I left a comment or two directed at that clown Josh Thompson on his crappy podcast pointing out that you did nothing wrong and asked him if he had ever imitated a accent which I'am pretty sure the majority of humanity has!
Josh Thomson went on a lake cruise in Idaho in 2000 and choked a man out so badly that the man required CPR to be resuscitated. Josh was convicted of felony aggravated assault and served 6 months of a 3 year sentence before being released for good behavior. Hypocrite EDIT: This isn't speculation, this is a fact.
@@themonsterbabyJames lynch asked ddp about his relationship with guru in a postfight or prefight press conference. Moicanos octagon speach. Ufc countdown 300 and 301 I believe. At least two countdowns... yea he's doing big things
He's a coward of a man who bends over for the woke internet freaks cuz hes scared to be real about what he actually believes in like every single other person who takes moral superiority positions online
I had to chime in to the Chandler joke. I am a Black 26 year old who was adopted into a white family. Both my parents were white. If anyone is allowed to weigh in on something like this it’s me. Gurus joke was hilarious and I’ve genuinely had those kinds of conversations with my parents. It really disturbs me how offended some white people get about black jokes.
It's crazy how offended people get for someone else. I'm Mexican and people try to sympathize for Trump during his first election cause of build that wall, I'm like idgaf lmao they're baffled I wasn't offended
Because it's about chandler's kids lmao, you found it funny, that's cool bro. A parent is allowed to not like it when you make racist jokes about their kids
I’m on gurus side why is chandler such a soy boy he listened to his white wife’s demand to adopt black boys instead of having his own kids? VERY ODD and FUNNY 😂😂
i cant believe these adults are pout raging about guru. i dont even support him hard like that but the whole 'that we have to call human' bit is so corny but meanwhile people like ariel took pictures with oj simpson who was a woman beater and of course a murderer lol. you cant make this shit up
@DarrenReddix-p6r if I wasn’t sus of Jon jones before mma guru, I’m def sus of him after mma guru, so to me he cooked now I know if I see jones in a bar I should run
@DarrenReddix-p6r IF he reads it he reads it and maybe he gets a little annoyed, but fr fr he probably either retweets it with the fact that yes he would whoop my ass, or moves on to go interact with more people in bars. It’s the internet. Besides it’s not like these are comments I’d make on an innocent man’s name
Either Jon jones is an abusive PED cheat and holding up the heavyweight division, so guru came out with research. It is what it is. If I don’t want to be shamed for my negative behavior I try to grow up, because wtf
@ifgwelf Josh Thomson is a massive douche but there was some truth to what he was saying about Chandler. He's done a lot of shady shit in fights, opposite of how he claims to beat folks fair n square with hard work, pulling himself up by his boot straps 😂
@@thewalruswasjason101I agree. You don't talk about someone's kids, but I also find it weird he only adopts black kids. So, Chandler kinda made himself a target with the degenerate fanbase. I'm the type to find it funny, but kinda know it's wrong. The mains issue is the ppl that don't see what's wrong with it.
Anyone who doesn't think Brendan would absolutely squash Nate in a fight is ignoring logic in favor of who they like. Nate is fat when he barely gets to 200. He is not a big guy. Six feet is very different depending on what bone structure you are looking at. The toughest boy in third grade would still be smashed if the teacher decided to give him a beating. That's what would happen to Nate if Brendan ever decided to stepfather him. Brendan is a 6'4, former NFL player who has knocked out 9 heavyweight fighters. Brendan literally could kill Nate if he wanted to.
I'm sorry. I know most people don't like Schaub, but he would smoke Diaz in a fight. Nate fights at 170. He probably walks around 190 at best, and Schaub is like 245.
It's the double standard that I can't stand, people need to get off their high horse with their upstanding moral compass, acting like they've never made a semi dark joke in their lives.
Bro I agree. But to act like you don’t understand why it’s an issue with people is silly. One people here already have a race problem. And two people get sour when you talk about children. It’s really simple.
