Why can I imagen that the scene with the racoon was like this: Hunter: *talking to the other hunters* Us: ,What's this?' *sniff, sniff* ,Oh! Dinner!' *catches racoon* Hunter: Now let's- Wait! Weren't they just in the bush? Where did they run off to? *hears some noise* What was that noise? *sees us having the racoon in our mouth* Oh for f**ks sake! Drop the racoon. Bad! Us: *dropping the racoon with a sour face* Aww man! I haven't eaten dinner yet! (I apologize if my english is not perfect.I'm from germany)
I know it's only the 6th, but "This is Halloween, this is Halloween"! Give us all the spooky, paranormal content. 🥧 You're awesome, and you'll get your groove back. Take a breather if you need to. You got this.
I definitely gotcha with the spooki this month, my 100 scary stories thing is coming on the 11th, it probably won't do too well but idc cause it was fun to make 😂
@@lordvalentinreal And I'll say that it's important to still make other content you enjoy, even if it doesn't bring in the BIG views. Variety isn't just the spice of life, it's what keeps content creators from banging their head on the desk in boredom as they make the same video for the 90th time.
Lamia/ snake person Vampire Kitsune Neko Drider/ spider person Mage/ witch Centaur Mermaid if he does a in water version Can’t think of anymore right now!
I love this character! I can't wait for more! And happy spooky month. APD APPROVED. Fun fact: when you take a photo, you commenly hear the well known phrase: " say cheese". But back in the day: 1800's they said: "say prunes " Until we meet again!
@@lordvalentinreal HAHAHH i love that so much holy shit if that ever happens let me know because I have too many of ‘em ideas, I mean. i wrote that “yandere human x vampire” script a while ago and even tho people keep asking for a third part i literally cannot dig myself out of the massive fuckin’ plotholes lmao so in terms of this.. it seems mr hunter has to go back within a day. so he has to bring our furry butts to the werewolf village and then skedaddle. let’s say the village is like (insert amount of time to have a plot-driving conversation between the two of them) away, and they get to know each other, blahblah, and then… idk, the village says “uh, fuck that?? we don’t like them go away”. could be an old enemy, could be the fact that you said we look human besides the ears and tail. perhaps it’s a race thing- maybe those who transform fully have a mark that shows that on their human form, or that they can tell that the listener isn’t a “real werewolf” and thus doesn’t belong there. (Which, btw, thank you for making us human-like. i dislike the idea of werewolves because it feels so weird to be a huge muscular wolf lmao. like,, idk. it feels ew. and since we look human, it makes so much sense as to why the character went “oh goddammit why’s it gotta be me dawg this is so awkward i have to ride them?? and not even in the *good* way??? unbelievable”) after that, the hunter can go “well shit dawg i like you too much to just pat you on the back and say good luck, so… haha, there goes those years of hard work I mentioned” or, one of the team members can have followed them or witnessed the werewolf and sent a hunting party, at which point they have to stick together anyway oooor, it could be a heartfelt goodbye at the village gates with the listener saying “come visit me pls” to explain the kiss, you could make up a “after-full-moon hangover” or something, or “bro why’d you plant this specific plant here this makes us go into you-know-what” or “i’m so fuckin emotionally unstable bc my entire family and friend group just chased me outta me home with pitchforks and you’re so kind to me thank you i’ve never been treated so well blah blah i’m gonna make a terrible decision and kiss you oh my god i’m so sorry” granted, it’s 12:30 am and I have no idea if you even want to make another one but i had fun making these ideas so no loss also. when i read the title I was thinking something VERY DIFFERENT would happen. which I also think should be an audio. just fuckin capture the werewolf and put ‘em in a cage and try to train them?? ESPECIALLY WITH THE WHOLE CATCHING A RACCOON THING?? like we could totally be mindless during the full moon and then de-transform and the guy could be like “aight i’m actually not gonna let you go bc this is like super important scientific observation so enjoy your stay but also you’re a werewolf so you’re a lesser being, mutt” that turns into “aw shit they actually act human when human? shit’s fucked. now i feel bad” or he has some sort of serum that forces them to transform so he can tame them? or like a “ayo you’re gonna be fine. i’ll take care of you- oh my god put. the. squirrel. down. good, thank you” or something or a feral human where they teach them to speak and read english and do math and integrate into society (but not rooted in science whatsoever because by the time a feral human is of age they simply cannot integrate into society, as shown by a lot of cases. but real science is boring. i want the non-verbal communication and slow teaching and learning to understand each other. i die for that shit lmao) anyway, that concludes my ramble. dismissed
