"If you girl doesn't have a dog, she will, and you'll take glamour shots with it...it's gonna have it's own Instagram, it's a whole thing..." My GODDD this guy gets it. Accurate af.
Lana Stevens I thought your comment was going to be “I already have an insta for my dog whom I do not even own yet” and I’m glad it wasn’t because I would have broken my phone clicking the like button that fast.
Pro tip: don't just look at her board secretly. Ask her about it. Hear her heart. See what she appreciates. Listen to her dreams for the future. Most women would love their man to show that much interest in her inner world.
Notes: •Man cards don’t work •Read her blog •Puns •There are 3 men in her life You, Ben and Jerry •When she’s in a dark place, dark chocolate in her face •Sushi Pizza Icecream Rose Iced coffee Tacos •Think Pinterest, Buy me this •Get her Yurman •If you go on vacation with your girl you are a photographer •Dont talk about your ex •The more photos are taken she will be happier •Have to love Dogs •Her dog will have an Instagram •Goodnight texts •She is the only one you swiped on •Have to like The Bachelor •If she ask if any of the girls on the show are pretty, play dumb save your bum •Pinterest- look at her boards win awards (Thank me later)
Man I thought this was funny but in a sad way, ladies if he treats you like a queen you better do the same. Boys don't settle for someone who pushes you around and forsakes your own happiness. If it's a healthy relationship you both need to be mindful of the others happiness and wellbeing.❤
Pinterest board is high key THE BEST way to find presents. I do this for my mom and grandma AND aunt. They all think I’m just really good at gift giving-
Sajon When you millennials (I’m Gen Z) get to their age, you will have the same humor. Actually no, you will be half-laughing at the fact that so many of you kill yourselves after divorce.
I actually noticed a guy pulling that once and I was perplexed! It's a joke boys. Please don't actually do that. We are human. That's just weird in real life. Sorry if you find your exes/partners so hard to understand/communicate with.
*snap snap* This is a higher ed course let’s go let’s go!!!! Sidenote: My AP Biology teacher always spends the first 30 minutes of class doing work on her laptop and leaves us to do whatever, an then the last 15 minutes she gets up and starts teaching and it goes by at the same speed this does. And the worst part is: she allows for no recordings or devices. So it’s all hand written! My broken hand thanks you Mrs. Arnold. 😑
I like regular chocolate. Speaking of that it's brake and bake chocolate chip cookies I'll probably make some to feel better after school and a dumb hair appointment tomorrow.
@Elia Maureen tbh just done with puberty and I still like the sweetness of milk chocolate lmao. You have a point tho, tons of my friends wonder how I'm able to casually eat sweets daily without finding it too sweet.
@Cami Ferrell, last year, I had a few serious health issues, but now, I feel so much better. Since then, I have noticed that I want my life partner to photograph me more often, and not just on a vacation. Frankly, at least twice a week! Ha! Incidentally, I have a UA-cam Channel (so does my life partner, but he only uses it to watch videos not record and upload them). Also, I use Instagram and Pinterest, and he uses neither. Then again, he uses Facebook, and I have not used Facebook since Monday, November 21, 2016, but I digress.
Just a few more basic girl sayings for you: “the only light of my life I need is white chocolate” “I swear my soulmate got hit by a bus” “I’m a single independent woman.” *two seconds later* “I’m so alone” “oh my god I need to add this to my vision board.” “He’s not Into me, we’re just really good friends” and plenty more.
“Who’s allergic to dogs? You are? You are literally gonna die alone.”
So true omg
Lol but wht if youre scared of dogs 😂😂😭
Not true don't worry gents
@@rachellecollin3661 then be unscared
Yo I’m allergic it’s so true I gotta Claritin or Benadryl whenever I hang with a girl it seems like lol
But always remember: Cats, lizards and birds are also accepted by some
“Her temporary happiness > your lifelong stability”
😂😂
Lol
my brain can’t help but go “HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE”
“The video was a joke but I feel like the Pinterest one is actually helpful” 😂
and the spirit one!
@@lillyvalladares-macias I only like the 'PIT' out of the SPIRIT XD Pizza, Ice cream, Tacos. I've never even heard of Rose'
@@SoRikuTastic it's wine. lol:P
@@SoRikuTasticWell I've never had it but yeah
It's true tho!!!
