New Rule: Parliament Fights | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @laurentdrozin812
    @laurentdrozin812 Рік тому +1306

    The problem is that in politics, the hate itself is part of the performance. Governing isn't.

    • @michaelswaim9428
      @michaelswaim9428 Рік тому +31

      Underrated comment.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому +16

      Not to mention getting paid so well in show business.
      Congress members get paid well, but not THAT well.
      Also the examples he gave of actors in films imply that they all never worked together a 2nd time, so it was a terrible point.

    • @tparbs
      @tparbs Рік тому +4

      @@mnomadvfx not to mention the movies he highlighted are over 30 years old!

    • @TheOffender000
      @TheOffender000 Рік тому +2

      Sometimes hate and violence is necessary.

    • @laurentdrozin812
      @laurentdrozin812 Рік тому +19

      @@TheOffender000 When is that? Some situations can only be solved by violence, I agree about that. Hate on the other hand, it a poison of the mind. Not because of some moral or ethical code, but because hate impairs judgement and make you do stupid things.

  • @stevensinger8254
    @stevensinger8254 Рік тому +1311

    In 74+ plus years living in the USA, the concepts of " being a good sport" and graciousness have entirely disappeared from our culture

    • @anthonymatthews3698
      @anthonymatthews3698 Рік тому +36

      American exceptionalism at work. That term has to be buried.

    • @1SpiderJerusalem
      @1SpiderJerusalem Рік тому +30

      You think this new in our politics? Try reading history.

    • @ishner
      @ishner Рік тому +14

      Friend, we never had any. Do you know how many senators have been killed in the floor of congress by other senators?
      It is not 0.

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 Рік тому +2

      Watch the pros cheat every chance they get.

    • @RazorRamonMachismo
      @RazorRamonMachismo Рік тому

      GOOD LET IT ALL BURN LET THE SEWERS LEAK WITH SHIT

  • @mac_tire_aonair
    @mac_tire_aonair Рік тому +126

    I have been binge-watching Bill's "New Rule: " segments for over two weeks now. Absolutely hilarious, expertly delivered satire. Thank you Bill, (and the script writers) for all the laughs!!

    • @Volyren
      @Volyren Рік тому +4

      I used to hate Bill.
      Now, I'd smoke a doob with him, even if we only agree 50% of the time. Because wit and smartassery are things I appreciate, and doubly so when you don't put your left or right hand in your pocket while you savage some morons.

  • @brianthomas9381
    @brianthomas9381 Рік тому +261

    Many times I have agreed with you Bill. This time you nailed the topic so hard it reminded me of a segment delivered by Paul Harvey. Keep it up dude. The nation needs to hear it.

    • @far2ez539
      @far2ez539 Рік тому

      You agreed with him based on what, your feelings?
      This segment was way off. Feuds in parliament are for shitholes? Tons of extremely democratic european countries have brawls in parliament. The only way Bill could say this about America with a straight face is if he's never heard of Charles Sumner.

    • @jjones9822
      @jjones9822 Рік тому +1

      He’s a fence sitter. He knows the Dems are destroying the country yet he chooses to call people Ike MTG crazy. Has Bill seen AOC lately? With her constant cries of racism and fake victimhood. She is the best representation of the Dem party as a whole. Stupid, ignorant, degenerate liars and race hucksters who support nonsense such as trans children. The Republicans are tame compared to what the Democrats have become. They are completely off the rails and no matter how crazy they get Bill Maher will continue to vote for them because he just can’t bring himself to vote red. I like Maher and I think he could be reasonable. But until then he’s part of the problem, not the solution.

    • @broco1163
      @broco1163 Рік тому +9

      While he's right, it's hard to compare the two. Hollywood is result-oriented and pays really well, but only if you do well. Politics pays (relatively) poorly and pays regardless of your results, and even in some cases, gets you re-elected for avoiding results.

    • @imisstoronto3121
      @imisstoronto3121 Рік тому +2

      Brian Yes they do but they're not listening

    • @bengaltiger96
      @bengaltiger96 Рік тому

      @@broco1163 How exactly is $175,000 a year being paid poorly, especially when there are no KPIs to your job? Even the programmer who eventually got fired because he outsourced his coding work while surfing cat videos all day was more productive.

  • @Paremata
    @Paremata Рік тому +121

    The last line took the cake though.

  • @hussamshaker4606
    @hussamshaker4606 Рік тому +12

    The last sentence was honestly said I don’t see it as a joke , always I feel you side with America not with a party that is why I love your show , job well done Sir 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @kayladawn
    @kayladawn Рік тому +113

    "An Empire toppled by it's enemies can rise again, but one which crumbles from within? That's dead.

    • @seanstoyroom7274
      @seanstoyroom7274 Рік тому +2

      And what fills the vacuum? Does Canada inherit North America?

    • @Jeroen1983
      @Jeroen1983 Рік тому

      @@seanstoyroom7274 The frightening thing is that, at the global stage, it might be China.

    • @SilverJackLeg
      @SilverJackLeg Рік тому

      @@seanstoyroom7274 A new global power, that has money and massive army, like China fills the vacuum. Locally, nobody inherits, everything just slowly turns to Wyoming.

    • @Turk380
      @Turk380 Рік тому +2

      @@seanstoyroom7274 Gilead does.

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 Рік тому +7

      @@seanstoyroom7274
      > Does Canada inherit North America?
      Well, crossbreeding Canadians and US Americans actually _could_ result in a breed of very polite people having a healthy and prudent attitidue towards satire and irony as well as firearms, being fluent in English _and_ French and being quite relaxed people because they would have publicly funded universal health care - so that actually wouldn't be such a bad thing, *_eh?_* ;-)

  • @Mav_and_Miles
    @Mav_and_Miles Рік тому +22

    Never thought I’d grow to be an adult and agree with 90% of what Bill Maher had to say. Goes to show how nutty the world has gotten.

    • @WhatAboutRC
      @WhatAboutRC Рік тому +1

      Problem wasnt him or the world it was you. You grew up enough and seen enough to realize he was right all along. He hasnt changed anything he has said over the years.

    • @WynnWynn-gl3fk
      @WynnWynn-gl3fk Рік тому +2

      Well, I agreed with him in my teens and early 20s.

