Kids Say The Darndest Things 13
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1:15
"How old is cooper?"
"1."
"How old are you?"
*"Too old."*
Story of my life
Yeeeh
Nathy Novela
'
Lmao 😂
She wanted to say "2 yrs old"
“TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR I STILL WONDER WHAT YOU AREEEEE! that’s a agreesive.”
I love that one
Is she the daughter of ah pirate 😂😂 AREEEEEE
At the end she turned super sayian
The way she slaped her grandpa..
I think she grow up singing rock
"I dont have energy."
"I CANT HAVE ENERGY"
"ill just wait here."
Literally me everyday
9:00
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Me: * wakes up* *stares at the ceiling for an hour* *goes to bed again* daily routine.
THE WAY SHE SLAPPED THAT POOR GRANDPA!!!
I am 😡🤬😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😢😈👿
The grandfather certainly was not amused.
Her parents must be to lenient .. how disrespectful ..
I was mad at her
I didn’t find it cute
1:49 There is very thin line between cuteness & rudeness
Nah that was just straight up disrespectful
That child was saying like a boss
She really said, "I like your cut g,"
Yeah..that wasn't cute at all. However, would like to see the final part. She may have just got to into the "set up" playing it. Idk.
I hit her back if she does that to me. Who u think u are g?
"Tony, I don't know what I am thinking, I am telling you, I am too little. Do you know how little my bones are?" --FUTURE LAWYER
I loved this one!
The kid is too cute to be true.. I have watched that a lot
it was actually really intelligent of Her to explain it like that. A lot of times as adults we dont realize how much children lack cognitive function. Its hard for us to remember back to when We were Their age how we thought. Our level of consciousness. Smart girl
Future lair, lawyers are not lairs.
Chewbacca defense!
1:52 my dad would’ve killed me-
Same here
We didnt get to see the full part, we dont know if shes alive rn
@@shisuiuchiha1800 LOL
Yea
Or that kid would kill the dad lol
10:07 she has better self-awareness than most adults
Dad: How old is Cooper?
Girl: 1
Dad: How old are you?
Girl: Too old.
I’ve got so many things to say.
How old are u really? How exacly old is cooper?
@@terryhistevenson5404 no clue 🤔
Dad : How old is cooper ?
Lil girl : 1
Dad : how old are you
Lil girl : Too old
I guess she lost count already
There so cute 😍
Lol!😭😆😂😹🤣
Yup lol 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I guess 2 years old LOL😂😂😂😂😂
lol so like omg cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"george washing machine"
i'm done
George my bro? He's my bro and hid last name is washing machine XD
His sorry
Lol
UwU im so sorry george the first president, but your now a washing machine OwO
That is very funny
0:21 she's gonna grow up to be a great death metal singer one day. I give her my full support.
-What do you want for Christmas?
-A nap.
Oh poor mother!😅
Me after I see my brother!
“Why are you shaking your head like that?”
“Because im quite adorable all the time!”
OKAY BUT THAT WAS SO ADORABLE IM SOFT
3:16
The fact that she hugged her is so sweet 🥺💕
“I’m a pop star.”
““I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
“I’m a pop star.”
Coooooooooollllllllll
pop
pop
poppopstar
star
pop
pop
im a pop
pop
popstar
ima ima
pop
star
popstar
im a popstar
im im
a pop
popstar
10:38... do you know how little my bones are?? LOL She should be a criminal defense attorney!
LOL
LMAO
I was thinkin the same thing! She’s pleading incompetence in court lol
My thoughts exactly!
She slapped her grandpa so hard, I felt so bad!! I think the old man is traumatized.
When you're in debt and your kids know it lol
It was funny when the girl was like "NOW GO IN YOUR OFFICE AND MAKES SOME MONEY!!!! " *slaps*
Ikr poor grandpa
Me too
Me too
0:34 I Love it how her mom almost dies laughing 😂😂🤣🤣👍👍
But Who is 855-Jay- sanders
Okay but props to the little girl for telling the adult that her cognitive age is going to match her physical one 😂😂😂
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 DID YOU SEE THE WAY THAT LITTLE GIRL SLAPED THAT POOR OLD MAN😨😨😨😱😱
Yeah haha
her grandpa
Yeah meanie
Yeah that was rude
I fell so sad😢
0:11 is one of my faves
TWINKLE!
LITTLE STAR!!
I SURE WONDER WHAT
YOU
AAAAARRRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
That's my favorite too!!
TWINKLE
She’s gonna be a metal singer when she’s older
Anyone else here know that Jay Sanders don’t play 😂😂😂😂😂
J-dog Potato same
1:56 the laugh was so cute 🥺🥺
1:09 “He’s eating mr krabs!”
3:59 “Because I’m quite anorable all the tiime” ❤️
1:09 HE’S EATING MR KRABS
Mark Goldstein a potato flew
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Spongebob: Has anyone seen Mr Krab
CHINKIN BUM HOLE IS THE 6AM THING IN THIS CASE
2:12 "That is good. Thumbs up" I know right!?!