I was saying that someone needs to edit in that "balls in yo' jaws" song instead of Guru's impressions. There are other options too, but that'd at least be a good start.😂
That shit was cringe. Pound for pound, inch for inch, Nate is 10x the fighter Schaub ever was. Brendan is a clown in the sport and known for just getting KO'd
That would matter if he was a boxer. Now if it happened in an MMA match between the two then your comment would matter but as of now it's just another uneducated, ill advised, amateurish attempt at a gotcha from another uneducated weirdo on the internet
Exactly. The entire point of the joke is the contrast between two characters. Dork chandler and his proper positive speech vs cool not caring negative sons. It isn't putting anyone down. People pretend to offended like that kid that would pretend to be drunk after 2 sips
Shane Carwin has said before that him and Brendan are not friends, the way Brendan talks about it you’d think they’re close friends, just strange all around.
I can't stand the fake outrage from Karen's like Josh and Big John like they've never said worse in a locker room. Really was a harmless joke and are we supposed to pretend that impression isn't accurate? Such phonies!
Yeah can't do an impression of kids when no one knows their voices. So what's he supposed to do when someone asks for one? You try to come up with the funniest thing you can think of. It's called entertainment and these washed up has beens never understood it even in their primes
Not to mention lots of black people have said worse online about Chandler adopting those boys. McCarthy is too afraid to confront them and thinks guru will get him some clicks on that horribly boring show he’s got
That Michael chandler's kids impression was one of the very few livestreams I ever actually watched. Awesome to see how many times it's come up since then
Maybe it's the color orange. D Trizzy has that luminous spray tan, and Piggy G has the ginger beard. Maybe that's why so many hunters get taken out "by accident" too. Their buddies see the bright orange vest and momentarily lose control.🤔
Not fan of Brendan but in this situation I'm with him. Nate is a clown he talks crap about anyone he wants but when someone else talks back he can't handle it. This Shane Calwin is real deal situation it's terrible.
He is a gangster when he faces civilians hiding behind his wanna be cholo friends When he face a trained fighter or a real mma guy he throws water bottles from distance 😂
Bro honestly, I burst out laughing when they played your impression on the tomson podcast. I don't no how they kept a straight face either. That shit was hilarious.
guru i love how you reminisce about working and listening to these guys. please more mma guru lore, it's interesting. you gettin big, time to practice the guru shuffle.
Josh Thompson hates Chandler. They are playing this because they want people to hear it. They are talking shit so they don’t get cancelled. But why give it more views??
100% Anytime anyone says anything that can get them cancelled, it is the media making sure everyone hears what was said and manufacturers the outrage. Never apologise and make it known that the media are to blame
Schaub’s a good dude. Saw him at the ONE show in Denver. He introduced a bunch of fighters to this disabled kid and let him sit in his front row seat for the last part of the show.
Brendan seems like a dude who is super insecure with the status he's gained and made a fake persona when he's genuine like here he seems like a chill guy
Never tuned in to Guru, knew of him and knew he was knowledgeable and funny. Glad I did, I’m a subscriber now. He is pretty cool. The Abu Dhabi weigh in break down was strong.
That michael chandler joke was funny af. I'm not white or black but if it would of been a Hispanic joke it still would of been funny. People too sensitive.
@@FourthDensityProductionsNot only Patrice, every comedian ever sitting in a green room has made FAR worse jokes than that and everyone laughs because it's obviously a joke
@@Barbarossa_F Ikr, can’t stand people white knighting against comedy, usually people who can’t be funny to save their lives… like the dude in the vid with big John. But he can fight Guru though, watch out!
This was going to happen eventually. Outrageous (but funny) clips are hitting the mainstream and I'm loving it. The only thing less likely to take a joke than an American, is an MMA American. God speed.
SCHAUB VS DIAZ GRAPPLING MATCH MUST HAPPEN WE NEED CRAIG JONES TO GET THIS DONE ASAP!
We love you piggy
Mexicans own you tho
Mexicans and black own you vitch
Bro, how do u do an Aussie accent so good and know all our puns to boot!! Have you lived here for a time or wtf bro, too good!!
I left a comment or two directed at that clown Josh Thompson on his crappy podcast pointing out that you did nothing wrong and asked him if he had ever imitated a accent which I'am pretty sure the majority of humanity has!
Brendan Shaub finally makes a good point and nobody thought to invite Schmitty?!?!?!
Schmitty made that podcast massive
how could you invite someone to a great point!?