  • @dabidibup
    @dabidibup Рік тому +185

    “War is politics by other means”
    When neither sides listens, people get desperate

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

    • @TheNewblade1
      @TheNewblade1 Рік тому

      Lol centrist, yea shame on dems for not listening to republicas ask for more tax cuts, more weapons at the boarder, more bombs dropped on poor countries, no rights for women, poc or cis gendered heteronormative identifying individuals. I'm sure I'll get better healthcare as soon as we stop all those drag queens from transing our kids.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому

      An occasional fist fight in the halls of govmt is a long way from war.
      I think if Congress actually devolved to fighting once in a while then maybe they would stop being such c**ty showboats.

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 Рік тому +1

      "ALL humans need a good beat-down" - Little Debbie

    • @chalkandcheese1868
      @chalkandcheese1868 Рік тому

      "Politics is show business for ugly people"

  • @FerrariKing
    @FerrariKing Рік тому +228

    This makes me miss celebrity deathmatch that was on MTV in the 90's

    • @joeberg3317
      @joeberg3317 Рік тому +12

      Let's get it on!

    • @Rubin4749
      @Rubin4749 Рік тому +4

      If they did that show now you couldn't show a female claymation getting attacked physically without the producers being compared to R.Kelly.

    • @johnmijo
      @johnmijo Рік тому +5

      I hear you there, it was a fun clamation cartoon that never failed to be humorous :)

    • @danielbrockerttravel
      @danielbrockerttravel Рік тому +2

      Yes!!!!!!!!!!

    • @NaYawkr
      @NaYawkr Рік тому

      The Latest Show is gonna be called JUDGEMENT DAY, and it will be great.

  • @Julian-cw8je
    @Julian-cw8je Рік тому +3

    Bill Maher;;;;;
    Superb!

  • @ethanwinnegrad3402
    @ethanwinnegrad3402 Рік тому +74

    I remember years ago when a fight broke out in Ukranian parlament while Vitali Klitschko was in parliment. He was just standing there while everybody else was throwing punches because nobody was stupid enough to get anywhere near him. Lol classic

  • @socialstew
    @socialstew Рік тому +322

    Two solvable problems:
    1. 24-hour news cycle -- whose basic job is to keep advertisers happy.
    2. Career politicians -- whose basic job is to win reelection.

    • @dawnoceanside7300
      @dawnoceanside7300 Рік тому

      3. Dem constituents getting OFF the COMFY COUCH. STANDing UP for America! 🤭

    • @Nathan-ij1sd
      @Nathan-ij1sd Рік тому +1

      I’m not sure number one is solvable…..

    • @kermitfrog593
      @kermitfrog593 Рік тому +12

      younger generation is more into internet and podcasts than 24 hr news on tv. career politicians, thats a harder one to solve. maybe people should just decide to not vote for anyone who's going for a third term.

    • @macgeek2004
      @macgeek2004 Рік тому +13

      I mean, career politicians -- like career lawyers -- are a GOOD thing. You _want_ the people making the laws to be professionals at writing and making the laws. We don't necessarily want an _amateur_ Congress, do we? A right-wing full of MTGs and a left-wing full of...well, actually, a left-wing full of AOC's wouldn't actually be a bad thing...

    • @tomg6149
      @tomg6149 Рік тому +5

      @@kermitfrog593 Term limits

  • @Mr.Firebrand
    @Mr.Firebrand Рік тому +219

    That last line was epic

    • @HH-gv8mx
      @HH-gv8mx Рік тому

      Turning your children communist, and gay… Was that a line from Ron DeSantis?

    • @ChuckWortman
      @ChuckWortman Рік тому +5

      Not cool Bill. A little disclaimer to warn us not to drink at that moment lest the beverage in question comes out your nose!

    • @southpaw2k1
      @southpaw2k1 Рік тому

      So epic that Minister Jap talked about it on his own channel.😊

    • @aaronchambers9492
      @aaronchambers9492 Рік тому +5

      Bill is so quietly republican but he’s deeply invested at this point haha

    • @guitarpaul3645
      @guitarpaul3645 Рік тому +2

      Yes, you're not quite sure he is being 100% sarcastic. 🤣

  • @dr.abdul-kadironyelukachuk4574

    This is quite philosophical and insightful.

  • @tadroid3858
    @tadroid3858 Рік тому +823

    "Honey sit down. This is Congress. Not the Waffle House at 3 in the morning." GOLD!!! Thanks.

    • @seanbrown9048
      @seanbrown9048 Рік тому +12

      Lol; MTG is pure whiskey tango…

    • @sawtooth808
      @sawtooth808 Рік тому +15

      @@seanbrown9048 more like Whiskey Tango Foxtrot 😳

    • @barnowl4528
      @barnowl4528 Рік тому

      Warner Bros discovery is the parent company of both HBO and CNN. CNN morning host Don Lemon is about to be fired because his two female co-host hate his guts. this bit by Bill Maher is preparing for the firing of Don Lemon

    • @barnowl4528
      @barnowl4528 Рік тому

      CNN is offering obscene money to Gayle King and Charles Barkley to try to get them on board

    • @RefugeeOfModernity
      @RefugeeOfModernity Рік тому +6

      Mediocrity isn't gold. Anyone could write that

  • @havaguday
    @havaguday Рік тому +45

    "It could never happen here." is what frightened people say late at night in an attempt to reassure themselves.

    • @seanstoyroom7274
      @seanstoyroom7274 Рік тому +1

      People will lie to themselves about anything to maintain the Status Quo.

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 Рік тому +1

      If the Nazi Era taught humans anything, it's that fascism can spring up anytime, anywhere. Even in civilized, cultured, educated, worthy nations like Germany.
      Only a fool thinks "That can't happen in my country, or my lifetime!"

  • @theresehopkins1581
    @theresehopkins1581 Рік тому +2

    Bill Maher, we love 💘 you!!!! I am so glad you were born, because you really do make a difference!!! Not everybody can make my husband laugh out loud and say "you gotta watch this"!!!... Thank you Sir!!

  • @frankschultz6572
    @frankschultz6572 Рік тому +103

    That last punch line was brilliant

    • @waynetompkins3006
      @waynetompkins3006 Рік тому +1

      Why?

