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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024

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  • @fizzcats
    @fizzcats Місяць тому +1312

    16:04 hearing the words "lunch club" uttered in the big 2024 almost game me a seizure

    • @drivekari
      @drivekari Місяць тому +31

      RIGHT?

    • @PMtoAM
      @PMtoAM Місяць тому +69

      I haven't heard that name in decades

    • @solarlive9212
      @solarlive9212 Місяць тому +45

      I had to rewind to make sure I wasnt going crazy

    • @Tph3r
      @Tph3r Місяць тому +18

      Simpler times

    • @copperhools3276
      @copperhools3276 Місяць тому +46

      If you follow jawsh it happens constantly

  • @beartinsel
    @beartinsel Місяць тому +3709

    no kissing thumbnail?? you guys fell off

    • @9n985
      @9n985 Місяць тому +58

      Mika’s o-face is a pretty good one though

    • @Dutchman-2002
      @Dutchman-2002 Місяць тому +2

      Fr

    • @koileidoscope
      @koileidoscope Місяць тому +7

      Who would kiss

    • @amesl0st_
      @amesl0st_ Місяць тому +23

      @@koileidoscopeapandah n mika.

    • @squallthole
      @squallthole Місяць тому

      ​@@amesl0st_PLEASE

  • @clonetrooper576
    @clonetrooper576 Місяць тому +650

    The first sentence is fucking hawk tuah i am actually going to lose it

    • @inktyler
      @inktyler Місяць тому +23

      its basically the last sentence too. the narrative in this episode comes full circle

    • @amir_kazbek
      @amir_kazbek Місяць тому

      @@inktylerFull circle tuah

  • @Apandahsfan
    @Apandahsfan Місяць тому +1766

    My thirty-second haiku about Apandah.
    Whiskey on his breath,
    Jokes and words slur like a stream,
    Drunken Apandah.

  • @Felix-bv4qr
    @Felix-bv4qr Місяць тому +110

    Not glazing but this was a great episode fr. Also I think Apandah and Mika have explored each others bodies

  • @SgtHughGRection
    @SgtHughGRection Місяць тому +241

    I got through about half of the HAWK TUAH video before I had to stop because I felt my will to live fading away

    • @grave_bane
      @grave_bane Місяць тому +5

      I feel like that just from looking at it

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 Місяць тому +16

      Half tuah :)))))))

    • @ar8dia
      @ar8dia Місяць тому +6

      i literally couldn't finish watching it. the first and only sleep deprived video i haven't watched all the way through

    • @spidershivers
      @spidershivers Місяць тому +2

      SAME LOL I COMMENTED ALMOST THIS EXACT SAME THING ON IT - AND I WAS ONLY A FEW MINUTES IN

  • @andriatiela3667
    @andriatiela3667 Місяць тому +699

    The hawk “Tuahs” at 0:00

  • @Munto-Z
    @Munto-Z Місяць тому +340

    Sancho starts yapping at 9:11

    • @Argemia
      @Argemia Місяць тому +13

      Don Quixote?!?

    • @ghost.8836
      @ghost.8836 Місяць тому +6

      Former Borussia Dortmund player?

  • @nicolaszenho
    @nicolaszenho Місяць тому +479

    Video Rating : 9.02
    Actually awesome and really funny!!
    I really liked this video, There wasnt a boring moment, everyone was really funny, and we got a glimpse into what Mika's ass may be like!
    Character Breakdowns :
    Apandah : REAL Funny, he legitimately got me laughing at almost every bit he made, and he also supported the bits too.
    Aztro : Sorry, but I didn't find any moment of hers very remarkable or stand-outish, still she was a great joke support.
    Schlatt : Loved his participation in the bits on this one, and his game and the subreddit searching parts were really funny and enjoyable.
    Mikasacus : Pretty nice, brang up some old bits like "BALL IS LIFE!!!!", but through the mid parts of the video he went inti the background, but he got back near the ending, with him giving into the bit and claiming his ass is nice.
    Game : Took a backseat, but Golf With Your Friends is always nice, and makes for good convos.
    Pros/Cons
    Pros :
    + Golf With Your Friends
    + Schlatt Gaysona
    + Mika's ass
    Cons :
    None
    Final thoughts :
    Just a VERY Enjoyable video, will definitely be rewatching, and is probably my favorite from this game.

