Olympic French Pole Vaulter on His Giant Dong

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @TheGore44
    @TheGore44 2 місяці тому +1175

    WALLY GET THE CARDS😂😂😂😂

  • @alphabrainwave
    @alphabrainwave 2 місяці тому +1082

    I am so tired of all this poll-watching. I miss the days when we were all just pole-watching.

    • @dominikdalek
      @dominikdalek 2 місяці тому +32

      Mark Robinson is pole-watching every day, don't you worry.

    • @thanatosirons
      @thanatosirons 2 місяці тому +11

      That was solid.

    • @Ron-Ayres
      @Ron-Ayres 2 місяці тому +6

      @@dominikdalek With a side-order of extra cheesy pizza... 🤢

    • @Darwin_is_my_copilot
      @Darwin_is_my_copilot 2 місяці тому +3

      👏 👏 👏

    • @Vort_tm
      @Vort_tm 2 місяці тому +8

      You really went long for that joke.

  • @RamadaArtist
    @RamadaArtist 2 місяці тому +48

    I love that Andy Samberg in real life behaves exactly like Jake Peralta. Dude wasn't even playing a part, he was just being himself while wearing a detective badge.

  • @Leblribrbrrq
    @Leblribrbrrq 2 місяці тому +431

    This is the revenge for Surprise Inspection. It's Surprise Weekend Update.

  • @YouCallThataKnife253
    @YouCallThataKnife253 2 місяці тому +246

    Finally, an authentic French accent on television

    • @DoggoWorshipper
      @DoggoWorshipper 2 місяці тому

      Ouais bof pas ouf 2/10 et je l'emmerde

  • @BrittsBees
    @BrittsBees 2 місяці тому +421

    Wally get the cards!!

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 2 місяці тому +17

      Wally was not just in on it. He reveled in doing it

    • @gilenasimons7081
      @gilenasimons7081 2 місяці тому +5

      I smell a tee shirt! 😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣

  • @thepadonthepondbythescum
    @thepadonthepondbythescum 2 місяці тому +112

    The baguette thrusts at Seth, you got him to defend, he touched it! Triumph, victory is yours!

  • @VickIngInTheSky
    @VickIngInTheSky 2 місяці тому +429

    Because of our accent, in the Southwest of France we do say pardong 😊

    • @samanthamaynard4447
      @samanthamaynard4447 2 місяці тому +22

      Missed opportunity to say "pardong-moi."

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 місяці тому +16

      🤣 - that's hilarious - thank you for sharing 😘

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 2 місяці тому +10

      @@samanthamaynard4447 Pardong-moi, would you have any Grey Poupong?

    • @EriqKoontz
      @EriqKoontz 2 місяці тому +1

      🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

  • @Paulo-1999
    @Paulo-1999 2 місяці тому +340

    All of this just a couple of baguettes away from the "My doink fell off" mummy with Andy's face on it.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 2 місяці тому +1

      Exactly

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 місяці тому +1

      yeah my thought exactly! & so nice to see the rest of Andy, not just his face 😉

    • @jenn976
      @jenn976 2 місяці тому +3

      Exactement!!

  • @TheJoFer88
    @TheJoFer88 2 місяці тому +287

    I saw this show live!! Pinching myself that I got to see these two friends and genuinely funny people in their element :)
    Seth was so warm throughout - my favorite late night host for sure

    • @cristinaf3844
      @cristinaf3844 2 місяці тому +4

      How fun!

    • @mustangmaniac614
      @mustangmaniac614 2 місяці тому +4

      Had the chance to see the show live when he was in DC back in 2016 and he was awesome! Also got to meet Marge Helgenberger from CSI who was sitting a few rows in front of us.

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 2 місяці тому +1

      did Seth really not know about this bit? it was a lot of fun!

    • @MsKatyDidKnot
      @MsKatyDidKnot 2 місяці тому +1

      @@mustangmaniac614 Your comment just sent me down a Helgenberger rabbit hole that ended in China Beach!

    • @TheJoFer88
      @TheJoFer88 2 місяці тому +3

      @@benzaiten933 Oh, they did.. but that still doesn't take away how fun it was!

  • @AngrySanta-o3f
    @AngrySanta-o3f 2 місяці тому +39

    Joy. I missed these. The pole vault guy did not get enough jokes, this was magnificent. Looking up the podcast now

  • @TheLettybird
    @TheLettybird 2 місяці тому +18

    I nearly suffocated laughing at “a windshield wiper for trucks.”

  • @clindholm9396
    @clindholm9396 2 місяці тому +27

    Simultaneously juvenile and delightful. Poking Seth with the baguette - chef’s kiss!

