How to make PRISON WINE and taste reaction

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  • @AfterPrisonShow
    @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +2066

    so this video is for entertainment purposes only. I do not recommend anyone trying this at home. as I've heard you can actually get sick from this as i did. i hope you enjoy none the less.😀

    • @VaGIJane
      @VaGIJane 8 років тому +48

      AfterPrisonShow So cute the way ur girl said ur name after she took the first sip lol Id love to see her in more vids!

    • @spookydreamss3769
      @spookydreamss3769 8 років тому +14

      AfterPrisonShow Another great video man keep going keep growing

    • @777-p2t
      @777-p2t 8 років тому +11

      AfterPrisonShow cool as shit man!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +22

      winter sun not sure if you can or not. but I've heard you can get sick from it. so that is why i dont recommend it.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +23

      Va G I Jane she will live reading this comment. thank you! ill definitely have more of her in future vids.😎

  • @mikehawk3477
    @mikehawk3477 8 років тому +2353

    Next Vid: 1$ prison wine vs 267$ prison wine

    • @BarakGage
      @BarakGage 8 років тому +21

      Karim Dulatov that would go viral

    • @basedlord
      @basedlord 8 років тому +6

      Karim Dulatov facts that is a clickbait title sure to rack in crazy views uh

    • @Inosabine
      @Inosabine 8 років тому +9

      Karim Dulatov I wonder what 267$ prison wine would consist of

    • @lilliampumpernickle4655
      @lilliampumpernickle4655 8 років тому +7

      Jose Aguilera caviar lol

    • @USCx310
      @USCx310 8 років тому +36

      Jose Aguilera A female CO's titty milk

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 6 років тому +226

    Now, I *could* go to the store, grab these ingredients, and make myself some prison wine....
    or I could grab some beer

    • @bitchplease7602
      @bitchplease7602 4 роки тому +10

      Or just buy some actual wine but you know *too basic*

    • @andyshistorylessons8278
      @andyshistorylessons8278 3 роки тому +4

      The beer would be the better, easier, and SMARTER buy!

    • @bootleg2543
      @bootleg2543 3 роки тому

      @@andyshistorylessons8278 that comment was 2 years ago

    • @andyshistorylessons8278
      @andyshistorylessons8278 3 роки тому +1

      @@bootleg2543 I know. I was super tired when I replied and didn’t notice/care.

    • @mahrufurrahman9759
      @mahrufurrahman9759 2 роки тому

      And if you're underage?

  • @lategod
    @lategod 7 років тому +928

    That was the slowest fast forward I've ever seen

  • @CHloE748
    @CHloE748 7 років тому +1493

    I wonder how many 12 year olds have a bag of bread-juice sitting under their bed right now 😂

    • @justdaniel8239
      @justdaniel8239 6 років тому +33

      CHloE748 Im certainly gonna try this lol

    • @Football-hn8fm
      @Football-hn8fm 6 років тому +4

      CHloE748 ahaha

    • @vertical7747
      @vertical7747 6 років тому +204

      Best part of being thirteen: I’m invincible to these “12 year old” comments

    • @tinycockjock1967
      @tinycockjock1967 6 років тому +86

      Vertically challenged Skeletron Mate the immunity only starts at 14. They just say "Oh screw it same fucking thing" but if there's a 2 year difference...
      Sincerely, an understanding 16 year old.

    • @kaiser7637
      @kaiser7637 6 років тому +5

      CHloE748 howd u know 😂😂

  • @dylan-mi9jh
    @dylan-mi9jh 6 років тому +132

    "I'm gonna use bread to make it the most authentic possible"
    12 secs later: "Now we're gonna add some yeast"

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 5 років тому +2

      He didn't say it's impossible to get your hands on yeast in prison

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 5 років тому +1

      Perhaps if you ask one of your family members to bring it in or bribe a guard

    • @sega32xxx14
      @sega32xxx14 4 роки тому +16

      @@Lalvon_Zelpharr Bribing a guard is so much more difficult than anything that portrays it to be makes it seem. You can really fuck your shit up failing to bribe an honest guard, really for this to have any chance of possibility, you have to know of a staff member that's already corrupt through the grape vine.

    • @jacarter79
      @jacarter79 4 роки тому

      I caught that too and just laughed. Good job Joe.

  • @jejejebw
    @jejejebw 8 років тому +1436

    Who else is having a watching spree?😂😂

    • @nadnerb_sr20
      @nadnerb_sr20 7 років тому +1

      Thania Gomez Me

    • @Flarexxxx
      @Flarexxxx 7 років тому

      Thania Gomez XD you were on the live stream tonight

    • @pinzazzzz
      @pinzazzzz 7 років тому +8

      Me, it just keeps on linking to other videos. But this guy is pretty entertaining.

