Can You Beat Fallout: New Vegas With Only Boxing Gloves?

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  • Опубліковано 17 чер 2019
  • The overwhelming majority of weapons in Fallout New Vegas are designed to be lethal in one way or another. But there’s one weapon that is specifically made to be non-lethal. Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Boxing Gloves?
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    Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Boxing Gloves? (in text form)
    Up first, as always about half the time, is the character name. I went with Rocky, after the snail that Patrick entered into the Great Snail Race. With Boxing Gloves being an unarmed weapon, I drained the points from Charisma and Intelligence, maxed out Strength and Agility, and put a good amount of points into Luck and Endurance. The Skills I chose were Unarmed, obviously, Repair, and Lockpick. I picked Wild Wasteland for my first trait and thought for a while about whether or not Heavy Handed would be worth taking. It gives +20% to Unarmed and Melee damage while reducing Critical Hit damage for those weapon types by 60%. I ended up deciding against it.
    Despite the fact that Boxing Gloves are designed to favor fatigue damage over damage damage, we don’t have to go far to get our hands in the gloves, as choosing Unarmed as a Tag skill will result in Doc Mitchell giving us a pair of Boxing Gloves. They’re not in the best condition, but the Ultimate Edition of New Vegas includes the Caravan Pack DLC, which gives 4 Weapon Repair Kits allowing us to take the Boxing Gloves condition up to about 50%.
    I looted Doc’s house, went outside, took a few practice swings at the dust, sold what I could to Chet, and met Cheyenne and her friend behind the Prospector Saloon. I knocked (knock-ed) the bottles off the fence like the lady wanted, but that wasn’t really what she had in mind. I shot them to advance the game and went back inside the saloon to talk to Trudy.
    At this point, I was anxious to see how useful these Boxing Gloves actually are. I detest all creatures named Ringo, so the guy hiding in the gas station would be a perfect body bag. I hid from Ringo by hiding in Ringo and started swinging. To say that I was less than impressed would be an understatement. It took more than 50 punches to knock out Ringo, which isn’t exactly surprising since the Boxing Gloves only do 1 damage, but I still wasn’t at all happy about it. The small upside is that Ringo’s body had been rendered flaccid by my attacks, but his eyes moving let me know that he could feel every punch I landed. He felt his bones shatter, his organs fail, and the life eventually get beaten out of him. Every person I punch will suffer a similar fate, including the animals, so it’s actually not that bad.
    I spoke to Trudy again, then went to talk to Joe Cobb about taking over the town. He had a funny feeling about me, which is a strange coincidence since I was just thinking about how funny it’d be to beat him to death. The abysmal damage output made its presence known for the 2nd time as I punched Cobb. The one thing the Boxing Gloves have going for them is the fatigue damage they deal. Every creature has a Fatigue level that is determined by their Base Fatigue value, their Endurance level, and the level they are. Once a creature takes enough Fatigue damage, they’re rendered unconscious, meaning they can’t move, defend themselves, or fight back until their Fatigue level restores itself, which happens automatically over time.
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  • @kajnake5905
    @kajnake5905 5 років тому +3232

    "He had a funny feeling about me. Which is a strange coincidence, since I was just thinking how funny it would be
    *to beat him to death"*
    Damn that escalated quickly

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae 4 роки тому +3499

    "Letting their poison melt my insides like a child in a hot car"
    Damn, that's a pretty good one

  • @theblackphantom7314
    @theblackphantom7314 4 роки тому +5295

    I can imagine being an NCR soldier or Ranger during the battle of Hoover Dam, and seeing some dude straight icing legion mofos with boxing gloves lol

    • @hammerstix5791
      @hammerstix5791 4 роки тому +253

      Now let's do the same in Skyrim. I want to see a man knocking the shit out of a dragon and just pummeling it.

    • @jinn8465
      @jinn8465 4 роки тому +161

      @@hammerstix5791
      Dragon as it lands in front of the guy: "Rooooooar!"
      Paul: *WHAP!*
      Dragon: x_x
      Paul: *Deadpan comment.*

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 4 роки тому +166

      Imagine being on the other side. A legionnaire or a centurion watching as a single guy run at them with boxing gloves amid the hail of bullets and grenades.

    • @shevestives1118
      @shevestives1118 4 роки тому +9

      ua-cam.com/video/q3QYtQaKtZg/v-deo.html

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 4 роки тому +31

      Well, Mad Jack Churchill existed in WW2 so why not? If Legion is already using machettes, then you need to go deeper...

  • @christopherbradley7149
    @christopherbradley7149 4 роки тому +2860

    Now try beating fallout new Vegas but you can only wear boxing gloves...
    ...in real life

    • @brandon4391
      @brandon4391 4 роки тому +176

      Just make a controller inside of the gloves or motion sensored you’d get ripped trying to beat the game

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 4 роки тому +159

      @@brandon4391 I always knew us Brandon's were geniuses

    • @colonian83
      @colonian83 4 роки тому +33

      @@Brando216 i love this

    • @kieranlee0325
      @kieranlee0325 4 роки тому +69

      I thought you meant going to new Vegas and just wrecking people with boxing gloves...

