Step Brothers - Funny Quotes

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  • @troopman17
    @troopman17 8 років тому +2585

    The fact that he's in the backseat kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @warcraftdude13
    @warcraftdude13 5 років тому +127

    The fact he yelled "MOM!" Showing he's just as immature lol I love it.

  • @dylanbaxter3164
    @dylanbaxter3164 5 років тому +376

    “I’ve had thee old bull now I want the young calf”😂

    • @allelitetyler9526
      @allelitetyler9526 5 років тому +25

      Dylan Baxter And she grabs me by the weiner

    • @jackminton352
      @jackminton352 5 років тому +27

      Tyler Palkovitz SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • @hannam7589
    @hannam7589 7 років тому +288

    "I'm not gonna call him dad."
    "You're 39 years old, I wouldn't expect you to call him dad."
    "Well I'm not going to. Ever. *Even if there's a fire.*"

    • @Hein99
      @Hein99 2 роки тому +4

      My best friend and I say that line to each other all the time "EVEN IF THERES A FIRE!"

    • @Deeznutz...
      @Deeznutz... Рік тому +1

      @@Hein99 u gotta good friend bro hahahah

  • @jocelynne9104
    @jocelynne9104 8 років тому +170

    Love when Will Farrel says, "You dont say that". XD

  • @Elgar337
    @Elgar337 8 років тому +2373

    This is a house of learned doctors.

    • @ElijahKMcCoy
      @ElijahKMcCoy 8 років тому +279

      "You're not a doctor. You're a big fat curly headed fuck!" 😂😂😂

    • @maryconn1
      @maryconn1 8 років тому +77

      +Elijah McCoy "Shhh. You'll wake up my dad and get me grounded"

    • @arsenalforlife9424
      @arsenalforlife9424 8 років тому +69

      You and your mom are hillbilies

    • @Daniel-qw7mm
      @Daniel-qw7mm 7 років тому +1

      Elgar T.W. h

    • @fuloplengyel2585
      @fuloplengyel2585 6 років тому +9

      Karma3203 "loudly" just shut up

  • @aenjgeal
    @aenjgeal 10 років тому +516

    "She grabs me by the weiner-"
    "SHUT THE FUCK UP"
    never gets old XD

  • @vingasoline5068
    @vingasoline5068 4 роки тому +92

    “ WHEN YOU OPPRESS PEOPLE, THEY RISE UP, IN A FIREY ANGER!” Underrated quote 😂

  • @GrantBoonzaier
    @GrantBoonzaier 9 років тому +870

    Probably one of the funniest movies of all time. I LOL'd

    • @edmundalster_8886
      @edmundalster_8886 6 років тому +4

      Grant Boonzaier agreed

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 6 років тому +7

      Its between Step Brothers and Borat!

    • @joecoe4416
      @joecoe4416 6 років тому

      Its between Step Brothers and Borat!

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws 5 років тому +1

      Chuckythebest Slasher these two are absolutely hilarious in talladega nights aswell🤣😂😂

    • @iamjason1279
      @iamjason1279 5 років тому +1

      Grant Boonzaier talladega nights 2nd best😂😭

  • @oooMTBMTBooo
    @oooMTBMTBooo 8 років тому +1261

    I'm never calling him dad EVEN IF THERES A FIRE 😂😂😂😂😂 what hahaha

    • @tiggzerrz8300
      @tiggzerrz8300 Рік тому

      “Robert better not get in my face.. cause I’ll drop that mother fucker.” 😭😭

  • @egr8853
    @egr8853 7 років тому +95

    John C Reilly is SOOOO underrated. the guy is a genius!