    • @bradmodd7856
      @bradmodd7856 Місяць тому

      glad someone found it delightful!

  • @amywarhaft8297
    @amywarhaft8297 2 місяці тому +9

    The "how you say.."s were cracking me up so much. Absolutely love when Andy is on the show. The guests this week have all been Seth's fav guests I think and it was fun to see him extra giddy.

  • @TragoudistrosMPH
    @TragoudistrosMPH 2 місяці тому +12

    Andy Samberg has the happiest looking smile I've ever seen 😁

  • @JaKhris
    @JaKhris 2 місяці тому +28

    "Not even… a little bit?": 😄
    French people, hearing "little «bite»": 🤭

    • @jbeutell
      @jbeutell 2 місяці тому +4

      Exactly the comment I expected!

  • @UncleJimmi_ID
    @UncleJimmi_ID 2 місяці тому +24

    4:55 The baguette position 😆

  • @DNTXPCTMCH
    @DNTXPCTMCH 2 місяці тому +15

    😂❤ Earnestly, thank you for every laugh. I wish Andy was a guest more!

  • @---l---
    @---l--- 2 місяці тому +81

    Wally is the best Co-conspirator

  • @CalamityCannon
    @CalamityCannon 2 місяці тому +98

    After this, how could anyone question Samberg's ability to seamlessly move into purely dramatic roles? 😂
    (FR though, Palm Springs is one of my favorite movies of the last... decade? Not exactly drama but not only goofball either)

    • @roarmalf
      @roarmalf 2 місяці тому +8

      Definitely Sci-Fi drama, one of my favorites as well, excellent movie.

  • @alden1132
    @alden1132 2 місяці тому +101

    The original joke is "how I can make my 🥖a foot long? Fold it in half!" This version is evem more clever, lol.

    • @alexlasher2525
      @alexlasher2525 2 місяці тому +4

      More cleaver

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 2 місяці тому

      ​@@alexlasher2525 🔪

    • @JohnnyJustafriend
      @JohnnyJustafriend 2 місяці тому +4

      I thought the Punchline was going to be "Go out for the Winter Olympics because of the......how do you say.....shrinkage?"

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 місяці тому +174

    A bruised pole is no joke, guys.

    • @alden1132
      @alden1132 2 місяці тому +13

      A broken pole is worse...

    • @StarLord-o9v
      @StarLord-o9v 2 місяці тому

      @@alden1132Yeah, you can heal a bruise, a broken dick is a horrible thing.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 2 місяці тому +6

      You're confusing a bruised pole with identify theft.

    • @michaelscot4816
      @michaelscot4816 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@alden1132 troof. Ahhhhh, college! 😂

  • @KevinOConnell00
    @KevinOConnell00 2 місяці тому +164

    Between Kevin Smith writing a piece for Seth and Andy Samberg I hope that we get more segments of people drawing Seth into a weird skit of some kind.

    • @Leblribrbrrq
      @Leblribrbrrq 2 місяці тому +10

      It's the revenge for Suprise Inspection. :D

    • @amywarhaft8297
      @amywarhaft8297 2 місяці тому

      I was thinking the same thing! Both were so delightful

  • @primis82
    @primis82 2 місяці тому +64

    I love these 2 so much 😂😂😂

  • @Churro_Flaminguez
    @Churro_Flaminguez 2 місяці тому +92

    In typical fashion, my face hurt from laughing so hard after this 😅

  • @MariaVosa
    @MariaVosa 2 місяці тому +2

    Every second of this is PERFECTION!
    Especially Andy getting back at Serh for phoning him up during Corrections.

  • @Scraps4Bitz
    @Scraps4Bitz 2 місяці тому +200

    Tre bon... Andy's French was unpardonably un poco español.

    • @PsuedoNymrod
      @PsuedoNymrod 2 місяці тому +7

      I was thinking this, too. 😆

    • @MadAboutBrows
      @MadAboutBrows 2 місяці тому +10

      Solo un peu!!

    • @PopeLando
      @PopeLando 2 місяці тому +37

      Didn't you mean "unpardongably"?

    • @juliaconnell
      @juliaconnell 2 місяці тому +9

      😂oui, d'accord - (which is an much as my one year of learning French many moons gets me) - this and j'aime aller à la discothèque

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 2 місяці тому +3

      Psh, both are romance languages, close enough

  • @spacemachete
    @spacemachete 2 місяці тому +18

    Never change Andy.

  • @kingboarhog
    @kingboarhog 2 місяці тому +60

    It's good we got the importance of being earnest out of the way first. Hilarious.

