The weirdest dude ever is about to make a comeback.

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  • @signifiedbsides1129
    @signifiedbsides1129  5 місяців тому +1209

    This got demonitized and it's going off in the algo😢, yet they told me there's no way I can get it monetized.
    Y'all run up these nebula numbers, or drop a channel membership please to make it worth it.
    Thanks a ton yall

    • @raya4230
      @raya4230 5 місяців тому +25

      Wow that sucks, what could be the excuse it was so well edited and carefully edited.

    • @IndigoWisdom
      @IndigoWisdom 5 місяців тому +62

      Lloyd Banks probably flagged you 😂 He don’t want that comparison to come back up

    • @Jaci0607
      @Jaci0607 5 місяців тому +10

      @@IndigoWisdom Which is hilarious because I remember back in 2004 there was this gay porn scene that leaked on the internet and people was saying it was Lloyd Banks because one of the actors looked like him.

    • @IndigoWisdom
      @IndigoWisdom 5 місяців тому +8

      @@Jaci0607 see how it just jogs the memory 😂😂😂

    • @noahp6886
      @noahp6886 5 місяців тому +8

      f it, i'm looking up nebula now.

  • @tronedowd6876
    @tronedowd6876 5 місяців тому +4168

    I clicked on this thinking “what tf did Lloyd Banks do,” completely forgetting the insane run of his evil twin brother.

    • @Notimportant3737
      @Notimportant3737 5 місяців тому +266

      I ain’t gon lie for a split second I thought that was redman 💀💀💀

    • @darlenemassey3608
      @darlenemassey3608 5 місяців тому +55

      😂😂😂

    • @6lacksappho456
      @6lacksappho456 5 місяців тому +35

      💀💀💀

    • @henryhill92
      @henryhill92 5 місяців тому +222

      I also 100% thought this was Lloyd Banks lol

    • @akapotatobrad
      @akapotatobrad 5 місяців тому +72

      bro this shit had me howling

  • @whatwoah7547
    @whatwoah7547 5 місяців тому +2537

    FD said “oh imma give y’all a rap beef video alright”

    • @dontask3613
      @dontask3613 5 місяців тому +32

      In comes the corn video 😅

    • @AB-nb2ic
      @AB-nb2ic 5 місяців тому +1

      @@whatwoah7547 😂😂😂

    • @jKAGAQ0930
      @jKAGAQ0930 5 місяців тому +7

      “The funk fetish” is killllllllling me omg 😂😢

  • @lipstickstainsz
    @lipstickstainsz 5 місяців тому +912

    Brian Pumper constantly looks like he's an being animated in early - mid 2000s GTA 😂

    • @thekornreeper
      @thekornreeper 5 місяців тому +8

      Fact ❤

    • @VENGEFULHEXX
      @VENGEFULHEXX 5 місяців тому +33

      Bruh is hilariously buff. Like some people look worse with muscle and he's one of them.

    • @eskiiedup
      @eskiiedup 5 місяців тому +34

      he look like a saints row character 😂😂

    • @kingdevoneomusic
      @kingdevoneomusic 5 місяців тому +2

      🤣

    • @edgarcardiff7874
      @edgarcardiff7874 5 місяців тому +5

      @@VENGEFULHEXXDefinitely but consider: his name is pumper

  • @pyrogriffin
    @pyrogriffin 5 місяців тому +367

    On The funk fetish thing: most fetishes are fine if everyone involved is consenting. As soon as your fetish involves people not consenting it’s no longer a fetish, it’s sexual harassment.

    • @casadastraphobia
      @casadastraphobia 5 місяців тому +16

      On god

    • @fourmoyle
      @fourmoyle 4 місяці тому +11

      Factual.

    • @jinxed7915
      @jinxed7915 4 місяці тому +9

      I'm not gonna say it should be illegal, but I feel like the whole don't kink shame thing should have some limits and... Ew, just ew

    • @pyrogriffin
      @pyrogriffin 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@@jinxed7915 So the key is consent. Most kinks/fetishes are ok if all parties involved are consenting to it. There are some extreme cases where physical and/or mental health are put into too much jeopardy, but most are safe and fine to engage in as long as everyone is on board, and everyone keeps each other's safety in mind. Some things to note: animals and children can't consent to things like that, due to lack of ability to communicate and/or lack of understanding of the situation and all it involves.

    • @AlexofZippo
      @AlexofZippo 4 дні тому

      Exactly. Someone likes the smell of unwashed feet? Weird, but you do you. That person’s stealing people’s sock laundry for “personal use”? Problem!

  • @lcceo22
    @lcceo22 5 місяців тому +635

    Dude looks like a Def Jam Fight For New York NPC

  • @ChunkyCalifornia
    @ChunkyCalifornia 4 місяці тому +282

    Brian Pumper was surrounded and pelted with eggs today in LA. I immediately came to this video when I read the news.

  • @bluechalk6275
    @bluechalk6275 5 місяців тому +1150

    My grandpa worked in the corn industry for 40 years, servicing countless men and women 7 days a week and doing irreparable damage to his body. It was very sad when he had to sell the farm.

    • @papertags
      @papertags 5 місяців тому +51

      😂😅😂

    • @ea7109
      @ea7109 5 місяців тому +59

      Stop! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @Davidpostingshid
      @Davidpostingshid 5 місяців тому +10

      Stolen

    • @Ashlee_mashlee
      @Ashlee_mashlee 5 місяців тому +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lovelee1772
      @lovelee1772 5 місяців тому +12

      Bruhhh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mrsups7122
    @mrsups7122 5 місяців тому +1346

    "The Cicadas are loud as Fuuuuck!"
    One of the most Southern comments made on this channel.

    • @GoldenPickaxe
      @GoldenPickaxe 5 місяців тому +38

      I felt invited to the cookout for a sec

    • @elsamarks8477
      @elsamarks8477 5 місяців тому +29

      They are fucking nuts in Chicago right now!

    • @Orac11e
      @Orac11e 5 місяців тому +5

      😂🤣 read your comment just as he was saying it

    • @badboygoodgirl
      @badboygoodgirl 5 місяців тому +14

      They creep me out. And one decided to plant itself right outside the front door one time in GA. Bruh, they are LOUD AF.