@@ITJustMeKGit’s a fkn joke dude Jesus Christ get checked for autism
😹
So sick of this fuckn joke will somebody hurry up and fucking invite schitty already 😂❤
Josh Thomson went on a lake cruise in Idaho in 2000 and choked a man out so badly that the man required CPR to be resuscitated. Josh was convicted of felony aggravated assault and served 6 months of a 3 year sentence before being released for good behavior. Hypocrite
EDIT: This isn't speculation, this is a fact.
That's fd up
@@nobodysfavourite6953😂
Exactly jokes are worse than assault apparently 😂
He also went on Blind Date and was a complete beta who wouldn't make a move on his hot date.
It was a drunken brawl involving a trained fighter. I like how you tried to word your comment like he just walked up and choked out a random guy.
Only a man with CTE would laugh at someone caring about another person with CTE 😂
Or just a 5 yr old acting like a tough gangsta
Only a man with CTE would laugh at a man with CTE caring about another person with CTE. Cte what I did there?
@@kkaka26or a guy with CTE acting like a 5 yr old gangster
@@kkaka26yeah he acts like that because he has CTE. 😂
The thing is, Nate doesn’t know he has cte😂.
Nina crashing out on Guru might just have been the best thing for his career. Soon he's going to get mentioned at a press conference. Go piggy go 😂
He already has I think. And even better than that he's been mentioned during an octagon interview.
@@themonsterbabyJames lynch asked ddp about his relationship with guru in a postfight or prefight press conference. Moicanos octagon speach. Ufc countdown 300 and 301 I believe. At least two countdowns... yea he's doing big things
"See You At The Top"
Pretty sure Dana would put a stop to it soon as it begins. He is/was Vince’s pal after all…
@@ezradaiquiri11311bros got the Guru’s highlight reel
“What are you gonna do, volume punch me”
Goat stuff only
He should've included that in one of his horrific specials, might've finally exceeded a 1/10 rating on IMDB.
Saved his comedy career with that 10/10 comeback
Bro when I watched that in real time in a short I choked on my water and started seal clapping 😂😂
The funny part is Nate’s pillow punches could still KO Shaub cuz of his glass jaw lol
@@MMAMonke😂
Josh thompson would make you think guru has a bunch of kids in his freezer 😭 how is a grown dude whos been fighting his whole life so soft emotionally
He's a coward of a man who bends over for the woke internet freaks cuz hes scared to be real about what he actually believes in like every single other person who takes moral superiority positions online
Political correction and years of white guilt got to him.
@@OhDannyboy7 looks mixed to me
No he doesn't lol😂😂😂@revilooliver486
Being an MMA fan without Guru in this era would be almost unbearable.
Literally this sport would be boring af without him
Hes an organic based creation from the universe in response to the ufc mellowing out
@@flashy-macho4203he doesn’t add anything to the fights? What do you mean? He’s just a guy who talks.
@@anthonybrown3606if u think that’s all he does. You’re an idiot
How? You are alive to see the goat Jones and schmitty carry on the legacy of mma
I had to chime in to the Chandler joke. I am a Black 26 year old who was adopted into a white family. Both my parents were white. If anyone is allowed to weigh in on something like this it’s me. Gurus joke was hilarious and I’ve genuinely had those kinds of conversations with my parents. It really disturbs me how offended some white people get about black jokes.
I have yet to meet a Black person that was offended by that joke
It's crazy how offended people get for someone else. I'm Mexican and people try to sympathize for Trump during his first election cause of build that wall, I'm like idgaf lmao they're baffled I wasn't offended
Because it's about chandler's kids lmao, you found it funny, that's cool bro. A parent is allowed to not like it when you make racist jokes about their kids
thank you for blessing guru with the n word joke my G
I’m on gurus side why is chandler such a soy boy he listened to his white wife’s demand to adopt black boys instead of having his own kids? VERY ODD and FUNNY 😂😂
Your Aussie accent is 10/10, brother. I've converted like 3 forklift drivers in the warehouse to guru fans and I'm so proud. Love you.
Keep going. Well done...😁
Forklift Chad's are welcome
John mcarthy acting like guru mowed through a crowd of pre schoolers
They're just mad Guru has surpassed them in subscribers and has far more daily listeners lmao
@@BazookaTooth707 They fucking DESPISE that a non mma fighter's opinion has more weight than theirs
having to endure the virtue signalling from Thomson and Mccarthy was seriously tough going...
