Cockatoo finding out he is going to the vet
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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Max knows when he sees his carrier that it's a visit to the vet and gets pretty vocal about it.
Max is saying his own words that only he understands for the most part. The only things I know he is saying is "I don't wanna" and "What did I say"
He is actually a very happy and loving bird, but like any kid, he needs to express himself every now and then.
Me: The Bird is totally safe
Bird: Starts opening a Portal
lol
And out comes Hellboy
😂😂😂😂
I want to like this but it has 666 likes so I can’t.
😂
"Cmon lets go to the vet"
*demonic chanting*
"Max stop summoning satan and get in your carrier, we gotta get there for 1:25"
He is saying 'sonofabitch' on repeat
The Blue Neko Hahaha!! I had to learn on my first bird never to say something to a bird that you don't want to hear reacted over and over.
@@sugarnads
When?
My step brother taught his to say some very colorful things..However, my all time fav was whenever the phone would ring he would yell out for someone to answer that damn phone already..Lol!!
Guy: Ok were going to the vet.
Bird: *Russian numbers station noises*
THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY, KENNETH????
WHAT ARE THEY BROADCAST FOR
I TOLD YOUUUU I DON'T KNOOOOOW!!!
MASON, THE NUMBERS
The way he transitions from demonic ramblings to a full blown tantrum in the middle of the video will always be funny to me
I’m 99% sure that bird cursed at you at least once.
Definitely called him "Butt head" AT LEAST twice.
I’m pretty sure that bird cursed him in the beginning with all his chants.
My furniture is floating
I've heard "son of a bitch" at least 30 times
When he said "arrgghhhcabt gbbvbggg araghhhasri" I really felt that.
Yes i did too. Especially when he pointed out that he "iwabbbdt a ske dicorsee"...it was powerful.
1:50
*That one really hit*
*"ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT ADDIDDIWADDAWAUT"* ~That one bird in the video
Me too 😔
His ahhhhwidcabbbbbbbbataaatooahhhhta , resonated with me. In fact I feel max has got the whole thing worked out and should move ( with Dan Obviously) to the uk to negotiate the Brexit transition and trade negotiations.
I want to put him on the phone when my debt collectors call.
LOL!!!
Oh no :'D
Haha!!
XD
😂😂😂😂
I love how he uses his whole body to communicate the way he feels about the vet.
i feel the same way about them , not all of them
Bird: *_shfjjskfkja gjsjjfksjfk jshfjsjfj_*
Owner: you better quit saying words like that >:(
Molly Wat it sounds like he’s saying sorry seven stupid
L Jax UA-cam I thought he was saying son of a bitch!
@@tinasteer2507 same
Exorcist movie released
*shheffefeffefefa sheffafefeahfafheh*
Friend: Don’t worry my bird is so cute
Bird: Starts to summon Cthulhu
But you're supposed to say iya iya cuthulu fathagen or something like that
@@loganrex6205 It's... It's a joke.
@@Cat-pw5qr I know . But I'd like u to search for the cuthulu chant.
@@Cat-pw5qr are you fluent in Cthulhu chant?
@@monkmonk3621 No, why would I be?
This makes me laugh so hard. First he speaks like he's a demon, then he throws a tantrum like he's a three year old child, protesting.
That’s exactly how old they are in human behaviors.
Oddly, these parrots have the intelligence of a human child.
My budgie is responding to the satanic messages.
He was saying some of a bitch
@@El_Presidente_5337 oh no!
Just imagine how he talks to the vet WHEN he gets there😂😂
especially when he knows he is being ripped off
1:58 "I didn't want to die, I didn't want do die"
Now we know for sure he was possessed.
“I know your deepest secret Kevin”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Human: Vet time.
Parrot: *Begins speaking in old forgotten tongues*
Actually he is speaking Cockatish, he spends the first minute and a half saying: "I don't want to go!"
Then at around 1:25 he gives a speech:
“We are socialists, we are enemies of today’s capitalistic economic system for the exploitation of the economically weak, with its unfair salaries, with its unseemly evaluation of a human being according to wealth and property instead of responsibility and performance, and we are all determined to destroy this system under all conditions”
@@sjwarialaw8155 😂. And says it all backwards.
