Doing Things My Parents Never Let Me Do As A Kid

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  • @selinasunay5303
    @selinasunay5303 5 років тому +7054

    Phil...you literally live with a stranger that you met on the internet...

    • @paypalroyale1995
      @paypalroyale1995 5 років тому +84

      😂😂

    • @DontReferToMe24
      @DontReferToMe24 5 років тому +120

      I'm actaully wheezing. Send help! 😂

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +96

      I wanted to point that out but...... i figured everyone would say WHERES DAN

    • @ggii6435
      @ggii6435 5 років тому +35

      I s c r e a m e d

    • @Andremeda
      @Andremeda 5 років тому +25

      I CHOKED AHAHHAHAHAHA

  • @apgt5536
    @apgt5536 5 років тому +1042

    So I think Phil's parents were very logical people

  • @oprovo
    @oprovo 5 років тому +749

    “caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst”
    the ingredients combined to make me

    • @reagan8888
      @reagan8888 5 років тому +1

      I relate

    • @reagan8888
      @reagan8888 5 років тому

      Congrats on being noticed

    • @liveroonie7316
      @liveroonie7316 5 років тому +5

      but then, the professor accidentally added chemical X

  • @lillyvanbergen1435
    @lillyvanbergen1435 5 років тому +2142

    *someone being killed*
    Phil: oh she is not having a good time

    • @alex_marie24
      @alex_marie24 5 років тому +10

      NOT HAVIN A BLAST, NOT HAVING A BLAAAASTTT😂

    • @amandaolmstead9054
      @amandaolmstead9054 5 років тому +3

      People who have been watching Supernatural for a while

    • @amandaolmstead9054
      @amandaolmstead9054 4 роки тому

      Fall Out! At my Green Chemical Piløts It would be funny if it hadn’t actually happened

    • @stankytanky69
      @stankytanky69 4 роки тому +3

      "They just got yeeted into the wall."

  • @frankiemachine7715
    @frankiemachine7715 5 років тому +748

    "I hope I don't get mmilk all over my legs"
    *2.7 seconds later*
    "oH I'Ve gOt mILk AlL oVeR mY LEgS"

  • @zuzu2408
    @zuzu2408 5 років тому +8595

    Phil: i wasn’t allowed to talk to strangers
    Also Phil: literally lives with a stranger he met on the internet
    ultimate act of rebellion.

    • @simi.883
      @simi.883 5 років тому +15

      lmao they met in college not online

    • @babycakelings
      @babycakelings 5 років тому +500

      @@simi.883 um, sorry mate but they met online.

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +228

      @@simi.883 mate they met online lmao

    • @s-aga
      @s-aga 5 років тому +120

      Simran no theyre right they met online

    • @Andremeda
      @Andremeda 5 років тому +80

      @@simi.883 lol they met online :))) 💜

  • @alaynahugjes4984
    @alaynahugjes4984 5 років тому +1858

    "With the muscular tiger daddy" - Phil Lester

  • @MelyssaHawes
    @MelyssaHawes 5 років тому +2127

    phil: fizzy milk
    universe: *makes phil lactose intolerant*

    • @universerose6209
      @universerose6209 5 років тому +76

      this was the universe's way of warning him, but he didn't listen!

    • @doovy486
      @doovy486 4 роки тому +9

      fizzy milk yogurt stuff is an actual thing where im from and it scares me

    • @mileacn
      @mileacn Рік тому +1

      the universe is so wise

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 років тому +296

    *That cereal conversation with the stranger is everything*

  • @graeconnelly8973
    @graeconnelly8973 5 років тому +1219

    “muscular tiger daddy” is just dan in his fursona

  • @camj5292
    @camj5292 5 років тому +1003

    "Caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst."
    -Phil, 2019

    • @in_vargas10
      @in_vargas10 5 років тому +4

      にもna stays assembling in the comments, stream miroh

    • @michaelwithab9030
      @michaelwithab9030 5 років тому

      literally same

    • @lulwsam864
      @lulwsam864 5 років тому +1

      @@in_vargas10 YES

    • @gwen.rizzario
      @gwen.rizzario 5 років тому

      I literally read this comment as he was saying it and it scared me

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 років тому +1

      IT’S DAN AND PHIL

  • @4n3m01a
    @4n3m01a 5 років тому +373

    phil 1) you live with a stranger you met online
    2) THAT GUY WANTED A LIST OF CEREAL NOT A ROLEPLAY

  • @---it9kq
    @---it9kq 5 років тому +2005

    "apparently they taste like yeehaw"
    cannibals discussing eating texans

  • @oliviah1037
    @oliviah1037 5 років тому +731

    imagine dan just walking in and seeing phil rubbing his face on an effing printer

    • @JamesLawner
      @JamesLawner 5 років тому +16

      Olivia H Imagine Dan walking in on Phil as a naked stranger popped up on Omegele 🤣🤣

    • @charmainechapman2233
      @charmainechapman2233 5 років тому +3

      Where is Dan?

    • @andreaIantis
      @andreaIantis 5 років тому +3

      imagine thinking dan is still alive i-
      just joking, he is an adult he can do what he wants n_n

    • @user-hz8eo8zi6s
      @user-hz8eo8zi6s 5 років тому

      @@charmainechapman2233 idk 😭

  • @s-aga
    @s-aga 5 років тому +673

    phil you literally just finished a stage show where you met literally thousands of strangers and talked to them and took pictures with them

    • @Zoe-gd1lq
      @Zoe-gd1lq 5 років тому +8

      seham aga But Phil considers all of his fans to be his friends already!

