Kids Say the Darndest Things 40 | Uhm Duh Mom!
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you're pinned!!! 📌📌📌
what was your fave line from todays kids say? tell me in the comments below! 🦄
See I told you not gonna happen with me
@@Kyoot "What the? What the? You're having a baby right now?"
Piper is Priceless 😂😂😂
@@Kyoot iikakaoao
2:25
That’s a real brother connection right there
Fun fact: we animals
I second this logic 😌
2:25 Pause at right time. It says WWE.
2.47 every animal puts a costume on them aw
@Emma Freiberg How do you not know? you just type a number, add : then another number.
1:40 "The president of the US works for the people" That's comedy gold. LOL
Yeah right , that's what I was thinking!
Aight libtards
@@valsan1323 eat dirt
I know this is late but don’t listen to them.
I don’t get it
“Disney world-? WERE GOING TO- Wait..we have enough money?!?!” So precious.
He definitely was having a good time when he found out
literally me when we go on summer vacation
Time stamp pls?
@JasonxYourPal I js want a time stamp-
I know, right?! I just commented about that a few minutes ago!
I love how the kid at 8:00 said “you okay?”
I hope you get 9K likes!
@platfform9 playz do you even know how to do that you dont type @platfform9 playz
Yes I’m okay
The camera fell down
2:24 Here we see Bill and Ted in their early years, displaying early signs of their philosophical nature.
5:00
"So I'm gonna be the middle child?!" Hahahaha
WHAT's wrong with middle child..?
@@MarvelForever everything is wrong being the middle child.
Where do u start??
@@MarvelForever so I think u dont watch tik tok so it basically means you won't be loved .and not be cared
Your Time thing stamp sent me to an ad!
Isn't it good being middle child then you'll feel like you're older?
Mission impocable: journey to the backyard.
coming soon.😂
Rango lol
L•O•L ღ
Lolololololololololololololololololololololololol
😂 lol 😂
Very good comment
I liked the girl who said i can push cocoon😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😊😊😊
Frehan Ahmed I died man
Me too LOL 😂 😂 😂 😂
Frehan Ahmed I lmao too
Frehan Ahmed same
What! Thos kids sayas that ant_men poot on a costume to look like in ant there are so many ants oh bid they even go to school I beat he said the same thing to the teacher this is like tray no to get mad
2:12 this kid can not make up his mind
I love the logic: if people are animals, then ants are people. Pretty deep thinking for someone that age. Too cute.
It's true, he is smart!
7:55 Lol @ "are you okay"😅😅
When you think your pregnant put your mom actually is🤣
Omg that little girl who wanted her own baby...😂 mom...ugh
Brenly Winters Do you think they will be told about conception, pregnancy and the joys of parenthood?
but
A dark thought but...maybe she thinks she got pregnant bcz.... .... I sincerely hope not.
8:53 dang she crying and saying it's gonna be awesome. I'm laughing so hard 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I liked the girl when she said “get outta here balls” I love it when she’s fat it’s so cute
Ngl that's sounds wrong 😳
@@lois12009 what's Ngl?
It means not gonna lie
@@Mexi595 not gonna lie
ikr
My grandma just died and this made me feel better and laugh. I love you Kyoot!!
DA GIRLZ sorry for your lost
awwwww dont fell bad its ok it happens to evry one
Aww bless u
DA GIRLZ my grandpa died from a heart attack :(
Rip
5:40 man, my heart, he's so wholesome 🥺 I'm so happy for him wow
So m gonna be the middle child
WALKS AWAY SAD
MOM LAUGHS
Can you relate lol 4:56
Cuz I can
She even dropped the cat
@@isabellegaffney4734
*I care about the cat more than the girl*
Muddy puddle
Can relate. Middle child syndrome. Hate it
I love how the middle child girl was the most excited before she realized she was gonna be the middle child lol. As a twin, it's much more complicated lol
2:04 how quickly your mood changes
0:27 me on Monday morning
9:13
Anyone: I love you
My socially awkward self: *stars bawling*
Empress Gaia Tarot same, i'm never good at any socializing form
0:25 I don't know why nobody is talking about how cut this little girl is 💕
She has a backyardophobia
@@michacz9415 I don’t know if it’s a joke or not but No it’s agoraphobia. Not joking. It can be very common to which I have it. I’m not a medical expert, but it’s true
@@randomkitty3560 right, my bad, sorry for the mistake. Not gonna lie, _backyardophobia_ was a kind of meme.