    • @angelolagussa1312
      @angelolagussa1312 5 місяців тому +3

      They are a worldwide bug....

  • @Cloudy_Jones
    @Cloudy_Jones 5 місяців тому +179

    Brian Pumper is the most unintentionally funniest dude alive. The dance he does in his Timbs will make me laugh no matter what I’m going through 😂

  • @Pyroticus
    @Pyroticus 5 місяців тому +1247

    I need that “Worldstar Hiphop was a CIA Psy-Op” video

    • @MichelleseaChelle
      @MichelleseaChelle 5 місяців тому +61

      ABSOLUTELY

    • @voodoochile4147
      @voodoochile4147 5 місяців тому +54

      I just said this and came to find a comment specifically so I could like it. I surely hope he sees this!

    • @mzfuTURefLAWlezz
      @mzfuTURefLAWlezz 5 місяців тому +11

      THIS !!!

    • @JME1186
      @JME1186 5 місяців тому

      Which may as well coincide with a deep dive in to the new age COINTELPRO the Feds been running in different areas with different objectives. Edited to add: I’m convinced dudes like Wack 100 and many others are the useful idiots for the Feds 2024 cointel

    • @Freddy3Jersem
      @Freddy3Jersem 5 місяців тому +9

      !!!!!

  • @jamescarlisle4023
    @jamescarlisle4023 5 місяців тому +1300

    you’re tryna let that vid die down, nah, nah, nah, not this time, Fiq, you’re followin thru

    • @samukelelubisi
      @samukelelubisi 5 місяців тому +57

      💀💀💀💀

    • @Talib23401
      @Talib23401 5 місяців тому +190

      Drop drop drop 😂

    • @martianastronaut4917
      @martianastronaut4917 5 місяців тому +127

      Drake lost, it's not even a debate, but the quotables he left in that beef are low key gems 🤣

    • @damionsly4124
      @damionsly4124 5 місяців тому +79

      FD, we neeed ya! The Breadtube savior!

    • @elliothammer9485
      @elliothammer9485 5 місяців тому +6

      Sorry is Fique his name?

  • @calel5470
    @calel5470 5 місяців тому +695

    Americans: Is that Lloyd Banks?
    Europeans: Is that Craig David?

  • @chrishipop5
    @chrishipop5 5 місяців тому +797

    Brian Pumper is like if Chat GPT created G Unit as a person

  • @zatchquaz
    @zatchquaz 5 місяців тому +1441

    You didn't have to say " He was only 5'8" like that

  • @mimimiyoko1247
    @mimimiyoko1247 5 місяців тому +160

    This guy... if you rode the red or purple train in downtown LA, you'd see him, fake chains and all. Gave random girls "Hot Girls Wanted" business cards. No age checking or nothing 🤦🏾‍♀️🤮

    • @lilFRaT134
      @lilFRaT134 5 місяців тому +7

      Yep i seen cuz he is werido

    • @TerrenceTrotter
      @TerrenceTrotter 5 місяців тому +5

      I meet him in Hollywood he seem like a wirdo too.😂

    • @NoRockinMansLand
      @NoRockinMansLand 2 місяці тому

      @@mimimiyoko1247 how did he get so many chicks then

  • @davidfkennedy7816
    @davidfkennedy7816 5 місяців тому +609

    Just like in all industries: Pro sex workerand anti sex capitalist. Glad someone else is putting it that way!

    • @YouaToys
      @YouaToys 5 місяців тому +1

      That doesn't make sense

    • @davidfkennedy7816
      @davidfkennedy7816 5 місяців тому +42

      @@YouaToys in simplest terms: porn actors aren’t evil, the people who run porn companies are.

    • @YouaToys
      @YouaToys 5 місяців тому +5

      @@davidfkennedy7816 but what is "sex capitalism" ?? Whats the alternative "sex marxism" ? 🤣🤣
      Stop just attaching "capitalism" to everything bad to try and make capitalism look bad...

    • @davidfkennedy7816
      @davidfkennedy7816 5 місяців тому

      @@YouaToys “sex capitalism” is the application of capitalism to sex. For instance, the selling of sex for the purposes of a company or group getting profit. In the same way any other capitalist sells the labor of others for profit.

    • @postboygokuu6779
      @postboygokuu6779 5 місяців тому +7

      Neither money nor sex work is inherently evil. Even platforms like OnlyFans take a cut, strippers pay commissions, and Bunny Ranch workers give up 50%. Capitalism is a component of sex work and, in some cases, represents the most ethical, safe and mutually beneficial aspects of the industry.

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 5 місяців тому +241

    It isn't always a good thing to be ahead of your time when there are dark times ahead.

    • @shohn757
      @shohn757 5 місяців тому +18

      Damn.

    • @Brazil144hopeful
      @Brazil144hopeful 5 місяців тому +12

      Wisdom.

    • @seangrey1062
      @seangrey1062 5 місяців тому +7

      Daaaammmnn... that's profound af... Only thing is "When" you a Head of your time it just is what it is.. Can't change who you are you just never "Win". .. .. *UNLESS U OUTLAST THE "HATERS" - THAT'S A "WIN" "WHEN" !!!!!! #BARS #FACTS 🤷🏾‍♂ #BARS

  • @cwavygaming6615
    @cwavygaming6615 5 місяців тому +65

    That king dingaling TOOK me out lmao

  • @nol6409
    @nol6409 5 місяців тому +587

    😭 he dances like someone in a muscle suit

    • @adrianpate4694
      @adrianpate4694 5 місяців тому +16

      😂hilarious

    • @voodoochile4147
      @voodoochile4147 5 місяців тому +13

      😂 I actually laughed audibly

    • @Dee-lp7lo
      @Dee-lp7lo 5 місяців тому +12

      Very good description lol

    • @itsirrelevant4565
      @itsirrelevant4565 5 місяців тому +12

      Damn dude that was an unnecessarily good parallel to draw that I can’t unsee.