  • @aylishisawkward1834
    @aylishisawkward1834 5 років тому +773

    Phil saying "she's not having a good time" while watching someone die a gruesome death is my new aesthetic.

  • @nataliehoward6502
    @nataliehoward6502 5 років тому +2820

    Try the ultimate cereal with the carbonated milk

  • @ida3787
    @ida3787 5 років тому +650

    the face scans atually looked very artistic,, like, i could see myself analysing them in art class

    • @MidnightMeka
      @MidnightMeka 5 років тому +18

      it portrays internal suffering quite well

    • @ecofairy5473
      @ecofairy5473 5 років тому +18

      I’m in art school and we literally had someone bring 4 face scans looking super similar to Phil’s like 3 weeks ago

    • @chocoholic7719
      @chocoholic7719 5 років тому

      Ida Ikr

  • @parallel4
    @parallel4 5 років тому +760

    "Oh maybe they were a lesbian" - Phil Lester 2019

    • @geralynndangelo3881
      @geralynndangelo3881 5 років тому +12

      I laughed so hard when he said that

    • @beth641
      @beth641 5 років тому +1

      Parallel want.. to like... 6...6...6...ahh

    • @iwannabeaninjalol
      @iwannabeaninjalol 5 років тому +3

      Parallel phil lester said ‘lesbian rights’

  • @bigladdamien7774
    @bigladdamien7774 5 років тому +1260

    “And a little bit of *angst*”
    “With muscular tiger *daddy*”
    Phil what fanfics have you been reading...

    • @charlee8082
      @charlee8082 5 років тому +23

      Tony the Tiger fanfics for sure, by the way those fics actually exist and they're uhm, amazing

    • @gladyskie8115
      @gladyskie8115 5 років тому +20

      Angsty Tony the Tiger smut x reader?

    • @kkhomestuck4127
      @kkhomestuck4127 5 років тому +7

      all of them

    • @charlie-hy1jl
      @charlie-hy1jl 5 років тому +7

      the ones WE make probably D:

    • @amandaolmstead9054
      @amandaolmstead9054 5 років тому +6

      Reading? I think you mean writing
      I’ll yeet myself into the void now

  • @amyleighton
    @amyleighton 5 років тому +176

    “Some lion cereal! Which is...cereal!”
    a shocking revelation, scientists still cannot explain this theory to this day

  • @Luneroz
    @Luneroz 5 років тому +322

    ‪“Muscular Tiger Daddy”~ Phil Lester 2019‬

    • @alro4077
      @alro4077 5 років тому +5

      "the frrr- fuu- Shut up phil." ~ Phil Lester 2019

    • @sadiebatten9252
      @sadiebatten9252 5 років тому +4

      "shut up Phil"

    • @nerdygal6133
      @nerdygal6133 5 років тому +3

      I lost it at that part🤣

  • @abbeyv9579
    @abbeyv9579 5 років тому +1329

    Neither us or his parents can stop him. Mixing cereal? Fizzy milk?
    What a mad lad.

    • @o.holdeman939
      @o.holdeman939 5 років тому +3

      Abbey V lad*

    • @nezzaUwU
      @nezzaUwU 5 років тому +1

      *nor

    • @rainyday7180
      @rainyday7180 5 років тому +2

      Love your profile picture 👌

    • @abbeyv9579
      @abbeyv9579 5 років тому

      PB_ JK Thanks!
      I didn’t make it, Maddox_rider did if your looking for them 🌻

    • @SharkSnoot
      @SharkSnoot 5 років тому

      Now add the fizzy milk onto the cereal

  • @gingersnap6004
    @gingersnap6004 5 років тому +1194

    I think the Omegle guy meant share what cereals were used but go off.

    • @lenastewart5257
      @lenastewart5257 5 років тому +5

      Witty Username skskskskjdkdn

    • @sarahgardner8856
      @sarahgardner8856 5 років тому +14

      😂 yeah I thought that too

    • @imid3440
      @imid3440 5 років тому

      lmao i know

    • @chloex2714
      @chloex2714 4 роки тому +1

      Omg I thought this too I was looking for that comment

  • @jayjayyy4436
    @jayjayyy4436 5 років тому +307

    Nobody:
    Phil: muscular tiger daddy

    • @rachelcluster6625
      @rachelcluster6625 5 років тому

      But if 'nobody' says nothing, then would that mean that everybody says something😕

  • @hollyn8630
    @hollyn8630 5 років тому +629

    Only Phil would watch Nightmare on Elm Street and say ‘just got yeeted onto the wall’

  • @trixcosplays
    @trixcosplays 5 років тому +1128

    “Don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed” - Phil 2019

  • @jessnicole2774
    @jessnicole2774 5 років тому +4008

    Dear Dr Phil Lester,
    That one omegle guy that likes food wanted the list of cereal, not a role play. Please don’t roleplay with strangers. Please
    From,
    Concerned Viewer