    • @ryanbradleyrankin
      @ryanbradleyrankin 4 роки тому +19

      @@kieranlee0325 i laughed so hard i almost vomited

  • @barkley4455
    @barkley4455 4 роки тому +1025

    "I wasnt going to let the deathclaw get me because as far as im concerned, its a draw"

  • @toogee1850
    @toogee1850 4 роки тому +1296

    "I went with Rocky, after the snail that Patrick entered into the great snail race."
    Lol, man I absolutely love this channel and content.

    • @rejvaik00
      @rejvaik00 4 роки тому +30

      They had us in first half not gonna lie

    • @meatsmell8639
      @meatsmell8639 3 роки тому +15

      Your name is autotuned duck, yet there are no videos or songs of autotuned ducks on your channel. I'm disappointed.

    • @smithwesson1896
      @smithwesson1896 3 роки тому +21

      @@meatsmell8639 you have no videos of meat or smelling or smelling meat, your point?

    • @meatsmell8639
      @meatsmell8639 3 роки тому +16

      @@smithwesson1896 Touchè.

    • @user-cz2cg6sr5d
      @user-cz2cg6sr5d 2 роки тому +3

      Vegas is now pro-Rocky

  • @BagKingBrian
    @BagKingBrian 5 місяців тому +210

    Rest in Peace King. Thanks for all the quality vids and laughs over the years. Gonna come back and rewatch this one a lot, always was one of my favs

    • @wowisbruh629
      @wowisbruh629 4 місяці тому +4

      What do you mean rest in peace? Did he die?

    • @wowisbruh629
      @wowisbruh629 4 місяці тому +4

      Uh nvm I checked their channel, sorry

    • @NathanBusby
      @NathanBusby 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@@wowisbruh629he unfortunately passed away 🕊️😕

    • @CooperDooper38
      @CooperDooper38 4 місяці тому +10

      Same. I have fucked up eyes (ocular rosacea) and my treatment requires me to do a hot compress over my eyes for 10 minutes every morning and night before applying a solution to my eyelids that should help.
      I spend those 10 minutes listening to his videos. I miss him already, man.

    • @Bruh-wt9zv
      @Bruh-wt9zv 4 місяці тому

      @@NathanBusbythat’s just a rumor. If you look it up, he posted to twitter saying he’s just taking a break

  • @JustinWren20
    @JustinWren20 4 роки тому +715

    “I gave him a right, and then a left and he went down. I don’t know if it was my fists that knocked him out, or him smacking his head on the side of the table. Either way, I took advantage of an unconscious military officer, and beat him to death.” LOL

  • @exaltedb
    @exaltedb 5 років тому +1284

    “I hid from Ringo, by hiding *_in_* Ringo”
    Glorious game design

    • @PKM9107
      @PKM9107 5 років тому +39

      I used the stones to destroy the stones

    • @bitchy-cryptid
      @bitchy-cryptid 4 роки тому +6

      The last place he would look

    • @lifemythanimations6606
      @lifemythanimations6606 4 роки тому +2

      I want to see more of this in more recent titles

  • @goodraser1003
    @goodraser1003 5 років тому +1647

    "I hid from Ringo, by hiding IN Ringo."
    10/10 hiding place ever

    • @muskact4450
      @muskact4450 4 роки тому +18

      #BrunoButairati

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 роки тому +13

      I think ant man was planning on doing the same against thanos

    • @mr.cathacker
      @mr.cathacker 4 роки тому +6

      The number of times that's actually been a hiding spot for people trying to pickpocket or do a sneak critical is amazing

    • @globalistgamer6418
      @globalistgamer6418 4 роки тому +5

      It's the last place he'd expect.

    • @nicv836
      @nicv836 4 роки тому +7

      Sneak 100

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 4 роки тому +2100

    Everything that comes out of this man's mouth is pure gold

    • @trevorburke8660
      @trevorburke8660 3 роки тому +33

      Pure nose gold. Get it? Cuz he's nasally?

    • @gentletal5101
      @gentletal5101 3 роки тому +71

      Yes, he is the living embodiment of 10 charisma

    • @wonderworld3929
      @wonderworld3929 3 роки тому +14

      Funny that what he says is gold when he looks like Hodd Toward

    • @asafoster7954
      @asafoster7954 3 роки тому +4

      500 likes is gold 👍

    • @revolverjesus98
      @revolverjesus98 2 роки тому +3

      I would advise he go see a doctor

  • @muffin1267
    @muffin1267 5 років тому +5412

    Can you beat Skyrim with only scrolls?

    • @Choppytehbear1337
      @Choppytehbear1337 5 років тому +219

      YES

    • @Im_Player_2
      @Im_Player_2 5 років тому +284

      That is such a great idea holy shit

    • @muffin1267
      @muffin1267 5 років тому +172

      Cole Anderson it’s not my idea I’m just reposting it so mitten might see it

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 5 років тому +28

      Um he did shouts right

    • @rickpat-iz7dj
      @rickpat-iz7dj 5 років тому +22

      That would be hard because you have to wait to use it but i would definitely watch

  • @gManGabe
    @gManGabe 5 років тому +335

    Mitten Squad: **Uses mittens to beat the game**
    Also Mitten Squad: **Does not reference this fact in any way, shape or form**

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 4 роки тому +626

    You floated like an eyebot and stung like a cazador! You're a baaaaad man!