  • @ProXyFullBack
    @ProXyFullBack 8 років тому +307

    "deadliest catch without the crabs" hahahaha thats actually quite good ngl

    • @timbuckthe2nd642
      @timbuckthe2nd642 5 років тому

      Deadliest snatch* otherwise it doesn’t work on both levels ya dingus

    • @jeraldcarrillo3033
      @jeraldcarrillo3033 3 роки тому

      READY FOR SOME WORLD CLASS VOCALIZATION ¿

  • @jaysenmclaren9680
    @jaysenmclaren9680 8 років тому +275

    One of the best comedies out there

  • @destinyhood6096
    @destinyhood6096 10 років тому +1820

    No bunk bed scene? Blasphemy.

    • @ukedude8565
      @ukedude8565 6 років тому +49

      Destiny Hood "hey you like guacamole?" *bed breaks* 😂

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout 6 років тому +32

      THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE! *Tiny scratch*

    • @subsamadhi4124
      @subsamadhi4124 6 років тому +2

      Please shut up!

    • @Leggn0
      @Leggn0 6 років тому +3

      Rumpus time is over!!!

    • @mitchellwagoner6631
      @mitchellwagoner6631 6 років тому +5

      Nathan Legg I wish they’d make a sequel. Ferrell and Riley talked about it. Riley had the idea. Adam McKay said he had all the pieces put together for a sequel but wasn’t sure what to do with it. In 2014, director McKay said the door was still open for a sequel, but in February of 2017, Ferrell said that are currently no plans for a Step Brothers 2. Which upsets me.

  • @letstalksports4800
    @letstalksports4800 5 років тому +44

    “Shut up your gonna wake up my Dad and then I’ll get grounded.” 😂😂😂

  • @GreyException
    @GreyException 8 років тому +401

    honestly for someone her age she is quite beautiful

    • @nickg9170
      @nickg9170 5 років тому +10

      GreyException Ted Danson has left the chat

    • @brianwilliam5034
      @brianwilliam5034 5 років тому +17

      1:18 “ shut the fuck up “ !!

    • @trey1215
      @trey1215 5 років тому +3

      GreyException and they played lovers on a show lmao and mom and son on this lls

    • @coreysova1614
      @coreysova1614 4 роки тому +1

      She is

    • @coolrank12
      @coolrank12 3 роки тому +3

      If you're referring to the actress who plays Brennan's mom then yes you are correct!

  • @ThreatofDoom
    @ThreatofDoom 8 років тому +692

    Can you imagine if we had these when we were 12?
    Even Better. We got em when we 40.

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws 5 років тому +13

      Prince Original they missed a scene, i’ve been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing cheques

    • @leahcrosby3991
      @leahcrosby3991 3 роки тому

      “Ya know, they’re really not that noticeable on your face!”

    • @Dirtroad_dementia
      @Dirtroad_dementia 2 роки тому

      “Derrick sprecen scie dick

  • @Gyyrh
    @Gyyrh 9 років тому +333

    I always fucking lose it when I see the old man joining in when they're chanting "Brandon has a mangina!" lmfao

    • @notknowing8674
      @notknowing8674 9 років тому +12

      He really got into it lol

    • @SageSea1
      @SageSea1 9 років тому

      me 2 m8

    • @MrTehRave
      @MrTehRave 9 років тому +1

      1 like = 1 ipod

    • @IIExhibitAII
      @IIExhibitAII 9 років тому +9

      Its Brennan

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 9 років тому

      IIExhibitAII What the hell are you on about? No it isn't... >.>

  • @zinccat7493
    @zinccat7493 7 років тому +77

    "That's cute, I remember when I had my first beer."

    • @idkallthenamesaretaken9406
      @idkallthenamesaretaken9406 4 роки тому +6

      Haha! That’s so funny! Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur.

    • @eastonwest7958
      @eastonwest7958 4 роки тому +1

      *Brennan makes the face*

    • @notsmii7y
      @notsmii7y 4 місяці тому

      @@idkallthenamesaretaken9406I don’t get the dinosaur joke

  • @DominiKOFires
    @DominiKOFires 8 років тому +36

    Derrick: Punch me in the face. PUNCH ME IN THE FUCKIN FACE!
    Dale: Thump!
    *Derrick falls from the treehouse*
    LMAO

  • @tonyspro
    @tonyspro 7 років тому +52

    How could you forget, "Hey I never asked you, do you like guacamole?" Right before the bunk bed breaks.