    • @kevinstutzman515
      @kevinstutzman515 7 років тому +1

      me in July 2017

    • @jogstabooty
      @jogstabooty 7 років тому

      Thania Gomez me

  • @teme1207
    @teme1207 8 років тому +627

    I love these prison food videos, keep making them

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +16

      Teme definitely more of these on the way!

    • @teme1207
      @teme1207 8 років тому +6

      AfterPrisonShow btw i also love how actively you engage with your subs and reply to them, i think that it is really cool.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +14

      Teme dude i spend hrs. replying and engaging with awesome people just like you.😀 you all are like family and i like to be very family oriented.

    • @teme1207
      @teme1207 8 років тому +1

      AfterPrisonShow you are awesome!!! Never forget that :D

    • @AfterPrisonShowArmy
      @AfterPrisonShowArmy 8 років тому +5

      AfterPrisonShow joe texts me on snapchat I have a personal to tell you about my jail story and nore

  • @domino52o26
    @domino52o26 7 років тому +173

    I use to make and sell gum among other things while locked up. Three easy ingredients. Orange peels, Styrofoam cup, and koolaid. Break up the cup into squares, bend the peels backwards and sprits the peel juice onto the cup pieces, it takes a lot of peel but once the cup breaks down from the acid, sprinkle koolaid on it, fold it up, then chew or wrap in a bag for sale.
    It works good enough you can evenblow bubbles with a big enough piece. Flavor lasts about an hour.

    • @Taebot64
      @Taebot64 6 років тому +27

      Would you mind making a video on it

    • @springwater9981
      @springwater9981 6 років тому +34

      How did you know how to do that?? How do people just know these things when they go to prison??

    • @athunasos1649
      @athunasos1649 6 років тому +15

      Spring Water Much free time. Actually ... very much

    • @priam5928
      @priam5928 6 років тому +1

      yeah make a video pls

    • @guywade5413
      @guywade5413 6 років тому

      Domino52o That is awesome...

  • @BionicMexican
    @BionicMexican 8 років тому +304

    Damn, you peeled those tangerines with a passion

    • @brianlopez1340
      @brianlopez1340 8 років тому +1

      \//\

    • @BionicMexican
      @BionicMexican 8 років тому

      eyyy youtube said "AfterPrisonShow loved your comment" Hell yeah.

    • @beatflyy
      @beatflyy 8 років тому

      [Vape Naysh]BionicMex Slaaaamin

    • @AP-mq4tv
      @AP-mq4tv 8 років тому +2

      With A Passion... Fruit? Aye?!

    • @BionicMexican
      @BionicMexican 8 років тому +1

      @Zubi Kenzo yeeeeee

  • @drengillespie
    @drengillespie 7 років тому +502

    If you could give alcohol to minors, this would get all the underage drinkers on Beyond Scared Straight to stop.
    "This is what you'll be drinking if you don't quit."

    • @IDunno655
      @IDunno655 7 років тому +21

      Dren Gillespie great way to get botulism if you fucked it up badly. That bout to get you out a prison quick... In a body bag tho.

    • @asamckaig7695
      @asamckaig7695 7 років тому +4

      They would get shut down if a kid got sick from it, Pruno is dangerous

    • @randamcgahee4323
      @randamcgahee4323 6 років тому

      Dren Gillespie that's a great idea

    • @snaglinegaming6097
      @snaglinegaming6097 6 років тому

      If you could give alchcol to minors it wouldn't be "underage"

    • @Taebot64
      @Taebot64 6 років тому

      Snagline Gaming ikr

  • @getprobed838
    @getprobed838 7 років тому +115

    Probably tastes like Orange Flavored Alcoholic Vomit...

    • @Lalvon_Zelpharr
      @Lalvon_Zelpharr 5 років тому +7

      Well you are in prison, you get what you get

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 4 роки тому

      @@BroadwayRonMexico
      Then drink that puke.
      That's how it tasted.