  • @demisavage77
    @demisavage77 2 місяці тому +75

    Been waiting for Seth and Andy to cover this Olympic sized story 😂

  • @loberd09
    @loberd09 2 місяці тому +78

    Correction: Andy should have said 30.48 cm not 1 foot. Not only does France use Système international d'unités (the modern version of metric) but the organization that coordinates it (Bureau international des poids et measures) is based there.

    • @D-S-9
      @D-S-9 2 місяці тому +16

      Correction Correction… In France he would be speaking French, so in translating to English he was also kind enough to translate the units into American.
      But, you say? He should be fully metric and therefore not know what a Foot is?
      Of course he knows what a foot is, he has two of them he uses to step over his enormous gift.

    • @VanGhost420
      @VanGhost420 2 місяці тому

      You must be the hit of the party.. or...u must get hit at the party... prob the later

    • @natebash2004
      @natebash2004 2 місяці тому +3

      @@VanGhost420You must not watch Corrections.

    • @D-S-9
      @D-S-9 2 місяці тому +3

      @@VanGhost420 Firstly, please watch corrections. Become a Jackal and enjoy a fun community of people who nitpick-pick every single detail in a way that’s always done in good humour.
      And secondly, “latter.”

    • @ecamp6360
      @ecamp6360 2 місяці тому +2

      He also should have kissed him on both cheeks when he came out.

  • @vickywitton1008
    @vickywitton1008 2 місяці тому +10

    These two are wonderful together ❤

  • @Nothing_Israel
    @Nothing_Israel 2 місяці тому +17

    I have watched this twice now and will probably watch this 10 more times this week.

  • @MorningAngel
    @MorningAngel 2 місяці тому +37

    This was so silly. I will say though, as a native French speaker, his accent was surprisingly good. It sounded less outlandish than what comedians usually go for!

    • @ningenJMK
      @ningenJMK 2 місяці тому

      I imagine they get dialect coaching on SNL

    • @icantollie
      @icantollie 2 місяці тому +2

      Andy Samberg has been to France multiple times. Like all good impressionists he's good at picking up accents

    • @MorningAngel
      @MorningAngel 2 місяці тому

      @@icantollie I know you may think that, but the reason I mentioned it is because of the sheer volume of terrible French accents I have heard in my life! 😂

  • @lyds2232
    @lyds2232 2 місяці тому +6

    i’m really glad andy got to use his full range of impressions this week

  • @Mene0
    @Mene0 2 місяці тому +9

    "I'm gonna hijack this whole thing" 😂😂😂

  • @claudiamiller7730
    @claudiamiller7730 2 місяці тому +7

    As it rains and rains and RAINS here in NC - this was a great clip to start my day. Thanks, Seth & Andy!!!💙

  • @christicronkhite6398
    @christicronkhite6398 2 місяці тому +109

    Oui Oui or wee wee?

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 2 місяці тому +45

    I think the French pole vaulter and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog are cousins.

  • @benperrier
    @benperrier 2 місяці тому +37

    A master thespian at work!

  • @MadDragon75
    @MadDragon75 2 місяці тому +13

    It's just nice to laugh at somebody's gift instead of their fails, this was a gifted fail. 😅

  • @jasonlee22
    @jasonlee22 2 місяці тому +64

    Lost opportunity to have a new my doink fell off photo

    • @a.d.peterson1981
      @a.d.peterson1981 2 місяці тому +1

      Said this above. Don't try to catch Jackals out. lol

    • @c016smith52
      @c016smith52 2 місяці тому +2

      🤦🏻‍♂ how did they miss that? 🤣 (by about a FOOT)

  • @js27-a5t
    @js27-a5t 2 місяці тому +14

    I like how his French accent sounds Spanish.

  • @maxborn7400
    @maxborn7400 2 місяці тому +220

    Seth is just in awe of Andy's character work, and clearly jealous too.

    • @Ktcsr17
      @Ktcsr17 2 місяці тому +11

      Not to mention his impeccable impression of Kate Winslet. Seth saw that and signed up immediately for another session at impression camp

    • @Anotherfunnyword
      @Anotherfunnyword 2 місяці тому +12

      You know what else he is jealous of?...
      It's his, how you say? grande geeft.

    • @mileskosik472
      @mileskosik472 2 місяці тому

      Seth just needs to spend more time at impressions camp, clearly.

  • @raradis
    @raradis 2 місяці тому +3

    Again, the spirit of Norm is with these two..
    "On account of.."
    I love you twos and miss the other!