    • @ambernicole8187
      @ambernicole8187 7 років тому +1

      Mysterious Internet Guy OMG that's one of my most favorite Parts in this movie. They're dancing around the room and Dale starts singing "This is How We Do It" while Brennan is laying in the fetal position on the bed & starts humming "da da da da da da daa.." & then BAM the top bunk fall's on him!! 😂😂😂 I don't know why but that was so funny to me. Then Dale runs into the parents room and says OMG there's so much blood everywhere." of course Brennan only needed a Band-Aid on his finger!!.LMFAO😆

    • @mi_-lt4ws
      @mi_-lt4ws 5 років тому +1

      That had me rolling

    • @sandrodeclercq5387
      @sandrodeclercq5387 5 років тому

      How could they forget sprechen siee dick 😂😂😂

  • @desert_f0x763
    @desert_f0x763 8 років тому +764

    why are you sweating? i was watching cops

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 6 років тому +24

      Desert_F0x CUZ I KNOW COOS DOESNT START TILL 4

    • @A-Roddy
      @A-Roddy 4 роки тому +2

      Moo Snuckle *cops

    • @DatMuslimGuy
      @DatMuslimGuy 4 роки тому +1

      my favorite comment of all time

  • @micahgustremblay
    @micahgustremblay 5 років тому +19

    “John Bonham’s playing Moby Dick for real” always gets me 🤣

  • @littlehonu
    @littlehonu 7 років тому +261

    how did they make this only under 6 minutes..."step brothers funny quotes" is the whole movie

    • @willferrellofficial1341
      @willferrellofficial1341 Рік тому +1

      Thank you 😊 for your unconditional love and support towards my movies and career. I appreciate you from the bottom of my heart ❤️

  • @DavidLopez-gu8je
    @DavidLopez-gu8je 7 років тому +33

    " Say Hi to your dad, we went to high school together" i don't know why but that part kills me 😂😂

  • @SimpleCereal
    @SimpleCereal 7 років тому +1261

    hey you don't say that

    • @mnymatt
      @mnymatt 7 років тому +1

      lol

    • @SimpleCereal
      @SimpleCereal 7 років тому +12

      ***** legit, this is the funniest movie ever

    • @SimpleCereal
      @SimpleCereal 7 років тому +3

      Hunter Gordon last week we put water on a bee, and it..... died

    • @mammamia9574
      @mammamia9574 7 років тому +22

      shut up you're gonna wake up my dad and get me grounded

    • @thekidwithbigdreams772
      @thekidwithbigdreams772 7 років тому +3

      Starlito brought me here....

  • @Bokoese24
    @Bokoese24 8 років тому +205

    "I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins"
    "It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Ketter and we were blazing that shit up all day"

    • @syrioforel6085
      @syrioforel6085 8 років тому +5

      You don't know a Johnny Hopkins

    • @daevid21
      @daevid21 6 років тому

      There was a Johnny Hopkins in my school lmao always made that joke

    • @chrisdillon8506
      @chrisdillon8506 5 років тому

      really stupid actually

    • @PhuckYourComment
      @PhuckYourComment 5 років тому

      @Justin Eddy 😂

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 5 років тому

      @Justin Eddy quality meltdown.. Lol

  • @Mr500RWHP
    @Mr500RWHP 10 років тому +37

    "you're a big fat girly headed fuck" had me rolling lol

    • @MJroxOXO
      @MJroxOXO 10 років тому +67

      LOL *curly headed

  • @fionangallagher7010
    @fionangallagher7010 4 роки тому +32

    I can’t stop laughing at this movie . I’ve watched it like 50 times😂

  • @johnnyfavorite1194
    @johnnyfavorite1194 9 років тому +56

    The old man doing the "Mangina" chant gets me every time 2:38

  • @disturbedpyro4511
    @disturbedpyro4511 5 років тому +5

    "HEY!!! YOU DON'T SAY THAT"!!😂😂😂 Why is that so funny?