  • @ManiacSkateboarding
    @ManiacSkateboarding 8 років тому +833

    Prison drugs next??
    I'm joking lol

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +215

      ManiacSkateboarding no bs. i am editing a video on that now.😶

    • @musiccgaming678
      @musiccgaming678 8 років тому +15

      AfterPrisonShow hi i love ur vids

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +32

      The Irish Guardian totally a story video. lol

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +22

      MuSIcc GaMinG heu there! 😎

    • @musiccgaming678
      @musiccgaming678 8 років тому +7

      AfterPrisonShow omfg u responded u made my day thank u soo much

  • @notarogue6210
    @notarogue6210 8 років тому +169

    I'm glad to see an ex-convict is doing something good with his life after serving time in prison and not spiraling down into a life of crime, I love this guy

    • @kodschiec5614
      @kodschiec5614 7 років тому +5

      Adolf Hitler du hattest zu viel Gefängnis-Wein, geh nach Hause

  • @NotQuiteLucid
    @NotQuiteLucid 7 років тому +326

    I made a lot of pruno locked up and the one that sold best was cranberry juice sugar and white bread, no whole fruit, I used a lot of sugar put it in plastic soda bottles and waited a whole 4 weeks to crack it open. I can't remember how often I burped it.

    • @NotQuiteLucid
      @NotQuiteLucid 7 років тому +73

      Oh yeah I burped it based on the bottle swelling, if it looked fat I bled the gas and sometimes would add more sugar to feed the yeast and keep it sweet. People said it tasted like cheap wine coolers.

    • @griffinwagner635
      @griffinwagner635 7 років тому +28

      That's really interesting. Does white bread have the most yeast or something?

    • @NotQuiteLucid
      @NotQuiteLucid 7 років тому +28

      Griffin Wagner dunno it's just what I had.

    • @tysonthekhajiit3015
      @tysonthekhajiit3015 7 років тому +7

      see I wonder how brown sugar taste in it :D

    • @NotQuiteLucid
      @NotQuiteLucid 7 років тому +4

      x IRISH x try it out I used white granulated in packets meant for morning coffee.

  • @youtube0sipov262
    @youtube0sipov262 8 років тому +94

    6:45 the cats like "screw this, this guy is weird"

  • @lewis2443
    @lewis2443 8 років тому +448

    im 16 and have never been to prison but these videos are great

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому +4

      Lewis I hope you never go to prison.

    • @lewis2443
      @lewis2443 8 років тому +3

      Skylar McLaughlin it's fine I'll be set

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому +2

      Lewis I'm 16 and was locked up. After I got out I was on probation for 2 years. Jail sucks so I couldn't imagine being in prison.

    • @lewis2443
      @lewis2443 8 років тому +1

      Skylar McLaughlin dam that's had what did u go in for

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому

      Lewis Assault. Some girl kept talking about me so I beat her ass. I don't put up with people at all. Nobody has fucked with me since.

  • @Overtakergarage
    @Overtakergarage Рік тому +2

    It’s 2023 and wow Joe you have come a long way

  • @kekoajk05
    @kekoajk05 8 років тому +24

    For some reason (really unsure why), you seem like a decent dude joe, I hope this UA-cam thing works out for you brother.

  • @benwilson9658
    @benwilson9658 8 років тому +82

    Its so deceiving it looks like pink lemonade

    • @ma-scalia8629
      @ma-scalia8629 8 років тому +3

      what kind of pink lemonade do you drink?!

    • @benwilson9658
      @benwilson9658 8 років тому

      ma - scalia nah one shot it did

    • @ma-scalia8629
      @ma-scalia8629 8 років тому +1

      Benjamin Wilson oh ok

  • @joec.743
    @joec.743 7 років тому +132

    Thanks man you just saved me 10 bucks a day

  • @TM-ui6wx
    @TM-ui6wx 8 років тому +31

    that woman was a good sport. I would never drink that shit.

  • @lilindyg7045
    @lilindyg7045 8 років тому +105

    Prison weopons next?

    • @user-ti8pz2ej3x
      @user-ti8pz2ej3x 8 років тому

      GOAT FRIENDZY weapons dumbass

    • @lilindyg7045
      @lilindyg7045 8 років тому

      Tryhard253 ok bruh how am I tha dumbass?

    • @ThatGuy-yf7pj
      @ThatGuy-yf7pj 8 років тому +6

      you spelled weapons wrong. english is hard:(

    • @lilindyg7045
      @lilindyg7045 8 років тому

      That Guy well thanks dude for letting me know

    • @jamesmoore454
      @jamesmoore454 8 років тому +14

      I can teach y'all English for a small fee off 1 million dollars

  • @ratryox5667
    @ratryox5667 6 років тому +23

    Joe’s GF is a damn champ,
    “ Tastes like wine “ BOI

  • @Ben-pz7wo
    @Ben-pz7wo 8 років тому +116

    you should do some more videos on things people make in prison

    • @Ben-pz7wo
      @Ben-pz7wo 8 років тому +19

      like food, weapons, etc.