  • @lilbrogangster
    @lilbrogangster Місяць тому +745

    "Schuak tuah" loved talking about butts in this video

  • @elitobin
    @elitobin Місяць тому +210

    All I'm saying is diddy got arrested and Apandah now sounds ai generated 😇🕊

    • @MarveIs
      @MarveIs Місяць тому +20

      i see your vision

    • @ante6892
      @ante6892 Місяць тому +3

      Crazy

  • @epin_gamer4209
    @epin_gamer4209 Місяць тому +90

    im prey! im a little animal in a field! they're hunting after me! there's a big grey wolf!!! and a hawk, too, ahhh!!!!!

  • @breeeaaad
    @breeeaaad Місяць тому +555

    Craziest notification

    • @Walter-The-Cat
      @Walter-The-Cat Місяць тому +22

      Most succulent notification

    • @SuperlexPlays
      @SuperlexPlays Місяць тому

      Tysm guys for all the subs

    • @baldability
      @baldability Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@SuperlexPlaysno problem man!!

    • @Pribumi1
      @Pribumi1 Місяць тому

      bro unironically have notification on for the channel skull

  • @soppa9871
    @soppa9871 Місяць тому +56

    Mika has entered heat.

  • @chrispified
    @chrispified Місяць тому +68

    16:03 i cannot explain the amount of whiplash i am experiencing at this moment

  • @BTDastrid
    @BTDastrid Місяць тому +135

    Another Sleep Deprived Classic from Jcatt, Nyaztrosist, Meowkasacus and Apawndah!

  • @AddieAdvi
    @AddieAdvi Місяць тому +26

    I'm thankful of not having access to the uncensored videos 🙏

  • @Calthecool
    @Calthecool Місяць тому +53

    If Schlatt goes on a gay subreddit you know it’s a banger video

  • @nate.m4916
    @nate.m4916 Місяць тому +36

    didn't expect mika to start singing 10 drunk cigarettes

  • @tghifsoapgnreiqogpr
    @tghifsoapgnreiqogpr Місяць тому +536

    hawk 1: im hungry what shoudl we eat?
    hawk 2: uh
    like for part 2

  • @ElliottSevR
    @ElliottSevR Місяць тому +38

    3:45 Panda is ALWAYS 11 strokes ahead

  • @alexandersaunders6942
    @alexandersaunders6942 Місяць тому +10

    never thought I'd hear Mika sing 10 drunk cigarettes but now I'm waiting on the Alex Unknown cover

  • @DeeJay694
    @DeeJay694 Місяць тому +231

    sleep deprived more like sheep deprived am I right fellow shepherds?

  • @ilovefuzzycats
    @ilovefuzzycats Місяць тому +13

    I’m immediately hit with hawk tuah feels like being awoken by a bucket full of ice cold water to the chest

  • @epic6501
    @epic6501 Місяць тому +10

    i love it when panda and mika talk to each other it's like watching amoeba bump into each other

  • @bubba8701
    @bubba8701 Місяць тому +32

    Sleep Deprived never fails to make me contemplate sprinting into oncoming traffic!

  • @Munto-Z
    @Munto-Z Місяць тому +96

    It's pretty brave of you to play golf right after Trump's assassination attempt while he was playing golf.

  • @HornetToast
    @HornetToast Місяць тому +25

    i love coming home to this shit

  • @loading5240
    @loading5240 Місяць тому +12

    2:33 They are afraid to name Wet by his name!

  • @Bobby-q9s
    @Bobby-q9s Місяць тому +17

    So glad astro transitioned so i can finally tell whose voice belongs to who

    • @girlpiIIed
      @girlpiIIed Місяць тому +3

      i still can't tell which is pandah and which is mika

    • @VivianWasntHere
      @VivianWasntHere 13 днів тому

      Y’all are just dead idk

    • @d_camara
      @d_camara 6 днів тому +1

      Istg mika and aztro only ever sounded alike for the first 20 minutes you heard of them

  • @ALR_music
    @ALR_music Місяць тому +10

    I can't state enough how much I love these Golf videos for a embarrassingly poor smuck like myself who can't pay for the patreon since these videos act like the podcast

    • @ElloGovnaHipHop
      @ElloGovnaHipHop Місяць тому +1

      Embarrassing! Nah, I can’t afford the podcast neither and the episodes where they loosen up their characters a bit are my fav

  • @danner4921
    @danner4921 Місяць тому +19

    Can you do a video on frotting? 😢

  • @tfx9223
    @tfx9223 Місяць тому +23

    Well rested podcast

  • @mageanimations957
    @mageanimations957 Місяць тому +29

    sleep deprived more like freak deprived

  • @starryneitz
    @starryneitz Місяць тому +11

    First plane hit: 8:46
    Second plane: 9:03

  • @gyblues1244
    @gyblues1244 Місяць тому +28

    Unforgivable

  • @TGirl_Dave
    @TGirl_Dave Місяць тому +147

    video gets 10 times worse at 0:11

    • @lo22801
      @lo22801 Місяць тому +2

      Shlatt is the best part of this channel

    • @bruhmoment9429
      @bruhmoment9429 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@lo22801 No. It's Apandah.