  • @bodonium
    @bodonium 5 місяців тому +66

    This video got me into this channel and this whole genre - RIP Paul of Mitten Squad you were one of the best

  • @maekool6844
    @maekool6844 5 років тому +3928

    "I went with Rocky,"
    Me: haha i get it, he's named after the famous boxing movie called Rocky Bal-
    "after the snail that Patrick entered into the Great Snail Race."

    • @ThatBoiEm
      @ThatBoiEm 5 років тому +23

      Maekool cringest momemtv

    • @portalmanHUN
      @portalmanHUN 4 роки тому +155

      Wow you got the joke cool congratulations

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 4 роки тому +201

      Rocky > Rocky

    • @robertoibarra3325
      @robertoibarra3325 4 роки тому +15

      I thought the exact opposite

    • @lordkarasu2263
      @lordkarasu2263 4 роки тому +10

      Maekool top ten anime plot twists.

  • @easy_sneezy
    @easy_sneezy 5 років тому +2823

    Putting the emphasis on Mitten in Mitten Squad.

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  5 років тому +434

      I pinned this comment so that everyone will see what a fool I am for missing a perfect opportunity to explain how Boxing Gloves are nothing more than Mittens on steroids. And shame on everyone else for failing to call me out on this sooner.

    • @disquo-veri
      @disquo-veri 5 років тому +17

      F

    • @KeenanDev
      @KeenanDev 5 років тому +15

      Mitten Squad boxing gloves are just mittens squared

    • @thisrecordingsessiontm3633
      @thisrecordingsessiontm3633 5 років тому +7

      Being 15 hours late to see this comment is just like my expectations for becoming a pro boxer, just outright disappointing.

    • @youlikejazz9621
      @youlikejazz9621 5 років тому +1

      Did you copy your comment from another guy because they are the same but the other guy did it 7 hours earlier lol

  • @nomnomnom1234100
    @nomnomnom1234100 4 роки тому +1244

    “Lt. Haggerty is like Edgar...” i cannot BELIEVE this was a reference.

    • @x2barreledPbJar
      @x2barreledPbJar 4 роки тому +119

      Edgar's the one in the hole

    • @johnbonargo929
      @johnbonargo929 4 роки тому +56

      when he said it a wave of ptsd came over me

    • @seasaltsky
      @seasaltsky 4 роки тому +33

      Who tf is Edgar?

    • @tylerm8371
      @tylerm8371 4 роки тому +185

      @@seasaltsky it's from a channel called Roosterteeth, or more precisely Achievement hunter/Let's Play. Edgar is a cow that one of the guys (my fav), who may or may not be a sociopath, has kept stuck in a hole for like 10 years in minecraft.

    • @tastychunks
      @tastychunks 4 роки тому +62

      @@tylerm8371 E D G A R I S T H E O N E I N T H E H O L E

  • @Ishdatrueking
    @Ishdatrueking 28 днів тому +15

    This has always been my absolute favorite Mitten Squad video. RIP the GOAT

    • @codyerickson6435
      @codyerickson6435 26 днів тому +1

      Ik. I was originally trying to find the location of legendary boxing glove locations in FO4 and found this only 3 vids down. Definitely was the best fallout content creator imo

  • @sildar_
    @sildar_ 5 років тому +335

    Plot twist. He plays the game with boxing gloves while using the keyboard.

    • @silentdrew7636
      @silentdrew7636 5 років тому +10

      Dear Mitten Squad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?

    • @atomiccrusader6839
      @atomiccrusader6839 5 років тому +19

      @@silentdrew7636 punch the keys like a man

    • @justinjustin7224
      @justinjustin7224 5 років тому +2

      Silent Drew Dear MittenSquad, can you draw a dragon?

    • @aaronstephens1350
      @aaronstephens1350 5 років тому

      the fat kid nicholas i don’t usually upvote yt comments, but this definitely deserves it

    • @traviesavich
      @traviesavich 5 років тому

      ACheesePlatter I’m guessing you go on reddit a lot though

  • @stephenholler4468
    @stephenholler4468 5 років тому +527

    "Five dogs are dead, and I have nothing to show for it."
    The wild storytelling and humor in these is so goddamn good.

    • @palpaul9723
      @palpaul9723 4 роки тому +3

      john wick

    • @eddiecowen2624
      @eddiecowen2624 2 роки тому +9

      @@palpaul9723 imagine having to fight 5 John wicks, and you only have some boxing gloves lmao

  • @StupidNSimplesns
    @StupidNSimplesns 4 роки тому +198

    "This time, for realsies, I was going to the strip"
    *Immediately after* "I got distracted by a hole in the ground"

  • @jordancarter7479
    @jordancarter7479 4 місяці тому +13

    Idk why, but I saw this pop up and thought it was new and got so excited. You’ll never truly know how much you’re missed Paul

  • @Prophet1
    @Prophet1 5 років тому +406

    Can you beat fallout with good karma?
    Mitten Squad: Impossible

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 5 років тому +49

      Naah,just give a homeless guy about a 1000 purified water bottles and you'll basically become Wasteland Jesus

    • @Prophet1
      @Prophet1 5 років тому +45

      @@tristanbeer1257
      *except the part where you strughle to not kill him*

    • @tristanbeer1257
      @tristanbeer1257 5 років тому +31

      Yeah...
      Lone Wanderer:Ok pal. You got 10 bottles of CLEAN. WATER. IN AN IRRADIATED WASTELAND. Are you fine on your own now?
      Spoiled bastard :Uuuh... can I have some more?
      Lone Wanderer:*Pulls out plasma rifle*

    • @jpuroila
      @jpuroila 5 років тому +9

      When Many a True Nerd did his kill everything run, he ended up with a good karma for a long time because you get positive karma for killing raiders. So even for Mitten Squad it should be possible.