    • @guitarpaul3645
      @guitarpaul3645 Рік тому +8

      @@waynetompkins3006 err... because it was funny?

    • @waynetompkins3006
      @waynetompkins3006 Рік тому

      I hate to disappoint you, but I'm sure Bill was being sarcastic, not serious.

    • @guitarpaul3645
      @guitarpaul3645 Рік тому +7

      @@waynetompkins3006 Yes.. we know. Sarcasm is a thing in comedy.

    • @M0butu
      @M0butu Рік тому +1

      ​@@waynetompkins3006 I am sure that he believes that was sarcastic.

  • @johnmohblaxta
    @johnmohblaxta Рік тому +85

    Seth Mayers said MTG looked like an old rappers first wife. I haven't recovered from that 😂😂😂

  • @matthewmaccaughey5016
    @matthewmaccaughey5016 Рік тому +57

    Bill has become the voice of reason and "common sense" in America.

    • @excictinceispointless
      @excictinceispointless Рік тому

      Kinda like he just points a finger at the democrats and mid pointing he starts trashing the conservatives like they are creeps that just raped and old woman he's a fake like all talk shoe hosts he works for one side. He's trying to pretend he's not biased. Disgusting the entertainment world is run by idiots

    • @pk5727
      @pk5727 Рік тому +1

      Yep, God help us all.

    • @freewheeler1728
      @freewheeler1728 Рік тому +2

      I thought John Stossel is THE voice of reason and "common sense" in America - what the heck, let Bill have that title too

    • @OhyesSofresh
      @OhyesSofresh Рік тому

      🤡

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Рік тому +139

    excellent work here, Bill, you nailed it,I can’t get enough of those parliament fights either. The stills at the end were priceless.

    • @bartmix8994
      @bartmix8994 Рік тому +1

      Not really.

    • @R.Oates7902
      @R.Oates7902 Рік тому +2

      Yes, they were. I thought the stills were hilarious!

    • @susanwilde81
      @susanwilde81 Рік тому +1

      Actually they did not work and it is not because they are in Hollywood it is because the people in question wanted to get paid. Sabotaging your job and tanking it in the box office hits the bottom line of your bank account. Also makes for fewer gigs after your worst work. So letting someone come between you and your money is not something those who work in Hollywood are about. There is no threat of this in congress. The constituents will still vote party line for them. Even Bill will vote ticket if he does not have a variety to choose from on his side. Just like every voter today.

  • @jordanloux3883
    @jordanloux3883 Рік тому +18

    Bill, we know there will never be a fight... because these people are all complete cowards. It's just posturing.

    • @JasonReagan84
      @JasonReagan84 Рік тому

      This is true, and if the left threw the first punch, they would demonize them as the bad guys

    • @ianw0ng
      @ianw0ng Рік тому +2

      like trump. talked about going in alone to save school kids from a gunman, but went into panic mode on stage at the podium when he heard a loud commotion.

  • @flyrobin2544
    @flyrobin2544 Рік тому +97

    This show is really a gem. We can all learn a lesson from it.

    • @flyrobin2544
      @flyrobin2544 Рік тому

      @@guitarpaul3645 You couldn't be more full of shit if you were an outhouse!!!

  • @benh5003
    @benh5003 Рік тому +37

    I'm really impressed with Bill Maher these days. Wow

  • @avjake
    @avjake Рік тому +46

    The disconnect here is that on a movie set, everyone has a common goal. In politics, the goals are at opposite ends of the field.

    • @gasstationpeanuts1814
      @gasstationpeanuts1814 Рік тому

      It’s not even clear to me that Bill’s whole premise here makes any sense. Light heckling between opposing political parties is the path to violence? Huh.

    • @Christan_Moreno
      @Christan_Moreno Рік тому +2

      In theory Bill's right, but in practice you're right.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 Рік тому +1

      I disagree to a large extent. The people have been waiting years for Congress to solve the immigrant problem at the border. Start with the common goal. Next, agree how to spend less. Next, affordable health care. Certainly, we should all agree that the first is right up there -- and by all accounts, it is fixable. America has always been able to address common problems, until now.

    • @kix5284
      @kix5284 Рік тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing. One's trying to make a movie while the other one is trying to ruin the movie so another country's movies are better.

    • @sekokhan5307
      @sekokhan5307 Рік тому +1

      Well the common goal should be to improve/ serve the country

  • @Kraxe_Collectibles
    @Kraxe_Collectibles Рік тому +18

    That last joke made my coffee come out my nose 😂

  • @patcomerford5596
    @patcomerford5596 Рік тому +81

    "That bus has sailed" - literary murder.🤣🤣🤣

    • @travis8850
      @travis8850 Рік тому +8

      Maybe not. I've seen buses go sailing off the side off a cliff a time or two. 😆

    • @incubus3114
      @incubus3114 Рік тому +1

      You can tell as soon as he said it he got pissed.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 Рік тому +1

      When you write something to be heard, the ears only perk up if what is said isn't a cliche and wasn't expected. That was a nice polish on his speech.

    • @davidperry7270
      @davidperry7270 Рік тому

      @@travis8850 "Phew! That was close!" (finale of The Young Ones)

    • @dhanu_4539
      @dhanu_4539 Рік тому +1

      I felt bad that people didn't laugh... That was a great line

  • @johnbohl
    @johnbohl Рік тому +73

    That Eddie Murphy remark reinforces Maher’s point even more given the fact Murphy actually did work with Landis again for “Beverly Hills Cop 3.”

    • @Scorp308
      @Scorp308 Рік тому +10

      And did that movie stink.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 Рік тому +6

      They had a common goal: make another hit and make a bunch of money. Congress has problems it has to solve as its goal.

    • @kjhuang
      @kjhuang Рік тому +6

      @@scribe570 Congressmembers' goal isn't to "solve problems". If voters cared about Congressmembers solving problems they wouldn't keep reelecting them.

    • @kevinkilbane2007
      @kevinkilbane2007 10 місяців тому

      ​@@Scorp308no

  • @PtolemyCeasar
    @PtolemyCeasar Рік тому +5

    Real Time is a huge asset to HBO, everybody else can wait in line.

    • @actownsend7288
      @actownsend7288 9 місяців тому

      It’s the best fucking show on HBO!!!

