in game currency nowadays.
      You got the points, you can't exchange them for money, but you can use them to buy stuff online.

    • @ghilliem.g.5824
      @ghilliem.g.5824 4 роки тому +4

      @@HappyBeezerStudios :(

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 4 роки тому +6

      We should make it a thing again

    • @catplayingapiano2799
      @catplayingapiano2799 4 роки тому +1

      uma delicia

    • @lowfn
      @lowfn 4 роки тому +1

      @@HappyBeezerStudios ​ Scientia Enigma
      The joke

  • @FitzPenn
    @FitzPenn 3 роки тому +1

    I was born in 2000, and still have SUPER faint memories of faded beenz logos on old posters and the like. Never knew what it was, thanks for the info!

  • @taylorj6177
    @taylorj6177 4 роки тому +2

    'Nother fun=-fact, "Beans" was also a popular slang-term for the drug Ecstasy/ MDMA or commonly called "rolls.." I actually remember when this came out and that was what it reminded me of lol. (I'm sure the team was Well aware of this connotation as well hahah)

  • @OkSharkey
    @OkSharkey 4 роки тому +131

    I;m thinking about thos Beenz

  • @GBlastMan
    @GBlastMan 4 роки тому +76

    They had an Beenz rap? really? but of course they had it was the 90's everything had a rap song at that time

    • @esseubot
      @esseubot 4 роки тому +4

      I'm trying to find that rap for an hour to no luck. sadly.

    • @nihilvox
      @nihilvox 4 роки тому +6

      Check out the Tennessee Bicentennial Rap.
      Officially a state song of Tennessee, and so far as I can tell the only recording that exists is by an old white lady who presumably also wrote it.

    • @ZachCG
      @ZachCG 4 роки тому

      esseubot DUDE ME TOO WE NEEED IT

  • @SystemID9
    @SystemID9 2 роки тому +3

    Great video. I remember collecting Beenz as a kid.

  • @ca-ke9493
    @ca-ke9493 3 роки тому +3

    that beenz bus picture is from Singapore...I was not expecting beenz to have come anywhere near I where I lived...

  • @PunkTiger
    @PunkTiger 4 роки тому +94

    I was online and in my 30s during most of the 1990s, and I've never heard of this before. I've heard of Flooz, but not Beenz.

    • @rancidbeef582
      @rancidbeef582 4 роки тому +15

      Yeah, I'm about the same age and never heard of Beenz either. Maybe I was too busy buying huge bags of cat food cheaper than at the box stores and with free shipping from pets.com :-)

    • @alexojideagu
      @alexojideagu 4 роки тому +3

      I'm in my late 30's now and I knew Beenz in 2001, but only via an Internet Magazine, it had an alternative currency section. I never actually saw Beenz on the Internet itself.

    • @PlasticCogLiquid
      @PlasticCogLiquid 4 роки тому +7

      I'm guessing any of us that used pop-up blockers at the time probably never heard of Beenz :]

    • @dacypher22
      @dacypher22 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I was on the web during this time and don't remember this. I was a bit on the younger side at about 16/17, so maybe it was because I wasn't really buying things online.

    • @huskyfluffers9017
      @huskyfluffers9017 4 роки тому +2

      owo what's this?

  • @kkloikok
    @kkloikok 4 роки тому +50

    What a primitive time. Conducting bartering with beens. The 90s was a scary time.

  • @jaredgraywest
    @jaredgraywest 2 роки тому +4

    Is it weird that, even though I was in college in 1999 and used the web constantly, I don't recall ever hearing about Beenz until now?

  • @HappyLarry.
    @HappyLarry. Рік тому +3

    The parallels to bitcoin is pretty wild, even down to the dipping in cost/use and the fondness of criminals

  • @joshreiman
    @joshreiman 4 роки тому +21

    Thank you so much for making this. I don't remember beenz at all, but I worked at a major ISP from 1999-2001 as an engineer doing backend stuff and because of that I really didn't pay much attention to what was happening on the web. I also want to give you props for not mentioning the September 11 2001 attacks. While the events that happened that day had a major effect on the world and possibly the global economy, the dotcom bubble burst would have happened regardless.
    Cheers!

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 4 роки тому +15

    Me and the boys on '98 looking for some *BEENZ*

  • @puffylinux8653
    @puffylinux8653 Рік тому +3

    I dont know why but I find myself rewatching this video a lot. its a fascinating topic to me and such a niche one at that. wonderful video even after 4 rewatches lol

    • @FinnbarrGoesFast
      @FinnbarrGoesFast Рік тому

      Same, it's kinda fascinating looking back at this thing in a post crypto post NFT world

  • @mae_day3189
    @mae_day3189 3 роки тому +2

    "Cast your mind back to 1998"
    Me, born after 2000: Ah yes

  • @colonelk3000
    @colonelk3000 4 роки тому +69

    This is my internet era and I have absolutely no memory of it haha. I remember the lack of interest in WAP being dubbed WAPathy though

    • @simontay4851
      @simontay4851 4 роки тому +8

      I don't remember beanz either. This video is the first time ive heard of beanz.

    • @hgbugalou
      @hgbugalou 4 роки тому +1

      I don't remember it because I was too young to have a regular income and cash was still king in my world.

    • @danguy2009
      @danguy2009 4 роки тому +1

      Same, I don't remember it neither.

    • @BubblegumLightsaber
      @BubblegumLightsaber 4 роки тому +3

      Same, I started going online in 1994-95 (as a teenager) and I don't remember Beenz at all. This video didn't even trigger anything in my subconscious.

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 4 роки тому +3

      I spent at least a day of my life learning to make web pages for WAP.
      I want my day back.

  • @AlecLeigh
    @AlecLeigh 4 роки тому +126

    Been using, and working with the internet since 1996, never heard of Beenz

    • @Brando56894
      @Brando56894 4 роки тому +14

      They were popular for all of a year or so, pretty much gone in the blink of an eye. We got our first PC in 95 and I remember Beenz.

    • @AlecLeigh
      @AlecLeigh 4 роки тому +12

      @@Brando56894 strange, legitimately never heard of them. Nice piece of internet history though.

    • @Rando1975
      @Rando1975 4 роки тому +5

      Same here.

    • @common_c3nts
      @common_c3nts 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, lived on the internet as a kid at that time and always looked at all the deals and schemes. Never heard of beenz.

    • @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047
      @kevin-gayrebelamerican8047 4 роки тому

      Mandela Effect!

  • @Alayric
    @Alayric 4 роки тому +4

    Cool Beenz video! Well documented.

  • @gupdoo3
    @gupdoo3 Рік тому +1

    What an interesting video on a topic with absolutely no modern-day parallels