"That goddamn motherfu-" *Summons a target dummy, angrily shoots countless holes into it with a conjured M134 minigun for five minutes straight* "Okay, I'm calm now."
@@Randoman590 STONE COLD ALBUS DUMBLEDOOOORRREEEE!!! [Proceeds to crush 2 mugs of butterbeer over his head and drinks the stream] Also, a rattlesnake is now used with Slytherin's banner lol
It has been a tiresome trope that I'd (as well as anyone who isn't a blind hater or, worst case scenario, blood-thirsty guerrilla craving for a 3rd world war) like to see die off from this community (but probably never will since it's been going on since the creation of this game, and seems to escalate as time goes on). Scout's no doubt one of the more sane mercenaries, and likely only BECAME one (comic spoilers ahead for those unaware) because of his dead-beat father (Spy, unfortunately) leaving him (as well as his seven older brothers and mother) to rot in Boston, stranding them in a state of poverty for around or even over two whole DECADES until Scout was offered to work at Mann Co. (with Spy never considering to help the family out throughout that time despite sitting on a treasure-trove of cash that can surely buy them a house). But I suppose people just like being ironic, since they'll hate a guy for doing some juvenile pranks to the point of wanting him killed or castrated (individuals with this level of sadism exist), then turn around and laugh when an unofficial war "hero" runs around snapping peoples' necks and commencing chaos (mind you one of these individuals being Scouts' lawyer, a scenario that was working out PERFECTLY until Soldier's dumbass came in and nearly got them all hung, until Pauling came in and saved them from his stupidity), as videos like this show with the constant elevated hatred towards a man who had his childhood shredded into microscopic pieces, and have the rest of his life enforced to work for a blood-money corporation since he can't ever go back home due to the bounty on his head that, had Spy been a proper father, NEVER would have fabricated into existence.
UA-cam kids is the darkest magic of all, the spell is prohibited to use and if used on someone, they would be arrested, Dumbledoor though it was a good time to use it though.
Yeah, UA-cam Kids is an absolute mind-obliterating, eldritch torture method in which shows unnameable horrors unfathomly beyond comprehension for any mortal capable of reducing its onlookers’ minds to quarks in at least 1 femto-second.
I sincerely have no idea what fate the poor Harry could have had if he watched UA-cam Kids entirely, but certainly it would be a fate equivalent to hell from which not even death could bring him any relief.
@@sithofdarkness8927 I find it hard to tell if this is meant to be comedic or you didn’t get the joke but have a like anyways because I like the comment.
Even Dumbledore agrees with Pyro that the horrors of UA-cam Kids are way to much to be used as torture devices, truly the wisest mentor on all of media.
"Heavy award Scout dormitory with 1 point for every scout that isn't tiny baby man." *the scouts all await in giddy anticipation* "ZERO POINTS, HO HO HO HO"
harry potter: on his death bed dumbledoor: *travels state wide to ask the same question that gives so much adrenaline that a crippled child activates a oh sh*t response*
Doctor Lalve's sniper rifle is one with reverse damage falloff... Except it hits the target instantly and doesn't have a limit on how much it can do. It won't stop at 450.
As a person who quite recently watched the Harry Potter movies, I can say with 100% certainty that this is exactly how it went down in the Goblet of Fire.
I didn't remember watching this video, but as soon as I saw Dumbledore rapidly approaching Harry in his hospital bed like a lion about to maul its prey, I knew for sure I had.
scout as example of how to be abuse soilder as example of how to be hit by literally everything sniper as example of how to travel far far away spy as example of how to be a unicorn
![Random Crits [SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ijfc4rDXQAo/mqdefault.jpg)
Dumbledore then “calmly” traversed the vast seas and mountain ranges to find a convenient sniping spot.
Y’know….. calmly-
What are you gonna do? Run five miles away and shoot me?
*Calmy attaches scope on his wand*
@@NorilXFeder080 haha XD
"What are you gonna do? drive five miles away and shoot me?"
It's truly a relief that Dumbledore asked 'calmly'. I cannot imagine what horrors would be unleashed if he asked 'troubled', for example.
He would have played youtube kids for a second longer
Or "mildy concerned"
@@nitrolight1778 plays UA-cam Kids 3 seconds longer
God forbid "frustrated"
@@Crimson_Sun2486 plays UA-cam Kids 4 seconds longer
Dumbledore is going to create his own Horcruxes at this rate with the amount of times he’s killing Harry
Oh 500th master of sticks what knowledge do you have for us
0:07 of course it wouldn't have been a movie without a _JOJO REFERENCE_
And the Wizard Soldier
You! You keep appearing! What is your secret?