    • @mrHorrorLIVE
      @mrHorrorLIVE Місяць тому

      Does....he...start speaking

    • @lo22801
      @lo22801 Місяць тому +1

      @@bruhmoment9429 sorry but panda is a not very close second

    • @CannibalisticChihuahua
      @CannibalisticChihuahua Місяць тому

      ​@@lo22801 no

  • @sumtingwong7485
    @sumtingwong7485 Місяць тому +23

    I just woke up and it’s met with this bullshit, I can’t anymore

  • @mann_man8556
    @mann_man8556 Місяць тому +6

    I’m surprised Mika allowed this thumbnail

    • @JAMBOTRON-1
      @JAMBOTRON-1 Місяць тому

      he commissioned it himself

  • @jerryleto
    @jerryleto Місяць тому +3

    panda's delivery at 12:31 is just incredible what a versatile actor

  • @GabesBackyard
    @GabesBackyard Місяць тому +3

    Now THIS is content
    Keep up the good work guys

  • @NerdMarcie
    @NerdMarcie Місяць тому +7

    the longer astrid has been out the more schlatt has been asking her to flirt with him

  • @LinearRain07
    @LinearRain07 Місяць тому +193

    The Being of Pure Malice speaks at 0:00

  • @JuarlesGubatti_Koastr
    @JuarlesGubatti_Koastr Місяць тому +5

    2:04 chuckle week confirmed

  • @Tkuton
    @Tkuton Місяць тому +3

    Mika seems happier, I'm glad :)

  • @lpc9929
    @lpc9929 Місяць тому +28

    Who are the people. Why is in my UA-cam website The

  • @sound5cap3gaming39
    @sound5cap3gaming39 Місяць тому +7

    16:03 literally aged me four years INSTANTLY omg

  • @nzgaming2651
    @nzgaming2651 Місяць тому +107

    The beast awakens at 0:00

  • @obater4963
    @obater4963 Місяць тому +8

    MIKASACUS ON A THUMBNAIL YIPPEE

  • @L0ID_0NLINE
    @L0ID_0NLINE Місяць тому +15

    4:49 Schlatt being stuck in the oral fixation stage makes sense since he drinks so much

  • @Orange_Steve
    @Orange_Steve Місяць тому +7

    "schlock tuah" is surprisingly good at golf

  • @arcticwerewolf2
    @arcticwerewolf2 Місяць тому +4

    Out of all of the sleep deprived members, I never would've guessed that Mika would have been the one to start singing 10 drunk cigarettes

  • @larvaebox
    @larvaebox Місяць тому +5

    16:04 I CANNOT BELIEVE HE SAID THAT

  • @luckduck8001
    @luckduck8001 Місяць тому +4

    guys please !! I need more clifford readings 😫🙏🏻

  • @aztrosistfan
    @aztrosistfan Місяць тому +17

    My second haiku about Astrid
    Once a tree so tall
    Evermore the tree will fall
    no longer shall be

  • @Minka_.
    @Minka_. Місяць тому +17

    2:42 I wasn't paying attention to the video and I heard that as "I love kids" 😖😖[ 16:02 that brings out some lunch club memories I forgot about]

    • @SailorSeptembrrr
      @SailorSeptembrrr Місяць тому +2

      No Same

    • @Bro1223-c2e
      @Bro1223-c2e Місяць тому +1

      I hope that didn't ruin your week saar

    • @Matyniov
      @Matyniov Місяць тому +2

      that says a lot about you 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

  • @HannibalsToe
    @HannibalsToe Місяць тому +1

    you guys single handedly made me come full circle with hawk tuah, i found it absolutely terrible but after your video it make it ironically hilarious

  • @partycrashed
    @partycrashed Місяць тому +4

    what a delight this absurdist imagery was to grace my notifications field… wholly congenial…