    • @Eveoriginalsinner
      @Eveoriginalsinner 5 років тому +26

      Lmaoooo

    • @honiipeach6676
      @honiipeach6676 5 років тому +80

      I noticed he got that wrong too kdnsksbs

    • @gremlinrat420
      @gremlinrat420 5 років тому +36

      Why is it bad to rp with strangers tho. That's what 80 percent of omegle is

    • @junkerowo
      @junkerowo 5 років тому +32

      @@gremlinrat420 they mean sexual roleplay,

    • @ak7845
      @ak7845 5 років тому +10

      Dr. Phil

  • @maethrinemildred9855
    @maethrinemildred9855 5 років тому +516

    *Dan in his room trying to make Phil's Omegle experience wholesome*
    Dan: Small blessings

    • @nick-ir2nj
      @nick-ir2nj 5 років тому +7

      Aww

    • @nikitaparmar4566
      @nikitaparmar4566 5 років тому +12

      What an underrated comment :')

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +33

      Wait are you insinuating that Dan was on Omegle for Phil? Thats friking wholesome af

    • @Andremeda
      @Andremeda 5 років тому +22

      THIS IS A HEADCANON WE ALL NEEDEDB

    • @emmaphant02
      @emmaphant02 5 років тому +8

      well at least he wouldn't be dead

  • @emjay600
    @emjay600 5 років тому +808

    “Muscular tiger daddy”
    Wow okay calm down there Phil

    • @quomie
      @quomie 5 років тому +26

      he isn't wrong

    • @a47684
      @a47684 5 років тому +11

      @@quomie oh shit

    • @Ginger_Goth
      @Ginger_Goth 5 років тому +14

      And all this time we thought dan was the furry

    • @guzzujasmin4804
      @guzzujasmin4804 5 років тому +3

      Someone is missing Dan

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 5 років тому +1

      Em Jay. That's what he calls Dan when the cameras are off. There's a reason he doesn't record in his room anymore... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @gunsmarkgrub5845
    @gunsmarkgrub5845 5 років тому +820

    severely disappointed we did not get the 'phil awkwardly speaking with strangers out on the street' content we deserved

    • @emmas.843
      @emmas.843 5 років тому +16

      Kaylee B he doesn’t go outside. Even for a video.

    • @keonvneon
      @keonvneon 5 років тому +3

      I would have died to see that

    • @Mimi_Neha
      @Mimi_Neha 5 років тому +5

      People in the UK are grumpy af especially in London so they would’ve been annoyed 😂😂

  • @semmieb3e127
    @semmieb3e127 5 років тому +2518

    America: Frosted Flakes
    England: Frosties
    I... Didn’t expect that to be different, like... *why* is it different, tho?

    • @luiza.s.f
      @luiza.s.f 5 років тому +45

      Sarah Butler I have no idea, apparently is kinda common cause when I went to Portugal there was an ice cream brand called Olá, and in my country the name is Kibon

    • @tamatitto
      @tamatitto 5 років тому +71

      Dude in spanish it's called Zucaritas and I have literally no idea what that means

    • @tamatitto
      @tamatitto 5 років тому +42

      Also according to wikipedia it's called Corn Frost in South Korea and Sucrilhos in Brazil like why

    • @mili8159
      @mili8159 5 років тому +42

      In almost all Latin America is called Zucaritas too. It felt so weird see it as *"FROSTIES"*

    • @therabbitgod5853
      @therabbitgod5853 5 років тому +24

      In my country it is zucaritas and the tiger name is Toño :0

  • @sren934
    @sren934 5 років тому +579

    Normal 3rd grader: when I grow up I want to be an astronaut
    Phil: *When I grow up I want to mix every cereal in a bowl to make the ultimate cereal*

    • @Abi-uj8yg
      @Abi-uj8yg 5 років тому +8

      and this is why Phil is a youtube star and the "normal" 3rd graders are watching him lmao

    • @greenisbest6441
      @greenisbest6441 5 років тому

      Phil had the right priorities

    • @catonfire5010
      @catonfire5010 5 років тому +1

      Of Destiny*

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo 5 років тому +128

    this face scanner prints are literally what i see in the corner of my room during sleep paralysis

  • @tjmcmeechan
    @tjmcmeechan 5 років тому +2064

    no one:
    phil: *oh maybe she's a lesbian*

  • @certifiedboo7718
    @certifiedboo7718 5 років тому +338

    Phil’s Mom: DONT talk to strangers
    Phil: Lives with stranger from internet
    Me: oh well

  • @that_one_doggo8391
    @that_one_doggo8391 5 років тому +2373

    Dan, we need you to come back and stop Phil from making carbonated milk

    • @Sarah22410
      @Sarah22410 5 років тому +50

      so true we need dan and phil games again too

    • @cuckamagoobie
      @cuckamagoobie 5 років тому +30

      i think dan is tired of youtube idk

    • @SpiritInBloom
      @SpiritInBloom 5 років тому +23

      ngl i like that dans taking a break for himself. i hope he’s doing okay

    • @sarahkucana3
      @sarahkucana3 5 років тому +8

      Phil loves milk but not cheese but milk makes cheese

    • @alimkale
      @alimkale 5 років тому +4

      Come back where? To youtube or home? Don't they live together anymore? I haven't watched them since 2017

  • @phoeberose2429
    @phoeberose2429 5 років тому +348

    My auntie used to get cheap white wine and fizz it to make “champagne”

  • @viktorthecreator4458
    @viktorthecreator4458 5 років тому +1285

    When Carbon Dioxide dissolves in water some of it turns into Carbonic Acid. The Carbonic Acid reacts with the Calcium Carbonate in milk causing the milk to curdle. This uses up the Carbonic Acid causing more to be created from the Carbon Dioxide. What you've essentially done, Phil, is made cheese.
    EDIT: Y'all making me feel smart for passing high school chemistry lmao :)

    • @zhamac1
      @zhamac1 5 років тому +92

      No wonder why he hated it so much. He usually hates cheese!