Motifa was the last character I’d expect to show up in a gmod video
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!
It's about damn time tho
Bout time
Morifa's power cannot be restrained.
i thought that was fat alberrt
"There's an unidentified object flying over Texas.... And she looks like a bitch."
I don't know if I heard that right but I lost my shit to it. XD
You heard it right.
You can trust the guy with the link above me
@@MocawMocks So you can. :P Surprisingly not a RickRoll.
oh, thats the part where you laughed?
@@godE25 It's when I laughed hardest.
The idea of an ancient wizard venting his frustration using modern weaponry is amazing.
Just imagine how utterly screwed muggles would be if wizards decided to become smart and use modern weapons against the muggles with the aid of magic.
"That goddamn motherfu-" *Summons a target dummy, angrily shoots countless holes into it with a conjured M134 minigun for five minutes straight* "Okay, I'm calm now."
@@DatScharger64 sadly it seems magic stops any form of electronics
@@theenderdestruction2362 Except guns. :D
@@DatScharger64 true
Watching This was a roller coaster of emotions, to say the least
A rollercoaster that only goes down at varying steep angles.
@@littleboyred1 that’s even more accurate tbh
It's more like a skyscraper of emotion
*DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME I N T H E G O B L E T O F I R E ? ?*
A long but fulfilling journey.
This felt so much shorter than it actually was
For me it was the complete opposite
it felt like a crack induced rollercoaster experience
If this is him asking calmly, I hate to see Dumbledore ask anyone angrily.
He’d Avada kadabra the whole universe
@@bobiomario299 what if someone told Dumbledore that Voldemort is the reason Harry’s name is in the Goblet of Fire.
It's the Buffer Overflow error of emotions. So angry he becomes stone cold.
@@Randoman590 STONE COLD ALBUS DUMBLEDOOOORRREEEE!!! [Proceeds to crush 2 mugs of butterbeer over his head and drinks the stream]
Also, a rattlesnake is now used with Slytherin's banner lol
*...HARRY!*
Not just an OneyPlays reference, but a reference to top tier bad bitch Motifa? That’s good shit, man.
And that was when DumPOOTore was CALM.
Just imagine the horrors if he used "the Final Pam" instead of MOTIFA...
yes omg
@@baxblack4369 Motifa is far more Powerful.
@@theworldsmostgiantDr Shhh, don't say that, the Final Pam might hear you...
0:54
I like how this scene was like
Pyro: "Bruh...that's going too far, even for you"
“Dumbledore theirs unforgivable curses and then there’s UA-cam Kids.”
Well done, Doctor. You've curred me of a functioning brain. 🤣☺️👍
0:29
"I, Spy-no Spy-ovanna, have a dream."
Turtle: Pommes
I have never seen someone ask something so calmly
Truly the gentlest a human being could ever get
I cannot wait for someone to reply to this and not get the joke. (We all know that means r/wooosh)
1:17
''Now folks, i've heard of countersniping but THIS is RIDICULOUS''
*insert Groucho Marx meme here*
I swear, the Scout abuse is like a Neverending Story.
And soldier
I see this as an absolute win
I feel like “Neverending” is still too short for abusing scout.
It has been a tiresome trope that I'd (as well as anyone who isn't a blind hater or, worst case scenario, blood-thirsty guerrilla craving for a 3rd world war) like to see die off from this community (but probably never will since it's been going on since the creation of this game, and seems to escalate as time goes on). Scout's no doubt one of the more sane mercenaries, and likely only BECAME one (comic spoilers ahead for those unaware) because of his dead-beat father (Spy, unfortunately) leaving him (as well as his seven older brothers and mother) to rot in Boston, stranding them in a state of poverty for around or even over two whole DECADES until Scout was offered to work at Mann Co. (with Spy never considering to help the family out throughout that time despite sitting on a treasure-trove of cash that can surely buy them a house). But I suppose people just like being ironic, since they'll hate a guy for doing some juvenile pranks to the point of wanting him killed or castrated (individuals with this level of sadism exist), then turn around and laugh when an unofficial war "hero" runs around snapping peoples' necks and commencing chaos (mind you one of these individuals being Scouts' lawyer, a scenario that was working out PERFECTLY until Soldier's dumbass came in and nearly got them all hung, until Pauling came in and saved them from his stupidity), as videos like this show with the constant elevated hatred towards a man who had his childhood shredded into microscopic pieces, and have the rest of his life enforced to work for a blood-money corporation since he can't ever go back home due to the bounty on his head that, had Spy been a proper father, NEVER would have fabricated into existence.