    • @lambchops-lol7754
      @lambchops-lol7754 8 років тому +13

      Ben .-. Well there are already a lot on UA-cam but not from real inmates

    • @yougetdestroyed1853
      @yougetdestroyed1853 8 років тому +2

      Ben .-. I would give it a like but it has 69 likes i dont wanna ruin it

  • @tbytv878
    @tbytv878 6 років тому +51

    the more she drinks the more she enjoyed

    • @PCLHH
      @PCLHH 6 років тому +3

      Yeah like olives

  • @Sage-ij6ml
    @Sage-ij6ml 8 років тому +36

    I love this modern rogue vid

  • @MMOStein
    @MMOStein 8 років тому +406

    I think I need to go to prison so I can appreciate life more.

  • @tempemail6606
    @tempemail6606 7 років тому +153

    I got 10 days in the hole for this haha

  • @darkkiller1485
    @darkkiller1485 8 років тому +277

    Wtf your cheating, you didnt make it in a toilet

  • @kristen1407
    @kristen1407 8 років тому +8

    you guys are adorable.....she felt so bad for you trying to comfort you after getting sick....lol....adorable

  • @arwdawd365
    @arwdawd365 7 років тому +11

    9:56 that doesnt sound bad, i wonder if the burning sensation of the alcohol masks the dirty sock dried seamen taste.

  • @nxdboi
    @nxdboi 8 років тому +21

    You seem like a very likable dude. I'm actually looking forward o watching more of you. Subbed!

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 8 років тому +86

    Bags of Joe's Prison Wine™ are going to fly off the shelves at WalMart, I can see it now. They need a big picture of your face on the front of the bag. Your profile picture will do nicely.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +24

      FlyingOverTr0ut the picture should be of me throwing this shit up. lol rough night with this stuff last night. lol😕😕😕😳

    • @FlyingOverTr0ut
      @FlyingOverTr0ut 8 років тому +20

      Just on the front! On the back there should be a picture of you hungover, looking miserable.

    • @yomomma2586
      @yomomma2586 6 років тому

      People gonna be like yo when riff raff make his own hooch.

  • @acidalienation6682
    @acidalienation6682 7 років тому +12

    Holy fucking shit, I know this an an old video but I have to share what just happened to me because of it.
    So I'm on these meds that can give you vivid dreams that feel like they're real. My friend was getting McDonald's in real life and apparently I passed out at some point, though I didn't realize it. When the friend "brought home the McDonald's", they also for whatever reason brought me a glass of wine, to which I did not object. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that the wine looked murky and full of pulp but figured it was just some weird sangria. So I took a sip, and tasted the most revolting shit ever and spit it right back out as I had NO IDEA what the shit was and why I actually decided to taste it.
    It was only upon waking up (in real life), that I realized that I was dreaming about THIS FUCKING PRISON PRUNO. YES, EXACTLY THIS FUCKING PRUNO AND I SWEAR TO GOD JOE, I COULD TASTE IT IN MY DREAM. IT WAS TERRIBLE.
    But congratulations, you are such a good story teller and paint such a good picture with your stories that I literally tastes this shit IN A DREAM.
    If my next dream is about peaches, or crazy chick, I'm coming to get you Joe.

  • @MarbRedFred
    @MarbRedFred 8 років тому +34

    Hahahaha bro I'd drink this! Any stories about people getting too drunk or overdosing/too high !?

    • @TrevorEst1994
      @TrevorEst1994 8 років тому +6

      MarbRed Fred please joe we need drug stories !

    • @MarbRedFred
      @MarbRedFred 8 років тому

      Joe if you do this I'll be so damn happy

    • @roanoneill9136
      @roanoneill9136 8 років тому

      Yaoi Man made a version with banana s took 12 hours tasted like shity vodka and got about 40%

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 8 років тому +1

      It is literally impossible for you to have gotten 40% alcohol concentration.

    • @Asifk88
      @Asifk88 8 років тому +3

      he got to 40% in 12 hours? you cant even get to 2% in 12 hours

  • @Soso-xz3iy
    @Soso-xz3iy 8 років тому +24

    The Cat at 6:14 was like what you doing over here lol😂😂😂

  • @eliasakers4369
    @eliasakers4369 7 років тому +46

    Who else loves his kitty

  • @matke743
    @matke743 7 років тому +516

    Anyone came here after breakup vid to see if this is Jessica lel

  • @CurtisAlfeld
    @CurtisAlfeld 8 років тому +9

    Who is Jessica?

  • @lynnstrickland9403
    @lynnstrickland9403 5 років тому +7

    "It tastes like fire going down my throat"!😂😂😂😂
    "And this fire is orange"!😂😂😂😂

  • @ezcondition
    @ezcondition 7 років тому +205

    is that FDA approved?