    • @takashishirogane1655
      @takashishirogane1655 5 років тому +189

      *What you've essentially done, Phil, is made cheese.*

    • @Riitz874
      @Riitz874 5 років тому +85

      The fact that he hates cheese just makes it so much funnier

    • @issi99
      @issi99 5 років тому +116

      He created the very thing he seeks to destroy...

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 років тому +63

      Only Phil would accidently make a food he hates with the intention of something good.

  • @terezachladna8822
    @terezachladna8822 5 років тому +565

    Okay, but the face print actually looks like art I would definitely put it on my wall

    • @reaganb6013
      @reaganb6013 5 років тому +1

      Blink?

    • @terezachladna8822
      @terezachladna8822 5 років тому

      @@reaganb6013 multifandom but yes 😜😜

    • @alexcarter-marsh7716
      @alexcarter-marsh7716 5 років тому

      Oh yaaaaaassssssssss definitely agree

    • @mars30
      @mars30 4 роки тому +5

      Well it’s Phil’s face so of course it’s art

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 років тому +164

    *"Guess what, I'm an adult now."*
    Yeah, okay Phil😂

  • @lourdesgunawardena9155
    @lourdesgunawardena9155 5 років тому +212

    “Muscular tiger daddy”
    I’m never gonna see Frosties the same

  • @sevenmillionaires
    @sevenmillionaires 5 років тому +259

    Phil's parents: "Phil you can't steal the neighbors cat"
    Phil: "When I get older I'm gonna steal the neighbors cat"

  • @graciefirebaugh
    @graciefirebaugh 5 років тому +201

    “moral of the story: don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed.”

  • @aine8912
    @aine8912 5 років тому +142

    phil: uploads
    me: serotonin increases

  • @esther-gn9bg
    @esther-gn9bg 5 років тому +1390

    phil: lactose intolerant
    also phil: IM GONNA DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE

    • @slmpetr
      @slmpetr 5 років тому +34

      @Joan The Cat I think *e v e r y* lactose intolerant person does this lmao, myself included

    • @kaylaa660
      @kaylaa660 5 років тому +24

      toomanyfandoms tocreateausername as a lactose intolerant person i think i can speak for all of us: we do not give a fück about being lactose intolerant lmao

    • @enderpearls9496
      @enderpearls9496 5 років тому +2

      Lol same

    • @wolfiejor7124
      @wolfiejor7124 5 років тому +2

      Mood

    • @smolsews3760
      @smolsews3760 5 років тому +7

      Everyone who is lactose intolerant is known for ignoring their lactose intolerance

  • @riphvnter
    @riphvnter 5 років тому +535

    this is random but phil’s hoodie is literally the colour of the two d&p hoodies combined 😂

    • @rozziw5695
      @rozziw5695 5 років тому +8

      It actually is though! It looks amazing on him

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 5 років тому +4

      I KNOW ITS SO COOL

    • @weaksauceremy
      @weaksauceremy 5 років тому +1

      Paige Elizabeth OMG I JUST REALISED

    • @bailamalia2128
      @bailamalia2128 5 років тому +5

      Anyone know where it’s from?

    • @addy_mae6697
      @addy_mae6697 5 років тому +3

      I wish because I want it so bad but I could never pull it off as well as Phil did

  • @maddie8570
    @maddie8570 5 років тому +326

    Phil, a whole grown man: IM AND ADULT NOW!
    Honey, I'm pretty sure you've been an adult for at least 3 years.

    • @2turg_2furious
      @2turg_2furious 5 років тому +32

      Maddie he’s 32 now so he’s been an adult for quite some time now lol

    • @raantaaro
      @raantaaro 5 років тому +21

      He's been an adult for like 14 years lmfao

    • @4n3m01a
      @4n3m01a 5 років тому +7

      he's 32

    • @kyla-bearx1170
      @kyla-bearx1170 4 роки тому +12

      I mean.. he did carbonize milk and drink it.. maybe he shouldn't be an adult just yet..

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death 4 роки тому +13

      hes been an adult for at least a week

  • @britneynalley9524
    @britneynalley9524 5 років тому +1245

    I always asked for an apple pie instead of birthday cake but I was told it was against the birthday law so guess who's having apple pie for their birthday this year?

    • @bretta54740
      @bretta54740 5 років тому +44

      I never had an actual birthday cake growing up. I was born on Thanksgiving, so I always got a pumpkin pie.

    • @britneynalley9524
      @britneynalley9524 5 років тому +3

      This is great! I love this!

    • @watermelonbaby2223
      @watermelonbaby2223 5 років тому +7

      Today was my birthday and I had cheesecake

    • @bretta54740
      @bretta54740 5 років тому +3

      @@watermelonbaby2223 Happy Birthday!