"If you girl doesn't have a dog, she will, and you'll take glamour shots with it...it's gonna have it's own Instagram, it's a whole thing..."
My GODDD this guy gets it.
Accurate af.
My dude wants a dog so bad. I absolutely do not. 😛
My mom absolutely hates dogs...
I already have an instagram for my dog lol. He's on point
Lana Stevens I thought your comment was going to be “I already have an insta for my dog whom I do not even own yet” and I’m glad it wasn’t because I would have broken my phone clicking the like button that fast.
Why its a dog
S- sushi
P- Pizza
I- ice cream
R- rosé
I- iced coffee
T- tacos
IVE NEVER AGREED WITH SOMETHING AS A FEMALE SO MUCH IN MY LIFE
I don’t like sushi but change that to spaghett and I’m in!!
Why do I relate to this? Oh I know why I’m a single white girl!
Yes yes yes!!!
Excuse me but the ROSÈ IS MINE
I’m so down it’s not even funny.
*”When she’s in a dark place, dark chocolate in her face!”*
Omg this is the best thing I’ve ever heard 😂
P ë a c h e s i don’t get it...
Same 😂😂😂
@@lllll.j its just give her chocolate when shes feeling bad in a rhyme
P ë a c h e s I read this at the exact time that part came on. Lol
P ë a c h e s I LIVE FOR DARK CHOCOLATE!
Welp. He nailed it.
We are EXPOSED
Tard
I've never related to the word "spirit" more
4K likes but no comments? interesting
@@balloon4637 my comments usually get 3 likes. Or none. Why would this happen?
@@lisamc2716 maybe it's a sign from Spirit! ✨🌮🙏🏼
@@maximumgatz2564 ha. Yes! I KNEW I was worth listening to ! 😊🙏 can you tell my ex that?
“We do not talk about our eX’s that’s right. That’s the horizontal line” 😂😂
PurpleOcean _ thats the only line that made me laugh 😂
I don't get it
NEVER talk about her ex or exes.
I was the 400 like.
It's nothing but it's something to me. 😁
@@XFSC the flatline
When she’s in a dark place, put dark chocolate in her face.
Me: *eating dark chocolate cause I had a bad day at school* crap.
Girls treat chocolate like guys treat jerking off.
@@StarboyXL9 omg....
lovemusicbandchorus more like wanking followed with gaming.
Lmao 😆
I hate chocolate .-.
Need to send this to my non existent boyfriend
😂
Best comment on here!
Me
Me 😂😂😂😂😂
Fishing?
I am WEAK!!! this is gold
ItsRimi more like ROSE gold!
@@scottulrich2390 bu tum tss
Tards, get a life
I’m not even a guy and I’m taking notes😂😂😂
Me too 😂
Currently gotta have these tips for self care. Treat yo self
*inserts gif of girl with notepad and pen saying “Okay, alright!”*
Grigio Boy that’s how it looked😂😂😂
Psychotic kids they don’t know what they want
"Guys these girlfriends are a lot like pets, you feed her a few specific things, they'll be happy."
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY EXPOSED
||-//
Same 😂
Same gurl😂😂
....have some sushi?
“You are a photographer, a boomerang specialist, a paparazzi” AHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA so true
It's Gabie my hubby and I have so0o0o much fun with each other we *forget* to take pics! (It actually makes my grandma mad at us lol)
Yeah, no. This is how the little millennials are...and the guys are the same. Us older millennials aren't quite as shallow.
I
HATE
TAKING
PICTURES ;;
I’ll only take pictures of what it looks like- lol
Lmaoo true facts😂😂😂
As an actual photographer who's made the mistake of dating models i felt that chart so hard
Sounds like being a millennial boyfriend is over the top customer service
This video should be called "Millennial Friend Zone Advice"
@@RealJustinEstrada why?
It's more like over the top PR lol
That's true.
Bang on Baker, bang the fuck on.
"I need all your man cards, those don't work these days"
Trey spitting the truth
BROSKY DOODLE what are man cards?
What are man cards tho?
@@rachellecollin3661 Apparently we are privileged bro, I havent got my man cards in the mail yet.
Siciliano me neither man it would’ve been helpful by now
it's a joke older men make like "I cant carry your purse for you, I'd lose my man card" so hes saying that it's an outdated concept lolol
The accuracy of Ben & Jerry being a girl's two other boyfriends.