@@justaregularprofile8829 k
It is this kind of calm, rational action that gets you a position as headmaster of "Hagwards".
This video is:
✓ Heartwarming ✓ Enjoyable
✓ Life-Changing ✓ Calming
✓ Useful ✓ Informative
✓ Inspiring ✓ Other
And Motifa
@@Arachap_tpd Poor soldier never gets a break.
“Calming”
Not for Dumbledore…
Inspiring indeed i am very inspired
Copypasta comment for likes.
just as i imagined it while reading the book...
That "force scout to watch youtube kids" scene literally made me dying 😂
UA-cam kids is the darkest magic of all, the spell is prohibited to use and if used on someone, they would be arrested, Dumbledoor though it was a good time to use it though.
Pyro even thought it was going too far!
Yeah, UA-cam Kids is an absolute mind-obliterating, eldritch torture method in which shows unnameable horrors unfathomly beyond comprehension for any mortal capable of reducing its onlookers’ minds to quarks in at least 1 femto-second.
I sincerely have no idea what fate the poor Harry could have had if he watched UA-cam Kids entirely, but certainly it would be a fate equivalent to hell from which not even death could bring him any relief.
1:26 This is how I want to enter my wedding.
Every Battle Royale player in a nutshell for me
"Dumbledore proceeds to drown Harry with boiling milk Very Calmly"
Underrated comment right here.
I believe that Harry _might_ have put his name into the goblet of fire.
No it was the stereotypical "Evil" slavic man and David Tennent because Voldemort yadda yadda prophecy, etc.
@@sithofdarkness8927 I find it hard to tell if this is meant to be comedic or you didn’t get the joke but have a like anyways because I like the comment.
Voldemort’s stan wanted to get Harry killed, baddabing baddaboom
@@sithofdarkness8927The Slavic man is Wormtail.
Seeing Motifa once again it brings tears to me eyes.
Absolutely groundbreaking cameo by the legendary angel of destruction herself, Motifa
Motifa supersonic speed
That guest appearance of motifa really shook me to my core, well done.
He's definitely calm.
*NOT CALM H E L P*
And that's just him asking calmly, imagine if he asked angrily.
Harry wouldn’t have lasted 5 seconds
@@springyard20xx42 ( ͝° ͜ʖ͡°)
He would find the Infinity Gauntlet and beat the shit out off him. And the snap his fingers.
@@sanstheskeleton8104
And then his legs, then his arms and neck
Or even “somewhat concerned”.
The Motifa gag was god tier.
Completely out of the blue lmao
Minute detail: Demoman grins when Soldier is sniped, and Spy and Pyro look surprised he got hit.
Even Dumbledore agrees with Pyro that the horrors of UA-cam Kids are way to much to be used as torture devices, truly the wisest mentor on all of media.
“If you’re lying to me Harry, then I’ll keep torturing you and Soldier until you confess”
*starts playing UA-cam Kids videos
1:25
Featuring Motifa from the Grand Theft Auto series!
The hospital ending is legit terrifying
1:51
Round 2 let's go!
Dumbledore is just making dreadful for scout
XD nice video
hey alex spider
Hey, stop doing yt kids content
Me: *Wakes up in a sad mood today* Doctor Lalve: 0:06
0:12
0:44 top 10 most inhumane methods of torture
YO I’d NEVER thought we’d get to see Motifa again! Holy Shit! Fucking awesome video!!
"Heavy award Scout dormitory with 1 point for every scout that isn't tiny baby man."
*the scouts all await in giddy anticipation*
"ZERO POINTS, HO HO HO HO"
dumbledore heavy : ANSWEAR MEYOU PUT YOUR NAME ON THE FIR GOBLET ???!!!
Harry scout : *dont answears to get more tortured*
0:29 damn *spyiorno spyvanna* even be helping dumbledore ask his question in a very calm manner
harry potter: on his death bed
dumbledoor: *travels state wide to ask the same question that gives so much adrenaline that a crippled child activates a oh sh*t response*
The Cut of Harry Scream at the end is just Perfect
"did you put your name into the goblet of fire, harry" dumbeldore asked calming as he punched in the hogwarts nuclear launch code
Doctor Lalve's sniper rifle is one with reverse damage falloff...
