["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.] [Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.] Heavy: "I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me." [Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.] Scout: "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?" [Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic.] Scout: "He's not here, is she?" [Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.] Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?!" [Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.] Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask..." [Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.] Spy: "... What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" [Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape.] [As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colourful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies.] [As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe.] [A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back.] [In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe.] Medic: "No!" [Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. Cut back to reality.] Demoman: I'M BURNING! [It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer, who is shown flying off into the distance. A BLU Scout flees and screams while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard.] Engineer: Dispenser down! [The BLU Sniper looks up, desperate.] Sniper: "Help!" [The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head.] [Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays] [Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
If you were trying to make the Pyro look even scarier, then congratulations, you have succeeded. This makes me think he's a demon from Hell or an undead serial killer.
@@Blackberry_KenwayI hope you understand that it was intentional and you will now be removed from my channel permanently, all current and future comments you make will be automatically deleted.
I think thats primarily because the song has a lot of resemblance to the tracks for Left 4 Dead, namely the 1st game's track "Skin on our Teeth" The track uses the same dark tones and coming from the same studio, kind of makes sense, owing that said soundtracks were composed by Mike Morasky.
My fear, no man. But that.THING……. it scares me. No I ain’t talk in about that Freak! Alright?…HES NOT HERE IS HE? HOW DO I GET THIS THING OFF!!? One shutters to imagine what’s behind that mask….(continue the rest because I can’t remember the other parts.)
[childrens laughter as 2 circles close together slowly move around and force themselves to be attached to the camera as they turn from white to a vision of pyroland]
"Alright, i'm going to activate the buff banner, and we're gonna win."
The pyro with phlog crits out of nowhere:
I love this so much, tf2 related comment of year
Or when you push and you hear a Pyro taunting
@@Uranium-jj7le ya and you hear "ready to charge"(its not your medic)
now they hear the taunt just in the back of their heads
Spy gamer enjoying their time
That one pyro main that play since the lauch of the game :
What the ants hear as I start burning them with a magnifying glass:
Got me giggling so hard😭
Scarymares@@TakeASlice-Music
@@ChazeTayle or flamethrower
What the enemy spy hears when you decide to spycheck for no reason
POV: how the enemy spy feels when a pyro spawns
"One shudders to imagine what *inhuman thoughts may lie behind his mask..."*
The whole server kazotski kicking that one pyro
i did not know how much i needed this..
Your welcome!
Phlogaysinator + ScorchShit Pyro Mains when they join Friendly servers :
*99.999% of Pyros,
I play to have fun, not to slaughter everyone in sight
@IluminousOne-9.7.2 *buzzer noise* LIE!
@@TakeASlice-Music I bit my tongue by accident
I prefer the stock flamethrower and detonator
You can tell the OP was just in a server and got wrecked by a phlopeakinator and scorchchad pyro
["Meet the Pyro" text appears, then is burned away to reveal the feet of the Pyro, Fire Axe in hand, walking over a pair of glasses towards the camera and knocking a few empty bullet cartridges aside. Dreams of Cruelty begins playing.]
[Cut to a small room. The RED Heavy is seen almost completely in silhouette.]
Heavy: "I fear no man. But that... thing... it scares me."
[Cut to a view behind the Pyro's right shoulder. A BLU Engineer shuts a door before a BLU Scout can join him inside. The Scout pulls desperately on the handle, looking over to the Pyro, who looks at him menacingly. Cut again to the interview room. This time it is the RED Scout in silhouette.]
Scout: "No, I... I ain't, I ain't talking about that freak. All right?"
[Worried, he tries to detach the lavalier microphone from his shirt. He sits upright in his chair, in near panic.]
Scout: "He's not here, is she?"
[Scout continues to tug as he stands and walks toward the camera, knocking it over.]
Scout: "How do I get this f***ing thing off?!"
[Cut to BLU Demoman inside a room looking around worried. Pyro, with their Flame Thrower ready, kicks down the door into the BLU team's room and the Demoman darts away to hide. Fade back to the interview room, this time with the RED Spy.]
Spy: "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask..."
[Cut to Pyro firing their Flame Thrower, then to a wider shot, showing an entire wooden town in flames.]
Spy: "... What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?"
[Cut to a front view of the Pyro, zooming rapidly into the blackness of one of their eyepieces. There is the sound of the Pyro's breathing and a single white spot which zooms forward and splits into a binocular view while a distorted baby laughter can be heard. When the spots focus, it shows a psychedelic dreamscape.]
[As Do You Believe In Magic? begins playing, the view from the Pyro's eyes shows colourful hills, lollipops, floating cats and quaint villages. The Pyro's flame thrower appears in their hands as an unusually-shaped brass instrument, spraying a rainbow-coloured mist over ground, causing colourful flowers to spring from the lawn in front of them. The Pyro laughs. Within this dreamscape, BLU characters appear as chubby little cherubs and sound like babies.]