I don’t get it
The ice cream.
I didn't make the connection until I saw this comment for some reason
Isaiah Armstrong there’s a popular ice cream brand in USA (I don’t know where else is it just know it’s in at least USA) called Ben and Jerry’s
Hagen and das
“Her dog is gonna have its own Instagram.”
That’s my boyfriend and his cat!
Pro tip: don't just look at her board secretly. Ask her about it. Hear her heart. See what she appreciates. Listen to her dreams for the future. Most women would love their man to show that much interest in her inner world.
Snooping on anything like that secretly is just creepy.
My dad made up a new name for the generation after the millenials, he calls it the Post Malonials.
Gold
@@snicker12 thank you!😂👏
@ariannasv22 he will definitely appreciate the praise😁👏👏
Your dad wins life.
@@emilycichon6307 he said it's cool that u guys like the idea so much😂😂🙌 and he has won life👌😂
Notes:
•Man cards don’t work
•Read her blog
•Puns
•There are 3 men in her life You, Ben and Jerry
•When she’s in a dark place, dark chocolate in her face
•Sushi
Pizza
Icecream
Rose
Iced coffee
Tacos
•Think Pinterest, Buy me this
•Get her Yurman
•If you go on vacation with your girl you are a photographer
•Dont talk about your ex
•The more photos are taken she will be happier
•Have to love Dogs
•Her dog will have an Instagram
•Goodnight texts
•She is the only one you swiped on
•Have to like The Bachelor
•If she ask if any of the girls on the show are pretty, play dumb save your bum
•Pinterest- look at her boards win awards
(Thank me later)
um what's a yurman tho? I'm going to assume it's some American edible :P
Ri aws yeah I’m American and didn’t even know what it was. Apparently it’s a designer jewelry brand. Very expensive stuff lol
"Get her Yurman if you want to be her man".
ill leave.
best comment - under-rated ; it's easier to memorize this way ; this should be a man card
wow someone was taking notes! XD
Yo u are actually like my favorite comedian on UA-cam
Have you heard about Gatis Kandis?
Quick STOP21 mine tooo
Me too
Banana Fighter A legend.
He is fantastic
Man I thought this was funny but in a sad way, ladies if he treats you like a queen you better do the same. Boys don't settle for someone who pushes you around and forsakes your own happiness. If it's a healthy relationship you both need to be mindful of the others happiness and wellbeing.❤
HA! That's a fucking pipe dream.
Amen
PREACH
Amen. I take care of my man just ask him
PREACH
Pinterest board is high key THE BEST way to find presents. I do this for my mom and grandma AND aunt. They all think I’m just really good at gift giving-
Hahahaha!! I need to try this!
Are we ignoring no open Pinterest
SPIRIT is accurate. Also the Pinterest thing. 😎😎EDIT: HA! i typed that before the end of the video😂😂😂😂😂 "study her boards, you win awards".
The S, of course, is interchangeable. For mornings it stands for Starbucks.
@@michellegarrett6752 oh yes ma'am! Got to have that caffeine!!☕☕
Haha I always tell my bae to check my boards lmaoo
Oh my gosh. The Pintrest thing is SO true. Like that's my life in boards😂😂
@@ThisIsJ.Nicole right? I've got SO many boards...SO many. 😂😂😂
I’m married and still part of the paparazzi.
Bahahaha! “Look at her board, win awards...” as a girl, this is a PROFOUND truth! Know her Pinterest boards😂😂 guys take notes.
No thanks
Profound
@Zedic Black cant make me
People: Girlfriends are so complicated
Kennedy: Hold my marker!
*when you've already planned your wedding, pets, number of children, first born, day of death, and colour of tomb on pinterest*
A t t a c k e d
Relatable.
reading the comment section on this is giving me a panic attack do girls do this or is it a states thing?
@@MatthewBaxter88girls really do it
Jadyn Mock I have to make call.....
Scotland Ball I-I have Pinterest but it’s just for fandoms 😂
*"Teaching 21st century dudes.. to deal with all her moods."* 😂😂😂😂👌
For all the guys out there😂 I can definitely say Pinterest is a key place to go to see what a girl wants. Pinterest is like my life planner.
Yeeeeesssss 👏👏👏
Oh hey Kailey it's Matt😂😂😂😂😂
Very true
Trey you always have such original and funny content keep up the great work!!