Cockatoos have extraordinarily long life spans...can get to be 100 years or more so maybe he's speaking an old obscure language that nobody knows anymore.
He''s summoning an elder god to bring wrath upon the human.
Swears
The language is that of Mordor, which I will not utter here.
😂
🤣🤣
🙌🙌🙌
Bahahaha! 🤣🤣🤣
Good one harpoon. Anyone know when the Silmarillion movie is coming out?
Guy: OK, we're going to the vet!
Bird: *DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT DEMONIC CHANT*
Let's do our part to get this to 666 likes.
usefulnuisance yes
Raven X cracked me laughing cuz its what i thought while watching hehehe
Aric Dilbeck ROTFLMAO
That's SPOOKY! I've NEVER heard a bird have those tones in his voice! What the heck's he saying anyway??!!
Congratulations Mr. Max T.V. This video is now 10 years old today!
0:23 sounds like it says “I could sell your soul”
Holy shit it does!! Listen again and slow it down
Lmfao
Omg!!!! I'm laughing so hard now. Thank you
It sounds like "I could sell your soul, fk head," but we know he doesn't really say that it just really sounds like an angry Aussie.
No! He did say it!
Your bird sounds like a Black Sabbath album played backwards.
Diggity27 😂😂😂😂😋😋😋LMAO
Diggity27
DED LOLOL
Hiya 'Diggs"...Thanks for waking me up with a big "bellylaugh"...So funny...
Diggity27 LMAO!
Diggity27 lol
“I eat celery at 7 degrees Celsius.”
Lmaoooooo
I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
Holy crap, you're right!
Now I cannot stop hearing it.
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Bro I swear this bird went from unintelligible to "I CAN DO WHAT I WANT, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT!"
i hear that he says I will not go to the vet
What he lacks in elocution and vocabulary, he certainly makes up for in passion.
I wanted to like your comment, but it has exactly 420 likes. Please accept this comment as a like.
@fred Pearson I like your profile pic. You've seen me on TV
@@choclatesaltyballz, thanks. I have? Where? When?
Are you saying you missed his soliloquy on "eating soggy, self-made celery at 7 degrees, right at Saeed's?!"
He sure does...lol!!
Sounds like the drive through speaker box at McDonalds
Hahahahaha!!
And then?
LLLLAAMAMAMAMAMAMAMSOSOSKDKDKDKXKDKEMEMSOXMAKSKDJSMSSM
Why?! 😯😭💙
LMAO! 😂 😂
jesus its like hes stating his case in an ancient dead language
Swoost lol
i laughed so hard at this. so true.
You mean he isn't !!! lol
dont give him to smoke weed damit :D
So, hes asking help from his ancestors from 100 years ago?
I love how Max starts with swearing under his breath and when that does work he goes full tantrum.
Was he swearing? I couldn't hear it well, and the captions think it's [Music], but it sounds like ominous Latin chanting to me
@@maysee2515I think the owner explained in another video Max’s previous owner had a CB radio and that’s what he’s is mimicking.
Imagine being a thief breaking into this house middle of the night and seeing this bird summoning Satan on you
Me: Theres no one in the house
Also me 2 min later: Jesus is this a summining ritual ? 😱😓
Especially if Satan is the name of the residential Doberweiler. Hahahaha
A burglar walks through a window at night, and hears a voice:
“God is watching...”
He looks around but sees nothing.
“God is watching!”
He’s freaking out he turns a corner.
“GOD IS WATCHING!”
It’s just a parrot in a cage.
“Oh, you scared me little guy. What’s your name?”
“Moses,” says the parrot.
“Who names their parrot Moses?”
“The same one who named his pit bull God.”
Scary, especially when he starts stomping his foot!
The thief would give up his profession for good!!
when he said *“ABAJSGAKUEISIABAJQUAJ”* , i felt that 😔✊🏻
Ikr
Legit
the captions are too accurate
gwen I dont know why but this comment got actual guffaws out of me
I felt the demon that had been summoned
Everyone ganster until the bird starts speaking enchanting table.