    • @offensivename11
      @offensivename11 5 місяців тому +13

      Short, stocky guys are the own kind of awkward.

  • @hellsapoppin9326
    @hellsapoppin9326 5 місяців тому +673

    Im trained to just expect these vids are getting demonitized and deleted, so I watch these vids the moment they go up

  • @bigcue3168
    @bigcue3168 5 місяців тому +100

    All that jewelry from the back of the Source magazine!!🤣🤣

    • @ralphwiggum1982
      @ralphwiggum1982 4 місяці тому +6

      I’m surprised his neck wasn’t grass green by now

    • @NauqNauq
      @NauqNauq 4 місяці тому +2

      Bruhhhhhhh !!!!! What a time to be alive

  • @signifiedbsides1129
    @signifiedbsides1129  5 місяців тому +1339

    Y'all might want to hold those "Free Pumper" comments until the end of the video

    • @Jiturra01
      @Jiturra01 5 місяців тому +122

      "Ah fuck me.... I just made the whole connection" 😮

    • @wombat7961
      @wombat7961 5 місяців тому +32

      He looks like Henry Cavill black superman now i cant unsee it

    • @normandy2501
      @normandy2501 5 місяців тому +25

      I just saw that thumbnail and thought about him hopping the fence to a scene he wasn't even supposed to be in. He's the OG fan lol

    • @FiIIerguy
      @FiIIerguy 5 місяців тому +14

      Idgaf free pump

    • @nyiem
      @nyiem 5 місяців тому +102

      @@FiIIerguy weird comment

  • @roshango125ab
    @roshango125ab 5 місяців тому +336

    I feel like every time you say "corn" or describe his "talents", I'm watching someone do a series a quick time events

  • @Djacedeuce
    @Djacedeuce 4 місяці тому +30

    0:13 “We’re all covered in oil” is CRAZYYYY considered who you’re covering 😂

  • @yunglynda1326
    @yunglynda1326 5 місяців тому +243

    he seems like he'd be a character in the boondocks universe😬

  • @_surreal99
    @_surreal99 5 місяців тому +457

    "he had a funk fetish... Is he in jail?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Apoc6
      @Apoc6 5 місяців тому +11

      Yeah, he wanted women natural and not showered. He is supposed to be out this month if he has not been released from prison.

    • @89RealThe
      @89RealThe 5 місяців тому +64

      ​@@Apoc6I don't know if being dirty or smelling funky is the same as natural.

    • @noregreen5852
      @noregreen5852 5 місяців тому +63

      ​@@Apoc6 he didn't want them to shower for 2 days that ain't natural that's funky

    • @tryme9914
      @tryme9914 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@89RealThe Right 😂

    • @tew_329
      @tew_329 5 місяців тому +4

      Great video, even though I was skeptical to watch it at first, given your chosen subject. But, it got to where I had to see it. Is this guy fucking mentally slow or a genius? He's definitely sick in some way. He will do anything for attention, no holds barred. Also, that arrest looked serious. That's a lot of cops for one dude. Like the vid. Thanx

  • @GraduateJLN
    @GraduateJLN 5 місяців тому +81

    “It even got air-holes for the diamonds to breath”😂😂😭😭😭

  • @jbliggidy123
    @jbliggidy123 5 місяців тому +274

    Air holes so the diamonds can breathe had me DYING!!!!!!

    • @BreeonaNechole
      @BreeonaNechole 5 місяців тому +16

      I’m not okay 😩😂😂😂

    • @jbliggidy123
      @jbliggidy123 5 місяців тому +15

      @@BreeonaNechole lmmfaoooooooo im STILL laughing at that shit

    • @fullweezy3553
      @fullweezy3553 5 місяців тому +21

      I forget who but somebody back in the 2000s dropped a bar that said something about B Pumper chains in reference to him wearing fake jewelry.

    • @jbliggidy123
      @jbliggidy123 5 місяців тому +10

      @@fullweezy3553 i vaguely remember something similar

    • @yoterryv
      @yoterryv 5 місяців тому

      @@fullweezy3553joe Budden had a line where he said “they passing the fake off as real like Brian Pumpers jeweler”
      Joe Budden - The Aftermath

  • @EayuProuxm
    @EayuProuxm 5 місяців тому +234

    I spent my entire life not knowing about this man, now I have to adjust to a universe where for the rest of my life I'll know about this man.

    • @jasminehill6312
      @jasminehill6312 5 місяців тому +13

      I am so sorry!!

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 місяців тому +1

      I feel this.

    • @crystalkarma2015
      @crystalkarma2015 5 місяців тому

      This is the comment that I was hoping for. Thank you for your service❤

    • @ASAPJermz
      @ASAPJermz 4 місяці тому

      How can you not know bro existed he was one of the first 🥷 doing all these skits & antics people love to do now 😂

  • @reesewingfield3716
    @reesewingfield3716 4 місяці тому +11

    As a new member of your ever growing community and fanbase, I speak for all of us when I say we need that “Worldstar HipHop is a CIA psyop” video asaptually.

  • @Jiturra01
    @Jiturra01 5 місяців тому +574

    "Tommy Wiseau of rap".... Those combinations of words gotta be a first

    • @othelliusmaximus
      @othelliusmaximus 5 місяців тому +23

      it kinda makes sense tho

    • @RachelNHarrison
      @RachelNHarrison 5 місяців тому +20

      I kind of feel like that’s an insult to Tommy Wiseau 😅

    • @yuuuhhhh1047
      @yuuuhhhh1047 5 місяців тому +19

      wouldn't that be viper?

    • @Mastabuilda212
      @Mastabuilda212 5 місяців тому +5

      Oh hai Mark

    • @TartRobot
      @TartRobot 5 місяців тому +2

      but weirdly correct?