  • @notknowing8674
    @notknowing8674 9 років тому +173

    Derrick singing with his family in the Range Rover is my favorite part. Makes me laugh everytime

  • @rch2288
    @rch2288 11 років тому +23

    "This is a house of learned doctors" that gets me everytime....

    • @christysilver3025
      @christysilver3025 Рік тому +1

      "You're not a doctor you're a big fat curly headed fuck" 🤣

    • @tiggzerrz8300
      @tiggzerrz8300 Рік тому

      “Your not a doctor, your a big fat curly headed fuck.”

  • @metusbatmanv4569
    @metusbatmanv4569 9 років тому +50

    One of the best movies of all time!

  • @TheGreatestPhysique
    @TheGreatestPhysique 10 років тому +13

    the look of pure joy on their faces during their song is brilliant.

  • @greg8598
    @greg8598 7 років тому +16

    I've seen a lot of comedies over the past fifty years and this one is right up there in the top three. Almost every scene is memorable. I can watch this movie over and over, if anything it gets funnier. Dale and Brennan. Legends.
    And the chemistry between those two guys, in both Stepbrothers and Talladegha Nights is the stuff of genius comic duos.
    They MUST do more movies together.

  • @jerbojones
    @jerbojones 8 років тому +35

    one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life!

  • @handsomesquidward5906
    @handsomesquidward5906 6 років тому +6

    My favorite quote:
    So much room for activities!!!
    And also when dale keeps telling his dad he wants to join the family business when he’s a medical doctor.

  • @mitchellmyers5350
    @mitchellmyers5350 7 років тому +19

    Me and my friends sometimes do the "marry one, fuck one, kill one" thing when we're drunk

  • @conorbrown4350
    @conorbrown4350 6 років тому +6

    Them beating up those kids is so messed up😂😂😂

  • @twist58
    @twist58 7 років тому +95

    It's MegaMind VS Wreck-It Ralph!

    • @user-ky4dy2ep7h
      @user-ky4dy2ep7h 7 років тому +2

      XD

    • @shotaroikaros7096
      @shotaroikaros7096 7 років тому +11

      twist58
      Lol, I thought that too.
      Funny thing is that they were both misunderstood villians

    • @plaguedoctorj.c4963
      @plaguedoctorj.c4963 3 роки тому +3

      Brendan's mother being DreamWorks and Dale's dad being Disney.

  • @therealDYL93
    @therealDYL93 6 років тому +5

    "About to run out of gas, SO CALL THE ARABS!!" LOL gets me everytime

  • @TimikaMasala
    @TimikaMasala 7 років тому +40

    'Derrick won the talent show by lip syncing ice ice baby'
    god that's a good song
    'it really is'

  • @jerryhamer
    @jerryhamer 6 років тому +10

    Literally one of the funniest movies ever!

  • @l04___73
    @l04___73 3 роки тому +7

    "Even if theres a fire!"
    Gets me every time

  • @TheShape.
    @TheShape. 7 років тому +13

    Step Brothers 2!! We NEED it!!!!

  • @sparky6899
    @sparky6899 10 років тому +14

    The bit where he's talking to his dad about his ball 'fro and his dad just loses it at the end makes me laugh so hard.