Although this one was short it was still entertaining. I laughed a lot with this one. Thank you for creating videos like these and as always, the next entry in the dumbfrickery chronicles is below. Him: I'm not sure how the rest of my team didn't spot you. Me: Smol. *Bleps* Him: No! Drop the Racoon! Bad! Me: But... But... Trash panda! Him: But don't expect me to enjoy it. Me: My boy's a dere a tsun tsundere~ Him: Well... This just got unprofessional fast. Me: What? Isn't it traditional for a damsel in distress to bestow a kiss upon the knight who saved her? An avian werewolf. I wonder how that would work. Would I turn into a giant monster bird? Something like a griffin with the back half of a wolf? A werewolf with wings and feathers? Or just a regular old werewolf? The world may never know. XD
I loved this one! Very relaxing and now I'm tired, hmm I think i should take a nap Anyway, like I said, great audio! See ya next time (Or in a couple hours when I rewatch this)
Lil too fast for my taste but okie, let's pump them brakes. I got that pedal installed for a reason, and i'm gonna use it. Headpats are okay, but I hardly know the guy so like
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him: drop the raccoon
me, who grew up a disney kid and love the animals the most: no! I'm bring Meeko with me!
Woww😭
Bro I was gonna say that 😭
@@S1mp_4_Anyth1ngbro I think we all were lol
"They'd crucified you"
*Crucified by Army of Lovers starts playing*
If you had inserted a raccoon sound I would have fallen out laughing 😂
Me too lol
Totaly same 🤣🤣🤣
me personally, i would never let a raccoon talk to me like that
We need raccoon😂❤
YES, 😂😂😂 we need this.
Why can I imagen that the scene with the racoon was like this:
Hunter: *talking to the other hunters*
Us: ,What's this?' *sniff, sniff* ,Oh! Dinner!' *catches racoon*
Hunter: Now let's- Wait! Weren't they just in the bush? Where did they run off to? *hears some noise* What was that noise? *sees us having the racoon in our mouth* Oh for f**ks sake! Drop the racoon. Bad!
Us: *dropping the racoon with a sour face* Aww man! I haven't eaten dinner yet!
(I apologize if my english is not perfect.I'm from germany)
This was hilarious, don't worry! 😂😂
I either take the raccoon with me or you're taking the raccoon with us.
Put it in your mouth 😐
@@lordvalentinreal Fine only because you told me to.
“Drop the raccoon”
…but I’m hungry😢
Him : No drop the raccoon, bad!
Me who is obsessed with raccoons : ... No I will take Rocket with me and we both will cause mischief whenever we like.
AAWWOOO!
**Ahem** Pardon me...
This was certainly a treat for the ears, Val, I love it! Thank you and Happy Early Samhain.
Glad you liked it and I love this time of year 🥰
Him: come on out!
Me: *comes out as a puppy*
Him: Wha....
Me: Papa!
Bhahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok but why do I want this version 💀
This went from saving the wolf to dating the wolf TvT but love it lol.
That's how it be 😤
@@lordvalentinreal lol
I came here for Choi Han but stayed for the voice-
"drop the racoon"
My oc/persona being a racoon halfblood 😰
Hunts an amazing Raccoon to show to my new hunter friend*
🐶😁
They get mad at me for it*
🐶🥺
I know it's only the 6th, but "This is Halloween, this is Halloween"!
Give us all the spooky, paranormal content. 🥧
You're awesome, and you'll get your groove back. Take a breather if you need to. You got this.
I definitely gotcha with the spooki this month, my 100 scary stories thing is coming on the 11th, it probably won't do too well but idc cause it was fun to make 😂
@@lordvalentinreal I've gotta finish mine for tomorrow... 😭
@@lordvalentinreal And I'll say that it's important to still make other content you enjoy, even if it doesn't bring in the BIG views. Variety isn't just the spice of life, it's what keeps content creators from banging their head on the desk in boredom as they make the same video for the 90th time.
