Accidental Emoji Expert: Tom Scott at An Evening of Unnecessary Detail
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- Опубліковано 3 кві 2016
- On stage at An Evening of Unnecessary Detail - aeoud.com - I tell a dramatised and extremely shortened history of emoji, run through what's coming up in 2016, and have a look at what might be coming up for them soon. Also, I use the word "dysentry".
Thanks to the Festival of the Spoken Nerd team for inviting me, and to the lovely audience and crew at the Backyard Comedy Club in Bethnal Green! And thanks to Matt Parker for the introduction: you can see him at / standupmaths
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With thanks to Emojipedia, who allow reuse of the mockup image from this page: blog.emojipedia.org/unicode-9-...
The deadpan delivery of "Japan what are those?" Gets me every time
Same energy as “where’s the door” from drake and josh
*3:54*
@Jack Harrington 4:02
It reminds me of James Veitch
@@spaghettipersonhello no, I agree that you need some lead up. Definitely 3:54.
"Japan, what are those?"
That question is asked a lot
Hentai until proven otherwise.
Actually, Hentai regardless.
They are living in the same world as Australia
@Tristan Basri Wow, this is old. Regardless, r/whooosh.
Stuff just flashed before my eyes
Ooh, nononono
I'm talking very quickly, and my microphone isn't perfect, so if you're having trouble hearing it, do turn on the subtitles! (It took me long enough to type them all...)
thank you so much! your efforts don't go unnoticed (:
Thank you
Thanks alot
That was very helpful
and the talk was awesome
Good work like always
you are too kind
Thank you!! Couldn't understand a word without them!!
I wonder if we can campaign to get a Tom Scott, red t-shirt emoji included in the 2017 emojis?
+Maxx B I'm basically the "runner" emoji on iOS. 🏃
+Tom Scott I want to see a plain red t-shirt. So it can be added to the list of weird things the Internet achieved.
+Tom Scott 🏃💨
+Maxx B no, we need a tshirt modifier
+Karl Kastor no a shirt motifer, pick any clothes for any emojjio
8:25 is the time of the glass being dropped if anyone is looking for it after the outtro :)
9:46 for the second time it was dropped.
+simongreve that Matt Parker bit at the end was comedic genius
+simongreve That's amazing! :)
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Thanks!
I love Matt's bit at the end. You really did do a youtube edit break when the glass dropped. You do it without thinking, which makes you among the most professional youtubers in the world.
I laughed first when I heard it at 8:24 and then again when Matt joked about it :D
Dude, you never talked to anyone when some random noise interrupts you and you restart your sentence again? Or you just go like "no, i'm not repeating, I don't care that you couldn't hear me"
@@Onimirare take a chill pill mate, its not that deep
You missed the most important question...
Where is the levitating man in a business suit?
🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴🕴
🖕🏻
It is in the activities section
Here: 🕴
+TedCruzForPresident Thisv comment sums up why I hate the internet. Well done. pointess mean bullshit.
I love tech-comedy. Wish there was more of it out there.
I love whenever Tom does speeches, they are always so good.
11:04 where Matt talked about Tom's autoediting UA-cam style made me laugh so hard! 8:23 for the bit he is referencing.
+Hayley Jeffs Thanks I was trying to find that
3:55
"Whoa, Japan- Okay, that's fine, we'll put all these over... *NGH!* O-kay, right, that's fine, we're gonna, gonna put them in the standard just i-
ō_ō
...Japan, what are those?"
+HyphenSam
"Those aren't letters..."
+HyphenSam i see that :I
+drew b. Thank yooou ! I couldn't hear it so I looked in the comments ^^
They're 🕴.
Japan, what are those?(c)
Just priceless XD
+I am a cat? Quick, call a scientist, this cat's got amnesia! 4:02
+I am a cat? huh?
+Derpy Hooves
typical Japan, doing all manner of strange things.
*****
??? Not sure this counts as clickbait.
Matt Parker and Tom Scott make for some awesome UA-cam content.
Search for Let's Play: Bar Billards
+David Lam -flamingsword1 well Matt is kinda already a stand up comedian
+Kate Does ... That was a while back! Loads of fun to film.
+David Lam -flamingsword1 I'll keep that in mind.
The last point he made is actual pretty interesting... I guess there have to be quite a few genius people who will feel kinda stupid when they see about what parts of their work the media will inform the people
Yep. It is sad...not everyone will really appreciate what other people give out and work hard so much for mankind...😢
It took me over 5 years to find this comedic masterpiece, I definitely exhaled at multiple of the red shirt man's jokes.
8:24 is the bit Matt talked about right at the end :D
Tom doesn't like shtick?
Well he's in a.. SHTICKY SITUATION!
get out.
orley leave life pls
orley automatically read that in a Connery voice
TOM SCOTT HAS CHANGED HIS PROFILE PIC, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TOM SCOTT *HAS CHANGED HIS PROFILE PIC*!