    • @SmallMight-rz6rq
      @SmallMight-rz6rq 5 років тому +1

      Britney Nalley i didn’t even get a cake 😂

  • @sarahkim4760
    @sarahkim4760 5 років тому +426

    "Caramel, chocolate, and a little bit of angst."
    What teenage hormones are made of

    • @clarahowson2911
      @clarahowson2911 5 років тому +4

      I would argue that it’s entirely angst and nothing else.

    • @skykat6489
      @skykat6489 5 років тому +2

      aH

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 років тому +1

      I think I'm about 85% comprised of that cereal.

  • @gottagottagotta
    @gottagottagotta 5 років тому +1864

    What are the odds that Phil just ate Dan’s cereal?

    • @Caro-hh8wk
      @Caro-hh8wk 5 років тому +132

      Dan returns tomorrow with a video about the “cereal emergency”

    • @aaliyahellis8241
      @aaliyahellis8241 5 років тому +27

      Isn't Dan's cereal crunchy nut. I heard him say that sometime

    • @chloemeadowsedits6559
      @chloemeadowsedits6559 5 років тому +36

      @@Caro-hh8wk If Dan returned the phandom would literally go insane (in a good way) lol

    • @thecutestlink8725
      @thecutestlink8725 5 років тому +11

      400 to 500%

    • @dibr3729
      @dibr3729 5 років тому +8

      99.9999999% chance

  • @leaf4104
    @leaf4104 5 років тому +169

    A concept: Dan was on ommegle at the same time as Phil and was chatting with him about the cereal

    • @k-even4062
      @k-even4062 4 роки тому

      ah yes so im not the only one who thought this.

  • @jet8180
    @jet8180 5 років тому +223

    those pictures genuinely look like they could be in an art gallery lmao

    • @reagan8888
      @reagan8888 5 років тому +6

      jet that’s what I was thinking

    • @beatle4-117
      @beatle4-117 5 років тому +2

      They doooo!

  • @elizas7692
    @elizas7692 5 років тому +183

    “Let’s see if this was ok for young Phil” *is 32 and gets terrified* what a mood

    • @tarrierevenant7938
      @tarrierevenant7938 5 років тому +11

      “😱she just got yeeted into the wall.”😂😂😂

  • @charlottestephens1928
    @charlottestephens1928 5 років тому +304

    "you're not my real mum!.....she was my real mum" an ICON 😂😂💕💕

  • @Maya-rq3nu
    @Maya-rq3nu 5 років тому +356

    Sometimes I worry about how Dan reacts when he sees Phil do these things.

    • @olliem.3012
      @olliem.3012 4 роки тому +16

      when he was rambling I could just imagine Dan's face if he saw it and then Phil told himself to shut up because Dan wasn't there to tell him to stop talking

    • @jenna2321
      @jenna2321 2 роки тому

      Honestly I think he’s used to it now

  • @verifiedinsomniac
    @verifiedinsomniac 5 років тому +327

    Phil: i wasn't allowed to talk to strangers
    Me: What about dan

    • @mx.litzix9100
      @mx.litzix9100 5 років тому +6

      He started talking to Dan when he was in his early 20s so I dont think that would have really even applied

  • @Emma-hp5km
    @Emma-hp5km 5 років тому +446

    This video was just an excuse for Phil to eat lots of cereal without being judged 😂

  • @emaangele4956
    @emaangele4956 5 років тому +129

    i love that you found a way around going outside to talk to strangers im impressed

  • @l.pineda1576
    @l.pineda1576 5 років тому +303

    “It looks like I'm angrily making out with myself”.
    -Phil Lester

  • @alanaashton9
    @alanaashton9 5 років тому +814

    Carbon dioxide (which makes things fizzy) is acidic so it curdled the milk Phil, it’s very simple 😂

    • @the_rampant_artist9810
      @the_rampant_artist9810 5 років тому +77

      Alana Hunt, science has entered the chat

    • @ashtheintroverted7204
      @ashtheintroverted7204 5 років тому +41

      That's what I was thinking 😂
      I was like hold up I think you were in the middle of making cottage cheese lmao

    • @robbiesleeps
      @robbiesleeps 5 років тому +10

      @@ashtheintroverted7204 i was about to say the same! He was making cheese lmaooo

    • @maggiemorris9300
      @maggiemorris9300 5 років тому +1

      Oh god

    • @Jayde396
      @Jayde396 5 років тому +1

      r/iamverysmart

  • @hoorayyy1191
    @hoorayyy1191 5 років тому +955

    Let's appreciate Phil for putting out consistent 👏 quality 👏 content 👏 during this dry spell

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +11

      @TheArtRooster dans taking a mental health break for one... idk who else you watch but thats why dan isnt uploading (wouldnt it be ironic if he uploaded on the day mcr broke up?)