Their podcast sucks and they are desperate for views so why not mention guru
i cant believe these adults are pout raging about guru. i dont even support him hard like that but the whole 'that we have to call human' bit is so corny but meanwhile people like ariel took pictures with oj simpson who was a woman beater and of course a murderer lol. you cant make this shit up
I hope South Park makes an mma episode where Cartman becomes the MMAGuru and just roasts everyone in the mma world,
Id have to watch the entirety of the show atp that’s so gold
That is a genius idea partner!
@DarrenReddix-p6r if I wasn’t sus of Jon jones before mma guru, I’m def sus of him after mma guru, so to me he cooked now I know if I see jones in a bar I should run
@DarrenReddix-p6r IF he reads it he reads it and maybe he gets a little annoyed, but fr fr he probably either retweets it with the fact that yes he would whoop my ass, or moves on to go interact with more people in bars. It’s the internet. Besides it’s not like these are comments I’d make on an innocent man’s name
Either Jon jones is an abusive PED cheat and holding up the heavyweight division, so guru came out with research. It is what it is. If I don’t want to be shamed for my negative behavior I try to grow up, because wtf
Guru is legit one of the funniest dudes in all of media, not just mma media. I can’t watch a single video without busting a gut laughing
When he said they're right to hate me 😂😂😂
No one cracks me up like him 😂
NAH MATE, DO ME GOOCH
Schaub finally got a 10-8 over someone
It doesn't count because it's Nate Diaz. Dude has 3 active brain cells max at any given moment.
😂
@@POPLee14 that’s 3 more brain cells then you
Rare DICEY DICEY W
He might have 2 or 9 brain cells
Funny thing is Josh Thompson was trashing Chandler on a podcast years ago calling him a fake nice guy and everyone at Bellator hated him 😂
Yeah thats Josh trying to get fake good guy points "Ohhh Im so good guiz, standing up for a guy I trash"
@ifgwelf Josh Thomson is a massive douche but there was some truth to what he was saying about Chandler. He's done a lot of shady shit in fights, opposite of how he claims to beat folks fair n square with hard work, pulling himself up by his boot straps 😂
People are ( rightly) upset with Guru mocking the children. That’s where the line should be drawn
@@thewalruswasjason101😂
@@thewalruswasjason101I agree. You don't talk about someone's kids, but I also find it weird he only adopts black kids. So, Chandler kinda made himself a target with the degenerate fanbase. I'm the type to find it funny, but kinda know it's wrong. The mains issue is the ppl that don't see what's wrong with it.
That guy holding the phone playing your impression with an angry face made it even funnier 😂😂😂
Right lmao. True cinema
I’m sure John McCarthy, an LAPD officer in the 1990s, has great opinions on race.
Lol 😂 so true!
This was a good one lmfao
Well said 😂
He was the one passing out the sticks at the Rodney piñata party
They gotta lie to get their shekels.
Now imagine if Brendan forgot to press record after dropping that whole monologue lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Chin
And on his crying for views one as well.
He did it was take 5
@@bbailey9429average nate fan
Anyone who doesn't think Brendan would absolutely squash Nate in a fight is ignoring logic in favor of who they like. Nate is fat when he barely gets to 200. He is not a big guy. Six feet is very different depending on what bone structure you are looking at. The toughest boy in third grade would still be smashed if the teacher decided to give him a beating. That's what would happen to Nate if Brendan ever decided to stepfather him. Brendan is a 6'4, former NFL player who has knocked out 9 heavyweight fighters. Brendan literally could kill Nate if he wanted to.
Brendan could maul Nate
Nate has been fighting. Brendan has fought or trained in yeass
@NASkeywest nate has barely fought too lol. Sitting out and losing constantly
@@NASkeywestBrendan would still destroy him
@@NASkeywesthow do you know he’s not training still a lot of fighters still train after they are done fighting
I never thought I'd hear the lines "This is the energy we need from Brendan Schuab" on this channel.
STAND YA BASE
@@The_Reality_Filter CUT YA BASE EDDIE CLEEAAAN LINES YE
This video and comment have got me in chuckles. I mean its supposed to be a serious event but fk does Guru get us every time.
If you hate guru, you better hate jones even more. Jokes aren’t equal to actual events hahaha
I want him to fight Schuab. They weigh about the same.