* Applause *
& nb people
"That guy from the internet" is the most accurate job description Tom can get
I love it when I see two of my favorite subscriptions in the same video
I'll have to get Tom to introduce one of my videos next.
+standupmaths Is there somewhere where I can find all the talks from this?
That edit break though when the glass was knocked over, even your hands movements.
0:05
“That guy from the internet who has an off red shirt”
Grian?
Grian.
Too young.
cyber_dragon_123
What
tom scott is to knowledge what grian is to building
Who’s that graaaaaain character?
love the "ready-made viral explosion of poo, which i guess is (insert disease)" phrase that came in both vids about this...
Tom Scott is that one friend everybody has that knows way too much about random things you didn’t know you cared about
I'd love to see a continuation of this talk from a 2020 point of view!
For a second I thought I clicked on the wrong channel (numberphile) lol
Surprise!
+standupmaths I like this Kinda Surprise
(double joke, right there)
Elia Meyer Yes :-( I have to live with this every day though! :-)
Japan what are those ?
Made me crack such a laugh
WHAT ARE THOSE!
I hate myself.
Stupid? No. Frustrated? Definitely!
Sadly, condom emoji probably won't make it in 2017 as Unicode wants to create a whole safe-sex category for emojis.
But this fortune cookie should be added: 🥠 (you won't see it until 2017 though)
+Barney Laurance do you want to work out the global legal implications of making "two men doggy style" a symbol in the text encoding standard? will Microsoft Word need to be 18+ all of a sudden?
+Jan Sten Adámek Seems to me that condoms should most definitely be included if it's safe-sex. ^^
still can't see it..
Still can't see it. 2017 is almost over.
No go on that cookie.
Damn I wish I could present like that
Edit-Break, awesome!
Will smile for a while now, thank you!
You are a brilliant speaker, Tom.
8:23 is when he stops for the edit.
"That Internet Guy" is the perfect description of Tom Scott.
I wish I could attend these things. StandUpMaths and Tom Scott are two of my favorite channels.
This guy is one of my favourite UA-camrs. I found him somehow back when he had 250 000 subs and watched a few videos. Then I watched his entire 'things you might not know' playlist in a single sitting.' Tom Scott is great. Well done mate.
Back in my day we had emoticons and they were good enough for us.
but you didn't have pancake emoticon.
But not all languages are as friendly to emoticons, and who can be bothered to switch languages on their keyboard. No they need emojis to be the universal language
Please someone make ascii art
mrmimeisfunny
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Yeah, to the end user emoticons are the same as emojis. I remember messenger emoticons. Way before the iPhone. Being a pc user I was used to emoticons until they where in phones as emojis, so, no real leap there.
I was like: 'I could really use a Tom Scott video now.' I click on UA-cam and Tom pops up with a upload from two minutes ago. Great timing! Thanks ☺😀
Really enjoyable to watch Tom! thank for recording these!
The “Japan what are those” line makes me laugh even today
Tom, that's been one of your best talks! I loved it so much 😂👌🏻🏃🚶
We need more of this.
And America gets stuck with coverage of the presidential candidates until our colons leap from our bodies and strangle us in protest.
This is one of those videos I file in both my educational and comedy playlists.
time stamp for the glass thing or was that actually edited out?
About 8:24
+homosapienssapiens19 cool
For anyone wondering: 8:22
Also 9:25
I have no idea as to when you upload, so seeing the video 12 seconds after it was uploaded is pretty remarkable to me
4min. for me :D
8 years.
"And there was a ready made viral explosion of piles of poo,which I guess is dysentery"
Never change Tom, never change
I'm sure someday someone will officialize the creation of an emoji-only language with strict grammar and vocabulary.
The kind of people who use lots of emoji, and the places they use them (casual conversation, social media) don't care about grammar now, let alone learning a completely new (and arguably pointless) system.
Peter Smyth nerds exist in all domains.
Yes, there'll be an emoji for every word! We've already got an aubergine emoji and a pile of poo emoji we're already a good way there. and even if a word doesn't have an emoji all to itself, we'll work out a way to express it using two emoji together. And so we can write them with ordinary pens we'll invent a way to draw each emoji with a number of strokes. Stupid idea? Well, Chinese has done exactly this for thousands of years.
But how would you translate abstract concepts such as existential angst as emoji?!
@@rosiefay7283 I still prefer a simple alphabetical system like the Latin or Cyrillic system. Words are words, and that’s that.
i'd love to see more of your talks, tom!
Did Matt Parker have a segment too?? Will it be on his channel soon??
+sri charan Yes, he hosted the show and did a bit on "homonymetrics".
+Harry Jeffery cool.... Hope it will up on his channel soon.... Fingers crossed....
Yes, I did a few bits but did not film them. I have weekly videos on my channel though, so that should keep you going.