  • @JingIeFett
    @JingIeFett Рік тому +28

    The reason actors can work together even though they hate eachother is that there’s direct financial consequences if they don’t. If the movie flops, they make less money and their reputation can take a hit, making future jobs harder to get. What are the immediate consequences if politicians don’t work together?

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Рік тому +2

      Well said, that's a very big difference. In fact i don't think it was a very good comparison between politicians and Hollywood at all

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 Рік тому +1

      Politicians do this theater for likes

    • @denniszenanywhere
      @denniszenanywhere Рік тому

      It’s called empathy. Actors try on someone’s skin as part of the movie. They empathize with their character, not the person they are acting with. It’s easy not to get along when your focus is the character you’re playing and you want to make it work. That one word- empathy- is what actors have because they’re putting on a character not their own whereas a politician has to wear the same character all the time, there’s no switching off their character unlike actors who use their roles for therapy and again, empathy.

    • @australien6611
      @australien6611 Рік тому +1

      @@denniszenanywhere thats not what empathy means dude..

    • @JingIeFett
      @JingIeFett Рік тому +2

      ​@@australien6611 I think the comparison was ok, the problem is Bill didn't address *why* the actors can do that. The why is important if he wants the same outcome, otherwise it's just wishful thinking and complaining
      For example, if politician's salary was directly affected by congress' approval rating, you bet they'd clean up their act and start working together the next day. Because now their salary would be on the line, just like the actors.
      But without financial consequences, they can do whatever they want and it doesn't matter. The worst that can happen is they get voted out of office, which just incentivizes them to make their opponents look bad

  • @c016smith52
    @c016smith52 Рік тому +85

    Was laughing out loud tonight more than most, great show throughout.

    • @Gaetano.94
      @Gaetano.94 Рік тому

      The chick ruined it for me

    • @oregonsnob31
      @oregonsnob31 Рік тому

      Ditto!!

    • @anonymoususer4376
      @anonymoususer4376 Рік тому

      @@Gaetano.94 everything she said was true. except about Cracker Barrel. never liked that place.

  • @N_Loco_Parenthesis
    @N_Loco_Parenthesis 7 місяців тому

    "Hate translates very nicely into love." Hugh Grant, tense relationship off-camera, chemistry-on.

  • @Read.A.Journal.Article
    @Read.A.Journal.Article Рік тому +92

    "honestly, i think that bus has sailed." lol

    • @livinginvancouverbc2247
      @livinginvancouverbc2247 Рік тому +1

      I'm taking the 106 bus to New Zealand. I hope I get a seat and don't have to stand the whole way...
      "You know what, pregnant lady? Standing might do you some good."

    • @halo9lady
      @halo9lady Рік тому +6

      I wondered why nobody laughed at that, thought I was laughing alone… but you were there!

    • @lw3269
      @lw3269 Рік тому +4

      Just what I was going to say! Maybe an Airbus?

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 Рік тому +1

      @@lw3269 that's probably true, Bill was thinking of zeppelins.

    • @PrimoStracciatella
      @PrimoStracciatella Рік тому +2

      I always thought it was a train that sailed.

  • @tellurye
    @tellurye Рік тому +44

    *FUN FACT* : Not sure why bill left this out. But anyway, yes Tom and Charlize had a difficult time, MAJOR big time tension between them -was never really clear on what it was but they really didnt care for each other. However, the cool thing, on the last day of shooting (or maybe after) Tom did have flowers or something delivered to her with a card saying something to the effect that "I know we didnt get along very well, but still, if I had to do this film over again, there is no one else I would choose besides you" Or something like that like hey we dont see eye to eye, but our talents work well together and like bill said, we get the job done.

    • @Willverinerage
      @Willverinerage Рік тому

      I've never heard that story ever, I'm sorry but I call bullshit.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Рік тому

      @@Willverinerage Oh, so because you never heard of it, it must not be true. Who the fuq are you dickbreath? It was reported in multiple newspapers and interviews who quoted them. Could care less if you beleive it or not, now go back to your safe space.

    • @Willverinerage
      @Willverinerage Рік тому

      @@tellurye with a response like that, it seems like you need the safe space. I merely gave my opinion. You're the one having the freakout.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Рік тому

      @@Willverinerage You didnt give your opinion, you called me a liar and that its "bullshit" but you are right - you dont need a safe space as you clearly are in one which is why your narcissistic ass hasnt heard of commonly known issues ROFL!!

    • @Willverinerage
      @Willverinerage Рік тому

      @@tellurye keep projecting little man, and you tell me constantly about safe spaces yet you're the one who keeps overreacting. Whatever man, I stopped caring a while ago. I'm not going to further respond to you and your projecting. Enjoy your day

  • @ItisFicus24
    @ItisFicus24 Рік тому +1

    Outstanding commentary.

  • @MarySanchez-qk3hp
    @MarySanchez-qk3hp Рік тому +117

    Remember the rules we learned in kindergarten? Always share your toys, and don't hoard them. Learn cooperative play. Put your toys back where they belong when you're done with them. Never hit anybody. Don't throw your food. Respect adults and be polite to people. Say please and thank you, excuse me, and ask permission to leave the room. Dress appropriately for school. Clean up your own messes. Respect your teacher. Make friends with other kids and take care of the weak ones. Play fair, use sportsmanship during gym and competitive gamwa. Take turns. Pledge allegiance. Work hard and study. Be a good citizen.
    And if you misbehaved or didn't do your homework, the teacher would give you a time-out, send you home with a letter and extra homework, and no one made excuses for your inappropriate behavior. Now teachers and principals are expected to be police,,shrinks, social workers and babysitters, as well. With low pay and dangerous schools, paying for school supplies from their own pockets. And science teachers can't teach science. And history teachers can't teach history.
    Congress and the Senate need some muscular babysitters and rule enforcers for these infantile politicians. Even kindergarteners know the rules better! We should put some of the kids in Washington to replace the bad boys and girls, who deserve a long time-out. Like, forever. One strike and you're out. Was a children's psychiatric worker and saw kids with more serious problems who still understood civility and appropriateness better than these people.

    • @robertperry4439
      @robertperry4439 Рік тому

      Also, none of the actors killed their choreographer, that is before Alec Baldwin.