I'm sorry. I know most people don't like Schaub, but he would smoke Diaz in a fight. Nate fights at 170. He probably walks around 190 at best, and Schaub is like 245.
It's the double standard that I can't stand, people need to get off their high horse with their upstanding moral compass, acting like they've never made a semi dark joke in their lives.
Facts, I’m glad we have guru to put them in their place LMFAO
And you know they both laughed (off air) when they first heard it 😂
Bro I agree. But to act like you don’t understand why it’s an issue with people is silly. One people here already have a race problem. And two people get sour when you talk about children. It’s really simple.
Acting like they’re perfect humans. It’s so cringe and seems like nothing but virtue signaling
@@AceReduxit’s not an “issue” at all it was a risky joke lmao
Damn, these old dudes really getting fed up with a young stud Guru killing the game in his ramshackle fart palace! KEEP WINNING, KING!
🦽💨💨
Fart palace 😂
Man brought out "ramshackle"
😂😂👌👌
@@OzzyozzysheeshI’m surprised we’ve never heard them on stream Guru must really silent but deadly ☠️😂
The gas garden
When bro popped up saying he was a “former” fat guy then just got hushed back to the buffet killed me. 😂😂😂
Hushed back to the buffet gott dayumn 😂
Schaub: I feel bad for my friend
Diaz: heh hold up
😂
i literally lol'd reading this
Guru comment section always coming through with the lulz
Lmfaooo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@ifgwelfdude it’s the fucking best 😅
Im black, I pissed myself with Chandlers kids joke. Millennials ruined humanity.
Sorry for your loss
@@alephthenemesis5038 ????
Please hand in your black card at your nearest KFC
@@LorenzoPredicts shut up dude....
Millenials? That kind of humor has been around longer than the country of USA
DUDE U TRUELY LIFT MY DAY SEEING THESE DUDES 50+ CRY OVER A JOKE MAKES ME CRY (LAUGHIN!!!)
Seeing all the ‘tough’ mma personalities getting riled up by some edgy jokes from just a weird British dude is hilarious
Cause they have glass egos
Americans are soy
“I would beat him up!”
Imagine making such a proud declaration when referring to a dude in a wheelchair? Like, no shit, so would a staircase.
Decadence breeds contempt.
fighters have the most fragile egos for some reason.
Them being straight faced while playing the clip is too good
I was saying that someone needs to edit in that "balls in yo' jaws" song instead of Guru's impressions. There are other options too, but that'd at least be a good start.😂
If it was some famous comedian saying that they'd be laughing their ass off, these dudes lame af
I love how self aware you are. Would love to see you on a misfits card. The press conference and the guru just spitting facts annihilating fools😂😂
it's funny to see how bad MMA UA-cam is. Guru is our only savior
That's because 99% of them are scared to call out Dana and his cronyism.
sewer king is pretty funny
@@jellybowl7332 not quite mma.
I like bedtime too ngl
The king of the sewers is the king of the people
This was one of the best rants of all time by Brendan. He fully burnt Nate.
You mean the only good rant? It still came across a little annoying cause it's schaub...
schaub is a fucking loser and a failure as a fighter. Prove me wrong
That shit was cringe. Pound for pound, inch for inch, Nate is 10x the fighter Schaub ever was. Brendan is a clown in the sport and known for just getting KO'd
@SammySam7x what is nates record again? 😂
Brendan Schaub calling out Nate Diaz on his podcast with his legs crossed is very intimidating.
no way nate is still acting like a gangster after losing to jake paul 😭
Especially in the way he lost, just giving up 1/3 of the way through and trying to showboat when he was getting his face boxed off.
The fact that there's people thinking any of pauls fights ISNT rigged amazes me.
Sounds like he's got CTE himself lol
@@raging100
He rigged the Fury loss?
That would matter if he was a boxer. Now if it happened in an MMA match between the two then your comment would matter but as of now it's just another uneducated, ill advised, amateurish attempt at a gotcha from another uneducated weirdo on the internet
Chandler impression is funny as fuck. Southpark level shit
Exactly. The entire point of the joke is the contrast between two characters. Dork chandler and his proper positive speech vs cool not caring negative sons. It isn't putting anyone down. People pretend to offended like that kid that would pretend to be drunk after 2 sips
@@Darkhare33it’s definitely a racist joke 😂😂
It's lifted straight from Me, Myself & Irene
@@Darkhare33yea it’s a funny joke
Shane Carwin has said before that him and Brendan are not friends, the way Brendan talks about it you’d think they’re close friends, just strange all around.