    • @MrSupertimous
      @MrSupertimous 7 років тому +11

      ezcondition BRUH

    • @Phoenixx-vy7ln
      @Phoenixx-vy7ln 7 років тому +35

      of course, everything he used is, so therefore it is. ask stupid question get stupid answers

    • @ColdnCruel444
      @ColdnCruel444 7 років тому +7

      ya if you like botulism

    • @edwinzeferino7621
      @edwinzeferino7621 7 років тому

      Thas gay

    • @thegrouch4705
      @thegrouch4705 6 років тому +1

      Phoenix2079x actually, your a answer was quite smart my friend

  • @trevorn2969
    @trevorn2969 8 років тому +70

    Whats mei doing here

  • @LxstMxmxry
    @LxstMxmxry 7 років тому +11

    Girl on left: *Dying*
    Joe: HOOOWEEE

    • @majik5194
      @majik5194 4 роки тому

      Lmao he's like "just like old times baby!"

  • @DM94JAK
    @DM94JAK 8 років тому +31

    Nice pretty girlfriend she seems like a good girl good for u bro

  • @jamestimmons1693
    @jamestimmons1693 7 років тому +41

    I made some with just the bread no yeast and it was ass kicking stuff

    • @connerstarkey1568
      @connerstarkey1568 7 років тому +5

      James Timmons that doesn’t even make sense yeast is what causes the sugar to turn to alcohol ur just drinking juice dafuq

    • @BoostnPlay
      @BoostnPlay 7 років тому +3

      conner starkey you just can’t buy yeast in prison. Most just use bread.

    • @keeganmonkey569
      @keeganmonkey569 7 років тому +16

      conner starkey you're stupid.

    • @abbysalrupture8157
      @abbysalrupture8157 6 років тому +4

      conner starkey Hey stupid bread has yeast in it

    • @purpleskald8130
      @purpleskald8130 6 років тому

      @@abbysalrupture8157 the yeast in the bread is already activated and won't effect the drink.

  • @shawneenjudd
    @shawneenjudd 7 років тому +23

    With everything you've covered (as far as prison basics go) you should really make a game. Like those phone farm games only prison crafting....

  • @bospqr
    @bospqr 7 років тому +92

    She's a good sport.

  • @FlyingOverTr0ut
    @FlyingOverTr0ut 8 років тому +9

    I want to see a professional wine taster rate this and do all that stuff they do like hold the drink up to the light and talk about the different flavors they detect.

    • @bryceausen3502
      @bryceausen3502 8 років тому +1

      FlyingOverTr0ut I'd probably pay to see that😂

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +4

      FlyingOverTr0ut i detect a distint flavor of rotten ness. lol

  • @richkidd9076
    @richkidd9076 5 років тому +1

    Cat jus chilln n the back video

  • @justinmccoy1865
    @justinmccoy1865 8 років тому +149

    So filtering it through a sock is more gross than fucking bread and pulp floating in it

    • @Fausto_4841
      @Fausto_4841 8 років тому +45

      I used a t-shirt. Fuck a sock, those are prison cumrags.

    • @gavocrazy
      @gavocrazy 8 років тому +12

      Belial61 literally, fuck a sock

    • @pokka4369
      @pokka4369 8 років тому +7

      Belial61 then you get protein in the wine.

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 8 років тому +1

      Yes. Much more gross.

    • @swaggmaster61
      @swaggmaster61 8 років тому +7

      If the sock is actually clean I don't see a big problem lol

  • @DarkDreew
    @DarkDreew 8 років тому +50

    You look like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.

    • @skarr4485
      @skarr4485 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Alexander no

    • @SlimeDisease50
      @SlimeDisease50 7 років тому +1

      Jordan Alexander dead ass i was thinking dattt😂😂

    • @trentonhamilton3891
      @trentonhamilton3891 7 років тому +4

      Jordan Alexander I swear I thought that earlier😂. She seems like she's wanna do things with Randy tho. R.I.P Mr. Lahey 2017

    • @rzaharias8074
      @rzaharias8074 6 років тому

      Lmfao you did him dirty af 🤦‍♂️

    • @Space1258
      @Space1258 6 років тому

      Alabama Diecast Boys Randy bobandy😂

  • @SoilentGr33n
    @SoilentGr33n 5 років тому +6

    "I think that's enough"
    LOL, the look on her face.

  • @InternetFad
    @InternetFad 8 років тому +36

    How did you meet your girlfriend?