Except it hits the target instantly and doesn't have a limit on how much it can do. It won't stop at 450.
An accurate representation of how different the movies are from the books.
Dumbledore ask calmly as he pulled out his 150kg minigun and destroys everything
1:45 I think I had a nightmare about this when I was in the hospital for a week for a badly broken leg.
Did it also involve a wizard, asking 'calmly' if you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
@@games-boy9640I really don’t want to talk about it
Hope I’m not too late
You never are
Motifa is definitely not something I expected to pop up in a harry potter joke sfm
Who's Motifa? some character from... something?
He was indeed, very calm. Very chill. Like Harry's corpse is, now
1:08 that slays me expecially and i dont even know why
Dumbledore: It is good day to be not dead
Snape: Pow, you are dead
Dumbledore: I am dead!
Harry Potter WAS the boy who lived
Until he was asked something calmly
"youtube kids"
no man or beast should ever be subjected to such cruelty
I wasn’t expecting motifa but boy was I happy she showed up
"Did you put your name into the goblet od fire, Harry?"
Dumbledore *SHOT* calmly...
Every dream has a meaning
My dreams:
With each colorful reflection on scout's face I felt youtube kids experience.
Imagine if dumbledore asked “normally”
It's so chaotic though.
I LOVE IT ❤️❤️
DumPOOTore: Did YOU put NAME IN GOBLET OF FIRE?!
Harry Po- Scou- Dumbass: No!
DumPOOTore: (While being CALM) *ВРЕМЯ УМИРАТЬ.*
“Yes, we defeated you for all time! You will never rise above the ashes of your SHAME AND HUMILIATION! Azula said calmly.
We're reaching dangerously calm levels of calmness.
As a person who quite recently watched the Harry Potter movies, I can say with 100% certainty that this is exactly how it went down in the Goblet of Fire.
*"I, Giorno Giovanna, am the Spy"*
-Primo Mafioso
I wasn’t expecting Motifa.
This is brilliant! Thank you so much!
I didn't remember watching this video, but as soon as I saw Dumbledore rapidly approaching Harry in his hospital bed like a lion about to maul its prey, I knew for sure I had.
Yes, he asked *very calmly*
Dumbledore calmly throwing knives at Harry
that was the most calm question dumbleheavy ever asked
so peaceful...
I gotta say, this is the very first time I've asked myself a genuine "what the fuck" watching a lalve's video
Calm: Shouting.
Very Calm: Guns and explosions.
Zen: Creates Twitter account.
lol!
I mean this is the calmest I've ever seen of Dumbledore.
Remember people.
He asked calmly
plot twist, this was based on a deleted scene from the movie.
Dumbledore then “Calmly” began to train Harry Potter for the games
Meanwhile in the Nolaverse.
Batman asking the Joker about whereabouts of Harvey and Rachel, calmly.
The Weapons used:
A minigun
A machine gun
Two revolvers
Some knives
UA-cam kids
A flamethrower
A sniper riffle
A tank
And Motifa
a shotgun is used too, (a Militech Crusher to be precise)!
Motifa had blew up everybody VERY calmly!
Harry Pootis
If this is asking "calmly" I'm afraid to see what him demanding is
This is pure TF2 comedy gold right here, Kitty0706 would be proud!!! 😎👍
it reminded me a lot of kittys animation style and comedic timing and thats a great thing!
Indeed😃
Voldemort must have balls of steel to stand up to THIS Dumbledore.
2:02 very calm "hi"
*H I*
The opening is pure perfection, Incredible work!
This was the calmest question I’ve ever seen asked.
1:01 to 1:20 is my favorite part.
scout as example of how to be abuse
soilder as example of how to be hit by literally everything
sniper as example of how to travel far far away
spy as example of how to be a unicorn
Seeing Motifa appear felt like watching a Marvel cameo
still better than the lego games where he just pulled a glock and capped harry
Not really if I'm being honest
1:28 The moment I saw that shirt and bob, I knew we were about to see devastation.
I'd never thought I needed a gmod version of this
"DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLITOFFIRE!?"
Doctor Lalve you always find a way to make my day lol
Uploaded during the time of Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore. What a coincidence.
Wow, just in time.
My god Dumbledor no need to be so calm about this
Each video you make is a masterpiece!
I like how all damage to Harry is directed to the soldier in the background, leaving Harry completely unharmed