  • @dnwudl
    @dnwudl Місяць тому +3

    18:03 this is the closest thing to a new apandah vid

  • @Mouritzeen
    @Mouritzeen Місяць тому +44

    PART 2
    “You’ll have an easier time at the train station without those.” She said, winking at Mika. They could catch sight of a small black star tattooed on her cheek. “I’ll help the two of you get there easy and safe.”
    Schlatt looked at her with wide eyes, and stammered as he said, “What about the bar?”
    “I don’t even work here.” She patted him on the shoulder and forced a flask dripping with whiskey into his hands. “I’m Astrid. Now, keep yourself quiet and your hands in your pockets.”
    She led the two through the bar and out into a maze of hallways, making several dramatic turns, and taking an elevator three stories down. They filtered through crowds of people before reaching a wide and open space, with walls and a roof bleached pure white, and signs, tape, and stickers coating the floor. Schlatt attempted to push his transit card against the scanners of the station, but was instead pushed over the barrier by Astrid. Mika vaulted it entirely.
    Schlatt stood up, raising his voice and flailing his arms. “Where are we even going? I don’t know where I even am anymore.” He said, the people walking through the station ignoring him.
    Astrid, rather than engage with his outburst, brought the flask she gave him to his lips and forced him to swallow a mouthful of it. He gagged and retched, a stream trickling down his neck and staining his shirt. After a moment of struggling, he resigned, slumping his shoulders and staying quiet. Mika pulled him toward an open train car, tossing him inside and sitting him down on a clean, cushioned bench. His head moved as the vehicle did.
    Astrid looked at Mika, putting her shoulder on a table connected to the bench in front of the three, then asked, “We made the boss, what’s the plan now?”
    He turned to the window, watching the lights of rooms and shops go by so fast they looked like bright ropes. “Another place. Somewhere we can make marks, but quieter than Lyon.” He said, eyes beginning to close and voice starting to drone.
    “This route has a stop at Geneva,” she said, “But what about the boy?” Astrid’s face softened from exhaustion the same, and the train’s lights dimmed after it stopped at the last station for the next few hours.
    “We could sell him.” He said, looking at Schlatt to see his weary, half open eyes dart up in horror. “Kidding.” The group sank into the bench and faded into sleep as the train rumbled underneath them. The polished electronic displays above blurred and took the shape of stars.
    Mika slipped off of the bench. A rumbling sound flooded the cabin. The sound of its passengers awakening followed. Astrid picked herself up off the bench and dragged Schlatt out with her. He rubbed his temple and squeezed his eyes shut, groaning as they stumbled onto the concrete platform.
    Mika looked behind him with discomfort. A man dressed in a pink blazer and suit pants approached with his head down and his hand clutching something in his pocket.

    • @egghead1945
      @egghead1945 Місяць тому +8

      Thank you for your service.

    • @broadestsmiler
      @broadestsmiler Місяць тому +7

      Truly one of the stories of all time. Also, Apandah cliffhanger goes HARD.

    • @drivekari
      @drivekari Місяць тому +4

      Just so you know I left a big dislike on this one.. just wanted to let you know 🙏

    • @yourdestinationisontheright
      @yourdestinationisontheright Місяць тому +5

      Another great work To be published in the Library of Congress

  • @JAMBOTRON-1
    @JAMBOTRON-1 Місяць тому +1

    This is the most insane Mika video on this channel

  • @le-mon
    @le-mon Місяць тому +3

    This time, I’m really gonna do it.

  • @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649
    @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649 Місяць тому +5

    Channel to have fun with friends < Channel to have a group live fruitfully with minimal effort

  • @skipper3979
    @skipper3979 Місяць тому +1

    This video had me finishing in no time! Thanks!

  • @nialfrazier3082
    @nialfrazier3082 Місяць тому +3

    using the clifford story read by panda for a read aloud for my students

  • @loanly_
    @loanly_ Місяць тому +2

    groupcest thumbnails were the best part ☹️

  • @theboiyouddate5722
    @theboiyouddate5722 Місяць тому +5

    Schlatt really is daddy, but like in a that's someones southern father way lol

  • @ItsClomsy
    @ItsClomsy Місяць тому +6

    you've hawk tuah be kidding me!

  • @RangerW36
    @RangerW36 Місяць тому +7

    3:39 You can tell Mika thought *“Holy shit, I can make a really good dirty joke here”* only to remember *“Shit, I’m supposed to be the PG one…”* and he couldn’t follow through with it.