That little girl @ 10:06 thinks her brains are small has really underestimated how very big her brain really is!!!! 😊💞💕💞
She is a strong empath. She will figure it out.
1:51 Whoa! My mom would've hit me with a slipper, for real..
0-o will u be ok ;-;
@@z0e.x Yeah, it was just a normal day in my house :')
I am sure the rest of video is not exist for that reason, she got what she deserved.
🙏🙏🙏 rip my fellow man
That little girl needs some manners 😂
Hey old man give me 5 bucks 😂😂😂
Ikr
Oof
😂😂
Sure i want v-bucks:)
that was my niece!!!!!
The Santa one at 7:34 was too good 😂
1:51 Wish I could see what happened afterwards
Probably getting whipped
POOR MAN!! HE GOT SLAPPED BY A LITTLE GIRL!!!
@•.NekoFrisk.• But that's Popoko from Pop Team Epic, not Frisk
Unless...
🤔
She got her point out at least xD
Noooooooooooooooooo😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
jabawacy lol
yandre. Frisk. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“What’s wrong Macy? You’re gonna see Mickey Mouse and Minnie!!”
Macey: “IM AFRAID OF THEM!”
.. girl me too😂
XD ME TOO
Press f to pay respects
9:10
Me too
Btw won of my dolls named Macy
I am to and I have been se since I was 4
2:38 dang lil kid
1:50 I would have already been in heaven 💀
0:11 Best song of 2018
LegendaryGoji Productions agreed
LOL
YEEEEEEE BIOOOOOIIUUHBHT GFEE
Despacito 2
still is
8:50 She knew covid-19 was coming so she had to get prepared
Lol
XD
yes true-
Lol
true
8:27 Was absolutley PRECIOUS! 💕😍
"I'm talking to Jesus and she's not listening to me" "why?" "Cause I don't know" "what are you telling her?" "To stop the rain" "oh" "watch. JESUS stop...the...rain...NOW" "maybe you should try talking nicer" ".......will you stop the rain?" I love it lol and the other ones I love to
Such a bad girl,slaping her grandfather.
Jemima Rose ya I got scared 😱
That's so rude she's so bad I got scared when she did that And what "Lol"?
Lol yeah it was funny
@@Star_lightt not funny I felt bad when she slapped her grandfather???? He's glasses fell down
She’s only like 4 she doesn’t know any better
My fav pop star is the girl who sang "TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR" and then "THAT WAS AGGRESSIVE
lol
Lisa Hennon xD
0:10 you're welcome 🙃
AND DAT THING AIN'T GIT F***ING SHET NIPLLES
Igor Ganzha ?
Oooh my gosh, Jay Saunders and in her princess dress, this girl will go far in life ❤️
It’s not Jay Saunders.
It’s Jay SANDERS.
“Wow that is so good!”
“Thumbs up👍🏻”
*causally falls of Chair*
1:52 that slap tho😂😂 she literally took those glasses off
I cant stop replaying that part 😂😂
Thats sad
If u replay it a lot of times u can hear a song XD
I don’t like how that girl was treating the guy. She’s spoiled
brook msp same
2:13 WHY IS THIS ACTUALLY ME!?!
I can't believe how disrespectful some of these kids are allowed to be.
"That is good! Thumbs up!" 👍
* freaking dies *
"Do you know how little my arms are?"
I'm telling you Tony... I cant
“I’m full of water in my pants” YOU’RE IN A POOL LMAO!
right lolz he's like i had it looool
Bestie : what’s your favorite song?
Me: 0:11
mom:what are you going to say to Grandpa when he comes out?
girl:hey old man GIVE ME 5 BUCKS!
both:*die laughing*
10:52 "That's how little my brian is."
He’s growing up so fast......!Im so proud of you!!!!!
Good catch!
Typical democrat.
@@StofStuiver .-.
NOW GO IN YOUR OFFICE AND MAKE THAT MONEY!!
ok
That own this is on Peter on the pool
momof2girls92 *girl slaps old man* if I were mom I would be like GET iN YOUR RoOM RIGHR noW YOUnG LAdY
Lights camera action Paris Tequan cuz you know I call 855 Jay Sanders because I don't play cuz you have to get out to me you have clutches broke up with me and what happened cuz you did out to me with you was with me I think that I woke up 855 Jay Sanders okay could get off my phone
Oh man that would have been embarrassing
1:49 bru the way she slapped her grandpa
I will never get over how funny the grandpas face looked
"That's how little my Brian is."
10:52
Brian was exposed
She's actually a smart little girl to come up with that rational.
@@astridgalactic9336 She's a little manipulative. Tony better keep an eye on her.
@@lavenderdc3637 I feel the same
Women: do you wanna take a nap?
Little boy:no
Women: do you want to take a N A P?
Little boy: yes
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
??????
XXTXGAMINGXX user go to min 7:43 and u would know
Skelly 123 😁
"That was aggressive" "Powerful performance" both agreed 😂😂😂😂😂
Whoever gave that one like thank you so much I literally never get even one 👍🙏
I feel so bad for the old man😂😂
1:55 is probably my favourite moment.