Why you gotta steal this commemt mate.
@@sm173r6 Um I didn't? Edit I found another comment surprising similar to mine but on god I didn't steal cuz I didn't even see it. I don't waste my time doing that. "Everyone gangster until ... starts speaking enchanting table" is a common meme
@@sm173r6 this guy doesnt know the concept of memes/jokes
@GoreMag Recycled humor all the time!
"We still be gangsta, yo. Bird or no bird."
Everyone gangster until (fill in the blank, whatever comes to mind).
About as ubiquitous as "It is what it is."
I like it when he sways from side to side when he gets angry. So adorable!
In animals, "swaying" behaviour, or repeated side-to-side movements, can often be a signal of great stress. If the bird is mimicking a human tantrum, then he has obviously witnessed angry behaviour, and it may be traumatic for him. He's reliving bad memories, so I don't find it "adorable" at all.
@@kc5402 not max tho
@@kc5402Max's previous owner abused him, swore at him & banged on his cage to the point that it caused dents in the cage. This video is several years old & Max doesn't swear anymore (although he does chuck a tantrum when it's vet day) which is testament to the stellar care, kindness & decency Dan has shown Max since.
I had no idea. So sorry@@kc5402
@@kc5402 Get a grip, buddy. The bird is pitching a fit. Animals don't like going to the vet.
The fact that he hides in a dark place to “talk” like that makes this even more disturbing
Nik lol
The 666 likes just conveys the fact that he’s terrifying.
@@kesselsauer4441 whoomp there it is....666
I am your 1000th like
@jack masri This child doesn't whine! He is feisty. It's a tantrum, only hilarious.
I'd be careful forcing this birb to go anywhere. He appears to be skilled in advanced Babylonian incantation
Birblonyan*
Lmao
Birdylonian 🤣
Lmfaaoooo
Megan Willis If you advertise locally for someone to come in and spend some time, you and your birds will all be happier. Boredom is bad. More playful interaction makes everyone better. Best of luck!
Maybe he’s thirsty.
Give him some holy water.
Awesomekat no holy water won’t work *grabs bible and cross* MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPEL YOU!
It
James Buchanan what?
Hahahaha
Ughhhahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA! You have no power here, Gandalf The Gray!
After so many years, this will never not be funny....❤
he sounds like he is summoning the demons of hell with that chant in the beggining
Rene Amador Then he says "I eat celery at 7 degrees"
Diana Maria sounds like he's saying "I don't give a shit" XD
Rene Amador What if he did?
me.
Rene Amador lol good one
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and this bird begins chanting its scary. 👻
Id throw that bird outside for sure🤤
Stick to low iq pets
Tortured Dummies may want to do a spell. On the owner OOOO scary....
Just thinking this!!! Haha and the fact it's hiding under shit in the dark lmao
Omg. This made me laugh
The vet died suddenly of unknown causes right before the appointment
^^ 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
@@kittenrabbitpuppydogcowfun8555 😜😂😂😂
Ah yes. The start of “celery at 7 degrees”
My Husband said it sounds like that and concurs 😂
*"I need celery at 7 degrees."*
"Quit saying words like that."
im like wait what in the name of mira is that bird saying max is satan
Anakarina omg
I need celery at 7 degrees.
😂😂😂
ÆRational LMFAO
My god the amount of prank calls you could make with that demon bird chanting.
bee pot loved your comment
"let's go"
Bird: *Demonic gibberish*
It only sounds like gibberish because you don't speak the language of the Old Ones.
There ya go 666 likes
@@clairel34 hahahahaha... that was a clever reply
Summoning of the devil has begun
No! He is talking in false tongues in an effort to correctly mock phoney evangelical preachers who steal from poor people. Well done Max.
This is just amazing. Thanks for alerting us to it being 10 years. Feels like yesterday.
this new Exorcist movie is taking a weird direction
Quincy Archer hahahahahahaha!
The ExBirdsist
greendragon
Remember Me best comment ever
Quincy Archer lol
I would like to see "Cockatoo finds out he is going to church".
