They say there's no "wrong" opinions about movies. But then you hear a UA-camr say she's a fan of all Shyamalan's films: this one, The Village, Signs. That comes close. This was after she displayed a review goodie package for Old, which she went on and on about, almost as long as the film. That put the cherry on it. Don't people even TRY to review the movie anymore?
The actress in this movie somehow reminds me of that one in THE WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN, the one MST3K called a Marlo Thomas lookalike. This actress seems to give the same kind of look over and over as that one.
@@Salmonator2000 The movie or my comment? Cuz unlike germs, you could 'see' the happening coming when a wave would blow the foliage. So just shove the mask on then, and take it off when it passed. haha
@@whenfatkillsfat803 Wait: you're telling me that the insipid Twilight movies were directed by someone _other than_ M. Knight? That there are *two directors* that awful? You _monster!_
If anyone cares about the bees....it is a combination of pesticides and 5G microwave technology. We have less than 5 years after the Bees are gone BTW. I just realized I was Debby Downer here....oh well. At least someone learned something.
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marky mark is a teacher = the most unbelievable piece of science fiction ever written
Coming in at a close second is Marky Mark the Inventor in Transformers
Gotta love Mike's constant urge to drop everything and impersonate Rush- the Trees
He had to finish what he started with The Touch Of Satan.
"I'm a long range medical examiner" is such a fantastic riff! XD
That teacher doesn't just mark papers.. he Marky Mark's them.
lol
“Go to hell, Wahlberg”
If you're writing a research paper...he tells you to feel the citations...
The Happening appears to be a high-budget horticultural version of Birdemic.
I saw it in the theater... in the theater!
I was just thinking that this seemed like a James Nguyen movie
Exactly. If James Nguyen could make a competent film, it would look like _The Happening_
That’s a good description.
@@1monki spot on
"I don't know if you guys heard this article about honeybees disappearing?"
"If you stole 'em, just give 'em baaack."
"It's the Lions! They've cut the power!"
Not included here but "why were there so many Parisian policemen on the train?" Thank you though :)
Wait. Mark Wahlberg is teaching science? Am I really being asked to believe that?
Jim Carrey as a lawyer? Or even remotely believable in The Truman Show?
'Nothings Happening'
That’s a much better title for this mess!
Thomas, Henry, Sir Toppam Hat
Tis but a scratch. A scratch your arm's off. No it isn't!!!
brooksmc well what's that then?
John Barry it's just a fleshwound.
Look, stop that!
I'm getting better!
AJS be stone dead in a minute
"Which they could do at any time. They just...chose not to." LOL!
I loved the Thomas the Tank Engine joke!
The joke is made better the fact he sounds like Alec Baldwin in that moment.
I love how Dante from clerks has a cameo in this
Boy that prom sure left Carrie's gym teacher old and paranoid eh?
They say there's no "wrong" opinions about movies. But then you hear a UA-camr say she's a fan of all Shyamalan's films: this one, The Village, Signs. That comes close.
This was after she displayed a review goodie package for Old, which she went on and on about, almost as long as the film. That put the cherry on it. Don't people even TRY to review the movie anymore?
All the blowing
Marky Mark is either angry or confused.
“What do you mean they cut the power?! They’re animals!”
Even Rifftrax could not save this bad, bad, movie.
It's a great unintentional comedy without riffs like The Room, Birdemic and Showgirls.
Now March 2020 we all taking refuge indoors
Christ McKenzie! LOL 😅
The actress in this movie somehow reminds me of that one in THE WILD WORLD OF BATWOMAN, the one MST3K called a Marlo Thomas lookalike. This actress seems to give the same kind of look over and over as that one.
hot dog
Dante from Clerks at 3:16 with a one second cameo lol. I wonder how he landed this role.
He wasn’t even supposed to be there today.
To stop the happening all they would've had to do...is wear gas masks. Really. People from WWI would've scoffed at this movie.
Well this didn't age too well.
@@Salmonator2000 The movie or my comment? Cuz unlike germs, you could 'see' the happening coming when a wave would blow the foliage. So just shove the mask on then, and take it off when it passed. haha
It's America. They would've never gotten the general populace to do something so logical in order to insure their own survival.
This exchange is Gold.. Few years ago, we could have claimed otherwise. Now *snicker snicker* Politics is the plot twist
Do the actors in Shymalan films put any effort or emotion into their lines?
Shymalan prohibits any emotions from his actors while filming and on set in general.
Jasmine
Are you making that up?
@@jlprizm Zack Snyder took inspiration from this directing style by applying zero happiness and joy in his films.
I'm surprised he hasn't worked with Kristen Stewart yet.
@@whenfatkillsfat803 Wait: you're telling me that the insipid Twilight movies were directed by someone _other than_ M. Knight? That there are *two directors* that awful?
You _monster!_
3:49 So good
Have they done 'The Mist' yet?
A better title for the movie would have been, "What the hell is happening?'
Is that Dante from Clerks????
Really? I thought it was a large duck.
Hahahaha and HOW did you miss the little girl talking to the camera?????????????? "Oh hi folks, yeah this is grim"
Ugh! This movie was so bad. Not The Last Airbender bad, but still pretty bad.
Mark Wahlberg's performance is awesome in this. M Night Shyamalan is another director who seems to lack human emotions and thought patterns.
Kevin is too funny.
Couldn't everyone survive The Happening by wearing masks??
Only if it was a respirator with an oxygen tank.
5:21-5:26 lol
Any movie where Zoey Deschanel lives & Mark Wahlberg dies is unfair (sorry)
I thought the movie was ok, some of the acting was kind of.....mmm
If anyone cares about the bees....it is a combination of pesticides and 5G microwave technology. We have less than 5 years after the Bees are gone BTW. I just realized I was Debby Downer here....oh well. At least someone learned something.
At this point, there's so many things against us (because of us) that there's not really much hope for the future.
drumr72 Screw the bees!
@@joshuablack8221 Ok, I took your advice and am just now recovering from penis repair surgery.
Zooey Deschanel's eyes creep me out. They don't look human. They look like doll eyes.