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt 4 роки тому

      That might explain why from what I know he always kills Cass... (Please don’t kill me because I know I’m wrong...)

  • @dwarfofthenorth6847
    @dwarfofthenorth6847 5 років тому +524

    If you imagine the boxing glove was a enchanted fork, then yes

  • @Keldro69
    @Keldro69 Місяць тому +19

    miss you bro
    edit: I’m so glad you still show up in my recommended even though I’ve already seen every video, rip a legend

  • @sommi-ep2cn
    @sommi-ep2cn 4 роки тому +428

    “Because I did my research (...) prior to this playthrough, (...)”
    -Mittens, who clearly didn’t do his research as unarmed damage is in no form or way governed by strength in the base game.

    • @armoredmilkman3288
      @armoredmilkman3288 4 роки тому +7

      its multiplied by 0.5 tho right

    • @strangerakari2836
      @strangerakari2836 4 роки тому +73

      @@armoredmilkman3288 nope, formula is just (unarmed/20)+0,5 for damage.
      You need strength to wield other "unarmed" weapon though. But you need only 7 for the best weapon and 5 is enough for some pretty good uniques.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 4 роки тому +88

      Actually he says "because I did no research".

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 роки тому +17

      Stranger Akari and the unarmed skill is governed by endurance

    • @supercool1312
      @supercool1312 4 роки тому +3

      sommi2000 yep, its endurance

  • @drahunter213
    @drahunter213 4 роки тому +187

    8:30
    Lmfao that death claw really wanted that round 3 he couldn’t stand a draw

    • @TheAustronaut03
      @TheAustronaut03 2 роки тому +10

      I love how his first reaction was just to turn around and enter the building because same

  • @BeamierBump80
    @BeamierBump80 5 років тому +335

    And this time I’m going to the Strip for realzees...
    I got distracted by a hole in the ground

  • @ataozd_
    @ataozd_ 5 років тому +687

    Next:
    *Can you beat Fallout 4 with only using your son as a weapon?*

    • @youraverageant7888
      @youraverageant7888 5 років тому +33

      Actually a mod lets you do that....

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee 5 років тому +33

      Yes. Just fire him from a fatman or jam nails into him and tape him to a baseball bat

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 років тому +15

      *Shaun's gonna getcha*

    • @chainsmoke34
      @chainsmoke34 5 років тому +5

      Joining Institute and destroying other factions is pretty much using your son as a weapon and beating the game so...

    • @naenaemister5048
      @naenaemister5048 5 років тому +1

      Spider-Gwen or the bat mod

  • @danielc.v.
    @danielc.v. 3 роки тому +49

    I love how you can _feel_ the panic when he sees the deathclaw outside the cabin

  • @chrislockwood1786
    @chrislockwood1786 5 місяців тому +12

    Rest in peace man, your videos got me through my some rough times

  • @shake9662
    @shake9662 5 років тому +259

    "This time, for realsies, I was going to the strip."
    a second later
    "I got distracted by a hole in the ground."

    • @shake9662
      @shake9662 5 місяців тому

      Came back watching his videos after hearing of his passing… rest in peace

  • @irond0g780
    @irond0g780 5 років тому +783

    *sees mitten squad upload*
    Ah yes the monthly occurrence

    • @6ixx229
      @6ixx229 5 років тому +40

      Has literally uploaded 5 times this month 🤣

    • @ravenbartimaeus3743
      @ravenbartimaeus3743 5 років тому +17

      AND ITS FUCKING MAJESTIC!

    • @fullzatochi2053
      @fullzatochi2053 5 років тому +4

      iron D0G
      *annually

    • @irond0g780
      @irond0g780 5 років тому +2

      @@fullzatochi2053 shit u rite

    • @Shukuzo
      @Shukuzo 5 років тому +2

      Na more like once a year

  • @scottharvey3761
    @scottharvey3761 5 місяців тому +11

    The first video i ever watched from the mitten squad UA-cam channel so much nostalgia just seeing the thumbnail may you rest in peace paul you helped many people without even realising and unfortunately without being able to help yourself sleep tight a fallout legend 😥😥😥

  • @Nick-rr4xy
    @Nick-rr4xy 4 роки тому +63

    6:50 The radscorpions were 100% justified in attacking you here. Just because they're varmints don't mean you can throw trash at em.

  • @ginjaman4784
    @ginjaman4784 5 років тому +287

    Now a real challenge would be only using the Euclid's C-Finder lol

    • @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674
      @thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 5 років тому +2

      Just rest alot,

    • @zakthewack
      @zakthewack 5 років тому +36

      @@thecoolnerdplaysvr5674 *you cannot wait while enemies are nearby*

    • @tannersrdr2clips432
      @tannersrdr2clips432 5 років тому

      Fr

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 5 років тому +4

      Diplomacy, speech, stealth boys, and just use it to kill when absolutely needed. Also stay outdoors and avoid indoors entirely.