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 Рік тому +13

      @@robertperry4439 Low blow, unfair. He liked her a lot. What would you do if told the gun to use in a scene has blanks?

    • @darkangelkate3950
      @darkangelkate3950 Рік тому +4

      Very well said!!

    • @cartoonraccoon2078
      @cartoonraccoon2078 Рік тому +5

      @@robertperry4439 It was the cinematographer. I guess factual acuracy is too much to ask for in our trolls...

    • @thomasramirez1225
      @thomasramirez1225 Рік тому

      @@robertperry4439 seriously irrelevant, don't be a Bozo 🥱

  • @stacking4life86
    @stacking4life86 Рік тому +31

    The problem is in Hollywood it all boils down to a common goal called money; Feelings become secondary.
    In Congress there is no common goals and members are more rewarded for not working together.

    • @SE-gs6gd
      @SE-gs6gd Рік тому

      Ummmm....and money lol

    • @Mav_and_Miles
      @Mav_and_Miles Рік тому +1

      Nancy Pelosi’s investment portfolio enters the chat

  • @haroldscotclark7394
    @haroldscotclark7394 Рік тому +9

    I’ve worked on movie sets, there are so many a holes you have to deal with, but you want the movie to be awesome because you’re name is on it.
    Totally accurate

  • @milesbrad9975
    @milesbrad9975 Рік тому +191

    One of the reasons it's good to be British
    You have the right to say you have the most entertaining parliament on the planet

    • @Jeff-cn9up
      @Jeff-cn9up Рік тому +18

      But you are legally prohibited from using clips of Parliament for comedy purposes. Or were, until very recently.

    • @tbirdboy
      @tbirdboy Рік тому +10

      House of Commons should be a TV show...wait a minute...

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar Рік тому +1

      ​@@Jeff-cn9up Oh, did they finally change that?

    • @Jeff-cn9up
      @Jeff-cn9up Рік тому +4

      @@volcryndarkstar Actually the change in the law was in 2014, but it seems to have taken the BBC a while to notice and take advantage of what the new law could allow.

    • @sabareeshmuralidharan635
      @sabareeshmuralidharan635 Рік тому +18

      ORDER!!! ORRRRDDDERRRRRR!!!

  • @samjay1256
    @samjay1256 Рік тому +11

    I always watch the rules. Good job as always.🎉

  • @vikingkombat9389
    @vikingkombat9389 Рік тому

    It's nice to have you back Bill.

  • @johndoe-vb9sm
    @johndoe-vb9sm Рік тому +7

    👍🤣Good one....and Im conservative. You are an unknown great mediator of whats really goings on out here. Im still watching. Keep it up! Thanks

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Рік тому +7

    And that last line 😅😂🤣lmao perfect deliver sir absolutely perfect ! Oh and absolutely correct as well !

  • @HeavyChevy
    @HeavyChevy Рік тому +22

    I was really hoping to see a cat fight between Mitt Romney and George Santos. 😂😂😂

    • @JimH.
      @JimH. Рік тому +3

      Santos would have claimed to be an MMA fighter to try and scare off Romney.

  • @hezigler
    @hezigler Рік тому +37

    One of your best New Rules videos in ages.

  • @CollinSamatas
    @CollinSamatas Рік тому +15

    This episode really hit home, overall. Great comedy, guests, sections, etc. This show helps keep me going in life, no joke.

  • @texasbluebonnet4303
    @texasbluebonnet4303 Рік тому

    Talk about Passion for what you believe!

  • @stoicscorpio3838
    @stoicscorpio3838 Рік тому +128

    Finally catching up with the rest of the "modern world." 🤘😂

    • @NaYawkr
      @NaYawkr Рік тому +1

      Only till we Hit The Flush Handle.

    • @Juniorverse
      @Juniorverse Рік тому

      @@NaYawkrour hands are firmly gripping it as we speak

    • @markusallen5634
      @markusallen5634 Рік тому

      The events of January 6th proved to the rest of the world that America is just another third world country that is ready to throw away democracy and take up an authoritarian government, ruled by a dictator like Donald Trump. It's going to happen eventually.

    • @justaguy2365
      @justaguy2365 Рік тому +1

      Actually they got the idea from us. There are plenty of documented brawls in Congress.

  • @gugy68
    @gugy68 Рік тому +57

    I’m telling you. Feels so good, I became Independent and literally despise both parties. When I get into discussions with people it’s so liberating that I don’t pick any sides and mock them both. People really get confused because they either expect to fight or agree with you about the side they support. 😂

    • @InnaGottaDavida
      @InnaGottaDavida Рік тому +15

      Both parties have gotten so ridiculous it's impossible to take either one seriously.

    • @miggans21012
      @miggans21012 Рік тому +8

      If you really notice nothing changes no matter who's in power

    • @nico8587d
      @nico8587d Рік тому

      @@miggans21012 What happened to the women’s right to abortion?? gop want to take away your social security and Medicare. Who’s side are you on???

    • @miggans21012
      @miggans21012 Рік тому

      @@nico8587d Yes. Whose side are you on.. That's the problem. You're no different then a trumpster.

    • @jerrypilarz3076
      @jerrypilarz3076 Рік тому

      You still have your biases, though. We all do.

  • @widdomonki238
    @widdomonki238 Рік тому +11

    Thank you Bill, for pointing out something so very true... about cocaine bear. Oh yeah, the bit about hating each other and getting the job done in show business was spot on as well :P

  • @warren52nz
    @warren52nz Рік тому +11

    Great to see American comedy uncensored (for a change)!

    • @junvillanueva2790
      @junvillanueva2790 Рік тому

      Not really, a lot of commedians got cancelled because one party does not their jokes, example, Rossaene Barr😂

    • @warren52nz
      @warren52nz Рік тому

      @@junvillanueva2790 Yes, censorship comes from religion... crowd control. That's why it's so prevalent in the USA.
      My hypothesis.

  • @amystabile7789
    @amystabile7789 Рік тому +14

    This was gold.

  • @sgtigerj
    @sgtigerj Рік тому +21

    They can’t work together because they can’t even agree what a movie is, or even how to use a camera. How do you even work together when one side insists that the camera can see through walls

    • @DrThunder2004
      @DrThunder2004 Рік тому

      Or what the gender of the camera is.