@@DarqDominion very much the truth
Why did I read that in the "this is Halloween" rhythm
"do i have that much sticks in my ha-"
* Silence *
* Me thinking they're hugging * 😄
**Kissing sounds** 😨
FR💀
you should do another like this but with a vampire or some other cool supernatural creature
Oooh yessss
@@squiddo_17 there's so many so I can't really name then on the top of my head for him to do a video with, also he should do a part 2 of this video
Lamia/ snake person
Vampire
Kitsune
Neko
Drider/ spider person
Mage/ witch
Centaur
Mermaid if he does a in water version
Can’t think of anymore right now!
I …… didn’t listen to if fully when I wrote the response above this from me……
@@bluesapphire2693 your right. Kitsune would be so cool do a video about, especially either the listener or the VA is one
Two jokes:
He sounds like boulder punching a-hole (Chris red field)
AWWOOOOOO werewolves of London
I love this character! I can't wait for more!
And happy spooky month.
APD APPROVED.
Fun fact: when you take a photo, you commenly hear the well known phrase: " say cheese". But back in the day: 1800's they said: "say prunes "
Until we meet again!
Giving a lady a block of cheese may interest her
@@lordvalentinreal and so it may seem
the kiss came outta nowhere lmfao
Yea sometimes I get halfway through writing and run out of ideas
@@lordvalentinreal HAHAHH i love that so much holy shit
if that ever happens let me know because I have too many of ‘em
ideas, I mean. i wrote that “yandere human x vampire” script a while ago and even tho people keep asking for a third part i literally cannot dig myself out of the massive fuckin’ plotholes lmao
so in terms of this..
it seems mr hunter has to go back within a day. so he has to bring our furry butts to the werewolf village and then skedaddle.
let’s say the village is like (insert amount of time to have a plot-driving conversation between the two of them) away, and they get to know each other, blahblah, and then…
idk, the village says “uh, fuck that?? we don’t like them go away”. could be an old enemy, could be the fact that you said we look human besides the ears and tail. perhaps it’s a race thing- maybe those who transform fully have a mark that shows that on their human form, or that they can tell that the listener isn’t a “real werewolf” and thus doesn’t belong there.
(Which, btw, thank you for making us human-like. i dislike the idea of werewolves because it feels so weird to be a huge muscular wolf lmao. like,, idk. it feels ew. and since we look human, it makes so much sense as to why the character went “oh goddammit why’s it gotta be me dawg this is so awkward i have to ride them?? and not even in the *good* way??? unbelievable”)
after that, the hunter can go “well shit dawg i like you too much to just pat you on the back and say good luck, so… haha, there goes those years of hard work I mentioned”
or, one of the team members can have followed them or witnessed the werewolf and sent a hunting party, at which point they have to stick together anyway
oooor, it could be a heartfelt goodbye at the village gates with the listener saying “come visit me pls”
to explain the kiss, you could make up a “after-full-moon hangover” or something, or “bro why’d you plant this specific plant here this makes us go into you-know-what”
or “i’m so fuckin emotionally unstable bc my entire family and friend group just chased me outta me home with pitchforks and you’re so kind to me thank you i’ve never been treated so well blah blah i’m gonna make a terrible decision and kiss you oh my god i’m so sorry”
granted, it’s 12:30 am and I have no idea if you even want to make another one but i had fun making these ideas so no loss
also. when i read the title I was thinking something VERY DIFFERENT would happen. which I also think should be an audio. just fuckin capture the werewolf and put ‘em in a cage and try to train them?? ESPECIALLY WITH THE WHOLE CATCHING A RACCOON THING?? like we could totally be mindless during the full moon and then de-transform and the guy could be like “aight i’m actually not gonna let you go bc this is like super important scientific observation so enjoy your stay but also you’re a werewolf so you’re a lesser being, mutt” that turns into “aw shit they actually act human when human? shit’s fucked. now i feel bad”
or he has some sort of serum that forces them to transform so he can tame them? or like a “ayo you’re gonna be fine. i’ll take care of you- oh my god put. the. squirrel. down. good, thank you” or something
or a feral human where they teach them to speak and read english and do math and integrate into society (but not rooted in science whatsoever because by the time a feral human is of age they simply cannot integrate into society, as shown by a lot of cases. but real science is boring. i want the non-verbal communication and slow teaching and learning to understand each other. i die for that shit lmao)
anyway, that concludes my ramble. dismissed
@@jlh012204 That's quite extensive and I enjoyed reading it lol, thank you there's a lot of good ideas in there I like!