NotASponsor ikr it’s funny but also true 😂😂😂😂
THIS COMMENT IS A FACT. Love how original Trey is
I was gagging during the good night text thing😨 I honestly hope when I get a bf he'll never text me that junk😂
I literally felt turned off by a guy (and stopped seeing him) because he did this all the time
Lmaoo yeah😂😂😂 just a good night is fine dude😂😂😂😂
Same
Oh, so THAT's what the Millenial alternative to Boomer "WIFE BAD" humor is
Underrated truth.
Accurate
Agreed, but at least we also have videos making fun of guys too.
Sajon When you millennials (I’m Gen Z) get to their age, you will have the same humor.
Actually no, you will be half-laughing at the fact that so many of you kill yourselves after divorce.
@@orppranator5230 actually millennials have a lower divorce rate than boomers
But we do not talk about her exes
How can trey make math funny
For all the dudes the best part was "You were power swiping on the toilet after a fortnite binge" 😂
"The more photos that are taken she's going to be happier, while yours negatively correlates"
E M my hubby and I have so0o0o much fun with each other we *forget* to take pics! Lol (it actually makes my grandma mad at us! 😂 lol)
As a female, I can say that Pinterest one is true!!!
Jadyn Mock Absolutely!!
I use we heart it
Not for me ^^’ ...my Pinterest is Sonic stuff- XD
“She’s not making a detailed Pinterest board of her dream wedding for her health” OMFG CAN RELATE
I suddenly need tacos...
bahahahaha You're killin me! "Pin-ter-est, buy me this" but really I want to quote every line. Hilarious.
Trey is preaching about “SPIRIT” and it ain’t even Sunday!! 😂🤣 I FREAKIN’ love puns! I adore you, Trey! 💕 The gag killed mehhh...Lol
Actually, the S in Spirit is Starbucks....
I think thats where the iced coffee comes in, instructions unclear i need another course!
Caribou coffee, Dunkin donuts, local coffee shop.. do any of these work?
I hate Starbucks- lol
Actually, no
"Those girlfriends are a lot like pets, feed them a few specific things they'll be happy"
The Spirit acronym is very accurate 😂 I love this whole video !! You’re seriously hilarious !
Why does Trey have to come for my life every time?!?!?!?!?!?! SPIRIT GOT ME!
“Wrong. There’s two other men in her life ones named Ben and ones names Jerry stock up on it like you’re the dad gum swans man!”
So true!😂
When he said that "if your gf writes a blog, you're going to have to read it," i felt really called out 🤣🤣
"When she's in a dark place, dark chocolate on her face"
You really know your stuff
*Play Dumb, save your Bum*
Taking notes.
I actually noticed a guy pulling that once and I was perplexed! It's a joke boys. Please don't actually do that. We are human. That's just weird in real life. Sorry if you find your exes/partners so hard to understand/communicate with.
Hate when dudes play dumb 🙄
Sometimes it isn't a joke Katherine.
Am I the only girl without a Pinterest lmao
No, there's literally dozens of us!
*NO!* I’ve never touched it! Lol
n-nO
I abandoned mine after about 2 days. To much work! lol!
No, but you're a worse person for lacking one. XD
Look at her boards, you'll win awards lol
This is too accurate. So accurate that I’ve saved this in the notes on my phone to send to all future boyfriend’s
*snap snap* This is a higher ed course let’s go let’s go!!!!
Sidenote:
My AP Biology teacher always spends the first 30 minutes of class doing work on her laptop and leaves us to do whatever, an then the last 15 minutes she gets up and starts teaching and it goes by at the same speed this does.
And the worst part is: she allows for no recordings or devices.
So it’s all hand written! My broken hand thanks you Mrs. Arnold. 😑
That sounds awful!
“Dark chocolate in her face”
Me, who only likes milk chocolate: no.
I like regular chocolate. Speaking of that it's brake and bake chocolate chip cookies I'll probably make some to feel better after school and a dumb hair appointment tomorrow.
BTS owns my entire existance?? Nah it’s cause American chocolate is shite, trust me, dark chocolate is a rare sighting in Britain
Im lactose intolerant and dark chocolate is kinda good for my heart
I hate dark chocolate! But I love regular chocolate with nuts!