  • @thouartseraph
    @thouartseraph 5 місяців тому +255

    OH ITS THE BAG DANCE DUDE NOOOOOOO

  • @MN-vw2lo
    @MN-vw2lo 4 місяці тому +56

    I saw this guy walking down Hollywood Blvd like 15 years ago. I recognized him but didn't want to admit it to anyone I was with

    • @MN-vw2lo
      @MN-vw2lo 4 місяці тому +17

      After writing this comment I see the clip at 4:58, he's on Hollywood Blvd wearing the exact same outfit I remember him wearing, and now I'm wondering if this was the same day

  • @martian25
    @martian25 5 місяців тому +137

    “Brian Pumper is like a behelit from Berserk” is not a sentence I thought I would ever hear in my entire life

    • @Spades20XX
      @Spades20XX 5 місяців тому +8

      Fuck that, this man said he is Andrew Tate + LTG + Akademiks + Johnny Sins 😂 an ungodly fusion

    • @primeup6955
      @primeup6955 5 місяців тому

      Bad analogy..that doesn't fit

  • @lilbilliam
    @lilbilliam 5 місяців тому +376

    oh my God I know this not a Brian pumper video????

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 5 місяців тому +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @signifiedbsides1129
      @signifiedbsides1129  5 місяців тому +208

      Yeah no way you were planning something like this

    • @KhayaTshabalala
      @KhayaTshabalala 5 місяців тому +34

      ​@signifiedbsides1129 you tell him F.D 😂😂

    • @Jiturra01
      @Jiturra01 5 місяців тому +15

      You're still up, William

    • @lilbilliam
      @lilbilliam 5 місяців тому +78

      @@signifiedbsides1129 I mean I did shout out the Ginger Sisters like 2 months ago 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @TVBjak
    @TVBjak 5 місяців тому +16

    Pumper is so weird that I was ALWAYS ready to see a news story about him being a serial killer.

    • @crusty2o662
      @crusty2o662 5 місяців тому +3

      That's really funny

  • @cypher50
    @cypher50 5 місяців тому +145

    I could have gone my whole life without learning about a Pumper-Prodigy collab.

    • @psychokitty444
      @psychokitty444 5 місяців тому +13

      My GOAT fell off so hard. 😭

    • @brassknuckle7
      @brassknuckle7 5 місяців тому +17

      "i dont do songs with ras kass, i do songs with wack ass rappers for fast cash" - sean price

    • @Ellemenohpee677
      @Ellemenohpee677 5 місяців тому +1

      His song “pump it up” with Drake was fire.

    • @BlackHammer0891
      @BlackHammer0891 5 місяців тому

      Yeah f-ed my day up

    • @MikeWallace-r3x
      @MikeWallace-r3x 5 місяців тому +1

      They formed a group called PRODD PUMP

  • @OneMinuteDescriptions-ts4vm
    @OneMinuteDescriptions-ts4vm 5 місяців тому +2468

    Yeah we’re never getting the beef video

    • @mearllee3511
      @mearllee3511 5 місяців тому +80

      Our guy is so distorted 😂

    • @dreadthedreads4567
      @dreadthedreads4567 5 місяців тому +211

      It’s FD’s Detox album 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @isb3050
      @isb3050 5 місяців тому +37

      LMFAO JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @zamplify
      @zamplify 5 місяців тому +196

      The Winds of Winter

    • @candlesandcarnage
      @candlesandcarnage 5 місяців тому +91

      Rihanna might drop before that video.

  • @KimathiTheLeopard
    @KimathiTheLeopard 5 місяців тому +29

    Awesome video. I had many coincidental run-ins with B Pump back in the 2000s when I lived in the SFV region of greater LA. For a brief time he was a member of the now defunct gym (powerhouse fitness in Chatsworth) which coincidentally was also where Dwayne Johnson and Lou Diamond Phillips worked out. Apparently he eventually managed to get kicked out of the gym for approaching women and making them uncomfortable. One odd habit of his was to wear all his costume jewelry to the gym, and then spread it over the bench press, while he himself was working out elsewhere but watching his “jewelry.” Overall he seemed somewhat harmless but also always made it a point to introduce himself as a “performer” to whomever would give him the time of day. Glad I moved out of the LA scene.

  • @WishIWuzKaji
    @WishIWuzKaji 5 місяців тому +151

    "His rap feels like parody." It really does, as soon as you played the clip of him rapping I thought this guy seems like a Best Show character.

    • @aluminumcurtain
      @aluminumcurtain 5 місяців тому +12

      @@WishIWuzKaji literally in that first clip I was waiting for him to switch up his flow or something and he just kept going 💀

    • @kazooka12
      @kazooka12 5 місяців тому +6

      It sounds like one of Cilvanis' Realizing You're In A Trash Rapper's Video series

    • @xlxl9440
      @xlxl9440 5 місяців тому

      Jake Steed says hold my Magnum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CherDotCom
    @CherDotCom 5 місяців тому +60

    At first I thought it was Lloyd Banks then I realized who it was. Then I was confused. And then I was embarrassed that I knew who it was…
    This was an emotional roller coaster.

  • @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe
    @LiTTLeDizZyUriNe 4 місяці тому +20

    I was in high school when Brian Pumper was all on the internet and I could've sworn he was being weird as an act. Nope. He was deadass

  • @aluminumcurtain
    @aluminumcurtain 5 місяців тому +200

    Have you ever thought Brian Pumper is working for me?
    Edit: Dang nevermind

    • @Fezaki
      @Fezaki 5 місяців тому +25

      Lmfao

    • @adrianpate4694
      @adrianpate4694 5 місяців тому +11

      😂that’s diabolical

    • @e3e3411
      @e3e3411 5 місяців тому +3

      💀💀💀💀💀

  • @yabuki4608
    @yabuki4608 5 місяців тому +279

    Getting a Brian Pumper vid before the beef video is CRAZY

    • @giovannizerbini3119
      @giovannizerbini3119 5 місяців тому +20

      absolute madness 😂

    • @BHunt-xz9tk
      @BHunt-xz9tk 5 місяців тому +9

      On gawd

    • @thealessi
      @thealessi 5 місяців тому +30

      This is technically a beef video as well. 😶

    • @Statuslock
      @Statuslock 5 місяців тому +7

      Pause

    • @lowlowseesee
      @lowlowseesee 5 місяців тому +3

      lol it’s easier lite work rock with us

  • @Haraldo-l7w
    @Haraldo-l7w 5 місяців тому +13

    Brian Bumper is legitimately the unintentionally funniest man ever…
    So so good. Pumper Dance anyone?