BAHAHAHAHAH
😂😭😂😭😂🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for giving me the biggest smile this week.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry I’m still giggling no it didn’t take much but I love this thread it just cracks me up😂😂🤣🤣☺️
Imagine a robber breaks in his house at night and hears that 😂
It would backfire on him and cause him to runaway!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Satan watches over their house and protects them from burglars lmao
He definitely wouldn’t be robbing that house 😂
I eat celery at 7•c
haahahhhhahhahahhahahahahhhhaha....I am crying hahahahaha. OMG. hahahahaha. And the robber gets trapped. I bet you that thief will never EVER rob again.
this is an accurate depiction of me before an exam
Jesus Christ. Imagine hearing that in the middle of the night and not knowing what it was.
Get me my holy water, a bible and a crucifix
@@northchurch753 and the holy hand grenade
Jesus Christ would be the right thing to say hearing that in the middle of the night
@@rasineidedossantossantos5094 First we must read from the Book of Armaments
Lmao i would seriously pass away hahaha
"Time to get in your carrier."
Max: *starts speaking in tongues*
Parsal tongue
I thought that too!! 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome
Lmao
Pentecostal Parrot?
Cockatoo: *what english sound like to non english speakers.*
I own big bed you teach me English ok
@@Milan-rc9on tf
Ahmed Ibn Amin k u need know basic word then watch english UA-cam vid. I know English good now because of yt vids. U Know in 6 months if u watch many day
Ahmed Ibn Amin not with subtitle that’s not ok no subtitle u will learn words with the game/thing they do like shooting (guy with pew pew)
@@LolLol-ey7ro i think hes asking for sex because he said he has a big bed
Today marks 10 years since this video has been uploaded and 10 years of laughter and enjoyment. Congratulations to both Max and Dan!!! 🥳🎉
He's calling the devil himself.. to kill everyone in that house.
Now he's mad and cursing out the devil for not hurrying up and protecting him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍
Omfg😂😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
And keeps saying "sunnovabitch"
I dunno what you mean man, at 0:30 he's just saying he eats celery at 7 degrees
The fact that this SOUNDS so much like actual words is making my brain hurt.
It's actually normal for parrots who have been risen by a human
@@x7rr_r I know it's normal. That doesn't mean it isn't messing with my head lol
@@JoyfulCrow If you think that's bad, there's other birds who replicate human speech near perfectly, and have an understanding of it to some capacity. They're entirely capable of forming statements out of words/phrases they've learned.
Ikr
This is my whole experience with 'actual words' even - I'm partially deaf
He doesn’t need a vet ... he needs holy water
Lol
@S S yes
Where's Sam and Dean Winchester...they need to see this...
only if it's allied by the priests from the exercist
And you need a holy oil for lubricant to have some fun with that body of urs
How does he sound like he is both the priest performing the exorcism and the one being possessed. Now that is pure talent. But as it seems, the daemons were not exercised 😹
Soooo stinken cute ♥️
I agree with your birb. He made some really good points.
Ikr
Damn, I feel him tho. I wanted some chips too.
So y'all are from hell?
@@reisei-5530 That's a really obvious question...
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Of course not
Celestial Enigma homie all he did was summon all demos
I don't think you should've taken him
He delivered an amazing arguement
Goldgamer 679...THIS deserves A LOT more thumbs up!
I'm pissing myself with laughter👏👏
664 likes?
Didn't expect that tbh!
@@goldgamer6796 your up to 672 now it's in everyone's feed .
Your bird seems to be speaking backwards Latin. Call an exorcist
dude it actually sounds like latim but backwards
666 likes... interesting...
@@steggasaurus64 Rightttt i just saw that
^^^Breezy would say, "Everyone gangster until everyone speaking Latin backwards." 😒
Was he speaking nitaL
Lmfaoooo!!!! I love the flapping for emphasis! At one point he sounded like he was saying, “It’s not fair!” But all our fur and feathered babies are the same because nobody likes the vet! 😅
Apparently, if your life lacks drama, a cockatoo is the perfect pet for that deficiency.
😂
I so agree...hes so much fun!