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 5 років тому

      @@crabcrab4323 Nope. At least you can still attack without a weapon.

  • @davidwilson2916
    @davidwilson2916 5 років тому +186

    Can you beat Old World Blues without taking any damage? THE SAGA MUST BE FINISHED!!!

    • @grimreaper-hy7bk
      @grimreaper-hy7bk 5 років тому +10

      He gotta do lonesome road too.

    • @therun7024
      @therun7024 5 років тому

      Old world blues without damage is impossible, he always counts cutscene damage and before it even starts your character gets gutted and loses their brain and shit, so that wouldn’t be possible

    • @Trollgaming1987
      @Trollgaming1987 5 років тому +1

      @@grimreaper-hy7bk and dawnguard

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 5 років тому +3

      @@therun7024 but you take no damage in-game from that.

  • @gameknight9956
    @gameknight9956 4 роки тому +66

    8:31 look at the panic in the simple turn around

  • @deathdjinn1
    @deathdjinn1 4 роки тому +54

    Bruh, your analogies are more thought out than my entire life.

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 5 років тому +349

    When you think about it, a boxing glove is basically a type of Mitten, so it's a fitting choice for you.

  • @PeenWienerstien
    @PeenWienerstien 5 років тому +74

    Mitten squad beating new vegas with mittens. Sounds fitting.

    • @michaelhipp7731
      @michaelhipp7731 5 років тому +2

      It's a good thing he's not OJ Simpson because those gloves didn't fit!

  • @TheLynn3777
    @TheLynn3777 4 роки тому +66

    "Melting my insides, like a child in a hot car." Savage. Subscribed.

  • @Aneoca
    @Aneoca 2 місяці тому +7

    "Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war." damn he had some zingers, RIP

  • @armansagmanligil1144
    @armansagmanligil1144 5 років тому +386

    legate: *exists*
    MittenSquad: drugs

    • @personmcperson78
      @personmcperson78 4 роки тому

      Arman Sagmanligil nice

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah, I mean. Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war right?

    • @armansagmanligil1144
      @armansagmanligil1144 4 роки тому +1

      @@SoggyCoffeeAddict gotta escape that ptsd somehow

    • @SvendleBerries
      @SvendleBerries 4 роки тому

      MittenSquad in the Matrix - "I need drugs...lots of drugs..."

  • @mrappgamer571
    @mrappgamer571 5 років тому +218

    Sign: Keep Out!
    Mitten Squad: I'm about to be the richest man in the galaxy.

  • @DaisesTmrw
    @DaisesTmrw 4 роки тому +41

    “I hid from Ringo, by hiding *in* Ringo”
    *y e s*

  • @frankhernandez4695
    @frankhernandez4695 3 місяці тому +10

    Yup. This is my favorite video from him. May he rest well

  • @choustiny.825
    @choustiny.825 5 років тому +287

    Basically fallout nv but more family friendly

    • @SoggyCoffeeAddict
      @SoggyCoffeeAddict 5 років тому +20

      Only when it's not voiced over by this guy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @alexbaucom5432
      @alexbaucom5432 5 років тому +8

      If Bethesda remade fallout nv

    • @SteveIsHavingMC
      @SteveIsHavingMC 5 років тому +6

      *pulverizes a man*

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 5 років тому +8

      nothing says "family friendly" like savagely beating everyone you meet to death

  • @cadencastilaw6373
    @cadencastilaw6373 5 років тому +351

    Can you beat skyrim with only a longbow and practice arrows

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 років тому +4

      Probably

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 років тому +2

      With difficulty

    • @goreman7160
      @goreman7160 5 років тому +20

      Doesn't sound too bad really. If you get your archery up high enough it's very doable

    • @AbyssDark
      @AbyssDark 5 років тому +18

      Gets lvl 70 in archery and bam
      PARALYSIS ARROWS
      STAGGER ARROWS
      BEAN ARROWS

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 5 років тому

      I would love that

  • @nickbros9419
    @nickbros9419 5 місяців тому +8

    Rest in peace the ac won’t bother you anymore.

  • @elvisc2073
    @elvisc2073 2 місяці тому +4

    RIP, you were one of the best challenge runners I'd watched. may you ascend to the new Vegas waiting for you in the sky, and nail the angles with only you're hands. good luck mittens squad, and rest in peace

  • @fireninja9025
    @fireninja9025 5 років тому +57

    “I stripped him naked, nice”
    - Mitten Squad 2019
    6:44

  • @JomoKiN
    @JomoKiN 5 років тому +192

    But can you beat Skyrim with only torches?
    Alternatively: Can you beat Skyrim with ONE torch, before it burns out?

    • @_Sterben_
      @_Sterben_ 5 років тому +23

      You can un-equip and re-equip your torch to reset the timer, and make it last forever.

    • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
      @holmgeirgautreksson2451 5 років тому +22

      He's probably both insane and masochistic enough to do it.