  • @ZoeyChilds
    @ZoeyChilds 5 місяців тому +113

    I was NOT AT ALL prepared for the ‘bag dance’ tutorialllahh😩😩😩🤣😅😂

    • @selwatchesyt
      @selwatchesyt 5 місяців тому +21

      It would had did numbers on tiktok 😂

    • @GeeMoney843
      @GeeMoney843 5 місяців тому +20

      he broke it down like he debbie allen

    • @amandacamille2336
      @amandacamille2336 5 місяців тому +8

      It was low key wholesome but also dumb lmao 🤣

    • @edwardbucher705
      @edwardbucher705 5 місяців тому +6

      If bro existed and did his content in 2024 he would be huge. He was way ahead of bis time when it came to troll content entertainment farming he was doing what all these troll content creators are doing now back in 2009-2011

    • @brandonbates9259
      @brandonbates9259 5 місяців тому +4

      This dont have any kind of business being this damn funny🤣🤣

  • @noahsennott9266
    @noahsennott9266 5 місяців тому +703

    bro at this point we’re gonna get frank’s album before the beef video 😭😭😭

    • @crowing3886
      @crowing3886 5 місяців тому +75

      Now you taking it too far. We all know frank album in the same building rihanna album is 😂

    • @OlExtraRegularBass
      @OlExtraRegularBass 5 місяців тому +6

      Ocean?

    • @badboygoodgirl
      @badboygoodgirl 5 місяців тому +3

      patreons already seen it. i think UA-cam is holding it up now

    • @OceanisInfinite
      @OceanisInfinite 5 місяців тому

      @@OlExtraRegularBassI love me some Frank Ocean. 🌊🌊🌊🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾💚💚💚

    • @goofvangoober9297
      @goofvangoober9297 5 місяців тому +1

      What beef video

  • @KittTiffanyFilms
    @KittTiffanyFilms 5 місяців тому +111

    I think it’s ridiculous UA-cam got grown men out here saying “corn” and spelling s-e-X. So much for that freedom of speech.

    • @KittTiffanyFilms
      @KittTiffanyFilms 5 місяців тому +7

      @jk6971 actually some of them don’t even know that they don’t have to. They believe that they have to in order to be monetized. Or they do it to be on the safe side. Because while you can curse, if you curse too much or say the wrong curse, words can textually incorrect then you will be demonetized. Also people if they feel like too much. I actually am Content Creator, but I don’t have any favorite Content Creators.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeah, even weirder is hearing people say it in real life. Algorithms dictating how we think and speak

    • @ravengyal
      @ravengyal 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@jk6971 yeah, well they have to eat

  • @Nunnzo
    @Nunnzo 5 місяців тому +148

    Gonna get the Bible 2 before we get the Drake vid

    • @LaKae444
      @LaKae444 5 місяців тому +9

      I yelped, loudly.

    • @reeding.wright
      @reeding.wright 5 місяців тому +11

      its out already, theyre calling it "the new testament" tho

    • @AudioGAWD
      @AudioGAWD 5 місяців тому +1

      We about to get The Oracle 3 before the beef vid lol

    • @Nunnzo
      @Nunnzo 5 місяців тому +5

      @@reeding.wrightwho’s this King James guy I’m hearing about

  • @RalphBarbagallo
    @RalphBarbagallo 5 місяців тому +79

    A video essay / thinkpiece on Brian Pumper was definitely not on my 2024 bingo card.

  • @youngwork
    @youngwork 5 місяців тому +102

    Hate to say it but Brian Pumper was a head of his time

    • @taylorclark1759
      @taylorclark1759 5 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @ralphwiggum1982
      @ralphwiggum1982 4 місяці тому +20

      Pump was out here doing onlyfans before it even existed lol

  • @linux750
    @linux750 5 місяців тому +144

    Kanye took too many pages from Brian Pumper's playbook. 🤣

    • @oluchi85
      @oluchi85 5 місяців тому +24

      After seeing the Kanye video, the parallels are too big to ignore

    • @harleydaniels6962
      @harleydaniels6962 5 місяців тому +5

      That BAG DANCE SONG WOULDA WENT CRAZY in 2023-24 …….. B was Ahead of His Wild Time ……. Everybody’s doing his wild antics nowadays and winning.

    • @kmega215
      @kmega215 5 місяців тому +1

      Literally the same person

    • @tedbundy4373
      @tedbundy4373 5 місяців тому

      A lot of people took his style

    • @tedbundy4373
      @tedbundy4373 5 місяців тому +1

      Brian Pumper owned his own production company so he had haters and those same haters are mimicking his style .

  • @DC11GTR
    @DC11GTR 5 місяців тому +49

    “Unholy homunculus of awfulness” That is some god-level, S-Tier, etc wordplay right there…

  • @LilPanoramikVieux
    @LilPanoramikVieux 5 місяців тому +4

    Your tact and vernacular for the subj. matter on the current version of this platform in delivery on top of pop culture references just made me a subscriber. Keep it up big bro 👌🏾✊🏾

  • @ergottwheels
    @ergottwheels 5 місяців тому +102

    This guy is an npc character in GTA.

    • @UptownV-hp3uf
      @UptownV-hp3uf 5 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Apoc6
      @Apoc6 5 місяців тому +1

      Def Jam Fight For New York character

    • @lilgemini4032
      @lilgemini4032 5 місяців тому

      That was actually cringe simply cause of Pinky Doll the queen of brain rot but yeah

  • @bing6010
    @bing6010 5 місяців тому +38

    Him rapping = A full minstrel show.

  • @l.1586
    @l.1586 5 місяців тому +15

    If this dude was still around, he'd be irl streaming on Kick and have video essays made about how terrible he is.

  • @dopey473
    @dopey473 5 місяців тому +64

    This dude was doing the whole off beat scam rap shit before it was popular. He's like an evil version of Lil B, innovative in the worst ways possible lmao.

    • @TrillBillCapri
      @TrillBillCapri 5 місяців тому +11

      @@dopey473 he was from New York but out in Cali. He used to be a NY style rapper until Lil B came out. He bit The Based God style.