Absolutely, or if you need someone to be your hype man or dance partner
ink drop
Cockatoos freak me out for some reason. They can be very aggressive. And they got “the crazy eyes.” This one especially freaks me out! Yikes, poor little guy. He’s super stressed.
@@PippaPPod one screamed directly in my ear once, made me have a panic attack, it was an immensely stressed one too, so they're definitely something
0:30 I eat celery at 7 degrees.
LoL he does
LOL
OMG YESSS
Taxi Rider
:})
+DragonSword227 "You better quit saying words like that."
Owner: “lets go to the vet, come on”
Parrot: **speaks mincraft enchanting table language**
You, sir, made a good caption, and I thank you for being a hero!
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t speak the galactic alphabet
Lmao
Max is the perfect voice actor for a monster (in a horror movie). You would never know where the sound was recorded/how it was made.
This new Exorcist movie looks absolutely terrifying
Time for the holy water
Ninja Lemon - HahaaaaaaaaahaaaaahsaaaaaaaAaahaaa!!!😂
Ninja Lemon I know that right! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Ninja Lemon don't forget the salt
NO!, need a magic shield. that bird is casting a fuckin spell!
"Cockatoo finding out he is going to the exorcist"
He’s like oh no! Oh no! I don’t wanna go I got to get out of here oh crap. Who needs to get their nails trimmed anyway.
He sounds like a baseball sports announcer from the 1920s
John Redcornholio He sure does! 🤣
LOLOLOLOLOL
The bird be like "Welp gotta summon a few demons to aid me"
"I demand a divorce"
Okaaay then
Hahaha
Holy shi. ...... .. . Haa haa haa
Makes you wonder where the bird learned it.
Correct, it said it at least five times.
@@zekezzekekan2144 apparently Maxwell lived with an older gentleman who had either a radio or scanner ( please don't hold me to either, Dan has a video where viewers ask questions re. Maxs' story I may have misunderstood) but.... max listened to this radio/ scanner and repeats the low tone and fast talk on it?
It makes Maxwell unique and shows his intelligence I feel, nice HIIIIIIIII!! and good boy etc. When being happy and social, ( just like people, not the words the tone of voice) and his gibberish in that tone to show his displeasure at the situation. Truly these amazing, beautiful, intelligent, feeling, loving, unique personalities are a wonderful ambassador species for all creatures. They prove that we are not the cleverest of species.... I won't rant on lol but we have much to learn from many other species .
Maxwell T. Bird. .... just yes. Xxx
Okay i may be crazy but when hes under the table, somewhere in that tantrum i could swear he said something like " IM SUCH A GOOD BOY. A VERY GOOD BOY! AND ITS NO FAIR!"
That is exactly what he said. He's saying he's been a very good boy, so why am I being punished by making me go to the vet! Such a smart boy he is!
"You can summon demons from the nether realms all you want... You are still going to the vet"
LoboPreto 😂😂😂
LoboPreto 🤣🤣🤣
You play Minecraft, right?
Lol lol lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
Omg lol
That bird has more personality than half the people I know.
@SgtBaker16 this one's got too much personality!
That's because if an adult acted like this in public they would get thrown into a mental hospital.
@SgtBaker16 We can't all have your sense of humor.
@@ZaxorVonSkyler lol
Same here
Pretty sure he’s cussing you out in like 7 different bird languages
Pit bull Mom 😂😂😂
I'm a PIT BULL MOMMA, too...wish I had MAX!!💜💜💜💜
@@joyamongstforeverspark5422 I dunno which is more freaky -- this cockatoo or an angry pit bull.
Jim Bowen they arent all angry. its their adopters that neglect them until they get emotionally unstable.
I’m a Pitt lover too. I want to rescue another now!
Max cracks me up and always makes me smile. When I am having a bad day, I watch Max. ❤
Sounds like the McDonalds drive through
Christ! 😆
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
BaaahaaaahaaHaaa !!!
Looooool!!! 🙌🏽😂
IM CRYING
“I eat celery at 7 degrees” 😂💀
E.
cannot unhear
For reals. I've been listening to this guy for 3 years now and if there's a common refrain during his more pugnacious moods it's that he eats celery at 7°. One only hopes that's 7°C and not 7°F, although that beak could plow through a frozen celery no problem.