Exactly
The Brendan Schuab as a gynecologist bit at 12:30 got me dying
Me too 😂
I’m fuckin crying 😂
The bit with Batista was also hilarious different video but this dude has gold moments
Great guru moment
Lol 👉🏻
Brendan schaub and Nate Diaz go into a room. Only one man walks back out and that man is Jon Jones!
jon jones loves bwc
Yeah cuz he was hiding in the closet
Cause he sees two men tussling HE WANTS IN
Lmfao
Exactly! Only one man makes it out of the room it's Jon Jones! They don't learn.
If I just watch John and Josh popcast without knowing the context, I thought MMA Guru did some serious crimes 😂😂😂
Coming from a “former” fat guy myself was the funniest part 😂
I dunno why but it's always angered me mildly that Josh's last name is Thomson not Thompson 😠
No silent p, no big deal lol.
@@TheCristianalvarez it just looks wrong to me 🕵️
That's the fault of some moron working at Ellis Island
Put your shirt back on and get a job pal
@@ifgwelfcould have made a play on words with the submachine gun too for his nickname.
Josh acting like he never bullied that podcast dave guy that use to be on their show
good for brendan. He's been due for one W its just the laws of the universe lol
Yup so much clowning was going on he was due for a dub
Hell no
Its cute how Thomson and Mccarthy still believe they are relevant
who?
They died on thet onlyFans hill. I guess they are still promoting 😂😂😂
John McCartney
Who the f**k are those guys?? 😂
Amen! Joey, Guru, and Tracy are keeping up and creating interest in UFC. I’ve been a fan for a few years and never heard of that pissed off guy
Hey don't be so rude.... you forgot Jesse on fire 😂
mma joey😂😂😂😂
That volume punches line fuckin took me out. By far the funniest line Brendan has ever said, oh my god 🤣
If only he could be that funny on stage, he might actually be a part of the new 250
@@yumjoystyle2😂
@@yumjoystyle2dude hes got the 🥜 to try standup u got my respect
I'm so sick of these self righteous hypocrites.
Lucas Tracy retiring and coming back with a hat and still smokin weighin in is incredible 😂
I can't stand the fake outrage from Karen's like Josh and Big John like they've never said worse in a locker room. Really was a harmless joke and are we supposed to pretend that impression isn't accurate? Such phonies!
Yeah can't do an impression of kids when no one knows their voices. So what's he supposed to do when someone asks for one? You try to come up with the funniest thing you can think of. It's called entertainment and these washed up has beens never understood it even in their primes
Yup. The red flags of white guys to not trust. I don’t like guys who pretend like they don’t say offensive things
Not to mention lots of black people have said worse online about Chandler adopting those boys. McCarthy is too afraid to confront them and thinks guru will get him some clicks on that horribly boring show he’s got
In the end the whole joke was teenage kids not wanting to listen to their upbeat dad, pretty generic
@@libertarianpunk8558 yup, they say the worst shit but get no critique from mainstream. THEY OPENLY HATE YOU WHITE MAN
When tf did Brendan become so well-spoken?! 😂 I actually like him here.
I think cause he's actually genuine af in this rant lmao when he doesn't care he can't even say words clearly
@@thenedsmmachannel8970 lol makes sense
Brendan isn't as annoying as people make him out to be. Half the dudes in MMA are worse people than him
You must be a casual to the sport
@@thenedsmmachannel8970also stoned in many of his famous clips
Side note, we need to get Guru to 250k subs before Ariel. 🤣 Ariel said it was his goal to hit 250k by 2025.
I just unsubbed from ariels channel... everybit counts 😂
Schaub actually cooked him like a part-time chef at PF Changs...
Chef means boss, no boss is part time. You're an idiot and so are the 11 people you liked dumbass comment.