    • @planb8700
      @planb8700 5 років тому +4

      I didn't even know torches burned out lol

    • @seantecklin6438
      @seantecklin6438 5 років тому +5

      This is the best idea ever, I'm going to ATTEMPT it, but only ATTEMPT. It's going to be a rough journey folks...

    • @holmgeirgautreksson2451
      @holmgeirgautreksson2451 5 років тому +2

      @@seantecklin6438 Godspeed, good sir!

  • @alexesposito6824
    @alexesposito6824 4 роки тому +44

    This has got to be the funniest one yet. Your commentary is so perfect. Delivery was legendary. I’m cracking up man. Bravo.

  • @HC-qc5rp
    @HC-qc5rp Місяць тому +4

    As a religious unarmed player in Bethesda games, this was always my favorite playthrough.
    Rest in Peace, Paul.

  • @Lolmeep
    @Lolmeep 5 років тому +158

    "people want to kill themselves when they see my face in real life"
    *me_irl*

    • @SINNAMON997
      @SINNAMON997 5 років тому +4

      Goes well with that profile pic

    • @patrickheaton2432
      @patrickheaton2432 5 років тому

      @@SINNAMON997 lol

    • @whydochair9552
      @whydochair9552 5 років тому

      Peppon like my crush
      Megan why

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 5 років тому +1

      Don’t look in any mirrors

    • @veoxius6770
      @veoxius6770 5 років тому +1

      @@justinvaughn2277 I just looked in the mirror I'm a fooking mouse no wonder people try to kill me

  • @jacketbrother546
    @jacketbrother546 5 років тому +114

    I can't wait to see this video "Can you beat cyberpunk 77 with only keanu Reeves"

  • @jibb1451
    @jibb1451 4 роки тому +24

    4:47 when you realize the Mantises were perfectly capable of escaping the cell through the massive gaps in the bars, but stayed anyways. . . what was keeping them in there? What were they hiding from?

  • @ObviouslyUnknown
    @ObviouslyUnknown Рік тому +8

    I always come back to this video just for the clip of Lt. Monroe being bopped and dying because he hit his head on the edge of a table

  • @thetrujelo
    @thetrujelo 5 років тому +90

    "We can have fun with his body before it turns cold, so I stripped him naked, nice." -Mitten Squad, 2019

  • @Zikamirikushifu
    @Zikamirikushifu 5 років тому +75

    "I wish I could just kill whoever I want with no consequences, without worrying about them fighting back"-Mitten Squad,2019

  • @daffierpython7755
    @daffierpython7755 3 роки тому +16

    Him beating an unconscious scorpion at high speeds cracks me up

  • @VideoGhero
    @VideoGhero 4 роки тому +28

    "nothing says victory like overdosing after a war"

  • @Jargas101
    @Jargas101 5 років тому +2685

    You sound like a giant nose that talks yet it's weirdly enthralling. I must watch and listen.

    • @blajablaja1
      @blajablaja1 5 років тому +278

      Jargas101 That’s oddly specific and still it makes sense

    • @ceciest3866
      @ceciest3866 5 років тому +62

      He is exposed.

    • @visionaeon
      @visionaeon 5 років тому +25

      Damn, I shouldn't laugh so hard about this comment.

    • @Craft_Mesa
      @Craft_Mesa 5 років тому +7

      Ain't that a Miitopia monster?

    • @personmcguy3810
      @personmcguy3810 5 років тому +44

      @@shayne6463 permanently?

  • @Greendawn-di3dl
    @Greendawn-di3dl 3 місяці тому +4

    Id rewatch these every few months or so. Long time listener first time caller; I'll miss you Paul. You were a good friend despite you knowing it or not.

  • @vectronized9931
    @vectronized9931 3 роки тому +51

    After watching the face reveal and going back to this, i finally understand now what he means at 6:08... i would kill myself too but not out horror but out of how beautifully angelic his face is, making me think i dont need to continue in life anymore.

  • @conanmcdonagh2619
    @conanmcdonagh2619 5 років тому +64

    "Nothing says victory like overdosing after a war."

  • @aldoguzman7364
    @aldoguzman7364 5 років тому +69

    Can you beat fallout new Vegas by only placing mines in npc pockets?

  • @rikotheman2629
    @rikotheman2629 5 місяців тому +5

    This one was always one of my favorites

  • @Fiberoptiks
    @Fiberoptiks 5 місяців тому +3

    6:15 I remember spitting my drink out to this line the first time I heard it. Rest easy, Paul.

  • @steveharveysayingnani651
    @steveharveysayingnani651 5 років тому +265

    K. This dude killed a cazador with the gloves nobel prize

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 років тому +4

      But he hasn’t killed a deathclaw with them

    • @sarsaparillasunset3873
      @sarsaparillasunset3873 5 років тому

      How many hits does it take to kill Deathclaw Alpha Male?

    • @yungreggie8841
      @yungreggie8841 5 років тому

      Sarsaparilla Sunset i dunno

    • @-Trauma.
      @-Trauma. 5 років тому +2

      @@sarsaparillasunset3873 Hmmm let's find out. *pops in Fallout 4*
      1.
      2.
      *kills Deathclaw upon 3rd punch*
      3....

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 4 роки тому

      KageTrauma What kind of fallout are you playing? To be able to do that, you need maxed strength, you need to take 21 of the best psycho and wear fully maxed out X-01 with the military paint to increase your strength.