"I don't want to"
"Ok no sledding"
*"YOU KNOW THE RULES, IT'S TIME TO DIE"*
The guy that was really happy to go to Disney world was so wholesome! And the other guy was like "That's cool", Which had me dying
9:22
Nicole never bothered me anyway XD.
Push a cocoon! I’m dead! 😂🤣😭
I love this channel. It's "impocable" to stay serious..
Now excuse me...
...I have to go make a cocoon...back in ten minutes, wadies...
omg this whole comment just made me LOL 😂
hhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehhehehehhehehehehehhehehhehehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehhehehhehehehhehehhehehehehhe
You’re funny!
Heres the bug sauce
How do you edit???
I know I'm domb
I just love how the mom just laughs as her child falls into a mud puddle, that's most likely going to be me if I ever have a kid lol
That's not funny though.
But I'm okay with it!.
When t-they said I can make a Cacoon she s-started 💨 FARTING!😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😝
Aimal Omer 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
"It's Awesome! Mommy's stomach will break open!" 8:32 - 9:02
I literally fell out over the middle child one. I am one. And its was priceless. The next kid always messes up things. Haha.
haha life as a middle child! 😂
Kyoot you a middle child
“i don’t like the grass.” -#KYOOT kids 2019
The kid confusing his mum about sledding cracks me up
I love the boys at 2:40. They truly understand the raw concept that it doesn't matter if they aren't human, the fact is that they EXIST. Smart kids.
Awesome. I absolutely need to know. Did he get to go sledding lol 😂? Thanks again
Thanks for the thumbs up 👍 as I appreciate all constructive feedback.
Ok
Eva Gekko Gaming thank you very much for your response. What a delightful show this is. Lol
visible confusing the confusion confused
Every animal is a human in disguise??...now I'm really confused....🤣🤣🐦🐦🤷♂️....
These kids definitely know something the majority of us don't...🤣
7:55 this kid is so cute. Love how he checks up on dad to see if he is ok and then says you got me 😂😂🥰🥰
2:48
This kid literally described furries 😂
IKR LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:15 MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
haha i know i'm like so do you want to go sledding or nah 😂
4:11 made me laugh out loud😭😭😂😂
Word of the day "impocable"
7:05 I think the mom really could have handled the situation better. Instead of just scolding her daughter for wanting a baby and strictly saying no, she could have calmly asked her why she wants a baby and then she could have calmly explained why they can’t have one.
That could definitely work
She probably tried it, but her daughter wasn’t having any of it and was having a tantrum, and the mum was just fed up.....
3:50 her eyes are gorgeous 😍😍😍😍
2:27
"Humans are animals."
Imagine saying that in another argument about furries and people
(Can someone notice this comment)
Real-life animals are furries too
@Sixtens Sommarfåtölj Honestly,
Yes....
Vixen Foxtail Mother Nature didn’t put costumes she just made the animals
0:26 is when summer vacation ends and you have to start school.
2:00 that's me .....
My mom:Do you wanna go mall with me ..
Me:hmm.. yeah
A few minutes ago.
My mom :let's go .
Me:I wanna go but I don't want to go but.....
My mom: I knew it .😡
Man I am obsessed with that “uh duh”.
He’s trying to teach them about democracy and she’s just like, “I want him to get me a unicorn.” 😂
The girl that said ''I can push a cocoon" just made my day 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
I appreciate the two brothers talking about ants being people. In the end we're all living beings. I remember myself crying for hours after I accidentally stepped on a ladybug. Last week was tough.
9:09
Girl: Knock knock.
Dad: Who's there?
Girl: Avery.
Dad: Avery who?
Girl: I love Avery.
*Other girl starts crying*
Me: Why is she crying?
Cause the one crying name is Avery and avery happy crying
Plot twist: She's socially awkward
8:39 I feel for piper. When I was 11, I had a period app where it tracks your period but we didn’t know it was an app for like 20+ years so it said that i would be pregnant in 3 weeks
“Mommy, can you push a cocoon?” 😂😂 why is this so funny!!😂😂
"Piper your not having a baby"
That's me 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
9:48 the cutest and best joke I have ever heard ing so cute😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁😄😄😄😄😘😘😘😘😘😗😗😗😗☺☺☺☺😚😚😚😚😚😋😋😋😋😛😛😛😜😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘(was that to many emojis......NAAAAAHHHHH!)