That Michael chandler's kids impression was one of the very few livestreams I ever actually watched. Awesome to see how many times it's come up since then
The piety and self-righteousness of Thomson and McCarthy is laughable.
they get off on feeling morally superior
22:30 he had “no idea” who she was then immediately remembered who she is after he heard “Her size” LMAO 😭
hey man her size is hard to miss hard to forget
„Oh Amy Chaplin yeah!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i thought the same shit😂😂😂😂
Yea like wtf 😂
Weighing in seems like a right laugh I must check it out 😂 the most stale 90 seconds of a podcast I've ever seen. Keep bringing the laughs Guru
Schaub vs Diaz for the CTE championship, winner gets Tito
Loser gets Tito'ed
It’s when he says “if you do bring your goons bring atleast 4 or 5” 🤣
‘Guru Derangement Syndrome’ is VERY real 😄
Maybe it's the color orange. D Trizzy has that luminous spray tan, and Piggy G has the ginger beard. Maybe that's why so many hunters get taken out "by accident" too. Their buddies see the bright orange vest and momentarily lose control.🤔
Yo I was just saying that 😁 it's akin to how they hate on Trump in a way lol
Yo I was just saying that 😁 it's akin to how they hate on Trump in a way lol
@@thefranken-thingpeople have hated gingers forever so you might be onto something
All this proves is that none of the mainstream MMA media or personalities understand a single thing about what the Guru does.
Thomson threatening you and insulting you is no different than mma guru doing an mma impression
I will forgive and fully support Kamaru Usman if he refers to himself as Marty from Nebraska for the rest of his career.
💯
Who? Do you know me? Yes you're marty
I’m sure he’s so crushed you’ve withheld your forgiveness and support for years 😂
@@nashbullet3213 usman dick tasting good? it's a joke in youtube comments, grandstanding here of all places is just wild
@@nashbullet3213 That’s why I’m offering him a way out. Keep up.
Everyone mentions the guru now huh
It’s like some kind of forbidden seal got released and everyone’s taking shots at him now 😂
Who would’ve guessed a racist gets called out 😮
@@Diamondsmuggleryou are the racist, bud
@@Diamondsmuggler Everyone's racist, mate. Accept it, get over it.
Makes them relevant and Guru money. Win win
Bih John told Josh to turn it off because he was gonna laugh
I know we're supposed to hate Schaub, but the man was a legit badass heavyweight at one point, and I'm 100% sure he would destroy Nate.
What do you mean “supposed”? That’s your choice kid.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was one of the worst HWs OAT.
@@The_RealDonhe cant form his own views so he just follows others
He was a pro fighter yes, but not very talented lol... Diaz at heavyweight would squash him like a bug
What an L take you idiot
Not fan of Brendan but in this situation I'm with him. Nate is a clown he talks crap about anyone he wants but when someone else talks back he can't handle it. This Shane Calwin is real deal situation it's terrible.
Nate chocked out McGregor, he can say whatever the fuck he wants
@@KingBigDoonMcGregor dropped Nate like 12 times between the two fights they had. Horrific ass beating.
MMA GURU PUTTING FIGHTERS ON NOTICE. 💯😎
But…. Nate Diaz is a gangster, he’s so good at…. Getting beat up
And throwing chairs at civilains and jumping people with 15 on 1
Remember father and husband of two kids 40 years old
He is a gangster when he faces civilians hiding behind his wanna be cholo friends
When he face a trained fighter or a real mma guy he throws water bottles from distance 😂
26:30 ironically guru is doing way more for the sport in terms of promotion, discussion and covering drama than either of these two are atm😂
Not really you'd watch MMA if guru wasn't around. You watch it with him around too. Same for those guys
Bro honestly, I burst out laughing when they played your impression on the tomson podcast. I don't no how they kept a straight face either. That shit was hilarious.
24:55 I wonder if Joshy-boy made that same face while he was drunkenly strangling a man so badly that he required CPR to be resuscitated.🤔
"Coming from a former fattie myself" I laughed so hard 😂😂 Man the delusion is real
Dude when Thomson played the impression I was dying
Guru with all due respect, you are the jester of the MMA community with a ton of knowledge so you’re needed
Guru, please never stop talking shit😂 You’re the reason why MMA is interesting
STAND YOUR BASE NATE
RIGHT HAND UPPERCUT RIGHT HAND TASTE SHOTS NATE
😂😂😂
Shane Carwin isn’t actually Brendan Schaumburg friend and hasn’t been for like 10 years
guru i love how you reminisce about working and listening to these guys. please more mma guru lore, it's interesting. you gettin big, time to practice the guru shuffle.