@@lordvalentinreal hehehe thank you
@@lordvalentinreal I do admit I had my own benefit in mind when writing that comment. i love your audios hhh
Ngl it confuses me where the likes have gone recently. Like this is a work of art
Me - casually having miku my raccoon out
Him - DROP THE RACCOON
Me - NO NOT MY MIKU I WILL BITE U CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
I got val to like my comment
* pleasuring lil dance 💃 *
Well here I go again
I don't know what else to say but yes I love this audio
The loud ad just woke me up , nice to know this audio was playing tho
Darn UA-cam 😤 always putting ads in the worst place
Ikr
Him drop the raccoon
Me nah im bringing him with me.
Choi Han?!? HAHAHHA but anyways this audio was a chef's kiss
Couldn't resist he looked too prefect 😭
@@lordvalentinreal ikrrrr but thanks for the fanfic idea heheheheheh
Great audio - can’t wait for the 11th! ❤️
ice cube approved
Less gooo
See I have add so if I was a werewolf I probably would mess with a racoon for fun which made me luagh even more
Although this one was short it was still entertaining. I laughed a lot with this one. Thank you for creating videos like these and as always, the next entry in the dumbfrickery chronicles is below.
Him: I'm not sure how the rest of my team didn't spot you.
Me: Smol. *Bleps*
Him: No! Drop the Racoon! Bad!
Me: But... But... Trash panda!
Him: But don't expect me to enjoy it.
Me: My boy's a dere a tsun tsundere~
Him: Well... This just got unprofessional fast.
Me: What? Isn't it traditional for a damsel in distress to bestow a kiss upon the knight who saved her?
An avian werewolf. I wonder how that would work. Would I turn into a giant monster bird? Something like a griffin with the back half of a wolf? A werewolf with wings and feathers? Or just a regular old werewolf? The world may never know. XD
THE RACCON PART GOT ME DYING LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂
I loved this one! Very relaxing and now I'm tired, hmm I think i should take a nap
Anyway, like I said, great audio! See ya next time
(Or in a couple hours when I rewatch this)
I'm tired too, today was long, so glad you liked it tho! ☺️❤️
Branch induced blood lost 🤣
👾I am a goblin the most dangerous thing to mankind
I feel called out with playing with a raccoon....as any type of beast, I'd do the same thing......
Extremely cool unique audio.600🌟❤️🐺💐💐💐👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Glad you liked it, thank you! ❤️🖤
Him: where they heck..no drop the raccoon, bad
Me: no he’s coming with me this is my new friend also, I’m no house dog
*my oc being a wolf half human*
what a cuvenents
Him: Drop the raccoon!
Me: Hell nah I eat nom nom nom
CHOI HAN?! Tf man, I thought you already knew I was just a beastman from the Grey Wolf Tribe. Did I get a bounty on my head? 😂
Bro I repeated Choi han like way to many times for a normal person 💀💀
Oh no stay back because I will bite. You know I’m a little bit sick but I can still watch. I got my teeth and I’m a bite. I’ll bite you.
I love this video
What are you keeping me so tame oh my goodness hold on tight okay
Dreamer approved😴👍🏽
Ayo, is that-
That's that one guy from "Lout of the counts family"
GUYS I DID IT I MADE IT 420 LIKES PRAISE ME 😌😌😌💅💅💅💅💅
Love u, thank you, appreciate you 😚
Lil too fast for my taste but okie, let's pump them brakes. I got that pedal installed for a reason, and i'm gonna use it.
Headpats are okay, but I hardly know the guy so like
Wolf running your there you preath have appeared wolf apple your Wolf running you dinner your ghost along hole your dears you knife your face
Georgina post Georgina post
him:drop the raccoon
Me: HE'S MY PET>:( 5:21
Please don't hurt me. I'm a good raccoon 🥺
Please part 2
To be completely honest I was cursed to be like this now what are you doing?🤨
4:00
Fjfjxjdjdn.... Bark
If you'd keep yo head down enough you wouldn't have to worry about nearly losing your head sir
Neck is too long 😔
@@lordvalentinreal lay down 👁👄👁💅
I was never asked to be professional so...