  • @tanjabe1514
    @tanjabe1514 5 років тому +413

    when i was a kid i mixed all my family's shampoos, conditioners, shower gels etc together to make the ~ultimate~ all in one shower gel. not sure if it actually cleaned me but it did give me an extremely painful rash for three days lmao

    • @defectivechikapu8285
      @defectivechikapu8285 5 років тому +6

      omg dude i did the same thing but with all creams for all parts of body that was in my family's house

    • @blablablabla309
      @blablablabla309 5 років тому +6

      could be a new safiya video idea ^^

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze 5 років тому +3

      Ok but if you take out the conditioner and only mix things that bubble it makes the bubbliest baths you'll ever experience in your life like 1/4 water 3/4 bubbles. As a kid my mum never let me but now I'm an adult she can't stop me and I need the small joys 😂

    • @jaidencehaven3325
      @jaidencehaven3325 5 років тому

      HAHA SAME

    • @Breadcrum.b
      @Breadcrum.b 5 років тому

      tanja be I did that but with cleaning products lmao

  • @stew267
    @stew267 5 років тому +238

    Wait wait wait. I just thought of something. When he said “you could make cocktails, I’ll make cereal-tails” that would make cereal-tails be made out of a bunch of cereals together.... wouldnt that mean that cocktails are made out of a bunch of- never mind

    • @grey-en8on
      @grey-en8on 5 років тому +7

      I want to like this twice

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death 5 років тому +1

      o h

    • @theorae9108
      @theorae9108 4 роки тому +2

      Bill Buttlicker exactly what I thought 😂

    • @canrastis
      @canrastis 4 роки тому

      Why does this cured comment exist? I love it.

  • @icebear7565
    @icebear7565 5 років тому +287

    Phil I saw your title and immediately thought, "You're messing with forces you don't understand."

  • @dtonyah
    @dtonyah 5 років тому +240

    Print out your face scans and hide them around your apartment: I know what I would do

    • @finntheace6205
      @finntheace6205 5 років тому +2

      Dee Dee H god damn it now I want to do this

    • @dtonyah
      @dtonyah 5 років тому

      @@finntheace6205 I don't see why not 🤣🤣

  • @SansVertigo
    @SansVertigo 5 років тому +323

    Use soda Stream to carbonate pancake mix! Or eggs! Then cook them- you'll end up with the fluffiest result because of the air. Some guys did this while playing with a soda-stream on a livestream, they said it was the softest pancakes and eggs they ever had.

    • @tereza3698
      @tereza3698 5 років тому +8

      That's actually good advice, because in pancake recipes it is recommended to add sparkling water because of the bubbles.

  • @lonelymoonlight1330
    @lonelymoonlight1330 5 років тому +578

    "This may end up with milk on my legs"
    *panic! fans left the chat*

    • @Victor-vc3me
      @Victor-vc3me 5 років тому +29

      WHY DID YOU BRING THIS UP GAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RYAN WAS KNEELING IN THE BATHTUB

    • @ExhaustedTheaterKid
      @ExhaustedTheaterKid 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, I cringed

    • @lizarddd0__o
      @lizarddd0__o 5 років тому +3

      W H Y

    • @lizarddd0__o
      @lizarddd0__o 5 років тому +14

      PLEASE DONT REMIND ME OF THIS MONSTROSITY

    • @EdibleWallpaper
      @EdibleWallpaper 5 років тому +15

      **inhale** **lays on the ground and cries**

  • @sammie515
    @sammie515 5 років тому +4423

    put the fizzy milk in the ultimate cereal you coward

    • @cyisnotokay469
      @cyisnotokay469 5 років тому +82

      Sammie I guess Tyler ain't the only one

    • @apgt5536
      @apgt5536 5 років тому +40

      Sorry but is that Ryan Ross? because if so you are my favorite person now

    • @lourobin5927
      @lourobin5927 5 років тому +13

      I like you guys

    • @lucy-rd7re
      @lucy-rd7re 5 років тому +2

      Nooooo it would ruin it

    • @idiot_savants1361
      @idiot_savants1361 5 років тому +14

      1. Ryan Ross hell yea 2. Yes he should do that

  • @Ghost-qt7st
    @Ghost-qt7st 5 років тому +758

    Put the pictures up in Dan's room and scare the crap out of him 😂😂😂

  • @mirthfulmars
    @mirthfulmars 5 років тому +605

    “Don’t fizz things that aren’t meant to be fizzed.” Phil says. But.. how do we know that it’s not meant to be fizzed if we don’t .. fizz them ?

  • @redacted9142
    @redacted9142 5 років тому +58

    welcome to 2019 where Phil says "ass" on camera with no hesitation

  • @SandySaBoyBoyce
    @SandySaBoyBoyce 5 років тому +398

    I don't know why I wanted Dan to walk in when he was scanning his face huh, imagine the explanation

    • @takashishirogane1655
      @takashishirogane1655 5 років тому +42

      Imagine Dan walking in when Phil scans his ass

    • @jimmy466
      @jimmy466 5 років тому +4

      Takashi Shirogane LMFAOO

    • @Unknowndino03
      @Unknowndino03 5 років тому +2

      whEEZE

    • @mistyz0ne
      @mistyz0ne 5 років тому +1

      he shouldve texted them to dan lmao

    • @jo9504
      @jo9504 5 років тому

      w h e e z e

  • @CsillanRose
    @CsillanRose 5 років тому +133

    Bobby’s reaction in that scene reminds me of Mike in Until Dawn.
    “JESSICA!!!!” *walks as slow as humanly possible*

    • @cryptidliam8452
      @cryptidliam8452 5 років тому +3

      Hilary Rose heavy rain:
      -child is running a way in a crowded mall-
      -dad slowly walks and isn’t even running-
      ‘Ja-son’
      ‘Jason!’
      And then he gets ran over
      Yeah coz you didn’t run after him

  • @smooshedsponge4408
    @smooshedsponge4408 5 років тому +1337

    phil: 🐮🔞🗯
    twitter: phil is recreating the milk fic we-
    phil: fizzy milk :)))

  • @emmsklooz
    @emmsklooz 5 років тому +73

    I love that a "cerealtail" is a a mix of cereals, implying that a cocktail is a mix of.....