@Elia Maureen tbh just done with puberty and I still like the sweetness of milk chocolate lmao. You have a point tho, tons of my friends wonder how I'm able to casually eat sweets daily without finding it too sweet.
well I actually have a board on pinterest with a scarily long list of kermit memes...they don't mean anything I SWEAR
@MAHALAKSHMI PERUMAL 😂😂
OMG my heart is singing "what a girl wants, what a girl needs" in the background. Soooo fuckin' true!
All I need in my life is SPIT.
S- Sushi
P- Pizza
I- Ice Cream
T- Tacos
😂
Thought the same. Guess we are the kinky ones 😅.
Ok I'll see myself out.
I love when he's about to puke😂😂 gets me everytime.
yes!
"Teaching 21st century dudes to deal with all her moods" ICONIC
That photograph chart was ridiculously funny
His reaction to the good night text was glorious 😂
‘Vacations ... you are no longer her boyfriend ... you’re the paparazzi’ 😂😂 so accurate
YES!!! Pinterest is my heart! Study it like a textbook! Preach!
“When she’s in a dark place, dark chocolate in her face”
Trey... i don’t know about that one 😂
Milk chocolate in her face 👍
Oh yikes...
Nope definitely true
@ariannasv22 I hope you know what you're implying..
六 KillKev i dont like chocolate tbh
I laughed so hard at this!!! Love your videos!!
"Give me all your man cards. You don't need that anymore." 😂😂sad...
😂😂periodt😂😂
“Play dumb save your bum” hahaha 🤣 🤣 “TAKE NOTES”
I love Trey's videos. Even if I've had a bad day his videos always cheer me up!! Someone needs to give you your own tv show!!
*as a girl, i confirm the accuracy of this*
You are no longer her boyfriend on vacation you are her photographer.
Facts. 100%
lol
My teacher everytime I try to say something: *wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong*
“We do not talk about our “x”s that’s the horizontal line” lmaoo
Omg, so freakin’ true.
I choked laughing when he said, “Play dumb, save your bum.” 😂
SPIRIT 🤣😆
This is the best thing I've seen today😂😂
Screw geometry sign me up for this
I send my husband links to my Pinterest boards. 🤣🤣🤣
“When she’s in a dark place, dark chocolate in her face” the accuracy in that statement!😂
The enneagram reference😂😂
As a 4w5 I found this so funny
Trey, I have been married a long time and this so true. It made me laugh😆.
That awkward moment when as soon as you said “is she a 6” I thought Enneagram 💁🏻♀️
I was personally attacked 😂
S.P.I.R.I.T. is the TRUEST statement for me ever. Also the dark chocolate in her face comment. This is seriously good stuff. 😂😂
Omg I can’t😂😂 But the paparazzi part of vacation is true for me🤷🏽♀️
@Cami Ferrell, last year, I had a few serious health issues, but now, I feel so much better.
Since then, I have noticed that I want my life partner to photograph me more often, and not just on a vacation. Frankly, at least twice a week! Ha!
Incidentally, I have a UA-cam Channel (so does my life partner, but he only uses it to watch videos not record and upload them). Also, I use Instagram and Pinterest, and he uses neither.
Then again, he uses Facebook, and I have not used Facebook since Monday, November 21, 2016, but I digress.
Whoever is giving him this Intel is doing a great job
the cheat sheet for gen Z girls is vsco!!
ew lmao but true
This really could be a course...real talk..lol
Power swiping on the toilet got me 🤣🤣🤣
A Good Night Text Template! OMG Cracking up!
*writes it all down* very interesting
Ok, but, I will be sharing this with my boyfriend. The Bachelor definitely doesn’t apply with me so he can skip that class 😂
Bro.. THE TRUTH THO😳💯😭👌
On behalf of all the millennial girls with boyfriends or prospectives...We thank you Trey Kennedy😂😂
"SPIRIT! Moving on" The aggressive arm roll though...🤣
Woah SPIRIT. very accurate
Is it me or Trey is getting more handsome each video?
Just a few more basic girl sayings for you: “the only light of my life I need is white chocolate” “I swear my soulmate got hit by a bus” “I’m a single independent woman.” *two seconds later* “I’m so alone” “oh my god I need to add this to my vision board.” “He’s not Into me, we’re just really good friends” and plenty more.
Spirit- made me LOL 😂 nailed it!
I am loving your slogans 🤣🤣🤣 you should put them on T-shirts 😂