    • @sgtigerj
      @sgtigerj Рік тому +1

      @@DrThunder2004 you see though, the gender of the Cameraperson; whatever gender the cameraperson identifies as or what he wishes to be referred to as, doesn’t affect the production of the movie in anyway. But one side choose to dwell on this issue more than the cameraperson themselves

  • @ellishall3392
    @ellishall3392 Рік тому +7

    I've always loved bill
    A voice of reason no matter which side I vote for .
    ❤️

    • @donmongoose
      @donmongoose Рік тому +1

      Shame he's about 15 yearsout of date to be relevant, as proven by using show business as his comparision, how many of those examples he showed were less than 20 years old? Maybes if he'd made these jokes a decade a go entertainment wouldn't be as ideologically divided as it has been.

    • @ellishall3392
      @ellishall3392 Рік тому

      Well he is still very human
      And catching on late is better then never
      As a newbie Christian I can vouch for that😊🌈🌷🌹

  • @bengaltiger96
    @bengaltiger96 Рік тому +2

    Sen Mullin and Rep McCarthy brought me here.

  • @quercusalba6833
    @quercusalba6833 Рік тому +48

    “Violence is the final authority, from which all other authority is derived.”

    • @j84martinez44
      @j84martinez44 Рік тому +1

      Aye

    • @zanido9073
      @zanido9073 Рік тому +3

      I've always said this, not phrased as concisely though. this is good.

    • @TheNewblade1
      @TheNewblade1 Рік тому

      So what part of the knife domain do u preside over?

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast Рік тому +1

      Robert A Heinlein?

    • @appletreeblunt
      @appletreeblunt Рік тому +2

      A citizen

  • @kenthehobo
    @kenthehobo Рік тому +9

    0:17 I think that's my home country Bolivia! We love our parliament brawls!

  • @patitasandiego4240
    @patitasandiego4240 Рік тому +1

    What a great episode!!

  • @oscargr_
    @oscargr_ Рік тому +6

    In the comments to see how many people will say.. "we are not a democracy, Bill, we are a republic"
    🙄

    • @darthsaban8665
      @darthsaban8665 Рік тому +1

      Your remedial attempt at sarcasm doesn't make it any less factual

    • @oscargr_
      @oscargr_ Рік тому +3

      @@darthsaban8665 There you go.. you are the first.

  • @ChimPanion
    @ChimPanion Рік тому +5

    The only thing HBO affiliated I watch. Thanks for posting to UA-cam Bill.

  • @JA-gu2ro
    @JA-gu2ro Рік тому +1

    Don’t mess with Bill

  • @000TheZombie000
    @000TheZombie000 Рік тому +42

    Politicians don't hate each other. One politician's constituents hate another politician's constituents.

    • @nahuelma97
      @nahuelma97 Рік тому +1

      I'd say it's a lot of that, yes, but that's mostly the case with the older generations of politicians. In this context, older/younger politicians meaning people who have been in politics for more or less time, not necessarily referring to their general age. I doubt Ted Cruz believes a single word out of any of the stupid shit he's said publicly about Joe Biden, or any of the people in his generation or older, but people who have been in politics for a lot less longer than him probably do have feelings more closely resembling hate and disdain than respectful disagreement. I think you're much more likely to find a pair of people from each side of the isle who respect each other regardless of their disagreements in older politician generations than in pairs who have been in politics for 10 years or less, let alone people who got into politics during the Trump presidency or after. For better or worse, people who have been in politics for a while know how the system works and they know that you can't completely lose respect for the other person's humanity, unlike the younger politicians who simply don't have that understanding and, because of the way they behave, they may never gain it at all

    • @scribe570
      @scribe570 Рік тому

      That's a good point. It's all pro wrestling.

  • @LunaticFringeReviews
    @LunaticFringeReviews Рік тому +75

    It would be nice to have a government work together to actually get shit done. The inevitable WWE match between parties will be must-see TV 🔥

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

    • @923crono
      @923crono Рік тому

      This stupid pettiness in government is doing a good job in distracting the working class from the fact that they are getting poorer and the ultra rich still own congress 👏

    • @JingIeFett
      @JingIeFett Рік тому +2

      President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho approves

    • @bobbafett1849
      @bobbafett1849 Рік тому +7

      Thats how the oligarchy wants it. Division is good for them.

    • @franklee7150
      @franklee7150 Рік тому

      I’d rather have the Government do less. Anything the government does is costly and the inefficient,

  • @tedcabana
    @tedcabana Рік тому +2

    Everybody loves "Bill Murray!" How dare you go ther, Bill? He's an American treasure.

  • @TheBHAitken
    @TheBHAitken Рік тому +58

    Parliament Fights! In this country, the politicians come armed!

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

    • @gears7467
      @gears7467 Рік тому +5

      Yes sir, armed and loaded on booze.

  • @drsmoto3400
    @drsmoto3400 Рік тому +31

    our congress is too old to get in a brawl, they can't pick up their walkers let alone throw them

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 Рік тому +7

      They’d be throwing their false teeth at each other.

    • @michaelmorningstar8645
      @michaelmorningstar8645 Рік тому

      Like Nancy Pelosi couldn't kick your ass.

  • @jonniemae818
    @jonniemae818 Рік тому

    Good stuff and seem correct too❤. Thanks Mr. Maher.

  • @dcquence
    @dcquence Рік тому +11

    Writing was top notch tonight

  • @NoDrNo
    @NoDrNo Рік тому +28

    That last line was perfect lol

  • @maikaimakena9424
    @maikaimakena9424 Рік тому

    Bill you are absolutely BRILLIANT BROTHER ⚡️❤️👊

  • @TrevorMoses312
    @TrevorMoses312 Рік тому +5

    Bill, you should see the fights in the South African Parliament. Also, Margaret Sixel was the editor on Mad Max Fury Road - she won an Oscar for it.

    • @theeccentrictripper3863
      @theeccentrictripper3863 Рік тому

      Whatever we devolve into before our problems start clearing up, I pray to all the gods it's not South Africa.

  • @waynegabriel943
    @waynegabriel943 Рік тому +1

    Love you Bill and support you even when we disagree. That said, you need to have someone check your tie before air time. Like seeing someone with tissue on their shoe it is difficult to pay attention to what you are saying.