+standupmaths cool ;)
I love both Tom and Matt Parker. Awesome video
I love your taste.
This is excellent, especially the last 30 seconds. How do you keep making so much awesome stuff!?
2022 and we might finally be getting a goose emoji.
Wow Matt Parker and Tom Scott, 2 of my favorite people!
Absolutely amazing!
I think that was one of his best talks yet!
I love that Tom talking fast immediately makes him hilarious.
Tom, you are amazing. This is why I watch your videos. You are smart, yet funny. I wish the best for you in the future.
this was like a mini TedX Talk xD
You crack me up. Enjoyed the talk tremendously.
I really enjoyed this, performed like a stand up routine, but educational too, great combo!
Oh god
me saying "it's you isn't it" got in there...
I had no idea it was recorded.
loved the talk, Tom!
I feel you explained this much better here than you did in your other video approaching the same topic. Keep up the good work Tom!
Why I haven't been there, Matt Parker and Tom Scott in a one place! I really like them both!
We've even filmed some videos together if you search hard enough.
Comedy gold and learning stuff in every sentence! I love it!! xD
I seriously LOVE your sense of humor, stage presence, all of it.
If i ever get to try out doing standup on some open mike night, can I steal your jokes? Thanks :-D
Weirdly I was rewatching your last emoji talk before this uploaded. If this is my superpower it seems a bit bizarrely specific.
Well done Tom, this was really interesting.
Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with Emoji existing, but I don't really understand why people need to have x emoji. I can sympathize for skin tone and I guess hair color, but what in the world do we need a pancake emoji for? Surely it takes longer to find an emoji than it does to just type out the word. Oh well, I guess it didn't make sense in Japanese either. 🍙
TheGuyWhoIsSitting
I'm on Android, and for at least a few emoji I can type a word and the keyboard will suggest the emoji version of that word. 🐈 🍚 🍆 🌒 for example.
On Google Keyboard there's emoji search which makes using them way easier.
But then you two are typing out the word, and could just pick the word instead of the emoji.
@@Liggliluff which one looks cooler, 🥞 or *pancake*
It came out of Japan. That’s all the explanation that we need. They do things…… differently.
I love your presentation form.
It's great that my two favorite youtube smart guys appear in the same video!
One video could barely contain us both.
standupmaths I bet UA-cam would explode if you two were to be on screen at the same time for more than a couple seconds.
The Emoji Consortium, well here's a thing I never thought would end up existing.
And just like Matt pointed out, that mental editing break was hilarious, although I was surprised when he said he didn't even notice doing it xD
that was genuinely brilliant!
Tom, please do a live event in California. America loves you, and America needs you!
How many red T-Shirts do you have in your closet? Honest Answer! :P
There is a video on another channel Matt & Tom about this. Check it out :D
Can I ask you for the link?
+Lázaro Blanc ua-cam.com/video/p4SoSBo_nsI/v-deo.html
+Lázaro Blanc ua-cam.com/video/p4SoSBo_nsI/v-deo.html
+Lázaro Blanc i think he mentioned it before, he ordered like a twenty pack to fill his wardrobe at university
BRILLIANT!! Made me LOL at some parts 😄😂😄😆
Really well done Tom. You are really smart and know how to captivate people and put on a great, enjoyable show, where you can actually learn something. Here's an emoji for you: ;)
Fantastic 👏
Matt and Tom in the same video? AWESOME!!
Look up the YT channel 'Matt and Tom'
Tom, you are comedy gold!
I lol'd at the end. Literally. Real literally, not fake literally. I legitimately laughed at the condom emoji part.
its now 2017 and guess what, we even got an emoji movie
Matt Parker! Never thought I'd see such a crossover!
What is this, a cross-over episode‽
Tom sure is a great speaker. He can make everything sound interesting. Even if it's blasted emoji.
This guy is brilliant!
“Hire tom scott to speak at your conference” ah yes my conference
Ya, the emoji keyboard. Lovely stuff.
youre so good at presenting!!
mmm wish I was back home I couldve come seen this
congratulations on your 401k
Tom Scott, I fucking love you. This was fantastic.
well done, *applaudes*
This is soo cool
I'd love to know what model potato you used to record the audio!
looks like a russet type
+dudds6699 sounds* like
Yukon Gold. I'd recognise that sound profile anywhere.
Some person's phone in the crowd
"Japan, what are those?" is quite a common question.
I bet Tom Scott cried the day The Emoji Movie was announced.
Bloody good! :)
Funniest thing I've seen in a while
DickyTracy Sure is! I've seen it two times now and it isn't becoming less entertaining :D
Wish I lived in the uk and could come to this comedy club to watch you guys.
We tried to travel to other countries but it gets complicated.
That cowboy emoji turned out to be crucial in hindsight.
Tom is would be an amazing comedian
Tom is now the dude who introduces places