    • @nas8326
      @nas8326 5 місяців тому

      Cpl lanes left of Riff Raff

  • @alazarielanderson5367
    @alazarielanderson5367 5 місяців тому +45

    When i see him dance it feels... alien. I've never seen someone "dance" more poorly. Like, the motions his body makes do not seem intuitive to bodies or to movement itself.
    Also, the Berserk comparison and the fusion of Tate, LTG, Ak and Sins at the end there was quite simply genius. I squealed at both. FD can write the absolute shit out of a script, goddamn.

  • @ishmaelcarter2432
    @ishmaelcarter2432 5 місяців тому +95

    Low key I always like how he seemed to never care what other ppl think

    • @hansolo9585
      @hansolo9585 5 місяців тому +23

      I’m willing to bet he’s on the spectrum

    • @tor4472
      @tor4472 5 місяців тому +18

      High-key you'd definitely be one of those people following his social media in 2024

    • @Devinn504
      @Devinn504 5 місяців тому +8

      @@hansolo9585 Nah he just doesn’t give a fuck lol

    • @NShomebase
      @NShomebase 5 місяців тому +4

      You gotta care a LITTLE bit.

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Devinn504Not giving a fuck is kinda abnormal. To be clear, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but it's normal to care about what other people think. Not caring to the point of not even noticing when you're getting sonned constantly could be indicative of some social disability.

  • @303Whitti
    @303Whitti 5 місяців тому +51

    My brother made a joke in 2015 that the Internet was a mistake and genuinely at this point I'll stand on the notion that the current version of the Internet is doing more long term harm than good

    • @TheMariemarie16
      @TheMariemarie16 5 місяців тому +17

      I believe this. The internet has done soooo much good. Working from home jobs, made the gig economy possible, connections with people across the world, faster banking, and unlimited education but despite all of that if I had the chance Id probably end it.

    • @HELLO_KORO
      @HELLO_KORO 5 місяців тому +16

      Turning every app into one thing was a mistake, people use to have there own personal websites that had there own functions.

    • @frameandi
      @frameandi 5 місяців тому +5

      @@HELLO_KOROthat part. The consolidation of everything is what ruined the internet.

    • @geechisuede98
      @geechisuede98 5 місяців тому

      Internet is a tool. Many people have used it to elevate themselves. Most use it to maintain their mediocrity.

    • @XueYlva
      @XueYlva 5 місяців тому

      ​@@HELLO_KORO
      Unpopular, but I recommend you get on NeoCities and SpaceHey.
      It's a ton of Web 1.0 and Web 2.0 styled websites and a MySpace clone from 2020 that people specifically use for the customization.
      Something like 850,000+ websites on NeoCities, and barely 1 million users on SpaceHey.

  • @ramirezmanuel117
    @ramirezmanuel117 5 місяців тому +159

    Dude looks like a Def jam fight for NY sprite.

    • @blommen
      @blommen 5 місяців тому +13

      Please don’t taint the memories of my favorite ps2 game ever, thank you

    • @ramirezmanuel117
      @ramirezmanuel117 5 місяців тому +14

      @@blommen lowkey looks like the method man sprite on thumbnail.

    • @psychokitty444
      @psychokitty444 5 місяців тому +1

      Bwahahahahaha

    • @blommen
      @blommen 5 місяців тому +3

      @@ramirezmanuel117 I hate how right you are, this is devastating to my childhood memories

    • @demetriuswilliams4090
      @demetriuswilliams4090 5 місяців тому

      Final boss

  • @tyizzle80
    @tyizzle80 5 місяців тому +51

    When I use to live in San Diego I would see him all the time in random places. One time I seen this weird Ninja in this popular swapmeet out there. He was by himself just walking around looking for recruits I think. Everytime I seen him, he was always just walking by himself. Even though he would be considered handsome by any race, the females would alway tense up around him like they knew he was a weirdo.

    • @itsRudeGal
      @itsRudeGal 5 місяців тому +25

      😂😂😂😂 our intuition is a mf

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 місяців тому +15

      It makes me feel better, after watching this, to have confirmation that some femme people saw him coming.

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 5 місяців тому +5

      I thought you meant an actual ninja lol. Had to double take

  • @kezia8027
    @kezia8027 5 місяців тому +96

    "in that DVD era where you had to, you know, rent cor... I don't know"
    lmaooo it's okay we ain't judging you XD

    • @V4Now
      @V4Now 5 місяців тому +6

      He must have been down bad, I had Internet and a hard drive.
      I wasn't renting shit!😂

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 місяців тому +13

      Now I picture FD in a trenchcoat, sunglasses and a fedora going into the backroom of a video rental shop to pick up his weekly corn videos🥸

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 5 місяців тому +5

      @@fangal12doin the side eye sneakin out the beaded string door in the back.

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 місяців тому +3

      @@swayback7375 😂 with a taped on fake mustache on top of his beard

    • @kongming66
      @kongming66 5 місяців тому +5

      ​@@V4Now dawg, you realize we didn't even know about storage options beyond a 8mb floppy disk, right? Let's not even talk about how long those limewire downloads took on dial up, you had to learn about turning notifications off and hope your parents were not expecting an important phone call 🤣

  • @politepupper111
    @politepupper111 5 місяців тому +105

    “He was a good looking, well-built dude, even if he was 5 ft 8” (cries a lil bit as a short king at 5ft8 😆)

    • @pinkish410
      @pinkish410 5 місяців тому +5

      Literally cackled out loud when he said this

    • @geneyounkin6789
      @geneyounkin6789 5 місяців тому +30

      Cheer up! We fit in cars. We can reach things at the store. The world was built for us 5’8” folk! Haters can’t take that away.

    • @MikeWallace-r3x
      @MikeWallace-r3x 5 місяців тому +5

      You got to work w what you got

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 місяців тому +1

      Even with the knowledge that I am far from built, finding out that he is my (our) height threw me for a minute.