  • @jessicaisles4946
    @jessicaisles4946 Рік тому +13

    It used to happen in the US all the time! Back in the day...

  • @whatsername123
    @whatsername123 Рік тому +5

    "I can not get enough of that shit"
    I feel ya Bill. I feel ya. 🤣

  • @GOINFINITI
    @GOINFINITI Рік тому

    Fantastic piece - really

  • @matthewklahn3204
    @matthewklahn3204 Рік тому +48

    If we brought back dueling and honorable mutual combat it would solve 86% of problems.

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

    • @xhagast
      @xhagast Рік тому +1

      Unfortunately it has been technically illegal for over 250 years.

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 Рік тому

      I think MANDATORY, FREE abortions for all.....would solve EVERY problem.
      ANd i'm willing to wager cash on that!

    • @j-me6317
      @j-me6317 Рік тому

      Plus or minus 3 percent to allow for discrepancies.

    • @Wolfen443
      @Wolfen443 Рік тому

      Except that most people who need to prove their worth in a fight cannot, is not like we can train politicians to be Roman gladiators overnight.

  • @marioking9249
    @marioking9249 Рік тому +4

    Missed Jamie Foxx and LL Cool J-Any Giving Sunday

  • @miguelolmedo4288
    @miguelolmedo4288 Рік тому +2

    Well the U.S. Congress had it's own Parliament Fight on November 14 2023

  • @MythicTyrant
    @MythicTyrant Рік тому +16

    I don’t recall David and Gillian (from “The X-Files”) ever being at odds with each other, but still a rational argument about setting your differences aside for the bigger picture.

    • @ianw0ng
      @ianw0ng Рік тому +3

      i was an x-phile. they couldnt stand each other. they are on good term now though.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Рік тому +1

      @@ianw0ng Um, then you are so not an x-phile. That was tabloid rumor BS. There was tension, but not so much between them - it was because glillian and david both had equal screen time, but gillian was paid much less. They did admit that sometimes they would get crabby - which can happen when on set 12 - 15 hour days. But they stated several times that they never "hated" or "couldnt stand each other". Its just one would get exhausted and then some idiot would exaggerate about it and simps and cucks like you would beleive it.

    • @JimH.
      @JimH. Рік тому

      From what I've read, they didn't have any specific issues toward each other, more of a just got sick of working with each other for years thing.

    • @michaelmorningstar8645
      @michaelmorningstar8645 Рік тому +1

      She just refuses to work with him unless she got the same pay.

    • @tellurye
      @tellurye Рік тому

      @@michaelmorningstar8645 WTF are you talking about, ? They did like 8 seasons together. She never refused to work with him - she did so for years until Duchovny retired.

  • @user-em6ie2be7x
    @user-em6ie2be7x Рік тому +16

    Mango Taco Gristle was confusing The STOU with an episode of Jerry Springer.

  • @richardknapp8322
    @richardknapp8322 Рік тому

    Zazzam! Interesting lesson

  • @Kevin_Williamson
    @Kevin_Williamson Рік тому +15

    In other words.....people need to grow up, stop whinging, and start acting like responsible, mature, civil adults who understand they need to work with others in a world where nobody always gets their way. Something I haven't seen from too many people in too long a time.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Рік тому

      What is whinging?

    • @Kevin_Williamson
      @Kevin_Williamson Рік тому +1

      whinge
      /(h)winj/
      BRITISH
      verb
      complain persistently and in a peevish or irritating way.

    • @jamesmcinnis208
      @jamesmcinnis208 Рік тому +1

      @@Kevin_Williamson Good one. (I guess I could have looked it up!) Thank you!

    • @Kevin_Williamson
      @Kevin_Williamson Рік тому

      You're welcome. 😊😊

  • @franklee7150
    @franklee7150 Рік тому +50

    When you’re mad as Hell and you can’t take it anymore.

    • @TeddyKGB12
      @TeddyKGB12 Рік тому

      When YOU'RE uneducated as Hell and you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".......

    • @lpk6372
      @lpk6372 Рік тому

      And you're too stupid to actually find out why and who's to blame.

    • @lennonacid
      @lennonacid Рік тому

      You guys may be mad as hell, but your lazy as shit.

    • @franklee7150
      @franklee7150 Рік тому

      @@lennonacid Yep, the fragile generation doesn’t want to work.

    • @franklee7150
      @franklee7150 Рік тому

      @@lpk6372 Inflation, Open Borders, Energy costs, War in Ukraine, Americans left behind in Afghanistan, Fentanyl epidemic, Virtue signaling, Chinese Spy Balloons, Homelessness, Crime, Sons making millions on shady foreign deals, manipulation of media.
      Let’s Go Brandon!

  • @frogdogink4415
    @frogdogink4415 11 місяців тому

    Excellent!

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee Рік тому +5

    ROTFL 🤣 that quick cut at the end clinched that laugh.
    i’ve heard a few stories, but i didn’t know it was as bad as that!! i can’t imagine being on the road with a show and having to live with that!! gods, the stress! it’s bad enough when you’re on stage for months, but living with the person for months on the road. ye gods!!!!
    i remember in one movie the leading lady hated her leading man. well, of course, they had to kiss. guess what she ate before shooting the scene - raw onion!! jeeminy!!! yuck!
    This is what Bette David said to reporters at Joan’s funeral. “Just because you’re dead, doesn’t make you nice.” couldn’t agree more! you go, Bette :) 🌹🌱

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager Рік тому +24

    Sometimes it goes very wrong. Castle's leads hated each other so very, very much that the final season did everything possible to make sure they were never in a scene together.

    • @InnaGottaDavida
      @InnaGottaDavida Рік тому +1

      They only hated each other during the last season or two. It's been rumored that Nathan Fillion and Stana Katic dated and had a relationship during part of the show's run and their breakup led to the show looking to get rid of Beckett but the writers weren't sure how to do it. The ratings were dropping so they decided to end the show before the network cancelled it.

    • @miggans21012
      @miggans21012 Рік тому +1

      I used to like that show. I didn't know that.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Рік тому +2

      @@miggans21012 It was a fun show. Apparently the two leads dated IRL and it ended super bitterly. Given how many people want to work with Fillion again and how she hasn't done much since, I'm going to say I'm not blaming him for it.