  • @Daece2928
    @Daece2928 5 років тому +132

    Dude, nice reference to Edgar’s hole.

    • @mypsizllez
      @mypsizllez 5 років тому +15

      I was oddly happy when he made that joke.

    • @austingage8593
      @austingage8593 5 років тому +22

      EDGAR IS THE ONE IN THE HOLE

    • @Bigben0419
      @Bigben0419 5 років тому +6

      I'm glad somebody else noticed that

    • @Rocinante2300
      @Rocinante2300 5 років тому

      My names Edgar so it’s always weird to hear it in that reference

    • @AidenAlias
      @AidenAlias 5 років тому +1

      I was so thrown off by it

  • @caffienatedtactician
    @caffienatedtactician 2 роки тому +7

    I dont know why I find this episode in particular so delightful; it's easily my favorite. I think the "weak weapons" challenges in general are my favorite ones to go back and rewatch

  • @tnntaronewsnetwork4514
    @tnntaronewsnetwork4514 4 роки тому +11

    “The Mohave Litterbug is still at large as we speak.” - Mitten Squad 4:13

  • @avi-sb5lb
    @avi-sb5lb 5 років тому +236

    Can you beat life without your dad leaving (do this one next)

    • @fernandocalzada3534
      @fernandocalzada3534 5 років тому +22

      Ah fuck I failed before I knew what was happening

    • @CommunistSubRex
      @CommunistSubRex 5 років тому +6

      Master Duk really me too it’s so annoying right.

    • @lucasgoeltl1154
      @lucasgoeltl1154 5 років тому +1

      Dat moment when u see death claw. RUN AWAY dead

    • @Bigdog33677
      @Bigdog33677 5 років тому +14

      SLAP N CLAP bonus challenge: play as a black character

    • @avi-sb5lb
      @avi-sb5lb 5 років тому +4

      @@Bigdog33677 very epic

  • @cronoash4790
    @cronoash4790 5 років тому +147

    Next Video Idea:
    Can You Beat Skyrim without collecting any buckets?

  • @zicamen5
    @zicamen5 4 роки тому +22

    my god, I respect you man, beaten new vegas with only a boxing glove, somebody need to make a book about your exploits in this adventure ahahaha

  • @johnpfalzer2423
    @johnpfalzer2423 4 роки тому +6

    "This would be so much easier if people just killed themselves as soon as they saw me. Like people in real life want to do after they've seen my face"
    LMAO!!!!

  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad  5 років тому +114

    If you’re interested in seeing a much more challenging playthrough with only Boxing Gloves, I'd suggest checking out Rhetam’s No Kill - Very Hard - Permadeath - Boxing Gloves Only series: ua-cam.com/video/Dbp81BkzaB8/v-deo.html

    • @marshahammack4503
      @marshahammack4503 4 роки тому +4

      A holy comment with only 3 comments?!

    • @bulletmog
      @bulletmog 11 місяців тому +1

      The most obscure mitten comment

    • @FR853.
      @FR853. 10 місяців тому

      Hidden Gem of a comment

    • @Playboyscorpion
      @Playboyscorpion 9 місяців тому

      Mmm, beans

    • @antz350
      @antz350 8 місяців тому +2

      Hopefully you’re doing better mitten man. I recently found your channel and have been binging.

  • @jarrodmartin9945
    @jarrodmartin9945 5 років тому +65

    "Then I remembered, I can just go in arms blazing" 😂😂😂 another great video. So funny as always

  • @gorillaguy5664
    @gorillaguy5664 4 роки тому +9

    8:08 *The battle was so epic it literally had the cameras breaking!*

  • @supersmashbro596
    @supersmashbro596 4 роки тому +15

    "i stuffed a fork in his chest cavity..."
    *insert image of mr houses corpse but with a fork in the chest*

  • @nubberton1345
    @nubberton1345 5 років тому +133

    Can you beat Fallout New Vegas while vilified by everyone, fully crippled, addicted to every drug, with all stats at zero.

  • @Trevzom
    @Trevzom 5 років тому +61

    Didn't beat the cripple in nipton to death 0/10

    • @boredfartless4221
      @boredfartless4221 4 роки тому +1

      @KekLord KKTK The power of his rudeness aided him

  • @hamjaro2920
    @hamjaro2920 3 роки тому +5

    My favourite past-time is getting drunk and watching these challenges over and over again. The humour is just perfect, thanks Paul for releasing a myriad of the best videos available on UA-cam. Your masochistic suffering isn't for naught, it's guiding me through life and my mental problems, bless you

  • @azkar65
    @azkar65 5 місяців тому +4

    Can't believe you're gone man...we really lost a true legend, R.I.P

  • @nekovanguard9553
    @nekovanguard9553 5 років тому +90

    "I had 58 plus 19 stimpaks"
    What a man of culture

    • @TheGhilamonster
      @TheGhilamonster 3 роки тому +1

      nice

    • @TheGhilamonster
      @TheGhilamonster 3 роки тому +1

      even though that would be 79, nice

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz 3 роки тому +22

      @@TheGhilamonster It's actually 77, fam.