Mum: What are you going to say to grandpa when he comes out?
Child: Hey old man, give me five bucks!
9:01 Me running laps in gym class...
ugh same!!!
😂😂😂 me too
Me to
Haha 😂
Me too 😂🤣😂🤣
0:00 SHE’S A POP STAR OMG!!!🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Wow, 10 likes
I did not expect this comment to get 10 likes, but I think it’s my most liked comment
And, where back down to 9
@@YourAverageBowNow 11.
10:12 I low-key love your Logic.
Lmao
“Do you know how little my bones are?”😂😂😂😂😂...she was too cute!
Kid: What Do You Want For Chirstmas? ~ Mom: A Nap ~ Kid: Ok ~ Kid: Coming Right Up ~ Kid: Takes Beard Off
4:54 That was really funny 🤣
The girl who said about her bones and brains is gonna be a science professor...Period.
This is how many times this kid said“I’m a pop star.“
Well.... how many?
2
Yeah ha ha😂
She's a *pop star* .
"George washing machine"
Me: *feeds George washington clothes*
XD
0:33 is my favorite lol 😂
0:31 this girl is an actor!!!
Go in your ofice and make some MONEY! *slap*
Old man: NANI?!?!
office*
Dark Angel NANI?!
LOL
NANI!?!?
💀💀💀
I feel so bad for that poor old man HE GOT SLAPED IN THE FACE BY THAT MEAN LITTLE GIRL😕😔
..
...???
She's not mean. She how little she is? She barley knows what she thinking.
I am the one that SLAPED him.
SummerBlue you’re right
4:17 Jokes on you pyoot
Cause you know….. IMMA CALL 855-JAY STANDERS!😂😂😂
9:54 JESUS
STOP.THE.RAIN. *NOW!!!!!*
1:55 OMG! THAT'S MY NIECE!
yes!!! her name is addison!!!
What? No.
Prove it!
Lies then what’s her name?
look up alyssa fisher on facebook! that's my sister and there are pictures of my niece there!! she was about heree i think, she's 5 now!
that last little girl is so manipulative lol
1:00 I THINK THAT I'M GONNA CALL 855 JAY SANDERS!!!!! 😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😊😊😊
Kid: Jesus. Stop the rain. NOW!
Jesus: Where did THAT attitude come from?
Humans can't stop the rain
My mama
1:49 we all know what type of child she's gonna be when she's older
@FearlyAT have what? ID?
Oh my god she just slapped that old man!😨
*SLAP!*
mia thenightguard she is going to be greedy and bratty
Who???????
That 2nd one killed me! 855-SANDERS 🤣😂
"Now, go in your office and make some money!" 1:49
I loved how they both laughed at 1:56
*HeY oLd MaN GiMmE 5 bUcKz!!!*
They both have the same cackling laugh lol thats cute
“HEY OLD MAN! GIMME FIVE BUCK’S!”
*hEy OlD mAn GiMmE 5 bUcKs!*
hEy oLd MaN, GiMmE 5 BuCkS
0:00 “I’m a pop star, I’m a pop star”
0:01
10:08 The best manipulator ever
Thats what i was thinkingggg
Everyone: My parents would've KILLED me if I did that to my grandpa.
Me: I'm gonna call 855-Jay-Sanders
*I DON’T HAVE ENERGY*
*I CAN’T HAVE ENERGY*
Daily mood xD
*I'LL JUST WAIT HERE*
2:16
Dat is good. Fumbs up! (That is good. Thumbs up) - falls out of chair -
LOLOLOL
5:36 that's looked really hurt :(
10:08 that girl is practicing her insanity defense already..... 10 years down the road she will be on a episode of "Snapped "
Nah...she is an old soul. She will figure it out. I completely understand her. She is telling the truth. She is a strong empath.
God forbid bad things!! Just things kids get confused with trying to defend herself. She'll outgrow it
*JESUS*
*Stop. The. Rain. NOW*
Wooooow
That kid thinks jesus is a girl.................how.
0:29
Kid:Because you know I'll call 855-JAY-SANDERS
Kid:Cause you haven't even did nothing to me!
Kid:You have just broke up with me!
Kid:And you haven't even did nothing for me when you was with me!
Kid:I think that I'm gonna call 855-JAY-SANDERS
Mom:Okay,cut!
Kid:GET
Kid:OFF
Kid:MY
Kid:PHONE
Niña Angela Garcia hahaha it made me laugh😂
XDDDDLOL
you know Jay Sanders don't play
LOL thx for the likes and remember Jay Sanders don't play
That little girl that kept saying how little she was is going to make an excellent attorney 😅
4:29 that S literally me all the time when ever I am alone in my room.
I never seen a kid upset about going to DisneyLand
Now you did.👀
Nai Nai I never went to Disneyland she should be lucky I’m 18 and I would still go to Disney world if I had a chance
I have me .. =/
I would be so excited
1:52 wow that’s a mess
xDD
I’ve never seen a kid be so sad to go to Disneyland lol 😂😂🤣
"Hey old man gimme 5 bucks!"1:56 Omg she's so cute her laugh is adorable.