  • @tripsclone
    @tripsclone 2 місяці тому +4

    I am 51 going on 52. When I was 11 I had my own TV in my room and began watching Late Night with David Letterman every night. That meant to get to Letterman each night I had to watch Johnny Carson. Years later my wife & I discovered The Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart in 2003 and watched it everyday. Then adding The Colbert Report. SNL was a staple in my life and when Seth ran things w/ Tina & did the Weekend Update together something happened. That gel made the show, the segment, the players transcend comedy that somehow brought us from watching, adoring fans to feeling like we knew eachother. Sitting down and watching was like hanging out w/ friends. I don't want to disparage any other late-night so I won't. What I will say is that it's very easy for me to put you on the short list of the best late night talk shows/hosts of all time.

  • @gregbors8364
    @gregbors8364 2 місяці тому +44

    In Paris they call it the “Royale with Cheese”

  • @juliancisthebest
    @juliancisthebest Місяць тому +1

    Something about the way Andy says “my gift” just sends me 😂😂

  • @AtoZFarm
    @AtoZFarm 2 місяці тому +9

    I appreciate that the pole vaulter sounds a little bit like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog. 😂

  • @IAmFJ1
    @IAmFJ1 2 місяці тому +7

    This is funny but Seth being that uncomfortable is also very funny. 😄😁
    - it was so long ago.
    - you know what else is so long.
    - I do. [and says it like he's considering retirement.]

  • @Tintinstan7678
    @Tintinstan7678 2 місяці тому +9

    I love them both so much

  • @jacobweaver384
    @jacobweaver384 2 місяці тому +6

    That man weaponized that baguette!

  • @trilby5546
    @trilby5546 2 місяці тому +3

    Vaulters knees began the fall of the bar and wedge just pushed it over.⭐️

  • @brianmoore5498
    @brianmoore5498 2 місяці тому +6

    very nice laughs in a trying time. thanks

  • @ruthbugeja3992
    @ruthbugeja3992 Місяць тому +2

    Ok.. This made me realise that we definitely need Lonely Island to produce another sports mockumentary like the tennis and Tour de France one they did. Also love how long after the event happened this idea came up.

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 2 місяці тому +5

    1:49 don't even give his name 😂

  • @AC3handle
    @AC3handle 2 місяці тому +9

    I am deeply disappointed no reference was made to the mummy "I lost my doink"

  • @sarak.1742
    @sarak.1742 2 місяці тому +8

    Pardong 😂😂😂

  • @nikolaaswright6028
    @nikolaaswright6028 2 місяці тому +6

    I like his french accent turning kinda Yiddish😂

  • @anziocc
    @anziocc 2 місяці тому +20

    "you know what else is so long"

    • @AsifKhan-hf9zy
      @AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 місяці тому +1

      so long............. sh long

    • @Zimani08
      @Zimani08 2 місяці тому

      The “exasperated” ‘yes, I know’ was Seth speaking for all of us

    • @8__vv__8
      @8__vv__8 2 місяці тому

      This bit?

  • @DallasTaylor
    @DallasTaylor 2 місяці тому +6

    Encore! Encore!! 🎉😂

  • @fezenstein
    @fezenstein 2 місяці тому +4

    damn you andy sandberg... i just spat fizzy water and a piece of sandwich onto my monitor at the phrase - "pardong"

  • @maloojisloves6586
    @maloojisloves6586 2 місяці тому

    OMFG this was absolutely hilarious!!! 😂 My sides were hurting from laughing so hard. THIS is why I laughed when I saw Andy in the trailer for a serious movie with Kate Winslet. 😂

  • @Margetalol
    @Margetalol Місяць тому +1

    If only he knew what "a little bit" means in french, he wouldn't have used that expression at 4:43 :D

  • @ErosXCaos
    @ErosXCaos 2 місяці тому +26

    His parents knew early on that he had a knack for the sport because he could get into his crib on his own.

  • @Altobax
    @Altobax 2 місяці тому +1

    I suggest people watch the great episode from Last Week tonight where Monica Lewinsky talks about how comedians kept making fun of her for years was part of her going down, and then remember the athlete everybody laughs about is 22 years old. So, to most of us (and certainly Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers), a kid.

  • @canadaclaret
    @canadaclaret 2 місяці тому +5

    Félicitations de Belgique! Bravo, Andy. How you say? ...j'en ai adoré.

  • @gratefuljackal8183
    @gratefuljackal8183 2 місяці тому

    I love their podcast so much! And of course love when Andy and other close friends are on here 💙🐾🐾

  • @elliotbrent
    @elliotbrent 2 місяці тому +1

    These guys are hilarious,🤣😂

  • @CoffeeVampyre
    @CoffeeVampyre 2 місяці тому

    So much fun! I really enjoyed this!!