Your now our official bird translator!!
“You better quit saying words like that!”
Let’s be real here,
we can all relate to this bird.
I have NEVER had that amount of self-confidence!
In spirit yes, but I don't think I could pull off the linguistics
Yes if i was a five yr old
True
When I was 4-years old, my mother tricked me into the doctor’s office, where I underwent a tonsillectomy. After that, I had hiding places, just as the bird did.
I have watched this video so many times and it still makes me laugh. Max has more personality than some people I know and so lovable. You two are so lucky to have found each other. Much love and thanks.
Hello Margaret, how're you doing today??
"you're going to the vet"
*starts summoning satan*
"understandable, have a nice day"
Vet: **pulls out shot gun** don't look
XD
😂
Lmao
I think he’s trying to swear at you, but you never taught him any bad words.
- Let's go! You got to get in your carrier.
- **starts speaking in demonic**
Endo Radolu 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I didn't know he hated the vet so much to get to that point! 🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I remember the first time I saw this. Totally endeared me to Max! He cracked me up then and still makes me laugh out loud! Love him!❤❤😅😅
It's insane how similar this is to a human tantrum! The tone, the head movement, the body language (helpless angry flailing). It's like telling a two year old no.
I thought I was the only one who noticed the body language of a human 😅
Dan pretty much IS telling a two-year-old "No." Most cockatoos have a brain and mind that functions at the level of a 4 year old, so in that way it's not surprising. But this guy isn't afraid to tell Dan what he thinks -- about going to the vet or anything else he doesn't approve of.
Owing a parrot is like have a 2 - 3 year old for the next 80 to 100 years
Most parrots are like children in intelligence so that adds up
Not during the first few minutes. He sounds like he's summoning a demon.
They should use his voice for something in the next star wars
I would have liked Jar Jar Binks if he sounded like this guy.
angeleyedboidan is he just saying his own thing? or are those words?
angeleyedboidan It is not just you. This is the only thing I got too.
angeleyedboidan
I think I love Max. Give him a kiss from me, please.
angeleyedboidan On the last part, i hear "I dont want to go, I don't want to go..." and he seems to be repeating that. Might just be me. He seems very interesting though. You must have a lot of fun with that little guy.
Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to the noises he was making in the beginning 😂😂
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CrossyMC NOPE NOPE NOPE
John Thomas
He was saying "Celery Celery Celery I Eat Celery Celery Celery Eat Celery Celery"
CrossyMC haha i would be calling on Jesus something ain't right...
Obviously if it's making noises like this then it's upset. I have eight parrots (Four cockatiels (NOT COCKATOOS) , a love bird, a sun conure, a ring-necked parakeet, and a blue fronted amazon parrot) and I've learned the noises they make when they're scared or upset, just making noises to make noises, or want/need something like food or water. My blue fronted amazon makes a low pitched and scratchy noise when he's upset and screams like a toddler when he needs something. If I woke up to him screaming I'd check his food and water dish. If I heard him talking like saying "hello" or "good boy~" I'd make sure that there's nothing on keeping him awake like the TV or a light, but if I woke up and heard him making that low pitched sound, I'd grab something to protect myself with and check the room he's in and then the rest of the house because he only makes that noise when he sees or hears something that upsets or scares him.
You are right though, because obviously Max is upset in the video and if he were making those noises at night you might want to grab a weapon.
The only thing missing here is levitation and a 360° head turn.
What I would give to understand what he's saying. Because he's clearly got opinions.
Oh it is nothing out of the ordinary, you know, he is rather young and he has never had a job, used to his owner paying all the bills, so he is a commie and he is angry bernie threw the commies under the bus. But just wait till he gets a job and moves away from home, so he has to make his own decisions and pay his own bills and show personal responsibility to his wife, then it will solve itself and he will be a strong conservative who is against high taxes and abortions and the commies
I occasionally hear "it's ____ degrees." But that's all I can decipher. We need some stronger equipment, clearly human brains are not powerful enough to understand him.