    • @crystalkarma2015
      @crystalkarma2015 5 місяців тому +3

      5'8" women rock though.😊

  • @joshstaples
    @joshstaples 5 місяців тому +54

    andrew tate, ltg, dj ak, and jonny sins gotta be THE most curse blunt rotation of all time

    • @mboone137
      @mboone137 5 місяців тому +5

      Damn what Johnny Sins do?

    • @Fordddyyy
      @Fordddyyy 5 місяців тому +2

      Nightmare blunt rotation, dream bomb location

    • @aa9945
      @aa9945 5 місяців тому +4

      yea tf sins do?

  • @malcolmjohnson1264
    @malcolmjohnson1264 5 місяців тому +255

    For a sec I thought it was Lloyd Banks. I got excited... for a sec

    • @LadysavagexXxX
      @LadysavagexXxX 5 місяців тому +8

      Lmao!😂😂

    • @senpai_dolph7873
      @senpai_dolph7873 5 місяців тому +1

      He wishes😂

    • @giovannizerbini3119
      @giovannizerbini3119 5 місяців тому +12

      That's wild I thought the same exact thing

    • @RapsandRiffs
      @RapsandRiffs 5 місяців тому +7

      That Halloween mixtape was like discovering some one else garbage bag full of candy in the bushes. Suspicious they left it there, but I’m not complaining.

    • @cannibalisticrequiem
      @cannibalisticrequiem 5 місяців тому +6

      I would rather it had been Lloyd Banks fr instead of this Pumper weirdo. 😕

  • @VastChoirs
    @VastChoirs 5 місяців тому +24

    He had and easy and glamorous life handed to him and just completely sabotaged himself. The life he was on the path to live 15 years ago is what most teenage boys dream of. But he was too addicted to the cringe. No capacity for delayed gratification. Poor self awareness. He has nobody to blame but himself.

    • @HR-ms6ed
      @HR-ms6ed 5 місяців тому +9

      You can clearly tell he is on the spectrum

    • @op-qn4kb
      @op-qn4kb 5 місяців тому +4

      Sounds like you're describing people in 2024

  • @josephadeola4675
    @josephadeola4675 5 місяців тому +83

    @signifiedbsides1129 He sounds like he was legitimately on the spectrum. It would explain his lack of ability to read the room and weird mannerisms.

    • @grandsome1
      @grandsome1 5 місяців тому +8

      yeah my thoughts exactly.

    • @SayuriBlossoms
      @SayuriBlossoms 5 місяців тому +15

      so it's not just me....i really think he is UNDIAGNOSED

    • @RelearningPeace
      @RelearningPeace 5 місяців тому +3

      I thought the same

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 місяців тому

      That was my first thought while watching this video, no disrespect to anyone.

    • @matthewevans107
      @matthewevans107 5 місяців тому +4

      I’m autistic and thought the same thing. Right at the beginning you can see his eyes going up and around, in a very rapid and persistent fashion. That’s a common mental processing tell. The other behaviours, such as not realising he’s the butt of the joke, would be potential signs.

  • @RyomenAyeni225
    @RyomenAyeni225 5 місяців тому +208

    That Drake video is now the UA-cam equivalent of GTA 6 😭🙏🏿

  • @gemini4lyfe3001
    @gemini4lyfe3001 5 місяців тому +31

    0:07 dude with the Tekken 2 New Challenger sound fx 😎

  • @switz6141
    @switz6141 5 місяців тому +89

    Yall heard it here first, direct from the man himself @5:45 : "I'm not gonna do a porn video on UA-cam... that'll be on Nebula."

    • @Cnichal
      @Cnichal 5 місяців тому +5

      Which video you think we get first? The “corn” video, or the Tyler Perry one? 😂

  • @keneola
    @keneola 5 місяців тому +322

    This dude sounds like the blueprint for Yuno Miles.

    • @jeremybrown9611
      @jeremybrown9611 5 місяців тому +3

      😂😂

    • @elliothammer9485
      @elliothammer9485 5 місяців тому +53

      DONT U SAY SHIT ABOUT MY GOAT YUNO MILES

    • @BraMoore
      @BraMoore 5 місяців тому +2

      Who?!?

    • @keneola
      @keneola 5 місяців тому +56

      @@BraMoore You know... Miles 😂. He the gen-z Lil B. He's your least favorite rapper's favorite rapper. His music is to fentanyl addicts, catalytic converter thieves and those dudes who break into places to strip copper wires like trap and drill music was to street dudes.

    • @Jackson-bm9mo
      @Jackson-bm9mo 5 місяців тому +49

      @@BraMoorehe has stated in interviews that his goal is to purposely make the worst rap music for the sake of comedy, truly one of the rappers of all time

  • @callhersah
    @callhersah 5 місяців тому +53

    I was like “😮 But I like Lloyd Banks!” 😂😂😂😂 Completely forgot about his arch nemesis doppelgänger. 🤣

    • @Dia_Hunny_Boo
      @Dia_Hunny_Boo 11 днів тому +1

      I’m alllllll the way rolling!😂😂😂

  • @sumanoskae
    @sumanoskae 5 місяців тому +135

    This guy sounds like a fucking cryptid. Straight up urban legend energy.

    • @tedthecommenter5364
      @tedthecommenter5364 5 місяців тому +8

      Like Disco Elysium except the Phasmid is a shit rapper

    • @cendy70
      @cendy70 4 місяці тому

      ​@@tedthecommenter5364 If anything he radiates huge Tequila Sunset energy

  • @grahamdennis737
    @grahamdennis737 5 місяців тому +43

    i appreciate the low tier god reference so people who don’t have sex could understand what was going on in this video

    • @Robstafarian
      @Robstafarian 5 місяців тому +2

      Watching during Evo weekend really made that hit.