  • @johnheart6890
    @johnheart6890 Рік тому

    Brilliant!

  • @PolarBearFromNY
    @PolarBearFromNY Рік тому +7

    I hope to one day be as happy as the guy screaming woo in the background

  • @kinggoldark3853
    @kinggoldark3853 Рік тому +3

    That’s pretty rich, considering that the political entertainment complex (which is to say, show biz for the ugly) is providing the incentive structure for all of this crap. Call the president an asshole in Congress? Sure you’ll get reprimanded. But you’ll also get a segment on Tucker and raise $150,000 in a week.

  • @michellewahl4756
    @michellewahl4756 Рік тому

    Great Bill you’re always right. Oh yeah that’s gonna happen now.

  • @keithoneil9894
    @keithoneil9894 Рік тому +6

    I tell you what, if there was a reasonable chance two or more politicians would duke it out, C-SPAN would be the top rated channel on TV!

  • @chrisfortin
    @chrisfortin Рік тому +7

    Maybe a big brawl would be good. It could be cathartic in the end.

    • @dross2172
      @dross2172 Рік тому

      It would force people to decide which side their on and that could go either way. It's better for both sides if they just forget about that tactic/strategy..

    • @johnbeechy
      @johnbeechy Рік тому

      Time to Read the words of the 14th Amendment's Section 4, Section1. white men killed other white men, so as to write the 14th Amendment!
      Every single GOP President in Your lifetime Had ONLY deficits. So where is the GOP Plan to Pay down all the 32 yrs of deficits (since & including Nixon)
      No plan to ever pay the bills, nor to Honor the 14th Amendment's Section 4. written by white men in 1868, before Blacks were elected to office.

      one of the GOPers has no plan to ever pay down the Debts from TRUMP, gwbush, Ghwbush, Reagan, Ford, Nixon. all those GOP Presidents failed to pay one yr's worth of debts off.
      GOPers censor their Plans to bankrupt USA and end all Federal Rts! Soon States will be able to Deny the 2nd Amendment !! Be Aware of the end of the 14th Amendment
      14th Amendment's Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.
      Section 4 confirmed the legitimacy of all public debt appropriated by the Congress. It also confirmed that neither the United States nor any state would pay for the loss of slaves or debts that had been incurred by the Confederacy. For example, during the Civil War several British and French banks had lent large sums of money to the Confederacy to support its war against the Union. In Perry v. United States (1935), the Supreme Court ruled that under Section 4 voiding a United States bond "went beyond the congressional power."
      14th Amendment's Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.
      Actions speak Louder than the biggest Lie! The GOP Plan is to DEFAULT on USA debt and cause the revoking of all Federal Rts!!
      Once the GOP Default on the debt by not raising the ceiling, they defy the words of the elected (white) men of 1868.
      White men killed other white men, so as to write the law known as the 14th Amendment. //
      God Bless the Free Blacks that fought under Gen. GW at the Battle of Long island. their courage, while some whites ran, showed Gen GW Blacks should be FREE to save USA.
      Show me a GOP Plan to pay down the debts of the prior GOP Presidents. Other wise, there is no point to supporting their defiance of the Constitution's Article 1 S 8 P1 //
      the Founders sent the army with cannons to arrest the Whiskey Rebels for firing off muskets prior to paying the taxes due on their Whiskey sales. READ the history of the white Man Before U all lose your so call Federal RTs.
      DEM States are planning to 'remove the 2nd amendment' once the 14th Amendment is revoked! stupid people serve as the slaves and Masters use them as fodder
      a National sales tax of ONLY 5% with a Horizon clause, could pay down the $30+ trillion GOP want a 30% sales' tax and Huge Cuts to all rich shareholder's passive income.
      Passive Capital Gains' income does NOT go into the Gross Domestic Product, as per the Formula. Purge the Non taxpayers, as per Andrew Jackson!
      Jackson knew what to do to the traitors!

  • @aprilharvey2225
    @aprilharvey2225 Рік тому +2

    Very impressive! I hope your government leaders are watching this episode!

  • @nipulkradmsinatagras8293
    @nipulkradmsinatagras8293 Рік тому +20

    *Never had a good laugh in a while!* Thanks, Bill!

  • @ladyscarfaceangel4616
    @ladyscarfaceangel4616 Рік тому +5

    Love how they use chairs & jumping off of tables for their fights. 😂

  • @Normally_aspirated
    @Normally_aspirated Рік тому

    Brilliant, brilliant segment.

  • @richardclaus4751
    @richardclaus4751 Рік тому +86

    Great point Bill, if people in entertainment can be successful working with people they dislike so can the idiots in Congress.

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому +13

      It's not even remotely the same though.
      Showbiz and politics are different because while both get paid, the former only gets paid for results - the latter just has to turn up and not kill somebody for the length of their 2-6 year terms.
      If Congress was paid depending on constituent satisfaction on key points then they would be forced to get along to stay in power and get paid.

    • @dacsus
      @dacsus Рік тому +7

      Yea, but that's why actors are actors. They are acting, they do not address important issues that will affect society.

    • @daveroche6522
      @daveroche6522 Рік тому +2

      I worked in the (un)civil service up to a few years ago and it's impossible to describe just how much I genuinely hate(d) the promotion-obsessed dimwits around me - so I'd simply sit there, stay quite (especially at the frequent moron briefings) and discreetly sort out any issues/problems I could - this being the ONLY approach which helped me keep my mojo (seriously)....so if I can do it.......

    • @mnomadvfx
      @mnomadvfx Рік тому +1

      @@daveroche6522 Plenty of private sector jobs are pretty upward mobility focused too.
      After all whem you have the carrot of super high executive wages and/or stock options on the table it is definitely a goal that many will try for.

    • @tdw5933
      @tdw5933 Рік тому

      You have not been to a movie theater in a long time, hasn't been a good movie since 1970's.
      Gotta check boxes instead of movie plot. Then again they are calling overpopulation "climate change" lmao what idiots!

  • @MariaPerez-pl9tc
    @MariaPerez-pl9tc Рік тому +15

    LMAO!!!...Bill was Super Great tonight....🤣

  • @barryrsv
    @barryrsv Рік тому

    Bill Maher at the top of his game.