Brendan Schaub as a gynecologist 12:38 💀
Was brushing my teeth when he got to that point 😂 had to stop
Dr. Bapa the 🐈oIogist
The best part 🤣
First day on the job as a gynecologist: “SUICIDAL THOUGHTS!”
THATS P*SSY!🤣🤣 I WAS DRIVING ON THE WAY TO WORK AND ALMOST WRECKED
10:00, that pause makes me believe Schaub knew about Nick Diaz’s drug problems… that, or the cte is kickin in
24:13 "HEY MAN SHUT YO..."😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This killed me
I had tears streaming down my face bro.. I have sat through hours of specials from multi milionaire comedians and not laugh once. That was hilarious.
LMFAO
John McCarthy almost laughed
Josh Thompson hates Chandler. They are playing this because they want people to hear it. They are talking shit so they don’t get cancelled. But why give it more views??
Thomson is the biggest Chandler hater lol
You nailed it
@thenedsmmachannel8970 he hates the way that he walks, the way that he talks, he hates the way that he dress
100%
Anytime anyone says anything that can get them cancelled, it is the media making sure everyone hears what was said and manufacturers the outrage.
Never apologise and make it known that the media are to blame
Lmao the most feminine way to talk shit about someone
The volume punch me got me 😂🔥
Schaub’s a good dude. Saw him at the ONE show in Denver. He introduced a bunch of fighters to this disabled kid and let him sit in his front row seat for the last part of the show.
You know that every fighter would do that including Nate and Colby ?
Brendan seems like a dude who is super insecure with the status he's gained and made a fake persona when he's genuine like here he seems like a chill guy
I was there, it was empty
It's called grifting you fckin idiot @sooperboof
Yeah he seems cool, nobody's perfect even ned Flanders snapped that one time.
"Unscathed, with a diet coke." xD
😂😂
🤣 I want that on a t shirt
He’s sooo!!! Right, I was a fan 2017-19 I had no idea they were still doing this shit…
MMA Guru’s 10k fighter bonus in 2025 gonna be fire. (Yeah, I haven’t forgotten)
People forget man, we’ll find out on October 26 man
Get outta there people forget man this is he's World.
Never tuned in to Guru, knew of him and knew he was knowledgeable and funny. Glad I did, I’m a subscriber now. He is pretty cool. The Abu Dhabi weigh in break down was strong.
Welcome to the team.... 👍
I love that McCarthy knew it was Amy, as soon as that guy said the word size. 😂😂
You don't just forget MASS of that proportion.
This is a W video lmfao, the fact they are so mad about the Michael chandler impression is funny af 😂
Brendans funnier when he's in a pistoff rant, then his written comedy bits.. Had me howling 😅
They trying to cancel the guru so hard yet no one cares lol
Thomson getting offended just seems like he's putting on an act. Who is actually that uptight?
Oh man Josh is, he is Mr No Fun on that podcast
Yeah, and the crazy thing is if you look at chandler and his psycho looking wife it really is weird to be adopting black kids.
You can't settle a beef in jiu jitsu. Might as well play ping pong.
That michael chandler joke was funny af. I'm not white or black but if it would of been a Hispanic joke it still would of been funny. People too sensitive.
Patrice O’Neal would have laughed at that joke
theyr not sensitive they just want to appear that they are, they dont give a fuck
@@FourthDensityProductionsNot only Patrice, every comedian ever sitting in a green room has made FAR worse jokes than that and everyone laughs because it's obviously a joke
@@Barbarossa_F Ikr, can’t stand people white knighting against comedy, usually people who can’t be funny to save their lives… like the dude in the vid with big John. But he can fight Guru though, watch out!
And we got schaub 10-8 Nate Diaz before GTA 6
Can’t believe I rooted for Schaub over Diaz
These Podcast guys would have an insane raging meltdown if they listened to Guru’s live stream impressions 😂
This was going to happen eventually. Outrageous (but funny) clips are hitting the mainstream and I'm loving it. The only thing less likely to take a joke than an American, is an MMA American. God speed.
Bro Brendan can high-key cut some promo😭