  • @remixisthis
    @remixisthis 5 місяців тому +7

    Brian Pumper on Fresh and Fit with the panel of women would be WILD

  • @Cdr2002
    @Cdr2002 5 місяців тому +198

    I completely agree about supporting sex workers but not the sex industry, thanks Fiq

    • @Audfile
      @Audfile 5 місяців тому +9

      What does that even mean

    • @ratgator
      @ratgator 5 місяців тому +57

      @@Audfilesupport people in shitty situations, dont reinforce the shitty situation

    • @PanderingSlats
      @PanderingSlats 5 місяців тому +23

      Yet another game to hate but not the player

    • @Davidpostingshid
      @Davidpostingshid 5 місяців тому +15

      Nope, neither. Get a real job

    • @deeshotcha2250
      @deeshotcha2250 5 місяців тому

      Fig lol

  • @pmonbob
    @pmonbob 5 місяців тому +51

    I’m King dingaling. I Spit out my water 😂😂

  • @Lycanvenom
    @Lycanvenom 4 місяці тому +7

    Me watching the 7 hot takes cut from the Drake video seeing you reference this video and remembering that I saw Brian Pumper got EGGED at a bus stop just last week. Brotha said "Who invented the egging shit?" LMAO the response from the dudes that egged him was "YOU DID???"

  • @tabobbiburnett6740
    @tabobbiburnett6740 5 місяців тому +64

    Buddy was definitely on the spectrum

    • @nataschavisser573
      @nataschavisser573 5 місяців тому +35

      Yes, I don't go around diagnosing random people with developmental disorders, but this dude have to be neuro divergent in some way.

    • @erikkibler3466
      @erikkibler3466 5 місяців тому

      Sounds like you do

    • @dankbabayyyy
      @dankbabayyyy 5 місяців тому +1

      @@erikkibler3466 womp womp

  • @snz530
    @snz530 5 місяців тому +79

    somehow i entirely missed the existence of brian pumper. im glad i did.

    • @undrwtrbsktwvn1110
      @undrwtrbsktwvn1110 5 місяців тому +7

      The women in his videos were fine af tho 😂

    • @ajlomax603
      @ajlomax603 5 місяців тому +4

      You missed out. Dude was hilarious

    • @tyronebanksjr7708
      @tyronebanksjr7708 5 місяців тому

      ​@@ajlomax603 NATURALLY, that pop lock dance😂

    • @AP90x
      @AP90x 5 місяців тому

      This dude is hilarious. Dont always go off what some UA-camr says bro

    • @applejellypucci
      @applejellypucci 5 місяців тому

      Different times back then I guess.

  • @Zaylayah
    @Zaylayah 5 місяців тому +14

    He takes himself way to serious like what tf is going on 😂😂😂

  • @ahfimiwonawun
    @ahfimiwonawun 5 місяців тому +54

    I hated that for the Fishburnes.

  • @fontenot413
    @fontenot413 5 місяців тому +36

    No only did I not expect new lore to come up about this dude, but I SURE as hell didn't expect it to from you! 🤣🤣
    This day just got a whole lot better!

  • @czins87
    @czins87 5 місяців тому +15

    B Pumper was the first ever to crack eggs on these pros!!! 😂

  • @kiko6217
    @kiko6217 5 місяців тому +29

    Bruh the Brain Pumper era was a fucking fever dream. One of the first lolcaws in the black community. I was a teenager at the time so I found his antics hilarious.

  • @anthonyrowland9072
    @anthonyrowland9072 5 місяців тому +60

    Y'all ain't ready for Viper if this guy is too weird.

    • @heavenly2k
      @heavenly2k 5 місяців тому +20

      I'd LOVE a fiq deep dive on viper. Bro is a predator and cringe just like brian

    • @Ellemenohpee677
      @Ellemenohpee677 5 місяців тому

      Free Lee….

    • @HJules-cw6fb
      @HJules-cw6fb 5 місяців тому +4

      The creep was too much. Turned out evil

  • @sneakykamon
    @sneakykamon 4 місяці тому +9

    18:07 “Did you get some 😸 last night?” is a wild choice of a comeback to being called broke by a random stranger on the street💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @MCXL1140
    @MCXL1140 5 місяців тому +48

    The Tommy weiso of rap is like the meanest thing I've ever heard and then that clip absolutely 100% solidified it immediately after. 10 out of 10. This shit is magic

  • @Tha_Pencil
    @Tha_Pencil 5 місяців тому +20

    This video made me realize an F D Corn lore video would be really entertaining

  • @osas5211
    @osas5211 5 місяців тому +51

    Old heads be like this generation cooked lol also old heads ignore Brian pumper

    • @MrMinkChinchilla
      @MrMinkChinchilla 5 місяців тому

      Old heads Brian Pumper ain't old SMH

    • @osas5211
      @osas5211 5 місяців тому +2

      @@MrMinkChinchilla he’s old brother jus like Lebron is old

    • @osas5211
      @osas5211 5 місяців тому +4

      @@MrMinkChinchilla you’re ignoring the fact that old heads like to thing this generation the first to start this antics while ignoring the part their generation played

    • @MrMinkChinchilla
      @MrMinkChinchilla 5 місяців тому

      @@osas5211 39 isn't old I mean the man is playing PRO ball old is like walker wheel chair senior citizen you get discounts on 💩 🛑 with the Willy Lynch mentality

  • @Browneye475
    @Browneye475 5 місяців тому +29

    The Andy Kaufman of corn is wild work 😂

  • @lacy144320
    @lacy144320 5 місяців тому +59

    I saw the headline and I'm like "ain't no way that's who I think it is"😂 why!?!?!

  • @bolanola3444
    @bolanola3444 5 місяців тому +5

    He would definitely be a lot more famous today. Thats crazy and heartbreaking to say he was AHEAD of his time.

  • @BuddyfolksJudah
    @BuddyfolksJudah 5 місяців тому +58

    Corn aka Pron is what UA-cam sells daily however you can't report on real life is wack

  • @FreeFoodforthePoor
    @FreeFoodforthePoor 5 місяців тому +50

    At that hair length, it’s spelled “Korn” when you say it.

  • @vita1ogy.
    @vita1ogy. 4 місяці тому +6

    B Pumper goin "I know y'all want me to die" and then following it up with "I'm here with my nigga Gilbert" are the two fucking funniest things I've ever heard someone say

  • @samrushing6283
    @samrushing6283 5 місяців тому +12

    5:09 you missed the opportunity to say "we're in for a 'pumpy' ride"