  • @ReadMyDiscription.223
    @ReadMyDiscription.223 6 років тому +8

    When you oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger!!.. LMFAO

  • @mnymatt
    @mnymatt 8 років тому +159

    This movie ain't shit on basic tv channels. Censorship ruins everything

  • @biggestboi9732
    @biggestboi9732 6 років тому

    When you oppress people they rise up IN A FIERY ANGER!!!! Always gets me

  • @chad1254
    @chad1254 8 років тому +8

    One of the funniest movies of all time! Every scene just had me rolling

  • @tscorpio5801
    @tscorpio5801 7 років тому +1

    only thing missing is im burying u, but im alive brenden im alive, shut up youre waking the neighbors, ZOMBIEEEE!! Love it, lol

  • @mikeymcmullan9166
    @mikeymcmullan9166 10 років тому +56

    im not going to call him dad. ever. EVEN IF THERE WAS A FIRE

  • @jamesperryii9994
    @jamesperryii9994 4 роки тому +4

    I love how when they fight the kids in the end, you can clearly see the adult replacements in every shot.

  • @iiadroiit1234
    @iiadroiit1234 8 років тому +245

    cause I know cops doesn't start til 4!

  • @dogdog442
    @dogdog442 6 років тому +2

    The helicopter scene!🤣

  • @0912787318
    @0912787318 9 років тому +17

    Say hi to your dad ,,we went the high school together.
    LMAO 😂😭

  • @okgotohell22
    @okgotohell22 8 років тому +2

    Ferrell and Reilly perfectly channel every 12 year old boy. So funny

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 9 років тому +11

    C. Reilly's voice is perfect for rap !

  • @crispbacon2076
    @crispbacon2076 3 роки тому +1

    The fact they beat up those kids all ways makes me laugh 😂

  • @jamesprice8734
    @jamesprice8734 8 років тому +9

    deadliest catch with out the crabs, were running out of gas, so call the a-rabs 😂

  • @adrianoramos4346
    @adrianoramos4346 5 років тому +4

    "Say Hi to your dad. We went to high school together"! Hahahahahaha

  • @jamestastic420
    @jamestastic420 8 років тому +12

    John Bonham's playing Moby dock for real!!!

  • @greg8598
    @greg8598 8 років тому +6

    These two guys are magic on screen together. I rate them up there with the all-time great comedy duos, like Martin & Lewis, Abbott & Costello, Aykroyd & Belushi, Hall & Oates....ooops.
    I'm not normally into dumb comedies but, because of the brilliance of these two together, I can watch Step brothers & Talladegha Nights over and over
    . Dale and Brennan forever !!

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 6 років тому +4

    This, and Anchorman are probably the funniest movies of all time xD

  • @jpr2137
    @jpr2137 7 років тому +10

    Missed the car scene on the way back from the video screening
    YOU WRECKED MY BOAT YOU GOON

  • @user-ky4dy2ep7h
    @user-ky4dy2ep7h 7 років тому +30

    Hahhaha, Last time I heard that I FELL OFF MY DINOSAUR.

  • @unknownxx5139
    @unknownxx5139 9 років тому +1

    At the end had me dieing LMFAOOO 😭😭

  • @FusRoDah2
    @FusRoDah2 8 років тому +34

    Dad, ..please shut up.
    PLEASE SHUT UP!

  • @kate5535
    @kate5535 9 років тому +161

    Even if there's a fire!

  • @blackchrisp
    @blackchrisp 7 років тому +331

    I'd rather listen to Boats and Hoes than any of this "rap" that's been coming out lately...

  • @jessehardy5379
    @jessehardy5379 4 роки тому +1

    "deadliest catch without the crabs" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JHallenbeck
    @JHallenbeck 10 років тому +99

    The old guy at 2:38 stole this entire movie in two seconds.

  • @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068
    @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068 5 років тому +1

    Step brothers and Borat are the two funniest movies ever made.

  • @biggeek2256
    @biggeek2256 2 роки тому +3

    This movie is such a freaking treasure

  • @ra1d3n27
    @ra1d3n27 4 роки тому +2

    HEY YA’LL DON’T SAY THAT 😂 that’s get me everytime

  • @stavrospapadopoulos5706
    @stavrospapadopoulos5706 10 років тому +28

    DON'T HAVE THE SCENE WITH THE BUNK BEDS.