  • @sarahoh2089
    @sarahoh2089 5 років тому +1449

    There’s a Korean soda called milkis and it’s like carbonated milk but actually good
    Peach is a really good imo
    So if you wan good fizzy milk try that

    • @MaryPiePierrot
      @MaryPiePierrot 5 років тому +19

      Calpis is also carbonated milk (taste like shit though)

    • @alimkale
      @alimkale 5 років тому +1

      @@MaryPiePierrot 😂😂😂😂

    • @alimkale
      @alimkale 5 років тому +10

      @@MaryPiePierrot "Tastes like shit though" 😂😂😂😂

    • @MaryPiePierrot
      @MaryPiePierrot 5 років тому +2

      @@alimkale it's true! It's just not ment to be

    • @jaxkim7356
      @jaxkim7356 5 років тому +5

      MILKIS IS SO GOOD

  • @hollyn8630
    @hollyn8630 5 років тому +415

    Mixing all the cereals together? Drinking fizzy milk? Photocopying his face?
    Yep that’s Phil

    • @rainy2861
      @rainy2861 5 років тому +4

      That’s 👏 our 👏Phil 👏

  • @addie2816
    @addie2816 5 років тому +114

    I feel like Phil's scanned face belongs in some contemporary art museum out there

    • @addie2816
      @addie2816 5 років тому

      @ I cannot agree with you more

  • @abbey7151
    @abbey7151 5 років тому +75

    Yes I ,an Irish person, blessed a package of lucky charms a week

  • @kristennielsen9450
    @kristennielsen9450 5 років тому +451

    Petition to send Phil the big family sized boxes of Lucky Charms from the US

    • @eclecticgal2
      @eclecticgal2 5 років тому +24

      We need a petition? It costs like $3 at Walmart. Somebody send it to him!

    • @ashyboy2345
      @ashyboy2345 5 років тому +3

      Yesss

    • @ayaanazamir9910
      @ayaanazamir9910 5 років тому

      I'm from the UK :(

    • @Cryptideer
      @Cryptideer 5 років тому +2

      use the store brand! 3x the cereal!

    • @PanicBasedRiot
      @PanicBasedRiot 5 років тому

      I would if I knew where to send it!!!

  • @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748
    @wittyusernamesareacryforva4748 5 років тому +323

    I was never allowed to eat sugary cereal, so to this day, I have never tasted a frostie.
    No Tony the tiger for me, just Todd the supermarket own-brand crocodile that advertised bran flakes, and to be honest, he looked less excited about having to eat the bran flakes than I did

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +22

      You mean *muscular tiger daddy*

    • @axelfeeney7657
      @axelfeeney7657 5 років тому +1

      They’re called frosted flakes tho

    • @paige1666
      @paige1666 5 років тому +2

      Yeah same my mom only let's me eat healthy cereal :/

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому

      @@axelfeeney7657 frosted flakes is in America :/

    • @yesterdaystomorrow5510
      @yesterdaystomorrow5510 5 років тому +2

      amazing existential danosaur
      Frosted Flakes are from America which means that's the correct title.

  • @LunarAnders7
    @LunarAnders7 5 років тому +114

    "Don't talk to strangers."
    Didn't you meet Dan online?

  • @aperson5188
    @aperson5188 5 років тому +35

    “Ultimate cereal of destiny” ~ my all time favourite Phil quote.

  • @RileyMcKenna51
    @RileyMcKenna51 5 років тому +184

    i actually was allowed to mix my cereals together as a kid. i didnt realize i was so privileged

    • @sophieruby722
      @sophieruby722 5 років тому +1

      Same and I still do

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 5 років тому +1

      Same

    • @stitchedtogether88
      @stitchedtogether88 5 років тому +1

      me too it was great lol

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому

      I was only allowed to if we didnt have enough for a full bowl

  • @aglove275
    @aglove275 5 років тому +2454

    YOU LITERALLY JUST MADE AND DRANK SPOILED MILK!!!!! The CO2 makes the milk spoil

    • @ch4rl3t
      @ch4rl3t 5 років тому +69

      aglove275 I’m crying 😂😭

    • @rick1949
      @rick1949 5 років тому +42

      Wow Phil smart

    • @_anime.sausages_
      @_anime.sausages_ 5 років тому +91

      OMG PHIL NO-

    • @adnarimsc
      @adnarimsc 5 років тому +52

      philies are smarties

    • @happychicken4292
      @happychicken4292 5 років тому +21

      Yeah I screamed that at my screen when he started to make it.