  • @ballinglikechoji
    @ballinglikechoji 8 років тому +57

    Man, he's definitely used to making this stuff prison style!!! this is judging from how he didn't use the yeast properly haha 😂
    Man, back in the 9th grade we used to make bum wine on Wednesday (a solid week and a half in advance) so we could have it with a few bong rips on the following weekend. We'd use a mix of 3/4ths grape juice, 1/4th mango juice, a BUNCH of sugar since the more sugar and yeast used the stronger the alcoholic volume, and then add in about a of half a lemon for flavor.
    we'd usually do all this in a big pot over medium heat to help the sugar dissolve and the flavors mix in properly. While we did all the mixing we would revive the yeast by putting a few packs in warm water until it starts to fizz and smell like an old fish lol.
    After all this we'd put it in a big plastic bottle with a balloon on top and a few holes poked in the balloon so that we wouldn't have to "burp" it.
    So, after about a week and a half of fermenting we would have some STRONG ass wine!!! If I had to guess it's alcoholic volume I'd say it was around 20-25% a glass or two of that with a couple tokes of some good bud and we would be zoooooted. But then came 10th grade and we found some college kids who would just get us some gin or vodka for an extra buck or two on top of the base price. I might just make some here soon just for the hell of it.

    • @doublebubleguy12
      @doublebubleguy12 8 років тому +1

      I did something similar but I used corn meal instead of juice and took an old beer keg and turned it into a make shift still in 10th grade. Mind you I live in the backwoods of South Carolina so shinning isn't the most difficult thing to do when there is woods in your friends backyard:p

    • @ChromePlatedLions
      @ChromePlatedLions 8 років тому +1

      Balling Like Choji I thought this was pretty dope, and then I imagined Choji doing all this and omg I'm dead xD

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 8 років тому +12

      Except.... the limitation of alcohol concentration is the point where the alcohol inhibits the yeast. Past this point, more sugar won't do anything but make the drink sweeter, and more yeast will only speed up the process, not produce more alcohol.
      Yeast shouldn't smell like old fish either.
      You're not going to get concentrations of alcohol that high without highly specific strains of yeast you'd need to buy specially.

    • @kickop123
      @kickop123 8 років тому +1

      I used to do this too. but with grape juice. it was fucking nasty

    • @joselora3854
      @joselora3854 7 років тому +1

      Kreative Kush alcohol is practically impossible to get. Mayyyyyyyybe for the holidays with a corrupted CO paying him $300 cash for a bottle and not every co is willing to lose his job for that little amount of money. You can also go to the clinic and steal the hand sanitizer and come back to the cell and mix it with Tang and ice. Really cold it isn't too bad. Lol

  • @ILoveZMan
    @ILoveZMan 7 років тому +24

    i think you should have filtered it through a cloth or something at the end

  • @Renehelenius
    @Renehelenius 8 років тому +36

    This channel is going to blow up, like that bag of pruno if you forget to burp it. Some of the most entertaining videos on youtube :)

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +20

      Raazyz - thank you! that really means a lot!

    • @GerardoLopez-bp9cd
      @GerardoLopez-bp9cd 8 років тому +3

      Raazyz - yeah don't plan on going to prison but this is a good channel going on a good path

  • @aaronformanekgibson4382
    @aaronformanekgibson4382 8 років тому +20

    How to get someone in prison in trouble make this shit in there cell and let it explode 😂lol

    • @Korronikov
      @Korronikov 7 років тому +1

      Aaron formanek Gibson please go do this and record it😂

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 5 років тому +2

    I heard a story about some guys who were working in Dubai or the UAE. They bought freshly squeezed fruit juice, put yeast in it and drank it after a few days.

    • @mauritzonkelbach5905
      @mauritzonkelbach5905 5 років тому

      Yeah you can also take jelly when theyres fresh fruits in it.

  • @claxbie4742
    @claxbie4742 8 років тому +87

    I liked coz I saw a cat

    • @bigredii2253
      @bigredii2253 7 років тому +9

      Claxbie poor skipper 😭😭😭😿

  • @mikehawk3477
    @mikehawk3477 8 років тому +18

    Hey bro, I have some video ideas!
    Prison workout and
    Prison survival guide

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +19

      Karim Dulatov grear ideas! look for those videos in 2017!😀

  • @MrBrknsyt
    @MrBrknsyt 6 років тому +5

    I love how the cat looks at what you were doing and said.. "Nope."

  • @fastsofaracing
    @fastsofaracing 7 років тому +24

    Kitty comes outta left field and wants some hooch.

  • @ZombieOrchestra
    @ZombieOrchestra 8 років тому +12

    Make a few big ol' bags of prison wine, invite a few guys back to your cell to watch a Glee marathon or some Wrestling. Right Joe? Haaahahaaaha Peace Bro, Love your Vids.

  • @Jay0321
    @Jay0321 7 років тому +2

    Used to make field wine like this in the USMC, using MRE items and oranges.