Mom: duh
Kid: Um Duh
3:10: So this is where conspiracy theories come from.
I like the little boy saying uh duh.
4:55 that’s how I felt, 😭😭
The first, first one is halarious🤣🤣🤣
Everybody during Covid:
“Kay, were gonna go outside”
“Me?”
“NOOOOO!”
😮OMG the kid that dropped a Duce in his pants when he jumped down.... oh dear lord 😂😂😂
Michelle Muskeyn oop
Lol I laughed too much
*0:50** I died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂*
And then watched that clip on repeat about 50 times! 😂💨🐛💩
@@kristencroft1257 How did you know?! XD 😂😂
The girls face when she said she was pushing a cacoon killlled me
"I can push a cocoon, Mommy can you push a cocoon"
My Mom: What are you watching?
Omg.... Todoroki?! AND YES LOL
I love the kid who thinks he can push a cocoon and the other kid who thinks she's pregnant and starts crying because it will hurt haha
3:11, *The more you don't know*
We're animal proof: eating food
Oh my God I think they were identifying furries
@@galaxytoons4608 that was 4 mil years
Ago was meg is still alive
“I want my own baby...”
“You can’t”
“I. WANT. ONEEEEEE.”
The, "everyone has a boss" dad was cool. I expected him so say God or something to that effect. Yep, the president does in fact work for all if you, albeit indirectly. Very good lesson!
I absolutely love children
Mom: Kay we r going to go outside
Kay: *NOOOOOOOO!!! It’s impocable*
I can push a cocoon made me laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
At 1:16... Mommy can you push a cocoon? Btw i love your channel it is the best i watch it everyday!
What is bug sauce?
GalaxyToonz4077 Idk she made that up
This was my fav
@@galaxytoons4608 Idk
If you put that with 0:27 it’s so funny
Mom can you push a cocoon .this one was helarious. Love to see more video from her. XD
7:38 That Mom is just fed up 😂
Shes a rude moo ok mom UGH
She's being very rude to her kid about it.
@@patriciaedwards6793no, just fed up. I think it’s been going on a while. She even said “and stop telling everyone I’m going to have a baby “
My fav one was " am try'na cocoon"! "And get out of there balls" its sooo funny😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵😵😵😵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛🐛⚽️⚾️🏀🏐🏈🏉🎱⚪⚫🔴🔵
0:30 Ann:It’s Impocable
1:52 This kid is being so relatable
The child with the sledding is like my mom.
9:22
Nicole never bothered me anyway
0:27 me when i go outside.. 😂
The child who thought she was pregnant!😂
4:17 which balls? 😳📸
Balls in her... whatever she is whering
AYOOOO
yooooooooooo
7:27 Kid:I WaNT 1 Mom:uGh
Omg I died at “ I’m making a cocoon” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
SAME!
She is not a moth.
Nat11 she is human
@@kieranindahouse yeah ikr
@@galaxytoons4608 I think she means that she was pooping
I don’t wanna go sledding...
you don’t wanna??? Okay, no sledding!
No I wanna!
0:38 Baby Rachel Green 😂😂😍❤
Phoebe : It’s not mine. I didn’t earn it. If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Rachel : Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
😂
@@khushidhat7304 😂
*farts* “I’m making a cocoon!” LOL LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:13
Piper
0:40 I Got Go... Shopping!
0:42 YA GOTTA GO SHOPPING!??!😲
:50 through 1:26 she's pushing a cocoon?? I am dieing
Its ”Dying”
"I can push a cacoon"!!!! "I'm Pushing"!!! "Mommy can you push a cacoon"??
3:06 um super powers are not a thing in reality
The older boy in 5:27 looks like a boy I knew from therapy 10 years ago
7:55 How did that kid predict the fall lol, he was laughing before it happened
He was not laughing about the fall....
0:35 she's so cute
I love when the kids said Mickey lives in sea world
The "Cocoon"-girl is my favourite!👍😂⛄
3:20 Her eyes are beautiful. ❤