  • @hdgdllove2668
    @hdgdllove2668 5 років тому +212

    Phil: puts acid in milk
    also Phil: is wondering why the milk tastes sour
    😂😂😂

  • @Rasenfeger2012
    @Rasenfeger2012 5 років тому +162

    As a child, I always wanted to cook milk in a electric kettle😂

    • @emorattrash5198
      @emorattrash5198 5 років тому +13

      I just wanted to microwave ramen for ten minutes... I did. The microwave still smells horrible to this day... I HAS NO SHAME

    • @tiny_teej
      @tiny_teej 4 роки тому +1

      one time i was trying to make maself a wom malk and i forgot about the microwave behind me so i put milk in the kettle.....it didnt end well.......it started boiling crazily and just burnt and didnt end well and when my mum asked what i was doing, i told her and she said i could use the microwave......brainfart moment

  • @akras_a
    @akras_a 5 років тому +123

    Normal people: tony the tiger
    Phil, an intellectual: muscular tiger daddy

    • @tiquility
      @tiquility 5 років тому +2

      LMAOO

    • @pogchamp3150
      @pogchamp3150 5 років тому +2

      your username-

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому

      @@tiquility thank you thank you im here everyday :'D (cuz i dont have a life)

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 років тому +1

      @@pogchamp3150 your username-

  • @toomie27
    @toomie27 5 років тому +202

    I love how you covered up the death scene with a bunny picture. How wholesome.

    • @cassualtea2040
      @cassualtea2040 5 років тому +2

      Legit started right as I read this.

    • @laynee_renee
      @laynee_renee 5 років тому +1

      Sofis Bored I love your pfp, beeboooo!!

  • @newlifeahead2591
    @newlifeahead2591 5 років тому +522

    0:38
    "You can make a cocktail... why can't I mix all the cereal together to make a cereal-tail?"
    So from this, basically a cocktail is cocks mixed together

    • @watermelonbaby2223
      @watermelonbaby2223 5 років тому +27

      l o g i c

    • @toosadtofunction
      @toosadtofunction 5 років тому +16

      Why do you think we females like them so much?? 🤣🤣 I'm kidding, that was disgraceful, im jumping out the window 🤣🤣

    • @peachmilk1161
      @peachmilk1161 5 років тому +14

      Oh no that could be interpreted two ways 🐔 or 🍆
      😂

    • @alexashsongs636
      @alexashsongs636 5 років тому +5

      This is the best comment I’ve ever read!

    • @portxr
      @portxr 5 років тому +5

      I knew it

  • @buniiteethz
    @buniiteethz 5 років тому +67

    imagine being on omegle unknowingly talking to phil

  • @aubrie4657
    @aubrie4657 5 років тому +74

    “Don’t talk to stranger” but meets his soulmate and best friend online

  • @kttylvvrs
    @kttylvvrs 5 років тому +1067

    i honestly thought phil was gonna walk outside and talk to strangers. i should’ve known smh 😔✌🏻

    • @pthunter3863
      @pthunter3863 5 років тому +6

      mood

    • @sssophie9292
      @sssophie9292 5 років тому +2

      😂 me too for a second there, then I thought naa, internet chatrooms exist

    • @WILL_DPW
      @WILL_DPW 5 років тому +4

      I also did panic slightly

    • @SmallMight-rz6rq
      @SmallMight-rz6rq 5 років тому +1

      a creative mess he’s the most introverted one of us all 😂

    • @hermioneholding3720
      @hermioneholding3720 5 років тому

      Same tho xD

  • @alapacuk247
    @alapacuk247 5 років тому +611

    us: please do another mukbang
    phil: mixing all my cereal together!
    Thank You Good Sir

  • @SharonB97
    @SharonB97 5 років тому +39

    *Nobody*
    *Absolutely nobody*
    *Phil* LETS MAKE FIZZY MILK :D

  • @theflowersofeviltina471
    @theflowersofeviltina471 5 років тому +1634

    This was a super light, cute and pleasant video to watch. Thank you, I really needed it

    • @zoe_murtagh_03
      @zoe_murtagh_03 5 років тому +2

      MeowImmaGachaGamer. That's our Philly! ≡ • ≡

    • @theflowersofeviltina471
      @theflowersofeviltina471 5 років тому +3

      @@ballsdeepinurdilf2605 In the name of SCIENCE

    • @bunnyboy3200
      @bunnyboy3200 5 років тому +4

      The word you’re looking for is "wholesome"

    • @Tara-id3rk
      @Tara-id3rk 5 років тому +3

      100%. The kind of content I need (and rarely find) when I just need a distraction from a stressful day

    • @theflowersofeviltina471
      @theflowersofeviltina471 5 років тому +1

      @@Tara-id3rk like kinda EVERYDAY

  • @nerysstuart4210
    @nerysstuart4210 5 років тому +1118

    5:06
    Ph..Phil...
    _i think they meant share what cereals you used_
    Edit: woah where did those likes come from

    • @mariopokemon955
      @mariopokemon955 5 років тому +1

      Twyst Draws Stuff that's why I cringed when he rped

  • @reagan8888
    @reagan8888 5 років тому +131

    “Muscular tiger daddy”
    Phil Lester everyone

    • @quomie
      @quomie 5 років тому +5

      he isn't wrong

    • @l4ylaa
      @l4ylaa 5 років тому +4

      but isn’t that dan-

    • @beingsocialwasnevermyforte
      @beingsocialwasnevermyforte 5 років тому +4

      he should put it on a shirt tbh

    • @quomie
      @quomie 5 років тому +4

      @@l4ylaa
      shh don't expose

    • @reagan8888
      @reagan8888 5 років тому +3

      layla ! *crafting intensifies*