  • @InevitableTruth247
    @InevitableTruth247 8 років тому +5

    Lmao, you can hide the bag around the prison, and don't let it burp. Just let it explode😂😂😂

  • @lunarifox3227
    @lunarifox3227 7 років тому +160

    LOOK AT THE KITTY

    • @patrickstar2528
      @patrickstar2528 6 років тому +1

      swae lee stop trying to start drama

    • @norangetm80
      @norangetm80 6 років тому +1

      I lOVE CATS

    • @deadshotdairy
      @deadshotdairy 6 років тому +1

      swae lee what got you triggered so easily from a simple text that said look at the kitty?

    • @jspence8863
      @jspence8863 5 років тому

      I saw kitty too 😺

    • @kitt3h
      @kitt3h 5 років тому +1

      KITTEH

  • @2fast4you25
    @2fast4you25 4 роки тому +2

    Hahaha she was like EEWWW hell naahh, you know I dont drink....
    3 sips later WEEEEEE it taste like wine its ok, soo you gonna drink that YEEEAAHH....

  • @joelahk9738
    @joelahk9738 8 років тому +67

    joe, ur the legend 27

  • @zombietodd69
    @zombietodd69 6 років тому +3

    This might honestly be my favorite aps vid that I neglected for so long

  • @karenwilson2894
    @karenwilson2894 4 роки тому +1

    I love that Joe tapped out and Jessica was like ya'll I'm into this. Let's day drink.

  • @joeymcjagger4028
    @joeymcjagger4028 7 років тому +62

    The only hall of fame i'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame on the wall of shame.

  • @CGoody564
    @CGoody564 8 років тому +4

    Probably should have strained it through a coffee filter or cheese cloth when pouring it. less solid bits and yeast and such.

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +1

      Cory Goodman yeah. that is a good point. lol

  • @jimhill2087
    @jimhill2087 7 років тому

    Joe, I can’t believe I’ve missed this video until now!!! Absolute GOLD!!!

  • @S3b0rg
    @S3b0rg 8 років тому +7

    are you making a prison slang video?

  • @evangoodreau4164
    @evangoodreau4164 6 років тому +3

    the cat in the background." hey I want me some prison wine bruh"

  • @samorenpalmer
    @samorenpalmer 5 років тому +1

    Dude thank you from Houston Texas. Keep up the dope ass work. Stay out of trouble

  • @jeffreypeterson3238
    @jeffreypeterson3238 5 років тому +6

    " now it's tough to find yeast packs in prison, and I want to make this as authentic as real prison wine, so I'm gonna use this pack if yeast."

  • @noxious_hamster
    @noxious_hamster 8 років тому +8

    Gotta love how your gf always has this why-am-i-doing-this look

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +10

      ᎠᎪᏒᏦ Ꮮ☢ᏒᎠ yeah she does. shes a trooper though. lol

  • @theloosemoose8200
    @theloosemoose8200 6 років тому

    We used to put in soda bottles and use the spring of a pen to make a valve so it could automatically burp when the pressure built up... makes it much easier because we made it in the kitchen and just leave it on top of the warmer (very tall)... 2 weeks later we just grab it down and get trashed while cooking..

  • @sjdstorm2
    @sjdstorm2 7 років тому +50

    Anyone here from his new video?

  • @Billy-ul8xk
    @Billy-ul8xk 7 років тому +58

    She not even ugly what are you guys talking about

    • @Beccuhchu
      @Beccuhchu 7 років тому +1

      Thats called jealousy

    • @killinqz
      @killinqz 7 років тому

      Xymna she is just a bit big

    • @Quahhn
      @Quahhn 5 років тому

      Steve Ray Killabru sure bud

  • @MrStealYoGrill4Life
    @MrStealYoGrill4Life 8 років тому +120

    Tbh your not a bad guy... Sometimes I feel like people judge others by there past..

    • @MJackson513
      @MJackson513 8 років тому +4

      their*

    • @MrSkinnyWhale
      @MrSkinnyWhale 7 років тому +17

      People will sure as fuck judge you for your grammar bro haha

    • @MJackson513
      @MJackson513 7 років тому +3

      i will

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 7 років тому

      Keskin that's exactly how you know they're a bad person. Not like you can judge people off their future

  • @alexkastano96
    @alexkastano96 6 років тому

    7:03 the cat teleported him self ....from that madness))
    8:03 Jessica looks like she is gonna eat or drink anything)))

  • @ItzRetz
    @ItzRetz 8 років тому +77

    How much alcohol % do you reckon that stuff is? Gotta be at least 20% right?