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable dude it's a bird.
@@corvid8461 is this guy actually triggred by the possibility of communist birds
@@AntiAtheismIsUnstoppable But perfectly happy to use the socialist programs that benefit him like police agriculture subsidies, public education, ss, and medicare.
He opened a demonic portal in your house as revenge.
Micheal L - 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂😂😂😂
When your bird sounds like Severus Snape
Delaney Richardson omfg he kinda does
+Danisnotdead pls watch me new vid it's my baby cockatiel v cute pls support vape nation yall
Someone left on a Harry Potter marathon. All 8.
Delaney Richardson lol
lmao
This video was epic …..😂 Max has so much personality 😂😂😂……❤
Forget the vet. That bird needs an exorcist.
Randy H : Lol....😂
Yeah he does need an exorcist
Randy H Yes
Randy H hahahaha, so true XD
Bahahahaahahahh best comment😂😂😂
Owner: We’re going to the vet
Bird: We’ll see what Satan has to say about this
LOLLLL :DDDD
You win lmao
Truly the most underrated comment here! lol
@@askahope9980 Yes! 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
0:31 “I eat celery at 7 degrees”
“Stop saying words like that”
LOLLL
I’m dead
"I will sell your soul to Satan."
That is the most appropriate reaction to such a thing.
LMAO
Congratulations Max and Dan on 10 years of memory making videos 🎉❤
Imagine trying to sleep at night then you hear this demonic gibbering down the hallway
I almost chocked on my tea 😂
That's what they do.
Or at your feet...
There goes my sleeping for months!!!
"We gotta go to the vet"
"Lemme just summon satan real quick"
🤣🤣🤣
Best comment ever
I won’t like this comment only to keep it at 666 Likes!
Edit: And now I can hit the like button! #735
@@Alpha0727 Ded.
@Burns me up.I 31. He says satan
love him or hate him he's spitting straight facts
helix i e a t c e l e r y a t s e v e n d e g r e e s 0:30
That is so funny
Hahahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@meggy2168 😂😂😂😂 truer words have never been spoken
I was guna like but didnt wanna ruin the 666
Cockatoos are the biggest characters in the animal kingdom, hands (or claws) down. And Max isn't called Max for nothing!
My husband made me turn it off because he got scared. Lmao
Oh that's absolutely ridiculous!! Lmao
Trina Dungan Love it!!
I’m watching this at night, alone in an empty house, and it’s creepin me the f out!
@William Crawford I feel the same way about that movie. So creepy! I will not watch the Exorcist. 😖
@@trinadungan5840 good decision- u wouldn't like the young lady in it - going insane
1:23 That bird has a twisted double personality. First, he is spouting some voodoo magic ass words at you and then he changes to a hysterical middle aged woman.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm dying "hysterical middle aged woman"💀😂👏
No, he is like me when I use to try to get out of school act all depressed and sad, as time goes on and I am not getting my way I throw more and more caution to the wind and just start screaming and cussing like a lunatic.
😂😂😂😂😂
This comment just made my day😂
“I eat celery at 7 degrees”
0:31
Celsius? Fahrenheit? Kelvin? Felsius? What
This is the funniest comment i hsve seen so far.lol😁
I thougjt i heard max eat ceru at 7 degrees too😁😁😁
I mean i thought i heard max say i eat celery at 7 degrees too😁
I remember this video. Made me a forever fan of this bird.
Maxwell sounds like he learned English by listening to someone with a sore throat, over a VERY bad phone connection.
I can't stop laughing
His old owner apparently had a CB radio, so you’re not wrong lmao
I have a speech impediment and boston accent and I cant understand this bird
Who's got a bird bath full of holy water?
If you speed the video up near the end he's Clearly saying I don't wanna go to the vet
if i woke up at night hearing that, i would shart in my pants.
johnnymclaneutah We all do.
Aye, alien invasion
Me too lol
johnnymclaneutah lmao! 😅
I would shot him
I like how he politely waits until you're done scolding him before yelling back at you.
It's Wednesday. You know what that means.
It's been 10 years since Max has been chanting celery demons at Daddy Dan 😂