  • @mattbrennan909
    @mattbrennan909 Місяць тому +38

    please more hawk tuah videos

  • @hamsi_bey4850
    @hamsi_bey4850 Місяць тому +4

    The foul beast becomes an angry bird at 8:21

  • @da_cow_man17
    @da_cow_man17 Місяць тому +1

    When the video said our last video I was really excited and then they posted again.

  • @cats_go_meow
    @cats_go_meow Місяць тому +6

    Dear Sleep Deprived
    I, on behalf of Sleep Deprived viewers everywhere, do once again humbly and formally request you make member Aztro Aztrosist play the game "Celeste." While I am sure anyone in your group could play it, I must insist on Aztro specifically, regardless of if she has prior experience. The reason for this insistence is too complex to describe here, but it must be followed. If the wants of the community are not sufficient to promote this video's creation, then you will be happy to know that such a video will receive a uniquely positive reception, both in comments and in views. A video of Aztro playing "Celeste" is guaranteed to become an instant hit among many popular internet communities. Thank you for your consideration.
    -Sleep Deprived community representative

  • @flaming_cayennelive1225
    @flaming_cayennelive1225 Місяць тому +2

    The thumbnail should have been all the guys giving Moist a kiss on his cheeks for all his hard work

  • @fuyunghay4214
    @fuyunghay4214 Місяць тому +2

    10/10 vid right here

  • @User-wo5bj
    @User-wo5bj Місяць тому +46

    Sleep deprived Mario Kart.

  • @Raffoddog
    @Raffoddog Місяць тому +2

    Can you do some more Clifford reading? NO SERIOUSLY PLEAAAASE

  • @crangejo
    @crangejo Місяць тому +3

    5:44 music posting kinda was that

  • @crispybaboy
    @crispybaboy Місяць тому +1

    I can't wait to watch this while eating

  • @SASOS-
    @SASOS- Місяць тому +5

    Terraria when?

  • @Phenomune
    @Phenomune Місяць тому +8

    Day 1 of writing something I like about Mikasacus,
    His humor.

  • @JankriusHankrius
    @JankriusHankrius Місяць тому +2

    apandah is always two strokes ahead

  • @LavenderRue
    @LavenderRue Місяць тому +4

    Pandah is such an omega

  • @linklonk2468
    @linklonk2468 Місяць тому +6

    giving the people what they want

  • @tghifsoapgnreiqogpr
    @tghifsoapgnreiqogpr Місяць тому +7

    more clifford readings please! and more hawk tuah! maybe some hawk tuah clifford reading 🤔

  • @wildbomb235
    @wildbomb235 Місяць тому +5

    8:21 bro is an angry bird

  • @d_camara
    @d_camara Місяць тому +4

    One line of coke, two lines of coke, three hits of my coke

  • @GalacalaLol
    @GalacalaLol Місяць тому +4

    Gertrude starts conversing at 0:44

  • @Goinsie6
    @Goinsie6 Місяць тому +2

    “The Schlog Is Schoming” was really comedic during this video!

  • @jackpaxton9391
    @jackpaxton9391 Місяць тому

    I would watch you guys do almost anything. And that includes reading Clifford.

  • @warpedfungus86
    @warpedfungus86 Місяць тому +1

    cold open with the unspoken being of terrors at 0:00

  • @Far_Goose
    @Far_Goose Місяць тому +2

    Mika is worth it.

  • @Rakesh16878
    @Rakesh16878 Місяць тому +2

    Great video, Rakesh approves 👍

  • @cryforhelp7270
    @cryforhelp7270 Місяць тому +3

    I understand now, "Schladdy" has never once played a character. This is real. This is him. He's exactly where he's supposed to be now.

  • @sprite_spirit_117
    @sprite_spirit_117 Місяць тому +2

    Aztro says "daddy" at 15:00 15:13 17:26

  • @thaitoan4760
    @thaitoan4760 Місяць тому +3

    Rift-skeen having to draw the Hawk Tuah is both incredible and dissapointed at the same time

  • @bartoseku79
    @bartoseku79 Місяць тому +4

    15:39 my 12 year old son with "asthma" when i take away his vape:

  • @Bunnyyraabbit
    @Bunnyyraabbit Місяць тому +1

    I click on every video you guys post, usually multiple times. They make my day. 😊

  • @puppetofonlyone1433
    @puppetofonlyone1433 Місяць тому +1

    I'm not hearing more clifford. There may be a small audience for it. I for one would love to hear about cliffords experience with the opiod epidemic.

  • @A-10goBRRRT
    @A-10goBRRRT Місяць тому +1

    finally my patreon subscription comes in handy