[As a BLU Heavy appears and bounces on the ground, the Pyro grabs a giant lollipop and cheers. The two converge seemingly happily. While the Pyro in the dreamscape shoves the lollipop in the Heavy's mouth, the scene cuts to the battle as the Pyro hits the Heavy with the Fire Axe.]
[A BLU Scout appears, flying around and finally resting on the Pyro's instrument. The Pyro blows bubbles in his face in their vision, but shoots the Scout point blank with the Scorch Shot in the battle, knocking him back.]
[In the dreamscape, a BLU Medic appears out of a box, and the Pyro closes the box on him. In reality, Pyro traps the BLU Medic in a shed by barring the door with their axe.]
Medic: "No!"
[Pyro bathes the shed and the Medic in flames, who can be heard screaming. While in the dreamscape, the Pyro continues to shoot streams of rainbow mist from their weapon. As the Pyro passes, the Balloonicorn appears, and the BLU Engineer and Spy ride it. The BLU cherubs salute and celebrate the Pyro, and a BLU cherub Demoman waves at the camera from close up. Cut back to reality.]
Demoman: I'M BURNING!
[It is revealed that all of the BLU Team are being burned and killed. A BLU Soldier is hit by a piece of the destroyed sentry of a BLU Engineer, who is shown flying off into the distance. A BLU Scout flees and screams while a BLU Sniper crashes out of a second-story window to the ground. He crawls over to the ankle of a nearby person. The sound of a Dispenser and then a teleporter being destroyed in the distance is heard.]
Engineer: Dispenser down!
[The BLU Sniper looks up, desperate.]
Sniper: "Help!"
[The ankle belongs to the Pyro, who looks down and shoots their flame thrower. The Sniper can be heard screaming as the view zooms in on the Pyro's mask, flames reflecting off the eyepieces as the Pyro tilts their head.]
[Ending title card appears and accompanying music plays]
[Cut back to the dreamscape, where the Pyro happily walks away into the sunset. The view zooms out and passes through the burnt, gaping hole in the stomach of a BLU Soldier. The view transitions back to reality as the Soldier clutches his smouldering innards for a moment and then falls over with a stifled groan. The Pyro continues to walk away into the sunset, whistling to Do You Believe In Magic? as the town begins to collapse from the inferno, the streets littered with charred BLU corpses. Fade to black.]
If you were trying to make the Pyro look even scarier, then congratulations, you have succeeded.
This makes me think he's a demon from Hell or an undead serial killer.
Your welcom
@@Blackberry_KenwayI hope you understand that it was intentional and you will now be removed from my channel permanently, all current and future comments you make will be automatically deleted.
I think thats primarily because the song has a lot of resemblance to the tracks for Left 4 Dead, namely the 1st game's track "Skin on our Teeth"
The track uses the same dark tones and coming from the same studio, kind of makes sense, owing that said soundtracks were composed by Mike Morasky.
One Mann's Stand
Pov: your a blu scout running towards the pyro
Needs more screams of agony
Bro, this is very good
I'm glad you like it
Awesome
i guess that's how heavy see pyro
Even though Heavy is pyro's worst counter
It’s how Spy sees Pyro since they can basically completely shut down any Spy not using the Dead Ringer.
@@basil_726 That there's just a sad display, boy...
@@dyingscarlet (LazyPurple screaming in the background)
He fears no man… but that thing? *it scares him.*
"One shutters to imagine what INHUMANE thoughts lie behind that mask.."
- The Spy walking into The Pyro spinning and spewing flames everywhere.
spy: ready to stap sniper
the Pyro in the corner:
POV: When your mum comes out and tells you to go to bed because
you are getting a snack seceretly
Me at the watergun fight "they don't allow axes :(":
That's the proper way to lissen to this song
(00:50) Heavy: I will make hat from you little bunny...
When phlog uber comes from nowhere
What it feels like to pocket a phlogystinator pyro:
sometimes i taunt as a backburner pyro to scare the enemies
Mhmhmh 😈🔥🔥🔥
Sonic Colors: Rainbow, sunshine and happiness
Shadow The Hedgehog:
I am playing as a combo pyro, me after ten days then i dont reflect the rocket (mphph srochinator time)
My fear, no man. But that.THING……. it scares me.
No I ain’t talk in about that Freak! Alright?…HES NOT HERE IS HE? HOW DO I GET THIS THING OFF!!?
One shutters to imagine what’s behind that mask….(continue the rest because I can’t remember the other parts.)
What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty lie behind that mask .
I continued for you
[childrens laughter as 2 circles close together slowly move around and force themselves to be attached to the camera as they turn from white to a vision of pyroland]
@@TavionUrijah sniper: help!
PYRO:………….
Sniper: AAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!,
HHHEEECCCCKKKKKK YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Israel rn
ouch.
POV: You’re playing as a Spy during Jungle Inferno