  • @SS-cr7hj
    @SS-cr7hj Місяць тому

    Thank you, Sandberg. This was fabulous 👌

  • @razzledazzyl
    @razzledazzyl 2 місяці тому +15

    3:20 Pardong me, but I have a correction for Andy: The proper word for ‘sorry’ in French is ‘désolé.’

    • @ajfeeneyruiz
      @ajfeeneyruiz 2 місяці тому +3

      In high school French. But most people just say ‘pardon.’

    • @razzledazzyl
      @razzledazzyl 2 місяці тому +4

      @@ajfeeneyruiz’Pardon’ is French for the English word ‘pardon.’ ‘Excuse’ is French for the English word ‘excuse.’ As in, “Sorry, but you have no excuse for using ‘pardon’ as the French translation of the word ‘sorry.’”

    • @averageday
      @averageday 2 місяці тому

      also the joke wouldnt have worked for desole

  • @parsnipguy2986
    @parsnipguy2986 2 місяці тому +2

    When I heard “do you know how I could lose a foot?” I immediately thought the answer was going to be “cold weather”.

  • @saxpert
    @saxpert 2 місяці тому +1

    Andy is great and funny. Should be more often on the show.

  • @FluxyMiniscus
    @FluxyMiniscus 2 місяці тому +2

    Andy’s giving strong Mel Brooks vibes in this one! Bravo!

  • @paulbuntine
    @paulbuntine 2 місяці тому

    Wally! GET THE CARDS!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AntonetteMarsteller
    @AntonetteMarsteller 2 місяці тому +5

    Andy will do literally anything to not talk about this podcast.

  • @kungfuqueen2720
    @kungfuqueen2720 2 місяці тому

    Love that his French Olympian impression sounds like Triumph the Insult Comic Dog LMAO.

  • @chrisbarry9345
    @chrisbarry9345 2 місяці тому

    These two together are one of the few things that can make me honestly belly laugh when life isn't getting me any reasons to. IMMEDIATE subscribe when they mentioned the podcast!

  • @stephen3164
    @stephen3164 2 місяці тому +4

    Andy doing the whole bit without breaking - amazing!

  • @SweetAngel8642
    @SweetAngel8642 2 місяці тому +4

    At this point Andy is just actively campaigning to get more bobble heads on Seth’s desk

  • @jobejeffers9177
    @jobejeffers9177 2 місяці тому

    Amazing friendship! Everyone needs good friends!!

  • @valerieholt4057
    @valerieholt4057 2 місяці тому +18

    You know how he could lose a foot?....
    If his DOINK FELL OFF

  • @amberd.883
    @amberd.883 2 місяці тому

    Nailed it. Best. Cameo. Ever.

  • @sarahmitchell821
    @sarahmitchell821 2 місяці тому +1

    "It was Andy this whole time!" :D

  • @LolaLaRue-sq6jm
    @LolaLaRue-sq6jm 2 місяці тому

    "Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping" is a masterpiece and Andy Samberg is a genius.
    OK, so maybe not a "masterpiece" exactly but I still think Andy is the bomb.

  • @judyhowe2082
    @judyhowe2082 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you for the genius that is Andy Samberg❤

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 2 місяці тому +4

    My favorite interview question....
    What color
    Are you MOST
    afraid of?

  • @cornstarch28
    @cornstarch28 2 місяці тому

    Andy is such a treat to have on!

  • @allenjeannette4350
    @allenjeannette4350 2 місяці тому

    so timely. I love it

  • @paulvoorhies8821
    @paulvoorhies8821 2 місяці тому +1

    Love the raspberry beret. Nice touch.

  • @ImekaSF
    @ImekaSF 2 місяці тому +1

    Flawless French impression, no notes.

  • @davidalbro2009
    @davidalbro2009 2 місяці тому

    I love that we are still talking about this.

  • @chrishsu2728
    @chrishsu2728 2 місяці тому

    I’m very sure this joke will land very well in Foggy Paris Town. Plus, glad Andy finally got his Vulure award for best of Late night.

  • @SarahZakrzewski
    @SarahZakrzewski 2 місяці тому

    I love Andy so much

  • @novagardenstudios
    @novagardenstudios 2 місяці тому

    I've been injured with laughter lol

  • @SindhuKoler
    @SindhuKoler 2 місяці тому

    Made my day. ❤️

  • @Titanticore
    @Titanticore 2 місяці тому +6

    Why was Seth interviewing Triumph the Insult Comic Dog?

  • @stevelebreton3489
    @stevelebreton3489 2 місяці тому

    Merci ❤

  • @julianochs8221
    @julianochs8221 2 місяці тому

    „It happended so long ago” - “Really? For me it felt not really long in comparison.” 😅