    • @twopliesman
      @twopliesman 8 років тому +22

      Depends on the sugar.
      Sometimes it's dangerous to make it like that because it can be too potent

    • @ItzRetz
      @ItzRetz 8 років тому +18

      twopliesman The more potent the better as far as I'm concerned lmao

    • @brightworld1148
      @brightworld1148 8 років тому +25

      Retz
      20 fucking %
      ?
      must be more,
      gotta be like 40%

    • @ItzRetz
      @ItzRetz 8 років тому +29

      WALLe COOKIE 40% would mean it's the same as vodka, that is too damn high.
      It's probably more like 15-20%, which is still SUPER strong. Just think about it this way, 20% of the liquid in that bag is pure alcohol... that's fucked

    • @cartooncharacter9920
      @cartooncharacter9920 8 років тому +3

      oh hey retz

  • @courtneygallivan2356
    @courtneygallivan2356 8 років тому +6

    Lmfao! I freakin love you Joe!
    I would drink your prison wine anytime ❣️

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +3

      Courtney Gallivan thank you. my prison wine is horribel though. lol

    • @courtneygallivan2356
      @courtneygallivan2356 8 років тому

      AfterPrisonShow your presence would make up for the horrible taste 😍😉😚

    • @courtneygallivan2356
      @courtneygallivan2356 8 років тому

      HamDaMan : ain't no body talkin ta you; you better back up brah ✌🏼️

    • @courtneygallivan2356
      @courtneygallivan2356 8 років тому +1

      Michael whatever; I'm not tryin to start any shit on MY MAN'S page....
      🖕🏽✌🏽💋

  • @getprobed838
    @getprobed838 7 років тому

    Where I was we never got oranges..or granulated sugar....or yeast packs packs...or fruit juice...people used several cans of V8...couple jars of honey and a kick starter they had..and would reuse...

  • @the6ix665
    @the6ix665 7 років тому +22

    Looks like throw up in a cup

  • @austiniscool1242
    @austiniscool1242 5 років тому +7

    AfterPrisonShow: Prison Se-
    UA-cam: Demonotized

  • @slipperygypsy1366
    @slipperygypsy1366 6 років тому

    in Australia we used vegemite for yeast fruit and fruit juice, and lollies and sugar for flavour

  • @waxxy8447
    @waxxy8447 6 років тому +21

    Y didn't u strainnit through a damn coffee filter ffs??

  • @emuller5591
    @emuller5591 8 років тому +5

    Gotta love the show!!!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +5

      Der Kommentator got-ta love the show! GO JOE! lol #gijoe

    • @emuller5591
      @emuller5591 8 років тому +2

      Keep on growing! Hope this shit gets real big one day! Shoutout from Germany!

  • @ericdawson1088
    @ericdawson1088 7 років тому

    this man should have this show on NBC bc he funny and this is well written show so props on making some of the best content on the whole website

  • @oconnoroutlaw8113
    @oconnoroutlaw8113 3 роки тому +3

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who started headbanging at the music parts. 🤣

  • @absulte0
    @absulte0 6 років тому +4

    When I read the description saying someone was going to throw up I would have betted on it being the girl, not you lmao

  • @tyrobertson6370
    @tyrobertson6370 7 років тому

    I used to make it weekly for the whole tank. Sheet squeezed apples and any other type of fruit we could get a hold of. Sugar, Jolly ranchers, Fireballs anything with sugar. Yeast or sourdough rolls and water.you can get it done faster if you keep it warm the whole time. I used a garbage bag. Yeilded about five gallons per week.

  • @jaydenbarnes9275
    @jaydenbarnes9275 8 років тому +7

    i wanna see a vid about prison gangs

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому

      Jayden Barnes There is documentaries on UA-cam.

    • @jaydenbarnes9275
      @jaydenbarnes9275 8 років тому +2

      Skylar McLaughlin but their full of shit. they dont tell it how it really is like joe would

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому

      Jayden Barnes Lmao true !

    • @jaydenbarnes9275
      @jaydenbarnes9275 8 років тому +2

      Skylar McLaughlin aye they only tell about crips and bloods.i live on the other side of the world so i wouldnt really know but surely they dont dominate the prisons?

    • @SkylarMariee1
      @SkylarMariee1 8 років тому

      Jayden Barnes I actually watched a documentary about the females that were involved in the crips and the bloods. The documentaries don't really tell you much about the inside.

  • @kathrynewright3987
    @kathrynewright3987 8 років тому +5

    Prison workout video

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  8 років тому +1

      kathryne wright definitely part of the 2017 content line up!

  • @sercelianbastard5806
    @sercelianbastard5806 3 роки тому

    Yo holding up 068 baby and this hands down is now my new favorite UA-cam dude!!! Amen