  • @gregwalker1913
    @gregwalker1913 6 років тому +1

    "I want some Fancy Sauce."

  • @RidgeTheGamerDude
    @RidgeTheGamerDude 9 років тому +31

    They should of put the whole movie in here, then it would live up to the title.

  • @Jy_X6
    @Jy_X6 4 роки тому +3

    “Say hi to your dad we went to high school together “ I love this movie

  • @shepherdpress9391
    @shepherdpress9391 9 років тому +37

    I'll do anything as long as it doesn't involve sex with old ladies or bear traps those are my two bugaboos

  • @brianhalljr.2637
    @brianhalljr.2637 7 років тому +1

    Ha-ha! That's so funny. Last time I heard that, I laughed so hard, I fell off my dinosaur. :))

  • @frankjones1413
    @frankjones1413 7 років тому +5

    All I hear is Wreck It Ralph talking to President Business!

  • @spatium_viator
    @spatium_viator 10 років тому +6

    Your actions have consequences...when u oppress people they rise up in a fiery anger...lol

  • @wasteland70
    @wasteland70 8 років тому +7

    It never gets old.

  • @Imcookie550onROBLOX
    @Imcookie550onROBLOX 10 років тому +61

    hey YOU DON'T SAY that

  • @LuisGomez-uk3ot
    @LuisGomez-uk3ot 7 років тому +171

    in tears, very funny.

  • @garymiller7087
    @garymiller7087 7 років тому +10

    When they were singing Brennan has a mangina and that old man in the audience was so enthusiastic about it 😂😂 that killed me

  • @xxxAnaconda69
    @xxxAnaconda69 8 років тому +6

    " We should get out of here before the cops show up"!

  • @king0fgam3z
    @king0fgam3z 7 років тому +2

    'Say hi to your dad we went to high school together' top kek hahah XD

  • @ALLinALLgood
    @ALLinALLgood 11 років тому +11

    "Okay here's a shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbra Walters, your Wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go." LOL

  • @xhaferiflon7102
    @xhaferiflon7102 7 років тому

    I am never gonna call him dad, even if there is going to be a fire OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @pensfan-vk3bo
    @pensfan-vk3bo 7 років тому +3

    Best scene of the movie. I still laugh every time I see it.

  • @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396
    @talkdattrashimmapullyacard4396 5 років тому +2

    😂👍
    " When u oppress people, they rise up in a fiery anger🔥"

  • @georgemikal7345
    @georgemikal7345 7 років тому +5

    "Nachos Lemonheads, My dads boat"

  • @CrooksTrevor
    @CrooksTrevor 10 років тому +1

    One of the most quotable movies I've ever watched.

  • @jnsleeper1
    @jnsleeper1 9 років тому +72

    They gotta make a Second Step Brothers!!!!

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 9 років тому +2

      seriously before they get too old

    • @TubbierWombat
      @TubbierWombat 9 років тому +3

      I don't know about that. Maybe a different movie with Farrell and Reilly, but the ending basically killed any hope for a sequel.

    • @cartoonsncereal1338
      @cartoonsncereal1338 9 років тому +7

      +Arcadio Buendia what if it was based in a old peoples home?

    • @thejewwittheblack9745
      @thejewwittheblack9745 7 років тому +2

      First one too good

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 років тому +1

      They are working on a new film together called Holmes and Watson where they will be playing comedic versions of Sherlock and Watson

  • @loriwatkinson6425
    @loriwatkinson6425 6 місяців тому

    I never tire of these lines 😂 Stepbrothers is a work of comic genius 😊 Will and John kick ass in this flick. Hysterical 😂

  • @chivs5488
    @chivs5488 8 років тому +5

    "I'm not gunna call him dad, even if there is a fire."

  • @vhswrld5841
    @vhswrld5841 4 роки тому +1

    "Even if there's a fire!"😂