    • @iamthedorkygamer
      @iamthedorkygamer 10 місяців тому

      I thought that fit too but I think it’s just bc the 19 were super stims, so honestly should’ve just doubled the 19 bc they heal double. Sorry for being 4 years late lmfao

  • @dapimpinturtle
    @dapimpinturtle 4 роки тому +41

    The A.H. reference at 9:27 made me pretty damn happy. Haggerty is the one in the hole

  • @evad__1131
    @evad__1131 Місяць тому +3

    He some how beat legate faster than me with 20 mini nukes up my ass, a power armor, and enough stimpacks to make a deathclaw overdose from morphine and a heartattack with a heartbeat of over 9000. "He some how saw me across the camp and came to beat my ass harder than a step father 20 bottles down with a belt made of 24k gold."

  • @precision7173
    @precision7173 4 роки тому +16

    Why the hell are you so damn funny. I usually never laugh this much from watching a video. You sir, just earned a new subscriber.

  • @obey1358
    @obey1358 5 років тому +207

    Can u beat lonesome road without any damage confirmed

    • @aboyisnoone8265
      @aboyisnoone8265 5 років тому +6

      oof thatd be a hard one, thatwould take longer than just beating the base game haha

    • @precipitated6263
      @precipitated6263 5 років тому +5

      Sweet profile picture Castle crashers is dope

    • @Tridd666
      @Tridd666 5 років тому +4

      Can you beat lonesome while playing a good dlc?
      *No*

    • @gmanynwa5190
      @gmanynwa5190 5 років тому

      Oh hell no

    • @gmanynwa5190
      @gmanynwa5190 5 років тому +1

      @Mestayoku yeah shoot him in the face don't bother talking that's what I did 😂

  • @fangedgamer777
    @fangedgamer777 5 років тому +12

    Bethesda: No one would be psychotic enough to do this...
    Mitten Squad: Hold my sanity

  • @jarettgrondin2681
    @jarettgrondin2681 5 місяців тому +2

    For once the Mojave feels cold without a nuclear winter

  • @nolan6183
    @nolan6183 4 роки тому +72

    Shoulda got the golden gloves from Lucky 38 Casino Floor

    • @RtistiqSkubie
      @RtistiqSkubie 4 роки тому +23

      He did. He saved them for the end of game

  • @drumkommandr9779
    @drumkommandr9779 5 років тому +81

    Ironically, boxing gloves are actually MORE lethal than bare hands.

    • @jibb1451
      @jibb1451 4 роки тому

      @ZERO94AIC What does this man know that we don't?

    • @emmanuelgarza7149
      @emmanuelgarza7149 4 роки тому +4

      @ZERO94AIC Because boxing gloved protect the boxer's hand from being damaged you can throw more powerful punches.
      Human hands aren't made for striking, you have so many small bones and tendons, throwing a bare punch is like trying to hit someone with a Rolex. You're more likely to damage your hands for the slightest imperfection on form or where your hand lands. Gloves, give you the necessary protection to strike harder with a wider surface area.

    • @beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949
      @beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949 4 роки тому

      An in-game reason would be because your fists don't deal fatigue damage as far as I know. So using bare fists means the enemy is actively resisting until they die instead of collapsing and letting you slowly kill them.

    • @graysonfost8679
      @graysonfost8679 4 роки тому

      @@emmanuelgarza7149 You don't hit harder in gloves, that's just untrue. Sure, you may have a higher chance of breaking your hand without gloves (though people's who's hands break easily will also often break despite gloves) hitting without gloves is a fair bit harder, and much more dangerous.

    • @emmanuelgarza7149
      @emmanuelgarza7149 4 роки тому +2

      @@graysonfost8679 Force = Mass x Acceleration.
      Gloves not only protect you but add mass and a flat surface area to deliver a blow. Boxing gloves have been designed over a century to allow someone(with training and practice) to hit more effectively and safely.
      In fact, there are substantially less injuries and knock outs in bare knuckle boxing competitions than gloves boxing competitions because of this. A lot of people actually propose removing gloves from traditional boxing competitions for that reason.
      [Edit] to clarify, I'm not saying a glove will 100% give you a stronger punch. But it will allow you to punch harder with more mass without hurting yourself, which I believe is a reasonable goal whenever throwing a punch.

  • @King-sd7ew
    @King-sd7ew 5 років тому +67

    Can u beat fallout 3 with only a Chinese pistol
    Please I beg of you

    • @Aeroc0bra
      @Aeroc0bra 5 років тому +3

      KingOfSting AC Genius

    • @King-sd7ew
      @King-sd7ew 5 років тому +1

      @@Aeroc0bra it's worse then anything, its *the hardest*

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 років тому +1

      Can u beat fallout 3 with only ur companion only?

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 років тому +1

      ?

    • @pacman9635
      @pacman9635 5 років тому +1

      @@Aeroc0bra?

  • @brokentoaster4231
    @brokentoaster4231 4 роки тому +22

    Did he actually get the golden gloves? It was hard to tell.
    Edit: Nvm, me is a brainlet.

  • @souplord3320
    @souplord3320 4 роки тому +11

    i think the elder knew your hands were in his pants (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • @jacksoncosper2802
    @jacksoncosper2802 5 років тому +9

    I think you have a fantastic sense of humor dude, the dryness that you out in your jokes is really good!